Hereafter [Worm x Fate/Grand Order]

Chapter CXLII: Lost History
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Chapter CXLII: Lost History

By the time lunch rolled around, Mordred hadn't returned yet, and the fog began to roll in once again. When I gently asked Jackie if she had anything to do with it, she had just given me a clueless shake of her head and said, "Since it hurts Mommy, we won't use our mist ever again unless Mommy says it's okay."

Like it was that simple. Frankly, it was a little off-putting how she could be so innocent and guileless, and yet still somehow she was Jack the Ripper. The incongruence was almost dizzying.

It meant, of course, that our original guess was right, and the fog had nothing to do with Jackie and everything to do with our masterminds. Whether Flamel's reluctant suggestion that it had something to do with this Angrboða thing that was supposedly important to their plans held any water, that part we still didn't have any idea about. I wouldn't be surprised, but I wasn't going to hedge any bets until we had a better grasp of things, and that might not happen until we were face to face with the thing.

If and when we ran into Paracelsus again, I'd have to see if he was feeling chatty enough to reveal that for us. If he was willing to give his name away the instant he met any of us in person, then I put decent odds on getting at least something out of him if we just tried.

We all sat down to a hearty lunch, cooked by Emiya. He and Renée had apparently worked out a system, whereby she got to make breakfast, he got to make lunch, and they worked on dinner together. I suspected Flamel had intervened somewhere in there to convince her to relinquish that much, because I noticed her standing just outside the dining room while we ate, eavesdropping, and although I made sure to keep the bugs out of the kitchen and the pantry as much as possible as a matter of courtesy and hygiene, the singular specimen I had tagged her with remained since I first put it there.

I doubted she would have shown any expression, but I think I was getting enough of a grasp on her personality that I could imagine she must be stewing in envy for having her role taken, even if it was only once a day.

Fran, of course, had been with us for long enough to have picked up at least a few table manners, but Jackie was almost completely uninterested at first, like she knew what food was but didn't see the point. When she saw Nursery Rhyme and me both enjoying our meal, however, curiosity got the better of her, and she decided to try it — and then she couldn't stop.

"It's really good!" she declared. "We like it a lot!"

"My house-husband is the best!" Rika agreed.

"Mmhm!" said Jackie.

Unfortunately, as one might expect of a girl who looked like she'd grown up on the street, Jackie had no idea how to properly use the utensils that had been set out at her place at the table, she was just shoveling it all into her mouth as quickly as she possibly could. When I thought about what Mom would have said, the word slipped out of my mouth before I could even think about it.

"Manners, Jackie."

It wasn't just Jackie, it was the whole table that stopped to turn and stare at me, with the exception of Fran and Arash. I tried not to pay them and their stares any mind as I set my own silverware down and reached over to correct her, because now that I said something, I had to commit to the motherly act.

In for a penny, in for a pound. Ironically, this was probably the most appropriate place to use that expression, and yet, Jekyll might not even recognize it if I said it out loud.

"Eat slowly," I told her as I adjusted her grip on her fork. "Make sure you chew it all properly. That way, you can enjoy it for longer. Savor it."

"Okay…" Jackie said a little bashfully. She didn't start eating again right away, and when I went back to my own meal, she watched me intently through her bangs, and then slowly copied how I was eating.

"That just happened, right?" Rika muttered to her brother.

"I…think so, yeah," he replied, equally as quiet. "Unless you and I are sharing the same dream — ow!"

"Nope," said Rika, having just pinched his arm, "you're awake."

At this point, I thought, he really should have expected that.

We all ate our fill and hung about in near silence for several long minutes afterwards, just letting our food digest, before we went back to doing our own things. Jekyll returned to his study and his radio to contact his network again, and Tohsaka did his best to avoid us, because it seemed he was still sour about our disagreement from a few hours ago. Jeanne Alter and Arash decided to go outside to stand watch, the latter out of duty and the former because at least it might mean some action if a patrol group stumbled across us.

Andersen, fortunately, looked like he had decided that discretion was the better part of valor. I still wasn't particularly happy about him or any of the things he'd said earlier, so I was actually kind of grateful that he was giving me so much space. He might not have been a paragon of common sense or courtesy, but I appreciated the fact that he had at least some.

As the afternoon wore on, there was still no sign of Mordred returning. Her tracker was still showing on the map, putting her somewhere in the general vicinity of Whitechapel, but when I peered through her eyes, all I saw was the foggy streets of London.

"She'll be back," Ritsuka repeated. "She just has a bit of a temper, you know? She needs to work it off."

"As long as she doesn't decide to use Mash as a punching bag again," Rika said.

"I-I really don't think it's going to be that bad, Senpai," Mash tried, but she didn't sound all that convincing.

Most of the afternoon, we spent finetuning our plans for tomorrow morning, but it was mostly just rehashing what we'd already decided we were going to do, since all of our plans had been made last night and they hadn't really changed. The only things we had to account for now were the presence of Jackie and Flamel and their coming with us, and that was a simple enough thing that we didn't really need to make any adjustments to accommodate their coming along.

Finally, Mordred returned, but by the time she finally came back in through the front door, it was nearing dinner time, and the smell of cooking food permeated the apartment as the faint clatter of pots and pans echoed in the background. The clock on the mantle ticked away, nearly silent by comparison.

"Mo-chan!" Rika greeted her brightly.

"Sir Mordred," said Mash, "I'm glad you're okay."

"Always so polite with you," Mordred groused. "What, like a couple of tin cans and a few gangly puppets were gonna hurt me? Come on! I'd die of shame!"

"Welcome back," I said calmly. She looked over at me, her face twisted into a sour expression, ready and willing to get right back into things where we left off, and I glanced at her only long enough to meet her eyes impassively. Whatever she got out of that, it was enough to drain the fight right out of her.

"Yeah," she said at length. "Guess so."

"Did you find anything else out while you were on patrol?" Ritsuka asked her.

"Nothing new," she replied. "Just a patrol group or two sniffing around, nothing I couldn't handle."

I thought about bringing up the fact that we were trying to avoid destroying too many of those so we could use them to try and map out the enemy's movements, patterns, and locations, but in the interest of keeping the peace, I decided to keep my tongue. Until Flamel had enough trackers for us to make use of — and with me the only one able to safely place them without drawing their attention to us and defeating the point — it wasn't worth starting a fight over it.

"Our plans haven't changed," I told her. "Tomorrow morning, while the fog is gone, we're going to investigate the Clock Tower and see if there's anything there for us to find. Jackie, Flamel, and Andersen will be coming with us."

Mordred didn't exactly look happy to hear this, but she didn't try to start a fight about it either. "Right."

And that was all the more she said about it. Maybe for her, it really was that simple.

Not much later, it was time for dinner, and those of us who either wanted or needed to eat sat down at the dining room table that was quickly becoming crowded. Jackie chose the seat next to mine again, and she seemed to like her second meal just as much as she had her first. What really seemed to delight her, however, was me correcting her whenever she started getting messy or sloppy, like the simple act of me showing her proper manners was the best thing ever.

To her, maybe it was. I still hadn't quite figured out how to ask her exactly how a girl her age became an infamous serial killer, or why she used plural pronouns when referring to herself. Dissociative Identity Disorder? I only knew enough about that to know what it was called and the very basics of what could cause it, but even what little I knew didn't feel like it really fit.

After dinner, we made sure everyone was on the same page about what was happening tomorrow, including Andersen, Tohsaka, Flamel, and even Jackie. How much she understood or cared, I wasn't sure either, but she seemed frighteningly sharp, despite her childish appearance and mannerisms, so it was entirely possible that she understood everything and only cared insofar as caring would please me.

In that way, she reminded me a little bit of Alec. Less of a sociopath than him, but frighteningly willing to attach herself to me just because I was showing her some basic kindness and simultaneously apathetic about everything else.

I suppose I shouldn't have expected much else from Jack the Ripper.

We went to bed early so that we could be up early, and that was about where we ran into our first major snag with Jackie, because she wanted to sleep in the same bed as me. That wasn't itself an issue, but…

"No knives in bed," I told her.

Her eyes narrowed on me almost mutinously. In the background, the twins watched the spectacle with a kind of bewildered curiosity, and even Mash couldn't help staring.

Pulling on memories of sleepovers in my childhood, where Mom had never had to say something quite that ridiculous, I let myself bend just a little bit.

"You can bring one knife to bed," I allowed, "but it has to stay sheathed and under your pillow so that you don't hurt yourself."

"It's not her who needs to be worried about getting hurt," Tohsaka muttered. I ignored him.

"One knife," I said, staying firm. "The rest have to go into spirit form. Unless you want to stay up on guard duty with Arash and Jeanne Alter."

Jackie pouted, but under this threat in particular, she caved. "Fine…"

And instead of keeping one behind, all of her knives dematerialized, followed by her cloak, leaving her in… Well, frankly, I felt kind of uncomfortable describing that as clothing, because a pair of panties, stockings, and a waistcoat were more like things you wore with the rest of your clothes, not as your clothes.

Mash squeaked, face turning red.

"Holy cow," said Rika as her brother turned away, his ears burning. "That's what she was wearing under that cloak? Who dressed her?"

"Uhn," Fran grunted.

Who, indeed?

For the sake of everyone's sanity, I took off my uniform's shirt and draped it over her like a nightgown. It fit her like one, too, so large that she was veritably swimming in it, but it only took Jackie giving it a tentative sniff before she was snuggling up in it with a smile, muttering to herself, "Mommy's scent…"

I didn't feel like unpacking that just then, so I decided to pretend I hadn't heard her. The picture that what little I knew was painting about her life wasn't a pretty one.

Jackie was only too happy to wrap herself up in my shirt and bury herself into my chest when we all lied down, and as ridiculous as it would have sounded to me just a few weeks ago, I had to imagine we really did look just like mother and child. Another thing that I could wait until later to unpack, when I had more time and space to think about it.

We slept quietly and peacefully. Jackie didn't wake me up even once during the night, and the next morning, I found her exactly where she'd settled in, with one of my arms thrown almost protectively over her small shoulders. When I looked down at her, her face was calm and peaceful, marred only by the vivid scars cutting across her cheeks.

Another moment where it seemed impossible that this was the infamous Jack the Ripper. And yet, less than a day ago, she'd been trying to carve me open with one of those knives, and less than two days ago, she'd nearly succeeded. I didn't need the reminder that appearances could be very deceiving.

As though she sensed me looking, Jackie blinked open her eyes and looked up at me with a smile, "Good morning, Mommy."

Pure, innocent, guileless. That was probably the most dangerous part about her.

"Good morning, Jackie," I replied. I wasn't sure if the smile I gave her in return was quite so genuine or quite so open, but at least some part of it was real. It made her happy either way.

Slowly, the others woke up around us, and when everyone was awake and lucid enough, we climbed out of bed and got ready for the day, which meant taking my shirt back from Jackie. I told her she should put the cloak back on, too, to better hide her knives from the enemy, and privately, I made a note to ask Da Vinci if it would be possible to get her something more substantial to wear.

I didn't understand all of the technical bits about how spiritrons worked, but the fact that they could be manifested into something substantial enough to touch in the form of Servants and their gear meant that Da Vinci should be able to do something. Even if it was just a pair of shorts, that would be enough to make me more comfortable about Jackie's clothes.

Breakfast was just as good as it was yesterday. Renée seemed almost proud to hear us enjoy it, not necessarily in her expression or her posture, but in the air she carried about her and the way she stayed in the dining room to watch us eat. When Flamel complimented her on an excellent job, I could have sworn I saw her lips curl up just the slightest on either end. Her "thank you, Master," had an undertone of warmth, when I strained my ears to listen for it.

Maybe she wasn't as cold and frigid as she seemed to be.

With our food eaten and the sky outside slowly brightening enough to pierce the cloudy gloom, there was no time to waste, and those of us who were going to the Clock Tower made the preparations we needed. Months of practice made us quick and ready to go in just a few minutes.

"Ah, yes, I almost forgot," Flamel said as we were just about to leave. "One moment, my friends, one moment."

He went back into the adjacent study, and returned a few seconds later with a matchbox containing a handful of trinkets, each no larger than a pea. Small enough, in other words, for my bugs to carry one without any issue.

"The trackers you requested," Flamel said by way of explanation. "Only a dozen or so, I'm afraid, but they should function as required, so if you can affix them to the enemy patrols…"

"They'll do just fine," I told him as I accepted the box. I made sure it was closed before slipping it into my equipment pouch. I turned next to Jekyll. "Keep an ear out, Doctor Jekyll. Jeanne Alter will be here to protect you, Fran, and Renée, so you just need to make sure to stay in touch with your network."

"Yay," Jeanne Alter droned, "how fun…"

"I shall leave myself in your hands, Miss," Jekyll said to her politely. Jeanne Alter only rolled her eyes.

"Whatever…"

"Uhn…" Fran mumbled miserably.

I knew she wanted to come along, but there was no point. It would be risking her life for no reason, because she wasn't a Servant and didn't really have a place fighting them.

"We should be back before lunch," I went on. "We'll contact you and let you know if anything changes."

Jekyll nodded. "I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I shall endeavor to stay apprised of any developments within the city."

"Make sure you tell us right away if alligators pop up out of the sewers!" Rika said.

Jekyll was appropriately bewildered. "A…alligators?"

"Ignore her," I said. "The only place where alligators live in the sewers is New York City."

That didn't seem to help him at all, and to be fair, it hadn't been intended to. My target was much shorter and had red hair.

"Wait, that's true?" Rika burst out. "I thought that was just a conspiracy theory! An urban legend!"

Andersen chuckled. I ignored them both.

"Come on. The sooner we get out there, the safer we'll be coming back."

"Senpai!"

We set off. The Clock Tower — the British Museum — was quite a ways away, although not, in the grand scheme of things, the farthest distance we'd yet traveled from Jekyll's apartment. We'd technically gone at least as far following Nursery Rhyme south of Soho, only this time, we had a bit of an advantage in that we could go in as straight a line as possible. Not a perfectly straight line, no matter how convenient that would be, but straighter than the alternative, which would save us some time and energy.

We already had the place marked out on our maps, so it wasn't strictly necessary, but Mordred, as was usual, took the lead, and once we were far enough away from the apartment not to lead any of the patrols back by accident, I let Huginn out and sent him up into the sky to give me a bird's eye view of things.

"The headquarters of the Association is near Regent Park," Mash said. "Senpai… We'll have to be careful. There's no telling if other magi made it out when the entrance was destroyed. We might be accosted."

"Director Marie did say we could use lethal force," Ritsuka said quietly.

"Just hit 'em with the back of your shield, Cinnabon," said Rika. "See if they think messing with us is a good idea then!"

"Papa," said Nursery Rhyme, "does that mean I have to hit them with the back of my sleeve?"

"Don't you start on that now, too…" Tohsaka mumbled.

Jackie looked up at me. "Mommy?"

"Nonlethal, if you can help it," I told her, answering her unasked question. "But whatever it takes, if you can't. If it's us or them, then it should always be us."

She beamed, as though she'd just been told she could have her favorite treat after dinner if she behaved. "Okay!"

"Hearing that more often doesn't make me like it any better," Ritsuka said under his breath.

Me, neither. But I'd heard enough horror stories about what magi could do to you when they thought of you as a slab of interesting meat to understand that there wasn't always a neat, safe, PG-13 way of dealing with people like that. I'd also heard enough of those stories — and dealt with enough troublesome capes in my career — to know that you couldn't always deal with them as simply as knocking them down with a hard blow or two to something soft and vulnerable.

Good thing I had several silk lines prepared in my equipment pouch.

"That won't be necessary," Flamel said. "Should we encounter any problematic elements, then it will be a simple enough task to neutralize them. There's no need to resort to more…final solutions."

Considering how easily he'd chased Jackie around that tiny apartment parlor, maybe he was right.

The trek to the British Museum wound up taking us about an hour, all told, through winding streets and many turns, and there were several times we had to take a detour to avoid one or more patrol groups. It cut into our time a little, but it also gave me the opportunity to use my swarm and place a tracker in each group — I chose the Helter Skelter, because with all of the nooks and crannies inside their thick, metal carapaces, they were the ones where the tracker was easiest to hide, and there weren't enough in the matchbox to put more than one to each group right now.

Later on, we could follow their movements and see if they would lead us back to their creator. I wasn't ready to get my hopes up just yet, but it would make things a whole lot easier if we didn't have to scour the whole city for these guys.

When at last we made it to the entrance gate —

"Holy cow," said Rika, "it really is nothing but rubble!"

— it was to find both the gate itself and the building beyond smashed to pieces. The wrought iron bars had been twisted and mangled to the point that some of them had snapped clean off, leaving the entrance wide open for us to go in ourselves, and the palatial Romanesque columns had been reduced to nothing more than chunks of rock.

It was like someone had taken a wrecking ball to the whole place and hadn't stopped until nothing was left standing, not even a single brick. No mural, no fresco, not even the wooden doors had been left intact. Everything was in so many pieces that even the magi of the Association would have had to put in serious work for months just to fix it all.

"Looks just like it did the last time I was here," Mordred said grimly. "Rubble, ruin, and not a single thing else. Damn, those guys were thorough." She glanced over at Tohsaka. "You might be the only survivor to make it outta that mess, just 'cause you weren't there when it all went down."

Tohsaka grimaced, staring intently at the ruin. I imagined he must have been thinking the same, and how lucky it was that he'd decided to leave when his mentor was late instead of staying and getting caught up in all of it.

Beep-beep!

Marie's face appeared midair.

"Director."

But she wasn't looking at me, she was looking at the ruins of the British Museum. Her face was an inscrutable mask, but the tension in her muscles, the narrowing of her eyes, and the thin line of her mouth told me that her thoughts were troubled. By which part of this, I didn't know for sure, because her feelings on the Association were complicated, but it couldn't be easy having to face the reality that something you had taken for granted, something that felt like it would remain forever, no matter what happened, had been utterly destroyed.

"…We're not picking up any life signs," she said at length, her voice grave.

"It seems like whoever did this was exceptionally thorough," Romani added from somewhere out of frame. "Obviously, our scanners can't quite reach through some of the bounded fields protecting the deeper sections of the Clock Tower, but…"

"No," said Marie, "if they went this far, then it's likely they managed to get down there, too." She closed her eyes for a brief moment. "But it looks like they didn't manage to breach Spirit Tomb Albion. If they had access to that place as well, then things would have been a lot worse off."

"Spirit Tomb Albion?" the twins parroted.

"The Association's most closely guarded secret," Marie answered them. She glanced their way long enough to lance them with a glare. "And that's all you're getting about it! Since the enemy doesn't have access to it, you don't need to know any more than that! Got it?"

Rika saluted. "Roger, roger!"

"It may not be for lack of trying," said Emiya, stepping closer to examine the mangled remains of the front gate. "Frankenstein was convinced these guys are Servants because they do stuff that modern magi wouldn't be able to, but that doesn't mean they have the skill or finesse to dismantle all of the Clock Tower's protections. Whoever came through this gate, for example, used sheer brute force, not alchemy or magecraft."

"Hm." Flamel stepped over to join him, running his fingertips over the damage gently. "You have something of a point there. No traces of magical energy applied to the metal, so whoever did this knocked it down with raw power. Perhaps Paracelsus and his compatriots have another Servant working for them."

I looked down at Jackie. "Jackie? Do you know anything?"

Jackie shook her head. "The only Servant we knew about was Robin, and he was there with us yesterday morning."

"Robin?" I asked.

"The guy with the cloak and crossbow," Arash said. "I'm not sure he had the strength for something like this. Or the temperament. He did everything he could to avoid a straight fight."

There was only one Heroic Spirit I could think of with a name like that, but without a better look at him, I wasn't sure I could confidently say Robin Hood had attacked us yesterday. I wasn't sure why he would go along with this scheme either, but if an altruist like Paracelsus could be twisted by who or whatever was really behind Project Demonic Fog, I guess a hero like Robin Hood could be, too.

"Is he still around?" asked Ritsuka.

Arash just shook his head.

"Let's keep going," I said. "The Clock Tower is an underground facility, right? We need to find the entrance."

"Right," said Marie.

As a group, we started across the courtyard. Right down the center, there was a pathway that had been set out for tourists and visitors of the museum, and we used that, but on either side, there were patches of what must once have been well-managed lawns. They were now marred by what looked like a set of enormous footprints, resembling the Helter Skelter, only bigger and much, much heavier.

Had our mystery Servant made a larger model? Maybe. All things considered, it was entirely possible that the costs of making the bigger one had made mass-producing it too expensive in terms of resources, so there was only the one we had to worry about, maybe two. I didn't think there would be more than three at the maximum.

Whatever the case, they didn't look to be here now. Forget my swarm, with footprints that size, there was no way they were hiding amongst the rubble without any of us seeing them.

There were steps leading up to where the front entrance would have been, but we couldn't go up more than the first two before having to navigate around the debris — shattered slabs of whatever stone the building had been made from, some nothing more than tiny pebbles and some twice as large as a person.

"It'll be a ways inside," Marie told us. "There's supposed to be a bounded field protecting the entrance from those who aren't magi, but with how badly damaged everything is, that might have been destroyed, too."

"Which means we'll have to excavate it, won't we?" Mash asked.

Rika let out a miserable groan.

"Looks like a job for you Knight Classes," said Andersen. "Time for you to put that ridiculous strength of yours to good use."

"You planning on sitting this one out, pipsqueak?" asked Mordred.

"Unfortunately, this body of mine is ill-suited for physical labor," Andersen replied, although he didn't sound all that sorry. "And even if I wanted to, my strength is too low to meaningfully contribute. The most I could do is pick up a few pebbles."

Mordred grunted rather than admit he had a point.

"It won't be necessary," said Flamel. "It'll be the work of but a moment to clear the way, once we know where to look."

Remembering how he'd transformed the apartment's parlor, yeah, if he could do something like that here, it really wouldn't take all that much effort. There was just one thing we had to worry about.

"Should we expect any other defenses on the way in?" I asked Marie.

"Around the main entrance, no," she answered. "But the dorm rooms and workshops will no doubt be personalized according to the original inhabitants, so if the facility is intact enough, you'll have to be careful not to trigger any of their bounded fields."

"Mm."

As I probably should have expected. This was the Clock Tower, after all, home of some of the most talented magi in the Western world, at least a few of whom happened to also be old school aristocrats. It was only natural that they would prize their security more than even the average magus.

As long as the entrance was clear, we could hopefully avoid trouble with the rest. Frustratingly, however, I was having trouble finding it with the handful of bugs I had out looking for it. The fact that my bugs weren't technically familiars in the way magi traditionally understood them might have something to do with that. For that matter, the Clock Tower didn't seem to have been spared exposure to the fog, because I wasn't finding much in the way of living bugs under our feet either.

We started picking our way across the wreckage, finding whatever footing we could, because none of it was even and very little of it was sturdy. The floor itself, at least, didn't seem to have been directly damaged, instead having fallen victim to the columns and bricks as they came down. There were a few cracks here and there that I spotted with my meager swarm, but it was impossible to tell one way or the other whether they'd been made when the rest of the building collapsed or if the larger Helter Skelter had made them when it came through.

Lisa would have been so incredibly useful just then.

"Where should we start?" Mash asked, looking around uncertainly. "Director, there's no way we could clear out this entire area and still have enough time to investigate before the fog comes back."

"No need," Marie said. "Based upon Chaldea's records of the Clock Tower, the entrance should be —"

"Magical energy reaction detected!" Romani suddenly shouted. Marie whirled about to face him.

"What?"

"It's coming from —"

"Master!" Mash shouted.

She threw herself in front of the group right in time for the floor to explode some twenty feet away, throwing up bits and pieces of the destroyed building into the air. I raised my arms protectively in front of my face more on reflex than anything else, but I needn't have bothered, because whatever came close enough to actually hit us pinged off of Mash's shield harmlessly.

"Mommy?" Jackie asked.

"I'm okay, Jackie," I reassured her.

"Us, too," Ritsuka added.

There was no time to check on anyone else. At that exact moment, the hole that had been opened up in the floor spewed out a veritable deluge of —

"Books?" Rika asked incredulously. "But I didn't bring my library card!"

"Alice," Tohsaka barked, "are any of these —"

"Books are books and Servants are Servants," Nursery Rhyme replied simply. And without a hint of irony, too.

The books swirled about not unlike my swarm, spilling out of the hole and twisting up into the air into a cloud of flapping leather and fluttering paper. They gathered together in something like an undulating battle line, bouncing up and down and hovering almost defensively over the hole they'd come out of, almost like something out of an old Hitchcock movie.

But, importantly, none of them seemed to be a Servant, nor even particularly intelligent. There didn't even seem to be a mind behind them.

"I'm not detecting a Saint Graph!" Mash reported. "Senpai! These are just —"

"Grimoires," Marie said, eyes narrowed. "Research journals left behind by magi. But why are they… Could it be, they were animated by the fog?"

"Who cares?" said Mordred. "They're in our way, ain't they? That means that what we gotta do is real simple!"

A brace of arrows leapt through the air and unerringly struck half a dozen of the books. Leather cracked and split, pages ripped and tore, and scraps of paper and parchment floated almost gently to the ground. Mordred's head whipped around towards Arash.

"Hey!" she squawked indignantly.

But the books shifted. They all aligned, flipping open like wings spreading so that the broad side of each page faced us. The font of power that rose like a tide told me exactly what was about to happen.

Fuck.

"Destroy them!" I ordered.
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I love the idea that everyone is just completely flabbergasted every time Taylor is just the slightest bit motherly toward Jackie, and meanwhile, Taylor is internally scrambling for examples of what that even means. She just keeps coming back to her memories of her own mother, which has to be all kinds of bittersweet.

She's also kinda noticing that her enemies tend to monologue. At some point, I think Rika needs to comment about it, referencing The Incredibles, because bad guys in Nasu are particularly guilty of that sin.

Wound up splitting this chapter up. It was getting a bit too big, and I was going to be way too far behind finishing it if I tried to keep everything in.
Next — Chapter CXLIII: Grand Ritual
"Because despite everything, these Singularities still aren't a great enough threat to warrant it."
 
On: Capes becoming Heroic Spirits
The vast majority of Worm characters aren't getting on the Throne, mainly because they didn't see much widespread fame. The larger the "world" becomes, the more famous you need to be to make it to the Throne of Heroes as a Heroic Spirit, or the larger your impact needs to be. Local heroes in small towns in the middle of the USA who foil the occasional purse snatcher or help little old ladies cross the street aren't going to have the "breadth" or the "depth" to become a Heroic Spirit strong enough to manifest without assistance. If they're anything at all, they'd be more like the Hessian, who needed Lobo to have a Saint Graph sturdy enough to even take form.

I feel like I've talked about this before, but...

There are several big names who made it. "Khepri" is undoubtedly one of them. The Triumvirate and Hero, they're definitely up there, too, along with the likes of Jack Slash and the more famous members of the Slaughterhouse Nine. Even the older members like King would be there, although the lesser known members who had smaller impacts wouldn't, or would be too weak to be summoned on their own. Any cape who was famous on a national or international scale and had a lot of deeds to their name would be there, and you could even go down to the state or city level, but the requirements start to get prohibitively high.

Moord Nag and Phir Se are pretty good examples of "local" heroes who might have gotten there.

For the most part, however, the Undersiders wouldn't really be on the list. They didn't do enough big things, and the big things they did do, the PRT and Protectorate wouldn't have given them credit for. Defeating the Echidna threat? Tattletale called it an S-Class threat, but the reveals about RCB and the Triumvirate overshadowed it, and I don't think most of the public heard anything about what happened. Most of the stuff pre-Leviathan was petty, even if it was showy, and would have left the news cycle after a week or so, forgotten. Most of the stuff post-Leviathan would never have been revealed to a large enough audience. Nowhere near enough people would have heard about them fighting the Nine, for example. I don't know enough about their prominence in Ward to speak too intelligently about it, but I can say that the members of the group who definitely wouldn't have ascended include Grue and Regent. If Alec was there at all, it's for the stuff he did as Hijack.

Tattletale, I'm iffy on. I'm not sure at all that she had enough to her name to make it, but if she really stepped up in Ward or if people had any idea how influential she became, then it would make more sense. It's just that, when we start talking about the ones who for sure ascended, we're mostly talking about the ones whose names could get recognized basically anywhere in the country they went. Several of the ones who have done some incredible stuff just didn't have the publicity necessary, although there was something in the recent chapters about how the Counter Force can arrange things for people it really wants to be on the Throne...
 
Chapter CXLIII: Grand Ritual
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Chapter CXLIII: Grand Ritual

By the time the words left my mouth, it was already too late to stop them.

