Hereafter [Worm x Fate/Grand Order]

Chapter CLVII: King of the Storm
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Chapter CLVII: King of the Storm

Pillars of fire shot up around Barbatos's bulk, expanding, twisting, and as they reached the ceiling, the steam above ignited, too, in a whoosh of flames that cast a bright light across the entire cavern. Down below, on the ground, we were buffeted by waves of hot air that blew our hair all about, but with the mist much thinner around us, the magical energy wasn't dense enough to cause a chain reaction.

Embarrassingly, I'd forgotten about the fact that denser mist exploded on contact with Jeanne Alter's flames. It wasn't, however, as though we'd had a plethora of options for taking Barbatos down, so even if I'd remembered, I might have tried it anyway.

Whether or not the additional energy from the fog boosted Jeanne Alter's Noble Phantasm, there was no way for us to know. The twisting tornado of fire swelled and condensed and spun, and over the roar of the flames and the howl of the igniting steam, it was impossible to hear the squelch of the cursed stakes stabbing into Barbatos, but I couldn't imagine them doing much damage on their own. It was the fire I'd been counting on to begin with.

For several long seconds, Barbatos burned, and I squinted through my lenses, watching the dancing flames, eyes searching for the slightest hint of a counterattack — but it never came.

And then the Noble Phantasm petered out. The pillar of fire died from the bottom up, lifting towards the ceiling like a curtain rising on the next act, until all that was left were a few flickering embers that licked at the rock and dirt above us before finally winking out. In their wake stood Barbatos, a charred husk of what he'd been before, the leathery outer flesh seared away and the raw, red inner flesh blackened. Many of the eyes had burst and melted either through the sheer heat or from a combination with the stakes that had pierced through them from below.

But he was still there, still standing. Even as I watched, his wounds were slowly healing, the burns steadily being replaced by what counted for healthy flesh. The eyes reconstituted one by one. It was still not as fast as Flauros or Forneus had been, hooked up to a Grail as both of those were when we fought them, nor even as fast as Herakles had healed when he resurrected, but what he lacked in speed, he made up for in stamina.

"POINTLESS," Barbatos rumbled. In spite of his rough shape, his voice still boomed. "NO MATTER HOW SPIRITED YOUR RESISTANCE, IT IS ULTIMATELY FUTILE. EVEN IF YOU DEFEAT ME, YOU WILL HAVE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING. YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST, CHALDEA, AND NO AMOUNT OF STRUGGLING WILL AVAIL YOU."

His eyes swiveled about, and each one focused on a different Servant, flashing with surges of magical energy. Explosions ripped across the cavern, a staccato of cracks and booms as Barbatos nipped at our Servants' heels with his massive Mystic Eyes. He chased them around, firing off one blast after another, but his wounds hampered him to some degree, because he only rarely scored a hit, and when he did, it was fairly easily ignored.

Magic Resistance was such a convenient skill.

He wound up targeting us a few times, too, but Mash blocked them effortlessly with her shield. However little they could do to our Servants, I had no doubt that us squishy human Masters would be killed or maimed by a direct hit, and I was in no hurry to prove it.

Well, that didn't work, Jeanne Alter told me. It came across as an accusation. What now, Master? He's still flapping his gob and tossing his firecrackers all over the place.

It wasn't like we'd run out of options just because her Noble Phantasm hadn't worked. We just needed to deal more damage before he could completely recover from his wounds — run down his stamina by preventing him from regaining his strength. Just like the previous two Demon Gods, this one looked like it was a battle of attrition.

Aífe, I said instead of addressing Jeanne Alter directly. How long?

Not long
, she answered me simply. I only need to finish placing the runes.

So we just had to buy her time to do that.

I yoked the bonds of my other Servants again, ignoring the brief moment of disorientation and reaching all of them simultaneously. We need to buy time for Aífe to set up her Noble Phantasm. Keep his attention off of her until then.

Dunno if you noticed, but the last one didn't do much,
Mordred responded.

It's making him waste energy to heal himself, I told her. The more damage we do, the quicker he'll burn through what he has and turn back into Zolgen.

If you say so.
She didn't sound like she really believed me, but if she had any better ideas, she wasn't sharing.

They dove back into the fighting, getting up close and hacking away at whatever parts of Barbatos were within reach. Like before, it wasn't much, because Barbatos was simply too big to be meaningfully hurt by an ordinary-sized sword, no matter how much strength was put behind it, and the ranged support from Emiya and Arash wasn't doing that much either. That was what I'd expected, though. The important part was that he wasn't paying anywhere near as much attention to what Aífe was doing, only pursuing her with the same effort he was putting into the others.

It felt a little strange, honestly. We were doing our best with what we had available under the circumstances, because we had to worry about accidentally caving the whole place in and — ironically — protecting Angrboða while Flamel rescued Renée, but Barbatos seemed to be acting almost…perfunctorily. Like this was a job and he was only doing what he absolutely had to, not like he was honestly and truly trying his best to kill us.

"It didn't work," Ritsuka said. "So he really is just like the last two. That means we have to whittle him down, doesn't it?"

"Aífe's setting up Ochd Deug Odin," I revealed, and he nodded like he'd been expecting that. "The others just have to keep Barbatos busy in the meantime."

"Kinda basic," said Rika, "but, hey, that makes it really easy to follow! Emiya!"

"I heard!" Emiya responded. "Not sure how much of his attention I have without pulling out the stuff that might get us all killed, but I'll do what I can!"

"What he could" turned out to be mostly more of what he'd already been doing, with the addition of some carefully chosen weapons that hit a little harder, but nothing anywhere near the scale of the Caladbolg I'd seen him use several times before nor Caladbolg itself. They dealt more damage to Barbatos, eating away larger chunks of his flesh, but none of them was devastating enough to do more than whittle away at the massive pillar that was the enemy.

That was to be expected, I guess. Emiya was a versatile and powerful Heroic Spirit with an impressively vast and equally versatile collection of weapons at his disposal, but when he had to worry about killing us all by collapsing the cavern, then there was only so much he could do. If we were a mile away out in the open? Barbatos would have already been dead.

And as Emiya and Arash fired barrages of arrows, the others danced around, dodging and weaving through the detonations and the fire and cutting into Barbatos with every chance they got. Aífe, meanwhile, bounced around, steadily circling that huge body and cautiously picking moments where she wasn't being attacked to lay down the runes needed for her Noble Phantasm. Barbatos didn't even seem to notice what she was doing, and whether that was his own lethargic negligence or the others' distractions at work, I wasn't quite sure myself.

The seconds ticked by, punctuated by the sounds of the explosions from Barbatos and his mystic eyes and the squelch of his flesh being cut and pierced. Every wound inflicted upon him bled black ichor, and the pool beneath him slowly spread and seeped across the ground. In the mask, I couldn't smell it, but the memory of the stench was seared into my nostrils, and that was enough to force my nose to wrinkle.

"You know, I'd forgotten how bad that stank," Rika complained quietly.

"Almost makes you wish the fog down here was strong enough to cover it up," Ritsuka agreed.

"Please don't even joke about that, Senpai!" Mash said, strained.

The fact that they could joke about it so easily told me that they must have noticed it, too, how different this felt from the previous fights. Maybe it wasn't my imagination, then. Maybe Barbatos really wasn't trying as hard as he could be to snuff us all out.

At last, Aífe finished her circuit, coming back around to the front to plant the final rune. "Everyone," she shouted, "get back! This is my —"

"DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE? HOW NAIVE."

Every single one of his eyes suddenly turned towards Aífe, and they flashed a brilliant white as a surge of magical energy rose up out of nowhere. All of the concentrated power of every explosion ripped apart the same space, and although Aífe had sensed something wrong, she wasn't fast enough to escape the entire barrage at once. It caught her before she could get clear, and her body disappeared beneath the echoing BOOM and searing light.

"Aífe!" the twins and Mash all called in concert.

Arash, I hurried to ask, is she —

Yes,
he answered before I could finish, but she didn't come out of that unscathed.

When it was over, a maroon lump laid some thirty feet away from the initial blast, an entire arm and leg missing as red blood fell sluggishly from the burnt stumps. A cool relief mixed with worry in my gut, churning into an uncomfortable mess. That hadn't killed her, and even if it had, it wouldn't have meant much since her main body was still back at Chaldea, but that had to hurt and there was no way she could continue fighting in that condition.

"Super Bitch!" Jeanne Alter called.

Aífe struggled to push herself up and got no farther. The damage to the rest of her was healing — courtesy of her runes, no doubt — but the arm and leg remained gone and showed no signs of restoring themselves. It would be a miracle if she could make it back over to the rest of her runic array, all the more so if she could do it without drawing Barbatos's attention so he could finish her off.

"ADMIRABLE," Barbatos allowed, "BUT ULTIMATELY, JUST AS POINTLESS AS ALL OF YOUR OTHER EFFORTS. ALL YOU HAVE DONE IS DELAY THE MOMENT OF YOUR DEMISE — BY NOTHING MORE THAN A SCANT FEW SECONDS."

Once more, his eyes turned to Aífe, and I considered, for a moment, using a Command Spell to get her to safety —

"FUCK YOU!"

An enormous gout of flame struck Barbatos before I could try, washing over his one side and sending flickering sparks across the rest of him. Before the first one had even died down, a second struck, just as big and just as intense, and several of the eyes in the direct path of the fire burst open from the heat, spewing more of that black ichor to the ground.

Barbatos's attention turned, and every eye now focused on Jeanne Alter. "IF YOU ARE DETERMINED TO OFFER YOURSELF UP FOR JUDGMENT FIRST, THEN I SHALL OBLIGE YOU, YOU ABERRANT ANOMALY."

But before he could gather the energy to blast her the way he had Aífe, Hippolyta came upon him from the opposite side, and her fist struck him like a meteor, popping the eye she hit instantly. His entire mass was jolted by the blow, undulating as the force washed up and down from the point of impact, and for a second, I wondered if he would teeter over and fall like a tree. I wasn't sure that he even could.

Hippolyta landed for all of a second, bracing herself against the ground, and as Barbatos swayed back towards her, she leapt up again and swung her leg around in a roundhouse kick that would have made every martial artist in every cheesy kung fu movie I'd ever seen green with envy. The smack of the collision was absolutely thunderous, echoing off of the ceiling and walls of the cavern until it sounded like she'd kicked him a hundred times at once.

Arash, I began quickly, get Aífe and take her back to where she was putting that last rune. Hurry, while the others are keeping Barbatos busy.

Got it
, he replied, and then he vanished from beside me into spirit form, gone.

Unless there was some sort of serious discrepancy in power or some conceptual bullshit going on, Barbatos shouldn't be as hard to put down as Forneus without the Grail to bolster him. Ochd Deug Odin, and maybe a second use of Jeanne Alter's Noble Phantasm, and that would be enough to defeat the Demon God, leaving us to get whatever else we could out of Zolgen before he died.

It should be that simple. I wanted it to be that simple. But I couldn't shake the sense that there was something going on here that I wasn't seeing.

Hippolyta continued battering Barbatos with punches and kicks that hit with ridiculous power, her presence growing stronger and weightier with each second as her own Noble Phantasm pushed her closer and closer to the realm of the gods. Jeanne Alter hit him back with more bursts of flame, although none as big or as hot as the first two had been, leaving Siegfried to chip away at the margins and do his best not to get in their way.

Barbatos might have tried to unleash another of those powerful blasts, but he wasn't being given the time or the chance to focus like that. The blasts he was firing kept going wide, thrown off course by the shock of Hippolyta's blows, and instead of hitting any of his intended targets, they ignited against the far walls, the floor, and the cavern ceiling. They carved gouges into the rock and the dirt, throwing up debris that, at worst, peppered Mash's shield.

It sounded like an artillery barrage, like something out of one of those old war movies Dad used to watch, and I had no doubt that it probably looked like that was what was happening, too, just from all of the divots that were going to be left behind when this was all said and done. I was glad, at least, that the only part of it that seemed to be bothering the twins was the noise, that they were just wincing whenever one happened a little too close and not flinching away or screaming.

And while the rest of our team kept Barbatos from mounting either a proper defense or offense, Arash hefted Aífe up, slinging the stump of her arm over his shoulder so he could half-carry her limping, hobbling form back to where she'd been about to plant that final rune.

"ENOUGH!"

A hundred explosions suddenly went off all at once in a cacophony of light and sound and force, throwing the others away from Barbatos as though they had all slammed into some sort of forcefield. They all went flying, but none of them were really hurt beyond some superficial burns and a bit of scuffing on their armor, so each of them was able to roll to their feet and bleed off the momentum effortlessly.

Barbatos wobbled and straightened, a slight, swooping curve to his body that wasn't there before, and the eyes all flashed again, lashing out with more explosions against everyone, including us. It smashed into Mash's shield with an echoing, reverberating GONG, and I had to grit my teeth against the sound and force my eyes not to squeeze shut reflexively, squinting against the abrupt flash.

Jeanne Alter, Hippolyta, and Siegfried were forced to dodge, all of them leaping out of the way, because each had a dozen eyes focused on them and that many blasts going off at once might not be quite so easily brushed off.

And then magical energy began to surge through the air around Barbatos as glittering lights rose up around his body, interspersed throughout the entire cavern. The memory of a similar spell flitted through my mind — and the devastation it had wrought in its wake.

"Mash!" Ritsuka called. "Noble Phantasm!"

Mash braced herself against her shield.

"HARKEN!"

"Lord —"

"THE TIME OF THE DIVERGENCE HATH —"

"Balmung!"

Siegfried appeared suddenly in front of Barbatos mid-leap, sword lifted high over his shoulder and alight with bright, brilliant blue energy, and so swiftly that it left flickering images behind in my eyes, he swung it down.

A beam of light swept down. It carved straight through Barbatos and all of his leathery flesh, searing away everything it touched like a white hot scalpel, and when it reached the bottom, it detonated in a wave of power that gushed outwards and consumed the entirety of Barbatos's bottom half. For a moment, a scant few heartbeats, the flash blinded us to what happened at the epicenter.

I'm sorry, Master, Siegfried told me. I'm afraid this was all I could do for you like this.

The connection snapped like a worn thread, disappearing — the shadow of Siegfried, possessing only enough energy to use his Noble Phantasm once, vanished and took the memory of this fight back to his proper self in Chaldea.

When the light faded, Siegfried was gone, as expected, and Barbatos was not, not entirely. What remained was a mangled mess, a half-melted pile of black and red and a handful of giant eyes, reduced to less than half of his original bulk. The wounds were already beginning to heal as new flesh bubbled up to take the place of what had been lost, but it wasn't any faster than it had been earlier. Even if we left him alone, it would probably take several minutes to restore himself entirely.

Whether Barbatos was just that hardy or Siegfried had been just that rushed, I couldn't have said.

"Damn!" said Mordred. "Motherfucker's still not dead? What's it take to kill this bastard, anyway?"

"This."

Down below, barely able to sit up straight, Aífe carved the final rune she needed, and all around Barbatos, in the spots where she'd marked the previous runes, they all began to glow as their power swelled. Arash retreated as quickly as he was able, leaving her behind to activate her Noble Phantasm alone, because she was too close and too injured to survive it.

The remaining eyes all swiveled to look at her, far too late to do anything about it.

"I-INSOLENCE —"

"Ochd," said Aífe, "Deug Odin."

The power of the runes focused inwards and detonated like a bomb, and for the second time in less than a minute, a flash of bright, intense light filled up the cavern. The thunderous boom of the explosion rippled out and splashed against the hastily erected form of Lord Chaldeas, washing over us as a hot wind and tossing my hair about, even as the cavern around us shook as though threatening to collapse on us. I had to close my eyes against the brightness, because even my polarized lenses couldn't filter out all of the searing light.

In the midst of it all, the thread connecting me to Aífe's shadow disappeared, too.

When the rumbling stopped and it was safe to open my eyes again, there wasn't much of Barbatos left. The massive pillar of flesh had been large enough to match a skyscraper, as tall as a building and at least as wide around, but in the wake of Aífe's Noble Phantasm, what remained behind was barely big enough to have filled my old living room. The eyes, of course, were gone completely, leaving only a misshapen lump of charred black meat that was, even as I watched, slowly beginning to shrink.

"If that didn't do it, I'm filing a complaint!" said Rika.

"With who?" her brother asked incredulously.

"I don't know! I'll think of something!"

Fortunately, she didn't have to. The hunk of Barbatos that was still left was evaporating, much the same as the previous two Demon Gods had, so that combination looked to have done it. The fight was over.

Now, we just had to pry whatever information we could out of Zolgen, if he was still in good enough shape to answer a few questions before he died.

"Is it finished?" Flamel asked, and when I turned to look, he, Jekyll, and Tohsaka were climbing out of the shell of Angrboða, Renée held in his arms like a princess out of a fairytale — a fitting comparison, all things considered.

"Yes," I said. "Renée?"

Flamel looked down at her, lips pulling into a brief grimace. "Only unconscious, thank god. She should wake up shortly, none the worse for wear."

"And the Stone?"

He glanced at me sharply, but didn't rebuke the question. "Still intact. Whatever method Zolgen was using to access it and enhance Angrboða, it seems to have left no permanent damage on either Renée or the Stone."

