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Hereafter [Worm x Fate/Grand Order]

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readerdreamer said:
But Hanging Gardens is a tall order for Chaldea - even assuming that it doesn't have a gigantic mana cost to field, you literally have to fork over a small country's GDP's worth of materials to build it first.
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That was Fate\Apocrypha one.
Canon Chaldea's one when summoned comes pre-loaded with mini singularity that contains the Gardens. Is this a hack? Yes. But i think Gardens themselves also never come up in a story, so it's a wash, i think. There also whole thing with Servant Shadows summon, and i have no idea how Gardens work with it.

Story of in-game Valentine event, is that Semiramis starts as Rogue Servant, who has Garden, for reasons, who made Choco-clone, who trapped her in the Garden, and attempted to drown Chaldea in chocolate. After Guda deals with this, Semiramis joins Chaldea, keeping her Garden.
 
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Megabyte97 said:
Uhhh...?!??????

...what the actual fuck?

I...

You know what! No! I stand by that! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?

I know that this will probably be resolved and be something absolutely insane and stupid because this is FATE, but that was an ENORMOUS mood whiplash.

I wasn't expecting this to turn into a horror story!
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Yeah... Valentines be like that in FGO. Like one of the chocolate giftings can end up with the MC in a Re:Zero style time loop where they die repeatedly.
 
It's interesting where the blame for this incident is currently being placed, and a bit surprising that no one has reached a certain conclusion about who has to skill set to accomplish something like this.
 
Stahor said:
Clearly, it's Avicebron. It was chocolate golem.
Clearly, it's Rene, Philosopher's stone can enable homunculi.
Clearly, it's Da Vinci, she can do anything.
Clearly, it's Aife, runes go up far more bullshit when used by her sister.
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Nah, these all are too reasonable.

Clearly, it's Shakespeare, his Worm fanfic evolved into a Noble Phantasm and started infecting reality.
Clearly, it's Rika flexing her Beast of Alaya privileges and she's screaming in the last scene because Nero inadvertently ruined her scheme to finally, finally matchmake her brother and Mash.
Clearly, it's Olga Marie Animusphere herself acting out on her repressed feelings towards Ritsuka.
 
Amatuers, the lot of you.

Clearly it's Lisa. She planned to highjack the chocolate to confess her love to Taylor, but she was thwarted by Nero's quick thinking! Unfortunately, her solution went out of control when the half formed chocolate being was filled with Mash's pure love before they could decide what to do with it.
 
It's Emiya and Renee's fault. In their escalating contest of kitchen one-upmanship, they inadvertently created something unnatural, and now everyone must live with the jam-spattered consequences.
 
Raiseth said:
Clearly, it's Olga Marie Animusphere herself acting out on her repressed feelings towards Ritsuka.
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Olga Marie is 21 and Ritsuka (and Rika) is 17. Hard to get away with ephebophilia in certain jurisdictions. Besides, she totally has feelings for Taylor, and Taylor might reciprocate! Plus they're both in their twenties, no breaking any laws!

Clearly, it's Jeanne d'Arc. It's canon, and bitches love canons! No wait --
 
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Tabris said:
Olga Marie is 21 and Ritsuka (and Rika) is 17. Hard to get away with ephebophilia in certain jurisdictions. Besides, she totally has feelings for Taylor, and Taylor might reciprocate! Plus they're both in their twenties, no breaking any laws!

Clearly, it's Jeanne d'Arc. It's canon, and bitches love canons! No wait --
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I mean, I didn't say they weren't repressed for a really good reason.

But yeah, point.

And Taylor clearly reciprocates. Haven't you seen the quote from the next chapter, there's another chocolate golem around who wants to tell Marie something very important.

:V
 
Tabris said:
Olga Marie is 21 and Ritsuka (and Rika) is 17. Hard to get away with ephebophilia in certain jurisdictions. Besides, she totally has feelings for Taylor, and Taylor might reciprocate! Plus they're both in their twenties, no breaking any laws!
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It's within the "50%+7" rule depending on how you round the .5 and therefore arguably not creepy.
 