A wall of searing energy leapt from the books all at once, and I had to drag Tohsaka behind the shelter of Mash's shield as Rika squeaked and huddled there with her brother. The sound was drowned out a moment later by the thunderous roar of a hundred simultaneous blasts landing, some on the ground far behind us, some on the surface of Mash's shield, and some around us like a carpet bombing run.

Our Servants didn't have the same trouble. Mordred and Arash both had high enough Magic Resistance to mostly — if not completely — shrug the whole thing off, while Emiya leapt above the wall of energy and Nursery Rhyme batted what came her way aside with the voluminous sleeves of her kimono as though it really was that simple. Flamel himself just raised a wall of his own from the debris, and although it didn't weather the barrage as well as Mash's shield, it held enough to protect him.

Jackie? She made a game of dancing between the blasts, jumping from foot to foot with an agility that an Olympic gymnast would envy.

If I needed any more proof that there wasn't an ounce of real intelligence behind this, however, that was it. That first salvo was all they had, and they had to build up to it if they wanted to fire off another wave, leaving all of them essentially defenseless in the meantime. It wasn't even smart enough for me to compare it to an automated defense system.

I leaned out from behind the cover of Mash's shield, and as the Servants began tearing their way through whatever books they could reach, I took aim of my own and fired up my circuits.

Gandr!

The books all scattered like sheep before a pack of wolves, each of them trying to get out of the way of the incoming attacks, but they were predictable. My shot landed without any difficulty at all, ripping apart a book and singing its pages. They weren't particularly durable either, if that was all it took.

The twins caught on after my second shot, and they took up defensive positions, too, aiming at the mass of magical tomes.

"Gandr!" chorused out, and the three of us fired in staggered waves. Not every shot landed, but for every one that missed, one of the Servants cleaned up after us.

All told, it only took about a minute to clear out the attacking books. If Arash and Emiya had a chance to fire from a bit further out, then it probably wouldn't have taken even that long. By the time we were done, the only thing left of the entire lot was some scraps of paper, a few shreds of leather, and bits of ash.

"All of the books have been eliminated, Senpai," Mash reported when it was over.

"Magical energy response has gone silent," Romani reported. At some point, they'd switched over to audio only, probably to avoid getting motion sickness from the camera following my arm. "No sign of any more books."

"Tch," Mordred scoffed. "And I didn't get to do much of anything. Stupid floating books."

"I should probably chastise you, simply on principle," said Andersen. "As an author, I absolutely should be offended, but…" Of all things, a giggle escaped his lips. "There was something incredibly cathartic about watching all those books get destroyed. This might be my favorite memory. My true self on the Throne will want to keep this one for sure."

I wasn't the only one who gave him a strange look, and when he realized so much attention was on him, he cleared his throat purposefully.

"Right," he said. "Let's get going. The pathway down is clear now, right? There should be nothing stopping us. We can continue our investigation unimpeded."

"…Right."

"Do we need to stage an intervention?" Rika whispered to her brother.

"You know," he whispered back, "I'm not sure."

And somehow, I found myself agreeing, with the sentiment if not with the course of action. There was…obviously something there that Andersen didn't want to talk about, but it didn't seem to be getting in the way of anything, so I didn't want to talk about it either. We were on a tight enough schedule as it was, and none of us here was qualified to play therapist, least of all me.

But a small part of me that sounded suspiciously like Lisa wanted to point out to him that he had his own issues, too. I squashed it mercilessly.

Fortunately, the explosion of books had cleared out the path down, and by some miracle, they hadn't damaged the stairs on their way out, so we could enter without any further trouble. To our continued good fortune, there was nothing waiting for us at any point on the staircase either, but that was counterbalanced by the fact that at the bottom was a hallway that wasn't quite big enough to fit our entire group side by side, so we had to arrange ourselves in a column.

Unfortunately, the hallways were all cool stone and wooden torches, with walls that curved up into the ceiling instead of meeting it at right angles, casting strange shadows. When combined with the thick, moist air and the complete, dead silence, it gave off the feeling of entering a dungeon in some horror movie or something.

"Quite the dreary place, isn't it?" Flamel commented.

"The Association's headquarters is still largely confined to that underground complex in that era," Marie told him. "It's only over the course of the next hundred years or so that the facilities expanded out into campuses around London and developed into a more normal atmosphere."

I reached out to touch one of the walls. My fingertips came away damp.

"It looks like even this place wasn't protected from the mist."

"If that was what brought those books to life in the first place," Ritsuka suggested leadingly.

"Yeah."

Then this was just confirmation. As we'd expected.

We traveled down the corridor, following it straight along as it curved and swerved, almost labyrinthine in its sameness. It never seemed to end, and it was uniform all the way through, broken up only by the occasional doorway or a branch off to another identical hallway. I think we very easily could have gotten lost down there without Marie guiding us, except for the fact that every other pathway was blocked off by more debris, as though someone had deliberately curated a path for us to follow.

After three turns and every hallway essentially funneling us only one way, there was no way I could be the only one to notice.

"Senpai," Ritsuka began.

"Yeah. I see it, too."

Emiya hummed. "What are the odds that every other route we could take is blocked off?"

"Slim," Flamel agreed. "And yet…"

"We're headed the right way," Andersen said. "Or so it seems, at least. None of those other paths had any trace of a bounded field protecting what lay beyond them."

I didn't like it, the implication that we were just following the path someone else wanted us to follow, particularly since we didn't have any idea why they might want us to follow it — except that one of those other paths might have what we were looking for and they didn't want us finding it. The thin swarm I'd sent out hadn't proven that out, but the circumstances hadn't let me get as much coverage as I would have liked, so it was entirely possible I was missing things.

I looked back over my shoulder.

"Arash?"

"I'll double back and poke my head in a few to check them out," he said, predicting me.

"Go."

He gave me a quick salute and a smile, then vanished into spirit form.

"We smell blood," Jackie said into the quiet that followed. Her head swiveled about. "Lots of people died down here."

"No fucking kidding," said Mordred.

"Language!" Tohsaka snapped, and Nursery Rhyme giggled.

Mordred just sneered. "Fuck you."

"I haven't seen any bodies, but," Ritsuka began, "I guess the Association really was wiped out."

"Or else they all retreated further down into a more secure section of the Clock Tower," Marie added. "…But at least some of them must have died in the initial assault. There's no telling how many."

Enough that whoever might be left had abandoned the place without any care for the damage being done. Either from callousness or desperation, and with the Association, I guess it really could have been either one.

"You never explained what it is you were looking for down here, Mister Andersen," said Mash.

He hadn't, except to say it might explain the mist and how the Servants who had manifested related to it. We were technically down here to investigate what had happened to the Association, but beyond the exceedingly obvious fact that they all seemed to have been killed, we weren't able to do much of that because of the debris.

"Didn't I? Information, of course," Andersen said as though it was obvious. "Specifically, of the sort that only the Mage's Association would keep. That is to say, on the nature of Servants and how they're summoned."

Marie made a noise of understanding. "Then you're going in the right direction. There's a library ahead, if you take the next right." She huffed. "But if you wanted to know how Servants worked, you could have just asked! Chaldea's library should contain all of the information you need!"

And if it wasn't in the library, then chances were that Da Vinci had the answer.

"Even so, Madam Director, this is something I would like to read for myself, not have read to me," said Andersen. He adjusted his glasses. "Call it a quirk of mine, if you have to. The only way I'll retain the information properly is if I see it with my own eyes."

Marie muttered something uncharitable under her breath, but the microphone didn't quite pick it up, so I didn't catch exactly what she said.

True to her word, however, when we took the next right and continued down the hallway — once again, the only pathway available to us — we eventually found the only intact door we had yet encountered since we came down here. Even someone like me could tell immediately that it was warded, and that only seemed to excite Andersen.

"Yes!" he said eagerly. "The buzz of magical energy — a warded entrance to a library! It's entirely up to chance, of course, whether the information I'm looking for is in here, but if it's anywhere…!"

He made for the doorway, but I held my arm out in front of him. "Hold on a second."

Andersen looked up at me, brow furrowing, and I ignored him to cast my mind down the thread connecting me to Arash. Anything?

A few workshops,
he said, a dorm room, here and there, and one pathway that leads somewhere too far away for me to risk following it all the way, but no, nothing important. Whoever is trying to lead us wherever they want us to go, either they're trying to help us or they laid a lot of red herrings.

Either one was completely possible. And if they specifically wanted us to enter the library…

Come back, I ordered. Let's see what it is we're being led into.

"Arash didn't find anything," I said aloud. I let my arm drop. "Sir Mordred, since you have the highest Magic Resistance among us, you're going through the door first. Mash will be right behind you."

"Tch," Mordred scoffed. "Using me as a human shield, huh? Yeah, guess I can't blame ya. Fine."

"You said you were bored," I pointed out, "and you are the only one here in full plate."

"Ha!"

"Try not to break anything," Andersen said, only halfway teasing.

"Just watch me."

The doorknob squeaked as Mordred turned it, and the hinges of the heavy wooden door squealed as it opened, but as she stepped through the doorway and into the library beyond, nothing happened. No spell triggered and attempted to immolate her or anything like that. It was completely unremarkable.

Mordred grinned at us over one shoulder. "Looks like it's safe."

She stepped further in, and Rika sucked in a sudden breath — but still, nothing happened. There wasn't even the slightest flicker of magical energy in the air.

"The ward protecting the door was probably just meant to preserve the books inside," Marie explained. "It's a fairly standard measure, especially if the books are rare, old, and definitely if they're both."

Mash was next, and she gasped as she entered, head turning this way and that. "Oh wow…!"

And still, nothing happened. It looked like it was as safe as it was going to get, so the rest of us slowly filtered in through the doorway. What lay beyond was…actually the most normal looking part of the place we'd yet ventured to, a large, sprawling library that had an appearance not too dissimilar from Chaldea's, only smaller. It was lit by gas lamps, only they were the most consistent gas lamps I'd ever seen, casting a steady light across the wooden shelves and the books preserved therein.

If you had told me it was the oldest room in the Clock Tower, the only reason I wouldn't have believed it was because I knew there were older rooms and older places, because it looked like I had just stepped into a medieval university. It was all antique wood, glowing gold in the lamplight, and geometric patterns in the floor tiling, with books that had been hand bound and pages that had been hand cut and even a few shelves that were filled entirely with scrolls. The entire place had been built long before the Industrial Revolution had brought with it the machinery necessary to ensure perfectly standardized construction, and yet was still built to the perfectly exacting measurements one would expect of a master craftsman.

With a pang, I couldn't help the thought that Mom would have loved it.

Andersen made a beeline for one of the shelves immediately, but he'd barely pulled one of the books down before he froze.

"Oh," he said. "That will be a problem."

"Is something wrong?" asked Ritsuka.

Andersen nodded gravely. "The ward on the door, it's preventing these books from leaving this room."

"What?" said Marie. "Of course it is! Most of those books are first editions or hand-written research journals, hundreds of years old! Did you really think the Association would let just anyone come in and walk away with them?"

Mordred groaned. "So we have to stand here and wait until he finds the book he's looking for and then reads it?"

"If you're that eager for something to do, then guard the door," Andersen told her.

"Tch," she sneered. "You're not my Master, don't tell me what to do, Pipsqueak."

Nonetheless, she turned around and went back to the doorway, then folded her arms and leaned against the wall just outside of it. She looked like nothing so much as a disgruntled security officer grudgingly settling in for overtime, only this one happened to be all of five feet tall and wearing plate armor.

"Sir Mordred has something of a point," I said, addressing Andersen. "We don't have time for you to sit here all day and go through these books one by one. We have to be back at the apartment before noon."

"See?" Mordred called. "She agrees with me!"

"It won't take anywhere near that long, I assure you," said Andersen. "In fact, I'm fairly certain I should be able to find what I need fairly quickly. We'll be out of here before the end of the hour, I promise you that."

And as though that was the final word on the subject, he went back to the book he'd picked out and flipped it open. He'd barely started reading it, however, before snapping it shut, placing it back on the shelf, and pulling down another one. This one, too, he flipped open, turning pages so quickly that even someone like me, who read recreationally and finished books pretty fast, had trouble believing he was seeing more than a single word on each page.

Somehow, however, it seemed to be enough, because he'd gone through several pages in less than ten seconds, then decided that this wasn't the one he was looking for either and shut it with another muffled thump. It was replaced a second later with yet another book, and okay, if he was really getting through those that quickly — or at least finding out whether or not it was the book he was looking for that quickly — then while he wouldn't get through the entire library in a day, it might be enough to at least narrow down where he needed to search fast enough to find the right one.

"Wow," said Rika. "I've heard of speedreading, but someone hooked this guy up on nitro or something, because I've never seen someone read that fast. And I've seen Onii-chan cramming for entrance exams!"

Ritsuka didn't say a word, but the look he gave her spoke volumes for how unimpressed he was by the unflattering comparison.

"Perhaps I might assist him," Flamel said, meandering over towards another bookshelf. "I confess, I myself have something of an…academic curiosity about the subject of Servants and their summoning."

"Feel free," Andersen said without looking up. He went through another book, then put it back and grabbed what must have been his tenth in less than a minute. "But if you find the right one, make sure you share it with me. I need to make sure I don't miss anything relevant."

"Of course."

And Flamel joined him, meandering over to the opposite side of the library and picking up one of the books seemingly at random. I guess they each intended to search a side and meet somewhere in the middle by the end of it, in the hopes that they could cut down the possibilities as efficiently as possible.

Well. That was Flamel's logic, I was sure. I wasn't at all sure that Andersen had thought that far ahead.

"So…" Rika began uncertainly, "what do we do, then?"

What, indeed. Considering we didn't exactly have much else to do, we might as well lend them a hand.

"Pick a shelf and start reading," I said simply.

Rika groaned. "I was afraid she was going to say that!"

"Cheer up, Master," Emiya told her, smiling wryly, "many hands make light work, and all that."

Rika made a rude gesture in his direction, and Tohsaka squawked indignantly, as though Nursery Rhyme really was his daughter and he was trying to keep her from learning bad habits. I wondered how often he actually, really forgot and how much was a sort of reflex to her appearance, like being a father had gotten him used to censoring his and others' behavior when around children.

Speaking of…

"Jackie?" I said.

Jackie looked up at me. "Yes, Mommy?"

"Why don't you and Alice go explore for a little bit?" I suggested to her. "See if you can find out anything else about what happened down here. Just don't go so far that you can't make it back here fast enough when it's time to go."

Jackie smiled. "Okay!"

"Hey, don't I have a say in that?" Tohsaka demanded. "I'm a Master of Chaldea, too, aren't I? However temporarily! Shouldn't I be the one giving orders to my own Servant?"

I looked at him, resisting the impulse to arch an eyebrow. "My mistake. Do you have any objections to sending Alice out with Jackie to investigate the situation throughout the rest of the Clock Tower, Tohsaka?"

There was a moment of silence, and then he glowered, seeming as much upset about the fact he didn't have anything to say as he was about not being asked. "…No. Alice, go with Jackie. Tell me immediately if you find anything suspicious."

"Okay, Papa!" Alice said brightly. She went over to join Jackie, and then the two of them left the room, giggling to each other all the while, as though they really were exactly what they looked like. They passed a returning Arash on the way out, who stepped to the side to let them by, and Mordred, who watched them go distrustfully.

"I miss anything?" he asked.

"Nothing important," I told him. "We're trying to find the right book for Andersen now. We were all about to pitch in to see if we couldn't make this go faster."

"Under protest," Rika grumbled.

"I see," said Arash. "Well, no reason why I can't chip in and make this go faster, is there?"

"There's such a thing as being too gracious, you know," said Andersen without looking up from his book. He snapped it shut again and replaced it. "If you're always willing to help out, then it's only a matter of time until someone takes advantage of you."

Arash didn't even flinch, he just smiled. "I know. But there's never anything wrong with helping people, is there?"

Emiya was the one who startled, and then he sighed, "Damn. I should know you well enough by now to expect a line like that out of your mouth, but it still caught me by surprise."

Andersen just chuckled. "More self-awareness. It's starting to make sense to me why it was that you were the one that girl summoned."

Now we were officially starting in on territory that I didn't want touched.

"Come on," I said. I picked a bookshelf at random and walked over to it, grabbing the first book that caught my eye. "The sooner we find what we're looking for, the sooner we can get out of here and get back to the apartment to plan our next move."

"That one, I can actually agree with," said Rika. She went to find a bookshelf of her own to explore, and her brother followed suit, and shortly thereafter, so did Mash. Arash chose one closer to me, and Emiya went over to join Rika. It left Tohsaka to pick one somewhere in the middle.

With all of us on the job looking for this book, the room fell into a relative silence, broken only by the flutter of pages being turned, the soft thump of books closing, and the hiss of them being taken from or returned to their shelves. It quickly became apparent to me, however, that at least us Masters would be almost completely useless for finding the book Andersen wanted, because we just couldn't check them and go through them anywhere nearly as quickly as he and Flamel were, and even Flamel wasn't nearly as fast as Andersen himself.

I wasn't sure if the twins realized it, too, and I didn't say anything. Better that we were doing something and feeling at least somewhat useful than to have to stand around and wait the entire time with nothing to do except watch and hope it would be over quickly. At least I had other things I could do simultaneously, like sending my bugs out to explore as many of the nearby rooms as sat within my range.

Even that wasn't particularly useful, though. What wound up hidden behind the collapsed doorways and the piles of debris was only corpses, sitting out and left to rot in the aftermath of whatever had rampaged through here. Surely not the same overlarge Helter Skelter that wrecked the British Museum, if only because it wouldn't have fit down here in the tunnels, but whatever it was hadn't left behind any identifying marks or clues to find, so I really wasn't finding anything out that we hadn't known before.

This entire Singularity seemed to exist for the sole purpose of frustrating me.

How long we stayed there looking, I wasn't sure. Not long enough to run into the timer I'd set to let us know we needed to make our way back to Jekyll's apartment, but the minutes felt interminable, and after the first few books, the others started to run together. It was all mostly over my head to begin with, talking about concepts that I barely understood, if I understood them at all, and written like a collegiate textbook in the best cases, and the nonsensical rambling of a lunatic in the worst.

The guy who talked about how to preserve the brain for study so that the subject could remain fully conscious throughout read like he could have been Bonesaw's long lost uncle, and two pages of it was two pages too many.

Some of these had to be way too old to be what we were looking for, though. One of the scrolls I found was written in Ancient Greek, and it took a few seconds for Chaldea's translation program to convert it into something intelligible for me. I had to double check when I realized it had been written by Pythagoras, a treatise on the use of symbolism in formulcraft and its relation to Kabbalah, and I had to admit, it made too much sense that he was actually a mage all along.

I was starting to get desensitized to the nonsense. I wasn't sure if that said more about me or my circumstances.

"Aha!" Andersen suddenly shouted. "I found it!"

Everyone startled and turned to look at him.

"What?" asked Rika, who sounded like she had just been about to doze off.

"The relevant text — and some interesting books on other topics, as well," he said, grinning broadly. "Not only the burning question that has plagued me since my summoning, but also some more personal matters that I took the chance to read up on."

"Wait," said Marie, her voice rising with each word, "you wasted time looking up more than just what you needed?"

"Of course," Andersen answered. "Incidentally, I should thank you for giving me the time to do that. I wouldn't have ever gotten another chance at this."

"How long ago could we have been out of here?" Rika despaired.

"You're on a time limit!" Marie agreed. "This is no time for recreational reading!"

It might have been remarkable that the two of them were actually of the same mind on the issue if I wasn't thinking much the same.

"Perhaps it might be for the best to simply get directly to the point?" Flamel suggested.

"Yes, of course," said Andersen. "Brevity is the soul of wit, and all that. So. The relationship between Servants and Heroic Spirits is something of a paradox, don't you think? Heroic Spirits are beings both real and fictional, those who existed as historical fact and those whose existences cannot be confirmed after everyone who could feasibly have witnessed them is gone. Servants, however, are 'real' beings, manifested in a container called a Class, able to interact with the world and with people. Something like that, however, could not possibly be accomplished by the power of a human being alone, could it? The amount of magical energy necessary to make it possible boggles the mind."

"We know this already," Marie said, annoyed. "Yes — the FATE System is what Chaldea uses to summon Servants, based upon the Holy Grail Ritual from Fuyuki. The Classes we use are derived from that model."

"Are they?" Andersen challenged. "The ritual of summoning Heroic Spirits into containers called Classes and making them compete for the prize of the Holy Grail — doesn't that idea strike you as strange at all? To put that much effort into bringing things into this world that shouldn't properly belong, only to force them to fight each other to the death, wouldn't it simply be more efficient to use the gathered magical energy to, as they say, cut out the middleman?"

"Not necessarily," a new voice chimed in.

"Miss Da Vinci!" Mash cried at the same time as the twins said, "Da Vinci!"

"Oh my," said Andersen. "Do I actually have the pleasure of speaking with the one and only genius of the Renaissance, Leonardo da Vinci?"

"You do," said Da Vinci, sounding amused. "Your theory isn't necessarily wrong on its face, Mister Andersen, but it's missing a degree of context. The system of the Fuyuki Grail isn't designed solely for the purpose of gathering the energy of the Heroic Spirits to fuel it, but rather, when the defeated Servants return to the Throne of Heroes after a wish is made, the minute hole they leave in their wake is the intended function of the Grail in the first place. That is, by pushing through that hole and outside the world, it is possible not only to bend the rules that normally govern reality, but for a magus to reach the Akashic Records."

"It is?" Marie asked incredulously. "But my father —"

"Wished for no such thing, no," said Da Vinci. "The results of the Fuyuki Holy Grail War which Marisbury Animusphere participated in have been wiped from the records, but I think we can safely say that he would not have achieved the dream of all magi and then walked away empty-handed, if at all."

"Wait," said Tohsaka, "are you saying there was a Holy Grail War in Fuyuki?"

"Just the one, according to our records," was the answer he was given. "It occurred far after your time, Mister Tohsaka, and there isn't anything you could do to change the outcome, so there's no point in worrying about it."

Tohsaka scowled, unsatisfied.

"But therein lies the problem, doesn't it?" said Andersen. "The creators of the Holy Grail War and the system that makes it possible, how was it that they stumbled onto the idea of using Servants in the first place? It's something of a counterintuitive leap, isn't it? And these Singularities — you've said that the Counter Force intervenes, summoning Servants to resolve the issue. Presumably, by using the mechanism of these Holy Grails to create a loophole of sorts. But what if that's not it at all?"

"Of course it isn't," said Marie, and she definitely sounded annoyed now. "Did you think this was going to be some incredible revelation? Just how incompetent do you think we are? The Servant summoning ritual was originally a ritual for the purpose of summoning what we know of as Grand Servants, Heroic Spirits of incredible power meant to tackle the greatest of threats to human survival. The ritual used in Fuyuki — and therefore our own ritual used by the FATE System — is just a derivative, meant to call easier, cheaper Servants for the sole fact that only the Counter Force itself has the power necessary to call a Grand."

Andersen deflated, but Rika was immediately on alert. "Wait, what? So then, why haven't we met one of these Grand guys yet? I've faced enough tentacle monsters, thank you very much!"

That was a good question. And unfortunately, when I gave it any thought, I was pretty sure I had the answer.

"Because despite everything," I said, "these Singularities still aren't a great enough threat to warrant it."

I thought of a golden man, firing blasts of golden light, of an army arrayed against him, fighting desperately just to survive long enough to find a way to defeat him. Of a single young woman in the middle of all of that, barely able to string any thoughts together other than whatever it took to win.

If even that hadn't brought a Grand Servant to the field, then something that could be handled without needing to sacrifice anywhere near that much wouldn't bring one out either.

"Unfortunately, Taylor has the right of it," said Da Vinci apologetically. "Everything you've encountered so far is something that ordinary Servants could handle, even if it required multiple at once to deal with. The sort of situation that would require a Grand Servant's intervention… At that point, Chaldea would essentially be relegated to sitting on the sidelines and watching. Any efforts you could put out would be ineffective."

"So this entire time," said Andersen, wiping a hand down his face, "I could have just asked…"

"I told you," said Marie, "Chaldea's library would have any information you needed about Servants and how they work! That wasn't just an empty boast!"

"I'm sorry, Mister Andersen," said Mash.

Andersen grunted, and Flamel sighed. "It seems that this trip of ours was just a waste of time, then."

I wouldn't go that far.

"It wasn't," I told him. "We might not have found the cause of the Association's elimination, but we've discovered several important things. Firstly, whoever came here did, in fact, come to destroy the Association, and they succeeded at least well enough to send the rest into hiding. Secondly, someone else may have come down here after them, knowing that we would eventually come to investigate, and they led us directly to this room."

"The question that we have to ask then is why," said Emiya. "What do we think they wanted us to do in here?"

It was tempting to call it a trap, but if it was one, it was a very poor trap. Nothing had happened once we got past the animated grimoires that came out of the entrance, so either the goal was to funnel us away from the points of interest — not impossible, but seeming increasingly less likely every minute that I explored the rooms around us — or to keep us on track for whatever it was we were supposed to find in here.

The trouble was, if there were two different parties involved in all of this, and one of them happened to be on our side but didn't want to make contact for whatever reason, then what exactly were we supposed to find? Was this it? The book Andersen was looking for, the one that detailed the nature of the summoning ritual? Or was there something else?

It felt like a reach, like I was looking too far into things for something that wasn't there, but on the off chance a mysterious ally had led us down this path, then how the hell were we supposed to know what we were meant to find?

"…I can't think of anything," Ritsuka admitted.

"Nope!" Rika agreed. "You'd think Mystery Man could've put up a neon sign or something, because I've got no idea!"

Flamel sighed. "Unfortunately…"

Yeah.

"Maybe just us realizing there was someone else helping from the outside was the point," Arash suggested.

I didn't have any better ideas.

Jackie? I said, reaching down the thread connecting me to her. Bring Alice and come on back. It's time to go.

Okay, Mommy!
Jackie replied.

"Whatever the case, we can't afford to spend all day in here looking for something that we might not find," I said. "We'll head back to the apartment and use the afternoon to track —"

Movement outside suddenly caught my attention, and I turned my mind fully to Huginn's senses, looking through his eyes to find out what had decided to poke around the area.

I didn't need to look too hard. He wasn't even trying to hide.

"Senpai?" asked Ritsuka. "Is something wrong?"

Standing outside the ruins of the museum, waiting just inside the mangled gate and staring up at the wreckage and the rubble, there was a man. Middle-aged, handsome, with long, black hair and a white robe. He was surrounded on all sides by a platoon of Helter Skelter, automata, and homunculi, but especially the homunculi, all looking larger and more grotesque than all the others we'd dealt with up until now.

He was exactly how the twins had described him, almost exactly how I'd pictured him in my mind.

"Heads up," I said sharply, "we've got company."

Paracelsus von Hohenheim.
— o.0.O.O.0.o —​
So this is, in FGO canon, where the first hints are really laid about the existence of Grand Servants and what their purpose is, and also therefore the moment where FGO retcons the Servant Summoning Ritual into something that existed long before the Holy Grail War and for vastly different purposes.

First problem, here in Hereafter, Romani mentions Grand Servants when talking about King Solomon all the way back during the debrief after Fuyuki. So Chaldea has, in this story, long since been established as knowing about Grand Servants.

Second problem, it felt like suggesting Chaldea was a little too incompetent to say they didn't know about Grands or even that the Servant Summoning Ritual was originally constructed for the purpose of summoning them to fight a great threat. Especially since it's a library in the Clock Tower where Hans finds this information, which means that there's no reason Chaldea shouldn't know it already.

Of course, this lore probably would have been introduced way earlier in canon, if Nasu had been fully involved in FGO's storyline all the way through.
Next — Chapter CXLIV: Wayward Student
"My dear boy, that is exactly why the Philosopher's Stone should not exist."
 
Chapter CXLIV: Wayward Student
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Chapter CXLIV: Wayward Student

It would be an exaggeration to say that Paracelsus didn't move as we made our way back out of the Clock Tower's bowels, but not by much. He was unquestionably waiting for something, and the obvious answer was us, because the idea that he would be meeting one of his coconspirators out in the open like this in the middle of the morning before the mist rolled in was frankly laughable.

And if he was confident enough to do that, then there was something else going on that we really needed to be worried about.

No one else materialized, however. Paracelsus remained alone with his troupe of mindless underlings, watching the museum expectantly. It didn't take much thought to conclude that he knew we were down there, although I wasn't quite sure how. Had we tripped an alarm they left behind somehow? Were he and the others alerted the minute we went down into the Clock Tower? With Flamel on our side, there shouldn't have been any way we could miss something like that, but I guess if it was subtle enough, then maybe it really could fly right under our radar.

"Is he still there?" Ritsuka asked as we walked.

"Yes," I answered. "He hasn't moved."