Good news, then. It may not have been the most critically important goal that we'd come here for, but rescuing Renée was one of our goals and half the reason we'd come as quickly as we had with as little preparation as we'd done.

"What about the Grail?" asked Ritsuka, preempting my next question.

Flamel winced. "Ah, yes, well… That, I'm afraid, is somewhat more difficult a question to answer. It was not difficult to find, exactly, but extricating it from the machine without risking some kind of catastrophic failure, well…"

"Unfortunately, none of us has any idea how to remove it from the steam engine," Tohsaka said bluntly. "Safely, at least. Flamel tried to disable the reaction creating the steam so we could just pull it out, but it didn't really do much of anything."

"A rather vexing limitation," said Jekyll.

"So what?" said Mordred as she and the others gathered towards us. "Just rip the damn thing out. Ain't that hard to do, is it?"

"Spoken like a true mindless brute," Andersen remarked.

"British has a point," Jeanne Alter agreed. "Can't we just grab the thing and go? Fight's over, so that's all that's keeping us in the cesspit, isn't it?"

"It is not over yet," Zolgen rasped. He pulled himself from what little remained of Barbatos, beaten, battered, and covered in blood and black ichor, but definitely alive.

"Bastard!" growled Mordred. "Don't you know when to stay down and give up?"

"There should…still be…enough fog in London," Zolgen said, voice thready. "Enough to…complete my plans."

"Plans?" echoed Ritsuka.

Wait. He'd said something about that earlier, hadn't he? The goal of Project Demonic Fog was to spread the steam from Angrboða not only out into London, but across the entirety of Britain, drowning everyone in the mist. He'd also mentioned something else, though, about —

"Yes," he hissed. "Come forth, final Heroic Spirit! Come forth, King of the Storm! Come forth and fulfill your purpose on this Earth!"

"Bastard!" snarled Mordred. "Don't you dare!"

She leapt across the distance in a flash of red lightning, sword swinging around, and Zolgen was just too slow to avoid her taking his arm straight off in a spray of blood and gore. The sheer force of it sent him spinning, but he had barely hit the ground before he was back up again. A gesture of his remaining arm made the meaty bits of Barbatos still lying about explode, transforming midair into a swarm of creatures that looked like giant hornets, and they threw themselves at Mordred.

Mordred put an arm up to protect her face as they swarmed her, but a volley of arrows from Arash took out one group and a set from Emiya tore apart the other.

But in the scant seconds it took, Zolgen continued his chant.

"Th-thou art bound in a cage of madness, and I am the summoner who holds thy chains!" he said, voice rising. "The Seventh H-Heaven clad in the great words of power —"

"Wait!" Ritsuka cried. "That's a summoning incantation!"

"Stop him!" I ordered, and I didn't particularly care who obeyed it.

Mordred leapt back into motion, even as Jeanne Alter raced to beat her from the opposite side. Preceding them both, Arash and Emiya both fired another volley of arrows at Zolgen, all of them center mass, and all of them devastating enough that the stump of his severed arm and an entire half of his chest disappeared in another spray of blood and viscera.

"— come forth from the Ring of Restraint, Guardian of the Heavenly scales!"

But Zolgen ignored them completely, and a scant moment before Mordred's sword came around and lopped his head off, the final words of the incantation cut through the air like a knife, even as Zolgen's broken body collapsed to the ground while his head went flying off into the distance.

For a long, tense moment, there was only silence as we all waited for the other shoe to drop.

"Did…" Rika began. "Did…we stop him in time?"

"That wasn't…the full incantation," Ritsuka reasoned.

"But he added the lines for Madness Enhancement onto the end," I said.

"Uhn," Fran grunted. "Uh-uhn ah uhn."

"Don't tempt fate," Andersen admonished.

From behind us, Angrboða suddenly rumbled, shaking the cavern beneath our feet, and Mash gasped as we all turned to look.

"M-magical energy reaction!" she rushed to say. "Senpai, it's a Servant summoning! The magical energy in the fog must have served as a substitute for the magic circle and the rest of the incantation!"

"That's possible?" Tohsaka demanded incredulously.

"It's powered by a Holy Grail!" Rika shot back. "I'm not counting anything out!"

A presence filled the cavern just as suddenly, a powerful, oppressive presence that settled around us like a heavy blanket, and the glow from inside of Angrboða intensified. From somewhere inside of it, the sound of a horse neighing echoed, bouncing off of the metal shell until it took on a haunting, unnatural quality that landed uneasily in my gut.

"What the…" Jeanne Alter began. "A fucking horse? That's the big, bad Heroic Spirit that bastard was summoning?"

"No," said Hippolyta. "It is nothing more than this hero's steed. After all, both Queen Aífe and I have horses of our own, do we not?"

So this was going to be a Rider? Given our location… But, no, Zolgen had called out to the "King of the Storm," and I'd never heard of Gawain getting that kind of epithet at any point in his life or legend. Drake, maybe? It would be ironic for us to have to face her again when she'd been our ally in the last Singularity, but there was that anecdote about her being the leader of the Wild Hunt. That…didn't explain the horse, though. Drake was a pirate captain with a ship, not a horseman in the cavalry.

"Here they come!" Mash said urgently.

The words had barely left her mouth before a black shadow leapt out of one of the massive holes in Angrboða's shell, a four-legged shadow with a rider astride it, arcing up through the air almost as though it could fly, even though it had no wings. The neighing echoed again, and the shadow's arc curved down until it landed some distance away, behind where Zolgen's corpse sat.

All of us turned to face it, our flashlights swinging around until the beams focused in on the dark shadow and revealed —

"Wait," said Mordred, sounding unnerved. "I know that horse!"

— a horse carrying another knight in armor. Black fur, black accouterments, but a white mane and silvery armor plates. The contrast gave it a menacing look, only made worse by the wild, red eyes that gleamed beneath the sculpted helmet that protected its face. The rider, by contrast, was decked out entirely in dark colors, from dark, purplish plate that was so dark it was almost black to the black bodysuit and the black lance in their hand, jagged red spikes jutting out along its length. The armor itself had been patterned and shaped to mimic the appearance of a dragon, with the chestpiece, greaves, and gauntlets all edged in carefully crafted scales and spiky horns protruding from the back of the helm.

The dragon's head turned to regard our group, and from the dark line of its open maw, the rider looked out at us, completely shadowed.

"That lance, too!" Mordred went on. "It can't be…"

"Care to share with the class?" Jeanne Alter snarked.

Mordred took a step towards the new Servant and snarled, "Are you here to punish me for failing to protect your precious Britain? Huh, Father?"

"Father?" several voices parroted incredulously, unknowingly echoing my own thoughts.

It…couldn't be, could it? That…looked nothing like the King Arthur I remembered from Fuyuki.

"Hold on!" said Rika. "Salter was shorter than me, and that lady's gotta be almost as tall as Onii-chan!"

My eyes narrowed. Unless it wasn't the same King Arthur. Heroic Spirits could manifest in multiple ways, depending not just on what point in their life they'd been summoned from but also what class they'd been summoned into. It was entirely possible —

Her stats bloomed in my mind's eye as my Master's Clairvoyance stripped the mystery bare. Lancer. In hindsight, that should have been obvious, considering she was lugging around that huge lance. In which case…

"Rhongomyniad."

Mordred flinched. "Shit. That ain't what I remember it looking like when it got shoved into my gut, but if that really is Father, then that's the only thing that lance could be."

"Is…is that really King Arthur?" Mash wondered. "She…really doesn't look anything like the version we fought in Fuyuki."

"Without a doubt, that's Rhongomyniad," Emiya said grimly, "so without a doubt, that's King Arthur, although… You're right, Mash. That armor, that physique, those are things the King Arthur of proper history as we know it never possessed, which would automatically mean —"

My gut twisted. "She's from an alternate timeline."

"One where she preferred her lance to her sword, one would assume," said Andersen. "How twisted. And so she clung to it, even on her deathbed, and became inscribed into the Throne of Heroes as the King of the Storm, the ruler of the Wild Hunt. An unsightly ending for such a noble figure."

"That's a thing that can happen?" Rika demanded.

"Have you forgotten, Master?" Emiya drawled. "That El-Melloi II and I are both technically from an alternate timeline ourselves. The Throne of Heroes exists outside of time and space, and therefore every hero from every timeline exists upon it simultaneously. It's just that the further you get from your own timeline, the harder it is to summon one of those Heroic Spirits. But harder isn't the same thing as impossible."

Upon her massive steed, the rider's helmet slipped away into the aether, and a familiar face was revealed from beneath — older, leaner, more mature, but still the strikingly beautiful visage of the King Arthur we'd met in Fuyuki. She swept a yellow-eyed gaze across our entire group, taking in each of us individually without a single word, only to eventually land on Mordred, who instantly stepped back and fell into a defensive stance, sword raised. The pointed tip of her black lance, left to droop towards the ground, raised to point at us.

"Get ready!" Mordred barked at us. "There's no talking with this one! No, that's King Arthur, ready to slay her enemies! She's already decided to kill us, no matter what!"

"J-just like that?" Mash squeaked. "But she hasn't even said anything to us yet!"

"That's right, Shieldy!" Mordred said grimly. "You can run, if you're scared! Heh! That lance is just as powerful as Excalibur, so I wouldn't blame you if you were scared of it! But if you turn your back to her, there's a chance… No, you're definitely gonna get blasted to bits!"

A sudden presence, even bigger and heavier than King Arthur's, swept through the cavern like a gust of hot wind. Dense magical energy gathered, so thick and so intense that it was visible, swirling like a twister around Rhongomyniad and condensing down upon the surface of the lance until it glowed like a beacon of black flame. It seemed to eat the light, sucking in the beam of our flashlights, and yet it was simultaneously bright enough to cast dancing shadows around its wielder.

Mash gasped. "Massive magical energy reaction! Master, this is just like —"

"Mash!" Ritsuka ordered urgently. "Use your Noble Phantasm! Now!"

Mash didn't hesitate. She thrust herself between us and King Arthur and slammed her giant shield into the dirt, even as Hippolyta, Jeanne Alter, and Mordred rushed to get behind it, and shouted out its name.

"Lord —"

"Rhongo," King Arthur muttered as though chanting a curse.

"Chaldeas!"

"— myniad."

The world ended. That was what it felt like. The swirling, condensed vortex of power that had gathered into King Arthur's lance exploded out in our direction, blasting into the translucent rampart of Mash's Noble Phantasm with more force and power than anything since Altera, since Saber Alter back in Fuyuki. It slammed into us like a typhoon, lashing out at the barrier with whorls of dark light that seemed as though they were trying to eat away at the brickwork.

The cavern trembled and shook around us, but it was impossible to hear over the deafening roar that drowned out every other sound. Even when I slapped my hands over my ears, it was as though the howling torrent existed on some other plane, ripping through dimensions until it reached my eardrums at full volume.

And then Lord Chaldeas began to crack, bleeding vents of black energy, and I sucked in a sharp breath.

A flash of red light from the side, and there was Ritsuka, one of his hands held out, mouth moving but the words inaudible over the commotion. In front of us, Mash braced herself, pushing one foot further back for better leverage, and the translucent barrier became more solid, more real, the cracks sealing over as though they had never been there.

The end came so suddenly that my ears rang in the aftermath, and before I knew what was happening, the torrent of power was gone and all that was left in its wake was a deafening silence. It took several seconds before I could properly hear Mash panting as Lord Chaldeas flickered and faded away.

"Ho…" Rika began. "Holy shit."

"I'd forgotten what it's like to be on the other end of something like that," Emiya agreed.

"Mash!" Ritsuka said, taking several steps towards her.

"I'm…I'm okay, Senpai," said Mash. She braced herself up against her shield. "That was…stronger than I was expecting, but thanks to your Command Spell, I-I was able to hold it off."

"Good job, Shieldy," Mordred praised.

A hand tugged on my sleeve, and I looked down to meet Jackie's worried eyes. "Mommy? Are you okay?"

"I'm fine, Jackie," I told her, not entirely a lie. "Just…"

Remembering what it was like to face Altera and that one, terrifying second where she was about to kill us all.

"King Arthur's gone," Arash announced.

A ripple of surprise washed over the group.

"Wait, what?" said Rika. "Did she just blow herself up, just like that? This wasn't the final boss fight?"

Arash shook his head. "No." He pointed to the side. "She left that way."

We all turned to follow his finger and found —

"Holy…" Rika whispered for the second time in as many minutes.

— an enormous trench gouged out of the cavern. Rock, dirt, everything in the path of the blast had been scoured away, leaving an enormous trail that led back the way we'd come. It curved slowly and gently upwards, carving through the tunnel we'd entered through and then continuing on, and it left behind a massive hole large enough to sail a ship through where once all of that had been just minutes ago.

Further on, whatever else Rhongomyniad had destroyed was cast in shadow, making it impossible to see too far out, but… No, I didn't even question it. I knew. She hadn't just carved a path back the way we'd come through the evil fairy's castle, she'd carved a path back up to the surface. The amount of rock she had to have chewed through to do it, the amount of damage she must have done to the city, not only to the Underground but to the houses and the streets and everything that was above us, I hadn't seen that sort of widespread devastation caused by a single attack in over two years.

But that had to carry with it a chilling realization, one that had terrible implications for the fight we were about to get ourselves into.

"She wasn't even aiming at us."
— o.0.O.O.0.o —​
Only a few more chapters until the end of London. Things dragged a little bit here and there, and I tried to inject some new, interesting bits to fill in the parts of canon London that weren't so great, but the end of this Singularity is in sight and I've still got a surprise or two left for you in store.

For now, however, the conclusion of the Barbatos fight. Taylor lampshades some of my own feelings on this fight in the narration, but I tried what I could to distinguish Barbatos from just another Forneus or Flauros with a couple of flourishes. Your mileage may vary.
Next — Chapter CLVIII: The Lightning and the Storm
"Yay! Jabberwocky, let's go! Papa gets to be a princess!"
 
Chapter CLVIII: The Lightning and the Storm
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Chapter CLVIII: The Lightning and the Storm

It was a chilling realization, that all of that power and all of that destruction, all of it so powerful that it had taken reinforcement from a Command Spell for Mash to block it, and it hadn't even really been aimed in our direction, not really. We'd just happened to be in the line of fire when this new version of King Arthur decided she didn't feel like taking the long way back up to the surface. Collateral damage, as it were.

Then again, King Arthur had managed to carve out something like a decade of relative peace amongst the chaos of Dark Ages Britain. You didn't do that without learning how to kill two birds with one stone whenever the opportunity presented itself.

"I'm…not the only one getting Fuyuki flashbacks, right?" Rika said, and there was a jitter to her voice that betrayed her nervousness. "Because I remember what we had to go through with Salter, and this is giving me serious Salter vibes!"

I shook my head, and it was jarring enough to help me center my thoughts back on the moment instead of the shock of just how powerful that lance really was. "There's no time. We have to —"

Beep-beep!

A surge of annoyance squirmed in my belly, but I answered my communicator anyway, because —

"…hear me?"

"Director."

"We got through!" Romani's voice cheered, crackling with an undercurrent of static.

"You're doing that shit now?" Mordred demanded furiously.

— Marie wouldn't contact us at a time like this unless it was urgent.

"Listen!" Marie said urgently. "We've got a heading for that Lancer Servant who just destroyed half of Soho!" Ritsuka choked at the implication of how many people must have died. It might not have held a candle on Gold Morning, but I couldn't blame him for it. "She's en route to Buckingham Palace, where there's an abnormally large concentration of steam!"

"If she activates Rhongomyniad there, it'll cause a cascading chain reaction!" Romani rushed to add. "The fog will eat up all of the magical energy she unleashes and multiply like a virus! All of Britain will be covered in a matter of hours!"

"Then what are we fucking waiting for?" Mordred roared.

"Director," I began hurriedly.

"Go!" Marie preempted me. "We'll stay on the line for as long as the connection holds and update you if anything —"

She didn't even get to finish.

"Magical energy reaction in the giant steam engine, Angrboða!" Romani reported suddenly. "Director, it's —"

The boom of thunder and the crackle of lightning echoed throughout the remains of the cavern, and above us, bolts of vivid blue electricity jolted out of the holes in Angrboða's shell. Some of them leapt upwards, bouncing from puff of steam to puff of steam until they reached the ceiling, and some of them arced around and danced across the surface of the metal shell. Magical energy swelled so steeply that I could feel it completely unaided.

Mash gasped. "Servant detected!"

"— a chain summoning!"

"Get back!" Mordred barked, just in time for a bolt of lightning to stretch down from above and strike the ground close enough that the charge in the air made the hairs on my neck and hands stand on end. The accompanying flash was so bright that I flinched away from it reflexively, even as our Servants moved to place themselves between us Masters and the newcomer.

And as though he had been carried down from the heavens by that bolt of lightning, another Servant stood there, a man in a double-breasted purple suit who wore a long coat over his shoulders like a cape.

"Hahahaha!" his voice boomed. He threw back the coat dramatically, revealing a strange gauntlet on his right hand that looked like a cross between medieval armor and a power transformer. "You called upon me, did you not? You called upon I, lightning itself, who surpassed Indra and Zeus! I, the man who harnessed the power of the gods and forged a new myth for mankind! I, Nikola Tesla, have appeared before you in answer!"

