Hmmph... this junior is a good seed [Cultivation Management Quest]

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Zeno Angelus/Jin Muyi 5 - Babysitting and dustier aspects of Life(part 3)
As we came back out of one of the aspirant barracks, being guided back by another archivist, no doubt in order to make favoritism less likely, I could not help but ponder. Our dance was interesting, to put it mildly. I have seen Blood path cultivators and legionares alike move with grace, but the grace we employed in the strange hall felt different, somehow. Maybe the Appendix, apparently a very animated cultivation book, right now talking with Zeno about distant vistas they want to see, could answer my questions?

"Appendix, what differentiates the dance we performed down there from other of our clans make?" Better to be precise and being vague would only give these chatterboxes a chance to talk my figurative ears off. Appendix consider their response before nudging Zeno forward. Interesting. Shortly afterwards Appen and Dix began to talk between themselves and Appen takes out a pen from somewhere to take note of something.

"We were just talking about it, actually. Well, to be precise more about the effects of the art on our surroundings, than on us the dancers" Zeno began, with his swordhand scratching the back of head lightly. "Appendix told me it was a fast course on the basics of the cooperative far sight part of the art [Phantasmal sight] we performed. We moved only when the light didn´t shine on us, which means we only moved when necessary. But that isn´t the sticking point, right? You mean the jump between darkness?"

With a nod Zeno continued his explanation while we walked leisurely to our destination. "To overly simplify the verbal essay Appendix gave me, while you thought of no doubt important clan matters. The special tune sung down there amplified our ability to throw our senses to another area and also amplified our ability to accurately gauge what is going on there. You noticed the cones of sight the rabbitsoldiers had while we danced too, right?" Zenos face morphed after the last sentence, showing his slight worry. Meanwhile Appen continued her writings in the air on a floating sheet of paper. How does she do that? No matter, Zeno is answering my question to him.

"Yes, but I thought it to be just another feature of these Soldiers. The eyes of the soldiers shone after all." With this said a slight pause overcame us as we mulled over the implications. If this art could see farther than a qi cultivators eyes could perceive, then this art could have potential

"Can this art allow you to perceive locations you can´t see?" I ask and immediately receive an answer. "Yes, but I can´t perform it alone, because the strain to the mind and the differing perspectives is too difficult. Also, the qi amount needed to control is simply too much for one person. In a real combat scenario a group with a cultivator of the Foundation Establishment Realm would enhance everything about the art even more, than another of the same realm ever could, though!" His explanation becoming more and more excited as he spoke.

Having long since arrived in the mean while we did not have to walk and I could therefore afford to shift my weight my stance in front of Zenos barracks, where he will no doubt continue his training tomorrow.

"Then why did we seemingly, flicker, for lack of a better word, between the shadows? We never even touched anything but the wallcorners."

"I think that is the point?" After I raise my right eyebrow, Zeno hurries to continue. "Appendix only told me that we moved without motion. Mind you, they also warned me that both of us won´t be able to run such an obstacle course with so much meters to cover without training the art, because our every day use won´t be nearly as good for the use of it. The desert won´t have perfectly spaced shadows ready for our use, after all." Zeno says with some mirth laced in his voice. Understandable.

"Then, Zeno, I think you should teach it to others of your platoon." Zeno confusion in his face makes the next question seem almost obvious. "But, couldn´t you just teach it to others and get more people learning it faster, if you are teaching it?"

"Yes, if I understood the technique as good as you. You are the one who just broke down the key components of an art We both used and I did not fully comprehend without your help. You are simply the better teacher for this art." His simple "oh" of realisation, as the weight of this undertaking bloomed on this shoulders was a sight to behold on his body language.

"But how will I convice my comrades like Alexandria or the ever stubborn Legate Phaidros to allow me to teach them? I mean, I could teach it to Alexandria, Old God knows we have done more silly things when the Legate didn´t look, but convicing the Legate seems not possible alone." His slouching posture is an excellent way to determine his defeated mood. Thankfully, Legion training should train that out of him in the future.

"You won´t, because you just volunteered your unit to scout for possible sightings of a small Blood path cultivator group and your Legate will administrate the mission." With that I start to head towards the aforementioned Legates Bureau.

"We did?" Zeno follows shortly behind me, the gears in his mind turning quickly, no doubt.

"Yes, because we can´t allow these cultivators any chance to grow and we need your platoon bloodied in such a comparatively easy mission, since we are scrambling to catch up with our lost strength and promising units like yours need to match the challenge like everyone else does."

"OH."
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This concludes the Omake series with Muyin and in the next arc Zeno will focus more on the average Legion experience and find his own insights there.

It was rightfully pointed out to me that Zeno doesn´t interact much with his unit, so I used the dire situation at hand as an excuse to facilitate a routine mission for a Platoon of barely trained first heavenrealm clan cultivators. Will they find the handful of Blood path cultivators, I don´t know. Can Muyin just assign a mission towards another legion entirely? No, definitely not. Fortunately we are not a self-centered sect bound by heavenly law to never think of longterm group battle logistics and can therefore try an unusal art to solve an usual mission, because the stakes are low for the clan in this mission and Legate Phaidros is known among her Legion for liking combat solutions with less casualties. The last trials hammered in the cost of lives lost, because of bad information and the wrong assumptions some lead to. Who knows how many cultivators were not found early enough to rescue, because fallible clansmen could not see their half dead bodys lying in the sand.

Idea for my next Omake: The Platoon goes on a mission and find out Blood path Bandits try to spring an ambush and they can avert that through careful scouting and use of the [Phantasmal sight]

Thoughts? Especially names for the Omake, they are the most difficult to come by.
 
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Zeno Angelus 6 - Blood Path Cult cleaning
Idea for my next Omake: The Platoon goes on a mission and find out Blood path Bandits try to spring an ambush and they can avert that through careful scouting and use of the [Phantasmal sight]
Blood Path Cult cleaning​
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March towards a shrinking Oasis town in the middle of the night. That´s all I am thinking. Oh, who am I kidding. Marching is so boring and tiring. Why can´t something exciting happen?

"Stop muttering Fleetfeet and look up ahead. Look, finally an Oasis and good food ahead!"

"Yeah, yeah. Will the food be the best foodstuff you ate in you entire life as well? Her crooked grin would normally be a better sight than sand, if more than just the moon shone down upon us.

"Of course, Fleety! My mouth will have forgotten all about the taste of the meal at the end of the day. The meal we are about to eat in this town has to-"

"-give you energy for the punishment you two are getting for not following marching procedure. Stop fooling around, get back into formation and shush!" The Commander orders with a harsh wisper and we, of course, comply. Why are we marching at night without light, though?
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A few hours later our Squad of 12 crested over another large dune, which would normally allow us to see the village, but we will manage, somehow. I am sure.

"Zeno, can you dance Phantasmal Sight with three others and reveal to us the town hall?"

"Um, I think so?" With the approval given by the commander Alexandria, Derek, Herc and myself dance the art Phantasmal Sight. Thankfully, the events, which will be shown at our feet, don´t glow as harshly as the radiance of our famed legion formations. No one likes getting ambushed, not even us.

Before long a Whirlpool of shadow qi forms into a moving picture of a small room, painted haphazardly in dark colours. In spite of the perfect clarity of our beautiful art of qi our the Commander confirms that we are indeed undetected and only then allows us to stop dancing. It is easier to counter the backlash by a paranoid enemy while we are still in motion after all.

While the Commander looks at the working, those who aren´t on guard duty line up in a single file. I wonder what has her so captivated? We did this song and dance in our training literally all the time. My inattentiveness gets crushed soon after by the exultant cry of the Commander. "We are in luck, comrades! Tonight we crash a dinner party and not even my peaceloving Grandmother will be able to compain!" Her jolly demeanor relieves some tensions I didn´t think existed before. Must be stress.

"This, my dear comrades is an ambush and we are about to crash it. To be precise it´s common blood path ritual, which uses unsuspecting idiots like you to fuel an orgy of blood and bones. Now Comrades where do you think the actual inhabitants are?"

"Are they caged underground, beneath a deep maze, locked behind bars, which are guarded by two really tall earthworms that anyone that moves?!"

"Eh, no Sylvi. They aren´t" I could have sworn the commander tried to reach her nose in frustration. I must have imagined it. A commander like her does not do that.

"Most of the inhabitants of this town are in fact sleeping unaware in their homes. Only the sacrifices and all our targets are in the town hall."

"Awesome, only our commander could have figured that one out!"

"No Derek, if you bothered to actually look, all of you could have put it together. The bandits are the only ones in the village with a bright-as-day house in the middle of the night and no is outside the hall is drinking or shouting. There simply is no party without a few drunkards outside the main hall. Not one!"

"Oh." and a slow nod is the only reply Derek gives to this crushing assesment of his skills. Can´t blame him.

"Let´s get to work!" With that said I clear our qi working with a quick hand gesture and we beginn our quiet walk towards the village hall.
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Once there, we break open the front gate of the village hall and form up. This building is just big hallway for us. How convenient. While we form up in the hallway the Blood Path scum shares with us his last words.

"Who dares disturb the meal of the most Exalted Lord Longtail?!" Dark spittle flies on to the bulbous belly of this creature. Disgusting.

"I am Commander Zhi of the Golden Devil Clan and our mission is to root out all Blood Path Bandits we encounter. That includes usurpers of Golden Devil Authority like you!" With spears raised at him his tone changes and his followers slowly form up behind him.

"But an Inspector from the Golden Devil Clan shouldn´t arrive for another Decade! Followers, these are obviously intruders upon this Land, which our glorious Leader graciously bestowed upon the Golden Devils so they too may learn to enjoy the exaltation of Blood! Crush these infidels!"

With these Orders given by the enemy, we raise our qi formation up and advance. With strength these creatures will never learn we break their waves of flesh and before our formation reaches the end of the hallway our enemies lie defeated in pools of their own blood and guts. Now there is only cleaning left to do, by us. Was talking really worth it?

"Ugh, sand doesn´t smell so horrible."

"Shut up Fleety and start cleaning."

It really wasn´t.
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My Omake for this turn. Word: ca. 900.
Omake-Reward: I would like a cultivation boost if possible.
@BungieONI , @Mochinator

And now @FixerUpper I hope my attempt at slimming down is noticeable?
 
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Legionary cantina
Legionary cantina
There are many things a cultivators must do in the service of the Legion. Some tend to the garden of the clan and others forge our iconic spears, which complement our hoplite formation so much. One thing all of us have in common is eating a specific diet, specifically eating a mish-mash of lentils, beans, legumes and lupines. It´s supposedly a remnant of the days when we walked the turtles backs as heavens equal. According to myths and legends everyone learns when everyone is too deep in their cups anyway. As a spoonfull lays there I can´t help but think...

"What are you doing, Fleetfeet!? Stop resting your head on the table and eat. The food is getting old!" Even though Dereks voice is grating, with his unusually high pitched voice that never seemed to have left puberty, I raise my spoon for our hard earned reward for todays work.

"Yeah, yeah. I will, once you finally hand over the salt!"

"And do what? Torture poor Katsuya, like you did last week?!" Is he seriously still raw over his dumb snail not recognizing the correct cup for her treats on the food table?

"What? No! We went over this already. I simply gave you the wrong container. Salt and Sugar were literally right next to each other!" I never knew that slimy ass could get this red.


"SHUT UP!"


Taking the following silence as a signal to continue her actions, our legate made her opinion known to all in the hall by lifting Derek up from his seat and seating him right next me. Why is she smirking?

"Now you two can´t shout at each other like enemies!" Really, that is your reason?!

"We aren´t enemies!/ We aren´t enemies!" Did her smirk just widen? No, She is back to her resting face that screams `I am too tired to deal with this.`

"And now, because the rest of you giggled like children instead of using this chance to mend your relationship with the person you have a grudge with in our squad, you will all pay for my wine bill tonight!" And that smile is back!

"Uggghh, nooo!"

"While finding the guy you have a grudge with and feed them their meal!

"Ugh. noo."
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Words: 400

Turn: 7

This idea didn´t leave me alone. I hope you had fun reading this. The dishes everyone eats in the clan must be delicious!

@Mochinator , @Alectai
 
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Zeno Angelus 7 - The Siege of Three Frog City 1



Three Frog City. Eighty thousand people, and slightly out of the way. Named after the three Spotted Toad Frogs who were slain near where it was founded, the city was only moderately fortified, and even less important. It´s nothing more than a training ground for the smallest of bronzen lights in our clan. Then why am I being sent there alone? Ugh. This makes no sense.



"Hey Fleetfeet stop worrying! Whatever we will face I am sure it will turn out fine!"



Her nudge on the reigns kept the Camel that pulls our wagon full of supplies right on the barely distinguishable sand path on the way to that suspicious City.



"It´s just suspicious. That´s all."



My resigned frustration must be getting to her, because her fingers dance along the reigns like she usually plays with her spear.



"I know, Fleety" Ah there is that thoughtful look. What a sight to see. "We can only do so much and if your mission killing the Rat at Midnight was any indication you have the instinct to think on the spot, even though paralytic poison coursed through your veins. Your plan allowed us to capture that Rat and don´t you forget it! With that piece said she gave me one of those smiles. Yeah all is gonna be...wait minute.



"Y-You shouldn´t know that! I left the specifications of the poison out of the report." With my whispers getting harsher Alex tries her best to make it seem like normal trash talk between legionares, by focusing on the road and pointedly ignoring my eyes.



"Er...every qi thread weaver searches for...!" My side eye at THAT ridiculous statement shut her right up. "Searches for what kit`er, a bottle of every day rat excrement?"



I am finally getting to her. Though that blush is so cute. It must a new colour unto itself! Wait. *smack* Cute Girlfriend later. Now I need to find out the damage and repair what I can.



"S-Searches for such a cute and kissable guy!"

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"What?" I must have misheard that. I kissed a rat, enthralled by it´s noxious fumes, and not Alex. I would remember kissing her, I hope.



"Could you...?" I take over the reigns of our camel, since she seems to need a moment for herself.



"I love you, ok." That whisper of hers. It hurts to see.



"Well I for one am glad!" With a heave I raise my sword, that killed the rat, with a smile on my lips.



"You want to kiss another rat!?" Alex shouted.



"What? No! I meant, I... ah.... I am glad that we share such feelings for another. The sagging of her tense shoulders would be comical, if it wasn´t such an important moment for her.



"That´s good."



"Yes."



Silence between us and the breathing rumble of our wagon is all we hear for a while. The sun is still high and still no scorpion or even a desert hare in sight, while we were preoccupied. Huh, strange.



"So, i guess that´s it, huh." Who could have guessed decades ago that me and Alex would become a pair. While I hand the reigns over to her again I take our my sword to maintain it. You never know when a hare springs out of the road to punch you over a dune.



"Yes, your mother was so impressed with the way you handled the poison she insisted we marry, for some reason."