"So the bastard really does know we're down here," Mordred concluded.

"It looks that way."

"A spy?" muttered Tohsaka.

"Don't be absurd," Andersen replied. "Every single person here is dedicated to the cause of resolving this Singularity," he slanted a meaningful look at Jackie, "or at least dedicated to the cause to which their Master is dedicated."

Jackie just gave him a queer look, like she didn't quite understand what point he was making.

"Perhaps not that kind of spy," Flamel said, "but we would be neglectful to continue assuming that the enemy does not have collaborators here among the London populace, much like we do." He grimaced. "Or perhaps they simply added a layer into the bounded field protecting the entrance, and were alerted when we crossed it."

"You wouldn't have noticed it?" Mash asked curiously. There wasn't a single accusation in her voice.

"Not necessarily," Flamel allowed. "And even if I had, I think I would have assumed it was a natural part of the Association's defenses. They are indeed a paranoid lot, after all."

At this point, I guess the how of it wasn't quite important. I wanted to be able to say that we could judge it based upon if or how he reacted when we left the Clock Tower, passing through the boundary again, but with the museum destroyed, he would be able to see us without any help from an alarm placed upon the entrance.

It wasn't impossible that there was a traitor amongst us, but most of the group, I could personally vouch for, and most of the rest, they were contracted with us, which meant they couldn't be the enemy's Servants. The only real exemptions were Flamel and Andersen, but at this point, Flamel had passed up so many opportunities to screw us over I had trouble even mustering the desire to suspect him, and Andersen…

Well, a good spy did his best to ingratiate himself with his targets. Andersen hadn't been shy about any of his opinions at any point since we'd first met him, and he'd been perfectly willing to get on my nerves as he pleased. That really only left Tohsaka and Nursery Rhyme, but they'd been in our presence so constantly that they hadn't had a chance to make contact and report in with Paracelsus.

The most likely explanation was that we really had just tripped some kind of alarm that they'd hidden too well for us to notice. Occam's Razor.

"How do we want to handle this?" Ritsuka asked.

A good question. If the only objective was to get out while his attention was elsewhere, or even just eliminate him as quickly as possible, then there were a couple of different ways we could do that. Split up the party, send one of our Archers out to set up a nest, and have him distract or eliminate Paracelsus before we even made our way all the way to the end.

But that wasn't our only objective.

"You said he volunteered his name when you fought him," I began, "that he talked about his fake Jack being a failed Demi-Servant attempt."

"He did," said Ritsuka. "He didn't tell us everything, but he gave us more than I would have expected him to, Senpai."

"Three whole paragraphs of exposition," Rika added unhelpfully. What was that supposed to mean, three whole paragraphs?

Whatever. That wasn't the point.

"Then I think we should give him another chance," I went on. "See if we can't get him to talk more about his allies and their plans for Project Demonic Fog. Maybe he'll even give us their names."

Mordred snorted. "You really think he's gonna do something that stupid?"

"They always start monologuing, Mo-chan," said Rika. "It's, like, Villainy 101 or something. 'First thing: explain your plan to the good guys whenever you have the chance.' No one's read the Evil Overlord list!"

"There's a list?" Tohsaka asked incredulously.

Rika nodded sagely. "Of course!"

"I think we lose nothing by giving it a try," I said, getting things back on track. Nothing except the element of surprise, but Paracelsus didn't even seem to notice Huginn, so there were plenty of ways we could keep a few aces in the hole and spring them on him the instant a fight was on the verge of breaking out.

"Sounds like it's worth a shot to me," said Arash.

"We'll do whatever Mommy says," said Jackie.

Emiya huffed a short breath. "Alright. I'm not sure even this guy will be that forthcoming about his secret plans, but if it works, then I won't have any complaints. Do we have a plan for how we're going to do that?"

In fact, I did.

"The first thing we're going to do," I said, "is test exactly how accurate his information is. If he can't actually tell how many people we had with us — Servants and Masters alike — when we came in, then that gives us plenty of opportunity to set up an ambush of our own…"

I laid out the basic principles of the plan as we walked, making sure to keep a close eye on Paracelsus all the while. Thankfully, however, it seemed he wasn't able to hear what we were talking about, because he gave no indication he was eavesdropping on our impromptu planning session, which would hopefully mean that we could catch him by surprise from the start.

In fact, he didn't react at any point as we kept walking back down the damp, stone hallways of the Clock Tower, not until we got to the end and started making our way back up to ground level. Whatever else he and his allies might have done when they were wiping out the Association, it seemed that they hadn't left more than a token effort behind to keep track of anyone who came to investigate it.

That gave us something of an advantage.

So when we came up out of the stairwell that connected the British Museum to its magical underbelly, several of our Servants had turned to spirit form and Tohsaka and Nursery Rhyme stayed behind, hiding on the stairs just out of sight. If we could get the opportunity to pull attention away from the museum, the two of them could sneak out and pin Paracelsus' group between us.

Of course, Paracelsus himself had to make that just a little bit harder by stepping closer to talk, with his platoon following in lockstep, although he at least did us the courtesy of letting us get clear of the rubble instead of forcing us to stand in it. An enemy with manners — would wonders never cease?

"It seems that it truly was your group that came here today," he said. His voice was surprisingly deep, because his appearance made him seem soft spoken. "Perhaps that was to be expected. It was inevitable that you would come to investigate the events that took place here."

"Paracelsus," Ritsuka said evenly.

Paracelsus looked us over, his eyes honing in on me. "And it seems you have brought with you more allies of yours — another human, another Master? Unfortunate, and yet fortunate. Our attempt to thin your numbers has evidently failed, and yet I am glad another life was not lost unnecessarily."

What?

"Strange talk from the man responsible for all of the death in this city," I said, giving nothing of my thoughts away. "Aren't you returning to the scene of the crime right now yourself?"

"Eliminating the Association was an unfortunate necessity," he said solemnly. "Their interference would have caused too many problems. I regret that it was unavoidable, but my responsibility is only tangential. I was not involved. I'm sorry all the same."

Then he obviously wasn't the man behind the Helter Skelter. Not that I'd really thought so to begin with, because it just didn't fit his skill set, but confirmation was always useful. Of the remaining two, the homunculi were far more likely to be creations of his than the automata.

"It was B or M, then," said Ritsuka, more a statement than a question.

"Yes."

But Paracelsus didn't give away more than that so effortlessly. Whether he realized we were trying to get information out of him and was only giving us the stuff that he thought was useless or if he really didn't know we were fishing, it could have gone either way. His expression wasn't exactly a poker face so much as he was just a bit…spacey. Like his mind wasn't all the way there in that moment.

"Forgive me for interrupting," said Flamel, stepping forward to the front of our group, "but you offer something of a conundrum, Paracelsus. Your actions in this place comport neither with your words nor with what history remembers of your character. You are, in a word, off."

Paracelsus blinked at him for a moment, and then took in a sharp breath through his nose. "Master."

He dipped his head respectfully.

"Master?" the twins and Mash all echoed simultaneously. I had to do the swarm equivalent of biting my tongue to keep myself from joining them.

"I thought you didn't have any students," Emiya accused, eyeing Flamely suspiciously.

"I did not," said Flamel. "Moreover, I was already dead for the better part of a century before the man known as Paracelsus von Hohenheim was born. This will be the first time we have ever shared the same air, let alone words with each other."

Did he mean another kind of Master, then? It wasn't conventional, and I didn't think they had Command Spells the way we did, but we'd seen Servants serving as Masters for other Servants in previous Singularities by virtue of possessing that Singularity's Grail.

The thought fell flat. Again, Flamel might not have proven himself above suspicion, but he'd had ample opportunity to actually do something suspicious, and he hadn't taken any of them. There was a point where I was going to have to just call it paranoia to jump to the worst possibility every time something even slightly questionable popped up.

"Forgive me for my presumption," Paracelsus said. "It is true — you and I have never spoken before today, nor even met face to face. But…I know you well, through your works. It was only thanks to what I learned from you, my great master, that I was able to achieve the wonders of my lifetime." He pressed a hand to his chest, fingers splayed. "My advances in alchemy, and indeed, even the crafting of the Philosopher's Stone, they were all made possible only through extensive study of your research."

"Philosopher's Stone?" the three parroted again.

"But you said you never made one!" Rika protested, turning to Flamel.

I thought the more interesting implication was that Paracelsus had made one. Did that mean he was stashing it somewhere in this Singularity or on his person? Were they using it to supplement the Grail, wherever they were hiding that?

If we found it, could we use it to heal Team A and the rest of the injured Master candidates?

"I never said that I didn't investigate the subject," Flamel corrected gently. Firmer and to Paracelsus, he continued, "If that is all true, then you must have somehow found and accessed my unpublished notes. I had assumed the Association neither knew nor cared what I had studied and discovered over the course of my life. It is becoming all the more apparent to me, however, that they seem to have gone to great effort to preserve my works."

"Yes," was Paracelsus' simple answer. "It was your Treatise on the Process of Refinement through Fixation that inspired me to devote myself to the craft of alchemy. Had I not read that, I'm not certain I would have followed the same path through life. My every success thereafter can be laid at your feet."

Flamel, contrary to this praise, only seemed embarrassed. "I never expected that particular work to see the light of day. I never got around to cleaning up the draft or incorporating all of my notes, and, well, quite frankly, at that point, I had already decided that all of my accomplishments would die with me."

"And yet, if your research had been more widely known, there is much good it could have done for the world," Paracelsus argued, and the dull look gave way to incensed passion. "Imagine — every person alive with a Philosopher's Stone, who could live for as long as they desired and for whom money was no concern. Disease — eradicated! Poverty and starvation — a thing of the past! Mankind would have all of the tools necessary to break free of their endless suffering!"

"People choose precisely the things which are worst for them," Rika muttered.

Flamel looked at Paracelsus sadly. "My dear boy, that is exactly why the Philosopher's Stone should not exist."

Paracelsus came up short. "What?"

"The world you speak of may eventually have come, but it would have been a terrible, horrific struggle in the interim," Flamel explained. "The already privileged would have hoarded the wealth and longevity for themselves and left the rest of mankind to scrounge for the scraps. Every economy the world over would have collapsed, and an all new kind of fiefdom would have arisen in the aftermath. War and famine on a scale never before seen would have erupted, and countless lives would have been lost." He sighed. "A world where the Philosopher's Stone could be mass-produced would have been a nightmare."

My lips pulled to one side. How ironic that I would find someone with the same outlook on people that I had in a man who had never once in his life had to fight for it — although, I suppose, he had been in Paris for the majority of the Hundred Years' War, hadn't he? Maybe his life hadn't been so relatively carefree after all.

"But the world that came out the other side would be a paradise!" Paracelsus seemed almost to be pleading with Flamel, begging him to see things from his point of view. "The overall state of the human condition would be one of peace and prosperity! No more suffering, no more inequality, no longer a need to fear an inevitable end!"

"There will always be inequality," Flamel said solemnly. "There will always be suffering and pain. All you would have done would be to increase the gap between the fortunate and the unfortunate and cause untold damage to innumerable bystanders. The end result you imagine is nothing more than fantasy." He shook his head. "Better to ease that suffering in more realistic manners. Contribute to the overall welfare in smaller ways so that the world is not plunged into greater chaos."

Paracelsus' face shut down again. "I see. Then no matter what, you would have opposed us. There is no world where you and I might have joined forces for the betterment of mankind."

Once again, I had to do the swarm equivalent of biting my tongue. Betterment of mankind? Just what was he trying to do that he thought this Singularity could accomplish anything of the sort? Was he always that delusional, or had his Master — if it was a Demon God the way we were assuming — messed with his head that badly?

"The costs are simply too great," said Flamel. "Moreover, I cannot even begin to fathom how this Project Demonic Fog of yours could ever be for the betterment of mankind. Paracelsus — whatever path it is you walk now, it is a cruel and callous path, lined with the bodies of the dead and soaked in the blood of the innocent."

"That is true. There is no way that this could ever result in anything except suffering," Paracelsus acknowledged. "In that case, perhaps it is all for the better that you are here. Yes — my own mind has already been compromised. My thought processes are all in disarray. My logic is flawed. I cannot close my eyes to the obvious: the process which we have used to suborn other Servants has already been used on me."

My eyes narrowed on him, even as he closed his own for a brief moment. So there was a process of some kind, a procedure. We'd been assuming that there had to be something they were doing to convince the likes of Paracelsus to obey whatever mad scheme had been cooked up to destroy this era, but did they have more than one?

After all, the Jeanne Alter of the Orléans Singularity had simply slapped Madness Enhancement on everyone and called it a day. This, whatever it was that had been done to him, seemed…not necessarily more subtle, but softer. Less brute force.

"If the Demon God is named Nazara, I'm quitting," Rika muttered.

Her brother groaned softly.

"Master Flamel," Paracelsus began, "you have already given me much throughout my life, and I owe you a debt that I could never hope to pay. Even still, I must beg you to do this one more thing for me, though I have no right to make such a selfish request."

A dagger — really more of a short sword, with a broad, double-edged blade and a hilt wrapped intricately in leather — materialized in his hand, and he brandished it.

"Chastise your wayward student," he said, eyes clearer than they had been since he started talking. "Punish me for straying from your wisdom and your teachings. You, more than anyone else, have the right to correct my sins and my transgressions, and so it must be you who does it."

Flamel heaved a deep sigh. "And so, it falls to me to take responsibility for your deviancy, as the one who set you on the path you have walked, is that what you mean to say? Very well."

He stepped further forward and away from the group, towards Paracelsus, almost like some strange mimicry of an Old West duel. I resisted the urge to frown. Of all the people I would have thought would engage in that sort of thing, he was pretty close to the bottom of the list. Had he forgotten what our plan was?

"Flamel?" Ritsuka asked.

Flamel paused, and over his shoulder, said, "Forgive me, my friends. I know this is a terribly selfish request in light of the circumstances, but all the same…I would like you to let me handle this myself."

"Abe…" Rika said softly.

It wasn't like we could stop him, if he really got insistent about it. We hadn't formed a contract, so we couldn't force the issue with Command Spells, and after this was all over, I think it would be safe to say we could trust him as much as we could ever trust him. For now, however, he was entirely self-reliant.

Damn it. Fine. If it was going to happen anyway, better to present a unified front against the enemy, because there was no telling if either of the other two were watching. If it was me, I know I would have been.

"How sure are you that you can beat him?" I asked. I wished I could have done it silently, to maintain that image of unflappable surety.

"Absolutely," he answered confidently. Quieter, he added, "I don't believe he intends to fight me seriously. I think, perhaps, that he wants to be defeated."

Maybe he did. Paracelsus wasn't exactly incoherent, but he seemed at war with himself — espousing both an idealistic vision of saving mankind, and a sentence later, admitting that Project Demonic Fog wouldn't do anything of the sort. If there was some…internal war taking place between his natural inclinations and whatever conditioning the enemy had subjected him to in order to make him obey, then maybe all he wanted was someone to put him out of his misery.

I wasn't going to take my chances on that, but at least Flamel was asking us to let him handle it instead of going off without even discussing it first and forcing us to adapt around him. In that regard, he was already being better about this than Aífe and Cúchulainn had been.

Jackie, I said, reaching down the thread connecting me to her, wait until I give the order. Sit back and watch until then, okay?

Okay, Mommy!
Jackie replied. I wished I could peek through her eyes, but she was in spirit form, so she didn't have eyes to peek through just then.

Aloud, I said, "Handle this quickly. We can't waste the whole day on a single fight."

"Of course," Flamel said. He walked further forward, putting distance between us and him. "I have no intention of dragging this out any further than absolutely necessary. Needless suffering accomplishes nothing."

"Tch," said Mordred, and she let her sword drop heavily so that the tip struck the ground. "Guess that means I gotta sit this one out. Never woulda expected Gramps of all people to go for this kind of thing."

"Senpai," whispered Rika, "is this really okay? After all, the plan…"

"It's fine," I lied.

"This is something he has to do himself," Ritsuka added.

Maybe so. But the instant the Helter Skelter decided to interfere, so were we.

When Flamel stopped, there was something like twenty feet between him and Paracelsus. Plenty of space for a human, but for a Servant, they might as well have been standing nose to nose.

"Well?" he said, his voice as hard and firm as it had been when we fought Jackie yesterday. "You were the one who wanted this, Paracelsus. I assume, then, that you wouldn't mind if I make the first move?"

"It is only proper," Paracelsus agreed.

That was all the more warning Flamel gave him, because he suddenly clapped his hands together, red light flowing from between his fingers, and the ground around him leapt into motion, roiling, bulging, and finally, surging up and out as the stone twisted and lengthened as thought it was wet clay. Paracelsus threw himself to the side and swept his short sword upwards. I saw nothing except the glow of the jewel in his weapon's hilt, but the thin, pointed end of Flamel's stone pillar — aimed to pierce where Paracelsus' head had just been — was cut off and fell to the ground with the crack of heavy stone.

"Superb!" said Paracelsus. "Material transformation with such speed and precision — but, Master, surely something so basic cannot be the best you can do!"

He spouted an incantation in a language I didn't recognize, and the gem in the hilt of his dagger glowed again, a fraction of a second before a beam of light shot out from the tip like a laser. The ground in front of Flamel rose in a familiar way, becoming a wall, but Flamel didn't wait behind it for the laser to strike. Instead, the ground beneath his feet moved and flowed in a wave of motion, a bulge rising up and moving to the side with Flamel atop it. He rode it like a surfer and let it carry him around his own wall, avoiding the beam that burrowed through it, and came to a stop to the left of his enemy.

The broken wall shifted and morphed, warping. A pair of arms, a solid base with a rotational mechanism, a long shaft like a runway. The stone changed color, turned a honeyed brown and became wood so that the arms could flex, and a string wound around the shaft and met at the end of either arm as a pointed arrow formed along it.

In less than a second, a ballista stood where the wall had just been.

It took aim at Paracelsus and fired in the same motion, and Paracelsus spat out a hasty incantation as he swung his sword around again. The gem glowed a third time, and a whirlwind whipped up, tugging at the grass and the Helter Skelter, strong enough I could feel it from where I was standing. The arrow was only barely knocked off course, flying up and over his shoulder instead, and one of the Helter Skelter flew back as the heavy bolt punched clean through its front chest plate and out the back.

Paracelsus just smiled. "Exquisite! Yes, that is more impressive! Shape transformation, material transmutation, remote locomotion — and all with such speed! As expected of a master alchemist!"

Flamel grimaced and paused. "I see. Your Azoth Sword — it is a conduit for your elemental magecraft. Combined with your own talent for reciting your incantations with such speed, you can act and react nearly instantly. Your reputation is well-earned, Paracelsus."

So he had noticed it, too, the way the gem glowed every time Paracelsus cast a spell. I wasn't quite sure how I could have told him if I had to, not without Paracelsus noticing me do it.

"I'm honored by your praise," said Paracelsus. "It is to be expected that a magus as talented as you are would be able to see through me so quickly."

"Not nearly so incredible as you make it sound," said Flamel. "Merely simple logic and basic observation. There are only so many ways to get around the normal limitations of spellcasting, after all."

"Indeed." Paracelsus lifted his sword and pointed it at Flamel. "O' Flame."

A burst of fire exploded right next to Flamel's ear, and he gasped, flinching away from it, but not fast enough to avoid the brunt of the damage as he staggered to the side. The entire left side of his face was an angry red, with his beard burned away and singed and his eye fused shut. His ear had been rendered little more than a stump, leaking red blood.

"Flamel!" Rika cried, alarmed. Her brother didn't say anything, but his hands balled into tight fists.

But Flamel seemed entirely unconcerned, glaring out of his remaining eye, and I remembered what he'd said about how his Noble Phantasm worked. There was no way something like this would be enough to beat him.

"Yes," Flamel grunted, "I suppose that is the next logical step, isn't it?"

Red light flowed over his skin, and before our eyes, his wounds disappeared and his face returned to normal, beard and all. Even the damage done to his clothing was undone, vanishing without a trace.

The gem glowed — "O' Wind" — and Paracelsus swung his sword. Flamel threw himself to the side, and an invisible blade sliced clean through his cloak instead of his chest. He turned the action around and pressed his hands to the ground. Red light shone from his hands again, and the stone around Paracelsus rose up again in the shape of bars like a cage. They twisted around, spiraling, and pulled tighter —

"O' Earth."

— but the gem glowed from between the gaps, and the bars fell away as their bases cracked and crumbled. Flamel's lips moved, and although I couldn't hear it from where I was standing, my brain supplied the sound of his tongue clicking.

He didn't waste time on expletives or recriminations. Instead, one hand swept to the side, and the bars fused back to the ground as their bases became steel plates and they themselves turned into chains with spikes upon every link.

A sweep of the sword. "O' Fire." The chains were engulfed, heating rapidly until they were cherry red. "O' Water." And just as suddenly, they were doused in water, hissing as steam billowed off of them. "O' Wind." The chains were whipped about and torn from their anchors, then thrown away from Paracelsus, impotent.

Back and forth, they went, trading attacks almost like they were taking turns. Paracelsus wielded the elements as though they were an extra limb (or four), throwing balls of fire, blades of wind, and spears of ice with simple, one-word incantations, but Flamel didn't seem to have the same sort of luxury. He stuck to transforming and transmuting the material around him, turning the ground into pillars that lashed out across the distance like fists, dust into gunpowder that ignited in a cloud around Paracelsus, and the melted remnants of Paracelsus' ice into a minefield of jagged grass.

None of it worked. They each countered the other with casual indifference, blocking what they didn't want to deal with, dismantling what they didn't want to block, and dispelling what could be easily dispelled. It was like watching a tennis match where the ball was constantly changing form, and neither side had any trouble hitting it back to the other's court.

And then Flamel tried something a little more complicated again, forming a cannon out of the stone at his feet that belched out flame and smoke and a cannonball that broke and shattered into hundreds of deadly fragments as they flew across the distance. Paracelsus simply waved his sword and said, "O' Earth," and they disintegrated into a puff of dust that peppered his robe and slid off.

A brief moment of stillness passed.

"So that's how it is, is it?" Flamel said, grimacing. "Good grief. I'm not a young man anymore, you know. Asking me to put my all into this is just unreasonable."

His lips pulled back into a snarl, and he pushed down on the ground as though he was trying to dig his fingers through the solid stone. Red light crackled, grew brighter, and as an enormous surge of magical energy spewed out of Flamel in such quantities that it washed over me like a wave, bolts of it jolted all across the courtyard — to no apparent effect.

For a brief second, the world held its breath.

And then the earth beneath us shook ("What's happening?" Rika squeaked) and the museum behind us rumbled as though the echo of its collapse was only now reaching us. The twins turned around to look, but I resisted the urge to use my own eyes and instead had Huginn turn his to see what it was that was going on behind me.

The broken columns melted, the smashed brick turned to sludge, the fragments of shattered glass liquefied, and they all flowed up and towards the center like molten lava, congregating on a central point. Where they met, a shape began to form, first a pair of feet from the toes up, then ankles and calves, then a familiar armored skirt, a cuirass shaped like a chiseled man's chest with swirling patterns swooping in lines across the pectorals and abs, a pair of bare arms and forearms protected by bracers emblazoned with the Flamel in stark relief.

"Holy shit, Gramps," said Mordred.

"He really is Old Man Ed!" Rika burst out.

In the hands, a rounded shield as large as the torso also depicted the crucified snake and a long shaft ending in a bladed point — a spear. Next, a neck, thickly corded with muscle, a face, hidden by a helmet, with a plume finely detailed to capture every strand of the horse's hair.

A Spartan.

"Incredible," breathed Paracelsus. "The level of detail for something made with such speed…"

Thirty feet tall, made entirely of whatever stone had comprised the museum, with panes of glass for eyes, and carved with such detail that Michelangelo himself would have been jealous, a fully armored warrior who would have looked right at home in ancient Greece. My mind immediately supplied the name Achilles and an image of a handsome face framed by locks of blond hair.

"Even such talented magi as you and I would require more time than this to create a homunculus of any worth!" said Flamel. "But animating mere stone is something even an amateur alchemist can do, don't you think? Sometimes, however, the very basics are more than enough!"

The stone groaned and the ground shook as the statue came to life, stepping forward with heavy, ponderous footfalls. The enormous legs, each thick enough that Herakles himself wouldn't have been able to wrap his arms all the way around them, lifted up, and even did us the courtesy of stepping over us with such care as to avoid even the chance of hitting anyone. It marched wordlessly into the courtyard and towards the fight, slow, but with so much weight behind it that even a glancing blow might have shattered all of the bones in my arm or snapped my neck. Every step vibrated up my legs and into my chest, and my glasses threatened to slip from my nose entirely.

"You wanted me to chastise you, Paracelsus!" said Flamel. "So stand still and accept your punishment!"

The living statue raised its enormous spear, more akin in size and heft to the very pillars whose remains it had been made from, and it thrust it directly towards Paracelsus, who seemed to realize only as it came hurtling towards him that this was probably something he should worry about.

"O' Earth!"

A wall of stone several feet thick rose like a shield, but at the last possible moment, the head of the spear shifted, glinting, and became what looked like solid steel. It punched through the wall without any effort at all, and Paracelsus was thrown backwards by the force of it, tumbling across the ground to the feet of one of the Helter Skelter.

Flamel pressed the attack. "And now…!"

"Sword —"

Paracelsus rolled about, wasting no time on the effort to climb to his feet, and instead remained on his side, gripping his sword with both hands and pointing the tip at the giant. Magical energy surged. Balls of light formed around the shaft of the blade, swirling until their colors bled together into a singular white ring.

And we were right in the firing line.

"Mash!" Ritsuka shouted, having already seen what I saw.

Mash threw herself in front of us as quickly as she could, leading with her shield.

"Lord —"

The energy gathered on the tip of the blade, blindingly bright.

"— of Paracelsus!"

"Chaldeas!"

The rampart of Lord Chaldeas had barely finished forming before a tornado of multicolored light slammed into it, ripping straight through the giant statue as though it was made of tissue paper. A thunderous bong echoed, and Mash's grunt was lost in the furor as she strengthened her weak footing. I had to squint and turn my head away from the blast, but Huginn had no such trouble, watching everything from such safety.

Fine, I thought, if you're going to drag us into this like that, then no more sitting on the sidelines. I pushed my mind down the thread connecting me to my newest Servant. Jackie? Go.

Okay!
she replied brightly.

The light had barely faded and Paracelsus was still trying to scramble to his feet when she descended like a wrathful angel, one blade in each hand and aimed to cleave him open like a Christmas turkey. By some miracle, Paracelsus managed to stumble out of the path of her attack, then parry the follow up with his sword.

"Jack the Ripper?" he gasped. "Then, yesterday, when we lost contact with you and Robin Hood —"

A meaty squelch cut him off, and blood spurted across the courtyard, painting the gray stone in sickly red.
— o.0.O.O.0.o —​
Alchemy battles are hard. FMA did such a damn good job — in no small part because Arakawa really did her research — that it's hard not to make the comparison, especially with masters of the craft who aren't limited to prepared wires and don't have the luxury of just throwing energy at a problem until it works out how you want it to the way Illya can. I tried to make it feel both familiar and unique, but I might have failed.

Also, the relationship between these two isn't canon to Nasuverse, but I thought it added something if there was a line connecting them beyond the most obvious one.
Next — Chapter CXLV: The Spy Who Loved Me
"Arash, that's not Huginn."
 
Renée concept art
Was playing around with Stable Diffusion a little, and iterated several different versions of Renée. The background in this one is obviously pretty wacky, and the flaws become even more glaring when you look at it at full scale, but I figure this makes a good reference for if or when I get around to painting her myself.
 
Chapter CXLV: The Spy Who Loved Me
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Chapter CXLV: The Spy Who Loved Me

Whatever Paracelsus had been about to say died. It was swallowed by the spurt of blood that surged out of his mouth instead, and he bent over, clutching almost reflexively at the thin shaft of stone that had pierced straight through his chest and punched out the other side.

The fact that he was still standing at all said something about the resilience of Servants and their bodies, because a normal human taking a wound like that would have collapsed from the shock. Instead, Paracelsus had the strength remaining to press his hand to the wound and feel the rock spear that had skewered him, enough presence of mind to look at the blood and stare, like he couldn't quite believe that it was his own.

"My apologies for resorting to such an underhanded tactic," said Flamel, slowly straightening. "A bit uncouth of me, perhaps, but I must admit, you are indeed an uncommon intellect. My own alchemy has been transformed to some degree by the later perception of the art, but even so, the refinement in your technique is obvious."

"You took our kill," Jackie said, pouting.

"Quite the opposite," Flamel rebuked her, "because you attempted to take mine. I can only assume that was your Master's doing."

He glanced at me reproachfully.