What? Nikola Tesla? That inventor that everyone said had secretly invented free energy and was killed to prevent it from getting out and sabotaging corporate profits or whatever?

"We don't have fucking time for this!" Mordred snarled. She pointed the tip of her sword at Tesla. "Sparky! Quick fucking question, and if you get it wrong, I'm chopping your goddamn head off! You here to destroy Britain and spread the fog or not?"

"Destroy Britain? Spread the fog? What madness has gone unchecked before my arrival?" said Tesla. He turned, head jerking around to stare up at Angrboða, and he scowled. "Hmph! I see! Then this machine is the device intended to see that to fruition, is it? How unsightly! How craven that a fellow inventor would allow his technology to be used for something like this!"

He held up his hand, and bolts of electricity danced up and down the bronze-colored gauntlet on his right arm as he gathered magical energy. "In that case, the only appropriate response would be —"

"Are you mad?" Flamel demanded furiously, and he stomped the ground with one foot as red light flashed along the soil.

Several things happened at once. An enormous slab of rock lifted off of the cavern floor and jerked several dozen yards away from Angrboða, carrying with it all of us. Arash had to wrap an arm around me to keep me from falling flat on my face, and Mash squeaked as she did the same for Ritsuka, Emiya did the same for Rika, and the Jabberwocky and Bandersnatch held Jekyll and Tohsaka in place.

Jackie, fortunately, clung to me like a limpet, so there was no need to fear she'd been left behind.

At the same time —

"System Keraunos!"

— the whine of a spinning turbine, the crack of thunder, and a bright flash of light filled the entire cavern. Less than a heartbeat later, the sound of rending steel and shattering glass drowned out everything else, and my polarized lenses dimmed the light just enough that I could barely see the forks of electricity that lashed out, packed so tightly that they looked almost like a beam of plasma, and struck Angrboða with enough power to rip the giant shell surrounding the main machine apart.

"Holy…" Rika whispered. "That guy almost killed us! On accident, even!"

"Of all the reckless…!" Flamel agreed.

Tesla had not, it turned out, completely destroyed the steam engine, though not for lack of trying. The giant shelled had been peeled away like some kind of mockery of an orange, revealing the main body of the machine beneath, and the pipes and vents reaching up to connect to the network that pumped the fog out into London had all blown apart similarly, ripping along invisible faultlines and curling backwards like something out of a cartoon. The parts of the shell still intact enough to count for it were riddled with deep fissures where the energy had torn through it, just not with enough power to do more than crack it.

Angrboða itself was…not entirely nonfunctional, but two of its three chambers had ruptured, spewing hissing steam out into the air, and leaving only a single chamber to focus the steam into the deadly fog that coated the city. Without the network it used to pump that steam out into London proper, it would take much longer to spread.

Just as importantly, seeing him use it up close like this had let me examine it with my Master's Clairvoyance, and that gave me a very good look at System Keraunos, Tesla's Noble Phantasm, the representation both of all his deeds in life and all of the mythologizing that had sprung up around him after his death.

The first EX rank Noble Phantasm we had ever encountered.

Not all EX rank Noble Phantasms are equal, I could remember Marie explaining to me. Some of them, she said, were only marked the way they were because the concept underpinning them was too esoteric to rank so cleanly. That was why things like Reality Marbles got automatic EX rankings in Chaldea's system, just because their limits were so impossible to measure that they didn't fit on the scale.

And then there were the ones that earned that ranking honestly, the ones whose underlying mystery was so powerful that it broke the scale. Things that didn't just rewrite the rules of reality, but ripped them apart. Things that had been built from the remains of an ancient god or channeled their Authority to lay waste to entire countries at once. Things that were so inviolate that they made the Siberian look weak and vulnerable.

The idea that Nikola fucking Tesla had one of those was so profoundly mind-boggling that it made me want to scream about the ridiculousness of it all.

"Bastard!" Mordred shouted over at Tesla. "What's the fucking idea? You almost got us with that!"

"My apologies!" Tesla boomed. "I allowed my distemper and my pride as an inventor to get the better of me! Next time, I shall endeavor to inform you before making use of my Noble Phantasm!"

"Next time…!" Mordred snarled.

"Can it, British!" Jeanne Alter snapped at her. "We've got somewhere we need to be, don't we? Boss Lady, that psycho bitch is still heading towards the palace, isn't she?"

"Y-yes!" Marie ground out. She sounded like she wanted to start yelling at Tesla, too. "There's…another Saint Graph reading that we don't have any record for that looks like it's intercepted her, but her overall direction hasn't changed. She's already made it nearly halfway there as it is!"

Another Saint Graph? So another Servant had been summoned? What, another chain summoning, piggybacking off of both King Arthur and Tesla? Was Project Demonic Fog really that close to being finished, or was the situation really that close to catastrophe that the Counter Force was throwing everything it could at the situation to stop it from ending badly?

Neither possibility was good news, not for us, not for what it meant for how bad things were. But the addition of two more Servants to fight an enemy like that wasn't an unwelcome one.

"Then we need to get moving," Ritsuka said determinedly.

"Yes, we do." I turned to Tesla. "If you can work with us without almost killing us again, then stay with us and help us stop the last Servant who was summoned to destroy this era. If you don't think you can manage it, then run your energy down and disappear to save us the trouble."

"Ouch," Emiya said with a wince.

It was blunt, but we didn't have time to observe all of the niceties and sweet talk him into helping. Either he joined up now and lent a hand or he stayed out of trouble until it was all over, and if he made it to the end, I could apologize for being so brisk later.

"Hmph!" said Tesla. "My understanding of things is that you and your group are here on the side of proper history, yes? You are here to protect London and Britain from the dastardly plans of whoever it was that built this monstrosity? In that case, it would make us allies in a common cause, and I would be remiss to ignore the wisdom of those who have been fighting this battle from the start!"

I was going to take that as a yes and assume he was going to help us fight King Arthur, and I turned to address our own group. "We don't have time to do this the long way. Arash, Emiya, Mash, just like back in Orléans."

Rika grimaced. "Oh man. This is gonna suck."

"Orléans?" Jekyll asked curiously.

Instead of answering his question directly, I addressed Nursery Rhyme, "Can you carry Tohsaka with the Jabberwocky?"

She smiled broadly. "Like a princess?"

If she wanted to think of it that way, then, "Yes."

"Hold on!" Tohsaka began.

But this wasn't a debate, this was logistics, and I wasn't going to turn it into an argument.

"Us Masters are always going to slow the Servants down if we try to get there on our own," I told him. "The only way we can keep up is if they carry us, and Flamel has to carry Renée, Sir Mordred —"

"I've got Fran," she volunteered.

"Uhn," Fran grunted gratefully.

"Andersen —"

"I'm too short in this body to carry an adult like you or Jekyll," Andersen said bluntly, before I could even explain exactly that.

"Although it would be really funny to watch you try," Rika added.

"Jackie can't carry you for the same reason."

"We could," said Jackie, "but we couldn't promise it would be comfortable, Mister Tohsaka."

"Queen Hippolyta —"

"I'm afraid I don't have much magical energy left," the woman in question admitted. "In fact, I may disappear before we even arrive at the site of the battle."

Her Noble Phantasm must have taken a lot out of her.

"Wait," said Jeanne Alter, aggrieved, "that means I have to carry the Doc, don't it? Fucking…damn it."

"I shall ferry the good doctor there myself, if need be," Tesla said as he came to join us. "It is no trouble at all!"

"It…seems I shall be in your care, then," Jekyll said hesitantly.

Tohsaka eyed Jeanne Alter for a moment, and then scowled. "Fine."

"Yay!" Nursery Rhyme cheered, giggling. "Jabberwocky, let's go! Papa gets to be a princess!"

"Then if there are no objections…"

There weren't any. Half of us had faced this sort of problem before and knew the score and the other half didn't have any better ideas, so no one could argue the plan.

"Let's go."

We grouped up, and the Servants picked up their assigned passenger with varying levels of ease. Mash, Emiya, and Arash, of course, had no problems, since we'd done this back in the Orléans Singularity to travel over a much greater distance, but Tohsaka wasn't very excited to have the Jabberwocky pick him up, Fran and Mordred had to figure out how to work around Mordred's armor, and Jekyll was very obviously not all that comfortable being carried around by another man like that.

Once we were all settled, however, the group took off, with Mash, Arash, and Emiya setting the pace as they raced up the bottom of the hole that King Arthur's lance had gouged out of the earth. We rose steadily on the incline, and the true extent of the damage started to become obvious the further up we went.

The tunnel we had originally entered on the Central Line had gone south towards Westminster a short ways before spiraling directly downwards and into the evil fairy's castle, and the front doors of the castle itself had opened out into a northwards tunnel that led into the giant cavern. All told, by the end of it, Angrboða itself was only fifty yards or so northwest of being directly under Holborn Station and something like two-hundred meters below the city streets.

And the tunnel carved by Rhongomyniad went all the way up those two-hundred meters, erasing everything in its path with callous indifference. The hole in the ground that we came out of was large enough to have fit Lancelot's Joyeuse Garde comfortably and then some, including everything from the curtain wall to the keep.

The last time we had seen devastation on a scale anything like this, Altera had erased almost the entirety of Romulus's fake Rome.

When we came out of that tunnel, it was onto the remains of a devastated street that sat on the edge of the gaping maw in the ground. Looking over Arash's shoulder, I had a perfect view of the enormous hole that had been gouged out of the city, including the halfway collapsed buildings that sat along the outer edges and hinted at exactly how much damage had been done.

"All of those people…" I heard Ritsuka whisper, horrified.

"Director," I began into my communicator.

"There!" Rika cried, pointing into the distance, and when I turned to follow her finger, I saw what she must have seen — flashes of golden light in the distance, heralding jolts of electricity that leapt up into the sky. They were too far away still to really hear the fighting itself, but the crack and sizzle of each bolt as it made its journey upwards was still loud enough to echo like buzzing static.

"Well, what are we fucking waiting for?" Jeanne Alter said, and she took off before anyone could even think to try and stop her.

"Go!" I ordered. The word hadn't even finished leaving my mouth before the rest of our group leapt after her, following her lead as she jumped from rooftop to rooftop, bypassing the streets entirely. Beneath us, the jarring and sudden drop in insect life told even more of the tale of what had happened when Rhongomyniad ripped through the city streets. How many had died, huddling in their homes to escape the fog, starving and completely unaware of what was coming.

The only way for us to help them now was to fix this Singularity and get history back on track, and there was only one more enemy standing in the way of that.

As we got closer to the fight, the metallic ring of clashing steel rang out like bells, growing louder and harsher every second. The bursts of magical energy became just as obvious not a second later, sharp and sudden surges as the two Servants attacked each other with what had to be everything shy of their Noble Phantasms.

That, at least, was a small mercy. This Lancer version of King Arthur wasn't hooked up to a Grail, not directly, and that meant that she couldn't just throw around her Noble Phantasm whenever she wanted to. She had to build up to it, ration her magical energy, so we didn't have to worry about her spamming it at us until she wore away at our defenses enough to score a killing blow. And if she had to save enough to make sure she could set off the fog above Buckingham Palace, then that was even better.

We just had to make sure we were ready for when she did fire off her Noble Phantasm again.

Arash and all the others brought us to an abrupt halt as the rooftops ahead of us stretched behind a yawning gap, and down below, instead of more buildings, there was —

St. James' Square, I realized. This was where we'd fought Nursery Rhyme, only it looked like a tornado had ripped through it, tearing up trees and twisting the wrought iron fencing into knots. And there, now, an entirely new fight was taking place, with King Arthur on one side, still mounted upon her horse, and on the other, a…blond man in slacks, a button-up shirt, and dress shoes, wielding a giant, golden ax? What?

"GOLDEN!" the blond man shouted, and with the crackle of more electricity, he swung his ax down heavily. King Arthur was forced to dodge, to the indignant protest of her horse, which twisted out of the way and contorted in a way that couldn't have been comfortable for a horse.

"The hell is that guy?" Mordred demanded.

I wished I had any idea. A quick look said Berserker, but the way he dressed was way, way too modern for a Heroic Spirit with stats as strong as his were. He could have had an arm-wrestling match with Herakles.

"Who the fuck cares?" Jeanne Alter shot back, and then she leapt towards the fray. "HEY, YOU ENGLISH BITCH, TIME FOR SOME GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED REVENGE!"

"Shit!" Mordred waffled for a second, looking back and forth between Fran in her arms and Jeanne Alter jumping into the fight, and eventually settled on setting Fran down so she could follow. "Wait for me! That's my revenge you're getting in the middle of!"

Seriously? Now, of all times?

Hippolyta gave me a look, grimacing, and all I could do was nod and watch her follow after the other two. If she was that low on energy, then she would have seconds at best before she faded away and we had to resummon her. There was no point in splitting hairs about her running on ahead.

"Mash," said Arash, "it's going to be dangerous down there, so I'm relying on you to keep the Masters safe."

Mash nodded. "Right!"

"Heh!" Emiya chuckled. "You know, for a pair of Archers, we sure seem to get into a lot of close range fights!"

"It can't be helped!" Arash replied.

And then we were down on the street below, looking into the ruined mess of what had once been a small park, with Mash hurriedly setting Ritsuka down so she could place herself at the front of the group.

"So what's the plan?" Rika asked as soon as we had all climbed down from our "rides."

"We wear her down until someone can make the killing blow."

"Simple," Rika remarked. "I like simple! Simple is hard to screw up!"

"You don't have any better ideas?" Tohsaka asked grumpily.

Several. They required a lot more coordination than we'd had time to plan for, though, so there was no point in trying any of them, not when it didn't need to be any more complicated than just waiting for the opportunity to show itself and take her out.

"Keep it simple, stupid," Ritsuka summarized for me.

Tohsaka looked vaguely insulted. So I clarified: "It's a modern saying about the importance of avoiding overly complicated plans when something easy and simple will work and work better."

It didn't exactly mollify him, but at least he didn't look like we'd just cursed at him or something.

Apprised of our plan, basic as it was, Emiya and Arash both leapt away in opposite directions to seek out vantage points on the buildings that surrounded the park, although Tesla — who was also an Archer for some reason instead of a Caster like Babbage — stayed closer to us. He watched the fight with narrowed eyes and a thin-lipped frown.

It wasn't like there was much room for him to do anything. The fighters were dancing around each other so tightly that he risked hitting one of ours as much as he might have been able to hurt King Arthur, and although Arthur wasn't managing to hold Mordred, Jeanne Alter, Hippolyta, and the new Berserker off with quite as much ease as Altera had, her fighting style was more refined and her lance had more reach than Altera's sword, as long as Altera's sword stayed the length and shape it was supposed to.

Her horse was also ludicrously agile. I would have thought that riding it would have limited her mobility some, forced her to engage in frontal, direct assaults the way cavalry had traditionally been used, but that thing had to be breaking several laws of physics with how quickly and nimbly it could change directions without snapping its knees or tumbling over.

How jealous Dragon would have been to see something like that. Or maybe inspired to tinker up some new, more ridiculous piece of tech for her Dragoncraft.

Worse, King Arthur's armor was incredibly sturdy, and for how ornamented it looked, it had apparently been exquisitely designed. Emiya's arrows just disintegrated outright, and Arash's were bouncing off, deflecting off the surface of her chestplate without doing any damage at all. If I didn't know any better, I would have thought that her armor was also a Noble Phantasm, and it would have fit —

No, wait. Something like this had happened back in Fuyuki, too, hadn't it?

Arash, I asked him, are your arrows actually hitting her armor at all?

There was a moment of silence from his end, and another brace of arrows flew from his bow. King Arthur barely paid them any mind as she dodged around another swing from Mordred and out of the path of a gout of flame from Jeanne Alter, and they all bounced off of her armor again as though each one wasn't powerful enough to shatter stone.

No, Arash answered. They're being deflected before they even make contact.

I was afraid of that.

"She's using her Mana Burst skill to blunt any attacks that come her way."

"What?" Rika complained. "That's cheating!"

"Wait," he brother said, "didn't Saber Alter do that against Cúchulainn's Noble Phantasm back in Fuyuki?"

"She did."

And she'd managed to offset enough of the damage to buy herself the time to heal and use Excalibur against us. Only the Lancer version's skill was twice as effective as Saber Alter's had been, and that must have been more than enough for her to match Berserker's equally ridiculous raw strength.

I might have miscalculated. With her Mana Burst skill that high and her magical energy capacity nearly as high as Saber Alter's had been, it was entirely possible that she could use her Noble Phantasm in rapid succession. Not constantly, maybe not even consecutively, but quickly enough that she could overwhelm us if we weren't prepared for it.

"It's incredible," Mash said quietly. "Saber Alter had so much magical energy because she was drawing power from the Holy Grail that Professor Lev left behind inside the Singularity, and yet, even without that, she still has so much power."

"Goddammit, stay still!" Mordred shouted.

King Arthur remained completely silent as she dodged Mordred's blow into what should have been the path of Berserker's ax, but that lance came back around and deflected the ax into the ground, kicking up a plume of dirt and carving another crater into the already ruined park. Jeanne Alter coming up behind her was sent flying backwards by a kick to the gut by the horse, like it was so in tune with its rider that it knew exactly what to do.