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I should be mad, I should be shocked or even surprised, but I can´t. That is my mother alright.



"That sounds like her, alright. Mum and Dad got together because they survived poisoning by Cannibals after all."



"You´re not mad?!" That shock in her face, heh.



"No. The rat was poisonous. Your depiction of the events no doubt showed your affection." And she is back to blushing.



"W-Well I might have cried while giving them the oral report." I wasn´t insured, so.



"You were Jealous?" I asked with a grin of pride.



"Okay. I was jealous that the rat got to kiss you first! Are you happy now?"



Heh, I kissed a rat so good it made my girlfriend jealous!



"Very, but do you know how you could make me happier?"



"Make you another dress?"



"Not what I thought, but let´s talk about that once we are done in the back."



Now she looks at me like I just wanted to try and prank Old God, a ridiculous thought. Everyone knows his advantage in any prank war is unfair.



"Isn´t it obvious? I want to make up for what we lost in experience earlier." Calling Appendix was thankfully just a thought nowadays



"Oh" Is all that comes out of her cute mouth, as we turn ourselves towards walk-in storage of our wagon. Enough place for the two of us.



"Appendix you what to do." A salute is all I get, before the book ushers me to the back with a smirk on their face.



The rest of the day is spent making up and thankfully no critter interferes with our alone time.



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Ah we are finally there. Three Frog City. A more average City I have never seen. The soft sand behind us, gives way to the more packed sand, found at every watering hole in the desert.

"Even the buildings look disappointingly average." True, kit`er, true.

SO, Fleetfeet. Any Idea what we will do once we are inside?

She looks about as happy as I am. This is gonna be the most boring post, isn´t it? On the upside she is hugging my shoulder. Life is good.

"Nope. Anything after, reporting in like a good legionare is pretty much up in the air."

"Fair. Well, let´s see what they have in store for us."

Before long we hold our Wagon before the gate and wait for the Gate guard to approach. Even his attire is average for a gate guard, With the typical hat and all.

"Gate guard Zhen greets you lovable Ladies, what brings you so far south?" his charming smile falls flat with me as I try to parse his sentence. He thinks I am a woman?

While i stew in my confusion, Alex already found a place to roll in laughter at the insinuation.

"Ha ha." Very funny Zhen. Very funny.

That gobsmacked face. I wish my farsight dance could hold the images in some object forever. I would treasure the rictus of utter confusion I can see on the guard.

"What? Is this some kind of joke? A man wearing silk over his body?" His posture shifts with realization.

"No, but it helps with the ladies as you can see."

Meanwhile Alex uses the timing, perfect as always, to hug me in Front of the Gate guard.

"Oh."

"Indeed."

Zhen takes a moment, but once he gathered his wits he takes our papers and notes our roles.

"Ah, so you are the divination expert we are supposed to expect. Not many to go around."

"Yep, with us at our side they won´t ambush anyone." My silly pose atop the camel must have done the trick, since the guard chuckles.

As mother taught me. It´s always good to leave a good impression on people. You never know when you need info on potential spies.

"Why wear the silks anyway. I can´t imagine them being good for protection." I nod.

"Good question." My nod seems to lighten some interest behind his eyes. "There are various arrays woven into the dress, thanks to my companion to my right."

"Really? Man you are lucky."

As I point towards her, Alex bows, seemingly taking in the praise.

"Don´t worry Guard Zhen. They do more than accentuate his delicious curves. They even help him at his job!"

With her arms wide pointing towards me and a grin on her face she showes some of the more complex parts with a small application of qi.

"Ha, that is good enough for me Captain Fleetfeet. Just report in with the Commander. He wanted to see you as soon as possible." A shout and some qi later, the gate opens. Man I hope the meeting doesn´t take long. Some ricewine would be nice right now.

With that said he ushered us into the City.

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Words: 1400 ca.

Preferred Omake reward: Impact Boost (Silk Robes: Dunelit Moons Shadow) [Arrays on the Silk robes helps the qi control of the individual, making Farsight dances easier for the user. The gathered qi around the robes passively improves the users survivability (light armor).
 
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Zeno Angelus 8 - The Siege of Three Frog City 2

Man getting water sucks. Why is the well in the middle of the city. I have to, uff, carry that heavy bucket everywhere. Ugh. At least I am not living beyond the border. As mother always says: "Dear, some pure thoughts a day will keep the cannibals away." Nice saying mom, if it could only lower the volume coming out of your rooms at night.

Life in Three Frog City is certainly better than under the thumb of a Cannibal Lord, if grandmas stories are any indication. I mean, they killed people for cultivation, real people and that sucks major hare ass.

*Snort*.

Thankfully mother can´t read my thoughts or she would scold me for hours again, before randomly finding another aquaintance to bring home. Ugh. Her aquaintances stink of blood and guts. not even the kind father butchers and prepares for the market. So disgusting! Thankfully I won´t have to live in such stench for much longer, oh yes! I will-



*Splash*



"Oh no!" uff my arms. No, no, noo! So embarrasing! I threw water at noble. Maybe if I clean it up quickly. Ah there is my rag, hopefully it´s enough.



"What do you think you are doing?" that boy, no man demands. "I-I wanted to apolo-apologize."



This is bad! He has a spear and worse, he doesn´t wear the town insignia. He´s definitely one of those people mother warned me about!



"First, raise your head girl, here is your rag and kindly explain, please." Did he mean that or is it one of those games mother plays with her suppliers?

"Strange smell and Jittery as a hare. Maybe formality works?"​

"Eh-hem. I am Sub-Commander Phaidron. Who do I have the pleasure of talking to?" he underlines this pomp witha short bow I have seen the city officials do. Maybe if I play along he shows mercy.



"G-Greetings Sub-Commander Phaidron. I am the daughter of the local butcher Zhao of Three Frog City." I even did the bow correctly for once. Small victories!



"Good. Good. And why did you walk around a corner with two far too full water buckets on you?"



"This daughter only knows that our mother needed more water for chores at home." That eye. "You don´t believe me?!"



"I do and that´s why all of it is suspicious." I really wish I could massage the oncoming headache.



"Then why do you think I am a suspicious person. What, because of my smell?!" This is just ridiculous! There are butchers in every city!



"Well, yes." that flat tone. He is serious.



"Please follow me to Captain Fleetfeet and we will clear your smell right up.



Ugh, as you wish.



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Why is this happening? Why am I being brought in for my smell of all things?! That´s so unfair! Thankfully that stiff, grumpy and no doubt wall-lady pecking guard doesn´t comment on my expression and just pushes me forwards.



For once devil stiffness is useful, if only to give me some time to think while we walk through the windswept alleys the Free Frog City. Every single wall in the outer districts look like chewed up bunny leftovers. "Why are the wall smeared in that way anyway?



"They are defensive arrays layered over every building, protecting all mortals from the predations from the Cannibal horde." Yeah right, soo safe.



"Really, then why do so many filthy slaves come in and get work as every normal, proper citizen? Why mother said they spread that were inflicting us with the shakes last fa-."

*Thunk* Ow. "Silence child! Such words are worth an investigation alone!"



"What? Who cares about the fil-?" As he raised the butt of his spear again I raise my hands in defeat.


"Ok. I get it. New people from Blood cultivator lands are not filthy." That seems to have placated the devils ire. Phew. "Why, tho?"

"All who respect our way of live are worthy of living in the domain of The Golden Devil Clan!" Such conviction. That stick must be further up his behind than I suspected.

Seemingly satisfied with his answer the guard, no, Sub-Commander Phaidron leads us out of the outer district up the hill, where all the fancy people with auth-, authuro-, uhm power live.

After we are past the huge bronzen gate, seperating us filthy and powerless from the shitty and powerful, our journey continues. Man, does he never tire? That hill was steep! I could roll down with a cart, that would be fun! Hmm. Oh, maybe I can even get payed for it by the cart maker? Oh, that sounds nice.

"We are here" Oh already? "But this is a shitty hovel with rusty doorhinges." That constipated look on his face! Priceless!

"Wipe that grin of you face!" That look is no longer constipated. Why is everything so heavy? And where is the shitty colour? I need to lay down. Yeah, maybe I won´t feel so small there.



"STOP!"



With that command alone the door is open the next moment and a lone figure wrapped in blue silk and an equally expensive looking sword at his hip appears before us. Are there feathers around his shoulders? No, no. I must be hallucinating. Not even the corrupt guards would wear feathers of all thing. They couldn´t boast about their manliness towards their drink-partners otherwise.

"Are you alright young lady?" yeah, no. Not accepting help from them, like mother taught me. "I think so, yes."

That seems to do the trick and that weird being stands up without touching me. Ugh, now I am sweaty and dirty, but I am alive and no longer suffocating on land. I can, no, I must work with this.

"Remain here, please." How can such politeness sound so, I don´t know, dangerous? Anyway Focus Mia. Moms lessons prepared you for interactions with cultivators, even the strangely caring ones, maybe.

"O-Of course milord!" There, formality observed. He´s finally not focusing on me.

"Phaidron, explain yourself. Why did I find you pressuring a young child in front of my office?" Wow, you´re finally getting it now! Yeah, karma!"
"I would like to know that aswell." Great, another ass approaches this gathering of asses.

Strangely no crowd of strangers forming in the fancy district. The guards and their wives must be working overtime on grifting the stalls in the street we passed then.

"This young child is a known troublemaker, but surely doesn´t deserve such a treatment." And he moves slightly in front of me. That condescension is more what I prepared for. Now just look meek and observe as they backstab each other or plot. Same difference, really.

I´d rather look at Lord Silk Pants. At least he tries to wear more than brown and grey, though Orange is a strange colour for accents. Lin's rants about textiles taught me that much.

Why is the ass smiling at me like he just did me a favor? Thankfully mothers life lessons included looking calm, even when I feel anything but calm. Seriously that smile is weird.

"Phaidron, what`s the reason of transport?" The human-on-a-stick, of course, quickly moves to answer the command of his master.

"Traces of human blood found on the suspect."

"I am afraid that is enough for us to at least consider investigation Commander Gaidaros." The potbellied man seems to take that particular statement in stride.


"Maybe she got cut while playing in the slums. It happens." Silk Pants nods understandingly.

"That is certainly a possibility, but I would reckon we can find more asking her where our young lady is more comfortable." At that statement, a blood red-haired Lady in Silk and leather steps unto he threshold and beckons us inside with a smile on her lips.

"Ah Lady Alexandria, what a pleasure to see you once more!" Yeah, try it potbelly-ass. Her and Silk Pants are clearly engaged. Anyone without a snake down their trousers could see them ravaging each other with only their eyes.



At least the Commnder acts accordingly and tries to flirt with the pretty lady. This allows everyone to take a seat on a surprisingly cushy chair in this small and cramped hovel. A pretty lady carefully cleaned me, I got some nice tea, and a place to rest my sore feet. How heavenly!



"While I, as the Captain, am flattered by your nice words for our platoon members. We also strive to back them up with actions." Wow corny, but he somehow makes it work. If I wasn´t so comfy, I am sure that would have fired me up. Go Silky!



"Of course Captain Fleetfeet. Enthusiasm for the cause is always appreciated, haha! That laugh sounds so stupid. You can do it Captain Fleetfeet. Show him! Heh, sounds nice.



"Alexandria, what are the test results?"

"The blood on her right ankle seems to be from an array the cannibals typically use to enthrall mortals for their own gain, Sir." That bow is professional, the ones in the market definitely can´t compete. Unsurprising, they are outsiders after all.

Wait. "I have what!?" Lady Alexandria arrests my movement before I can even begin to move my ankle.

"A blood array by a Cannibal Lord." How can someone be so calm about this?

"Why so alarmed? Don´t worry we would have done anything in our means to save you if it was dangerous!" That smile. So nice.

"Really?" With my question asked I feel a small tingle on my right ankle, As I raise my pants, the scraggly lines vanish before my eyes.

"See, nothing to worry about." With that said lady Alexandria helps me back into a comfortable position and gives me some glazed nuts in a bowl to munch on. Yummy!

"Where is it?" You can´t just make something not exist like that! "It´s in this bottle, dear" and on her hip can be seen a small see-through bottle half full of a dark liquid. Wow.

"Cultivators are awesome!" If that thing could just move so quickly from place to place. What could I do, should I-, no, once I learn that?!

"It truly is dear, but shush now, please. I am afraid this is important for all our safety." I simply nod and try to relax again.

"Moving on, can blood really be used for that? I mean, young lady, it´s just blood right?" That look the captain is giving her. Wow, Pot-ass must have hit a nerve.

"I am afraid not Commander." Capatin Fleetfeet answers with finality in his tone.

"Really, explain?" I am sure he tried, but man sounding commanding with that stature sure is a challenge.

"Of course, commander. Alexandria give us a quick rundown of the difference between typical blood and the ones cannibals use for this array." And the fat ones attention is right where it started, under her neckline.

Men, ugh. Mother was right.

"Typical blood used for arrays is treated with scorpion venom, which the array uses as a catalyst fort he enthralling effect on their victims and surroundings. Getting the consistency oft the treated blood right takes time and effort most cannibals will never bother. Intelligence from the Dawn Fortress indicates that only a few families bother with it."



"So that blood is special, captain. I can see how the running of the blood is strange as you said, but is it really that strange? We do have some lesser, not deadly ilk running around in the lower districts." That smirk of the old man sure looks satisfied.

"Normally her lack of a wound would a source of joy for all involved, true, but we received concerning news, as you surely recall, about the many missing pods of their more deadly variant in the area." The belly-ass recalls many things captain. The beads of sweat indicate that this small detail escaped him.

"Of course, Captain. That is most perceptive by your platoon. I had hoped someone would find some small hint about this mystery." Liar, liar pants on fire!

"Thank you for your gracious understanding milord. Would that interest of ours allow us to investigate the family responsible for this young ladies possible enthrallment?" Wow, Captain, you are laying it on thick there. Heh, that won´t happen. Mom controls his stinger. Nice try, though.

"No, I can´t allow that!" And he shot up like a firework. Mom will love the report later.



"Are you sure? Respectfully, we don´t know where the blood array net begins or where it ends, Sir." Oh, Captain can assert himself, nice! Too bad, mother can´t let him succeed.

"Hmpf, My family lived here long before the devils arrived here young one. They wouldn´t bother with such a useless mortal family." The Commander finally rises. That seems to have given him energy.



"Surely the missing scorpions should be investigated, Sir? They are missing as you said earlier, after all." Using his own admittance against him, smart.


"O-of course. Keep up the vigilance good captain! Divination won´t run as smoothly without your experience I am sure!"



"Ah thank you. That praise is more than I deserve." So he can blush, cute.



"And you girl follow, I will deal wih you personally." Ugh, ok. Wha-.



"Stop dragging me I can walk!" The nerve!



"Be thankful little girl you would be dead for this impudence just over the border!" That look, scary. Nothing on the stick-in-the-mud, though. Puts this parasite into perspective.