Tabris said:
Clearly, it's Jeanne d'Arc. It's canon, and bitches love canons! No wait --
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Jeanne d'Arc famously did love her cannons. Alongside her contemporary, Jan Zizka (who she expressed a desire to fight, after the war against the English was over, because he was the leader of the Hussite Rebellion and thus a heretic in her eyes), she was one of the earliest proponents and pioneers in the use of cannons as weapons for an open battlefield, instead of just for siegework.
 
Raiseth said:
And Taylor clearly reciprocates. Haven't you seen the quote from the next chapter, there's another chocolate golem around who wants to tell Marie something very important.

:V
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"Taylor? Why are you dressed like that? Oh no. What's with the cake? Oh no!"
"I'm here to discuss the extension of your lifetime warranty. Also I love you, please marry me."
"Lev. Taylor, insurance is dead right now. Lev. Taylor, gay marriage won't be legal for at least one year yet. Lev save me --"

Sir_Travelsalot said:
Jeanne d'Arc famously did love her cannons.
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And especially her canons of Catholic law, even when the stakes got too high for her. But I can imagine it now (apologies to every Bohemian in advance):

"I am Servant Ruler, Jeanne d'Arc. Are you... Jan Zizka?"
"Honhonhonhon, mademoiselle Jeanne, this hussy was summoned first!"
"You mock me and my people, heretic? By the grace of God in heaven I SHALL SMITE YOU FIRST!"
"I mocked me and my people too, BUT BRING IT, BUMPKIN!"
"Wait, she's a Rider now?"
"Wait, she can change classes?"
"Her ride's a big fucking cannon! AMAZING!"
"She can change classes, huh. If she can do it, I can too!"
 
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Clearly it's, uhhh, *does friend point summon*
Sasaki Kojiro- he's trying to make a sword out of chocolate, but he's really bad at sculpture. And, of course, it doesn't qualify as a sword if you can't use it to kill multiple people.
Arash- he's tired of being sacrificed for Stella, and he's trying to make chocolate golem copies to die in his stead.

This wasn't a good way to pinpoint the culprit, was it.
 
It's Nero, obviously. She has the Imperial Privilege skill, that allows her to do ''whatever the fuck she wants''... including creating sentient chocolate golems! She was even a Valentine servant as Bride that one time! Clearly, the fact that she was the first one to help get rid of the golem is a red herring. She was just destroying evidence- how comes she was the only one with Mash as she cooked anyways? Wouldn't Mash have rather asked Emiya or Renee for help?
 
Tabris said:
And especially her canons of Catholic law, even when the stakes got too high for her. But I can imagine it now (apologies to every Bohemian in advance):
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That is arguable because for all of "irregularities" inflicted on her at her trial and how she managed to keep her composure trough out all of them but actually signed an abjuration document when presented with it after she agreed to submit near the start of her public condemnation.

Like Joan of Arc was only beatified in 1909, after the beatification petition was made on her behalf by the then Bishop of Orleans Felix Dupanloup in 1869, she was canonized on 16th of May 1920 by Pope Benedict XV and was declared one of the patron saints of France on 2nd of March 1922 by Pope Pious XI.

For all that she is remembered now for her Piety and commitment to bringing the rightful ruler of France to the throne at a very pivotal moment in her life she was arguably close to committing a Mortal Sin when she signed that abjuration document. Probably a good idea to ask a Catholic well versed in matters of Theology though since I'm culturally a Serbian Orthodox Church kind of guy like most Serbs.
 
Unrelated to current discussion, or even chapter events, but thought does not leave me alone.
Most absurdly expensive, yet completely unsoldable thing Taylor can get: Her own portrait by Da Vinci.

"This is my biography, it's written by Shakespeare, published with my portrait by Da Vinci as cover art."
 
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