Maybe it did. I'd never asked Aífe or Hippolyta — and there she went, vanishing halfway into her next attack — but at high enough levels of that Riding skill, did the steed become like an extension of the rider? Considering how much conceptual nonsense Servants had going for them, it wouldn't have surprised me.

"Hmph," Tesla harrumphed. "Heroic Spirits of the Earth and Heaven are indeed quite powerful, but this era is an era of mankind. The only Heroic Spirits that belong in this era are those who embody the brilliance of man!"

Bursts of static leapt between the fingers of his metal gauntlet as though to punctuate his statement.

Fran grunted, "Uhn. Uh-ah-uh-uhn. Uh-uhn?"

"Now that you mention it," said Ritsuka, "the fog is starting to thin a little bit, isn't it? Maybe Mister Tesla broke something important in Angrboða earlier."

Tohsaka twitched, but I barely paid it any mind, because it…was, actually. Along the outer edges and closer to us, the fog was starting to thin out, and the shapes of the buildings around us were becoming clearer, until it was actually possible to distinguish the edges of the rooftops and even make out the brickwork on some of the closer ones. Strangely, though, the fight itself was only getting harder to see. The lines were becoming fuzzier, the colors more muted, almost like…

"Thank god," said Rika. "That smell sucks so much."

No. Son of a bitch, she didn't fucking need the Grail, did she?

"Back up!" I ordered. "Mash, get ready!"

"Miss Taylor?" she asked, confused.

"Senpai?" asked Ritsuka.

"She's absorbing the fog!" I told them. "That means she can use it to —"

Across the park, each of the red spikes jutting out of King Arthur's lance suddenly shattered, and the shaft of the lance began to spin. A swirling vortex of black light started to form, growing larger, brighter, and more violent as it picked up steam — both figuratively and, as I had just realized, literally.

And she pointed it not at any of our Servants, not at Mordred or Jeanne Alter or even the Berserker that were harrying her, not even at Arash or Emiya, but instead, she pointed it at us, at their Masters, the ones holding their metaphorical strings and keeping them in this world. Whatever Madness Enhancement had done to her, it hadn't been enough to rob her of her tactical and strategic acumen, that much was for sure.

Mash hurried to plant her shield in front of the group. "Lord —"

"Mash!" Ritsuka shouted, holding out his hand again. His Command Spells glowed bright red. "Protect us with your Noble Phantasm!"

"Chaldeas!"

And the familiar rampart formed, creating a protective barrier that would shield us from the incoming blast. It covered me, the twins, Fran, Tohsaka, and even the Jabberwocky and Bandersnatch that had been standing silent guard over Nursery Rhyme, who had kept them in reserve the entire fight.

All except for Tesla, who walked out in front of it like it wouldn't get him killed.

"Mister Tesla!" Mash cried.

"What are you doing, Sparky?" Rika squawked. "You're gonna get yourself killed!"

But Tesla just laughed. "Killed? By something like this? Don't be absurd!"

Jolts of electricity crackled along his body, bouncing up and down between him and the ground before focusing on his gauntleted right arm. A ring of bright, purple plasma spun above his palm as he lifted up his arm and aimed for King Arthur, pulling into a tighter, smaller ball as it got faster and faster. The high-pitched whine of a Tesla coil grew louder and louder.

"O ancient hero," he said, shouting over both the sound of his own Noble Phantasm charging and the whirlwind of Rhongomyniad doing the same, "fall back into slumber! Now is the time we humans weave our own mythos!"

"Rhongo —"

"System —"

"— myniad."

"Keraunos!"

Mordred, Jeanne Alter, and Berserker all got clear just in time as the beam of plasma lashed out and met the vortex of black light in the middle. Bolts of lightning leapt out from the point of collision, and the two blasts seemed to hang in the air for a moment, a single heartbeat where they were perfectly equal and perfectly matched, unstoppable force against unstoppable force.

But that much raw power being tossed around couldn't simply fizzle out when they met. The moment ended, and both blasts detonated with the force of a bomb, and an earth-shaking BOOM echoed across the park, loud enough and forceful enough to shatter the windows of every house within what had to be a mile in every direction. The backlash swept over us, nowhere near enough to do much of anything to Lord Chaldeas but more than enough to toss our hair about in the wind.

When the light faded and the dust started to settle, Lord Chaldeas fading away from in front of us, what was left behind was an enormous crater that took up most of the space where the park had been, a divot in the ground where once there had been grass and trees and pavement. Even the remnants of the gateway and the iron fence had been utterly destroyed, leaving nothing behind at all.

Tesla was unharmed. Drained and panting from the effort of using such a powerful Noble Phantasm, but he hadn't been injured in the exchange of blows. Unfortunately, neither had King Arthur, whose face remained impassive. Whether she was shocked at having been countered or if it had all been some kind of tactical ploy to remove Tesla from play, at least for the moment, there was no way to tell. Her face could have been carved from stone.

"You're open, Father!" shouted Mordred as she leapt at King Arthur, sword raised. The prongs on the bottom flared out again, and red light flowed up the blade. "Clarent —"

King Arthur didn't dodge. Instead, she closed the distance in a flash, moving so fast that she seemed to teleport to Mordred, and her lance lashed out —

"MO-CHAN!" Rika cried even as Fran let out a shout.

— stabbing straight through Mordred's armor and into her gut. The rest of what Mordred had to say was cut off by the blood that spurted out of her mouth instead, and as she reached for the shaft of the lance impaling her, the light surging up her sword flickered and died.

"Guh!"

King Arthur lifted Mordred up with her lance, gazing pitilessly at the girl who had attempted to overthrow her in life, and didn't seem to have any feelings at all about it. She might have been looking at a fly she was about to swat for all of the emotion she showed. Mordred made an attempt to swing her sword, but she didn't have enough reach; the tip swiped impotently at thin air, missing King Arthur's face by at least six inches.

I made a judgment call. "Mordred, come here!"

One of my Command Spells flashed and faded, and Mordred suddenly vanished from the tip of Rhongomyniad and reappeared in the middle of our group. She fell to the ground with a gasp, landing with a clatter on her back instead of upright on her feet.

"You bitch!" Jeanne Alter snarled, leaping back into the fight herself.

"Not golden!" Berserker agreed as he, too, rejoined the melee.

The cadence of the earlier battle returned, only one short from how it had been. Of course, King Arthur seemed to have an even easier time without Mordred there to split her focus with. One less enemy for her to worry about.

Maybe not for long, it turned out, because Mordred climbed to her feet without too much difficulty. Blood poured from her wound, but she didn't seem to be in any danger of disappearing anytime soon. With her Battle Continuation, I guess it was going to take a whole lot more than that to take her out.

"Damn it, that smarts!" Mordred ground out through gritted teeth. "That bitch — she knew exactly what she was doing when she aimed for that spot!"

"Mo-chan!" Rika said. "U-um, shouldn't you be, you know, taking it easy?"

"Heh!" Mordred spat out a glob of blood. "I'm not going down that easy! Father's going to have to work for it if she wants to kill me a second time! It ain't gonna be as simple as stabbing me in the same spot with that fucking spear!" She winced. "Though, yeah, this is gonna bite me in the ass later on. Damn it. I left myself open."

"With a wound like that…" Flamel said grimly.

"She has Battle Continuation," Ritsuka explained simply. And then he pointed a hand at her and incanted, "First Aid!"

I wasn't sure how much good it would do for such a severe wound, but, "First Aid!"

Belatedly, Rika joined in with a late, "First Aid!"

As the healing effects washed over her, Mordred breathed a little easier. They did not, it needed to be said, heal the wound completely, but it shrunk a little and the edges softened, and I think that was about as much as I could have expected with what we had on hand. Just then, Medea would have been incredibly useful to have with us, or failing that, knowing the runic spell Aífe used to heal herself.

That was going to have to be the first set I mastered. As useful as the flashbangs could be, being able to heal more severe wounds was going to be more important going forward.

"Thanks, guys," Mordred said tightly, grinning ruefully. "That oughta be enough…for me to at least finish out this fight!"

"So hasty," Flamel said with a deep sigh. "The others have things handled for the moment, so the least you could do is let me fix you up before you go running off to get yourself killed."

He shifted his grip on Renée just enough to let him reach out and place his hand on Mordred's armored shoulder. She looked back at him, surprised. "Gramps?"

"Human flesh is rather more complicated to deal with," Flamel said, brow furrowed in concentration. A red light began to glow beneath his fingers. "Servants, however, are shells of magical energy given form by the structure of their Saint Graphs, and so it should be a simple enough thing to repair the damage to that shell by reconnecting the severed ends…"

Whether it was as simple as he said or not, the difference didn't turn out to matter all that much, because Mordred's wound slowly closed, and the bloody hole in her gut disappeared, replaced with smooth, healthy skin. She took in a sharp breath almost like a gasp, and when he was done and pulled his hand away, she patted the spot with hers, amazed.

"Fucking nice," she said with a toothy grin. "You're something else, Gramps!"

He gave her a wry smile. "I try."

A moment later, her shattered armor filled back in, too, because of course, it was also made of magical energy, so it was as simple as filling in the gaps to repair it. She was as good as new.

Mordred straightened, at ease, and hefted her sword. "Alright! Time to get back out there and kick Father's teeth in!"

"Wait."

She jerked to a halt before she could even really get moving. "Yeah?"

"I've got a plan."

Her brow furrowed. "Thought you already had one of those. It weren't going super great, was it?"

I buried the flash of annoyance. "A new plan, then. Arthur seems to have it in for you in particular, so I want you to get her attention as much as you can."

Granted, that stab to the gut wasn't much to go on, not when Arthur hadn't paid any special attention to Mordred aside from that, but it could very easily have been a stab to the throat, and that would have been a whole lot more dangerous and a whole lot more instantly fatal. That she had recreated the wound that had originally killed Mordred instead couldn't have been a coincidence.

"Yeah?" said Mordred, unconvinced. "And what am I doing that for, exactly?"

I reached out and laid a hand atop Jackie's head, and she looked up at me curiously.

"So that Jackie can sneak up behind her and kill her while she's distracted."

Understanding dawned in Mordred's eyes, and slowly, that toothy grin of hers stretched across her face.

"Alright," she said. "Can't say I'm all that fond of the idea of someone else getting my kill, but if Father wants to play dirty, I say, fuck it, let's play fucking dirty. Right, Master?"

Against the greatest king Britain had ever known, wielding a Noble Phantasm easily capable of wiping the whole damn city off of the map? One she was perfectly willing to use strategically and tactically to achieve multiple objectives at once, and one she wasn't afraid to use to take out us Masters instead of targeting the Servants?

Yes, absolutely, I was willing to fight dirty. Forget about all of that — the fate of the world was at stake, and the future of all of mankind hung in the balance. We couldn't afford to pass up a chance to end this, however we wound up doing it.

"Right."

"Just be careful, Mo-chan," Rika said. "Command Spells don't grow on trees, you know! We can only rescue you like that a few more times."

"Uhn," Fran grunted. "Uh-uhn-uhn."

"Ha!" Mordred turned back towards the fighting. "Just make sure that murder tyke is ready to go, yeah? I'll keep Father distracted, but she can't halfass it if you really want this to work!" She glanced back at Jackie. "Got that?"

Jackie tilted her head. "It's misty. It's night. We'll be attacking from her blindspot. We won't miss."

"See that you don't!"

And with that parting line, she raced back off into the action, blazing a trail through the fog as a streak of red light. King Arthur, as though she had been waiting, met her furious charge with a swipe of her lance, and the cadence of the fight shifted once more.

A moment later, Jackie disappeared from my side.

This was it. We had a plan. We knew what the enemy was capable of. Now all we had to do was execute it.

Hopefully, it really would be that simple.
— o.0.O.O.0.o —​
I actually intended to get farther along than I did, and yet this chapter is still 6700 words long. My intent was to finish the fight and have a certain someone use their Noble Phantasm before the end to fit even better into this chapter, but it didn't work out that way, so oh well.

There's just two more chapters until the end of London. We've got the finale of the fight, and then everything getting wrapped up, and after that, it's intermission time. Don't think I don't still have a few surprises in store, though. Even if you thought you knew what was going to happen next chapter, I'm going to throw a curveball your way, I guarantee it.
Next — Chapter CLIX: The Station of the Grand
"The head honcho himself decided to come down off his throne to check on things, just because we happened to say his name."
 
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Chapter CLIX: Station of the Grand
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Chapter CLIX: Station of the Grand

Simple wasn't the same thing as easy. Against a different kind of enemy, the original plan — wearing her down and taking the killing shot the instant she was too slow to react — would have gone off without a hitch anyway, but King Arthur continued to draw in power from the fog. She was replenishing her magical energy as quickly as she expended it, and as long as Angrboða still worked, she had functionally infinite power to throw around. Wearing her down in any reasonable timeframe was literally impossible.

But now that we knew she could draw on the fog for energy, we just had to make sure she never got enough space to charge up her Noble Phantasm again. A tall order, maybe, but we had three Servants keeping her occupied in melee, one resting to recover his own energy, and two Archers who had a clear enough line of sight to take aim the instant she tried anything — there was no way Emiya, now that he'd seen her do it himself, would let her have the chance again.

For all of the advantages we had now, though, she was still King Arthur, and between her raw power, her ability to ignore most hits by blunting them with her ridiculous stores of energy, and her skill as a warrior, she was holding up better than she had any right to. Maybe it had something to do with having been summoned in Britain, in London, even, where her mythology was at its strongest and so much of the culture accepted her as being the greatest in all of history.

Either way, it was uncomfortably similar to watching Behemoth fight. The way she shrugged off whatever hit her, the way attacks would just glance off of her without doing anything at all, the way she was just a bottomless well of energy. Not completely the same, not even really close, but any comparison to an Endbringer wasn't a good thing.

King Arthur did, however, focus much more on combating Mordred than on anyone else. It was almost like the fact that Mordred had been healed and came back to rejoin the battle none the worse for wear insulted her, and to some degree, it seemed to make her more reckless. She wasn't dodging as many attacks from Jeanne Alter as she had been, instead taking them on her armor and letting them dissipate against the wall of mana that was exuding from her skin, all so that she could pay more attention to her…whatever Mordred was to her.

The legends said son, but although Mordred would probably get pissed at being called her daughter, she didn't have any trouble with female pronouns, so…

Not important. I could think about that later.

The problem was, even though she was focusing more on Mordred, King Arthur still wasn't really leaving any openings. Her letting Jeanne Alter or Berserker's attacks hit her was always calculated, a slight shift so that the blow would strike at the best spot on her armor to take it, and any attack that would hit someplace more vulnerable was actually dodged or parried instead.

There was, however, one attack that would definitely leave her open, and with her focusing more on Mordred now, maybe it would be possible to pull off.

I tugged on my connection to Mordred: Be ready to disengage. Make sure you don't get caught in Jeanne Alter's Noble Phantasm.

It was impossible to see Mordred's expression from this angle, and things were too intense for her to take the time to glance back at me over her shoulder, but the tense response I got was, Got it. Hope you know what you're doing.

Next, I connected to Jeanne Alter and asked, Do you have enough energy left for your Noble Phantasm?

What are you even asking?
she replied immediately. Of course I do!

Then back up and hit King Arthur with it,
I told her. We need to create an opening to get her with something that'll stick.

She didn't scoff, but her response was an abrasive, Like my Noble Phantasm won't do that!

But she didn't say no, and a moment later, she broke off from the fighting and put some space between her and the battle. At the back of the ruined mess of what was once a park, she lifted her sword, and a ring of flame burst to life around her feet.

"This is the howl of a soul consumed by hatred!" she cried.

"Hey, Golden Guy!" Mordred called. "Hem her in!"

"You got it!" Berserker agreed, which was surprisingly coherent of him. Then again, his Madness Enhancement was only Rank E, so whether it even did anything at all was a good question.

Mordred went in low, aiming a powerful swing not for Arthur herself, but for the horse's legs, too low for Arthur to block or deflect the blow (a swift and smart "Momentary Reinforcement!" from Ritsuka gave weight and strength to her attack). The horse leapt backwards with more of its impossible grace, and Berserker followed it back, one of the segments of his ax glowing and sparking as he hefted it up over his shoulder.

Up in the sky, through the clouds of fog that still settled over the city like a pall, thunder rumbled, and when Berserker swung his ax down in a heavy blow that would have been more than enough to cleave the horse's head clean off — "Golden Spark!" — a bolt of bright yellow lightning leapt down from the sky and struck the head of the ax right as it slammed home.

Arthur obviously knew better than to let herself get hit by a Noble Phantasm like that, and she and her horse were just fractions of a second too quick to get hit by Berserker's ax and the lightning bolt that it called down.

But Berserker had aimed to miss intentionally, and Arthur's horse landed —

"La Grondement du Haine!"

— right in the path of Jeanne Alter's flame.

There was no time for them to escape, not that they didn't try. The trail of fire had already surged forth, already found its target, and by the time Arthur realized what she had just landed in, it was too late. Right as her horse was leaving the ground again, gouts of flame leapt up into the air around her like prison bars, caging her in, and while that might not have been enough on its own, the stakes that erupted out of the ground and stabbed straight through the horse's chest and legs like fish hooks were.

The horse that had remained mostly silent this entire battle let out a distressed whinny, but as the pillars of fire blazed higher and hotter and closed in, more stakes surged up and stabbed into its body as red blood spurted from its wounds. Both horse and rider disappeared behind a curtain of flame, and seconds later, as the roar grew to a fever pitch, the horse's cries fell silent.