"Ah, thank you for advising us so promptly on this important matter, Sir." Even the Captain giving a bow at the end. Belly-ass really doesn´t deserve it. Mom will wring him tonight, heh.



"Of course, at ease." With that said, that mountain of a man walks.



And I am dragged out of the comfortable home. Man the walk down is going to be annoying!
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"So what do you think de-?"



*Thunk*



"THIS IS ABSOLUTE BLOODRIDDENGARBAGE!" If anyone asks, my desk always looked parted. Nothing some weaving and an array won´t be able to fix. But, oh, so satisfying.



"We are on the border to Cannibal territory." Thankfully the room is big enough for some aimless wandering. Only just, but enough.



"And, importantly, the blood cannibals want us D.E.A.D, Dead! Of course they would try to subvert our own!" Why does that damnable, fat and most importantly rotten Commander not see the danger?



"I know." Oh do you now. How nice.



"Shit, we could be doing the same if our new spymaster wasn´t such an obvious beginner at anything that even resembles subtlety. No wonder Old God had to use his valuable time to do clean up duty!"



"I know, dear. He simply has different priorities." Her hands on my arms feel nice. I should not shout at her.



"Then, then what can even be done without approval of higher authority?" Ugh, I wouldn´t have that goal conflict back at the dawn fortress.



"Simple, we prepare the stage for his inevitable doom." That sounds incredibly cliché.



"Oh wipe that look off your face." Now she can see my facial expressions behind my back, great.



"Knowing you, you already thought of the people you need to screen for outside influence and who to order around once it´s time."



"Are you buffing your nails while you hug me?" Seriously, the woman in my family. They act like getting peak sexiness is some side mission they desperately need to archieve.



"Yes, It takes time and effort to look this good, you know!" Again? "Yes, yes we went over this many times already, I know."



"Stop buffing your nails, you already look great." Why iss he smirking now?



"And what if I wanted some more wood in front for a more polished figure, dear?" Oh no, father warned me about such a question. Abort conflict!



"T-that would be great. I am sure you would look lovely, but well how?" Man, she already feels nice, I don´t see why she wants more, but if it satisfies her it can only help her way.



"Well, your mum was really helpful once I mentioned some ideas for a potentialy spicy topic we are invested in."



"Your Icebreaker?" What else would it be with my mother? "Of course!" Yeah, that´s her. Never change in that regard, never change.



"Conditions?" That kind of change can´t be cheap. I wonder when Phaidron comes back to report?


"Foundation Building, and the necessary herb for the ritual is only produced by one family living in the Xin Kingdom." So difficult is an understatement then. Fair enough.

Phaidron will just knock once it´s appropriate



"I will see what I can do." Obtaining it can only become easier with time.



"You´re the best!" Heh, always good to hear. Man she has some lungs.



Wait!



"Why did nobody barge in?"



"Silence array once the door is closed." What a simple answer, but where-?



"Your father was nice enough to gift it to me!" Figures, if it´s not mother, it´s father.



"Oh" What now?



"How about some mushroom soup, I am famished!"



"Sure, but I am cooking, while you notify the troops to let me know once the wildcard we need arrives!"



"Right-O, Boss! Our trumpcard will be there before you know it, I promise!" and back to cheeky optimism. once she is excited for something.


"Sure, now get going, the guard shift is in an hour." And she is out the door.



Now, where did I put my paintbrush and where is the list of the guard shift in this mess. Wait. I have Phaidron. Better, "I have minions!" Good, the door is open.



"Phaidron, get in here at once!" nothing like people following a command and not obstrctin survival of the clan to raise my spirits.



Shortly after he bows as the rules of formality demands he gets to the point. "What can I do for you, Captain?" Hmm, what to do first? "First, find me the list we talked about yesterday, then gather the troops in the courtyard. Make sure everyone brings some vegetables. Lastly you will repair the desk, understood?"



"Yes, Captain!" Good.



"Dismissed, Soldier." Yes, that should be a good way to bring others into my dance. Now, How do I make my enemies trip up? Well, nobody told me I can´t consider that while cooking.
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Zeno Angelus 9 - The Siege of Three Frog City 3

Meditation.

Others chose to be still and seem stagnant to their surroundings. I chose to meditate through slow exercises. It calms my frayed nerves more, especially with that niggling feeling of doom at my back. The Blood Cannibals are but one reason for that particular sensation. Since I do not wish to be ruled by doom, I meditate to learn of my worries and lay them to rest, as all things eventually will.

It was an exercise every Cultivator endured to perfect their path on this shell of a world. Certainly, stories told of people in other seas advancing through the early stages as easy as breathing. That doesn´t mean our endeavours are for nothing. Fewer in the Third Sea than in other seas may reach the higher stages -if the old texts are to tbe believed- but the technical excellence we reach again and again is of a different sort. My clans continual survival in the hundred years trials stand testament that fact.

In reflection to that, even the Blood Cannibals as our long-suffering enemy stand to be at least partly an argument for everyones excellency. How can one improve without a sufficient challenge, after all? They are the ones who test our defences at every opportunity and according to the grapevine, even Old God, Imperator protect him, was tested by their nascent soul 'Child Corpse Gulper'. What a terrible and pretentious name. Might as well call himself 'Bad horrible Evil Guy' for all the difference it makes. Sadly, his horrible naming sense does not impede his combat prowess and only Old God can hope to match him. So he is not the one thing I am worried about, merely one of their immediate catalysts. I am too small to worry him after all.

As I draw another liquid black strand of Darkness qi and ready my stance for the next cycle, I can´t help but ask myself; what exactly makes the Cannibal Lords such a difficult prospect for all of us?

On the greater strategic site, the cannibal Horde is one of the few honest enemies in this sea. Oh, I and my mother can buy supplies for the cleaning of our swords from the crafter of their seven divine saber sect all right. It´s nice for them to do that, considering the relative unknown we are inside the clan. There is just always the voices behind our backs and in the more obviously horrible situations treacherous actions by the so-called righteous sects. They proclaim their quest of prosperity for all through working together against the demons conspiring against the heavens everyhwere! Even our gardner at home knows about this and he is deaf. That is my problem with them, though. The same deaf person would not work directly for the cultivators, because cultivators are somehow inherently better than mortals. They then ignore in the same breath how they all started out as mortals and would give the aforementioned mortal a position, which is conveniently in the way of demons. That´s just what I gleaned from reports my mother allowed me to read.

No my worry lies closer to home, at least what I know it as. We work best in a unit, making our enemies tremble in fear as we advance on their position. Considering all I learned from Appendix -to cut and weave through my enemies- and how to seek out information about the enemy, I must admit to not fitting the mold our enemy casts us in. I can function in a unit if need be, but even Muyi accepted my irregularity decades ago and advised me with that in mind.

With that in mind, for once in my seemingly endless cycles of meditation, I cut and the past flows away from my dreaming eye. All that remains is the future. What shall I do?

I have Appendix, their book to which I am bound and their teachings. That is the personal part that sets me apart. On the other hand, thanks to Alexandrias and I´s effort to feed and train the sullen forces in the past years, we know the loyalty of the largely star-struck forces in this City belong to my divination platoon. Most of the Foundations Establishment cultivators make it a point to to only observe their duty and fewer care enough to investigate any improvements in the batterments. It´s for the good of the clan after all and why, if the divination platoon wants to care for the trencehs and the artillery arrays as well. Sure, why not? The best response we got was a leisure "Knock yourself out." by an esteemed superior of mine drinking the day away.

The reason my esteemed superiors give me for lacking to fill out the routine checks they should have done are many, but boil down to the most hazardous of all vices, lazyness. Why cultivators -who are known for their hard work- are disturbingly lazy, I vexingly don´t know, but with time we shall find out.

Thankfully Phaidron, the busy-nice-bee, that he is noticed the 'error' in the paperwork and made enough ruckus up the grapevine that someone, being me, as the new guy in the city, was the one ordained to perform due diligence. Oh, there were one or two cases of misplaced cultivation sources, but nothing that couldn´t be explained as some clerical error. That doesn´t worry me and according to Appendix, even the highest of cultivators can make mistakes. The mistakes on my level should therefore be technically proportional.

Appendix is positively ancient and isn´t exactly what one would call great at explaining the intricacies of logistics and their pitfalls in governourship of any settlement so I searched for the book every commanding officer relies on to teach their minions. Bless the imperator, because an Appendix (not a magical origami bunny) can be found in every training manual so everyone can know what to look out for in your campaign logistics. This Appendix includes normative data like charts and spreadsheets with legends to denote everything normal and irregular.

This may not be a field campaign, but by the imperator did it open my eyes to the errors in the paperwork. As it turns out, the Gate Guard Captain Zhan hunts the wildlife in the area under the direct supervision of the Commander. That in itself is not a problem. No one wants to give Blood Cannibals any walking emergency reserves, after all, especially before a big invasion. The irregularity comes afterwards. The Gate Guard Zhan is selling the hides, meat and other things one gains through the correct butchering to someone outside the City. Concerningly, he gets almost novalue out of them.

What makes it even worse, when I report strange findings of warehouses full of processed meat and their strange qi emanations to my immediate superior, all I get is a glassy eyes look and the distinct order to not bother with it. The consequences are only implied, of course. Even direct meetings of my worries with the Commander of the entire city garrison get no better response. The Commander seems to almost relish in my worries. but I am sure that is only my worries taking over. No Commander of the legion would be caught dead working for the enemy, surely?!

Then there is the incident with the girl and her array painted, strangely enough, on her calf. A quick background check through local divination and just plain sneaking where my platoon needs to go,we could absolve the family of any Blood Cannibal connections three generations back. By the imperator, the mothers only slight on her honour was the loudness which she proclaimed her relationship with the Commander. Admittedly, getting that as a written report from our most recent rookie as his training exercise was funny, but sadly not key point we need to unravel this mystery.

So my worries summarized. Who traffics the remains of thousands of of dead animals in the region and why do all my investigations stall at the commander?

*Breath out*

With the same motion I cut again and every detail that makes myself reappears before my dreaming eye. Shortly afterwards, my physical eyes open and I can feel my body coaleszing back into tangibility. The heavens may grumble at the edge of my senses about the profanity of using my own dreams to meditate and even cultivate sometimes, but the heavens are in the end fair. In the end I practice techniques previous cultivators were not struck down for after all, even if the previous user was a distant ancestor of mine. No matter, the heavens can talk to me about their worries at any time and if they don´t take their chances I can´t help them.

Now, what should I do now? Paperwork for the day is done and meditations even helped me sort out my worries.

"Boss?" Appendix called from behind the `seperator`, more of a rag really.

"Yes, Appendix what do you need?"

"Well, you were in thought so much in the last few days and we noticed your problems and maaybe found a way we can help. That sounds foreboding.

"Ok, come in. Let´s talk. There is no sense in talking over the threshold."

"Oh, right." and with that said the most magical origami slips under the heaviest rag in the city into my bedroom/meditation chamber.

"Well, I noticed you finally managed to cut your connection to the past. That´s great!" with that proclamation Appendix bounced up and down the room in joy and halted in the same breath.

"You noticed it too, didn´t you? How the world naturally repaired itself shortly afterwards?" Was that unnatural in some way?

"I thought teh cut clearing a path only for a short time was the point, was it not? I cut, a channel in a subdimension you call the the "place-where-everyone-dreams" opens up, my cut opens a path towards my baldes edge and shortly afterwards the path collapses." What is her point

"The point, silly, is that the heavens doesn´t like needing to observe you going through multiple subdimensions in quick succession regularly."

"But every technique acts in some way the heavens don´t like."

"True and the only reason I mention it is because of the inventor. It might one day think you too much effort, if you use it too much." The Heavens having a bias, who could have guessed. Wow.

"Soo unexpected, thank you for warning me." Once more the saying rings true, 'If you want unite a legion, bitch about the heavens and their alleged fairness, especially their weather!'

"I know, I know not what anyone of the clan really needs learn, but in the future be careful when opening the path. You might accidentally communicate with the one on the other end of your blades edge, ok?" the worry practically seeps out of her voice.

"Yeah, yeah not like I can´t afford anything less." Any further discussion about the overglorified weatherphenomena is sadly interrupted by a fast approaching Phaidron, eager to tell me about some apocalyptically-clerical error he has found, again.

"Captain Fleetfeet, please excuse my interruptions." Phaidron, even formal and to the point when worried. How reliable.

"You are excused. What´s the problem."

"Well, Sir. We have a sudden visitor demanding to see you."

"Oh." It seems my clear schedule just got something new added to fill it.

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Time-to-write: 4h (That is short in my case.)

In the future there will be a collab between the Good Seeds Zeno Angelus and Maria. This should serve as a way for them to interact. @BadAtScreenNames What do you think?
 
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Zeno Angelus 10 - The Siege of Three Frog City 4
The sun is glaring at three unlucky legionares as they perform their duty to the clan while they talk between them of their seeds of discord.


"Hey Zhan. Why, huff, do we have to run around in the sun anyway? Aren´t you the big cheese among the guards? Oh this heat will kill me!"

"Oh Shut up Fatty Hao!" With that said and a glaring reminder of his status among us this slob of a mountain finally stopped whining like a child.

"Instead take some cues from Barbz and start chucking these balls into the fields." *Chuck* and another one lands far away on some patch of arid gras.

"But how can I do that, if I am the sad one pulling the wagon." really, that´s your question?

"Just take one and throw it really doesn´t matter, Fatty."

"Then why do we have to be the ones doing all this dreadful mortal work? It´s demeaning to our grand stature as the the commanders chosen!"

"Dumb Hao! Stop being dumb we are his men unofficially!" Barbz, rushing headfirst to decapitate problems as fast as always, nice. "Besides, dumb Hao, we aren´t under that nosy Captain Fleetfeet anymore." True.

"What Zhan you can´t possibly agree with Barbz on this!? We can´t so much as collect some protection money and that silk-panted Devil will demand out of which ass we pulled every single well earned stone."

"Don´t be even more idiotic than usual dumb Hao. You forget his fleecing bitch!" Oh this I gotta hear. * Chuck*

"You´re supposed to hit the ground not me Zhan." Man that verbal bite was weak. I suppose it´s time for some talking for the missus.

"Spill."

"Wha-. No! I am not gonna stack tha- that bitches reputation more by talking about all of the shit she was up to!" This requires a more personal touch then.

"Ha, Barbz got schooled by the devil bitch!" Schooled!" While Zhao is good for riling customers up, I need him docile now.

"Shut it Zhao, this is important!" Ah that smile and her goosebumps. Good dumb lady.

"Yeah, dumb Zhao, you should listen!" Oh that tenseness right before a hug, just divine. "W-what is it?, Zhan?"

"Why, isn´t it obvious you wanted to tell us about 'the Silk Pants Bitch' if I got that right."