"We were dragged into the fight," I said unrepentantly. "I wasn't about to let him get in a second shot at us."

I wasn't quite sure that the first one hadn't been an accident, a matter of coincidence more than intent, but I also wasn't quite willing to take the chance that it had been on purpose. Not when the enemy was tossing around an A+ Noble Phantasm.

Flamel grimaced and sighed. "As much my fault as his, I'm afraid. I didn't take quite enough care to ensure that the rest of you were entirely out of the line of fire."

"You shouldn't blame them, Master," Paracelsus managed to rasp out. "Even if the manner was not as I desired…this outcome…was the only proper outcome that should have resulted."

Flamel turned back to him. "So this truly was what you intended from the beginning, then. You wanted to lose."

With blood flowing down his chin and spreading in an ugly stain across his white robe, Paracelsus smiled a serene smile. "It is…the correct way of things," he said. "Evil must be vanquished…and good must triumph…over it…"

I schooled my face to keep my thoughts from showing. Maybe it should have been obvious from the impassioned speech he'd given just a few minutes ago, but for the genius who had built an entire school of magecraft — if not, it seemed, truly single-handedly — he was surprisingly naive.

If Flamel thought so as well, he held his tongue, too. Probably for the better. A wound like that would absolutely cause irreparable damage, and that meant we didn't have time to toss around recriminations and call our only source of information an idiot.

Andersen materialized suddenly, stepping closer to the action. "Have you returned to your senses, O Alchemist?"

"My eyes are…clearer than they have been…since my summoning," Paracelsus answered.

If that was true…

"Then we have a few questions we'd like to ask you," I said.

"Yes," Flamel agreed, jumping on my point, "such as how it was you were summoned and became a part of this…conspiracy to drown London in fog."

"I was summoned…the same as you were," said Paracelsus. "The same as…all Servants in this era were. I…came from the fog, from…the Grail."

What?

"But you're one of the three masterminds behind Project Demonic Fog," said Ritsuka, asking what I wanted to ask, "aren't you?"

Paracelsus shook his head. His body flickered, a sure sign that we didn't have much time left. "Only…tangentially. The others…came first. I was…made their conspirator, their…accomplice. They…twisted my mind towards…their goals, the same as…they have done with…every other Servant in their employ."

B and M, presumably. But if it was true that the Grail came first, then the fog, and then the Servants, in that exact order, then who had come up with Project Demonic Fog in the first place? What was their end goal? Just what part of history were they trying to destroy? Was it B or M who originally had the Grail, and which of them had summoned the other?

We were assuming that another Demon God was involved somewhere in all of this. In that case, which of the two of them was it, and what wish had the Grail been used to grant?

"Did you know their names?" I asked him.

The how and the why didn't matter so much right now as the who. Means and motive were both things we could guess with some degree of accuracy just by knowing the names of our enemies, precisely because they were Servants.

"Yes," said Paracelsus. "Project Demonic Fog is…the product of the one you…know as B, but…it is M who…you must truly watch out for. He is —"

One of the Helter Skelter suddenly burst into motion, and Jackie and Flamel both threw themselves out of the way as it lifted off the ground and rocketed across the distance using jets of… Was that steam?

Arash and Emiya both riddled it with a volley of arrows, Emiya's aimed at joints and Arash's aimed at dealing as much damage to the limbs as possible. One wave hit the shoulder, and the arm holding its cleaver went limp as the legs broke, the jets of steam cracking and bursting. It landed with a thud and slid impotently, the metal screeching as ground against the stone.

Several more moved a bare instant afterwards, angling obliquely, and they turned together to unleash another barrage of arrow after arrow that crippled them the same way. They all crashed down much like the other one had, a few of them swinging their one functional arm like a toddler throwing a tantrum, impotent.

No one but me noticed — through Huginn's eyes — the one coming up in the shadow of the first, hiding in the cloud of steam it had left behind.

"Arash!"

I wasn't fast enough. Even as his name left my mouth, the Helter Skelter was bearing down Paracelsus, its massive cleaver raised to strike.

It was Mordred who reacted first, bursting into motion and rocketing across the distance like she had a pair of jets attached to her hips herself. She swung her broadsword with brutal strength, and the raw power behind the blow took the thing's head right off in one go.

But she was already too late. By the time she reached it, it had already swung its massive cleaver-like blade. Paracelsus, still affixed to the spot by the stone spear and too wounded to have attempted an escape if he wasn't, could only let out a gasp as it slashed him viciously from shoulder to hip and finished what Flamel had started.

Mercifully, we at least didn't have to watch him get disemboweled. He had already vanished before anything more than yet more blood could be spilled, and even that vanished with him.

"Damn it!" Mordred howled. "FUCK! Sonnuva…!"

The rest of Paracelsus' mockery of an honor guard suddenly came to life, and they all turned towards us with obvious intent. Even if Paracelsus had made the homunculi, it was obvious that they, the Helter Skelter, and the automata all inevitably answered to the same person, and whoever that was very much wanted us gone and out of the way.

"Tohsaka!" I called out to him. "Get up here!"

"Mash!" said Ritsuka. "Take them out!"

"Right!" Mash answered.

"You heard him!" Rika told Emiya. "Turn that scrap into a heap!"

"That one isn't even funny!" Emiya replied.

They all leapt into action as Andersen pulled back and Flamel made a cautious retreat closer to our position. Mordred needed no order and no permission, because she lashed out furiously, smacking the nearest Helter Skelter around with her sword and bashing it into as many pieces as she could. Conveniently for her, that happened to be the one whose head she had already taken off, and only once it was a ruined mess in too many pieces to ever function again did she move on to another one.

Jackie, I ordered silently, focus on the homunculi. You should have an easier time of cutting into them.

If you say so, Mommy,
Jackie replied, and then she turned her attention to the hulking masses of twisted flesh interspersed between the bulky mechanical robots that the others were focused on fighting.

It was not a particularly even fight. It might have been much harder if we were limited to just one or two Servants, especially if we had only had Mash there, forced to split her focus between all of the enemies and protecting us Masters from them. We had more than enough Servants, however, with more than enough strength between them to easily handle the entire group and corral them away from us.

When a familiar winged, crowned monster burst out of the entrance to the Clock Tower and barreled into the fray, swinging its enormous fists around and turning everything it hit into pulp, it turned what had been a surety into a foregone conclusion. Any remaining sense of uselessness I had could only evaporate in the face of it, because our force was simply so overwhelming that my involvement would have been a drop in the bucket.

It was a bit of an unusual feeling. I was used to being the underdog, so carrying the metaphorical big stick was just a little bit surreal.

The whole thing was over in less than a minute, and all that was left behind of the entirety of the group Paracelsus had brought with him was a bunch of scattered parts, hunks of chalk white meat, and splatters of red bloodstains. They had all been destroyed, completely and utterly.

"Damn it!" Mordred said again, and although she was much calmer now than she had been in the immediate aftermath of Paracelsus disappearing, she was very clearly still furious. "Of all the fucking luck! That bastard — he was just about to tell us what we needed to know, and then he got his ass killed!"

"Sir Mordred," Flamel began.

"I know, Gramps!" she snapped back at him. "Just fucking…pisses me off, that's all. We were so fucking close…"

I knew the feeling. Agreed with her, even. Paracelsus had been about to hand us one of the biggest breaks imaginable in our investigation of this Singularity, and his "allies" had killed him to keep him from telling us right as he was going to say it. The answer to one of the most important questions we had — snatched right out from under our noses.

There was a reason a colony of ants was tearing each other apart in the nearest apartment.

"He confirmed a suspicion of mine, at least," said Andersen. "As convenient as it would have been to have the most important answers here — no, at least he did me the favor of validating my thoughts about the origin of Servants inside of this Singularity. It might not be as much as we wanted, but it's not nothing."

"Your suspicion?" asked Tohsaka as he came up out of the Clock Tower.

"That Servants arise from the fog," Andersen said. "Yes — have you not noticed? Not a single one of the Servants that were summoned inside of this Singularity can claim to have arrived during these hours of the morning, when the fog has subsided. Each and every one of us appeared inside the city when the fog was at its height. Ergo, another suspicion of ours has been confirmed, namely —"

"Whatever they're using to make the fog," Ritsuka concluded, "it's connected to this Singularity's Grail."

Mordred's face scrunched up with confusion. "I thought we knew that already."

"We suspected it — good job, Jackie," I said as Jackie returned to my side. She preened under the praise, smiling as though she wasn't covered in blood. "Because we didn't have any better explanations. This confirms it. And it means that whatever machine they decided to name Angrboða, it's likely involved somehow, too."

I guess I was going to have to introduce her to the concept of a daily bath later on. Washing off blood and guts wasn't exactly the same thing as washing off mud and dirt, but it was similar enough that I shouldn't have any trouble getting her clean.

"I'm still not entirely convinced of that," Flamel said sourly.

"We can discuss it more back at the apartment," I said. "It's about time we should be heading back."

Flamel looked like he wanted to argue for a second, but then he nodded, "Yes, I suppose we should."

"Tch." Mordred scoffed. "Already? All we did was look at a bunch of stupid books!"

"We can go out on patrol later on," Ritsuka promised, and while this didn't satisfy her completely, it at least tempered her frustration a little.

"After lunch," Rika added. "All that reading made me hungry! Mama wants food!"

"I'm sure Renée will be happy to make something for you, Senpai," said Mash pleasantly.

But she had forgotten that, at least in this one particular area, Emiya was actually fairly competitive.

"Like hell she is," he said, scowling. "I'm the one who gets to make lunch, remember? I already have to surrender to her in the mornings for breakfast and share the kitchen for dinner, I'm not going to let her get away with taking lunch, too!"

"Then we had better return to Jekyll's with all due haste, hadn't we?" said Flamel. "I'm sure dear Renée will be only too happy to assume your spot, should you be delayed by too long a time."

Emiya definitely didn't find the thought comforting. "There's no time to waste, Master. We need to get back to the apartment as fast as we can."

"Fine," Mordred said grudgingly. "Let's get out of here so that you guys don't collapse on me. The last thing I want is to listen to the earful I'm gonna get from the old nag if you guys up and croak on my watch."

We grouped up again, crossing the pitted and destroyed courtyard and all of the body parts and pieces of metal that littered it, and when we reached the gate, Flamel stopped.

"A moment, if you will," he said. "This won't take but a few seconds."

He pressed his hands together, muttering an incantation, and red light glowed from between his fingers. The corpses — both meat and mechanical — didn't disappear, but the things he'd done with his own alchemy earlier melted away and returned to their original state, to what they'd been before his fight with Paracelsus. He even went as far as to turn his statue back into rubble and fix the damage done to the courtyard before we'd ever arrived.

When he was done, he let his hands drop and sighed. "There. It isn't much, but it's the least I could do."

"Won't all of this just get corrected once this Singularity is resolved?" Tohsaka asked. "There wasn't really a need to go that far, was there?"

"Perhaps not," Flamel agreed. "But it seemed appropriate, as a matter of common courtesy. It was a trifling effort, and so it cost me little to do the people of London this kindness."

And it spoke well of his character, too. At the end of the day, it was a mostly meaningless gesture and it wouldn't stick, because the museum being destroyed would itself be corrected when this was all over, but doing the right thing for the sake of doing the right thing was something I could appreciate.

Flamel turned back around. "Now. We were returning to the apartment, yes? I appreciate your willingness to indulge me, but no more need to dawdle. Let's be on our way."

As we exited out of what was once the ruined gate — now repaired and left ajar for us to leave through — an echoing caw broke the silent streets and a crow suddenly took flight from a nearby rooftop, wings flapping. My head spun to watch it go, and I tracked its path westward in the direction of, as best I knew it, nothing important.

There was just one problem.

"Arash," I said calmly, "that's not Huginn."

Arash needed no other explanation. He materialized his bow and an arrow, drew back on the bowstring, and let it loose. In the distance, the arrow sprouted from the crow's body, and it gave one desperate flap in an attempt to maintain its altitude before falling like a stone.

Mash gasped, scandalized. "Miss Taylor!"

"It disappeared when it hit the ground, Master," Arash reported.

As I'd thought. Some kind of familiar, then.

"Not here, Mash," I told her. "Back at the apartment. I'll explain there."

Mash looked torn.

"Come on, Mash," said Ritsuka. "I'm sure Senpai will explain everything once we get back to the apartment. There was a reason why that crow was dangerous."

Sometimes, I really did have to marvel at the twins' trust in me. Even the Chicago Wards had had their misgivings about some of my decisions.

Eventually, Mash sighed and gave in. "Yes, Senpai."

So after I retrieved Huginn, we made our way back to Jekyll's apartment, avoiding all of the patrols that were interspersed along the route. Those that already had one of Flamel's trackers placed in their midst were left alone entirely, and those that didn't have one, I snuck a tracker into until I ran out completely.

I had some hope that they would work the way I'd intended for them to when I asked Flamel to make more, and one or more of the patrol groups would eventually lead us right to the masterminds, to B and M, now that Paracelsus was taken care of. On the other hand, I wouldn't be at all surprised if it all wound up being a wasted effort. This Singularity seemed like it was designed specifically to frustrate me, after all.

I did have to wonder, though, if the others had some way of manufacturing more of those grotesque homunculi or if their supply was now entirely limited since he was gone. If that was the case, they might wind up making more Helter Skelter and automata to compensate, and I…wasn't entirely opposed to that, honestly. More places to hide more of Flamel's trackers, and that meant that I could get a better idea of the things happening throughout the city as a whole than with my bugs and their much more limited range.

Provided the patrol groups actually had regular routes, of course. But whether or not they did would tell us some things about the enemy, too.

It took another hour, all told, for Jekyll's apartment to come back into view, and we made excellent time, arriving with nearly half an hour to spare. Jeanne Alter and Fran were both there out front, sitting on the steps and waiting for us.

"Sup, losers," Jeanne Alter greeted us. "Bet you had shit loads of fun."

Mordred snorted. "Not that much. Spent most of the time either dodging around those patrols or reading fucking books."

"Yeah?" said Jeanne Alter. "More fun than sitting here for the past three hours. But I guess it's not as bad as being a nerd."

"Illiterate bumpkin," Andersen said, looking down his nose at her. It might have been more effective if he wasn't half her size.

Jeanne Alter sneered. "At least I'm not stuck in the body of a toddler."

Andersen's lips pursed and his eyes narrowed.

"Now, now," said Flamel, trying to placate the both of them, "we're all allies here, aren't we? No need to antagonize each other."

"Uhn?" Fran asked.

"Not as much as we hoped," I told her. "We should talk more inside. Jeanne Alter, you can come in and hear about what we learned while Arash stays to keep watch. Thank you for protecting the apartment."

"Geez, you don't need to make a big deal about it," Jeanne Alter said. "All I did was sit around and stare at a few fu —" her eyes immediately went to Nursery Rhyme, and then to Jackie. "— fudging bricks for a couple hours."

"You're still doing that?" asked Mordred, sounding somewhere between disgusted and amazed.

"Shut up," Jeanne Alter snapped back. "We can't all be uncouth barbarians tossing profanities at everything that talks back. Some of us have some fu-freaking class."

Mordred snorted and shook her head. "Sure. Whatever you say, Dragon Bitch."

"Dragon Witch," Jeanne Alter hissed. "Dragon Witch, you sack of —"

"Come on," Ritsuka interrupted. "We should get inside before the fog comes. Senpai and Tohsaka still can't be outside in it for more than a few minutes."

"I know that already," Jeanne Alter drawled. "Geez. You guys are the ones dragging this out, you know."

But she got up from her seat and went inside without further comment, so the rest of us followed behind her the same way, leaving only Arash behind to take up sentry on the roof. The instant we were back inside the apartment, however, and the door shut behind us, Emiya broke off from the group and made for the kitchen.

"I'm going to get lunch made before that woman can use the excuse to push me out," he announced. "Any special requests, Master?"

"As long as it tastes good!" Rika replied.

Emiya gave her a wave over his shoulder and vanished. The fact there wasn't any commotion said that Renée was keeping to their deal, however unhappy it made her.

"It seems he truly does take his craft seriously," Flamel commented, amused.

"He really does," said Ritsuka. "You should see him at Chaldea. He might be an Archer, but you wouldn't know it to see him at a stove."

Or to look at his ridiculous aprons. He still hadn't topped the "ladle of my soup" one, if only because I now understood the joke behind it, and it was hard to beat that one out.

Flamel hummed. "We all have our hobbies, I suppose."

"You've returned," Jekyll said as he entered the parlor. "With good tidings, one would hope? Was your venture successful?"

"In a manner of speaking," Andersen said bitterly. "Although not in the way I'd wanted it to be."

I was willing to blame that one on his own stubbornness. We could have saved a lot of time and energy if he'd just explained what he was looking for in the first place, and we could've spent more time instead on investigating the damage to the Clock Tower.

Not that I expected we would have found too much just looking at a bunch of rubble. None of us was Lisa, after all. But nothing said we couldn't have gotten lucky and picked up another clue or two by sheer chance.

"Before that, Miss Taylor," said Mash, "you said you'd explain why you killed that crow once we returned to the apartment."

Naturally, that got Jeanne Alter's attention. "Say what, now? You did what?"

"Technically, Arash was the one who killed it," Rika pointed out, "but Senpai's the one who gave the order, so I guess it counts."

"No shit," said Jeanne Alter.

"Language!" Tohsaka hissed.

Jeanne Alter rolled her eyes and flipped him the bird. Tohsaka didn't appreciate that very much either.

"Mash," I began, driving the conversation back on track, and instead of answering her question directly, I asked her, "when was the last time you remember seeing any native fauna since we got here?"

Mash took in a breath and opened her mouth, then had to pause and think about it for a second, her brow furrowing. After a second or two, her mouth closed again, and the furrow of her brow deepened as the cogs turned and she slowly came to the conclusion I'd intended from the beginning.

"I haven't," she said, and she sounded troubled. "Since we've arrived here, the only animal I've seen is Huginn…isn't it? Um, one of Miss Taylor's puppets, that is."

"Huginn?" asked Flamel.

"And Muninn," I told him, laying a hand on my bag. "Yes — I named them after Odin's ravens. It seemed appropriate, all things considered."

And I just wasn't particularly good at coming up with names for stuff. Huginn and Muninn had been part of the primers on Germanic myths and legends at Chaldea, and they'd seemed like as good a set of names as I was ever going to get.

"I haven't seen any animals either," Ritsuka said. "Just Senpai's puppets, like Mash said." He reached out and gave the little gremlin a scratch and fondly added, "And Fou, of course."

"Fou!"

"So?" said Mordred. "What's that gotta do with killing that crow?"

"No natural fauna would mean that any we encountered would automatically have to be our enemy's familiars," Tohsaka said, and he glanced over at me, "was your thought process, right?"

Essentially…

"Yes."

He grimaced and heaved out a sigh, wiping a hand down his face. "Which means they know exactly how many of us there are and what we look like, now."

Presumably…

"Yes."

It would be better to assume that they did. It wasn't out of the realm of possibility that they had before this, of course, because they'd known enough to send Jackie and Robin Hood to Jekyll's apartment, but at this point, they had gotten a very clear and very good look at our entire group, with the exception of Jekyll himself, Renée, and Fran.

There was no telling how long they'd been watching us for either. I hadn't noticed the crow until it took off — something that never would have happened if most of the more useful fliers hadn't been wiped out in this place, frustratingly enough — so it was entirely possible that whoever was behind it had seen everything from us arriving at the museum to Flamel's fight with Paracelsus. It might even be why Paracelsus had come to confront us in person in the first place.

"Mommy's so smart," said Jackie. "We didn't even think of that."

I reached out and gave her a gentle pat on the head, and she smiled, pleased.

Mordred scowled furiously. "Fuck." She folded her arms across her chest. "And those fuckers stopped us from finding out anything else about them when that Paracelsus guy was spilling his guts."

Tohsaka favored her with a sour look for her language, but Flamel just stroked at his beard.

"That does put us at something of a disadvantage," he said thoughtfully. "What they intend to do with it, on the other hand, well, that one's a bit of a trickier question, isn't it?"

I wasn't the only one who wondered what exactly he meant by that. Both the twins and Mash were giving him the same look I was. "How do you mean?"

He blinked at me, then looked up at the ceiling as though it had the answer written on it. "Well," he began, "if Victor's estimates were correct, then our two remaining masterminds would also themselves be Servants of the Caster class — a conclusion, I will add, further supported by the presence of a familiar watching over Paracelsus at the Clock Tower, if your own theory is correct."

Ah. I could see where he was going with that now.

"And we have several Knight Class Servants, which are famed for their high levels of magic resistance."

Although Mordred was still the only one aside from Mash who could just shrug off almost any spell thrown her way. Both Emiya and Arash's magic resistance were much lower and much less absolute.

Flamel nodded. "Precisely. It's entirely possible that B and M — whoever they truly are — send as many of their Helter Skelter, homunculi, and automata as they can in an attempt to overwhelm us with sheer numbers, but it's also entirely possible they leave us be for the simple fact that they are unwilling to risk engaging so many enemies who can simply ignore anything and everything they might attempt to use against us."

I wasn't sure we could count on that. Putting faith in the reasonableness and logic of a pair of psychopaths trying to destroy the entire city seemed like a bit too much of a stretch. On the other hand, since we didn't know where they were, they could essentially wait us out by staying put and working on their master plan out of sight.

I really hoped those trackers panned out.

"Uhn," Fran muttered despondently.

Yes, that did put us basically back at square one, didn't it? One of the masterminds was dead, but if he'd been telling the truth, then he wasn't really the most dangerous of them, and he hadn't contributed much of anything to Project Demonic Fog. The other two were still somewhere out there in the city, and right now, we didn't have much of an idea where.

"Was your investigation at the museum truly so fruitless?" Jekyll asked.

"We didn't even have to go," Mordred said. She jerked her thumb at Andresen. "This guy just wanted to know how Servants work, and the putz didn't even realize all he had to do was ask the Boss Lady to find out. We spent, like, an hour down there in those musty old catacombs for nothing."

"Not nothing," Andersen corrected her tersely. He adjusted his glasses with a finger, mouth drawn tight. "While it is true that some time might have been saved if I had simply asked the experts at Chaldea for the relevant information, there was some other information I discovered during my reading. Namely, someone was down there before us and organized the books to save us time so that I might find the one I needed quicker and easier."

"We already knew that," I pointed out.

"Yes, but the specifics are the important part," he said. "Whoever it was that went down there before us, he knew where to find the information I wanted, and he even went through the trouble of arranging the books in such a way that I would find everything else I wanted before discovering my main interest. To wit, whoever it was that went down there, they knew we would be coming, they knew why we would be there, and they arranged things to accommodate us when we did."

That…actually was a bit of a concern. Not impossible, of course, nowhere near it, and all things considered, maybe not even all that special. I knew enough precogs — enough precogs who were powerful enough — to be as impressed and disturbed as Mash and the twins were. But precogs of that level were still rare, even among Heroic Spirits, and Servants who did have precognition that powerful tended to be Casters.

And when our enemies were likely to be Casters, too, I didn't like our odds of having those two categories overlapping.

"So they were…helping us?" Ritsuka asked doubtfully.

"Sounds like an ass-backwards way of doing it," Jeanne Alter remarked.

"So it would seem," said Andersen. "Of course, why it is they would decide to do so obliquely instead of meeting with us directly, well, that's a question I don't have an answer to. Nothing I can think of satisfies all the criteria available."

A thought occurred to me. Could it really be that convenient?

"Unless they're a spy."

Nearly every head turned my way again.

"A spy?" Mash asked.

"That…would explain the refusal to meet us face to face," Andersen muttered.

Rika suddenly perked up. "Oh! Oh! Hey, we're in England, right? London, even! This is the perfect place for British Heroic Spirits to show up, isn't it?"

"Yes…" Ritsuka said slowly.

"That's how it works, Senpai," Mash agreed.

"Although not a guarantee," Flamel added, gesturing down at himself, "as I myself demonstrate."

Rika's mouth drew into an enormous grin. "Then if we're looking for a spy in Britain, I know the perfect one!" She held out her hands, shaping one hand into a gun and holding it with the other, then swung her arm around and aimed it at each one of us in turn. "He's got a license to kill, and a smile to die another day for! He's the man with the golden gun, and he uses it to deliver a quantum of solace, because diamonds are forever, but the world is not enough, because you only live twice!"

Mash just looked confused, but Ritsuka slapped a hand to his face and groaned.

"What?" asked Mordred, totally lost.

"Don't worry," Jeanne Alter told her with a leer, "you get used to it."

This did not, however, make Mordred feel any better or less confused. In fact, it did the opposite.

"Rika," I began patiently, "I don't think we should expect an appearance by James Bond."

She gestured almost desperately at Jekyll, "But Doctor Jekyll's right here," and then at Fran, "and so is Frankenstein's…!" But she seemed to realize what she'd been about to say and trailed off awkwardly. "Um…you know…"

"Uhn," Fran grunted.

"I'm sure Senpai meant nothing by it," Mash reassured her.

"She's a bit airheaded like that," Ritsuka mumbled into his palm.

"I'm sorry?" Jekyll said. "I confess, I'm not entirely certain what my presence proves or disproves about the subject."

"Nothing concrete."

Why figures from out of literature were appearing was something we still didn't have an answer for, and I wasn't sure we were ever going to get them. The thought that I didn't want to acknowledge was that — as much as I might have said otherwise — it was actually entirely possible for Bond to show up here.

I just didn't want him to.

"Disregarding the possibilities of fictional spies," Andersen began, and he lanced Rika with a very deliberate stare, "it's not entirely out of the question that there is a spy for us in the enemy's camp, but that still doesn't satisfy the problem of how they knew what we would be looking for clearly enough to lay it out for me to find."

Some part of me wanted point out that Rika had a very good point about supposedly "fictional" characters appearing here in this Singularity, and she hadn't even gone as far as to hit the most obvious one, Nursery Rhyme, who was an entire genre of fiction personified, but in the interest of keeping things on track, I suppressed the urge.

No matter how good it would feel to pull one over on him this time. I wouldn't say I was holding a grudge, but the memory of his prodding and needling from yesterday still stung a little.

"Unless they meant it to be a hint," Flamel pointed out, "perhaps to inform us of the nature of the fog and its relationship to the appearance of Servants."

My lips drew into a tight line. "None of this helps us figure out what the enemy is up to and where. Whoever this spy is or isn't, he may have helped guide us to what we were looking for in the Clock Tower, but he didn't give us any information about where B and M are hiding and what they want to do with the fog. We shouldn't expect him to hand us all of the answers to what we need."

"But he may deliver us that information in the future, or arrange for us to receive it through some other means," said Andersen.

And the rats in the sewers might grow wings and fly from exposure to the fog. I wasn't about to hold my breath.

"We'll cross that bridge when we get to it," I said.

"Don't you mean burn it down?" Jeanne Alter drawled.

I ignored her. "But until then, the only thing we can do is act like it won't happen, so we need to continue our investigation like normal. Doctor Jekyll, is there any news from your network?"

Jekyll blinked at being addressed so abruptly. "Ah — that is to say, no, I'm afraid there have not been any new reports, only the standard fare regarding the patrols of Helter Skelter. If aught else has occurred outside the norm, my network has yet to hear of it."

Not ideal, but it was about what I'd expected.

"Then we can go over other points of interest in the afternoon and watch the map to see where those patrol groups go," I went on. "In the meantime…"

I turned around towards the tea room, and as though I'd planned it all to perfection, Emiya appeared there, holding a tray of beef sandwiches. The spices he'd used tickled my nose, sharp enough to cut.

With a grin, he announced, "Lunch, everyone!"
— o.0.O.O.0.o —​
I couldn't resist. Rika had such a perfect moment here, I had to reference it in the title, too.

We've still got a ways to go, but I'm closing in on the end from where I am. It'll be no surprise to anyone, but it took longer and more chapters than I expected it to. It couldn't be helped.

It does feel a little strange, though, looking and seeing how far back from where I am the public release is. Like, "Wait, you guys haven't even gotten to that part yet?" That also can't be helped.
Next — Chapter CXLVI: Legacy of a Checkered Past
"Call it the legacy of a misspent youth."
 
Chapter CXLVI: Legacy of a Checkered Past
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Chapter CXLVI: Legacy of a Checkered Past

Lunch was eaten with much enthusiasm and enjoyed by everyone involved. Renée was the only one unhappy with it, because she wasn't the one who made it, and if Emiya was just a little bit smug, anyone who noticed it was wise enough not to comment on it and worsen her mood.

The one who seemed most excited was Jackie, who ate just about everything that was put in front of her like she had never had a proper meal before, and aside from what she'd had so far with us, she probably hadn't. The only comparison I could make to how she must have grown up was the orphans and the kids I'd taken responsibility for after Leviathan, left alone and destitute with no reliable source of any food, let alone something as rich as Emiya's usual cooking.