But before the flames could bank and die, King Arthur appeared from within them like a dragon from Hell, flying out of the twister of fire as embers licked impotently at her armor. Her horse was gone, and magical energy so dense it was visible clung to her armor as she sped towards Jeanne Alter so quickly she was little more than a blur.

"Shit!"

Rhongomyniad stabbed for Jeanne Alter's gut the same way it had Mordred's, and Jeanne Alter had to scramble out of the way —

"Emergency Evasion!" Rika shouted.

The spell carried Jeanne Alter to safety, and instead of goring her, Arthur's spear went through empty air. Arthur, however, didn't let up, and she followed Jeanne Alter with more attacks, more frenzied and more furious than anything we'd yet seen from her.

"You really fucking pissed her off with that!" Mordred called as she gave chase. "She loved that horse like it was family!"

"It wasn't my fucking idea!" Jeanne Alter shot back. She had to dodge another jab, this one aimed at her throat. "Shit!"

"Alice," Tohsaka said, "send the Jabberwocky. Give them a hand."

"Okay, Papa," Alice agreed. "Jabberwocky, go play!"

And just like that, the Jabberwocky leapt into the fray, too, bearing down on Arthur like a grizzly bear. Arthur treated it contemptuously at first, planting Rhongomyniad in its chest right where its heart was supposed to be, but Jabberwocky, as expected, completely ignored the damage and swung one of its massive fists at her head. She was forced to dodge back and away, and I could only imagine she didn't try and take it head on because she was smart enough not to take a hit from something whose strength she didn't know anything about.

Mordred and Berserker pressed the advantage, and without her horse, she was much easier to corral and had a much harder time keeping ahead of everyone. She was still avoiding taking any strong hits and could still let weaker ones fizzle against her armor, but Mordred, Jeanne Alter, Berserker, and now the Jabberwocky could get in closer, where her lance struggled because it wasn't meant for combat at that range.

When a bad dodge saw her land awkwardly on the lip of the crater Rhongomyniad and Tesla's Noble Phantasm had created, I knew there was going to be no better opportunity.

Jackie, now!

And as Arthur made a desperate, broad swipe to cover her moment of vulnerability, a small shape appeared from behind her, radiating a dark and malevolent aura, more like a curse than anything else. A shiver went down my spine — it felt familiar, even though I'd never seen it before in my life.

"Maria," Jackie whispered, but her voice carried anyway, "the Ripper."

Arthur tried to turn and defend herself, but Jackie ducked low beneath the lance and stabbed one of her knives deep — not into Arthur's armored belly or chest, but underneath the armored skirt and into a vulnerable thigh, where the sturdy plates didn't cover.

On a living person, it would have been a dangerous blow, especially if it severed the femoral artery. On a Servant, however, something like that would have been brushed off without too much trouble, little more than an annoyance.

But Maria the Ripper wasn't a physical attack, it was a curse. It didn't really matter where the knife struck, only that it did strike.

And Arthur staggered. Red blood surged out of her mouth, and her entire body trembled as she struggled to stay standing. Another cough saw more blood spill past her lips, and she covered it with one hand as though that would be enough to keep it all in. How much damage Jackie had done with that, I could only begin to imagine, because I knew if that had hit me or Rika, regardless of where, we would have been dead instantly.

At nighttime, in the mist, against a female target? That was as strong as Jackie's Noble Phantasm could be.

My gut squirmed. I'd been counting on it being an instant kill, in fact, but Arthur wasn't dead. For that matter, she wasn't even fading. I knew that she was made of sterner stuff than me or Rika just as a matter of her being a Servant and a Heroic Spirit from a magic-heavy legend. Was her Magic Resistance really so incredible that she could survive that, however badly it had injured her?

It didn't wind up mattering. Mordred, seeing her chance, leapt in, sword crackling with bolts of red lightning as light surged up the blade. As Jackie leapt out of the way, Mordred came down —

"Clarent Blood Arthur!"

— and unleashed the full might of her Noble Phantasm directly into Arthur's face.

For a moment, a brilliant flash lit up the ruined park, casting a glow on the fog as the blast blew it back and created a pocket of clear air. The thunderous boom of Mordred's Noble Phantasm detonating against the already destroyed ground echoed and shook the remains of the street where us Masters were standing, and I squinted against the glare that was too bright even for my mask to completely dampen.

When it was over, Mordred stood alone in a divot carved into the ground, one much smaller than I would have expected, given how destructive her Noble Phantasm had proven to be in the past. Crackles of red electricity danced around the dirt and over her arms and shoulders, fading completely a few seconds later. Of King Arthur and her incredible lance, there was no sign. She had been erased — even her powerful Mana Burst skill wasn't enough to completely deflect a blast from a weapon whose use against her was so intrinsic to its function that its claim to fame was the fact it had killed her.

"S-Servant response dissipating," Mash said into the quiet that followed. "King Arthur has been confirmed defeated, Master."

Ritsuka breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank goodness. That's the second time we've had to kill her."

"That so?" Mordred hefted her sword up and let it drop weightily against her shoulder to a metallic clink. "Ha! Guess that makes us even, don't it? I mean, I probably had to kill Father in a Grail War or something at some point, but far as I know, this is the second time for me, too!"

"Do we get a free knighthood if we have to do it a third time?" Rika asked.

Mordred turned back to us and grinned. "Far as I'm concerned, you lot've already got one!"

"I thought you had to be a squire for ten years first or whatever," Jeanne Alter said.

"If I'm the one making the rules, who gives a fuck?" was Mordred's simple response.

"Golden!" said Berserker. "That lady was tough, but you guys came up with a really smart plan to put her down!"

"It was mostly Senpai's idea," Ritsuka demurred, "but you were a big help, ah…Berserker?"

"Ah, right, we haven't done the introduction stuff yet! My bad! That's not golden!" Berserker grinned and slung his ax against his shoulder much the same as Mordred had her sword. He jabbed one thumb at his chest, specifically towards the gap between the undone upper buttons that showed off his pecs. "Name's Kintoki, Sakata Kintoki! But you can just call me Mister Golden, if you want!"

The name meant nothing to me, but it very obviously did to Ritsuka and Rika, who gaped at him.

"Kintoki?" Rika squeaked. "Of Minamoto no Raikou's Four Heavenly Kings?"

The so-named Kintoki just grinned broader. "That's me!"

"But you're…!" Rika gestured helplessly at him, up and down his body. "I mean, that's…!"

"You're dressed like Yakuza," Ritsuka said bluntly, and now that he said it, I could see it, too.

"Ah, that…" Kintoki's head turned to the side, although where he was looking was impossible to tell with those dark sunglasses. And were those…? Was he…blushing? "Well, it might be way, way, way after the time I was alive, but modern clothes are really golden, you know? I coulda shown up in my old getup, but I like this getup better. Plus, they're way more comfortable, too!"

"Hahaha!" Tesla laughed suddenly. "Even ancient Heroic Spirits from the time of Phantasmals have to acknowledge the superiority of modern man! Exquisite! Extraordinary! Sakata Kintoki, I, Nikola Tesla, approve of you as a fellow hero!"

Kintoki just grinned again. "Golden, lightning man!"

Were they…becoming friends?

Romani interjected before I could really decide whether or not that would be a good thing. "Good job, everyone! King Arthur has been defeated, the mastermind behind Project Demonic Fog and this entire Singularity, Makiri Zolgen, is, uh…a-also defeated, and the fog itself is starting to dissipate! That's another Singularity resolved!"

"All that's left is to recover the Grail," Mash said.

I wasn't the only one who grimaced, because apparently, the twins had also forgotten about that part, too. We'd been in such a rush to follow after Arthur that we hadn't had the time to try and disconnect the Grail from Angrboða, and in hindsight, maybe we should have had someone stay behind and do that, because it could very easily have summoned another Servant for us to fight, couldn't it?

"Ugh," said Jeanne Alter.

"I can take care of it," Arash offered as he and Emiya returned from where they'd been perched.

"You sure about that?" asked Emiya. "You're not exactly an engineer, are you?"

Arash didn't fight back. "Hey, if you think you can do the job better, I'll gladly leave it to you. You're right, I don't know the first thing about the bits and bobs in a machine like that, but as long as we just need to get the Grail out, I didn't think it would matter whether or not Angrboða breaks in the process."

"It shouldn't," Flamel chimed in. "As the Grail is the main source of its power, removing the Grail itself should solve the problem and disable the machine without issue."

"What are you guys talking about?" asked Romani. "You already have the Grail, don't you? It's right there with you."

A stunned silence followed, and something uncomfortable squirmed in my gut. Everyone, including the Servants, looked just as surprised as I felt.

"U-um, don't you?" Romani said awkwardly.

The twins turned to me. "Senpai?"

I shook my head. I hadn't grabbed it, the twins hadn't grabbed it, and none of the Servants had grabbed it — not that they'd told me, at least, and the only one who I thought might have been tempted to sneak off with it was Jeanne Alter — because, again, we'd been in a rush.

"Don't look at me," the woman in question said, canting her hip to the side. Her lips curled. "You think I'd still be standing here if I had one of those things on me? This place is a shithole, and the fog only made it worse."

"Abraham's focus was solely on Renée throughout the entirety of this predicament," said Jekyll. "There was not a one single moment where he might have taken such liberty as to procure the Grail for himself — indeed, neither he nor I have much use for such a thing."

"Hey, hey, I can't say I get all the stuff that's going on," said Kintoki, "but it ain't golden to go pointing fingers at all your friends, you know!"

"The way he said it was weird, but this guy has a point," Mordred agreed. "We really gonna start fingering each other now that everything else is all said and done?"

"Phrasing," Ritsuka groaned. "Phrasing, please, Sir Mordred."

In fact, the only person who didn't look at all surprised by this turn —

"Tohsaka?"

— was our own temporary Master.

He took a step back, mouth drawn into a tight line and brow furrowed, but all it did was draw everyone's attention to him. Next to him, Nursery Rhyme's face was set in stone, and the Bandersnatch hovering behind her suddenly seemed a whole lot more like a threat than a last line of defense.

"Well, fuck," said Mordred. "Even I didn't see that one coming."

"Nagato Tohsaka," Marie's voice came across the communicator, cold and authoritative. "As a provisional Master of Chaldea —"

"As a magus, I would've thought you would understand best, Director Animusphere," Tohsaka interrupted her. "The dream of all magi isn't something that can be achieved with half-hearted efforts. You have to be prepared to sacrifice whatever it takes to reach it."

"You…!"

"Tohsaka-san," said Ritsuka, "are you really going to do this, knowing everything at stake?"

"You remember what that thing's for, right?" Rika added. "You know, how it's the whole reason we're here and everything?"

Tohsaka's eyes narrowed on them. "You two, on the other hand, I wouldn't expect to understand. You're not proper magi, so you just don't get how important this is. Even the oldest bloodlines have been waiting centuries for a chance like this to fall into their laps, and the Tohsaka are so new we don't even have a proper Magic Crest yet. This isn't something I can afford to pass up."

"But this entire time, you've been helping us out," Mash said. "The Director even made you a Master of Chaldea!"

"Temporarily," Tohsaka emphasized. "And it wasn't like I had much choice, did I? Investigate on my own and hope I got somewhere, stay in my borrowed apartment and wait for things to blow over — those aren't great choices, are they? And then you said the enemy was using a Holy Grail to create this…Singularity, and you expect me to just let this chance slip away?"

"The Grand Order," Marie began heatedly.

Tohsaka scoffed. "What do I care about your Grand Order? I've been a member of your organization less than a week, and everything I've done as part of it will be erased the instant I give up this Grail and let you leave. I know my own limits — this is the only chance I have at giving my family the prestige of accomplishing the ambition of every family in the Association, including yours, Lord Animusphere!"

"Even if it destroys the world?" I asked him calmly. He twitched.

"Will it?" was his response, but his cool tone couldn't hide the uncertainty he'd just revealed to me. "The instigator behind this whole mess is dead. Whatever he might have been using the Grail for, my wish has nothing to do with this era or perpetuating his schemes to destroy it. I should be able to use it without worrying about the consequences, shouldn't I?"

Maybe. I had to admit, it wasn't impossible. If he made a wish and the wish took him out of the Singularity, then maybe it really would resolve everything neatly and still get him what he wanted. But…

"Are you willing to stake the future of mankind and all of history on that?"

He wavered, but it wasn't quite enough. Too impersonal, I guess. Too large to feel immediate and real enough to convince him. So after a glance at Nursery Rhyme, I picked something that would hit closer and drove the point home without any mercy at all.

"Are you willing to stake your daughter's future on that?"

The line of his mouth drew even tighter, and he stared at me, unblinking, like he could prove me wrong just by glaring through the lenses of my mask. For several long, tense seconds, the possibility hung in the air, and the question remained unanswered. Several of the Servants, including Emiya, Jeanne Alter, and even Tesla, slowly began to prepare themselves for another fight, eyeing the Jabberwocky and Bandersnatch for any sudden movements.

And then, Tohsaka heaved out a heavy sigh and reached into the huge, oversized sleeves of his overcoat.

"Papa?" asked Nursery Rhyme, looking at him with wide eyes. There was something fragile in her voice.

"Sorry, Alice," he said without looking at her, like he couldn't bear to meet her gaze. "At the end of the day, I guess I really can't be that selfish."

Somehow, from inside those sleeves, he produced a familiar-looking golden chalice, a Holy Grail much like all of the others we'd collected so far. Some of the tension in the air eased.

"W-wait!" Romani said suddenly. "M-magical energy reaction, but it's not coming from the Grail! A Servant manifest — no, hold on, that's not it at all! These readings, this is more like a Rayshift!"

"That's not possible!" Marie barked at him. "Only Chaldea possesses that technology! No one else should have access to it!"

But someone did, didn't they? No, in the first place, how else had these Demon Gods managed to insert themselves into these Singularities if they didn't have some method of doing it that must have looked an awful lot like Rayshifting? How had Lev — Flauros — gotten to Fuyuki from Chaldea and from Fuyuki to Rome? Or Forneus in Okeanos?

"I-I don't know how it's happening, but it is!" Romani insisted.

And if these so-called Demon Gods could do it, then it stood to reason —

Mash gasped at the same time as a shiver shuddered down my spine. Something like instinct, some deep and ingrained thing that I couldn't explain, made me whirl about towards the other end of the park. The hairs on the back of my neck stood on end.

And there…

"Senpai," Mash said, "s-something strange is…!"

…there was a shadow in the mist, hovering in the air, and yet walking. It approached us, dragging the weight of an entire ocean around it, and as it did, the Servants all spun about, too, probably sensing the same thing I had.

"Wh-who…?" muttered Ritsuka.

"My name was uttered here, in this fetid place, and so I have come," a deep, resonant voice said, coming from the shadow. "Come to investigate who would have spoken of me so casually, and yet I have found only the source of my recent disappointments. Fuyuki, Orléans, Rome, Okeanos — the failures of King Arthur, Gilles de Rais, Romulus, and Jason, thwarted as they were by some persistent pests. And now even Zolgen has failed to accomplish his assigned task."

"What's going on?" Marie demanded. "Romani! What happened to the visual feed?"

"I don't know!" he answered. "SHEBA won't stabilize! Can you hear me, everyone? Whatever is happening, we can't offer you any support! We can listen, but that's it!"

So we were on our own.

"It seems that guy wasn't kidding around," said Andersen. "The head honcho himself decided to come down off his throne to check on things, just because we happened to say his name."

Mash gasped again. "Which means…!"

King Solomon.

"I see," said the shadow, Solomon. "Then it's to be expected that only your voice reaches them. Chaldea — a nuisance that doesn't understand when its time is over. You scurry about, hidden in your hovel and protected even from my sight, a lone boat aimlessly sailing the void in the desperate hopes that you might prevent the inevitable. It is for that reason alone that you have managed to come as far as you have."

The mist parted, and a man stepped out, walking on the air as though it was solid ground. Pitiless red eyes cast a contemptuous glance around our group. There was no mirth on his face, no hatred, simply callous indifference, like we weren't even worth the time or the effort.

It shouldn't have bothered me. I'd spent so much time having people look down on me that it shouldn't have fazed me in the slightest, and I'd faced down Scion, spat in his face, and twisted a metaphorical knife in his heart until he lost all will to live. And yet…

Why couldn't I stop shaking?

"A pathetic collection of misfits," Solomon said, and although his face remained impassive, there was scorn in his voice. "Third rate Heroic Spirits commanded by mediocre Masters, somehow able to overcome the challenges placed in their way."

"Who the fuck are you calling third rate?" Mordred snarled, taking a threatening step forward. Solomon paid her only a contemptuous glance.

"If you value the scant moments you will have to continue this farce of a second life, then you will know your place," he told her. "Perhaps one such as you has no inkling of the difference in our magnitudes, but the ones holding your leash at least should understand — the gulf that exists between us cannot be bridged, no matter how many Command Spells you expend in the effort."

"Someone's big for his britches," said Jeanne Alter mockingly. "Even if you are one of those Grands or whatever, you're still a Servant, aren't you? That means even someone like you has a guy holding your leash somewhere. Bark-bark, puppy."