"You have not Zhan the lesser." Oh I must have hit the nerve then. Better let Fatty run into that one.

"Haha, you suck Barbz! The bitch must have gotten you good!" I should-

"No, you walking fat tank! It´s worse she´s more of a cow! Have you noticed the wood stacked in front of her?" never mind.

"Huh, what wood. Are you blind as well? SHe has not wood continually appearing in front of her Barbz." *smack* That must have been a new low even for him.

"What? It´s true, isn´t it?"

"Well, yes. Fatt Hao, but that´s not the wood we are talking about. We are talking about the fleshy kind."

"Ah, the funbags!" That expression of pure joy would be more amusing if I didn´t know how much older he is than Barbz and I. How did he get so far with Lord Gaidaros in the first place. Anyway, questions for another time.

"Yes, dumb Hao, fun bags, ugh."

"My problem lies more with the ease this cow has managed to enthrall all the new blood. They are mine to lay with, mine! *Thwump*

"Careful Barbz, the balls!" Oh no!

"Run!" Thankfully we stopped over a small dune an can just run the other side.

"Waah, the World is so unfaair" huff. Not again.

"Shut your trap dumb Hao and Put your breath where your legs need to be! And you Barbz I will-" *Swich Prick* Ouch.

As I look behind me these pointy white balls with complex arrays painted on them roll down in an unending tide down the mountain towards us. We have to run faster!

"Shit Zhan your Shoulder" Uh, is that hwat the cattle calls vertigo. The old hag from last weak may not rumble in my stomach anylonger, but she had the right of it. Anything the Golden Devils build is annoyingly persistent.

"Zhan, huff, these balls are chasing us."

"I know. We need to run faster"

"Let´s blow it up instead. then they can´t annoy anyone!"

"No/No!" Even as we are chased by pointy balls along the dunes of this podunk City I can´t help but admire the pitch of Barbz voice. It´s wasted on the Commanders weapon, but I suppose what she doesn´t have upstairs she makes up for downstairs in leagues, heh. Looking at her while running, yeah that´s how one should run away from certain doom.

"Aaah, why not!" *Shlick* And another bone pierces the largest among us. What a sorry sight with all that snot at the first sign of danger.

"What why noot, huff!?"

"Because, dumb Hao, the commander will be disappointed", yeah and that Captain will write another block full of complaints which we now have to actually fill out, ugh. Wait a minute, that´s it!

"Hao'er can you block the force in the air, to throw us like a missile towards safety"

"Like a ballista, or-" ugh, now is not the time for devilry.

"No matter. Can you, huff!?

"Y-yes Guard Captain, Sir!"

"That´s brilliant and I can smoothen our landing by pulling in some poor schmuck!" Now we are talking!

Just a few seconds later fattys stone skin allowed us to sail over the walls and we seem to be landing in the commanders courtyard. At least that makes reporting in easier. Wait.

"Barbz, Stop roping in Captain Cilix!"

"Not much of a Choice! Aah!"

"What, sto-." *Thwump*

"Ouch/ Umpf/ Oouuuch!"

Ugh, my everything. I can´t wait to become a Foundation Establishment Cultivator. Gravity is the greatest bitch and I will make her mine! Right after I get up.

"Stand up, soldier!" Oh, that´s the Commander.

"Errm, we can explain?" That glare did not bode well.
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It took some time for us to get some semblance of order. The Commander did not like that and Captain Cilix, I guess. Ah, who cares about some dumb devil. I am with the winners of a bloody good future after all!

Soon after Commander Gaiarados ordered us inside into his abode. The personal one, where no stick-their-ass Devil would ever dare to visit without direct invitation. Like taking blood from a mortal, too easy. Though reapplying the technique afterwards is annoying the potential results show in the commanders room. It never ceases to amaze how much treasure he had taken from the Golden Devil Clan. So many artifact weapons that got lost between the trials and coincidentally landed in his lap for safekeeping. A bow strung with the the fibre of a Great-Circle Foundaation Hare here, the lance of some dead Core bitch there. It was a wonder they found anything, considering how much they trusted their little Communication board for logistics. It takes just a few qi applications and nobody bothers to check where the stuff is, because it´s in the hand of 'Clan-brothers' after all. Yes, Cilix may be annoying, but his vices are very useful indeed.

"Now you three little shits, explain! Why do you have bones in your body when the reinforcements are nowhere near?"

And, uff. Yeah, Getting Blood taken as payment for healing and reinforcement of the Commanders disguise hurts. I can deal, though. The Clan may be done for, but I will live thanks the Commanders grace.

"Well, you see Captain Fleetfeet ordered us to set up traps in the nearby hills to stall potential enemies." Ugh, that look.

"Yeah, Boss it was awful. We had to drag these balls throughout the desert and toiled like Mortals, ugh!"

"On that we can agree on, dumb Hao. Really annoying and stupidly deadly as well."

"Are you three done?" That look. How can someone look so serene and yet so annoyed at the same time?

"Yes, Sir/Yes, Sir/Yes, Sir." We answered as one, like we were taught by the Commander.

"Then listen, because you three failing to plough the fields like cattle is the least of our worries." All because of Captain Fleetfeet no doubt.

"Our worries start and end with that Callista girl. I divined it myself."

"What?/What?/What?"

"Don´t give me that cheek you dumb shits. It was inevitable that the Devils would send their most treasured asset somewhere safe and that´s the doublebladed problem at the root of the capillary."

"Err, Boss. What makes the devil bitch so important? I mean they will all die like cattle to slaughter, right? Heh, yeah that will be fun.

"No." What. Even Barbz looks worried. Not good.

"Impossible. Cultivators of the Blood destroy Devils like scythe to wheat. You taught us yourself!"

"Yes, and you two will stop being students real soon, if you can´t stop interrupting your master!" Oh, everything is so grey. Well shit, minimize damage!

"We are very sorry Sir!" and with the bow the pressure on my heart finally lessens. Man the commander sure can control his qi well. Everyone else merely makes pressure for the whole body feel like the hide of cattle leather lying upon me.

"You better listen!" That silence, I never knew Fatty could stop huffing like a Dunerat. Looking at Barbz, as we bow before our master, even now her hots for him are as evident as ever. That must be the stuff of her dreams. Good for you sister.


"The good thing about that Callista girl arriving is the reinforcements it will spur from our comrades. Taking down her would be a blow to the Devil Clans moral after all." Man, is he really gonna wander around the room, while we have to bow? Ugh.

"The best Part about them is that we don´t have to concern ourselves with that pint of concentrated hell."

"That´s great Master, but how? The cunning Captain of the Divination division has the favor the people and the cattle.

"Yes, and you dear Ba Bi how do you think he got so far in his useless endeavours?" And that´s how the maiden would have fallen for her prince charming, if this was a shitty Xin Kingdom Fable of their Oh so great Sorcerors. Barbz is gonna be insufferable tomorrow. At least this will mean more booze for me and Hao tonight, nice.

"E-ehm, He marinated the minds of the cattle with drink and supper while treating the cattle as p-p-people?"

"That´s right Ba Bi and as it turns out I was so, yes, so inspired by his deeds I wished to follow in his footsteps and I invented a new way to keep the shoes of anyone entering the mortals house clean. Thanks to my new invention, of course!" Oh that smirk this is going to be good.

"Boss?" after a nod I feel, more than I can see, I speak while we are allowed to stand up again. Finally.

"If I may, are you the one giving the qi to clean the dirty cattle?"

"Well, yes. We wouldn´t want Lady Callista to arrive to an unclean house after all! If that results in my ascension to Foundation Establishment, why, that is only my just reward for my long service to the clan before I-we leave to administrate others cities just as well!"

Oh yes, This is going to be real good!

"Now you three, take these array papers and deliver them in my name! We wouldn´t want any mortal to be left out."

"Yes, Sir/Yes, Sir/Yes, Sir." Wow. These are a lot of papers.

"Dismissed." And we are leaving, without Barbz as I suspected.

"Hey Zhan don´t you think it´s funny?"

"What could possibly be funny about us delivering papers to mortals, Hao?

"Oh, it´s just, for once we do our jobs and that stupid Captain can´t complain." Heh, yeah.

"Oh yeah. Beating him at his own game, how poetic."

Almost as poetic as masters house cleaning, That´s going to cement us as worthy in the eyes of Corpse Gulper and I almost can´t wait!
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Zeno Angelus/Maria Collab - Lethal Hustle: The Blitzkriegue Case
Lethal Hustle: The Blitzkriegue Case
Zeno Angelus/Maria Collab

The Three Frogs training camp was a lot more busy than Maria had expected. When she'd first arrived, she'd imagined some rickety little barracks, an overground field for exercises, and if she was very lucky a separate dormitory for the trainers. What she'd gotten was a surprisingly functional, relatively well-supplied collection of facilities. Three or four training fields, the grass well-manicured, the flagstones properly maintained. A sizable barracks, separate from the city's own guard. A cantina. An armoury, even, stocked with serviceable (if not necessarily impressive) equipment. It had been a nice surprise, if she was honest. Also the only nice surprise she'd gotten since getting here.

To be fair, the other big surprise hadn't actually been unpleasant in itself. Letha – the only other Optimatoi not currently confined to the Healers for long-term observation and recovery – had pulled her aside as they arrived to the camp.

"The flags," she'd muttered, visibly excited. "The- the legion marks, I-"

"Don't know it," Maria had muttered.

"Yes, I know, they're new. I- I think…" Letha turned and looked up at the flags above the camp again. And squeaked. "They are! Oh my Gods, Maria- Maria, we have to- my hair, I have to fix my hair, we look a state-"

"Letha," said Oyster, his voice curling with slight amusement, "as much as I'm sure your hair care routine is in itself a wonderful example of excellence expressing itself even in the most mundane of actions, would you mind perhaps finishing your sentence? The one where, you know, you tell us what the Legion marks mean?"

"They're the 302nd​!"

Maria's brow furrowed. "…So?"

"That's Rina Callista's legion!"

That finally got through, although they'd had to explain why it mattered to Oyster. He'd been confused until they'd told him she reached the 13th​ Heavenstage. Then he'd gotten it.

It had been thoroughly exciting, at first. To even be near such a luminary was an experience. Of course, then they found out said luminary's new legion were hogging most of the training camp's equipment. That had doused their enthusiasm quite a bit. To make matters worse, the three of them had almost immediately been handed their new recruits and told to get to work, despite the fact they were down four instructors. Any attempt to remedy this ridiculous imbalance had been met with, at best, a sympathetic smile and an incompetent effort to free up some resources. More often, they'd been told to shove off.

So here they were, four days later, huddled in the cantina well after midnight, finally eating lunch. Papers were covering the table like a small bureaucratic snowstorm, and the food (fried rice and cold barbecue) was backed into a corner, visibly fighting for what little territory it had managed to hold onto.

"Who has the – the -whatsits?" asked Letha. Oyster shot her an unimpressed glance. She reddened. "The – you know, the thing with the list of requirements to pass them on to active duty?"

"Here," muttered Maria, pulling it from one of the lower strata of forms. "Fucking pointless, though."

"Well, I don't know about that," began Letha, but Maria steamrolled over her.

"Going to fight Cannibals. Need to know the Hoplite Formation, spear-fighting forms, and how to do what they're told. Three things. Don't need…" she gave the form a contemptuous glance, "a full page to write that."

"Are you saying that because the wastage annoys you or because you're jealous of their handwriting?" asked Oyster, face utterly blank and tone of voice so bland he had to be teasing her.

"I'm saying it because it's true!"

"Of course."

"What's left?" asked Letha, not quite crushing the laughter in her voice. Oyster glanced down at his pile.

"Individual initial reports on the recruits-"

"All shit," said Maria.

"Training regimen sheets – nothing too strenuous, just signatures to say we did them – suggested diet plans for the kitchens to maximise qi growth, some general bureaucratic 'we're here too!' forms, and… ah."

His voice trailed off. Letha and Maria shared a confused glance.

"Oyster?"

He looked up.

"A, ah… an after-action report on the… unorthodox problems we ran into on the way here," he said quietly. "For you."

Maria took the sheet from him, and all three sat in the uncomfortable midnight silence. They hadn't discussed what had happened. Not really. On the way, they'd been too busy trying to just get the others to Three Frogs before one of them keeled over, and then there'd been the initial debrief, declaring the mask, healers descending on them like-well-meaning white-clad locusts – one distraction after another.

Honestly, that had suited them. It wasn't a pleasant experience. Ignoring it had been an unspoken agreement.

She scrubbed at her forehead and glared down at the form.

"Why just me?"

The other two shared a glance, and she cursed herself. Her voice had taken on that uncomfortable broken-glass sound again. It always did that when she was tired or angry.

"Calm down," she said. "'M not going to go Red on you. Just annoyed, is all. Why?"

"I would think," said Letha, after a moment, "that since you weren't… captured… for as long as we were, they may have further questions for you."

Her voice was very carefully even. Maria winced.

"Right." She tried not to remember her own capture, but it flickered through her memory regardless. The Pit. The Other Maria.

Me.

Hush.


Letha and Oyster were studiously not looking at her, or each other. They all must have gone back there for a moment. Maria growled.

"That's it?"

"Yes," said Oyster, quietly.

She grunted, took some of the barbecue onto her plate, and rose.

"Then I'll start on this now, get it done, come back after. You two get started on… that." She gestured at the hungry paperwork army devouring the table and fled, enjoying the irritated groans that followed her.

She found herself a quiet spot a few tables over, read through the form, and tried not to get angry. Some of the questions in this thing… Gods. She'd told them what happened. Did they really need it again in so much… detail? It was just-

That's not the problem.

The Red Place had become a lot more talkative, since Kuei. She still wasn't sure how she felt about that. On the one hand, things were less – combative, now. On the other…

Stalling.

Fucking- yes. Fine.

You don't want to tell them about me.

I said fine!


It was right. Somehow that made it worse. She really didn't want to tell them about it. Honestly, it wasn't something she could really explain; her unit knew she could lose her temper, but none of them had any idea there was a voice in her head and a sprawling landscape in her mind that took over if she wasn't careful. Ajax had known, but he mustn't have said anything. She wouldn't have had the career she did if he had.

But that's not the real reason either, is it?

Can't you let me-

Not if you're going to lie to yourself.


She snarled silently.

…I don't trust this place.

It was true. She didn't. Three Frogs seemed like a fine city, all told; boring, admittedly, but no more boring than you'd expect. So what if the local garrison had seemed sloppy? Even amongst the Optimatoi, backwater outposts did not often attract the highest calibre of staff. And yet, despite that, something about the place-

No. Something about the people felt… wrong. That little bit too obsequious, too sly, too… undisciplined. The mortals seemed distant, halfway between cynical and frightened. The cultivators whispered sometimes, watched her with guarded eyes.

It was an old instinct that brought these feelings to her. One that had guided her safely across the great battlefield and the mountains, back to her clan. Not very Devil-like, but…

Effective.