Maybe, unlike those kids, she hadn't had anyone to take her in. Andersen had said her suffering was a thing of the past, something I couldn't change, so maybe he knew even better than I did what she'd had to deal with and how it had killed her young enough to render her forever a child.

A part of me wanted to ask, but another part loathed the idea and dreaded having to put up with whatever condescending remark he might have to make in the process, like suggesting that I had gotten in over my head because of my own trauma. The more practical side of me won, just as a matter of the fact that it would probably be better to ask Jackie herself instead of going behind her back. Frankly, I wasn't sure she would be all that emotionally tangled in giving a response.

I imagined she might deliver her whole life story as a matter of fact. Like it had happened and it was all over with, so what did it even matter anymore? I could even relate to that; the bullying had been terrible and awful when it was happening, but looking back on it now, it felt like it had happened to someone else entirely, as though fifteen-year-old Taylor Hebert was some strange and fantastical creature, and somewhere between that ill-fated bank robbery and the moment I pulled the trigger and killed Coil, she had simply ceased to exist. I was what had crawled out of her remains like a moth from a cocoon.

I shelved it for later, when there could be a private moment away from everyone, and decided instead to simply enjoy the food and pretend I had any idea whatsoever about how to be her mother.

Once we'd all had our fill and there was nothing left but crumbs, as Emiya and Renée carried off the plates and utensils to be washed, the rest of us eventually found our way back to the study and the map contained therein. Displayed on it was a collection of dots clustered in a single building — us — and a smattering of other dots representing the enemy patrols.

In the time since they'd all initially been marked with a tracker, they had obviously moved and spread out across the city. There were, of course, entire swathes of the city that were completely barren of any sign of them, but as for the rest, they had all gone to different sections, and there didn't seem to be much mixing between them.

A thought occurred to me then, and I stared down at the moving dots as though they could answer me: did these Helter Skelter even need maintenance, or were they completely, fully autonomous?

Presumably, if they needed repairing and refueling at any point, then they would have to return to their creator for an oil change and a tuneup, so to speak, and when that happened, we should be able to track them back to him. If they were completely independent, however, and were left to go until they couldn't anymore? Then we were back to square one.

I'd been operating under the assumption that these things were all disposable. That — unlike any of the Tinkers I'd known throughout my career — if their creator cared about them at all, it was for their utility as a distraction and their ability to gather information, considering how many there were clomping around the streets. I should have thought of it earlier, that simply because they were mass-producible didn't mean their creator wouldn't be attached to them or need to put in extra work to keep them going.

Unfortunately, without context, any point on this map was the same as any other. Even tracking them to see if they visited any common points separately or together would only give us a direction to look and not much more.

"Let's go over what we have so far," I said to the group.

Rika perked up. "Oh, are we doing a recap episode? I usually sleep through those or skip 'em!"

Her brother gave her an exasperated look and a sharp poke in the side, and she squeaked and squirmed away from him. Having gotten used to their byplay, I pretended nothing had happened.

"Recap episode?" Mordred echoed, confused.

"Uhn," Fran grunted doubtfully.

Anyway.

"When we — us from Chaldea — Rayshifted into this Singularity, we dropped in out near Whitechapel." I pointed to the spot on the map, or the general area of it at least, where we had first shown up. "We encountered automata out in the fog. Their weak presence out in that direction tells us that B and M are likely not out there and don't care about that section of the city."

Mordred cast a suspicious eye at Jackie. "Then why were you out there?"

Jackie just looked back at her, completely unbothered. "We were born there," she answered simply. "It was home."

I wondered exactly how she meant that. Jack the Ripper was born there? Jackie herself — the human who formed the Heroic Spirit — had been born there? The Assassin Class Servant, Jack the Ripper, had materialized there upon being summoned? Maybe all three.

Ritsuka looked at Jackie, expression somewhere between understanding and sad. I wasn't sure whether I should be happy or not that he could still be surprised by the unfair cruelty of the world.

Impulse made me reach out and lay a hand on Jackie's shoulder, and she leaned into me, smiling and content.

"We should probably check again to see if anything's changed in the last few days," I went on, "but I doubt that it has. Sir Mordred, we'll leave that to you."

"Yeah, sure," she said casually. "Ain't that hard. I can take care of it, no problem."

"You get the shit job," Jeanne Alter jeered.

Mordred just grinned. "Better than sitting around here, innit?"

Jeanne Alter flipped her the bird, and Tohsaka scowled thunderously even as Nursery Rhyme giggled.

"We've already investigated most of Soho," I said quickly. My finger swung around to point to that section of the city next. "First, when Ritsuka and Rika's team went to investigate Victor Frankenstein's disappearance and found Fran —" Fran's hands curled into fists as her lips thinned into a tight line — "and later on when we were investigating Andersen's magical tome."

"Me and Papa!" Nursery Rhyme said brightly.

And I really didn't want to think too much about the experience of being at her mercy. The Nameless Forest — what a horrifying thing.

"There were some patrol groups out there, but otherwise, no sign of activity by the enemy. Unless Andersen has anything to add?"

I turned to look at him, but he grimaced and shook his head.

"My own investigations were limited," he said. "The matter of chief concern for me was the magical tome." He slanted a meaningful glance over at Nursery Rhyme, who just tilted her head and smiled back at him innocently. "Most of my time was spent trying to avoid direct conflict with it, so the focus of my attention was narrow."

I hadn't expected much else. It wasn't impossible that he'd been holding out on us, letting us come to our own conclusions organically instead of giving us the information directly, because that seemed to be the way he liked to do things, but he hadn't shown any hints of that in this case.

"We were also doing patrols around this area in the afternoons," Ritsuka reminded me. "We…didn't really have to deal with too many enemy patrol groups either, although there were some."

"Mostly those doll things," Mordred said with a grunt. "Automata…or whatever. A few of them Helter Skelter, but not as many."

"That may change now that Paracelsus has been eliminated," I warned, "but for now, they don't seem to have much interest in our location either. We'll have to make sure to keep a close watch for any shifts in the next day or two."

Rika nodded. "Right, cause they lost a guy. They might swear revenge and come after us in a climactic battle where they reveal that actually, they're not lefthanded and they've been fighting with a handicap the entire time."

"…Right."

I was pretty sure I got the gist of what she was saying, at least.

Flamel hummed. "Given what we learned from Paracelsus earlier, it's not impossible they might replenish their ranks of the Servants they have already lost. If Servants are being summoned by the fog itself, only to be captured and…adjusted by the enemy, it may be that their numbers have grown since Frankenstein first recorded the initials of the three original masterminds."

Or maybe there had always been more than three Servants on the enemy's side and P, B, and M had just been the ones puppeting the entire thing. It may even be a combination of both, since Nursery Rhyme proved that Servants were still appearing, even several days into this thing.

"Even if we assume you're right, that may not be as large a problem as it sounds," said Tohsaka. "After all, it's entirely random, isn't it? The Heroic Spirits summoned may have a connection either to the situation or the location, but that doesn't guarantee they'll be able to help the other two push their plan forward."

He had something of a point. That didn't mean that any of these hypothetical Servants would be pushovers we didn't have to worry about. The last thing we needed was to have King Arthur actually show up on the enemy's side again, although — I deliberately avoided looking at Mordred — we did technically have someone on our side with an advantage against her, didn't we?

"We have no way of knowing," I said. "Until we encounter them, we won't have any idea if or how many other Servants they've managed to subvert in the last few days from anywhere within the city." Maybe that was even the real purpose behind their patrol groups: keeping an eye out for new Servants materializing from the fog. "That also means we should be doing the same thing. If more Servants actually are being summoned every day, then they could be helpful for us, too."

"We haven't seen any, though," Mash said. "Does that mean that there aren't actually that many being summoned by the fog?"

"Or that they're all being snatched up before we even see them," Ritsuka added grimly.

There was just one snag with the idea, though. "Maybe. But if they were picking up new Servants every day, then there wouldn't be any reason for them to avoid fielding those Servants against us. The fact we haven't encountered any others — no, more to the point, Paracelsus came after us himself earlier, and he didn't have any other Servants with him. If they had enough others to back them up, then there was no reason why he wouldn't have brought more than just a bunch of Helter Skelter and homunculi."

"Or they're all a bunch of weaklings," Jeanne Alter drawled. She jerked her thumb over at Andersen. "Like the pipsqueak over there."

Andersen adjusted his glasses, scowling. "We can't all be violent thugs."

"Ha! That the best you got?"

"I'm an author," Andersen said. "Give me some time."

"Write something worth reading, and maybe I will," Jeanne Alter shot back viciously.

"Enough," I said sternly, "or am I going to have to put you both in the corner and make you go to bed without supper?"

Jeanne Alter looked at me and very maturely stuck out her tongue.

"Oof," Rika said. "She's only been a mom for a day and she's already pulling out the mom cards!"

Jackie giggled.

"Are we…still assuming the B or M might be famous authors, Miss Taylor?" Mash asked.

Thank you for getting us back on track, I didn't say, and instead, "We can't rule it out. But at this point, we might have to expand our view of what can classify as a Caster and look at inventors and others who don't fit the mold of more traditional heroes, too."

Because I still couldn't figure out the robots. What? Why? How? Who could possibly be the Heroic Spirit making them and what did he have to do with robots in the first place?

Ritsuka, Rika, Mash, Flamel, and Tohsaka all nodded thoughtfully, but Fran froze, brow furrowing, and she grimaced, looking down and away.

"Fran?" I asked her. "Is something wrong?"

She looked back up at me, hesitated, and looked away again. "Uhn…"

"Did you think of something?" Mash asked.

"Uhn…Uh-uhn," Fran replied, uncertain. "Uhn uhn uhng-uhn."

My mouth drew into a tight line. "I'm not sure it's a good idea to bring you along with us."

"Is that what she said?" Rika said incredulously.

"We've got more than enough Servants to protect us all," Ritsuka said, turning to me. "And, Senpai… We don't have any more leads right now, do we? Since we looked into the Clock Tower earlier and didn't really find any clues down there."

My lips drew tighter. He wasn't wrong. It wasn't that there weren't other places for us to look, and we still didn't know whether or not the trackers would wind up panning out for sure, but in terms of a solid direction to go, we didn't really have any right now and more might not ever materialize. Not if all the enemy needed to do was bide their time and wait.

Whoever had sent out that crow to watch us was almost certainly a mage of some kind, but they would probably be a lot more subtle next time. And if they were anything like a traditional mage, then there was almost no way they would come and confront us themselves, not unless they had set things up in their favor as much as possible.

Of course, I would have said much the same about Paracelsus.

"I'm willing to take responsibility for her," Mordred said suddenly. "Course, that means I won't be able to fight as hard as before, but if I gotta be the one to protect her, I'm up for it."

Fran smiled. "Uhn."

At the end of the day, pragmatism had to win here. "If you really think you can do it, then we can give it a try."

"Okay, timeout," said Rika, jabbing her fingertips into the palm of her opposite hand to form a T. "For those of us who don't speak adorable, what are we trying, here?"

Tohsaka breathed out a sigh and muttered, "I thought I was the only one."

"Amazing what personal experience does for your capacity for empathy, isn't it?" said Andersen. "On the other hand, the other one, I can't explain at all. I suppose some people are just born like that."

"Fran thinks she might be able to track the traces of magical energy in the Helter Skelter," Ritsuka explained to his sister. "She…hasn't really said why or how, just that she'll tell us once she knows for sure."

Beep-beep!

When I answered my communicator, Romani's face appeared in the air. "Romani?"

"About that," he began, and then backtracked. "Ah, sorry to interrupt without any warning, but this seemed like as good a time as any to tell you guys about this, so I think it's okay, isn't it?"

"It has to be." Marie leaned over his shoulder, face serious. "We've been running an analysis of these…Helter Skelter you've been encountering, because they're way out of the norm for that era of London, and the sheer number you've seen should be impossible to manufacture in the timeframe we know about. We can't explain everything, but we do have some information on their construction."

"You do?" Mash asked.

Romani nodded. "Yeah. Putting aside the time constraints, the amount of materials necessary to build that many robots with the sort of articulation and locomotion you're seeing in those Helter Skelter is just plain ridiculous. There's no way to do that with any sort of subtlety. We should have detected it by now if they were being built manually in a factory or something, and frankly, the idea that any factory from Victorian London could mass produce those things is just all kinds of impossible, as well —"

"The point," Marie cut across him, "is that we've looked into the discrepancies and structure and ran our theory by Da Vinci, who agreed with us: whoever is creating those Helter Skelter, they're using a Noble Phantasm to do it, because the Helter Skelter are a part of it."

A ripple of surprise ran through the entire group.

"No shit," said Jeanne Alter. Tohsaka himself was too stunned to even think about reprimanding her.

"But wait," said Mash, "Miss Taylor's knife was able to cut through them!"

It had. As though their plating was ordinary steel, in fact.

"It's because the units you've encountered so far are simply mass-produced drones." Da Vinci's image appeared suddenly in the upper corner of the hologram, sitting over Romani's shoulder opposite of Marie. "Their mystery is roughly equivalent to what Shakespeare managed to bestow upon Taylor's Last Resort, and so in terms of how they interact, it should be the same as if they were both ordinary materials. Because that knife is designed specifically for dealing with heavy armor and unusually sturdy materials, it was able to deal with the Helter Skelter's armor without much issue.

"However," she added, "if you had attempted to do the same thing to the gray colored Helter Skelter accompanying Paracelsus earlier, you likely would have had a much harder time."

I could only think of one reason why she would say so.

"Because much more time and effort went into making it, so it's a higher quality model."

Da Vinci smiled. "Esatto! So far, I've identified three distinct variations of the Helter Skelter, distinguished by their differing colorations. The bronze ones are most common, and therefore the weakest. The green ones are slightly less common, but they make up for it by being a full tier higher than their counterparts, in terms of strength and durability. The rarest and most powerful of the whole lot are the gray ones, and that's why you've encountered only one or two of them up to this point."

"And they're all part of the master's Noble Phantasm?" Ritsuka asked.

"Yes," said Marie.

"More specifically," said Da Vinci, "they are both the product of the Noble Phantasm and its manifestation. It's a beautiful thing, really. Unfortunately, that makes it troublesome, as well. The owner is likely limited only in the amount of magical energy he has access to. Otherwise, he can make as many Helter Skelter as he likes for as long as he likes. And if the Grail truly is in his possession…"

"Then the only limit is how long it takes to make each one," Tohsaka concluded, horrified.

"How frighteningly effective," said Andersen. "With a force like that at his disposal, it's no wonder the Association was destroyed so easily."

"And the culprit could escape without ever having to appear in person," said Jekyll. "Verily, he might act through his proxies with impunity and engage his foes at truly extreme distances, never once needing to risk his own life and limb. An enemy such as that would be all but untouchable."

"So what?" Mordred asked, unbothered. "They're not that strong. We handled them pretty easily earlier today, didn't we?"

"We have no idea how long it takes to make each one!" Marie snapped. "If the Servant using it only needs a single hour to create one of the highest tier Helter Skelter, then he could have made an entire army of them by now, and the reason you haven't seen more than a handful is because the rest are guarding the Grail!"

And that was only assuming it took an hour. It could take more, but it could also take much less. If he could pump out the gray Helter Skelter every five minutes, then it was entirely possible that whoever he was really did have an army of them guarding the Grail.

"So what?" Mordred repeated. "They ain't that strong. If everyone else is too scared to fight 'em all at once, then I'll just turn 'em all into scrap by myself."

Marie's eyes flashed.

"A concentration of power like that would be detectable, wouldn't it?" I asked, cutting across them both. "Have Chaldea's sensors picked anything like that up while we were out investigating?"

"Unfortunately not," Romani answered. "Forgetting about the fog for a minute, we're pretty sure the other two guys are Casters, right? If they're set up anywhere, it would be on top of a ley line, and in that case, it would be like sitting in its shadow. Even with our sensors, detecting the difference would be way too much to ask for."

Marie grimaced and closed her eyes for a moment, taking in a deep, calming breath. "Unfortunately, this is the limit of the assistance we're able to give you from here. As you get closer, we may be able to offer more information, but until then, you'll have to continue the investigation using your own wits."

Rika let out a despairing moan. "We're going to have to do more running around? My headless chicken impression is pretty good, but not that good!"

"The benefit of practice, no doubt," Andersen drawled. Rika stuck her tongue out at him.

"I do have some good news," Da Vinci said with a smile, and then apologetically, added, "though not, I'm sorry to say, Rika, anything that would help you find the culprits in possession of the Grail. Mash, if you would be so kind as to set up your shield and prepare for a supply drop in the parlor, I have a present that needs to be delivered."

"O-oh!" said Mash. "Yes, of course, Miss Da Vinci!"

She squeezed her way out of the group and hurried back to the parlor, manifesting her shield as she went, and then, when she looked out across the room, she hesitated and turned back towards us. "U-um… There isn't enough space to set my shield down."

"It's perfectly fine, Miss Mash," said Jekyll. "If the furniture happens to present an obstacle to you, then I give my full permission to you to move it as needed. I only request that you return the room to its previous state afterwards."

Mash smiled. "Okay! Thank you, Doctor Jekyll."

She set her shield off to the side of the fireplace, leaned up against the mantlepiece, and then reached out to take gentle hold of the couch so that she could lift it up and move it backwards.

"Here," said Ritsuka, and he sidled out past the group to go and join her, "let me help, Mash."

She favored him with a smile as he joined her, taking hold of one side of the sofa so that she wasn't trying to awkwardly manage the whole thing by herself without damaging it.

"Thank you, Senpai."

"No problem, Mash."

Rika chuckled, low and quiet, grinning as she watched them move the furniture together.

"Fu-freaking domestic," Jeanne Alter murmured.

"They're cute together," Nursery Rhyme said. "Don't you think so, Papa?"

Unfortunately, she didn't try to keep her voice down at all, and Ritsuka nearly dropped the chair he had grabbed while Mash stumbled on thin air. The tips of their ears were both burning, but they pretended they hadn't heard her.

"Good grief," Tohsaka said.

"Watching them hurts," Andersen agreed.

Because you never had much luck in love either? I didn't say. No need to start a petty fight, right now.

Once the furniture had been moved out of the way, Mash set her shield up in the space that had been opened up and stepped back. Hers and Ritsuka's cheeks were both still faintly red, and they deliberately avoided looking in each other's direction, but they gave no other sign that Nursery Rhyme's innocent question had bothered them.

I wondered if it really was so innocent.

"R-ready, Miss Da Vinci," said Mash.

"Director, that's your cue," Da Vinci said. "I've already arranged everything else, so all that's needed is for you to send it."

Marie, whose lips had been steadily pulling into a tighter and tighter line, startled, and then turned to the side. The sound of her fingers tapping was only barely picked up by the microphone. "R-right. Coordinates…have already been set. Parameters are all adjusted. Rayshifting in three, two, one…"

There was a brief flash of light. A magic circle lifted up off of the surface of Mash's shield, glowing brightly, and then, a moment later, was replaced by a small box. It thumped gently as it landed.

Mash stepped over and bent down to pick it up, handling it gently in case it was something fragile.

"This particular gift is meant for Taylor," said Da Vinci.

I looked back at her. "Me?"

"Yes." Da Vinci smiled. "The Director did tell you, didn't she? It took a little longer than I would have liked it to, all things considered, but I wasn't about to let a little fog beat me, no matter how virulent a toxin it is."

My heart leapt in my chest. The gas mask that would let me go outside during the afternoons.

"You finished it?"

"Of course," Da Vinci said smugly as Mash handed the box over to me ("Here, Miss Taylor."), and I tried not to seem too eager as I accepted it. "If I'd had access to better resources, I would have had it finished in a single afternoon. With our situation as it is, however, I had to improvise a little, so there was nothing to be done except to cannibalize a project or two and use whatever I had lying around."

I stopped just short of opening it. "Whatever you had lying around?"

Not one of my spider puppets, surely. I'd been looking forward to finally having some of those.

"A few resources I wasn't otherwise using," Da Vinci clarified. "Go on. Open it. I guarantee you, you'll be pleasantly surprised."

I hesitated for only a second longer, then undid the latch holding it closed and flipped open the lid. I was half-expecting to find some sort of medieval fantasy version of a gas mask, like a clockwork take on the sort of thing a firefighter would wear, with brass gears and tanned leather and some sort of miniaturized pulley system that worked the filter. Something that would have fit right in amongst the famous pages of Da Vinci's sketches.

That wasn't what I found inside that box. Instead…

"Da Vinci, this…"

…a familiar pair of polarized white lenses looked back at me, shifting through iridescent colors in the flickering light of the fireplace and the gas lamps. They contrasted starkly against the black fabric they were set in, but complemented the false mandibles along the jawline that gave it an almost insectoid appearance.

"Like I said," said Da Vinci, like she hadn't just handed me a piece of my past, "I had to work with what I had lying around. Conveniently, that happened to be something of yours you no longer had a need for, so I didn't need to worry about adjusting the sizing or the fit, only about adding the functionality necessary to filter out the fog and the magical energy inside of it. I hope you don't mind."

It was my old mask. The one I'd worn at the end of the world, when everything had started falling to pieces and all the lines had started to blur. I hadn't worn it since then, except for that simulation with the twins — hadn't even looked at it myself in nearly two years.

"No." I lifted the mask out of the box. I wasn't sure how to feel about it. After all, it was a relic of the person I used to be. The idea of wearing it again was both nostalgic and dreadful. "You're right, I didn't need it anymore. I already told you that you could do whatever you wanted with it."

It wasn't quite the same as I remembered it, of course. There were vents along the mandibles, angled down, and a new piece over the mouth and nose with perforations that revealed the filter beneath it, but Da Vinci, artist that she was, had designed them to fit the rest of the aesthetic. Anyone who had never seen it before would have thought the additions were a part of the original mask.

"Dear me," murmured Flamel, "what a frightening visage."

"Fitting, though, all things considered," Andersen added. I didn't exactly have room to argue, considering the thing was something I made to begin with.

"Wait a minute," said Rika, "I've seen that before!"

"You have?" Marie demanded.

Rika nodded. "Yeah! During Senpai's Caster simulation thing a couple months back! It was part of the costume she was wearing!"

Ritsuka's brow furrowed, and he leaned over to get a closer look. "Now that you mention it…"

Mash blinked. "It is?"

Rika nodded.

"I thought it was just a scary costume she made up for that simulation," she said. "But I guess it was based upon a real thing?" He brow furrowed, too. "Hey, wait a minute! That costume was super scary and super weird and I've never seen it before in my life! Why is it based upon a real thing? Does that mean that the rest of it was real, too? Senpai, I have so many questions!"

I was just going to shut it down and avoid the question, but a thought occurred to me, and even if I didn't think it was my usual way of dealing with things, it was too perfect, too quintessentially Alec for me to simply not use it.

"Call it the legacy of a misspent youth."

A beat passed, and then Mordred broke out into cackles. Marie's face, meanwhile, had settled into something conflicted, like she couldn't decide whether she was supposed to be mortified by my answer or satisfied that I'd managed to dodge the question.

She wasn't the only one with a reaction like that. Most of the rest of the group was just confused. They didn't have any of the context for when and where Rika had seen my mask before or why it might be strange for me to have one, so all they could do was wonder what in the world was going on and what I meant about the legacy of a misspent youth. Arash was the only one who would probably have understood exactly how truthful I was being, and he wasn't there at the moment.

"I suppose it's not the years, it's the mileage, isn't it?" Andersen muttered.

For once, something we could both agree on.

"Regardless," said Da Vinci, "the filter on that mask should keep you safe from the fog, as long as you secure it properly. Since it's yours to begin with, I imagine you already know how to do that, so I won't bother giving you instructions on how. Regrettably, there wasn't enough time for me to do anything with the lenses, so while they are indeed still a match for your prescription, I couldn't add an infrared function or anything of the sort to make it easier for you to see in the fog. I'm sorry."

Frankly, I hadn't been expecting anything like that in the first place, so there was nothing for me to be disappointed about.

"It's fine."

Although now that she'd brought it up, it would actually have been pretty incredible to have something like that added to the lenses. Something that could see magical energy would be unimaginably useful, if calibrated specifically to look for dense concentrations of it — like, say, a Servant's spiritual core.

"Is Mommy going to wear that?" Jackie asked curiously.

I offered her a small, patient smile. "Later, when we go back outside."

For now, the mask went back into the box, and I redid the latch. Without anywhere else to put it for the moment, I just held onto it, tucking it against my hip. Somehow, it felt heavy, like a weight pulling down on my fingers, and yet it couldn't have weighed all that much more than it had originally.

It was just a mask, I told myself. Silk, chitin, nylon, glass, and whatever Da Vinci had added for the filtration. It shouldn't be any different to wear it again now than it had been a few months ago.

To Da Vinci, I asked, "You included the Ley Line Terminals on the map you programmed into our communicators, right?"

"Yes," she answered. "It might be a bit difficult to navigate your way to them in the fog, but the location data should be accurate to that era."

"Hold on!" said Rika. "Seriously! Senpai, that costume! That's way too good to be a Halloween costume! That's real silk, isn't it?"

"Spun by real spiders," Andersen added.

"Drop it," Marie said tersely.

"But," Rika began.

Her brother set a hand on her shoulder. "Maybe later, Rika. I don't think now is the time."

Rika subsided, pouting. "It's never the time," she muttered, crossing her arms petulantly. "Is it ever going to be later?"

Maybe not. With everything that had happened so quickly after Okeanos, I'd forgotten to ever ask Marie about it, but if her reaction here was any indication, then what she'd originally told me about keeping my past as much a secret as possible seemed to still be relevant. Rika's curiosity might never be sated.

Some part of me was relieved. Some part of me felt just a little bit guilty.

"Regarding the ley lines," said Flamel into the awkward silence that followed, "if your data should, for whatever reason, prove inaccurate, I should be able to map them myself here."

He gestured to the diorama.

"Did you ever investigate them before we arrived?" I asked.

"In person, no," he said, shaking his head. "However, I sent Sir Mordred to look into their locations, as a matter of eliminating possible places for the enemy to have been hiding."

Mordred grunted. "Didn't find shit out there. Buncha Helter Skelter and some of them homunculi, but no Servants or nothing."

"They could be underground," Romani murmured thoughtfully.

We all turned to him. "Underground?" Ritsuka asked.

Romani blinked. "Ah. Well, um, building underneath London can get a bit dicey, at least for normal construction, because of the high water table, but that doesn't mean underground structures are impossible or anything. I mean, the Clock Tower kind of proves that, doesn't it?"

"Most of that is Association propaganda," Marie told us all. "It would be inconvenient if the city started trying to build down into spaces where the Clock Tower already exists, so the Association has been convincing people for centuries that the ground isn't stable enough to support extensive subterranean structures."

"Wait, really?" Romani asked incredulously.

"It's not that there isn't some truth to it," Marie admitted. "But you do realize how deep the Clock Tower goes, don't you? For that matter, just how far it stretches beneath London! If it was completely impossible to build anything beneath the city, then something like that would never have existed!"

I wasn't sure she was giving enough credit to the magi who built it, just based upon the kinds of things I'd seen Shakers do in the past, but it wasn't a fight worth picking, so I didn't. She probably knew better about the subject than I did anyway.

"Then we have another lead," I said. "Sir Mordred will check on Whitechapel and see if the enemy's presence has changed there in the past few days. Once she's returned from that, we can take Fran out and have her see if she can follow the trail of one of the Helter Skelter and lead us to whoever is behind them. Depending on how that goes, we'll return to the apartment for dinner, and time permitting, investigate one of the Ley Line Terminals afterwards. Any objections?"

No one spoke up. I nodded and turned to Mordred.

"Then, Sir Mordred, you should leave as soon as you can. We'll be waiting here to hear your report."
— o.0.O.O.0.o —​
I should have expected that I wouldn't get quite as far as I originally thought I might when I started writing this chapter. That seems to be a problem I run into a lot, although I'm not sure how much of a "problem" it really is.

I really liked how this chapter turned out. There were some excellent moments here, and I got to include Andersen being a snarky little bastard a bit more than usual. Of course, I also got to call back to some other things that have been sitting on the back burner for a while now, and things are going to be coming to a head soon enough.

Just one more Singularity, Rika. Your Senpai won't be able to dodge the questions once you start the America campaign.
Next — Chapter CXLVII: Enemy in the Mist
"Wait, really? So we coulda taken care of this, like, two days ago?"
 
Chapter CXLVII: Enemy in the Mist
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Chapter CXLVII: Enemy in the Mist

Mordred was gone for about an hour, and we watched her path through the city on Flamel's diorama, the circuit she did throughout Whitechapel. She stopped several times, although without any other signs of enemy presence, there was no way to know if she was stopping to fight or just to look at something for clues.