Solomon glanced at her, and instantly, she was thrown back by an explosion that went off right in her face. She landed hard on the ground, rolling, but was up again an instant later, glaring but spooked.

"I shall allow your impertinence only the once," Solomon said in warning. "Do not mistake me for another of you again, you delusional fantasy. I am indeed a Heroic Spirit — but I had no need of something as pathetic as a Master to summon me. I revived myself within my own body. The man who stands before you is Solomon in the entirety of his glory, unfettered. An ordinary Servant like you is nothing more than an ant to me."

"That's possible?" Rika squeaked.

"So it's true, then," said Andersen. "You really are one of those Grand Servants. Grand Caster, am I right?"

"Indeed," Solomon said matter-of-factly.

"What do you want?" I managed to get out.

"Want?" Those eyes turned on me, and I felt suddenly both naked and vulnerable, exposed. It occurred to me that he could probably kill me in an instant, before I even knew what was happening, with nothing more than a glare. "Should it not be obvious? On a whim, I came here to see for myself the disruption to my plans, and I found a few rats scurrying about. It seems there was no cause for me to concern myself. Although you have come this far, my Noble Phantasm is undisturbed. You have truly accomplished nothing."

"Noble Phantasm?" Romani's voice came. "W-wait, hang on! That means…those bands of light in the sky!"

"That it took you this long to realize the truth shows your incompetence," Solomon said scornfully. "How pathetic. Even your mages are third rate."

A shadow suddenly loomed out of the remnants of the mist behind him, and a pair of knives aimed for his neck. Ritsuka and Rika both gasped as they realized what I did — but not what it would mean.

"Jackie, no!"

But I was too late. Solomon didn't even look at her, he just lifted hand, snapped his fingers, and an explosion ripped through the air behind him. Jackie was sent flying off to the side in a trail of smoke, and despite how close she was when it happened, not a single hair on his head was disturbed.

I was moving before I could even think about what I was doing.

"Senpai!"

And Arash stopped me, wrapping his arms around me and holding me back. From doing what, I still wasn't sure. It wasn't like I had any hope of hurting Solomon. A guy who could cast spells like that wouldn't even blink from my Gandr, and even if I had my swarm here and at the ready, he probably had something to handle that, too.

For the first time since he arrived, Solomon's lips curled into a smirk.

"Oh?" he said. "How interesting. It seems even someone like you is capable of change, after all. Sentiment, guilt, and misplaced affection — you have become even more pathetic in these last two years, Taylor Hebert."

He knew. The thought turned my insides to ice, but… No. Of course he knew. Solomon was said to have been given wisdom by God, and however that would be manifested as a Heroic Spirit, it was probably some sort of Clairvoyance ability. The idea that Flauros had attempted to target me specifically during the Sabotage said that he and his king must have known enough about my past to find some part of it worthy of notice, although what they thought I could have done that I wasn't already doing, I had no idea.

Later. I could think about that later. First —

"First Aid!"

Jackie was still alive, I knew it just because my Command Spells hadn't stopped aching yet, so I could still help her, even if it was only this much.

"First Aid! First Aid! First Aid!"

But that was all I could do. Even with the contracts split between the three of us, we'd just come off of back to back to back battles again, all of them intense, and I only had so much energy left to spare. All I could do as my breath misted in front of me was reach out along the bond that connected us and ask, Jackie?

We'll be okay, Mommy,
was her answer, weak but there. Something inside of me trembled, caught between worry and relief.

"It's ironic that you called her pathetic — that glass house of yours must be sturdier than it looks," Andersen said. "You talk a big game, Solomon, if that's even who you really are, but you're essentially just hijacking the same system used to summon us so-called lesser Servants, too, aren't you? After all, Grand Servants are meant to fight the very kind of threat you represent to the future of mankind. They exist to protect humanity from the monsters that aim to destroy it, and that says something about you and why you chose to manifest the way you did. It takes a special kind of desperation to subvert that very system in order to prevent it from working against you."

Solomon's head snapped around, and he regarded Andersen with his full attention. "Those eyes of yours are troublesome, you insignificant worm. Allow me to reward your insight appropriately."

He lifted one hand, finger outstretched and pointing at Andersen — and instantly, Andersen exploded into a fine red mist, gone before anyone even realized what was happening. Under the oppressive weight of Solomon's presence, the surge of magical energy was so suffocated that I couldn't even feel it.

"Mister Andersen!" Mash yelped.

"Bastard!" shouted Mordred.

But before she could do more than that, an electric whine rose to a sudden fever pitch, and Tesla lifted his own arm, aiming his bronze gauntlet directly at Solomon.

"I have heard enough!" Tesla barked. "Solomon, King of Mages, pinnacle of the Heroic Spirits of the Earth! On behalf of mankind, I reject you and your schemes! A dazzling future awaits, and I cannot allow you to destroy it!" A ball of plasma formed between his splayed fingers, connected to his fingertips by streams of lightning. "Now return to sleep! System Keraunos!"

The ball of plasma exploded into a beam, large enough and intense enough to consume Solomon in his entirety and wipe him off of the map.

"Futile."

And the instant it came into contact with him, it fizzled and died, simply dissipating into the air with sparks of static that danced briefly before disappearing. Solomon's finger swung about to point now at the stunned Tesla, who looked as surprised as I was that his EX Noble Phantasm hadn't even left a goddamn scratch.

"No way," Rika breathed. "He just no-sold an EX NP!"

As though it was nothing more than a puff of air. Even Herakles wouldn't have been able to do that.

"Now accept your reward for your defiance."

At the last second, Tesla attempted to dodge, throwing himself out of the way — but midair, he exploded much the same as Andersen had, leaving behind no trace of his presence. He, too, had been killed just that quickly and easily.

Behind Solomon, Kintoki suddenly appeared, ax crackling with jolts of electricity as he brought it down, aiming to take Solomon's head.

"Golden Spark!"

Solomon caught the segmented blade with one hand as though it was nothing more than a paperweight. He completely ignored the bolt of lightning that leapt down from the sky and struck the axehead — it didn't even seem to do anything more than ruffle his long, white hair — and that same finger that had cast the spells that killed Andersen and Tesla was pressed gently against Kintoki's chest.

"Damn," Kintoki had time to say, "not gold —"

And then he was gone, too, killed just as simply and casually as the others. Just like that, three Servants, two of them strong enough to stand up to King Arthur in one way or another, had been destroyed.

"Shit," said Mordred, foot sliding back a step. "This bastard wasn't kidding. He really is on a completely different level."

Solomon's finger swung around again, and all of us recoiled, knowing now exactly how easily he could erase any of us if he decided upon it. Everyone looked terrified, even the Servants who knew they could just be summoned back — not for themselves, I realized, but because they might not be able to do anything at all if he decided to kill any of us Masters — and I couldn't blame them.

I'd only faced an enemy like this twice before, and neither of them was a comfortable comparison. First, Behemoth in New Delhi, and the way he carved through the defenders with bolts of lightning and blasts of lethal radiation, absorbing whatever was thrown at him and turning it back around. And the second…

Second was Scion. Implacable, unflinching, completely unfazed by almost all attacks thrown his way. How he could obliterate you on a whim with a flick of his finger, and how he erased anything from a single man to the entire east coast of the US with the same contemptuous ease.

For a second, a flash of familiar despair, I remembered hovering in the aftermath of a battle and the terrible thought that maybe it would be better to just let my flight pack run out of fuel and plummet to my death instead of continuing when it felt like we had no hope of surviving, let alone winning.

The finger lowered, and Solomon let his arm drop. "There's no point in wasting the time or energy to wipe you all out here. You believe you have accomplished something of worth, but the five Holy Grails you now have in your possession are nothing more than mere trinkets. As thanks for the favor you performed for me two years ago, Taylor Hebert, I shall allow you and your comrades to leave now with both those trinkets and your lives."

My mind ground to a halt. Favor? "What?"

Was he actually saying…that killing Scion had actually helped him somehow?

"Senpai?" Ritsuka asked, confused. I couldn't even look at him, because how did I answer that? How could I answer that? What could I possibly say that would explain the situation when I wasn't even really sure what the answer was myself?

"You're going to let us go, just like that?" Emiya asked, unnerved. His hands clenched tightly to his bow, so tightly that his knuckles were bone white.

"Just like that," Solomon agreed. Some part of me was relieved, because it meant we would have time to plot and plan and find a way of actually beating him. "There is no need to concern myself with you rabble until you have stolen all of the Grails from all of the Singularities — an impossible feat, considering what awaits you in the next one. But — hmph. My gratitude only goes so far. If you manage the miracle of resolving all of the Singularities I have so meticulously prepared, then I will deal with you personally."

His face split into a broad grin. "Even so, it will require a miracle! Truly, a miracle from God Himself! My final gift to you, Taylor Hebert, the final token of my gratitude — when you die in the next Singularity, you shall die comforted, for you will have finally returned home! Make your peace with your demons there and accept your end!"

And just as suddenly as he appeared, he was gone. Just a flash of light, and then the space he had occupied was empty.

"Ma…magical energy response dissipating," Romani said into the silence. "King Solomon has…left the Singularity."

But the weight of his words stayed behind.
— o.0.O.O.0.o —​
One last chapter - just the one - and London is over. But that's the cooldown chapter, where goodbyes are said and everything is tied up neatly with a bow. This chapter is the penultimate chapter of London, and there's a lot of stuff that happens in this one, a lot of important stuff, including some things that I'm sure some people saw coming and some things that will take everyone by surprise.

A certain someone has laid down a trap, and he's let everyone know it.

Fun fact: this was actually 90% finished in just two days, because wow, I got started on that scene and blew through it in one day, but being able to just sit back, breathe, and tweak a paragraph here and there for the following three or four days was really relaxing.
Next — Chapter CLX: Philosopher's Legacy
"You don't intend…to come along?"
 
Chapter CLX: Philosopher’s Legacy
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Chapter CLX: Philosopher's Legacy

In the aftermath of Solomon's disappearance, there was a long moment of silence as we all absorbed what had just happened. The complete dismissal of our having corrected five of his Singularities. The fact that he had killed three Servants so easily and utterly ignored two Noble Phantasms hitting him directly. The nonsensical bit about repaying a favor I had apparently done him without ever realizing it.

Even if Scion's death had been an essential part of making his plan work, so what? What could I have done differently? Leaving Scion alive and letting him wear away at all of humanity across countless parallel worlds was never an option, and just the suggestion itself was laughably ridiculous.

But I had no idea what else he could have meant.

"That was him?" Tohsaka asked into the silence, voice trembling. "That guy was the one behind all of this? The one who made this Singularity and all of the others?"

It was only the presence of a swarm — however meager and however quickly they were starting to die as the remnants of the fog seeped in through broken windows — that let me keep my voice steady. "Yes."

"I see." He looked down at the Grail in his hands, the one he'd been about to hand over to us. His brow furrowed. "He called it a trinket. A powerful device capable of granting any wish you can think of, and he called it nothing more than a trinket."

The implication hung in the air — that Solomon was so powerful that he had no need of any of them, they were just mundane tools he used for the job he needed done. It wasn't any more comfortable a thought than the knowledge that he had ignored two Noble Phantasms as though they hadn't even hit him —

Jackie.

"Jackie!"

This time, Arash let me go, and I took off in the direction I'd seen her body go flying, skirting around the large crater formed from Tesla and Arthur's clash and doing my best to avoid the divots pockmarking the remains of the park. It was harder without a swarm to keep track of where they were, but if I stumbled a couple of times, I didn't care enough to be more than frustrated that they were slowing me down.

I found her further in, resting against the stump of a shattered tree that had no doubt been destroyed during the melee between Arthur and the others.

"Jackie."

"We're here, Mommy," she replied, looking up at me with a faint smile.

She was missing an arm. Her already tattered cloak had been ripped to shreds, but the rest of her was either unharmed or had been healed by my First Aid spells, leaving only the burnt stump that disappeared halfway down to her left elbow into glittering dust. Ropes of dried and drying blood splattered up and down what remained and painted her black clothes even darker, but she seemed in no danger otherwise.

I fell to my knees next to her, unsure of what to do. A thousand conflicting impulses warred inside of me, some of them familiar and some of them strange and alien in ways I couldn't explain. I didn't know what I was supposed to do here. A flash of memory of days of skinned knees and papercuts said to pull her into a hug and kiss her head, but another part of me shied away, even though I'd spent the last couple of nights with her curled up in my arms.

In some ways, it would have been easier if she was looking up at me with teary eyes complaining about how much it hurt. The answer to that one was so easy even I knew what it was.

Instead, I reached out with one hand and laid it atop her head, as though to reassure myself that she was still there. Lamely, I said, "You're okay."

She nodded and leaned into my fingers. "Mm."

"Can you stand on your own?"

"We think so," she answered.

I shuffled back a step to give her room, and she climbed to her feet without much issue, stumbling only once when she tried to put weight on the arm that wasn't there. The fact that it was gone seemed more like a frustration and a surprise to her than a painful wound, and she was almost pouting when she said, "One of our arms is gone, Mommy."

It was another one of those instances where she was simultaneously both the child she looked like and yet also completely incongruent with it.

"It'll be fine," I told her, remembering Boudica. "It might take a little while, but we'll get you fixed up before you know it."

Da Vinci would have an answer, and I clung to that. We didn't have a powerful ley line beneath a mountain leaking more magical energy than I could use in a lifetime, but I was sure she could come up with some way of speeding up Jackie's recovery once we got back to Chaldea and the whole clusterfuck that had just been dropped on us was taken care of.

Fuck. What did he mean, I could finally return home? Was there even anything left of Brockton Bay on Earth Bet? And even if there was, how was that related to the next Singularity?

I put the questions from my mind for the moment. I didn't have any answers to them, not right now, and until there was something I could do about them, I couldn't afford to let them distract me. We had a Singularity to finish correcting.

I stood back up and offered a hand to Jackie, and she was all too happy to take it with her remaining one, smiling, like she hadn't just lost an arm trying to kill the most powerful mage in history.

Everyone's eyes immediately zeroed in on Jackie when we made it back to the group, and whatever their feelings were, however complicated everything was, Ritsuka still let out a sigh of relief. "Jackie's okay, then."

Tohsaka goggled at him. I couldn't blame him for that. Servants were complete bullshit, but stuff like being able to regrow lost limbs with enough time and energy wasn't exactly advertised on the list of things that were obvious about them.

"That can't be a comfortable state to be in," Flamel remarked.

"We'll figure something out," I said vaguely.

Notably, Rika didn't have a quip prepared. I guess Solomon had spooked her just as badly as he had the rest of us.

"Not…to put too fine a point on things," Romani's voice interrupted, "but…"

"Y-yes," said Marie, and although she was trying her best to sound stern and authoritative, the slight tremor in her voice gave her away. "Nagato Tohsaka. Your contract as a Master of Chaldea —"

"You don't need to go that far," Tohsaka cut her off. "I get it. Even if this thing could grant my wish, that guy… This is way over my head. If I took this and he decided to come back for it, then there's nothing I could do except die."

He thrust it into Ritsuka's hands, who fumbled with it for a second because of how unexpected and sudden it was, and then pulled his hand away as though it burned.

"Take it," he said bitterly. "It's not worth the cost I'd have to pay to make use of it, so the only thing I can do is hand it off to you so you can do…whatever it is you do with these things. I'm ready to go home and get back to my life."

Ritsuka handed the Grail over to Mash, who accepted it and carefully stashed it in the compartment inside her shield. A moment later, a beep sounded over the communicator.

"H…Holy Grail retrieved," said Romani. "The era should…begin to correct itself, now."

"Here." Tohsaka fussed with the band on his wrist for a second, and once he had it off, he shoved this over to Ritsuka, too. "That's also property of Chaldea, isn't it? I won't have any use for it now."

"Ah, thank you?" Ritsuka said uncertainly.

Jekyll's head jerked, and he set about removing his own borrowed communicator. "Mine, as well. Although it seems we had not much use of it in the end, there seems little point in attempting to keep it for myself. It will merely be corrected like all else in this…Singularity, yes?"

"Yes," said Marie as Ritsuka accepted Jekyll's communicator. "You wouldn't be able to keep it no matter what. That just leaves one more."

Ritsuka's head turned to Flamel, and so did mine, Rika's, and Mash's, and he hesitated. "Yes," he said, "about that. I…realize that my earlier deception will have done me no favors in regards to your esteem, but I would hope that I might impose upon you… That is, if it is even possible, and I confess that I haven't the knowledge to say one way or the other —"

"Master?"

Flamel broke off with a gasp. "Renée?"

She stirred in his arms, eyes fluttering open, and as she looked up and realized where she was, she stiffened, fingers frozen halfway through the motion of clutching at his cloak.

"My…apologies," she said immediately. "I…did not mean to inconvenience you, Master, but I could not… Please, allow me to stand. I don't mean to be such a burden."

"You silly girl," said Flamel, but he was smiling as he looked down on her. "You are not a burden to me, never a burden. And even if you ever had been, it is one I knowingly took upon myself. There is nothing for you to apologize for."

"I allowed myself to be kidnapped," Renée said as though she had committed murder.

"You followed my order," Flamel corrected her. "You could not have known that Puss in Boots was waiting for you to do just that, and he could very well have… No, no, my dear, the important thing is that you survived. None of what happened can be blamed on you, and I won't hear a word otherwise, do you understand?"