Exactly.

Can't trust the locals. Can't mention me in the report, then. After all, who might read it?

So lie? To my clan?

No need to lie. Just leave out a few details. You fought well, but lost your temper. That's all.


Not a bad thought. And as for the rest…

Well. Investigating couldn't be that hard, could it?



***

"Who is it Phaidron?"



"Err, Sir it´s the courier with your new reports from the gate." Strange.



As I make my way out of the chamber, Phaidron and Appendix follow me back into my Office.



"Why so soon. Did anyone get some devil bees under them to be more productive all of a sudden or did the rare trader decide to cheat the guards?"



"No, Sir, The front of the vellum allows me decipher them as mission reports from Clan Members coming here to staff the garrison."



"Oh." Well, then let´s have a look. Wow, the Vellum has ears, almost as if no one wants to actually write these reports, heh. No surprise there. They thankfully stop complaining once someone stumbles upon a mortal smuggling ring every once in a while.



"Say, Phaidron, while I read. Is there anything noteworthy about the new garrison members to say?" Ah thankfully Alex is already done with preparing the tea. Makes reading this dry stuff so much more enjoyable.



"Thanks, Alex." And there it is, glorious tea, as cold and black as the heart of the heavens.



"No problem." Shortly thereafter Alex and Phaidron Take their won seats at desks to my sides and begin shuffling with their own work, while we talk.



"Well Sir, all of them were noted by the guard at the time to look very disheveled. They seem to have seen combat and barely survived. Our new members, particularly Lady Maria made a point to state how much she hated fighting that, as she put it "That masked bastard", if that helps."



"Not really, but how are they doing?"



"Oh, the healer recounted the broken bones, bites, burns from acidic spittle and the odd bruises each of them sustained. They recounted each in alphabetical order even!" What?



"Were they not shocked at the sudden influx of patients or at least surprised at something?"

"Oh no, Captain. They joked with each other about finally curing more than alcohol corpses and earning their pay."



*Snort* "Oh I can believe that. Barely anything happens here. We haven´t seen a scorpion hole in months, months. Normally we would have more trouble making sure our troops don´t stumble into their holes than finding one."



With a gesture Phaidron continues filling me in and I begin to read through…the report.



"Alex, how many hours does an average Optimatoi need to have practiced writing to be ready for her level of service?"



"Oh, The rules necessitate at least 20 years of training in writing all kind of different reports to make sure our people are ready for all situations." She explains with a raised finger.



"And in times of crises like these-" I begin. "-it can be shortened for meritous service, yes dear."



"That would explain her chicken scratch at least." With a gesture I allow Phaidron to continue.



"Sir, Lady Maria is a young cultivator oft he 8th Heavenstage, carrying a strange mask with her, declared at the gate mind you, but still. Also she is in the companionship of a cultivator of the mushroom people called Oyster and this trio is rounded out by the honorable Letha Economos. If I may, Lady Economos will no doubt enhance our efforts in this lazy town."



"Ah, truly an eclectic bunch. Did Lady Maria state why she carries the mask? Did it get flagged by any arrays."



"I can inform you with pleasure Sir that, in spite oft he bloody clothes of these new guards, the mask was clean, almost newly made, and did not flag any arrays at the gate!"



"Good, Good." With that said I return to the report laying on my desk. Why does the mask seem so important? Could she be a blood cannibal trying to get in contact with another Cannibal in town?



"Alex, wasn´t there some other way Blood cannibals cultivated? Not in the Sect I mean." After a moment of thinking, Alex seems to have gotten an idea.



"Oh, yes. There was this big Blood Mask many li north where an Old Monster left instruction for anyone to find and to learn about cannibalism."



"It means, hypothetically, that an independent Cannibal could have ridden down here to get a meal before the war truly starts?"



"Well, I suppose that could be the case, but masks are produced by our own legions too you know?!"



"True." Man, who is that´s messing with this town?



Let´s see here. Greetings, yada, yada. Trekked from the Dawn Fortress to teach the new blood…



"By the way, do you mind if I prepare some pouches to make cleaning these arrays of victims in the field easier, Fleety?"



"Sure, go ahead." There is something I am missing I just know it.



"Fleety, you can´t obsess-!"



"Aha" I found it! The combat part! There is something missing.



"-What? /Sir?"



"Well, uhm. Her combat report is strange." Ouch that look.



"You see by the report she wrote in, she would have had to win a fight against a blood cannibal with a full body of qi without any major qi techniques herself and a legionare down. That´s while strange not abnormal for legionares. The really strange part is her dozing off momentarily due to qi exhaustion inbetween."



"Oh you mean they could have been subverted by the mask in some way and they didn´t notice?" I wish it was that easy Alexandria, I really do.



"That´s only one of many possibilities, but in any case we will only get the answers we seek about that report by interrogating the one who wrote it." Seeming to take possible treasonous elements in our midst in stride Phaidron salutes.



"Captain Fleetfit, Sir. Does that mean you would like her to report in for further questioning?"



"Yes, please let Lady Maria know that she is to report in with me at once."



"As you command, Captain!" With that said, Phaidron leaves to locate our newest walking question in this strange town.



"Now to you Fleety. Do you think I forgot?" Ehh, what is she talking about?

"I am talking about the pouches of course. You know, the ones to use against the blood arrays we noticed while we are here?!"



"Oh ehm, Would you believe me I forgot in the excitement?" Please work!



"Sadly, yes and I can even understand why. Whoever infiltrated this town seems to have access everywhere we can´t go to." Thank the Imperator women in the Optimatoi can think beyond their own desires!



"Wait…go to… won´t any reveal of this hidden parasite not necessitate quick action?" That seems to have made her think, because she is pouting and looking confused.



"Well, I suppose, but if it´s in the city we can surely contest any push by these cannibals, right?"

"Yeah, if it is in the city. We have looked all over this town and found nothing. For all we know the cannibal set up an array to fuel his or her ascension a few dunes over the walls."



"Haha, that would be ridicilous Fleety! Three Frog City would need to have been guarded by lazy procrastinators under an underarchieving Commander for decades…. Oh."



"Indeed. Would you like to get Appendix so we can exchange messanges without special equipment long range?"



"Yes, please. I really hope you are wrong, Dear."



"Me too, me too." Well at least the meeting with Lady Maria should illuminate this bloody mess, right?



***

"Well, Legionnaire," said the gate guard, his face set in an obsequious smirk, "my Captain has never had a problem with how I do my duties."

Maria shot him a disbelieving glance. His gut, swollen and pendulous, rolled out below the bottom of his armour and hung in front of his fat thighs like an overpacked sausage skin. This? This was a Golden Devil?

She crossed her arms, set her teeth, and glared at him.

"Your captain's dense, then. Or he can't see Mount Tai. Your shift change was half an hour ago, and you just amble up now?"

"Three Frogs is safe."

"No fucking thanks to you. Or your friend, scampering off twenty minutes early."

"Barbz has been part of this city's garrison for years. She knows this place better than-"

She saw the words line up on his tongue, but a glance at her face – one grey eye burning coldly into him, one empty socket yawning at the world – changed his mind.

"-those less acquainted with our culture," he finished. "You can tell Captain Zhan, of course."

Zhan. Maria fought down a snarl. The gate captain had been the one to let them in, when she and the others had first arrived. She hadn't thought much of him then. Seeing how he ran his unit had not improved matters.

"No?" gate guard's smirk had bloomed into a full-fledged, shit-eating grin. The kind that made her knuckles itch. "Maybe go higher? Try the commander, maybe. Gaiarados, his name is. Lovely man."

His tongue. I will rip out his tongue. I will paint his name on the walls with it. His blood will be my ink.

No.


"You noticed what year it is?" she asked. Her tone had bite to it, but she wasn't actively bellowing, so she'd call that a win for self control. "You know war's starting up any day now? Some Cannibal's gonna come and *eat* you, bitchtits."

"How dare-"

He took a step forward. Her spearpoint was pressed against his adam's apple before he took another.

"I dare because you are a shit legionnaire. I dare because you are fucking up, royally, and if I don't fix it your captain won't. I dare-"

"Legionnaire! Drop your weapon!"

The voice had 'drill centurion' written all over it in huge burning letters. She was in parade rest before she even realised what she was doing, the spear clattering to the ground. Belatedly, she turned. The man behind her was, at first glance, unremarkable, clad in the same legionnaire's armour she was. His eyes, though. Sharp. Calculating.

Also he'd drawn his spear. That was a factor too. Still, she'd be damned if one spear got in the way of finding out what the hell was wrong with this town.

"Help you with something?"

"You are assaulting an officer of the garrison," he replied, iron-cold.

"the 'officer of the garrison' just showed up half hour late for his shift," said Maria, evenly. "In war time. Or is that just how you do things here?" Something flickered in those sharp eyes. His face stayed frozen, though, and the spear didn't move.

"Your authority does not allow for unprovoked assault."

She was tired of this, suddenly. Tired of this whole town. Every local was either weirdly disinterested in blatant flaws, or just… sloppy. Sloppy in a bone-deep, gut-wrenching kind of way. Her temper was starting to rise.

"My authority is second to my responsibility as Optimatoi, Legionnaire," she snapped. "That responsibility does not allow security breaches to go without comment. Now unless you've got a captain's badge or centurion pins somewhere underneath that armour, either put your spear away or start the fucking duel."

Good girl.

The Red Place's approval filled her with shame. Fuck it though, she'd started this and she was going to see it through.

The stranger's eyes narrowed. If he went for the thrust, she could get under it, go for her own spear, bring up the haft for a defence. That should buy her some breathing room…

He put his spear away, and shot the gate guard a sharp glare. "Back to your post, Hao. Now." The guard fled, gut wobbling as he went.

"Maria of the 263rd​ Legion?" asked the stranger. He'd produced a sheet of paper. She eyed it as she picked up her own spear.

"I am."

He held out the paper.

"Commander Angelus of the Divination platoon wishes to speak with you."

---

She felt her temper building as they walked through the streets. She'd never liked Diviners. There wasn't a good reason for it, at least not one she could explain. Good intelligence was the core of successful strategy, after all. There were Legionnaires and clan members around today who would have died if Divination hadn't uncovered enemy actions before they happened. And yet, for all that, the dreamy-eyed bastards set her teeth on edge worse than anything short of Cannibals.

They'd headquartered in a small, grotty little building in one of the richer districts. She had to duck her head a little to get in the door. The stranger- Phaidron – had stopped outside and ordered her to wait.

That had been fifteen minutes ago. Then, she'd just been pissed off. Now, she was bordering on homicidal.

This is some local trying to cover his ass, she thought. The bitterness and scorn was almost palpable. Has mistresses all over town. Thinks he can hoodwink the stupid turtleblood sandpounder, keep her from spoiling his good thing. Well, fuck that.

Patience thoroughly spoiled, she kicked the door open and stalked in.

"Legionnaire," bellowed Phaidron, "your orders-"

"That's alright," said the man at the desk. He eyed her, fingers steepled in front of his mouth. "We're finished anyway. Maria, wasn't it?"

"Well, you wrote it down on the summons, sir," she growled. Actually seeing him just confirmed her suspicions. Tall, slim, aristocratic – built more like a dancer than a fighter. The blood of bronze must have run pretty strongly in him too, given his dusky skin and sharp features. Dressed in easily the most ridiculous blue silk pants she'd ever seen. Gods. Noble family. Had to be. Probably hadn't gotten in a real fight since the Dawn Fortress finished his training. That sword at his hip was probably ornamental.

He gave her a thin smile, and gestured for her to sit.

"Food? Drink?"

"Why am I here?"

The commander raised an eyebrow. "Direct."

"Frontline fighter. Don't do subtlety. Why am I here?"

"Have you ever actually been to the front lines?"

…Oh, she could feel herself getting angrier, now. It was like acid in her veins.

"I served on the Scorpion road," she growled through gritted teeth.

"Ah. Well." He spread his hands, still smiling, and leaned back in his chair. "Your after-action report made for interesting reading. The additional one was particularly good. Thank you for being so prompt."

Enemy, growled the Red Place. Her shoulders tensed like coiled springs.

"I have a few more questions on it, if you don't mind. For the records. You understand."

She didn't say anything. Just eyed him.

"This… Kuei. You said he was a cannibal?"

She shook her head.

"True Mask, he said. Not a cannibal. Different path."

"Ah. Of course." He rustled through his papers. "And he incapacitated the rest of your unit besides Adonia Illias. Tell me, are you often afflicted with Qi exhaustion?"

"No."

"Or fighting outside of a unit?"

"No more than anyone else."

Enemy.

"But you managed to defeat this Kuei, after he had run you to ground."

ENEMY.

"What are you hiding?" she growled. The commander's face stilled. "Dragging me in here. Guards out there barely fit to hold a spear, let alone hold the city against cannibals, and you drag me in here?!"

"The Cannibals," said Angelus, voice silken and calm, "are not predicted to attack Three Frogs."

"So?!"

"So is there something you'd like to tell me?"

It came so brutally out of left field she took a moment to even understand.

"What?"

Angelus rose from his chair.

"You arrive with a mask. A very, very strange mask. Your unit is severely wounded. Your story for why these two things have occurred has gaps in it, specifically one where your only witness is suffering from Qi exhaustion, during which your supposed attacker is killed. And now, under questioning, your first thought is cannibals. In Three Frogs. So let me ask again, Legionnaire. Is there anything you would like to tell me?"

For a moment, her fury was so strong, so hot and blinding, that it burnt white in her head and utterly silenced her. Then it turned red, and she fell into darkness.

---

Alexandria was perfectly calm. This was important. Zeno had worked out the array was outside the city. That was fine. Completely, absolutely fine. In no way, shape or form did it irk her that he'd seen it before she did. Not at all. Did not even slightly fill her with murderous rage. It was of course completely coincidental that she'd spent all day trying to work out where precisely it was with an expression of barely restrained fury etched on her face. Her aides had given up talking to her that morning when she had flung a tea cup at one of them for refilling it too loudly.

Her work was interrupted by a muffled thud. Violence. Nearby. She'd turned and dropped into a fighting stance before she saw her own office wasn't the one being attacked. It was coming from…

Next door.

Zeno.

She darted out into the hall to see Phaidron skid to a halt in front of her.

"The suspect," he gasped. "She's just attacked Commander Angelus."

"Fuck." She glanced over his shoulder, saw a flurry of blurred motion. "Come on."

She pushed past him and saw-

Well. One hell of a fight.

The suspect was a mad, spiralling streak of white skin and golden hair, her spear arcing through the air like a comet, over and over. Utterly without grace, but primal, ferocious, and underscored by bestial, snuffling roars and snarls. Zeno, by contrast, was gliding through his combat steps with breath-taking speed and poise; he could have been tutoring students at a dance academy, if it weren't for the sword in his hand. The office itself was a state; his desk lay in two halves and haloed by splinters against the far wall. Most of his other furniture had been similarly demolished.