Either way, when she came back, all she could tell us was, "Nothing. A few of them automata things and a homunculus or two, but that was it. Place is like a ghost town."

It was nothing that we hadn't expected. It wasn't like there was anything of interest in Whitechapel anyway, nothing aside from maybe the real, living Jack the Ripper, but an ordinary serial killer wouldn't have made it onto the enemy's radar to begin with.

"Then we'll go with Fran's idea," I replied simply.

No one objected.

Since we were all basically ready to go, it only took a few minutes to put on the finishing touches, and then we were gathered at the front door.

"I believe I'll be staying here, this time," said Flamel.

"You are?" asked Ritsuka.

Flamel nodded. "Quite frankly, I'm not the sort to engage in violence, and I would prefer to leave the fighting to those better suited to it. I'm far more comfortable here."

"But you came with us to confront Paracelsus," Mash pointed out.

"A unique situation," said Flamel. He grimaced. "I was originally there to help your investigation into the Association's destruction, if you'll recall, and while I had intended to confront Paracelsus if he showed himself to us, it was not the main goal of our outing earlier. I will, I think, join you when you go to investigate the ley lines," he added, "but if your goal is to face the Servant behind the Helter Skelter, then I think you would be better served taking all of your own Servants instead of me."

"So I don't have to stay behind again?" Jeanne Alter drawled. "I think I might actually like you, Gramps."

"We'll be here, as well," Tohsaka reminded us. "After all, there was only one mask in that package, wasn't there? Since it's still not safe for me to go out in the fog, Alice and I can stay behind with him."

"I'll be grateful for your presence," said Flamel.

"As will I," said Jekyll. "Seeing as I myself am in no way a suitable combatant against a Servant and haven't the talent as a mage to otherwise aid in your investigation, I shall busy myself with keeping abreast of my network's information and leave the defense of this apartment to Mister Tohsaka and Abraham."

Leaving us free to take Jeanne Alter, Arash, and Emiya to look for the mysterious B or M — whichever he was — and hopefully deal with him. Wouldn't that be convenient? Taking out two of the enemy masterminds on the same day.

"I'll be staying back, as well," said Andersen. "You don't need me, so there's no point in me going. I'll accomplish just as much here as I would going with you."

"Fine by me," said Mordred. "One less person I have to worry about protecting."

If it was meant to be condescending or demeaning, Andersen didn't seem to care.

"Exactly."

Frankly, I was glad not to have to deal with him either. Whatever else he was, accomplished author or not, his personality and his tendency to needle at things he should just leave well enough alone got on my nerves.

It would have been easier to handle if he could actually fight. Or even if he could just pull bullshit out of his stories the way Nursery Rhyme could.

With the groups decided upon, the only thing left to do was for our group to get out the front door, and the only thing stopping us from doing that was me. My mask. I had to wear it if I wanted to go out into the fog.

I still…wasn't quite sure what to think about it. About what it might mean to have another tether to my past, like it didn't want to let me go. The person who had originally owned it wasn't someone I wanted to be again.

But there was no helping it.

For a moment, I stared down at the cloth and chitin, at the iridescent lenses, and then I decided I had waffled over it long enough and lifted the thing up and over my head. My glasses came off, the arms folded and slid into my shirt like a clip, and pulling the mask over my head was so frighteningly familiar and nostalgic that my hands handled the adjusting and the fitting on autopilot as though no time at all had even passed.

Like riding a bike. I didn't want to admit it, but some part of me was afraid that falling into old habits would be just as easy — easier, even, with this thing on my face.

When I looked through the lenses again for the first time in over two years, the world that greeted me was a bit muted. The colors weren't as sharp, the lights weren't as bright, the darks weren't as dark. The wonders of polarized lenses, designed to reduce glare and protect from intense light. Maybe Da Vinci could see to doing something for my glasses, too, although I wasn't sure how effective that would be when they didn't wrap around my face the way the mask did.

"That," said Rika, "is somehow even freakier than the last time."

"Looks kinda strange to me," said Mordred, peering at me queerly. "Don't fit with that uniform of yours at all."

Because it was never meant to.

"Let's get going," I said. Even to my ears, it came out altered and buzzing, distorted by Da Vinci's addition.

"Okay," said Rika. She gave me a wary look. "That's…totally not creepy at all. No siree. Not one bit."

"As long as it works," said Arash.

"Maybe she'll scare the enemy, too," Emiya suggested slyly.

I turned to him, but he couldn't see the look I gave him through the mask, so the effect was ruined.

"We think it looks cool," said Jackie. I couldn't not reach out and give her a pat on the head to show my thanks for her support.

If only being a mom could always be that easy and that simple.

With my mask secured and me protected from the fog, there was nothing else stopping us from leaving, so we all made our way to the front door.

"Bye-bye, Jackie," Nursery Rhyme waved. "See you later."

"We'll see you later, Alice," Jackie replied with a wave of her own.

"A moment, please," Renée said as she strode in from the tea room purposefully. "Before you go…"

She held out a small bundle, a square-shaped something wrapped up in a cloth napkin, and presented it to us.

"I believed it would be to your benefit to take something to snack on for your patrol, to tide you over until supper," she explained, still monotone. She turned red eyes on Emiya like a challenge. "Please take them with you."

Emiya bristled, having obviously seen something in her words that he took as an insult, but whatever it was, he managed to hold his tongue.

Ritsuka and Rika shared a look, looking down at themselves helplessly and gesturing to their pockets, which were entirely too small to fit what I was sure were more of those pastries she'd made before. I wasn't any better off, seeing as my equipment pouch was filled with other resources and didn't have room.

It was Mash who accepted the bundle delicately and with grace. "Thank you, Miss Renée," she said. She tucked it away in a compartment situated in the back of her shield. "I'm sure they're delicious."

Renée offered a shallow bow. "Take care," she bade, still in that same monotone that had become characteristic of her. Somehow, it didn't make her sound less sincere.

With those final, parting words, we left, stepping out onto the streets of London and the fog that awaited us therein. Fran gagged for a moment on the smell and the suffocating thickness, but didn't have any trouble with it aside from that.

Of course not. She'd been fine when the twins, Mash, and Mordred brought her back from Frankenstein's mansion, so it only made sense that — however it was she was able to do it — she could survive the mist just fine now as well.

"Never smells any better," Rika said miserably.

"Hopefully, we can get rid of it soon," her brother said.

If our luck held out.

"Come on," I said. "We'll find a patrol group with Helter Skelter in it and Fran can try tracking the owner from there."

"Sounds like a plan," said Ritsuka.

"Uhn," Fran agreed.

So we started out and away from the apartment. Unfortunately, with the fog in full force, I couldn't just start looking around the streets with my bugs, which meant we had to go looking the old fashioned way, and that was naturally made all the harder by the fact that there was so little visibility.

How had they gone on patrols the last few days like this? It had looked so easy and purposeful from watching the map.

Fortunately, however, Da Vinci's improvised gas mask proved just as effective as she promised. I breathed and breathed easily. The fog did nothing to me, and better yet, the filter made it so that I didn't even have to deal with the smell. In stark contrast to how we'd arrived here just a few short days ago, I was completely unbothered, and although I felt the friction of the fog against my skin and under my clothes, rubbing up against my magic circuits like static electricity, it was nothing more than a little discomfort, easily ignored.

Not once did I feel the urge to cough. Not once did my eyes water. I was perfectly protected.

I'm going to have to try and do something nice for Da Vinci later.

What I could give her that would compare, well, that one was something I was going to have to give some thought. What did you get for the woman who had everything?

We wound up wandering for the better part of an hour, just stumbling through the fog, and while my bugs couldn't help us more directly, having them come in and out of my range in their various configurations kept us from going in circles. Instead, we took a meandering sort of line through the city, weaving back and forth from street to street to cover as much ground as we could, and keeping our eyes and ears out for any sign of a patrol group with Helter Skelter in it.

We were halfway to Soho by the time we finally found one. A standard sized squad of the sort we'd been seeing ever since we started actually exploring, with four of each kind of enemy, plodding through on some unknowable route looking out for…what, we still didn't know for sure.

I wished we'd had the chance to ask Paracelsus about it before he was killed.

"Master!" said Mash, who was the first of us to detect them. Unfortunately, she also alerted them to our presence, and the whole group turned towards us, the Helter Skelter lumbering out of the fog as the automata spun about dashed with gangly speed.

"Take them out!" Ritsuka ordered her.

"Right!"

"My fucking pleasure!" Jeanne Alter crowed.

Even easier than they had yesterday, our group mowed down the enemy. Six Servants against four Helter Skelter, four automata, and four homunculi could only have ended one way to begin with, and although Mordred was a little more cautious with Fran along, the whole team was still far outmatched, and it was the work of less than a minute to wipe them all out.

It helped that most of the Helter Skelter were only the bronze ones Da Vinci had talked about earlier. The weakest ones with the flimsiest armor, Mash with her recent upgrade, Mordred with her own incredible strength, and Jeanne Alter, who could deal a killing blow to Herakles, all cut through them like a scythe through wheat. The automata shattered, limbs scattered as their joints snapped. The homunculi were sliced clean through as though they were made of paper, leaving behind splatters of red blood on the stone streets. The Helter Skelters' armor crumpled like cheap plastic.

The only exception was the single green Helter Skelter, what must have been the "leader" of the group, and now that Da Vinci had explained what their colors meant, the presence of one green one in every group made a whole lot more sense. I hadn't paid much attention to that before, but thinking back on it, I was pretty sure each patrol we'd run into had had a green one in it.

Even that one, however, only lasted a few fractions of a second longer than any of its lower quality cousins. More of a problem, I thought, in larger concentrations, but with only a single one in the entire squad, handled just as easily as the rest.

"Man, that was way too fast," Mordred complained when it was all over. She let her sword fall to rest against one shoulder with a metallic clink. "Having you guys along to fuck them up just makes this way too easy. Especially now that Shieldy over there has stopped pussyfooting around."

"I-I'm sorry?" Mash squeaked.

"What'd you expect, British?" Jeanne Alter drawled. "They're cheap knockoffs in London. Of course they suck."

If they were French, they would have surrendered, I imagined Aisha sniggering. I did my best to keep the smile from sprouting on my face.

"Fuck off with that shit," Mordred groused. "And it ain't your fault, Shieldy. This was always gonna get easier when I wasn't handling it solo. 'S how teams are supposed to work, innit? Many hands and all that shit."

"I do have to wonder if the enemy will eventually run out of homunculi without Paracelsus there to make more," Emiya remarked idly. "Or maybe he built a vat of some kind to mass produce them."

"We'll have to destroy it if he did," said Arash.

That would require us finding it first, and frankly, if he hid it well enough and far enough away from the enemy's Angrboða machine, whatever that thing wound up being, then we might never actually stumble across it. It might just be something we had to write off and let the correction of the era fix — provided it even existed, of course.

"We'll deal with that if and when it comes up," I said. "For now…" I gestured to the broken heaps that were once Helter Skelter. "Fran, is this good enough for you to work with?"

Fran's lips drew into a tight line, and she picked her way over to the scrap gingerly, then crouched down and started to examine the pieces, rolling them over with her fingertips. She didn't even seem to notice the oil leaving black smears on her white gloves and splotches on the fabric of her white dress.

Now that I thought of it, she was actually wearing a wedding gown, wasn't she? What a twisted man the original Frankenstein must have been to put his creation in a dress like that, especially if everything else about her backstory was true to the novel.

A minute or two passed before Fran nodded. "Uhn."

She stood and straightened, then thrust her arm out to the left and at an angle, one finger extended. A black smudge on her fingertip was like an arrow. "Uhn."

I followed the direction she was pointing, did some mental calculations. If I was right, then she was pointing in the general area of Westminster, which meant that we might have been mere miles away from this thing when we were following Nursery Rhyme and we hadn't ever realized it.

"Alright," said Mordred, grinning. "What're we waiting for? Let's go!"

"Wait a moment," I told her. To Fran, I asked, "Are you sure you can follow that the whole way?"

Fran grimaced, and her finger fell. "Uhn… Uh-uhn…"

That was what I thought.

Rika turned to her brother, who translated, "Maybe."

I accessed my communicator and pulled up the map function. "We'll have to triangulate it. That should give us a much more accurate location."

Mordred's nose scrunched up. "Triangulate?"

"Take separate vectors, preferably a good distance apart, and calculate where they intersect by forming a triangle," Rika explained. "Easy-peasy!"

I wasn't the only one who turned to look at her.

"What?" she said, crossing her arms defensively. "It's just math. It's not that hard."

"Compared to English, right?" Ritsuka teased her.

"Grammar rules are a pain in the ass!" Rika complained dramatically. "I spent a whole year dreaming in participles, adjectives, and dependent clauses!"

"Trust the English to come up with the most fucked up language in the world," Jeanne Alter said sardonically.

"Fucking Angles," Mordred agreed.

"I mean, that's kinda the point of triangulation," Rika said, but the joke went completely over Mordred and Jeanne Alter's heads.

"We'll make our way into Soho and find two more groups." I marked our current position on the map, so that we could use it later, and then drew an arrow away from it in the direction Fran was pointing. "If Fran can do the same thing with them that she did with these ones here, then we can see where they all cross over and that'll give us a much smaller area to look through."

"See?" said Rika. "Triangulation, triangulation!"

"Whatever," said Mordred. "If it helps us find this thing, then I guess we can do it that way. Just seems like a waste of time to me."

"Uhn…" Fran mumbled.

"The less we argue about it, the faster we'll get it done," I told Mordred.

"I get it, I get it," she groused. "So let's just go and do it already!"

Since she was the only one with any complaints about it — although Jeanne Alter did have a dry comment about how boring it was to chase down a bunch of tin cans — we set off from there to find two more patrol groups with Helter Skelter whose remains Fran could use to help pinpoint where the main controller was. As I said, however, we tried to put some distance between them so that we could get a more accurate triangulation, and that took us into Soho proper first, along a familiar route that we had traveled down just a day or two ago.

Of course, it looked a whole lot different covered entirely in the fog, especially since that made it hard to see any of it at all, so it might have been a bit more accurate to say I recognized the colonies inside the buildings around us and the shapes they revealed through their movements. The street itself looked largely the same as the rest of the city, and the fog obscured most of the rest.

Happily, I also discovered that the people of Soho had since recovered from the enchanted sleep Nursery Rhyme had put them all in, including the elderly man who owned the bookstore where we'd first met up with Andersen. I had to admit, it was at least a little tempting to leave a note or something to let him know he'd had a squatter sitting in his store for at least a few hours. Andersen would probably be mortified.

It might give him a heart attack to have something like that appear so suddenly and inexplicably, though, so I decided against it. Even if it would have served Andersen right.

For whatever reason, it turned out that Soho was still relatively empty. There hadn't been much in the way of patrol groups on our first time through, and that carried over, because we had a hard time finding another Helter Skelter to dismantle for Fran. Eventually, however, we heard the telltale plodding, the delicate plinking, and the lumber thumps, and all we had to do was follow those to find what we were looking for.

Just like all of the other patrols we'd encountered up until then, four of each, led by a green Helter Skelter. They went down much the same, too, handled just as quickly and as easily as every one of them so far. They just didn't stand a chance against a group made of so many Servants.

Somehow, that made it easier to accept that I didn't have much chance to do anything either. Not that I couldn't have done anything, but that the enemy was so contemptuously weak for what and who we had on hand that it would have been a waste of my time and energy to even bother. It was just faster, easier, and less effort for the Servants to handle everything.

"Damn," said Mordred. "That wasn't any better. Those things just folded way too easily."

"Now you're just starting to sound like Super Bitch," Jeanne Alter drawled. Mordred looked over at her, arching an eyebrow.

"Who?"

"She's talking about Queen Aífe, who is back at Chaldea right now," said Ritsuka.

"Probably a good thing we left her behind," Emiya said wryly. "These things wouldn't even have been much of a warmup for someone like her."

But there were other times and places where having her already here with us might have been a bit more convenient. On the other hand, if Aífe had managed to defeat the Jabberwocky somehow and killed Nursery Rhyme, we wouldn't have picked up Tohsaka and made an ally here, would we?

I tucked the thought away and turned to Fran. "Fran?"

Fran nodded. "Uhn."

She stepped up to the largest pile of scrap that remained of the Helter Skelter and knelt down as she had before, inspecting the pieces gingerly with the tips of her fingers. It provided a strangely incongruent scene, like she was afraid of dirtying her hands, and yet she still didn't seem at all bothered by the greasy black stains being left behind on her gloves and gown.

After a minute or so, Fran stood back up and pointed unerringly to the left and slightly behind us.

"Ah, uhn, uhn," she said.

I pulled up my map again and marked our current position, then added another arrow. When I imagined the lines that extended out from those arrows, I could already see the place where they would intersect. Somewhere in Westminster, just a few blocks away from where we'd fought Nursery Rhyme and fallen into her trap.

But I wanted one more data point to use, just so we could be absolutely sure where we were going. Having that third point would give us the exact angles of our triangle, after all, just in case Fran's direction wasn't as exact as we would like it to be.

"One more," I said as my arm dropped. "Somewhere about halfway between here and Hyde Park should do."

Mordred grunted. "Sooner this is over with, the better. I hope one of those mastermind bastards is waiting at the end of this — I'm gonna need something to beat up on by the time we're done, I just know it."

"Barbarian," Jeanne Alter jeered.

"Ain't like you're any better," said Mordred. "You're bored out of your mind, too, ain'tcha?"

Jeanne Alter scowled and huffed, but didn't deny it.

We set off again, making our way westward through Soho and towards Hyde Park. I made sure to look in on all of Nursery Rhyme's victims as we went, checking to make sure they had all managed to break free of her spell, and I found that all of them had. They had all come out of the whole thing none the worse for wear, and I had to wonder if they even realized what had happened to them or if they had all decided it was some kind of bad dream or nightmare or something.

It was probably better for them to keep living in ignorance if they had. Easier to live with it if they dismissed it as the result of bad seafood or something and never had to really face the real danger they'd been in.

Eventually, right on the western edges of Soho — and therefore very close to the last of Nursery Rhyme's former victims — we found our third patrol group, all but identical to the previous two. This group, too, was led by a single green Helter Skelter.

The enemy had to know we'd killed Paracelsus already, didn't they? So did they really have some other way of producing more homunculi, or were they just going to use what they had until they ran out without any care at all for the resources they would be bleeding in the process? If we knew the answer to that, then it would tell us quite a bit about B and M and how they thought. If this went on long enough, we would find out sometime in the next couple of days.

The fact that the group was the same as all of the previous ones also meant they were handled just about as easily as the previous ones. Six Servants really did make for a ridiculous advantage in combat, even if Jackie wasn't exactly a frontline fighter or anything, and it was a bit refreshing to be the one with overwhelming firepower for a change.

"There," Mordred said when it was over. "There's your third group. That gonna be enough for you?"

"Fran?" I asked leadingly.

Fran picked her way through the wreckage over to the remains of the green Helter Skelter, then bent down as she had before and spent a minute or two carefully sifting through the parts with her fingertips. Once she had found what she was looking for, she turned her head, looking back over her shoulder, and lifted one arm.

"Uhn."

Her finger pointed unwaveringly towards where I knew Westminster to be. I brought up the map again, adding the third dot and the third vector, and then I drew straight line from each dot until they intersected right along —

My lips drew into a line.

You have to be kidding me.

Jeanne Alter peered at the map. "That where we're going next?"

"Yes."

Emiya looked at it, too, and he made a noise in his throat as his brow drew down. "That's…what I think it is, isn't it?"

"Not that far from where we fought Nursery Rhyme," Arash noted.

"Where we first met Mommy," Jackie said fondly, as though she hadn't tried to kill me back then. I didn't bring up that part.

"Wait, really?" said Rika. "So we coulda taken care of this, like, two days ago?"

"Yes, we could have."

She groaned dramatically. "Oh, man!"

That wasn't the part that had me so annoyed. No, the part that bothered me was the oversight, because this made it obvious I'd fallen into a bit of a mental trap. My thinking had been that anyone willing enough to screw over humanity by using the Grail to create this Singularity and arrogant enough to want to make a statement about their own power would choose as base of operations the greatest symbol of political power in the city — specifically, the most famous seat of the Queen of England's power, Buckingham Palace.

No matter how much actual authority she commanded these days, the Queen was still technically the ruler of Britain. What better way to make a statement about conquering the city or your own importance than sitting on her throne? It was the obvious choice. Mordred had even gone and checked it out herself, because she considered it the only place her mother would be if Morgan le Fay had actually been summoned.

But if it was so obvious, then maybe it was too obvious, in which case, the next best thing would be…

"That's not what I meant," said Emiya. "That building right there, where all of the lines meet, that's —"

"The Palace of Westminster."

Where the Houses of Parliament met. In other words, where the real decisions of the British government were made. It might not have been as flashy or as big a statement as Buckingham Palace was, but it was the place of true political power in the city.

Mordred made a face. "What?" she said, drawing out the word. "There's more than one palace in this city?"

"London is almost two-thousand years old," Emiya pointed out. "There's several."

Mordred's expression became pinched. "Shit."

"Bumpkin," Jeanne Alter said with a leer.

"Fuck you," was Mordred's eloquent reply.

And Jeanne Alter, of course, just had to say, "You're not my type."

Mordred scoffed, and instead of letting them keep going, I interrupted with, "There's no telling if they've been at the House of Parliament the entire time. It's possible that their base is mobile, and B or M rotate it every day or two, just in case we could trace its location. They might not be there tomorrow."

"And then we'd be back to square one," Ritsuka concluded grimly.

And we'd have to triangulate the location a second time, hoping that they hadn't packed up and moved everything to the complete opposite side of the city. It was what I would have done in their shoes to keep the enemy chasing something that was constantly just out of reach.

"Right."

"Uhn," Fran grunted sourly.

"Then we don't have any time to waste, do we?" said Mash. "We need to get down there as soon as we possibly can. The sooner we defeat B and M and retrieve the Holy Grail, the sooner the people of London can return to their normal lives."

"Shit," said Mordred. "Well, when you put it that way, Shieldy, what are we waiting for? Let's go see what these sick fucks are up to down there."

So we did. Mordred led the way, of course, and I made judicious use of the map we had to make sure that we didn't go off course, but between that and Mordred's intuition, we managed to avoid wandering off course. Navigating in the fog hadn't become easier, but it was doable, if only because we had an actual destination in mind this time.

As we approached the building from the north side, however, both Mordred and Mash began to slow, and the rest of us, sensing that there was something we were missing, slowed to match them.

"Is something wrong, Mash?" Ritsuka asked.

Mash pressed her lips together tightly. "I…it's hard to tell with the fog so full of magical energy, Senpai, but…up ahead, I-I think…there's a source of magical energy."

"Yeah," Mordred agreed quietly. "I'm getting that feeling, too. Whatever's over there, it's putting out a lot of power right now. That's the only reason we can even notice 'em."

I grimaced.

"We could go look, Mommy," Jackie offered.

I thought about it for all of a split second, but —

"No," I told her. "If we can notice him, then there's no way he can't notice us, too, not with how many Servants we have all in the same place. Going after him as anything other than a group won't end well."

Mordred nodded. "Bastard's waiting for us to come to him."

So the absolute worst thing we could do was walk into his trap without any plan whatsoever. A harder thing to manage when we didn't have much of any idea what we were dealing with, but there were ways around that.

I gave Jackie a gentle tap on the shoulder and leaned down.

"Backtrack and circle around the building," I murmured to her. "Hide on the roof and wait for my say-so, okay?"

Jackie nodded seriously. "Okay, Mommy."

I gave her an encouraging squeeze, and with nary a flutter of her cloak, she vanished into spirit form and was gone. The skin of my prosthetic arm tingled as she passed.

"Sending her around to flank them, huh?" Emiya said, barely above a whisper.

"She's not a frontline fighter. Better to play to her strengths."

As a happy coincidence, it put her in the least danger, too.

"Tch," Mordred scoffed. "Well, whatever. As long as she doesn't steal my kill, she can go fuck off, for all I care."

"Your kill?" Jeanne Alter teased. "You'll have to get in line, bumpkin. This guy's mine."

Mordred grinned savagely. "Then I guess whoever gets to 'em first gets the kill, bitch."

Jeanne Alter grinned back. "Try and keep up."

Frankly, if I had my way, I think I would have had Arash or Emiya just find a building a safe distance away, and then take whoever or whatever it was out from there. Quick, clean, and effective. With the fog, however, that simply wasn't possible.

"Mash," I said, "be ready. If this guy attacks first, you're our first line of defense."

Mash glanced over to me, but nodded. "Right! Senpai, Miss Taylor, I'll protect you!"

"I know you will, Mash," Ritsuka replied warmly.

"Emiya," Rika began, for once serious, "that goes for you, too."

Emiya huffed out a quiet laugh. "It goes without saying, Master."

Around the building, we slowly went. To our right, the open street, with streetlamps lit and guttering flames attempting desperately to push back against the oppressive mist that strangled their light. To our left, a wrought iron fence jutting up from a concrete base, and beyond it, the shadowy silhouettes of towering spires. Just barely visible beyond them was the stone edifice of the House of Parliament, with blackened recesses where the windows must have been, sucking in what little light made it that far.

The main building was all but invisible. The dark roof was nothing more than a vague splotch of gray that disappeared into the mist.

Eventually, the fence curved, swerving away from the street and towards the building itself, and we had little choice but to follow it until the main structure of the palace slowly resolved out of the fog. Arched doorways were cut out of the stone nearby, curving into a sharp point in the center, and led into little alcoves that protected the heavy wooden doors from the weather. An unlit lamp hung in each one, casting them all in shadows, as though to say that the entire place had been vacated.

"We're getting closer," Arash warned.

And beneath the suffocating blanket of the fog's dense mana, I still couldn't feel anything else. I wished I could let out my ravens to check, or even pull a swarm together to get a feel for our surroundings, just so I knew what we were going to be getting ourselves into.

But I couldn't, and both for the same reason. I couldn't wait for this fog to be gone.

At the very least, I had a decent enough view of the interior of the building. The bugs inside awoke to my command and flitted about, surveying each room, examining the furniture and the carpeting and the empty spaces between — and finding nothing. Having no idea what it was supposed to look like at this point in history, I couldn't have made as bold a claim as to say that it had been left the way it was the last time Parliament had met here, but at the very least, I wasn't finding any obvious signs of a workshop or the other trappings of a mage.

That, however, when combined with the presence we were creeping towards, was the obvious sign of a trap. The only trouble was, for B or M to have set this up as a trap for us, they would have had to know that at least one person in our group could track their Helter Skelter back to them, and we ourselves hadn't been sure about it until a few hours ago. Flamel had suggested the idea, of course, but up until today, we hadn't ever committed to it.

Could they have mocked up some sort of beacon to distract us and then placed it here in that short a time? It felt like asking a bit much from anyone, even a Servant. Not impossible, not when the meaning of that word had become so narrow over the past five years, but it would mean our enemy was more dangerous than I had hoped they would be.

"They're not inside," I announced to everyone.

Mordred looked at me askance. "What? Like they're standing around in the courtyard or something? They expecting a fucking honor duel?"

"I don't think it's going to be that convenient," Emiya drawled.

"It's more likely to be a trap," Arash added.

"Then we spring it," Ritsuka said confidently.

No one argued. It seemed we were all generally of the same mind about how to handle whoever or whatever was up ahead, even if only just to get rid of the obnoxious fog.

Not too far from where the fence curved in, the building did the same, creating a sharp corner for us to turn. When we reached that corner and turned it, however, we found waiting for us —

"Holy crap, it's huge!" Rika exclaimed.

— an enormous Helter Skelter, black as pitch and three or four times as large as any of the others. In sheer size, it couldn't compare to the Demon Gods of the last two Singularities, and in terms of monsters I'd faced, Leviathan was taller still, but was still twenty-something feet tall and proportioned to match. Just looking at it, I had to think it was the extra large one that left those tracks at the Clock Tower.

That armor plating was going to be a lot more of a pain in the ass than any of the other ones we'd fought.

And as though her words had been its cue, its gears whirred and its limbs jerked as it awoke from whatever sleep mode it had been in. It turned its massive head our way, the lenses set into its faceplate gleaming menacingly. Its arm moved, lifting up a massive cleaver that resembled more some sort of industrial cutting machine than a handheld weapon. Gouts of steam gushed out from between the plates of its armor, hissing almost like a snake about to strike.

"Oops," Rika squeaked sheepishly.
— o.0.O.O.0.o —​
So I could have pushed this out a little bit further, because I originally intended to get the fight in at the end of the chapter instead of ending the chapter right before the fight, but that would have meant another 1-2k words, probably, and while that's not necessarily abnormal, 6.4k seemed big enough for me. The fight can just happen at the start of next chapter instead.