Renée looked down, refusing to meet his eyes. "Yes."

"Are you certain you're well enough to stand?" Flamel asked.

Renée nodded. "I believe so, yes."

Carefully and gently, Flamel set her down, first her legs, and as she found her footing, he kept his other arm around her shoulders to hold her steady. Only once she was standing surely and confidently did he let her go, hovering and ready to catch her if she showed a single moment of weakness.

She turned to the rest of us and bowed her head, dipping into a curtsy. It looked a little strange in the white dress Zolgen had stuck her in, at least compared to the maid uniform she'd worn before.

"Forgive me," she said. "I caused all of you an inconvenience."

"It's not your fault," Ritsuka told her.

"We would've had to fight those guys anyway," Rika added. "And…actually, the only reason we managed to get to them is because they kidnapped you, so… It feels kinda weird to say it, but it was kinda a good thing we had to come rescue you?"

"Ironic," said Emiya. "The only reason we managed to get the Grail at all was because they got greedy and decided to kidnap you."

Renée stilled again, and the tiniest of furrows marred her brow. "The Grail has been retrieved."

"Yes," I said. "Tohsaka grabbed it for us while the rest of us were rushing to chase an enemy that was summoned at the last second. Mash has it now, and the Singularity is being corrected."

Tohsaka glanced at me askance — and so did several other people — but didn't contradict me or admit that he'd originally taken it for selfish reasons. Frankly, the only part that really mattered to me in the end was that he had given it up, so I didn't feel the need to rehash that part now.

"I see," said Renée, and she gave nothing of her thoughts away. I thought I sensed a thread of uncertainty from her anyway. "This will be goodbye, then."

"Uhn," said Fran.

"That," Flamel interjected, "is what I was meaning to discuss a moment ago. Director, it is possible, is it not, for Servants contracted with your Masters to return with you to your era? That is, Jackie and… Forgive me, Sir Mordred, I don't mean to assume…"

Mordred made a sound in her throat. "Ain't like I got anything better to do. 'Sides, if I stick around this place, I'm just gonna go poof like everything else, ain't I? You guys want me, I guess I could stay with ya."

"Who says we'd want you?" asked Jeanne Alter.

"Wasn't asking you!" Mordred shot back, but it lacked any heat.

"Sure," said Ritsuka.

"I think Super Action Mom's gonna adopt another kid," Rika agreed.

"She can sure fucking try!" Mordred said with a savage grin.

The twins looked to me, and it said something about their trust in me that they were still looking my way like that even after everything Solomon had said to try and break it. The twinge of guilt that squirmed in my belly was soundly ignored.

"Do you think you can handle being a Servant of Chaldea?" I asked Mordred. "Taking orders from us in battle, waiting sometimes months between deployments, and not being able to join every one of them?"

"What, you think my life was just one adventure after another all the time?" Mordred replied. "Yeah, I can handle all of that. Long as you don't fuck me over, I can do all of that just fine."

Into my communicator, I said, "Romani."

"Adjusting Rayshift parameters," he said, ahead of me. "I'm accounting for…Jackie and for Sir Mordred."

"Yes," said Flamel, "about that. Director Animusphere, would it be possible for you to take one more with you?"

Renée's head spun towards him. "Master?"

"Residents of a Singularity belonging to proper history can't be retrieved from a Singularity," Marie explained, "not just as a matter of mechanics, but as a matter of principle. Our job is to restore history to its proper course, not alter it by…kidnapping our favorite historical figures."

For a second, I had a wild image pop into my head of a tied-up George Washington slung over Mash's shoulder as a mob of colonials chased after her. I didn't have any idea why I thought of that, but the image was so ridiculous that it managed to brighten my mood just a little.

"Ah," said Flamel, "but if, like a Servant, the person in question does not belong in the era being corrected or even in any era of proper history? If, more to the point, the person in question was born in that Singularity as a result of the actions of a person who does not themselves belong in that era and would not otherwise have been born without that intervention —"

"Then yes," Marie answered. "Chaldea could accept that person as a…temporal refugee, of sorts."

"Abraham," Jekyll began.

"Forgive me, Doctor, for not attempting to include you in this," Flamel told him. "As it seems, however, both you and Miss Fran happen to belong in the category of people who belong to proper history — if not, as the case may be, necessarily this era in particular. I imagine Mister Tohsaka has likewise banished any thoughts of being spirited away to the future so that he might see what becomes of it."

"And abandon my daughter? I'm more responsible than that," said Tohsaka.

Marie huffed, but if she had any comment about his statement, she held her tongue. I was grateful — the ensuing argument wouldn't have been productive or useful at all.

"You need not apologize, Abraham," said Jekyll reasonably. "I have no illusions about my place amongst these fine folk and their institute dedicated to preserving the proper course of events — or lack thereof, in point of fact. Only, I worry that there is one person whose thoughts you might not have taken into account before deciding upon this course of action."

Flamel heaved a sigh. "You're right." He turned to Renée. "Renée? I would like for you to go back to Chaldea with these people."

Her lips pursed just a little as her brow drew just the tiniest bit down. "Have I…displeased you in some way, Master? I…know you said that it was not my fault, but I still…"

She hesitated, glancing over at us. Ah. She didn't know that we knew about the Stone hidden inside of her.

"The only mistake was mine," Flamel told her gently. "I believed myself too clever — that no one would suspect me of hiding my Philosopher's Stone inside of you, indeed, that no one would have any reason to suspect such a thing so long as they did not know my true name. As Makiri Zolgen and his conspirators proved, however, I was very much a fool to think that it could last under scrutiny, let alone that none might ever suss it out. The ruse was doomed the instant Paracelsus declared my name for all to hear."

Renée's fingers curled in the fabric of her dress, and her eyes dropped to look at some spot somewhere in the middle of his chest. "Then why…"

Flamel offered her a kind smile and reached out to set both of his hands upon her shoulders. He leaned in as though sharing a secret with her. "Because I want a better future for my one and only daughter than to let her simply vanish into the mist with the rest of this twisted London."

Renée's head jerked up, and the most intense expression I had ever seen on her face pulled her mouth open and her eyes wide. "M-Master?"

"I confess, I haven't much experience with fatherhood," Flamel admitted. "Dear Perenelle's Magic Crest was cursed, you see, and by the time we married, she had long since given up on the idea of children. Even so, I think I can state with confidence that any father worthy of being called one would wish his child to live a long, happy, prosperous life, and you cannot do that if you disappear with everything else that is removed inside this Singularity. My only regret is that I won't be able to witness it for myself."

"You," she began, "don't intend…to come along?"

"No," said Flamel. "Doctor Jekyll is my Master, and although he might not be the most competent of mages, I intend to honor my contract with him and stay until he has been safely returned to his proper place in history. Too…" He sighed. "The Philosopher's Stone is a great temptation. So long as the people of Chaldea keep its existence within you secret…"

He lanced a meaningful look at each of us Masters.

"We will," Ritsuka promised.

I kept silent. That wasn't a promise I could make. Unless Da Vinci or Marie ordered all mentions of it erased from the records of this Singularity, then the Association would find out, it was just a matter of time.

If Flamel realized any of that, he gave no indication. "…then the only method by which I might be forced to make one is the leveraging of your life against me. Better to avoid that situation entirely."

"Master…" Renée said softly.

"I have given you everything I could to prepare you to live a life of your own," he told her. "What you do with it once you are free to live it, I have no right to say. Only that you are my legacy, Renée. The greatest work I ever completed. I think, if she had ever been blessed with the chance to meet you herself, to love you as I have come to, then Perenelle would agree with me."

Renée's head dropped again, and her fingers, still curled in her dress, trembled. Off to the side, Rika sniffled and wiped at her eyes.

"If," Renée said hesitantly, "if that is what you want, then…"

"It is," Flamel said. "The only thing I might wish for upon the Holy Grail."

"Goddamn," Mordred muttered, sounding jealous.

"Uhn," Fran agreed, forlorn.

I had to admit, I was a little jealous, too. It wouldn't be wrong to say that my dad and I had started drifting apart long before I got my powers, but my career as a cape — first as a villain, then as a Ward — hadn't done us any favors, and much like with Brian, I hadn't had the courage to check if he'd made it out of Brockton during Gold Morning. I still didn't know if he had survived or if I'd been orphaned entirely two years ago.

If I had gotten the chance to hear him say something like that so earnestly and tenderly… It wouldn't have magically fixed things, but it would have been a strong start.

"I…don't mean to interrupt," said Romani, "but we're running low on time, here. Am I including Renée in the Rayshift or not?"

"Yes," Renée said, "please, Doctor Romani."

"Right," Romani replied, "I'll… Director? A-are we…?"

Marie was quiet for a moment, but then, "Do it."

Flamel heaved out a quiet sigh and stepped backwards with a sad smile. His fingers lingered, trailing down her arms, and Renée lifted them, letting him catch her hands with his.

"I cannot promise you their success," he told her, near a whisper, "nor that every moment you spend in the world from which they come will be wondrous and filled with happiness. Life, as I'm sure you have learned by now, is not nearly so simple nor so easy. But I want you to promise me that you will not wallow. Think of me, remember me fondly, but do not allow my memory to hold you back. Your future is yours now, Renée. The only thing I can ask of you is to seize it and discover the woman you want to become. Whoever she is, I'm sure I will be just as proud of her as I am of you now."

"Ah, geez," Rika whispered, wiping her eyes on the back of her sleeve. "Right in the feels!"

Renée's lips pressed together tightly, bottom one wobbling just the slightest. She didn't cry, but there was the slightest tremor in her voice when she said, "I will."

When he let go of her hands and stepped further back, she turned slowly towards us, pausing for a short moment, and then took fistfuls of her dress and curtsied again, dipping her head.

"Please take good care of me."

"Of course," said Ritsuka immediately.

"It might not be much," Mash began, "but I'm sure everyone at Chaldea will give you a warm welcome, Renée!"

"H-hold on," Emiya murmured to himself, "does this mean…I'm going to have to keep sharing the kitchen?"

Rika gasped. "It does!" she answered, delighted. "Oh, man! My tastebuds are gonna be spoiled rotten by the end of this, and I'm gonna love every second of it!"

Emiya sighed heavily, and Arash chuckled at his predicament, but his heart wasn't entirely in it. I think the knowledge of what Solomon had said still sat with him, the way it did me. The weight of it was like a thick blanket smothering the back of my mind, always there, lingering and oppressive.

There was going to be a reckoning after this. How soon, I wasn't sure, but there wouldn't be any escape from it. Hopefully, I could get to Marie first and finally ask how much of her original prohibition regarding my past still applied and how much we were going to have to share with everyone else. I wasn't sure I was going to like the answer, whatever it turned out being.

"Nagato Tohsaka," Marie said, interrupting whatever else might have been said, "regarding your contract with Chaldea."

Tohsaka sighed. "Don't tell me. You want to renegotiate it? Now, when I don't have any other choice?"

"Don't insult me!" Marie bit out, temper short. There was no way she hadn't realized the same things I had, and it couldn't have done any favors for her patience. "I'm just telling you, we've entered the details into our records. Your head of house, whoever that happens to be in this era, will be compensated for your assistance in accordance with both the standard base pay along with the hazard modifier for Singularity deployment."

"Hazard modifier?" Tohsaka asked.

"Extra pay for dangerous work," I answered for her. "You get more money for doing something that has a high risk of injury or death. How much more depends on the job and the employer, but Chaldea is generous."

"You're working to repair proper history, after all," Marie added. "It's only natural that you be compensated properly. Or, in this case, your heir."

"I see." Tohsaka let out a long breath. "Well. I suppose that's something I can take comfort in before I get sent back to where I'm supposed to be."

Idly, I did have to wonder exactly how much money his family was going to get. Presumably, with the hazard pay included, it wouldn't be pennies, but it definitely wouldn't be anything like what the twins and I could reasonably expect.

"Miss Director," said Nursery Rhyme, who had been quiet all this while, "can we go with Papa?"

"No," Marie said immediately. "Even if we wanted to arrange for something like that, it's not possible. Rayshifting can only function because Singularities are fundamentally unobserved areas of spacetime. Actual time travel is beyond anything we could accomplish without Lord Zelretch."

"And he's not here," Tohsaka concluded. "Tch. Although he probably did arrange for me to be here for this, didn't he?"

"It's a possibility."

"So Papa is going to leave me behind?" asked Nursery Rhyme.

Tohsaka sighed again and turned to face her fully, kneeling down to her eye level. "I can't take you with me, Alice."

"But you could stay here," she insisted. "If you had the Grail, then we could stay here together, forever and ever. We can take it back, Papa. There are so many friends who could help us."

Several people stiffened, including Mordred and Emiya, whose hands slowly drifted out, ready to summon his favored blades. No one moved to attack just yet, but they were ready for it if the fight broke out again.

"I can't," Tohsaka told her. "As wonderful as you've been the last few days, there's another little girl waiting for me to come home. You're a Servant, Alice, you'll be fine without me. Someone else will summon you someday and you'll have loads of fun with them, I'm sure. You can play all your favorite games together and throw tea parties every day. But that little girl waiting for me back home won't ever have another papa without me. I can't leave her behind to stay here with you."

Jackie tugged on my hand and whispered, "Could we take Alice back with us, Mommy?"

It wasn't impossible, I had to acknowledge. If it was possible to Rayshift her back with us, then the contract with Tohsaka would be broken after we left this Singularity and there was nothing stopping us from making a new contract with her. She could become a Servant of Chaldea, and I had to admit, with the Jabberwocky and Bandersnatch and all of the other things she had access to, she'd be a fairly strong one, especially for a Caster.

I wouldn't say that I didn't have any reservations. I still remembered the trap she'd laid for us back when we first met, and the lingering resentment and fear of how easily she'd almost killed all three of us Masters probably wasn't going to disappear anytime soon. But if I could recruit the girl who was responsible for so much of the torment I'd suffered during high school to fight the end of the world, if I could even entertain the idea of letting Bonesaw tinker with my brain, then I think I could learn to let go of those feelings and work with Nursery Rhyme, too.

"Tohsaka," I said, "if she wants to, Alice can come back to Chaldea with us. Jackie would love the company."

"We would!" Jackie agreed easily.

"H-hold on!" Marie sputtered.

"Is there anything that would stop that from working, Director?" I asked before she could gather steam.

Grudgingly, Marie had to admit, "No. There's nothing that…says it's impossible to bring her back. B-but still!"

"It's okay," Nursery Rhyme said. "Miss Director, Miss Taylor, you don't need to worry about making special arrangements for me." She turned to Jackie and offered her an apologetic smile. "I'm sorry, Jackie. It would be fun to go with you and play lots of games and have a tea party every day, it really would! But…"

She turned back to Tohsaka.

"…just like Mister Flamel said, Papa is my Master. I want to stay here with him until the very end. If that's okay, Papa?"

Tohsaka let out a long, slow breath through his nostrils, closing his eyes briefly, and he favored her with a small smile. "Yeah. I guess I can give you at least that much, can't I? I'd be a very poor papa if I didn't."

"Oh," said Jackie, "that's too bad. We were looking forward to playing with Alice."

I squeezed her hand. "You still might get the chance." I gave Nursery Rhyme a pointed look, although she couldn't really see it through my mask. "After all, there's no reason we couldn't summon her to Chaldea ourselves later on."

"Maybe!" Nursery Rhyme agreed brightly. "And when that happens, we'll be best friends forever, Jackie! But for now…I guess this is going to be goodbye."

"Yes," Romani said, "and we're running very short on time, so if everyone who's coming back is accounted for? Right?" He didn't wait longer than a second or two for an answer. "Then we have to do the Rayshift now. The Masters, Mash, Emiya, Arash, Sir Mordred, Jackie, Miss Renée, Jeanne Alter, if you have any final words to say, now's your last chance."

"Ah," said Flamel, "thank you for reminding me, Doctor Romani, this will just take a moment."

He strode swiftly over to me and dropped down on one knee, holding his hands out to Jackie. "If you would give me your hand for a moment, dear girl, I'll see about that arm of yours."

Jackie looked up at me for guidance, and I gave her an encouraging nod, so she slipped her hand out of mine and held it out tentatively for Flamel. Flamel took it gently in his own, his hands so much larger than hers and so much older, and then he whispered an incantation. The stump of Jackie's other arm began to glow with red light, much the same as all of Flamel's other spells, and then the flesh began to fill back in rapidly. It built up like Lego blocks, stacking one on top of the other so quickly that I didn't have time to even be grossed out by the flashes of bone, muscle, and sinew as they rebuilt themselves.

A second or two later, and her arm was back, good as new. Jackie gasped and lifted it, marveling at it as though it was some new and interesting thing that she had never seen before.

"Our arm's back!" she breathed excitedly. I gave her a nudge, and when she looked up at me, I nodded towards Flamel. It took her an extra second, but then she turned to him and said, "Thank you, Mister Flamel!"

He stepped back, smiling kindly. "Think nothing of it, think nothing of it at all. It was the least I could do as thanks for finding Renée for me earlier."

"That it, then?" Jeanne Alter asked; she'd been surprisingly considerate, so far. "We're done with all the mushy stuff, it's time to go home?"