They'd been fighting for twenty seconds tops, how had-

Zeno leapt over a spear thrust that buried itself in the wall. The suspect bellowed like an angry bull, tore the blade lengthways through the stonework, and heaved chunks of it at him. His blade swept through them and scattered them away from his body.

…Yeah, that'd do it.

Her first instinct was to assist her boyfriend. Three on one should stop this homicidal lunatic, surely. But something stopped her. It took her a moment to figure out what.

The attacks. They were brutal, yes. Direct. Violent. But not a one of them was a killing blow. Whoever this woman was, she was fighting to cripple. That… warranted further study.

Well. Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

"Let me try something," she said. Phaidron nodded. She had to imagine he regretted it when she dropped her spear and flung himself into the fray, though. Alright. This would either work, or it wouldn't. The two of them seemed so wrapped up in killing each other that they hadn't noticed her yet. She had to get between them. It couldn't be misinterpreted as an attack, either. She jumped, twisted in mid air, and spread out her arms.

There was a moment where she gazed into the face of the suspect, and their eyes met. Cold grey and an empty socket, shocked, furious. She stared back with calm acceptance.

Behind her, the air shifted. Zeno's sword-strike, twitched aside to glide through the very tips of her hair.

The woman's spear, inching towards her face. Closer. Closer.

Don't move.

And then stopping. The grey eye… changing, somehow, indefinably.

She landed between them. Silence fell.

"So!" said Alexandria, bright and very annoyed. "Got that out of your systems?"

---

The Red Place was a confused haze in the back of her head. Maria stared. This- lunatic- either had a death wish or the kind of reckless genius that normally started wars.

"…The fuck did you think you were doing?"

"Stopping you from being stupid," she replied, tartly.

"Quite right," said the Commander, eyes still locked on Maria. "Drop your weapon, Legionnaire-"

"BOTH of you." One hand flicked out and slapped Angelus across the back of the head.

"AH! What the- why did you-"

"She was fighting to wound. I have to imagine you recognised that, unless you have spontaneously become an idiot in the last few minutes."

"I- well-"

"Traitors who think they're caught would most likely proceed directly to the attempted murder part, yes?"

"They-"

"And one odd report does not count as definitive evidence, does it?"

He avoided her gaze. That was… interesting. The woman turned back to Maria.

"Now. Since the catastrophe appears to have been averted, maybe we might try the rest of this conversation?"

Enemy?

I don't… think so.


"…Traitor. You said traitor." She looked at the two – three, that legionnaire was still here – of them. "What the fuck's going on?"

The commander looked at his smashed desk, then the wreckage of his office, then back at her.

"You first."

She coloured. He had a point.

"…I- I'm a… berserker," she said eventually. "Battle fury. You know? Happens sometimes. I don't like talking about it. When I- Kuei, he made me fight it. When I didn't, he couldn't control it any more."

Angelus' face was inscrutable. "Interesting. True Mask, you said?"

She nodded.

"Hmmm."

"That's me. What about you? What do you mean, traitors?"

There was another, longer, pause. The woman turned away from her and looked at Angelus. They seemed, somehow, to communicate silently, through expressions. Then she turned back.

"There is something wrong with this city," she said. Maria nodded. "More than one would expect. When we arrived, we began investigating. There is evidence of treachery."

Enemy, growled the Red Place. Secret enemies. Worst kind.

Yeah.


No wonder she'd been feeling so on-edge.

"Whoever they are, they're using cannibal techniques. Human blood symbols to confuse and control civilians. Worse, we believe they have an array outside the city, in the desert somewhere."

Maria stared.

"…You thought I was one of them," she said, as it finally clicked. "Threatening the guardsman. Sabotage attempt."

"And you," said the Commander, heavily, "thought I was… what, incompetent? Corrupt? Trying to blackmail you."

She nodded. Winced. Fuck. She'd been- idiotic. He had a similarly embarrassed look on his face. She had to fix this.

"Alright." She flicked her spear back onto her back. "How can I help?"



***



"Where is it?! I thought you knew oh so much about searching?"



"I don´t know" Where could it be? Paperwork from the guards lead us all around City.



"Hey, Fleetfeet. Why are you searching about spies anyway?"



"I don´t know." It all just doesn´t add up. The guard reports make everything seem alright, but I was already wrong with Maria. A mistake now would be…dangerous.



"Can you say anything else?" Well yes anger in flesh I could if I had anything to add.



"It doesn´t make any sense. According to the guard reports everything should be in order, but the paperwork and actions taken by individuals don´t quite follow the same pattern as they should. Do you follow my idea?



"Hmph, no, but if these guards are so important for the City and their actions don´t match then they are clearly the source of our problems."



"You want to look trough their personal lockers in the barracks to check for contraband?" Is it really that easy Maria?



"I wanted question these idiots more directly, but we can always do that later." Of course, how could I expect anything else.



"This way to the barracks then Maria."



"Yeah, they should be more helpful with you around." I am sure they will be Maria, I am sure.



Thankfully it doesn´t take us too long before we arrive at the barracks. The twilight before dusk is a perfect time for a surprise inspection.



"A-Are you sure you wish to look at their belongings now, Sir?" Truly, subtelty is lost on the average Guard. Even my grandmother could perceive such thinly veiled distain for Maria.



"I don´t see how Lady Marias presence should lower the integrity of my inspection in any way soldier. Now open the lockers and have a chat with my esteemed colleague while I do my due diligence."

"Y-Yes, Sir." At least he still remembers to salute. Man retraining that to them was annoying. It took them weeks before I had to stop inventing new ways to clean the latrines. There are surprisingly little ways to clean something so soaked in excrements.



"Maria, you too won´t have any problems right?" Ah that grin. Yes, she clearly enjoys being on the other end for once.



"Of course not, MY CAPTAIN. He will tell me everything I need, I am sure."

With that said I leave the two of them to search-

"Ah, Sir. Apologies if I may-." Ah Proactive involvement. I should encourage him before that flames gutters out.



"Yes, Legionare?"



"-Word on the grapevine has it the three lockers in the back are regularly dirty." Ah I see. Smart man.



"I will keep that in mind. Until later."



"Yes sir!" And with that I truly make my way, with a goal in mind, to the three lockers in the back oft the barracks.



Ah, his description truly did not disappoint. Clothes are just stuffed in in the first and I can even see a chestbind with frills in the third one. These clothes look like they haven´t been washed in months. With that in mind I open the first locker and I thankfully step back.



"How did he even fit that many clothes and paper in his locker. It´s as if they didn´t have private lodgings."



Ah what is that. Right next to the calligraphy set on the topmost shelf are some flyers. This is strange.



"Now why does a guard have at least 50 different array flyers inked with blood neatly stuffed in his otherwise disgusting locker?"



Imperator must have surely blessed Maria, because I just had to arrive with a small stack of flyers, and a sample of their hair, in hand to get the rest of the information about our three renegade guards.

"Truly Captain, all three?" Whispered the young boy with a shocked face.

"Unless all three have taken to buying blood arrays from the clan arrays as collector items with the salary they clearly don´t possess for it, then yes."

"Ha finally! The boy was almost useless. It should be clear that three guards that always leave their shifts early are to be looked at more closely, hmph. Now let´s go. You have a plan, right?



"Sure, but for that to work our erstwhile helper will need to assume his protection duty in my office."



"Really? / Me?"



"Yes, you boy. The papers don´t guard themselves now get going Maria and I have to farsee our problems and the evening is still young."



"You mean that dance you talked about some time ago?" Her confusion is understandable most legionares only help each other with qi constructs in direct battle. "Well yes, but I will explain the rest in the courtyard of my office. There should be enough place."



"Ugh, fine. If it helps." That´s the spirit! With a grin on my face and her willing cooperation we start walking towards a goal, finally.



Thankfully our headless searching through the day made sure that Maria and I knew this settlement like no other here and we made good time back to my office. Before we knew it Maria and I stand in the courtyard.



"Where is your other half anyway. Couldn´t she do it?" Good question.



"True she could, but sadly she needs to do the regular duties so we can focus on the immediately important stuff."



"Fair enough. Now is this everything?" With that said she mirrors my movements of the farsight dance almost perfectly. Only practice could improve it over time.



"Yeah. You´re damn good for someone that I showed the moves like a few moments ago."

Sadly I don´t get much more than a "Thanks." And a back turned my way for the compliment. Eh, can´t win them all.



"Now, let´s begin. Ready?" With a nod we begin our dance with the light of dusk at out back, making every shadow longer, improving the accuracy of the dance.



"Ready." Now the guard noted the three of them to be leaving towards the desert as a group that way. They can´t be more than a days march away at best. On the other Hand they need, whatever they wish to hide, away from regular patrols.



"O-On the Ground, there they are!"



"Yes, Lady Maria. Zhan, Hao and Barbz, hiding behind a cliff face away from the walls is smarter than I thought them capable."



"Then how can we get to them? They are already working something."



"This dance and our cultivation allows should allow us to jump there through shadows."

"Good. How, alone?"



"Well, good question. I will send a message and then we jump. Oh, right you don´t know. Do you see my qi flowing alongside my legs?" Thanks to Alexandrias Robes my qi flow can be viewed more easily and my qi obeys me more. That gift of hers is already paying off.



"Yes. It´s obvious. A danced circle stomps a viewing pool in the ground." That´s one way to put it. At least the idea behind the robes clearly work, though I am not sure if her explanation could be understood by many.



"Y-yes. That´s the gist of it." Thankfully sending a message doesn´t take more than opening a path of communication with Appendix and the sheathing of my sabre. Good, with that message Alexandria and Marias companions should arrive in time to make any enemy movements useless.



With our spears drawn we jump. The sheer amount of qi we get into the formation thanks to Maria makes us jump faster than the desert wind can follow.

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Without much fanfare afterwards we are, where so many dream to reach one day, airborne. As we rushed through the air with speed I can barely believe myself. Marias Boost in tandem with the dance allowed us to leave the walls of Three Frog City behind in barely a few breaths. Long before we can perceive the traitors with our qi sense Maria and I see the huge array throwing a shadow over the nearby dunes while bathed in twilight.



We don´t bother communicating a plan for the battle ahead. Our purpose is clear and the winds tearing at our bronzen flesh, which would tear lesser cultivators apart, does not allow for long conversations anyway.



The heavens may not care about the uncountable mortals ground underfoot the cannibals merciless want, but we do. And the Golden Devil Clan is more merciful and more fair than any outsider may hope to know. Therefore, like all fair and righteous beings, we descend unto the traitors in one harmonious Hoplite Formation to vanquish their evil.



We descent first on the fat one. His mass and lacking awareness allows our formation to thrown him unto the woman in their trio. The qi in the formation, beginning to swirl, stutters. As soon as we make contact with the ground we follow up our throw, spear pointed at the enemy. The third one tries to throw the woman out of the way, but to no avail. He is speared alongside the woman on Marias spear.



"W-what the fuck!" What are you doing man?" Maria allows them no time to rebuke before answering.

"We are taking care of trash like you, Cannibal scum!" Their faces. Why is thereso much honest confusion?



"B-but, ow, we haven´t done anything Captain. We swear." Man how could a cultivator have such a nasal voice and wobble like stuffed pudding when trying to Stand up? At least the qi for the ritual gathered here is beginning to disperse.



The arrogant-looking one among them starts this time. "W-Well, Captain. We, uh, we are taking out the trash for the Commander Gaiarados."

"By ritually sacrificing mortals through a ritual using sympathetic connections on blood array flyers?"

"No, no you got it all wrong!" Wow that woman has a shrill voice. I reflexively cycle my qi in case it is some kind of demonic tunist technique I dont know about, but it seems to be her natural voice. My condolences.

"I am sure you can work off the debt for working unknowingly for the enemy." Maybe my best smile and a way out without death should encourage them.

"What have we gotten wrong soldier spill!" Ah, a spear at one of their throat seems to have finally jumpstarted their memories.

"Yes, Ma´am / Yes, Ma´am / Yes, Ma´am!" Ah, the Carrot and the stick. When does it not work?

After a short cough the arrogant begins. "We gave out the flyers as thanks to the Citizens, so they may view the Commanders ascension to Foundation Establishment from afar. The Cleaning part of their flyer is of course a most magnanimous bonus from the Commander out of gratitude.



That story. Wow. So much bullshit told in such a honest manner. Just, wow.



"Captain Angelus, do you have a solution against. ugh. Mental conta-" Wow, so formal. Hmm it surprisingly suits her. Well, mostly because no one expects that of her.

"Do you mean mental contamination?" After a short nod from her and an affirmation for our three idiots that I need to see their ankles to verify my theory we continue.



"Jup you three have it, just hold still." And before they can grumble the blood array is rendered useless on their ankles. They, of course, stumble on their behinds after such a interruption to their qi. Wow the girl in town had more mental fortitude than these sacks of ´shrooms.



"I-I thank you Lord Captain we are so-" I really don´t want to deal with this. How can I break it to them, though?



"Stuff it and tell the Captain what the enemies response will be!" Point for her I almost forgot the possible enemy retaliation after such a sweeping victory.



"Now now, let them at least get some air. We might need them able to stand and fight after all."



"Hmph, if they breath as much air as your dance produces the town guards brains couldn´t withstand the pressure." Ouch. The truth hurts. Wait, did she just subtly make a dig at my training efforts for the guards?

"Well, the Commander will arrive soon to-to make his ascension, honorable Captain." The Fatty sure knows how to lay it on thick.



"Shit." Preach it sister.



"I wish I could think of a better conclusion, but yeah. This is bad."



"Well we still have the mines a few dunes over, which could at make him consider twice against engaging us in a fight."



"True. These mines could be used to pin the enemies movement in and make using the ritual site for the enemy harder, arrogant one."



"B-But my name is Zhan. And why do you treat us so- so disrespectful. We are of the Clan, no?"



"And I will bother remembering your name once you are no longer an unmemorable uselessly arrogant pawn, arrogant pawn. "Man how many cultivators without proper training exist here, ugh?



"To answer the other question. Yes, by blood, but certainly not by deed. You should have gone out of the town to report suspicious behaviour once you noticed it. It´s on the second page of the damn book you recieved!"



"How did you-? "A glare thankfully shuts thems up.



"Maria, could you tend to their wounds while I prepare the mines along the site for our enemy? "



"Sure. Won´t be perfect, though "Oh, that look of horror on their faces makes the annoyance of handling explosives worth it!

"Don´t worry. It´s good enough for them. "At that we share a knowing grin at the expense of these idiots.



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The fat one sniffled, still trying to avoid Maria's gaze. That worked for her. It was better than the infuriating smugness he'd given her this morning.

The sunset was starting to fade out now, as twilight gave way to night. They didn't have long. According to Barbz, the Commander was due back any moment now.

"You remember the plan?" Maria growled. They nodded. "So tell me it."