We're not quite in the home stretch for London, but we're getting close. This is definitely firmly in the final third of this Singularity.
Next — Chapter CXLVIII: Steampunk Fantasy
"So that's how it is, huh? Figures. Ain't nothing in this fucking place is simple or easy."
 
Chapter CXLVIII: Steampunk Fantasy
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Chapter CXLVIII: Steampunk Fantasy

There was no time to reprimand Rika for her mistake — and in truth, her outburst might not even have made much of a difference anyway — because the giant Helter Skelter lurched into motion with surprising speed. Steam gushed out of ports along its body, and impossibly, its feet left the ground. Not much, not by far, but enough that another burst of steam from the jets in its back pushed it forward far, far faster than something that size had any right to be.

"Senpai!" Mash shouted. She leapt forward ahead of the group, flinging her shield in front of herself protectively to deflect the enormous cleaver.

Despite the sheer difference in their sizes, she succeeded. The cleaver bounced off of her shield like a bullet ricocheting, but Mash was flung backwards with equal force and slammed into the ground so hard that her knees buckled. She had to cling to her shield just to keep herself from collapsing.

"Mash!" Ritsuka cried.

"Go!" I shouted.

Arash, Mordred, and Jeanne Alter leapt into action, two of them going towards the Helter Skelter and the other retreating back to get a better angle.

The ringing metallic screech as their swords and arrows failed to do more than leave a few faint scratches behind was enough to put my teeth on edge. Even the Servants winced, and the twins both slapped their hands over their ears.

"I'm sorry!" Rika managed to squeal.

"Master!" Emiya barked.

Rika startled. "R-right! Go, Emiya! Turn that scrap into a heap!"

I was already slipping back to a safe distance as Emiya leapt into the fray, mind awhirl with different tactics to attempt against the enormous Helter Skelter. Several of them, I had to discard out of hand, especially when Emiya utterly failed to leave more than a scratch as well.

Brute strength looked like it was out. Despite their best efforts, no one was leaving behind much more than scratches, and those were being casually ignored by the thing. Even Mordred's prodigious strength, nearly a match for Herakles himself, couldn't carve deep enough to make it all the way through the armor and into the delicate mechanisms beneath.

A flashbang? I hadn't had much use for those in this Singularity, for a multitude of reasons, and I thought it was probably too risky to try it against this Helter Skelter, too. No one had told me that whatever sort of camera or whatever it was using for vision would be vulnerable to sudden and intense light, and it might not even be using the normal human analogue. It could be using sonar of some kind — although I doubted someone in our group wouldn't have picked it up in that particular case — or infrared to see through the mist, or maybe it went a little sideways of that and detected concentrations of magical energy, designed to filter out the mist as background.

It was a robot that seemed to run on some kind of steam engine. I wasn't ruling anything out that wasn't immediately obvious.

Gandr was out, as were my ravens, for mostly the same reason as each other. Ignoring the damage Huginn and Muninn would suffer in the meantime, the Helter Skelter I'd tried to use them on before had proven that the plating on the smaller versions was already too thick to be appreciably damaged by their mana cannons or my dinky Gandr.

Master's Clairvoyance on this thing failed, which only proved that it wasn't a Servant, just another of the robots scaled up to massive proportions. I didn't think it had Magic Resistance, but for all practical purposes, no spell I or the twins could throw at it would do anything useful.

"Spirit and technique, flawless and firm."

Emiya backed away before I could come up with a plan of action, but only long enough to throw his pair of swords like boomerangs at the Helter Skelter. They bounced off of its armor ineffectually, but he already had another pair in hand.

"Our strength rips the mountains. Our swords split the water."

He threw this pair, too, to similar effect. The enormous Helter Skelter didn't even seem to notice them, for what little that was worth when the thing had no face and no expression and no body language to speak of.

"Our names reach the imperial villa."

As the first two pairs rebounded and swerved back around, he made a third pair and rushed in. Between his first step and the last, they grew twice their size, and the familiar feathery spikes jutted out of the spines.

"We cannot hold the heavens together!"

With all of his strength, he brought them down upon the Helter Skelter's armor, right on either side of the neck. The same technique we'd seen him use against Caligula, cutting through his impressive armor, bit into the Helter Skelter's thick plate the way nothing else had so far — and still, it didn't go all the way through.

Emiya grimaced. "Shit."

The Helter Skelter's jets spewed more steam, and it spun with speed, using that spin to give weight to its cleaver in a sideways swipe instead of going through the whole motion of lifting and swinging its arm. Emiya threw himself backwards, but Mash threw herself in the path of the cleaver in the same moment, and once more, while she was tossed back by the force behind the blow, her defense was enough to push the Helter Skelter back, too.

What a ridiculous thing it was. But I guess, if the gray Helter Skelter were the elite versions, strong enough that they might even be able to give a Servant pause in great enough numbers, then this thing must have had even more time and effort poured into its creation. A day? Two? Whatever the case, that time and effort had obviously been well-spent, because it was shrugging off everything we'd thrown at it so far.

Silk lines were also out. I didn't have any fliers to carry it, nor spiders to attach it, and with how much weight that thing had to throw around, I would have needed to weave a whole web around it to manage anything of worth.

Another volley of Arash's arrows bounced off of the chestplate.

My knife? Maybe. But even if it could slowly chew through that armor, I had a feeling it would be a slow, painful process. An option, but it was the long game, and there were a number of things that could go wrong.

"Shit!" said Mordred, echoing Emiya. "Good job, Shieldy! Hey, Emiya, whatever that was, it didn't work!"

"I can see that!" he retorted.

"Not like you have much room to talk!" Jeanne Alter said. She rushed in, taking aim for one of the jets in the lower legs, but her sword simply scraped against the armor and skidded off, leaving behind another scratch. "Damn it!"

"What was that about having room to talk?" Mordred mocked.

"Shut up!"

I could try and bring in Aífe. Her Thunder Feat might manage to do something against that thick armor plating, although whether it would be enough to deal significant damage without needing every ounce of energy she had was another question entirely. Having her tear a hole in the plate would at least give us an in to the internals, something to target more effectively, and we could take it down that way.

But I didn't want to use the limited number of charges for summoning Shadow Servants that we had unless we really had to. If we burned one now, then with the amount of time it took to recharge, I might regret using it now when I had need of it later.

It was an option on the table, but we had another one that didn't spend a finite resource.

"Everyone, back up!" I shouted.

Jeanne Alter, I projected in the same moment, I need you to use your Noble Phantasm on that thing.

She grinned. "Alright! Let's heat things up a little, then!"

She swung her sword up, pointing it towards the sky, and a flame burst into life in front of her. The others, either sensing what was about to happen or understanding the gist enough to know they needed to get out of the way, did exactly that and broke off. The Helter Skelter spun in place, like it didn't know who it should chase after first.

"This is the howl of a soul filled with hatred!" Jeanne Alter crowed with malicious glee.

Her sword came down.

"La Grondement du Haine!"

The flame erupted, and a line of fire leapt across the ground between her and the Helter Skelter, blazing over the distance with a heat so intense that I could feel it even from where I was, safely out of the danger zone. The Helter Skelter tried to dodge, using its steam jets like thrusters to push to the side, but the line of fire curved to follow, and even if it was far too fast for something its size, it wasn't nimble enough to keep dodging the way Herakles had.

The instant it reached the Helter Skelter, the fire split and circled around it, growing into pillars of flame that dwarfed the thing three or four times over, a great gout of heat and light that I was sure the entire city must have been able to see. Beneath my mask, beads of sweat formed and were absorbed into the fabric, joining the spots where the mist had condensed against my skin.

The mist's friction against my magic circuits had nothing on the intensity of Jeanne Alter's Noble Phantasm.

The pillars of flame spun and swirled, and although we couldn't see them through the haze and the blinding display, the sound of the characteristic stakes erupting out of the ground and the screech as they punched into — and hopefully through — the Helter Skelter were far too loud to be drowned out.

Jeanne Alter looked delighted.

"Fuck," said Mordred. "A little more warning would've been nice, ya know."

Get ready to use yours next, I told her, and she grimaced.

"You really think this thing's that sturdy?" she asked aloud.

I wanted to be wrong, but —

"Yes."

The maelstrom of fire died down a few seconds later, and as I'd been afraid, it revealed the Helter Skelter intact. Not undamaged, because those stakes had done their job, punching holes throughout the Helter Skelter's legs, but still in good enough shape that it was moving. Haltingly, jerking around as the damage done to its body and its mechanisms turned the stilted, robotic motions of its limbs erratic, but still moving.

The real point, however, was that its armor was a bright, cherry red. I wasn't sure how much I could trust regular physics to apply to something a Servant had made, product of a Noble Phantasm or not, but if it did, then the heat would have warped a good deal of its structure. It would be at its weakest right now, and that meant that it would be easier to punch through than before.

I took a scant second to look through Jackie's eyes and make sure she was out of the line of fire, and that confirmation was all I needed to know that it was safe to do the next part.

"Mordred, go!"

"Heh!" She grinned. "So you're letting me off the chain…huh!"

She took hold of her sword with both hands, squeezing the hilt. What I'd originally thought of as ornamentation along the bottom of the blade sprang out as though attached to a hinge, and sparks of electricity leapt up and down the whole thing as red light flowed out and upwards. I was reminded, for an instant, the way King Arthur had used Excalibur back in Fuyuki, but this was an order of magnitude less intense than that.

"I'm the only one…who gets to fuck up this country!" Mordred shouted. "So take your nuts and your bolts, and go back to wherever you fucking came from!"

The red light surged.

"Clarent —"

She swung.

"— Blood Arthur!"

A beam of red light leapt from the path of her sword. The wind howled, the ground shook, and the Helter Skelter was consumed, but the beam continued on, and it struck the House of Parliament behind the Helter Skelter. If the Helter Skelter couldn't stop the beam, then a building of mere stone and glass couldn't have hoped to, and so the beam kept going, rising up and into the sky. It punched a hole into the oppressive cloud cover, allowing a brief glimpse of the afternoon sun that had been choked by the fog for the better part of the last week.

And then it was over, and there was no more giant Helter Skelter. A massive divot, exactly the size of the beam, had been gouged out of the pavement, leaving behind a blackened scorch mark, and an even larger section of the House of Parliament was simply missing, as though it had been erased.

Rapidly, that was disappearing. The tunnel of clear air that had been seared through the fog was filling back in the same pace as before.

"I-I think it's dead," Rika said.

"I'm…not detecting any trace of the Helter Skelter anymore, Senpai," Mash reported.

Fran agreed with her customary, "Uhn."

"What the fuck?" Jeanne Alter demanded. "The fuck was that? You trying to show me up, you bumpkin?"

"Not my fault you weren't able to follow through," Mordred said smugly.

"But you did destroy our current best lead," Emiya said. He glanced over her direction. "Right?"

Mordred's smirk fled her face instantly. She jerked a thumb at me. "Only because she told me to."

Emiya turned to me, arching an eyebrow.

"It wasn't giving us much choice."

Although there wasn't any guarantee we would've been able to do anything with it even if we had managed to disable it without destroying it. All of Fran's earlier looks into the smaller versions had only led us here.

He acknowledged that point with nothing more than a short nod. "That still leaves us back at square one, though."

"Maybe not," said Arash, and without explaining any more than that, he picked his way over and across the divot, towards where the giant Helter Skelter had been. Eventually, he wound up far enough that I lost him in the fog.

For what felt like several long minutes, we waited. What he might have seen or what he thought he might find, I had no idea. The remains of that giant Helter Skelter? Even if it hadn't been completely destroyed, it wasn't like the guy who made it had conveniently left his name under the hood somewhere.

Despite that, however, I trusted Arash's instincts enough to know that there had to be something. Whether it was usable or not was a different question.

"Arash?" I asked.

"Found something!" his voice called.

The twins shared a look, and then looked at me, and all I could offer them was a small shake of my head before I went over in the direction Arash had gone. It didn't turn out too hard to find him, however, even in the fog, because all I had to do was follow that scorched divot. The twins and the others followed me in turn.

Arash was picking through a pile of scrap when I reached him, crouched down to the ground. Bits and pieces of metal had been flung about by the blast of Mordred's Noble Phantasm, small chunks and hunks barely big enough to fit in my palm, and they formed a scattered trail towards the House of Parliament. At a guess, they were the parts that were in places protected by its armor plating well enough not to get instantly destroyed.

That any of it managed to survive not one, but two Noble Phantasms was already remarkable.

"Goddamn," said Mordred, looking down at the bits of metal strewn about. "That fucker really built his shit to last, didn't he?"

"What was that about following through?" Jeanne Alter jeered.

Mordred grunted. "Fuck off with that," she grumbled.

"It might be better that you didn't manage to destroy it completely," Arash said. He dropped the shard he'd been examining and moved on, bending back down when he found another piece big enough to be worth something.

I joined him, walking over to another chunk of plating that was big enough to have something etched into it, and squatted down to pick it up. Carefully, of course, because it was a shard of jagged metal, and while we had our First Aid spells, there was no need to spend energy on them as long as I took care not to get myself cut.

As though seeing me had been a cue of some kind, Ritsuka jolted and came over, too. "Let's go," he said to the others. "More people looking will make it go faster, right?"

"Uhn!" Fran grunted.

Mash nodded. "Right!"

Jeanne Alter rolled her eyes. "Fine," she said with the air of someone about to do something she hated.

"Afraid you'll cut yourself?" Mordred teased her.

Jeanne Alter flipped her the bird.

"It's all fun and games until someone chips a nail," said Rika, but she came over, too, and we all picked our way across the trail.

It was slow going. A lot of the pieces left behind were just tiny fragments, no bigger than my thumbnail, and hard to distinguish from a pebble in the mist. Occasionally, however, there was a piece of piping, a thick shard of the armor plating, or some fragment of the internal mechanisms that was too damaged and too small to figure out what it had been used for.

For a Noble Phantasm — and the product of one — the Helter Skelter were remarkably complete. Every part seemed functional instead of decorative, and frankly, without being a mechanic or an engineer myself, I couldn't have said what any of those parts was for. At the very least, however, the evidence I had so far suggested they ran on some kind of steam power, and I wished Da Vinci was there to explain whether that was in addition to or as a replacement for whatever magical energy had been used to form and animate them to begin with.

"Hey!" Rika exclaimed suddenly. "I-I think I found something!"

When I looked over, she was brandishing something, a hunk of material about the size of an old satellite phone from the 90s and nearly as thick. Rika, crouched near the arched doorway that would lead into the building, had found it after it must have bounced off of the doors or something.

The rest of us abandoned whatever paltry scraps we'd been sifting through and went over to her, and she held it out for us all to examine. "See?" she said. She ran her fingertip across it, pointing to something that had been etched into the metal. "It's hard to make out, but it's there!"

I squinted down at it, but the writing was faint and the fog and the scorch marks made it hard to find the individual letters. The engraving was far too shallow, and between being hit by two Noble Phantasms, it may have been warped.

Ironically enough, if it had been in braille, I probably would have been able to read it just fine.

"Definitely something there," said Arash. "Let me get a closer look?"

Rika nearly shoved it into his hands. Arash took it, faintly amused, and bent his neck down to get a better look.

"A, r, l, e, s," he said slowly, "and then I think there's a space between them. The second word is B, a, b, b, but the rest is cut off. Beneath that is a date, AD 1888."

"Arles babb?" Mordred asked, confused. "The hell is that? You sure you're reading that right?"

"Maybe not."

He handed it over to her, and she took it, squinting down at the lettering with a look of concentration. "A, r, l, e… Fucking… Damn. That really is what it says."

She gave it back to him, frustrated.

"It's missing at least a few letters," said Arash, "from both the first and second names. The date, on the other hand, that's all there is to it. No day or month, just the year."

"A date of manufacture," Emiya murmured thoughtfully.

"Looks that way."

And, presumably, the name of the man who made it. I couldn't say I recognized it, however, and I couldn't fit the name of anyone I did know about from this era with the steam-powered robots clunking about the city. On the other hand, I couldn't think of anyone who fit the mold when I looked at it from the lens of who could have made those robots, so maybe that wasn't the best metric to be using to fill in the blanks.

"Arles Babb," I echoed, but saying it didn't magically conjure up the missing letters that would make it make sense. "A Caster with a Noble Phantasm that makes robots. We don't think he's a mage, so he must have been some other kind of…intellectual to make it to the Throne —"

Mash gasped. "Charles Babbage!"

Who? From the looks on everyone else's faces, no one else had any idea who that was either.

Except for Fran, who had gone ramrod straight, eyes wide and mouth dropped open. "Uhn?"

Mash nodded. "That's who it must be!" she said. "Charles Babbage! He was a famous scientist and mathematician of this era, a-although he died almost twenty years ago from the current date, so he must be a Servant!" She looked down and then across to the divot, where the Helter Skelter had been destroyed. "I-it even makes sense that he made the Helter Skelter. Steam-powered machines were his specialty! He even made a rudimentary computer using one!"

This guy made a steam-powered computer in the mid-1800s?

"Definitely a Heroic Spirit," Emiya agreed, sounding impressed.

"Is that really that big a deal?" Mordred asked.

"It'll be another hundred years before computers start to become commonplace in family homes," I said. "Another twenty from there before they get small enough and powerful enough to carry around in your pocket."

Although that was massively simplifying things and I simply didn't know enough about the history of computing to give more detail than that. A sudden pang stabbed me in the gut — Defiant and Dragon could probably have explained all of those things, down to the date and functionality of each advancement.

"Alright," said Mordred, grudgingly impressed, "maybe this guy's a big deal, then. Doesn't explain what he's doing here and now."

A good point. If we assumed that Babbage was the B in P, B, and M, then it wasn't a stretch at all to assume that this fog, it wasn't a fog at all, it was steam, cooled by the air as it spread through the city. The question we had to ask from there was why he was making it in the first place. What did he hope to accomplish?

An equally pertinent question, was it even his idea at all, or had the mysterious third player, M, who Paracelsus had warned us was the most dangerous, put it in Babbage's head? Maybe the only thing he'd actually done to Babbage was convince him to bring his fantasy world to life, a world populated by steam-powered mechanical monstrosities, where all of his greatest creations flourished.

"Let's take a break," I said, and the suddenness of my suggestion had everyone looking at me askance. "We'll go inside and talk about this there. Away from prying eyes."

Understanding flitted across their faces.

"Yeah," said Ritsuka, "we've been doing a lot of walking. Let's get off our feet for a few minutes."

"Oh!" said Mash. "And I have Miss Renée's snacks here, too! We can eat those!"

Emiya's brow twitched, but if anyone else noticed, no one commented on it, and he said nothing himself.

Jackie? I projected down along our bond. Come on back.

Okay,
she replied simply.

So we left that particular section behind and made our way a little further on, entering the Palace through a set of wooden double doors that wasn't directly beneath a section that had been destroyed by Mordred's Noble Phantasm. We stepped first into an entrance room, and then beyond that into a hall with high, vaulted ceilings. Statues of famous Englishmen, none of whom I recognized on sight, lined either side, and reliefs were carved into almost every wall, broken up only by paintings of what I assumed were yet more famous scenes out of British history.

Some depicted men in coats of chainmail, shields hung across their back and banners flying, with what I assumed was probably Richard the Lionheart standing triumphantly in the middle of it all. Some depicted coronations or knightings or some other sort of diplomatic function, with men in tights and women in medieval gowns. The others, I couldn't even guess at, so I didn't even try.

Jackie reappeared amongst our group then, startling several of the others. Mordred swore up a storm, and spent several minutes afterwards grumbling about how much she hated surprises.

It felt a little silly, but I didn't protest when Jackie slipped her hand into mine, like we were a pair of tourists there to see where the metaphorical magic happened.

I led the others through the halls and the corridors, deliberately avoiding the rooms where all the bugs had died from contact with the fog, and eventually, we wound up in a dining hall, a narrow room with a long table at its center. If I thought Jekyll's apartment had the most stereotypical Victorian wallpaper, then this room had gone out of its way to prove me wrong, because the red, gold, and green paisley pattern looked like it had sprung directly out of a regency romance, and the paintings hanging on the walls and the golden wood paneling only made it even worse.

Mom would have loved every second of it.

"Damn," said Rika. "If this is the kinda place you eat when you're in government, I gotta become a senator or something."

As if it was that simple.

"Here is fine," I said. I pulled my mask off, ran a hand through my hair, and slipped my glasses back on. "Mash?"

"Yes!"

We all took a seat around the table, and from inside the compartment in her shield, Mash produced the wrapped bundle Renée had given her before we left the apartment. When she untied the knot and unfolded the fabric, it was to reveal more of those jam sandwiches, sprinkled with powdered sugar.

"Oh!" said Rika, grinning. "Those were really good!"

"They really were," Ritsuka agreed with her.

Emiya's brow twitched again. "I-is that so… Maybe…I'll have to ask her for the recipe."

And it sounded like the very idea caused him physical pain.

Mash started to pass them around. Even though the Servants didn't need to eat, Renée had packed enough for all of us to have one, with a few leftovers for anyone who wanted seconds. One of them wound up in front of me, but I passed it over to Jackie first, who smiled at me and said, "Thanks, Mommy!"

The smile and the pat on the head were becoming almost routine. I wondered which of us was really teaching the other how this parenting thing worked properly.

"So," I said as I accepted my own little sandwich. Conveniently, the plates and utensils had been left out when this place was abandoned. "Charles Babbage. What do you know about him, Fran?"

Fran, halfway to biting into her own sandwich, froze for several long seconds.

The twins and Mash, all three noticing the lack of a response, turned to her. "Fran?" asked Ritsuka.

Slowly, miserably, Fran set her sandwich back onto her plate, uneaten. "Uhn," she said at length, staring down at the tablecloth. "Uh, uh, uh-uhn. Uhn."

Modred grunted and leaned back in her chair, taking a huge bite of her sandwich. "So that's how it is, huh? Figures. Ain't nothing in this fucking place is simple or easy."

Rika's hand rose.

"She knew Babbage," I answered before she could say anything. "Back before her creator locked her up. She even met him in person."

"Uhn," Fran confirmed. "Uhn, uh, uh, uh-uhn. Ah…uhn…"

"It's how she's been able to use the Helter Skelter to find the central control node we just destroyed," Mash translated. "She's not following the magical energy so much as she is the traces of Babbage's presence they contain."

Fran's mouth drew into a miserable line. "Uh, uh, ah, uh, uhn."

"That doesn't matter," I told her. "Paracelsus already explained it. Whoever he is, M has been twisting the minds of all the Servants he recruits. Whether Babbage would do something like this doesn't change the fact that M could make him."

And if M could make an esteemed, learned mage like Paracelsus, a genius in his own right, submit and dance to his tune, then someone like Babbage, a man who — presumably — had no actual talent for magecraft and no magic resistance to fall back on, wouldn't be able to even resist. As callous as it might be to say so, he simply didn't have the right skills to try.

Maybe we shouldn't be splitting up so much anymore. M's hypnosis may not be subtle in anyone we had yet seen suffer under it, but that didn't mean he wouldn't be able to subvert one of us if he got us alone.

Fran didn't try to deny what I'd said, but it didn't make her any happier either.

"Besides, this guy's a Servant, ain't he?" said Mordred. "You should know what that means by now. He's not the man you knew. He's just a restless ghost who's been twisted up by some fucker who thought it would be a fun way of screwing with history." She took another bite of her sandwich, then brandished the remainder at Fran, and with a full mouth, continued, "If anything, yer doing him a favor, yeah? The real Babbage, I bet he'd be pretty disgusted with what this version of him is getting up to! He'd wantcha to fix it up and set the record straight!"

Despite how she said it, this was what got through to Fran, and she firmed up, mouth thinning into a determined line.

"Uhn!"

I turned to Arash, and like I didn't already know the answer, I asked, "Do you still have that hunk of the control unit we destroyed?"

"Sure."

He produced it from one of the pouches hanging from his hips and set it down on the table, well away from any food.

"Do you think you could use that to track Babbage?" I asked Fran.

She hesitated. "Uh-uhn. Uhn…"

My lips thinned. Only a "maybe," huh? I wasn't inclined to think she was deliberately holding back, if only because she had to have had at least some idea of who we were tracking down when she pointed us this way in the first place and had still done it. The fact that they had led us here instead of to Babbage himself, however, gave me a pretty good idea why she was so uncertain.

Ritsuka sighed. "It can't ever be that easy, can it?"

Almost of its own accord, my mouth quirked up on the one side. Was that pattern recognition after four Singularities and all of the associated bullshit, or was I really rubbing off on him that much?

"Hey, now," said Arash. "We still have a lead, don't we? Why don't we give it a shot before we start talking about how bad things are?"

"Even if it doesn't pan out, it is still a lead," I agreed.

"Yay for optimism?" Rika offered half-heartedly. Jeanne Alter snorted.

"Well, I guess we don't have anything to lose by trying," Ritsuka hedged.

"Even if we don't find Babbage himself, we still managed to find one of his high spec models and took it out," said Emiya. "Well, it's not what we might have wanted, but it's still an accomplishment."

"Come on," Mordred complained, "what the hell is with all of that? Where's the support? Fran'll totally make it work, I know it!"

Ironic that someone like Mordred was the one being most supportive.

"Yes!" said Mash. She turned to Fran. "Don't worry, Fran! It might be hard, but I know you can do it! You'll find Professor Babbage for us, I just know it!"

Fran nodded. "U-uhn! Uh-uhn!"

"The power of positive thinking!" Rika cheered, throwing up her arms.

"Finish your sandwich first, or else it'll go to waste," I told her.

"Ah!" She scooped up the last remaining bit of sandwich on her plate and shoveled it into her mouth. A pleased whine vibrated out of her throat. "So good! Emiya, you really gotta get the recipe from Renée!"

The smile he gave her was painfully fake. "I'll…see what I can do."

"So what happens when we do find this guy?" Jeanne Alter asked around a mouthful of her own sandwich.

"Ain't it obvious?" Mordred said. "We kick his tin can ass!"

"I know what you want to do to him," Jeanne Alter drawled. "I was asking the people with more than one brain cell."

Mordred grunted. "Fuck you."

"Told you, you're not my type, British."

"If the spell he's under is anything like the one that was used on Paracelsus, he might be able to slip us bits of information around the margins," Arash suggested.

They might not be that coherent, though. Too, it bore repeating that Paracelsus was an accomplished genius mage, and while Babbage was no less intelligent, unless there was something in his past that never got recorded in history, he didn't have the magical know-how to fight a Master effect as strong as M's.

"I don't think that's something we should rely upon," Emiya hedged.

"It's worth a shot, though, isn't it?" said Ritsuka. "If it doesn't happen, then it doesn't happen, but if Fran can find him, then trying to break through M's spell might work, too."

It was a lot of ifs to stake the investigation on, and while I didn't have a precog to tell me the odds on each one, I had a feeling they weren't particularly high. That was familiar in its own right, the sort of thing I'd been dealing with my entire career, and my time at Chaldea hadn't done much to prove it wrong.

But I'd also spent my career beating those odds. I'd threaded that needle more than once, and more than once in these last few months, the world had conveniently dropped just what I needed in my lap. Maybe Fran would find Babbage, and maybe Babbage would be strong enough to resist just long enough to tell us what we needed to know to find and defeat M, whoever he was.

"It is," I agreed.

And if it didn't work, we still had other avenues of investigation to pursue. The trackers on the Helter Skelter patrols, the ley lines. We weren't pinning our hopes entirely on one thing succeeding.

I finished the last of my own sandwich and swallowed before saying, "We'll take a few minutes to let our food settle before —"

Something dropped suddenly from thin air down the hall from us, a massive form whose landing made the floor beneath our feet tremble, and everyone felt it.

"What the heck was that?" Rika squeaked. "Who let the T-Rex out of her pen?"

My bugs surged into the hallway, abandoning subtlety to get as good a look at whatever it was as I could. Another Helter Skelter, steel gray, with golden accents. The lenses of its cameras were red, and unlike all of the others before, it wielded some kind of enormous mace that was almost as big as Helter Skelter itself. It lifted the mace as though it weighed nothing at all and pointed the end of the head — straight in our direction.

If it was far enough away to avoid having its presence detected immediately, then it wasn't far enough that any of our Servants could miss the magical energy it was gathering.

Silverware clattered. Plates fell to the floor and smashed. Mash leapt out of her seat.

"Master!"

"Get down!" I shouted as I seized Jackie and pulled her into my arms, then threw myself to the floor.