"Wait for Gaiarados to show his face," Zhan said, reciting from memory. "As soon as he does, up out of the sand and into Hoplite. Keep hitting him until he's dead."

"Good." She leaned forward, and glared at them each in turn. "You. Each of you. Have done bad. BAD. Things. You understand? This. This is your only chance to fix it." They didn't look at her. Eyes tracked across the sand, the sky, each other. Anywhere but at Maria. Bad sign. She growled quietly, tried again. "You are Optimatoi. The enemy played you. Turned you on your own. What are you going to do about it?" That… seemed to register, but they didn't have time for her to be sure. "Get into the sand."

She stalked away. Zeno was gone – already underground, she had to assume, unless he had a better trick to hide himself. Not impossible. Maybe one of his dances could do that. Weird, but then again what wasn't, these days?

She knelt at the edge of the array and started to dig. It didn't take long to bury herself. Zeno had given her a reed to clamp between her teeth and breathe through. It was dark, beneath the surface. Quiet. Peaceful, almost, but for the quiet, almost-silent hum of the array by her head. They'd broken a few lines in it earlier – no need to give Gaiarados a chance to actually ascend- but they couldn't destroy it completely. He'd have known. Instead, they were using it as bait.

She made herself relax. No point worrying now. They just had to wait. So, she lay there.

It was later- much later- when at last, she felt him. Gaiarados wasn't even trying for subtle, now; this was his big moment, after all. To her senses, he was an awful weight on the world; the corrupted, roiling qi of half-digested flesh and gnashing teeth. Far away, still, but getting closer. Closer. Closer. The Red Place was a snarling mess inside her skull, desperate to close and lash out in fury. She held it in check.

Not yet. Soon, but not yet.

Closer. Closer. His unveiled qi was almost palpable, like stomach acid and screams.

Not yet.

Closer. Closer.

Just a little longer…

A foot touched down on the sand.

Now.

Maria exploded upwards, snarling as she went. Gaiarados flinched back. He was in the centre of the array, his hands clutching a treasure of some kind; a fat, red dragon fly with a woman's face. He must have flown in. The other four came up as she did, and they slammed together into tight formation.

She roared as she cycled her qi in tandem with the others, and the Hoplite was born. The huge, shadowy figure turned its massive head to glare down at the Cannibal.

"DIE," it said, in all their voices, and lunged.

To begin with, the fight went well enough; their spear lashed out, guided by the Red Place's ferocity, and the shield blocked Gaiarados's desperate return blows guided by Zeno's foresight. The other three poured their qi into the Hoplite with single minded dedication. And it was working. He wasn't much in a fight, it seemed; sneaky, clever, but first and foremost a spy and saboteur, not a combatant.

They were going to win.

And then he ruined it.

Gaiarados had tried to flee earlier, after they'd knocked the treasure out of his hands, but one of the mines had gone off and knocked him away. He'd been keeping away from the Array's edges since. That should have been an advantage, but it must have given him an idea. The Cannibal had barely dodged their last spear-thrust. He was still limping from a glancing blow to his knee by the shield. He'd darted backwards, luring them into the centre of the Array…

And then dropped flat.

"Fuck yourselves, barbarians."

The Array-

Exploded.

Crimson light poured up out of the ground. She shut her eye instinctively. It still blazed bright enough to blind her for a few moments. And the noise. A roar. A howl that echoed over the desert sands for miles. For a moment there was nothing in her head but a high-pitched whine. She fought her way back to sight, sound and awareness, and rose in a fighting stance.

She was out of formation. The explosion had shattered the Hoplite. Worse, she couldn't see Zeno. Barbz was dead, twenty feet ahead of her, chest and belly a gory mess of dark red and black scorch marks.

And something was eating Hao.

It gleamed with the shimmering half-light of a qi construct. Battle Aura, she thought muzzily. Had to be. But it was bigger than any Aura she'd ever seen before; red, translucent teeth bit down into the fat guard's flesh, longer than her forearms. A mouth, easily twice as high as she was, opened to swallow every inch of him. The eyes were as big as her shield.

It reared up.

Lashed out.

Took Barbz' corpse in its jaws.

Withdrew, back into the billowing smoke. She heard nothing but the slurping, grizzly sounds of a predator devouring prey.

Shit. This. This was not the plan. She brought her spear up to point towards where the thing had gone, and backed slowly away. Zeno. She had to find him. Gods only knew where Zhan was – in that thing's belly, probably. The commander was the only one likely to still be alive. She fumbled backwards, praying she'd be able to find him.

After a long moment, the sounds of eating stopped.

"Fuck you both," growled Gaiarados. A blast of wind carried away the smoke. Zeno was next to her; if she'd carried on, they'd have collided. Zhan's armour was empty, tooth-marked and gore streaked. And the creature was revealed.

She was right. It was a battle aura. A sea snake – huge, hungry, and blazing with scarlet light as it coiled around Gaiarados. His malicious eyes were fixed on them both, and one hand was rooted in the sand, pulling the last of the power of the array into him.

"I," said the Cannibal, "could have become something amazing. Powerful in a way you can't even understand, let alone appreciate. And then you came along." The aura swallowed. Maria watched with sick fascination as the last of Barbz slid down its gullet, and broke apart into bright, bloody qi. The sea snake grew a little. "You owe me a meal, Devils," snarled Gaiarados. "Time to deliver."

And then they were fighting again.

This one went a lot more poorly. They couldn't hoplite – every time they'd get close, the Aura-snake would dive at them in a frenzy of vicious biting until they split, just to force it to leave one of them for a moment. Worse, Gaiarados was quick to close himself. The energy of the Array and the cultivation of the guards had filled him with unholy strength; every time he got near, he'd lash out with a butcher's knife and his claw-like fingernails. They had no respite.

This, Maria realised, as she flung herself beneath a particularly brutal swing, is how I'm going to die. Barely twenty years back among my own, and I go out like this.

Well. Best make it memorable. She thrust her hands into the sand, turned her dive into a cartwheel until she could turn. The Aura-Snake had Zeno pinned down under a particularly brutal assault, his sword flashing elegantly in the moonlight as he defended himself. His guard was cracking.

She'd have one shot.

Maria brought her spear up, shifted grip, and threw. It sang as it flew through the air, cutting the wind into a high whine.

Aaaaaaaaaah.

Thud.


It slammed home a moment before Gaiarados's fist caught her temple and sent her sprawling. The Aura-Snake was knocked aside, barely for a full second before it recovered, lashing back at Zeno again.

The Cannibal stood over her.

"Burn in every hell there is," he growled.

His butcher's knife came up-

-down-

Shattered as a speartip struck the flat of its blade, showering the sand with metal fragments.

"You first," said Phaidron. Letha laughed. The two hit him like a whirlwind of carefully controlled violence, driving Gaiarados back from Maria. Alexandria settled by her side.

"Are you alright?"

Maria shook her head to clear it. "Yes." She tasted warm copper on her tongue, but fuck it, there wasn't time for weakness. "Where's Oyster?"

A flash of familiar green light and the keening of throwing knives answered her question. The Mushroom Man had flung himself into the air, the Extant Decay Barrage sending sickly rotting qi into the Aura Snake's body in a thousand places. It wouldn't kill it, but it'd burn a lot of power fixing the damage.

"He's impressive," said Alexandria, wryly. "You make interesting friends."

"Hoplite," said Maria. "Hoplite now-"

But the others, it seemed, were way ahead of her. Oyster's assault had freed up Zeno enough to slip through the distance between them like a fish through water, landing gracefully at Alexandria's side. Phaidron and Letha (who fought like one mind in two bodies) launched one last withering barrage, then surged back into position.

Six clansmen, four of them fresh. That'd even the odds. Their qi cycled, flowed, twisted-

Launched. The Hoplite blossomed over them, more solid this time. Gaiarados roared in fury. The Aura Snake bellowed in unison. Both qi-constructs surged forward-

Struck-

The Hoplite's spear meeting snake's tooth-

Light-



And it was over.

Maria felt the Formation dissipate again. This time, by choice. Gaiarados lay collapsed in the sand not far from them, his head thirty feet away.

For a moment, no-one spoke. Then, slowly, she turned her head to look at Zeno.

"You," she said, "can explain this to the Legate."

"Me?"

"Yes. Commander."
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This was interesting to write for @BadAtScreenNames and I. Also we are eager to see your responses to our try at the intrigue genre in Xianxia Turtle-World Edition.

BadAtScreenNames: "Really enjoyed writing this one. Juugo set up the core conceit, so I got to play with his seed's themes a bit. Also, writing Zeno is fun, so this may have to happen again!"

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What is the purpose of mortals?

"Good morning father."

"Mornin´to you too dear. Eat up." Mmmh. The Frog soup looks great this morning. Man, the new trade thanks to Lady Callistas and her weird Silk-pants subordinate is nice.

"Enjoying the new recipe?"Is it that obvious?

"Ha, don´t be too shy, take a second helping we don´t want it to go to waste!" Ohh, don´t mind if I do! *Munch*

As wes at there for the first time in years, I begin to think. With the Goody two-shoes captain arriving everything changed. Dad suddenly got more money from his job. He called it a most benevolent protection racket. Whatever that means. Oh and Mum, she suddenly does…stuff.

"Why is Mum so excited anyway?"

"Oh, haven´t you heard? Healer Xia finally found the reason for her drowsiness and managed to cure her!" With a glass raised and a smile on his lips he drank some stinky brew.

"Hey, that´s my name!"

"That it is and hers as well!"

"Hmpfh, I wear it better!" With movements borne of practice I get up and take my dishes to our brand new sink. It´s so beautiful and even winered! Yes, hearing out that silk-pants definitely helped!

"Sure you do. Now get out, don´t you havea friend to find?"

"Fine, old man. Don´t break your back while I am out!" With that said I made my way out of our apartment towards the seamstress.

Sadly, the Seamstress seems tob e closed perm...forever, why else would the doors be shut in a working day and the windows have wood panels in front of them? After asking the local drunk on the streetcorner most young girl were heading towards the town well in the middle of the city.

"Great. They could be just about anywhere, ugh."

My search to find Lin doesn´t go any better by the town well, but I finally see my all-to-busy mother. Small victories, I suppose. Of course she uses the time to immediately hug me and praise my not inherent feminity to the high heavens in front of her friends before swerbing right back tot her favourite topics sewing and gardening, ugh. Mothers flower motif on her tablecloth alwaays looks better anyways. Why is the the bitch even trying to compete?

Getting out of their circle of gossip thankfully only takes half an eternity this time. After asking a strangely scared cultivator, wearing a frilly band around his head, I finally got a description of the place where Lin and my supposed lessons on becoming a seamstress were held today. Ugh, the price for actually getting good sleep is steep. How bothersome! The place was easy to find, being the office of the Silk-Pants-Captain, or to be more polite Captain Fleetfeet of the Divination platoon. Pretentious prick.

Only a few whispered sorrys and thank yous later I sit at the right edge of a column of eager students willing to work for little money to feed the endless stomachs of their families. At least I am sitting next to Lin. She seems tob e enjoying Lady Alexandria blabbering on and on about men prefering oval cuts and women prefering long v-formed necklines. The only reason women want more of that is to get easier access to the weapon under the mens belts!

Wow, this is boring. I wanna earn money, not make rags that get damaged after 5 seconds of proper use!

Hey, they changed the place. Now the prick even has a picture in his dumb office! Hmm, getting closer to the picture in the back in the room it seems to depict a devil, a vague figure and a tree.

"What´s with the blob is that supposed to be Heaven?"

"Quite right child, how are you today?" Oh, him again. At least it´s not the one with a weapon up his bottom.

"Fine. Now what´s the context?"

"Does there have to be one?"

"You are the information cultivator, so yes. Now what is it?"

"Since you are asking soo nicely I will tell you under just one condition." Of course.

"What do you want?

"Simple, you will choose a trade to learn from this list and earn your license successfully." He has a list for mortal jobs, what?

"Now do we have a deal."

"Yes, yes. Now give me the list so I can choose and get the reward." That smirk, he just won a bet didn´t he? I Scroll quickly through the vellum and choose the caravan trader. That´s where the money is at!

"So Caravan trader, huh? It will be my pleasure then to guard you on your travels.

"Yes, now the context?"

"Oh, that´s just a depiction of a child story how our ancestors were viewed by the heavens, as apple thieves stealing knowlege from mankind."

"That´s it?" With a simple nod I feel tense muscles ease up.

"Jup, that easy."

"But that´s so boring. Where is the action, the laughter and death?"

"Oh they are in another-"

"Captain, Sir. Post for you." In the same breath the Weapon-up-his ass-guy gives the Captain a… letter. Strange.

"Hey, why is he letter fancy?"

"Because it´s important." In the same breath as I receive my answer his hand flickers and the letter unfurls and I pick up the stuff containing the letter.

"Why is it blue?"

"To show why it is important. In this case, because it came from family. Now give me a minute, please." Shit, he said the magic word. Better shut my mouth. I don´t want to find out if the tales about magic words and the cultivator curses I could get afflicted from are true.

"Thanks."What, how did he notice? Oh, right. Cultivator. Duh.

With every breath his face scrunches up more and more. First like he ate something terrible like my fathers pancakes or drank that smelly stuff. Then he looks like someone told him he made a bargain. Everyone loves that.

"What is it? What?" Come on tell me already. Ugh, that glare of disapproval. Not nice.

"For the record. Just asking someone, especially a cultivator about their correspondence…their letters is a terrible idea, got it? After a nod he continues.

"In this case I don´t mind you knowing, because I am getting a brother! Isn´t that great? Wow such happiness in his eyes. I am tempted to ruin the moment by saying no, but he doesn´t deserve it.

"It…It well is. Congratulations!"

"Why thank you, little one. Now let´s go this way." Oh, maybe he will show me some pictures of his family doing something silly, heh. No chance I won´t miss that.

After a few minutes of walking through corridors, with qi lamps being the most common decoration lighting on our way, we arrive at an unadorned door with brass knobs. The Captain knocks.

"Yes, come in." Is all that was said before the Captain throws open the door and ushers me into the room.
"Merchant Jai, good to see again." They both bow as befits their station and I mirror the merchant. Formality must be observed.

"Ah I see. She already knows the basics of etiquette." Hey I am here too, you know. I would have said that if I was allowed to talk at all.

"Jup, She is your new caravan apprentice." With a flick of his wrists he produces three paperes and…

"Where did you get mums signature?"

"Why, she was positively enraptured at receiving the knowledge her daughter was chosen to learn the merchant trade connecting the Oases."

"You tricked her! You couldn´t have known I would pick this trade to learn!" What an ass. Now I actually have to learn it. Pissing of mother would be a horrible idea. She can hold a grudge.

"You want to tell me a girl only really interested in talking to me once we are talking finances would be interested in any other trade?"

"I-I could learn to become a butcher?"

"Ha, good one and with what strength?" Ugh, I hate how correct he is.

"Ok. I will do it. Do I have to sign anything?" That smirk oh no.

"Nope, you signed everything in the boxes next to the list."

"Oh." What else can there be said. I was played and I can´t even be really mad at him. It will make me filthy rich -for a mortal- but still. Rich.

"Now then. If that´s everything. You two can start right away. Have a nice day!"

"Ah, thank you Lord Angelus. We´ll be sure to use the time given to us to make the most for the clan." He doesn´t even look back. He just leaves and now I have to learn everything about caravans and stuff, ugh. Mum will never stop talking about this event, will she?

"Now, young girl. What´s your name? No reason to work together without a name to attach to eachother, right?" I suppose? Is everyone of these guys just weird or is my luck just that strange? Anyway.

"My family is called Zhao and I am their daughter Xia." There, even a bow for good measure. What, why is he making that face?

"No, no, no. That simply won´t do. You need to change you balance for that type of bow."

What?

"Now, I am Merchant Jao Fao, Master to you. Now mirror my actions."

This is not going to be easy, ugh. But, I will do everything for a better tomorrow with a better house!
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For Turn 8: (Timewise after the Commander Gaiarados died)

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Zeno Angelus - On qi, arrays and wounds

The fighting at Three Frog City was horrible and just as intense as the stories made them out to be. Though, knowing Lady Callista was fighting alongside us certainly helped our morale. Even if we were fighting on separate walls, outside of her aura, everyone in my platoon could still sense her presence across the battlefield as we picked off the enemies filtering in one by one. For every street on the wall the enemies flooded with sheer numbers, we ground them to dust in another cul-de-sac. Only in my most naive of dreams, can I envision that fight to be that easy now.



For all the quality of forces we mustered that day, the quantity of our enemies had a quality all their own. The lower Cannibals ambushed dozens of our fleeing mortals in our backlines for every cultivator we lost, painting the streets in their blood, and given the Cannibals unusually static battle techniques, some staying power they normally don´t possess. This unholy stamina allowed the Cannibals to temporarily take possession of my wall, while we set up another sweep.



I naively thought our enemies would retreat in good order with their horrendous sustained losses and did not anticipate the enemy using the tides of war to take a meal for the way back home. No plan of mine would have mattered, since a Core Formation elder entered, cracking the city walls with ease, and his Foundation disciples butchered mortals and those in Qi Condensation alike as he battled Legate Callista across the entirety of the wall. The simple truth was that our Legate could not be everywhere, and so many mortals and friends died by the droves. Some died as distractions, others to fuel pockets of resistance and many more as sheer collaterals of the power unleashed. Buildings and Towers were crushed to hem in the paths of the enemies' possible ambushes. A few cunning comrades even managed to make their body a bronzen anvil in their last moments, through a clever combination of the phantasmal sight, the hoplite formation, our blood and numerous finely interwoven arrays along the small market street. It barely managed to delay two middle stage Foundation Experts from devouring the local Orphanage, making them waste precious breaths cutting the anvil with flicking motions. Their petty power struggles within and for their superiors´ position allowed no less. Our finest efforts did not amount to much in that chaos. For every group we saved, by phantasmal jumping them to safety, many more cultivators and mortals died.



We were, by the most exacting definition of the word, decimated. After the Core Elder entered our part of the wall, the tide shifted promptly and we scrambled to respond in any fashion resembling coherence. Hoplite, Cataphractoi and many more niche formations; we tried them all in vain. The Champions fought and we struggled to not become scythed crops by the Foundation Experts making a way for their boss and we were nowhere near powerful enough to contest the left- and right-hand men of this boss. We could not protect the mortals in our back from the oncoming enemy, so we stalled for time where we could and helped the evacuation where we could not stall.



We paid for it, dearly.



Near the end of their retreat Phaidron lost his head right next to me, protecting his mortal lover from the devouring attention of a 9th​ Heavenstage Expert. His blood qi flying from his wrist like the arc of the waxing and waning moon. The blood splatter from Phaidrons neck gave his head a small halo, where his corpse lied on the dry desert ground right in front of me. His lover, thankfully, only fell to her rear right beside him, her scream of terror lost in the cacophony of war and the shock of the moment. I nearly shared his fate, if it wasn´t for the blood cloying mirror I forgot in my robes after washing them. This treasure dented the cutting trait considerably and undeservedly allowed me to walk off the cutting technique of my betters with mere flesh wounds across my chest. The cut missed my heart by the smallest of margins, but the loss I experienced may as well have. My brother just died, buying me the most precious margin of protection at the cost of his live. I made the most of his sacrifice and did not allow the enemy to voice their exultance at their small victory.



Days after the battle, in a rare opportunity of time in these hectic times, our platoon set up the time to mourn the loss of our great quartermaster. His body may have already been prepared, but the worries of our young platoon weren´t helped with these material methods. We needed help for our minds and for that the clan's tradition of pyre-burning sounded just like what we needed. We didn´t burn wood, of course. That would have been too costly. No, we burned clay dolls, we burnished with our blood, to dust and simply sat around the pyre, mourning. The loss of blood was even for a wounded Golden Devil like me negligible and the colourful sparks were harmless and amusing. That night my healing bones still scraped against muscles, because of the array I used to staunch my wounds. Only the medicines, freed by the end of this "war" numb the pain somewhat.



By the clan's history this "war" was just another skirmish adding more ancestors to join the clan's monument in our memory and all of these brothers and sisters reached promised glory through duty. Even poleaxe-stuck-up-his-arse-Phaidron backed his words of duty towards mortals with the necessary actions at the end, knowing well that the weak of the present will one day rise to the challenge. Rest in peace, brother. Your duty is done and your child will have as good a live as we can manage to help her reach.



No one needed to voice our vows to honor him, for we all knew what must be done to ensure everyone's future. The pyre was burned, drinks and stories were shared the whole night through and we worked as every other platoon the next day. If somebody missed routine drills that morning, because they caught up on necessary sleep, then I have never received formal complaints I could act upon.



This horrendous pyrrhic victory for my platoon lead to a general new energy to learn and improve amongst ourselves. Alexandria widened her knowledge of medicine and weaving in the months afterwards, while I improved my knowledge of arrays and tactics, to further widen our options in the future. Strangely, many of our arrays use examples of captured Abyssal bee mounts to show how a theoretical bond process with an animal works and why the hoplite formation is so devastating against it in combination with the right arrays. The clan has the knowledge to bond Abyssal bees and raise them to Foundation if we wanted to, neat. Maybe we could even get some more sweet honey, no army marches on an empty stomach after all. Sadly, we can´t trade with the Abyssal Bee sect for tea sweetener and the little honey we get through trade is horribly tariffed.



Another interesting tidbit I discovered in the research process is an art all about rhythmically dancing on the battlefield to stimulate healing. It works as first aid, but not much else. No matter how many times Elder Dogar Ren puts in word like "unparalleled" and "turtle-world breaking", the qi flow of a Qi condensation cultivator like me just doesn´t get randomly better. Though, trying to improve on the half formed eight point healing part by adding my insight of phantasmal dance could give my step an invigorating effect on allies. A thought for another time, because that´s the last technique I have the time to research before I really have to double time it back home. My unborn sibling awaits and the new recruits are in good hands with Alexandria in the meantime. I may go to Jingshen without them, but good foundations remain important for them regardless. Ah, yes. Maria has stated in our correspondence that she´ll go the great plains. She´ll make for a great captain to train under, even if the great plains are not our usual battlegrounds. Eh, they´ll be fine with her. A few missions hunting bandits and making them help mortals will be all the training they´ll get for the trials in 40 odd years. We never seem to have the time necessary to raise real specialist in espionage and infiltration. Our approach will have to be enough.



After a few days I arrive in Ladagh, a town named after a nasty formerly local brain parasite the previous rulers of clan territory made very sure to annihilate out of existence. They must have been truly terrible, if the Jingshen were willing to help with equipment cost. At least these meat dwelling worms are out of the picture and I can look at people in this town without fearing for my dantian. All around me people are hawking and buying wares in small quantities, goods off various sizes changing hands from all walks of life, from the beggar to the local prostitute, the guard to the merchant and the mayor with traveling artists of all people. Why the mayor needs trained desert sparrows is beyond my ken and thankfully not my problem. I can focus on the old hag calling me down a dark alleyway. Strange, but privacy can be necessary if the object of discussion is cursed in some way.



"Hey sweety, would you like a palm reading, it´s free for you!" her right eye rolling around lazily in the eye socket while she gesticulates wildly inside her voluminous blue robes.



"Sure, why not. Any preference?"



"The sword arm, please dear." And I stretch out my right arm, wrapping my dunelit robes behind the wrist, so she can see the hand easier.



"Ah, yes you have an auspicious fate before you." Oh, that´s never good.



"Hehe, don´t worry dear. Live finds a way."



"Anything definitive you want to tell me?"



"Oh, ooh sorry. There is dawn, blue and glorious looking down at the young and the old. The dawn hails every new life, looking kindly upon those who cherish them as well, like you.



"What, how did you-"



"By making wild assumptions about you of course and thank you for the confirmation." Hmph, I got played for a shitty joke.



"Oh, don´t be like that, the blue dawn part was accurate I assure you."



"Then what would you recommend doing then, if it´s so important for us that you gift me this palm reading without cost?



"Oh, Mother Bixia has some ideas for you dear!" That enthusiastic explanation took another half-hour and I didn´t care, because I could spare the time for the first time in decades.




The sun of the dusk shines into a small room of the blue swan, a brothel of high renown the hag assured me many times. There I got the pleasure of hiring the young woman Lin to spend a night with her. Many would think we directed our course towards horizontal tango and you would be wrong, because I attract sob stores like moths to a flame who, after brushing her hair for the better part of the evening, told me all about her family troubles. Her mother has been missing for a decade and her father being the brothels accountant is the only reason the sleezy owner didn´t try to sell out her virginity sooner. She is 18 and the owner put the topic up for debate half a decade ago. Obviously, he hasn´t made many friends with that attitude.



"Oh Lord Angelus, I wish I could claim my inheritance from Boss Huang, but it´s no use. We aren´t strong enough."



"And you want me to help retrieve it from a special basement barrel my strength would allow me to open, right?"



"Of course, yo-, oh."



"Yeah, your praises and affections specifically how strong I am made that kind of obvious."



"Then, will you help? A finder's fee from my mothers` inheritance should pay you tenfold for your effort. She was a cultivator after all. She could even fly!"



Wait, what? In this far-away town? "Fly?"



"Yeah, she mounted her huge bee, in the night of course, then silently flew us wherever we wanted. It was so exciting!"



"Please, help!" And she is on her knees, begging me for help. I almost regret being unable to not help people in need. It would make life easier, but also less rewarding.



Even then, a flying bee needs to be investiga-. I am trying to convince even myself, ugh.



"Yes, yes I´ll help."



"Really?" she jumps onto my lap in her excitement. "Yeah, I think we can."



"Oh, thank you!" And there is the hug, what a nice gesture from this innocent girl. Alexandria would have a field day teasing her, heh.



Before long we were in the basement and opened up the special barrel, standing lonely in the middle of the room. What Lin`er failed to mention and I failed to realize was the trapdoor opening after someone tries to open the barrel. Thankfully the landing was soft on the mountain of moss.



"I-I am so sorry." Ugh, my robes are all green now, washing that is going to be a pain.



"I already said I am fine, let´s just go and meet your mother."



"But she`s been missing for a long time." Her wild hand movements are cute.



"And I can hear a woman, who sounds just like you, snoring up ahead."



"I didn´t sleep while you brushed! And she´s off to the races, finally moving towards the woman with speed.



"My cultivator ears heard something different, though. Heh, if only my platoon was that easy to motivate into a run for exercise. Oh well, let´s see why the woman saw it necessary to miss so many years of her own daughters' life and why I feel so little blood qi in these caverns. Curious.



The tunnels quickly open up to a dank and even more mossy cavern, which glows strangely with pollen falling from touched moss the closer we get to the cavern. In the center I can see the woman, with red hair similar to Lin`er straddling a wounded Abyssal bee. The bees clipped wing and missing right protrusion obvious to anyone who saw a bee before. The next obvious realization is the lack of wind in here. The air is still and full of red pollen, released potential in a form of matter. Something tells me the woman did something special.



"Lord Angelus, please come. She isn´t responding!" Quickly leaping the distance allows me to appear beside her in the next breath and properly look at the woman.



Even with all the red pollen piled on her, her hair and skin were still looking healthy beyond a mortal's ability. The problem was obviously not external, it lied in the dantian. Looking around, I can see the dirty, but always reliable set up for a transformative ritual, though into what state is the question? There is no extremity she wished to get rid of, since that part would still lie around and any of the more common uses, like general beautifying ones, are trivial and can be bought literally everywhere. Even the goat men tribes have rituals for that and they make the clans general fortune look paradisical in comparison.



After shushing the excited child, and making sure the sleeping beauty is only sleeping, I set up a field divination array. The dance reveals many things and contrary to the expectations of many, can also take a peek into the dreams of other beings, if given the chance. The prone cultivator of a lower heavenstage is the perfect target for this and reveals me many sights. She dreams erratically, switching between the consumption of piles upon piles of human flesh, with uncountable mountains in the background and the other dreams focusing on quaint dreams of a quiet life with her daughter and true love of a mortal for his character I have rarely seen. She enjoys these dreams so much that each switch lingers more and more on the quaint life, blood slowly seeping into the frame each time. So, that´s how she did it. Interesting.



"Did you find out anything? Is she going to die?"



"Yes, and no."



"To what?" Ugh, I walked right into that one, didn´t I?



"I found out something and she is not going to die, well not sooner than any other mortal."



"What? She´s a cultivator, though. Her hand is even shining like a flame, look."



"True, she is a cultivator, but she exchanged her cultivation years someone earns by becoming one so she can spend more time with your family in the future."



"Whaat!? That´s so awesome!"



"True, you want to help waking her up?"



"Do I? Of course!"



And with that acceptance of my lead, we danced counterclockwise of the eight point formation. Before long the pollen released their blood into natural qi and the rank air became fresh.



"Mommy, mommy, I found you!"



"Ooh Lin`er, how I longed to see you so grown up! You have become so beautiful."



"P-please don´t leave again!" what a touching sight and I can´t help, but dance to the underlying beat of their expressed love. Slow and ponderous feels right and… fun!



I did not mind the girl's excitement, seeing family after such a long time of absence is worthy of catharsis. The dance was finished anyway and I simply danced, because it was fun. How liberating. Why did I ever stop dancing for fun?
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Words: 2912, An Omake where Zeno rediscovers his love for dancing and heads home for respite inbetween the seasons of conflict.

@Alectai , @Mochinator a new Omake for the Omake throne. Please add that to the spreadsheet.

Omake-Reward: Life Saving Treasure(LST)
 
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