A bare second of stillness, a heartbeat —

And then a hurricane smashed through the doors like a cannonball.
— o.0.O.O.0.o —​
So I didn't get to go quite as far with this chapter as I intended to, but that's okay. I still got enough in to keep the name this time. And it lets me reference a certain someone even more directly with next chapter's title.

Anyway, I'm sure those of you who are paying close attention to my usual pattern will notice that we're due for an interlude. If you hadn't noticed, I like to do one per 10-ish chapters, so it's about time for another one. I have something very specific I want to do for that interlude and someone very specific whose perspective I want to use, however, so it's still going to be a few chapters before the next one.

For now, enjoy.
Next — Chapter CXLIX: King of Steam
"I-I'm okay! J-just, uh, w-waiting for my soul to catch up with my body!"
 
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Chapter CXLIX: King of Steam
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Chapter CXLIX: King of Steam

Over everything else, I didn't hear Mash shout the name of her Noble Phantasm or Emiya summon the Aias, but the fact that I could only feel a gentle gust of wind told me that — even if it sounded like the entire building was coming down — one of them had gotten in place in time to protect us. We were safe, or as safe as we could be.

For a long moment, however, all I could hear was the screech and the grind of a jet of compressed air battering away at our defenses. It deafened me, the same way the blast itself had blinded me to everything between that Helter Skelter and this room, and the steam itself was so full of magical energy that it was killing my bugs as the excess billowed out and filled up the whole hallway.

The seconds stretched, but eventually, the attack petered out. The steam, however, continued to creep through the building, and I was keenly aware what would happen to me if it was the same as the fog that was coating the city.

There would be no Flamel to reverse the damage this time. We were halfway across the city, and even carrying me as fast as he possibly could, I doubted Arash would get me back to the apartment in time.

My glasses had fallen off when I landed, and I felt around blindly for my mask as I called in the bugs I'd pushed out and into the corners of the room as a matter of courtesy to the others. My fingers found only carpet and the wood of chair legs.

A pair of small hands reached up from under me, lifting up and over my head, and then pulled a familiar fabric down over my face. When I could see again with my own eyes, I looked down at Jackie through my mask's lenses and met her own eyes, made softer by the muted colors that filtered in. Something like concern marred her face.

A wave of gratitude washed through me.

"Is Mommy okay?" she asked.

I should be asking you that, I thought. But if I had made it through that unscathed, then a Servant like Jackie probably wouldn't have even felt it.

"Yes."

As I climbed back to my feet, the others were doing the same, and the barrier of Lord Chaldeas flickered and faded. Mash huffed out a heavy breath, like she'd been holding it in the entire time.

"W-what the heck?" Rika asked into the deafening silence. "Who even does that?"

Jeanne Alter unsheathed her sword and turned to the ruined doorway, where the entire wall had been ripped away by the blast. "Somebody who really wants to fucking die!"

Mordred materialized her own sword and snarled, "Get in line!"

"I-it's another Helter Skelter," said Mash.

"So?" Mordred snapped.

"Only this one is…different."

Mordred sent her a dangerous, wide-eyed glare. "So?"

"So," I said calmly, "it just used a Noble Phantasm."

Ritsuka caught on first, straightening with a look of alarm. "Which means it's —"

"LISTEN!" a voice suddenly boomed, vibrating through the floor and shaking the walls. In the hallway beyond, the Helter Skelter spewed steam from the vents underneath its plates and took lumbering steps towards us. "Listen well, interlopers! I am the King of Steam! I am he who returned from beyond death to create this world of my fantasies! I am he who has returned in this era to grasp the future that I was once denied!"

"Sure likes to hear himself talk, doesn't he?" muttered Emiya.

"Shush!" Rika hissed at him. "He's monologuing!"

For this, I was going to agree with Rika. There was still too much information we were missing, and if letting this guy talk was going to get it for us, then we could afford to lend him our ears until he got violent again. If we were lucky, he might spill everything, and just like that, we would have all of the enemy's secrets and plans laid bare.

"Let him," I told everyone. It got me a few looks from Mordred and Jeanne Alter, but although no one relaxed, no one jumped into the fight either.

"The world I once imagined has lived on inside of me, realized," the Helter Skelter, who could only be Babbage himself, continued, "but it is not enough. It is not nearly enough. Behold my greed, for I continue to desire more. Behold my tenacity, for I struggle and toil even beyond the grave. Behold my idealized form, clad in the steel of my resolve. Behold, and make peace with God, for you shall soon be with Him."

"The fuck we will!" said Mordred, taking a threatening step forward.

More steam shot out from underneath the Helter Skelter's faceplates. The red lens that formed the central eye focused on us as he came closer. "You, interlopers from the proper course of history. You rabble who would deny me. I know your purpose here. I know your goals. If you would seek to undo this world of steam, then you need to destroy the mastermind responsible — in that case, you need look no further. I am the one that Victor called 'B.' I am Charles Babbage, and I will make the world of my dreams reality."

The closer he got, the more his presence stood out, and when I narrowed my focus upon him, his name and his abilities unfolded in my mind's eye. Charles Babbage, Caster Class Servant, with…the highest strength and constitution stats I'd ever seen on a Caster.

Modifiers? Two of them on three different stats? The only place I'd seen something like that before was Asterios.

"Uhn!" Fran stepped forward, but Mordred threw out an arm to stop her from running straight to Babbage. "Ah, uhn, uh-uhn, uhn!"

"Yes!" Mash agreed. "Professor Babbage, you understand what you're doing, don't you? What this Singularity is and what it means!"

Another burst of steam. Quieter, Babbage said, "You are…Victor's daughter, are you not? His finest creation, craving a love he refused you. Yes, I…I understand well. That this dream of mine, it comes at the expense of mankind's future. The incineration of humanity…"

"Uhn!" Fran said urgently. "Ah, uh, uhn, ah, ah, uhn!"

"Seriously!" Rika seethed under her breath. "How many does this make it? Is it just going to be me and Tohsaka by the end of it?"

"Fucking right?" Jeanne Alter agreed.

"I know," said Babbage. "What happened to Victor…it was a tragedy, but a necessity. He should have understood… No, no, of course he understood. Scholars such as us exist for the sake of humanity, for our dreams shape the future. We have a responsibility to those yet unborn and the generations to come. That is why he…why he had to…"

He trailed off. For several long seconds, he was silent. Jeanne Alter and Mordred, both of whom had remained at the ready for the fight, shared a bewildered look with each other, and then with Ritsuka, who could only shake his head, equally as confused.

Arash? I asked.

Here, he replied. I'm ready the second he makes a move, but I'm not sure how well my arrows will do against that armor.

I wasn't sure either. Arash's arrows were powerful, could shatter stone as easily as they pierced flesh, and had been strong enough to punch through the scales of the wyverns in Orléans. Babbage, however, had clad himself in his Noble Phantasm, and whether it was a suit of armor he was wearing or if he was like some Victorian version of Dragon, the end result still left him with a lot more defensive power just by virtue of that alone.

"Did he have to die?" Babbage asked, and if it wasn't for the echoing, reverberating quality his armor gave it, I wasn't sure we would have heard him. "No, no, of course Victor had to die, he was…standing in the way of my dream. Yes, and that was why… But why would Victor stand against me? He, best of all of us, should have understood the importance of our work. What it means for the future."

"Is he…talking to himself?" Jeanne Alter asked.

"We think something's wrong with him," Jackie said.

There was. B and M were supposed to be the masterminds behind this whole thing, but it seemed like my earlier thought was being proven out: the idea for this fog may have been Babbage's, but the mysterious M, whose identity we still didn't know, was the one who brainwashed him into going through with it. I was looking at a victim of Mastering who didn't have any of the protocols the PRT had come up with to fall back on to pull himself out of it, however flimsy they might have been in practice.

"Professor Babbage," I began, trying to strike the difficult balance between firm and gentle, "there is no future anymore. Your Project Demonic Fog is helping to destroy it."

"No," Babbage said immediately, "no, that can't be right, I… But it has to be. A dimension of steam that covers the entire world, there…can be only one result. Yes, and I…I have to see it. I need to see it. To make it a reality. Even if it costs… Even if it…"

"Uhn!" Fran protested. "Ah, ah, uhn, uh-ah, uhn!"

"Yes, I…I am an inventor," Babbage agreed. "I create…for the good of mankind. To further a path…into the future. My dream is… No, no, personal ambitions cannot…cannot trump the importance of the e-end goal! H-h-history has a-already determined that…the w-world I envisioned was not…n-not the correct path! M-my dream…can only ever be a dream!"

He lifted his massive mace.

"Shit!" Mordred cursed and made to leap forward.

But with a crash, Babbage slammed it into the wall, smashing the wooden boards and sending splinters pinging off the surface of his armor. And then again, and again. The whole palace seemed to shake under the strength of each one.

"H-h-how dare you!" Although the faceplate of the Helter Skelter had no mouth, the snarl was audible in his voice. "How dare you! T-t-to use my Angrboða against me in this fashion! To use my d-d-dream against me! To t-t-twist my mind towards your c-cruel ambitions! E-e-even now, I feel your f-fingers intruding upon my thoughts, M! Y-y-you have even stolen your t-true name from my lips! I am not a toy you can wind up and play with to your heart's content!"

With a final slam, he left his mace stuck in the demolished section of the wall.

"L-listen, interlopers!" Babbage said. "There is not…not much time! The source of this mist…the k-keystone for Project Demonic Fog, my Angrboða, you will find it deep…deep under… under… u-under…"

He fell silent, and for a long moment, said nothing more. Like a machine that had been powered down, a robot whose batteries had run out suddenly.

But unless his legend had changed his nature so drastically — not an impossibility, I had to admit, not when faced with all of the other Servants I had yet met and how their own legends had changed them — he was neither of those, he was a Heroic Spirit. A Servant. And Servants didn't simply shut down when they ran out of power, they disappeared. When none of us had done anything to bind him or stop him, there was only one thing that could force him to stop for no apparent reason.

A Command Spell.

"Okay," said Mordred, "what the fuck is happening now?"

"He's rebooting," Jeanne Alter drawled, "what's it look like?"

"Fuck you," Mordred snapped back.

"No," said Ritsuka, looking disturbed, "that's not what's happening at all."

Mash chanced a glance back over her shoulder. "Master?"

"M just hit his shutoff switch," Rika said grimly. "Get ready, Cinnabon. I think the Big Bad's about to assume direct control."

Mash's brow furrowed. "What?"

"Mash!" shouted Ritsuka.

Mash's head whipped back around, just in time for her to shove her shield up to protect her face as Babbage's massive metal fist swung for her head. The echoing metallic bong was loud, discordant, and set my teeth on edge, and Mash slid back several feet from the force of the blow. A burst of steam hissed out from the Helter Skelter's armor plates.

"P-Professor Babbage!" Mash gasped.

"Uhn!" Fran tried. "Ah, ah, uhn!"

"It's no use, Fran!" said Mordred. She kicked off the floor and raced towards Babbage, flying past Mash with her sword raised. "That's not Babbage anymore!"

The clang of her sword striking the armor and bouncing off was just as loud in so confined a space, and Babbage responded by ripping his giant mace free of the wall and swinging it around at her without a care for the damage he was doing to the building. Somehow, Mordred managed to dodge it, but only by a hair's breadth.

"Uhn?"

"Command Spell," Emiya said with a grimace. "Looks like M got tired of letting Babbage talk and decided to shut him up before he could give too much away."

"Uhn!"

It may have been cruel, but from a pragmatic point of view, it was the only option he had for keeping us from finding out more. If your coalition depended entirely on you controlling your minions, then when that control started to slip, the only thing you could do was apply a stronger method.

I hated what it reminded me of. After all, I'd done something similar. When the capes I was controlling during Gold Morning started to stroke out from the stress of my control, I'd pulled in Canary to pacify them. The principle was the same — and no less ugly now that someone else was using it, no matter their end goal.

"So it's just like Paracelsus," said Ritsuka. "The only thing left we can do for him is…"

Put him out of his misery.

"Yes."

Fran let out a plaintive moan.

"Shit." Jeanne Alter's grin belied her words. "Well, if we've got no other choice!"

"Try not to bring the building down around us," said Emiya as he materialized his swords at last.

"No promises!"

As Babbage lurched back into motion, Emiya, Jeanne Alter, and Mordred all leapt towards him to engage, and us Masters could do nothing except retreat as far into the room and away from the action as we could. It was too crowded for us to do anything else, to try something as ordinary as a Gandr shot that I already knew wouldn't have hurt Babbage anyway.

Even if the table in the center hadn't taken up a good portion of the room, the space was cramped. A fight between humans could have happened there, but a fight between capes wouldn't have worked so well, let alone a fight between Servants.

What followed was the strangest Servant fight I'd yet seen. As was befitting of that huge, clunky armor, Babbage was fairly slow, and although he had enough agility to swing his massive mace around and respond to attacks, he only really had speed in short bursts. That didn't matter so much when his armor was so thick, because even Mordred's prodigious strength wasn't leaving much behind except scratches and shallow dents, and those didn't slow him down at all.

Of course, that also meant that Jeanne Alter and Emiya weren't doing much damage either. Their swings didn't even hit as hard as Mordred's so they might as well have been swinging butterknives at Babbage for all the effect they were having. Arash's arrows didn't fare any better, because they mostly just bounced off.

Babbage also didn't need to be that fast. When the entire place was so small, there was almost no room for any of our Servants to maneuver. Mordred and Jeanne Alter could dive in at the same time and attack from opposite angles, but Emiya couldn't squeeze in between them, and there was barely enough space for Arash to aim for what should have been the vulnerable joints and gaps in the armor plating.

But Babbage had a third advantage. Namely, he could swing and miss all he liked without a care in the world for how much damage he was doing to the structure of the building around us, because it didn't matter to him if the roof came down on top of him. Even if he was buried alive, he wasn't really alive, so he could just go into spirit form and phase through the rubble to escape.

Us Masters, of course, didn't have the luxury. If the palace collapsed on top of us, then there was a good chance we'd either get injured or die.

"Mommy?" Jackie asked.

"Stay with me, Jackie," I murmured to her. Louder, I said, "Retreat!"

Several heads turned my way. "Senpai?" Rika asked, confused.

"We need to take this outside," I told her bluntly. "Jeanne Alter, Mordred, Arash, cover us!"

"The fuck?" Mordred grunted. She took a heavy blow on the flat of her sword, distracted for a split second by the order, and was knocked back for the effort.

Ritsuka, who seemed to have caught on, said, "Mash, you, too!"

"Ah, crap!" said Rika. "Emiya!"

"Got it!" Emiya said.

I took Jackie by the hand and turned around, then led her to the opposite end of the room from Babbage and through the leftmost door that would take us on the shortest route back outside. The twins and Fran were hot on my heels, with Mash not far behind us, covering our retreat as the others slowly gave ground to Babbage and led him in our direction.

The eerie part was the fact that he didn't make a sound, but for the movements of his armor. No shouting, no cursing, no promises of retribution or violence. Just a calm, implacable machine, dead set on murdering us.

In that regard, he reminded me of Leviathan. It wasn't a comfortable thought.

I gave a moment of consideration to the large room halfway down the other end of the building that had to be where one or both Houses of Parliament met, but even if it was much bigger than the dining room we'd just left, it didn't have enough room that I would be comfortable with anyone firing off a Noble Phantasm inside of it without endangering our lives. Outside was safer. No ceiling to fall down on our heads, no walls to collapse and bury us.

Through the hallways, I led our group, keeping track of everything as best I could to make sure Babbage was following and wasn't gearing up for another use of his Noble Phantasm. He made it harder with his armor. Every now and again, bursts of pressurized steam would jet out of vents hidden beneath the plates and just above the joints, and any bugs caught in them were flash-fried and expelled. My swarm had already been tiny by comparison to my usual numbers, and I was losing what little I had to send against him before I could explore his suit enough to figure out a weakness.

Mostly, it seemed that it didn't really have any. It was, after all, essentially the same as the other Helter Skelter, it was just of a much higher quality. It shared the same vulnerabilities, except I was dead sure that my Last Resort would be just shy of useless in cutting the mechanisms that controlled the arms.

Marie and Da Vinci had said that the Helter Skelter were both the product and manifestation of a Heroic Spirit's Noble Phantasm — Babbage's Noble Phantasm. I figured it was safe to assume that his armor was the same, and if it was even sturdier than the high spec Helter Skelter we'd found outside, then it was going to take a lot to get through it.

Last time, it had taken two Noble Phantasms to put it down, although Mordred's might have been enough on its own. It was probably a good idea to give Jeanne Alter and Mordred a break to recover their energy, so that only left a couple of options, and if M was paying enough attention to what was going on to use a Command Spell to stop Babbage from talking, then there were still a few secret weapons we should probably keep secret from him.

"Emiya!" I called back as I ran. "The instant you have a clear shot —" What was the incantation he'd used again? Right. "— twist your core in madness!"

I could practically hear Emiya's neck crack from how quickly his head spun. "What? Master —"

"You," Rika said between breaths, "heard her! Senpai has…a plan!"

We came upon the last stretch of hallway and raced down it to the echo of our footsteps on the tile and the rumble of Babbage barreling through everything in his way, splintering doors and tearing chunks of stone out of the walls. I had a stray thought about having to pay for the damages to the UK government, and what Marie might have said when she got the bill.

It probably wouldn't have been pretty or calm.

The doors that led outside loomed ahead of us, and I realized suddenly as I ran that we couldn't afford to slow down to open them normally. Babbage might not have been fast over long distances or turns, but he was still fast enough to chase down ordinary humans if we gave him enough of a chance.

Jackie, I thought at her, the doors!

"Yes, Mommy!"

I let her pull her hand free of mine, and faster than I could ever hope to be, she sped over to the doors at the end of the hallway. She didn't even bother opening them the way I'd intended for her to; instead, she pulled out her knives and slashed the hinges like they were made of butter, to the sound of a horrific metallic shriek, and then hit the wood hard enough to send them flying outwards and onto the pavement outside.

Good job! I praised her.

Her smile lit up her face.

Because she had opened the way, we didn't slow down at the doorway and ran straight through it and out into the open, into the fog. The burn of my magic circuits from the dense energy in the air joined the burn of my muscles from the run, but it was easily ignored, and we kept going, across the sidewalk and out towards the street. The twins followed my lead.

It was only once we were clear enough of the building to avoid any falling debris that I came to a stop and spun around. The twins were a little startled at the suddenness of it, but came up beside me and turned, too, with Fran in tow. Our Servants followed us out, still taking potshots at Babbage, still firing ineffective arrows in the case of Emiya and Arash, but they had to break off when Babbage himself stopped just shy of coming through the doorway.

"Shit," said Mordred as she settled herself defensively in front of Mash. "Think he's onto us? Or did that M bastard order him to defend that place?"

"The fuck do you think?" Jeanne Alter said. "That son of a bitch isn't stupid enough to think we'd just leave things be because his wind-up toy doesn't leave the fucking building. He's up to something."

"Uh-uh-uhn," Fran suggested.

"Maybe," I allowed, although I personally doubted it. Babbage had no Magic Resistance whatsoever, and he wasn't particularly famous for his indomitable will, the way some heroes were. There was only so much he could do to fight a Command Spell.

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that's it at all," Arash said grimly.

"Emiya?" I said.

Emiya let out a breath almost like a sigh, then shifted his stance and held out a hand. Above his palm, the wireframe structure of a sword took shape, then slowly filled in, gaining detail, color, and form. A blue-wrapped hilt, a golden guard, a blade that spiraled towards its point like a drill. When it had finished, he gripped it by the pommel and set it along the string of his bow.

"Wait!" said Rika. "He's doing something!"

In the shadow of the doorway, Babbage lifted his mace again, and I thought for a fraction of a second that he was going to smash the entrance of the building, as though it could slow him down if he really wanted to follow us out. For that fraction of a second, I entertained the possibility that Fran was right and he really was fighting back against M's orders.

That went right out the window when he pointed the head in our direction and an ominous glow began to shine through the hollowed barrel that went down the length of the thing.

Shit.

And between the fog drifting into the building and the intense concentration of magical energy gathering, I couldn't even try something like clogging up the barrel with my bugs.

"Mash!" Ritsuka said urgently, preempting me.

"Yes, Master!"

She rushed to the head of the group, past Mordred and Jeanne Alter, and planted her shield in front of her.

"Lord Chaldeas!"

The familiar rampart formed as a barrier in front of the shield — just in time for another hurricane to slam into it with enough strength to rip apart the pavement in its way. A vortex of swirling steam stretched back, connecting Lord Chaldeas to that narrow barrel in Babbage's mace, and it howled as it tried to grind away at the barrier and consume us.

Lord Chaldeas had weathered worse, however, from stronger, more intimidating Heroic Spirits. Attila the Hun and her impossible sword hadn't been able to break through it without effort, and to date, she was the only one I'd seen who had been able to do it. Babbage's Noble Phantasm was never going to be strong enough to compare to that. The only thing that managed to reach us was a stiff breeze.

In the space between the start and the end, Emiya drew back on his bowstring. The sword set there streamlined and narrowed until it resembled an undulating arrow.

"My core is twisted in madness," he muttered like a prayer.

The swirling vortex of steam petered out and slowly died, and once it had dissipated, so too did Lord Chaldeas. Babbage didn't even have a moment to try anything else — the instant the barrier disappeared, Emiya barked, "Caladbolg!" and the arrow leapt from his bow with a burst of wind that blew my hair back.

There was no travel time. To me, it seemed like the arrow left the bow and slammed into Babbage in the same moment, detonating like a bomb. A massive explosion rocked the building, shook the ground beneath our feet, and swallowed up the entire front of the palace in front of us in a bright, blue blaze. Every bug that I had left in that range abruptly vanished, too quickly to even feel the heat of the blast that killed them.

The boom echoed an instant after Caladbolg detonated, and Rika squealed as the backlash washed over us, whipping my hair about, and if it hadn't been for my mask, biting at my skin. I still felt it on my bare hands.

As the light faded, the extent of the damage done was revealed, and if Mordred had shaved off a large chunk of the upper floors when she destroyed the high spec Helter Skelter earlier, then Caladbolg had carved out a section three or four times the size and left a crater behind to match. The entire front of the building six hallways wide and three deep had been obliterated, including the room where we'd been eating our snacks not that long ago.

I realized suddenly that Emiya probably could have obliterated Flauros on his own with something like this, if only it wouldn't have caught us in the crossfire. He must have planned for Caladbolg to go through Flauros' flesh so that the building behind him could act as a backstop and Flauros' bulk would protect us from the blast, it just hadn't worked the way he'd intended at the time.

At the center of the devastation was Babbage, or rather what was left of him. The entirety of the right arm had been seared away, taking with it both his mace and a large chunk of the head, right leg, and the chest plate. Much of the head itself was still red hot and almost molten, with the edges wavy and melted, and the entire right half of the "skirt" that hung down over the upper legs was just gone.

A liquid of some kind was flowing freely down the side that had been so badly damaged. It was hard to tell whether it was blood or oil or some mixture of both.

"Uhn," Fran said mournfully.

"Holy cow," said Rika. "He actually survived that? Where can I get me some armor like that?"

"Shit, that guy's fucking durable," Mordred agreed.

"I-i-interlopers," Babbage stuttered out, and it fluctuated with each syllable, like his speaker system was failing. The red eye at the center of his head flickered. "Listen…l-listen carefully. My Massive Steam Engine Angrboða…u-utilizes the Holy Grail as a p-power source. If you w-w-wish to right this twisted world, y-you must…must destroy it, before it spreads b-beyond the city. You will find it…deep u-undergr —"

There was no warning. Mid-sentence, as he was about to tell us the secret location of his machine, he suddenly exploded in a spectacular flash of light, sound, and heat. Bits and pieces of his armor flew in every direction, and I threw up my hands to protect my face as Rika squeaked and Ritsuka gave a shout of alarm.

But Arash interposed himself between me and the blast as Emiya did the same for Rika and Mash raised her shield to protect both of the twins as best as she could. Mordred put herself in front of Fran for the same reason.

It was over fast, but the echo of the shockwave rang in my ears for several long seconds afterwards.

"Anyone hurt?" I asked.

"U-uhn!" said Fran.

"I-I'm okay!" Rika said. "J-just, uh, w-waiting for my soul to catch up with my body!"

"Same, Senpai!" her brother added.

From her place between me and Arash, Jackie piped up with, "We're okay, Mommy."

"Thank goodness!" said Mash.

And since the Servants all seemed fine, too, that meant that no one had been hurt by the explosion. Only, it seemed, Babbage, who was nowhere to be seen when I peered past Arash to the spot where he'd been a moment ago. There didn't even seem to be shards of his armor laying around. They would have disappeared when he did.

I wondered if the other Helter Skelter had vanished, too, and I wasn't sure if I wanted them to. It ruined the plan to track them back to their base, a plan that might have gone up in smoke with Babbage just a second ago anyway, since their creator would no longer be around to do maintenance in the first place.

"Damn," said Jeanne Alter, "what a sore loser. Fucker blew himself up instead of going quietly."

"I don't think that was it at all," Emiya told her grimly.

"No," I agreed, "it wasn't."

It was too convenient that he would self-destruct just as he was about to reveal the location of Angrboða, and there was only one person who benefited from it. So, just like he had earlier when he used a Command Spell to force Babbage to attack us to keep him from telling us the same thing he had just been about to, M had used another Command Spell to force Babbage to commit suicide. By detonating whatever his suit had used as a power source? That was my guess. It was the only explanation I had for the sudden explosion.

"M, again," Ritsuka said darkly.

"Uhn," Fran growled.

"Think so?" Mordred asked. She didn't sound surprised or skeptical.

"In a normal Holy Grail War, it was the intended purpose of Command Spells in the first place," Emiya revealed. "That is, to force your Servant to commit suicide at the end once the rest of the competitors had been eliminated. This wouldn't be the first time a Master has used Command Spells for that purpose, and it won't be the last. It's just the first time you guys have had to see it."

Deliberately, I didn't mention that I had hoarded my Command Spells for just that purpose with some of our more dangerous Servants I hadn't been sure we could trust — one of them was right there with us.

"That's fucked up," said Jeanne Alter.

Mordred glanced meaningfully at Jackie, who didn't seem to notice.

"At least he's gone, though, right?" said Rika. "I mean, for Command Spells to work, you have to have a contract between a Master and Servant, right? So if he has the Grail, M can just print Command Spells and use them to force Babbage to do whatever he wanted. It's sad that things had to go this way, but it wasn't like we had a choice, did we?"

She sounded like she was trying to convince herself as much as she was anyone else.

"Uh-uhn, ah, uhn," Fran mumbled.

Rika wasn't wrong, though. There really wasn't much else we could have done. Without Medea and her Rule Breaker, we had no way of breaking his contract with M and saving him from being forced to do M's bidding. In that sense, yeah, putting him out of his misery was the only viable option we really had. If we had tried to let him go, it would have just meant having to face him again later.

That probably wasn't much comfort to Fran, though, and while it meant we were down another of the enemy masterminds, we'd also lost a source of information about exactly what was going on here. The information about Angrboða was useful, and the things implied about M in the way Babbage talked weren't nothing, but the most important part was something that we still hadn't gotten.

Deep under. I thought he was about to say "deep underground," but he might have been trying to tell us "deep in the Underground," because that did exist in this era. Not as extensively as it would later, but it was still there, and still extensive enough that it would take a lot of time to comb the entirety of it for clues.

"So what now?" said Jeanne Alter. "Now that the tin can is out of the way, that just leaves the last guy, right? The head honcho himself? Chief motherfucker of this whole shebang?"

Fran glowered at her, no doubt upset about how callously Jeanne Alter was treating the issue of Babbage.

"For now," I said, "we head back to the apartment. Decompress, eat some dinner, let Jekyll and the others know what happened here and what we found out. After that…"

We didn't necessarily have to search the whole Underground, though. We had a few other clues that would help us narrow down where to look, particularly since a machine that was powered by the Holy Grail would be letting out a lot of energy. The fact that something like that wasn't even a blip on Chaldea's sensors told us that there were really only a few places it could be, and conveniently, we'd already been planning to look in those places. We just now knew to look under the streets instead of in the buildings on top of them.

"We plan out how we're going to track M down so we can stop him from expanding this Singularity." I turned to Fran. "And we'll make him answer for what he did to Babbage, too."

Her mouth set into a grim, determined line, and she nodded. "Uhn!"
— o.0.O.O.0.o —​
The natural consequences of the previous chapter.

A lot of stuff kinda gets brushed over in the canon FGO narrative sometimes, but it's been so long since I played through London originally that I've forgotten some of the things it actually does get right. Like the fact that Victorian London already had the famous London Underground.

I was surprised when the fight actually took up as much of the chapter as it did, all things considered.
Next — Chapter CL: Beneath the Surface
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