And I would have to face the inevitable deluge of questions everyone would no doubt have about Solomon and what he'd said about me, to me, along with all of the things those implied. I still wasn't sure I had an answer to any of it, let alone one that I was comfortable giving to the rest of the team and our paltry collection of technicians.

"Yes."

I guess I just had to hope that Marie would have a better idea of what to do about all of this than I did. At the very least, she might be able to convince everyone to put the issue off long enough for the two of us to sit down and plan out what all could be said and what all we had actual answers to. I think that was the most I could have hoped for, under the circumstances.

"Okay," said Romani, "I'm locking down the parameters now. Everyone who's coming back is accounted for and registered in the system."

Mordred turned to Fran. "Guess this is it, huh. Sorry we're leaving out of the blue like this. Ain't really time for me to think of a proper goodbye or nothing, you know?"

"Uhn," Fran said with a nod. "Uh-uhn, ah-uh-uhn. Uh-uhn!"

"Yeah, doesn't really feel all that satisfying either, does it?" Mordred agreed with a grim smile. "At the end of the day, we got that M bastard, but even if he's the guy who did all of that to Babbage and Paracelsus, he was just a pawn, too, wasn't he? We couldn't even touch the head honcho."

"Bastard didn't even fight fair," Jeanne Alter grumbled.

"We'll be seeing him again," Emiya said, and it came out like a warning, "one way or the other. At the end of all of this, if nothing else."

And hopefully, we'd have a plan of action to take the fight to him next time. Whatever it was that let him shrug off two Noble Phantasms had a weakness, it had to, we just had to figure it out first.

Mordred nodded. "Yeah!" She grinned and thumped her free hand against her chest to the clang of her armor. "And when that time comes, I'll shove my sword up his ass and make him regret ever doing that to Babbage! Alright, Fran?"

"Uhn!" Fran nodded firmly.

"Rayshifting in five…"

"Bye, everyone!" Nursery Rhyme waved. Next to her, Tohsaka gave us a respectful, solemn nod.

"Four…"

"Farewell, my friends," said Jekyll, offering us a smile. "May fortune smile upon you until the end of your journey."

"Three…"

"Goodbye, Renée," Flamel told her softly, "and never forget that I love you."

"Two…"

"Father!" Renée cried in a sudden burst of emotion. I wasn't the only one surprised when she threw herself into his arms, wrapping her own around him in a tight hug. Even Flamel himself looked startled.

"One!"

"Thank you! Thank you for everything!"

And then the world opened up beneath my feet, and the misty remains of that London park vanished into nothingness.
— o.0.O.O.0.o —​
Here it is, the final chapter of London. Feels. Feels galore. Feels all over the place. Bask in the feels.

There were some questions me and the editors talked about in regards to who would be coming back with the team, and there was an extra person or two I thought might make the trip...but at the end of the day, we settled on who we originally planned to come back anyway, so if you were hoping a certain someone might stick around, sorry, but not today.

Next chapter... Well. Next chapter, we start dealing with the aftermath.
Next — Chapter CLXI: Hanging Questions
"And how are they going to make us do that?"
 
Hereafter Material: Tohsaka Nagato [Term]
Tohsaka Nagato [Term]

A magus of the late eighteenth century. A student of the Wizard Marshall, Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg. In another world, he was one of the founding members of the Fuyuki Holy Grail System alongside Makiri Zolgen and Justeaze Lizrich von Einzbern, the one who provided the rich spiritual grounds of Fuyuki to act as host for the ritual.

However, in this world, he was only a magus. The Fuyuki Holy Grail did not see completion in his lifetime, and the ritual of the Holy Grail War took place only once, centuries later.

Originally, the family of Tohsaka were primarily martial artists, and Nagato sought the path of martial arts and the state of mushin to reach the Root that is the goal of all magi. After an encounter with Zelretch, however, the study of magecraft became a part of the Tohsaka family's future, and they were set with "homework" to unravel the secret of the Jeweled Sword, a task that Zelretch expected to take many generations.

In terms of talent, Nagato is nothing special. It is only his daughter and his later descendants who would be considered anything of worth as magi. The one thing he passed down in which they did not automatically surpass him was his decency as a human being.

In this work, Nagato became embroiled in the London Singularity through chance and encountered Chaldea while attempting to solve the mystery of the fog. Even so, when the wielder of the Kaleidoscope is involved, can anything truly be said to be mere chance…?
 
Chapter CLXI: Hanging Questions
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Chapter CLXI: Hanging Questions

Coming back from London was one of the first times I wasn't in a rush to stumble out of my Klein Coffin. My senses returned to me just in time to hear the lid lift away with the hiss of hydraulics and let the cool lights of the Rayshift Chamber shine across my face, but for several long moments more, I stayed there, unmoving, trying to get my thoughts in order and dreading the questions I knew were coming.

I didn't think even Marie would be able to stop them this time. Not after the enemy behind it all had called me out by name and thanked me personally.

"Mommy?" a worried Jackie asked.

A sigh heaved out of my nostrils, weighty and weary. There was no avoiding it. Standing there inside my coffin was just delaying the inevitable, and those questions wouldn't just magically disappear if I waited long enough and wished for it hard enough.

When I opened my eyes, she was hovering outside my coffin, brow furrowed and peering up at me with naked concern.

"I'm fine, Jackie," was the answer I gave her, even though I was anything but.

At least my procrastinating had given me enough time to reorient myself from the sense of being crammed back into my too small, too human body, so by the time I stepped out — with Arash there to offer me a helping hand, because of course he was — my footing was much surer than the rest of me was. I did my best not to let it show on my face.

The twins and Mash, of course, were already outside and waiting out the disorientation, and Emiya was helping a confused Renée out of the spare coffin that must have been arranged for her in order to bring her back from London. An errant thought wondered how long they were planning on playing up the rivalry and how much of it was still honest when he seemed to have grown so attached to her. I hadn't forgotten how he was one of the first people to rush back to the apartment when we found out she'd been kidnapped.

"So this is Chaldea, huh?" said Mordred, head swiveling as she looked around the room.

"Home sweet home," said Rika, although it lacked some of her usual pep. I guess even she was still feeling the weight of everything that had happened at the end.

"I'm sure someone will arrange a tour for you and Jackie later on," said Ritsuka. "For now, though…"

Mordred heaved out a sigh of her own. "Yeah. We got some shit to talk about, don't we?" Her head turned my way. "Like why that guy called you out by name."

"I don't know."

And while it wasn't the whole truth, it was still the truth. I didn't know why Solomon thanked me. I had some idea, but only an idea, and it wasn't like any part of Gold Morning had happened for his sake at all.

"Bullshit," Mordred growled.

"Don't get your panties in a knot, British," said Jeanne Alter, apparently leaping to my defense. "I've been around here long enough to get a sense that this bitch doesn't lie all that often." She grinned at me. "She just doesn't always tell the whole truth."

Fuck you, too.

But no one spoke out to correct her, which said more than enough about where they stood on the issue.

"Senpai," said Ritsuka, "we've been willing to respect your privacy so far because, well, it wasn't really any of our business and we didn't really need to know. We didn't have any right to pry."

"No matter how much the curiosity was killing me," Rika added. "The cat had nothing on me, you know?"

"But the King of Mages talked to you and called you by name," Ritsuka went on. "He thanked you and said you did him a favor. At the very least, Doctor Roman and Director Marie need to know —"

"And what makes you think I don't already?" Marie's voice interrupted as she strode into the room. Her shoes clacked thunderously against the floor. "I told you a long time ago, didn't I, Ritsuka, Rika? Taylor is a candidate with an accomplished record that I personally recruited to be a Master of Chaldea. Is there any part of her history that you think I don't know about?"

Romani, trailing behind her, said, "But it's only you, Director. Her unredacted files are locked behind your permissions. If we hadn't managed to…bring you back, Da Vinci and me wouldn't have any idea what was going on either. In fact, we still don't."

"There comes a point where the secrecy starts to affect unit cohesion," Emiya chimed in. He shrugged. "I have to admit, it worries me a little, too." He jerked a thumb at Arash. "That guy probably knows enough that he can keep going just like this, and even if he didn't, he's not the kind to protest. That's not going to stop the rest of us from wondering, just what secrets is Taylor protecting that even the enemy knows about before we do?"

"Coming from you, that's rich!" Marie seethed. "There's still so much we don't know about you, Emiya, because you haven't told us any of it! Not even about your Reality Marble!"

"The difference is, the King of Mages himself didn't call me out in front of everyone," Emiya countered.

"You — !"

"Hey, hey, let's not start a fight," said Arash, holding up his hands placatingly as he stepped between the two of them. "Listen, we're all allies here, aren't we? We're all here to correct the Singularities and beat the King of Mages so that history can be put to right. He's the only one who benefits from us being at each other's throats."

"That's what I'm saying," Emiya replied, folding his arms over his chest. "Most of us have been here long enough to believe there has to be some kind of explanation for all of this that makes sense, but most of us have our own doubts about things, too, and that bastard just brought them all to the forefront. 'Stop asking and forget about it' isn't going to work anymore."

"Miss Taylor was the first person to suspect Flauros was a demon possessing Professor Lev," Mash muttered, and when we all turned to look at her and she realized she'd said that loud enough to be heard, she scrambled to excuse it. "Ah, n-not that I think that means she's in league with them or anything! After all, Miss Da Vinci said that was what she suspected, too! It's just…"

She trailed off, leaving the thought unfinished. Ritsuka picked it up for her. "It's just that we don't understand, Director, and this isn't…really something we can just let go. Not when there's so much at stake."

None of it helped Marie's temper, but she struggled for something to say, some excuse that wasn't just a tyrannical "I'm the Director and you'll do what I order you to do!" because that wouldn't have helped anything and she knew it. The trouble was, they all had fairly good points, and this wasn't something that could just be waved away with empty platitudes and hollow reassurances. This was a real problem that couldn't just be ignored until everyone forgot about it or soothed with a few honeyed words.

I wasn't sure even Lisa could have navigated her way out of this one without having to give ground.

I'd known it before, but this had all just driven the point home: there was no getting around it, I was going to have to tell them something about what had happened. We had been through too much together for me to let my own secrets destroy this team now.

"I'm not going to tell this more than once."

Marie's head whipped around so fast that I wasn't sure I hadn't heard her neck crack. "What?"

"You're only going to get the relevant details as it is," I went on, "so if you're expecting my life story, you're going to be disappointed."

Ritsuka, Rika, and Mash all shared looks.

"That's fair," said Ritsuka. "We just want to understand, Senpai. That's all."

There were some things that I just didn't want him to understand. Some things that were just too dangerous for him to understand. Like I'd thought ages ago, ignorance might not be the perfect shield, but the twins couldn't be forced to tell anyone the things that they themselves didn't know, and Mash…

Well, Mash might not live long enough to face interrogation by the Association. That might have been the sole upside to her situation.

"Take an hour to relax," I said. "We'll meet up in the orientation room. I'll…try to explain what little I've guessed at then." I turned to Marie. "Director, we need to talk."

Her mouth drew into a thin line. "Yes, it seems like we do."

I guess it was finally time for her and I to hash out what it was safe for me to tell the twins now that El-Melloi II — and since they knew each other, apparently Emiya, as well — had admitted he was from a parallel world.

I turned next to Arash. "Can you take care of Jackie in the meantime?"

"Sure," he said immediately.

"Mommy?" asked Jackie. "Is something wrong?"

I crouched down to her level and gave her the best smile I could muster, just then. I wasn't sure it was a very good one. She probably saw right through it.

"I'm sorry, Jackie, but I have to take care of this now," I told her patiently. "I'll see you later, okay? I just need you to be a good girl for Arash until then."

"Okay," said Jackie, although she still seemed a little worried. "We will."

"Excuse me," said Renée, speaking up for the first time since we got back, "is there someplace I should be? I am…not entirely sure these matters concern me."

Marie glanced at her and grimaced. Grimly, she muttered, "One way or another, they probably will."

Emiya sighed. "I'll see about getting her settled in. Are there any restrictions I need to worry about when it comes to finding her a room to stay in?"

"I should probably see about getting her a proper physical, too," Romani mumbled to himself. He scribbled something on his clipboard, then stopped, hesitating. "Although homunculi aren't really my specialty, so maybe I should hand that one off to Da Vinci…"

"For now, she can stay in a room near the Masters," Marie answered. "Seeing as her…personal effects right now are limited, there's no reason we can't move her later on if we have to."

"Ah." Renée reached for her wrist, fiddling with the communicator that she still had on. "Now that the…Singularity in London has been resolved, should I not return this device?"

"Keep it for now," Marie told her shortly. "You're going to need one, and we can worry about reformatting it for your personal use later."

Renée stopped and let her arms fall. They landed in front of her, her hands folding together as though that was her most natural state. "I see. I understand, Director."

Marie looked at her for a moment longer, lips slowly pulling into an even deeper frown, and then she turned around and started back towards the door — her eyes paused on me for only fractions of a second, but it was long enough for me to get her message. I fell into step behind her, and an unnerving silence followed us out into the corridor.

The trip back to her office was similarly silent, accompanied only by the clack of our shoes against the tiles beneath our feet, and she said nothing the whole way there. Not even to grumble under her breath about the circumstances or vent about people questioning her authority, which was as much of a sign as anything about how much this all was stressing her out.

It was a relief, then, when the door to her office loomed ahead of us, sliding open when she input her keycode, and we stepped out of the cold, sterile white of the rest of the facility and into the warmer, softer environs of her own personal space. The familiar sight of a stack of paperwork piled high on her desk was almost comforting.

Only once the door had whooshed shut behind us did she finally let loose a growl and reach up to grab fistfuls of her hair. "This is a catastrophe!"

"I know."

"Not only did we find out that our suspicions were correct and Solomon himself was the one behind this whole farce —" she swung one arm out violently — "but he had the audacity to thank you for helping him!"

"I know."

"And two years ago!" she continued on, ranting. "The others might not have any idea what that means, but you and I know damn well that there weren't exactly any other options, were there? What, were you just supposed to let that golden lunatic do whatever he wanted and kill whole timelines?"

"I know."

"It's not like you did it for him either! You didn't even know he existed before this, before Chaldea!" She gestured in a wide, sweeping arc at the office around us, as though to encompass the entirety of the facility. "If it helped him at all, it was a coincidence! Mere chance! A happenstance of fate!"

"I know."

She grunted and pressed the heels of her palms against her eyes. "And now he's left a mess behind for us to try and clean up! There's a reason so much of your past was classified, for my eyes only! I never even told Lev…!"

The words died on her tongue, and her shoulders slumped. A heavy sigh wheezed out of her mouth, and when she spoke again, it was quieter, softer: "What are we supposed to do with this?"

I didn't know. But…

"I'm not sure we have too many options."

She favored me with a glare out of the corner of her eyes, mouth drawn into a tight scowl. "I refuse to let that overblown familiar dictate Chaldea's policies."

I didn't like it either. Doing anything the enemy wanted us to do was never going to be something that sounded like a good idea to me, especially when we knew so little of the actual plan behind it. Unfortunately, if the goal had been to create a rift between me and the rest of the team — or worse, between me and Marie and the rest of the team — then clamming up and refusing to answer the others would be playing exactly into it.

And I couldn't say it enough times, but letting a rift form in the team this far into things, after all we'd been through together, was absolutely not an option.

"Telling them nothing isn't an option anymore," I said. "Whether it's what he wants or not, he's forcing our hand on the issue. And it's not like…"

I let a breath out through my nose. How to put this?

"It's a miracle we've managed to keep as much secret as we have," I settled on. "But I've been meaning to ask you for a while now, ever since El-Melloi II — and Emiya by proxy — revealed they're from a parallel world themselves: how much do we really need to keep secret anymore?"

"Don't be absurd," she snapped at me. "Servants are one thing, but living human beings? It shouldn't be possible to move through parallel worlds — not without Lord Zelretch and the Kaleidoscope — and that very knowledge would be enough to draw attention from the Association that I refuse to let fall on you!"

I wasn't really sure what anyone could possibly learn about Doormaker or Doctor Haywire or whatever portal power Contessa had used from examining my body, but I wasn't so ignorant that I didn't recognize that the source of my powers would be equally enticing a mystery for some.

But okay. For the sake of argument, I was willing to concede that the whole parallel world part should stay secret, and so should my passenger. Da Vinci…might figure something out somehow, because she was a genius and I didn't put it past her, but I trusted her enough to keep whatever she discovered to herself. Romani…about as much so, but only because he was too decent a person to reveal something that could put my life in danger.

"Then we keep the things secret that might bring the Association sniffing around," I allowed. "But if any of that does come out, one way or the other —"

"Not if I —" Marie began.

I cut across her. "That guy was perfectly willing to reference an event that only two people in this entire universe should know about. Do you think there's anything that would stop him from spilling it all, if he thought he had a reason to? In front of all of our monitoring equipment, which will record every word he says and preserve it for the UN and the Association to comb over later."

Marie's eyes flashed dangerously. "Everyone here knows what's at stake. If something like that happens, Da Vinci can edit the data to delete any compromising information, and the rest of the staff can be sworn to secrecy."

That was all well and good, but it didn't solve the human issue.

"It won't delete the information from Rika and Ritsuka's minds," I told her. "Or from the technicians' either. And if they know, then the Association can find it out from them, one way or the other. What I'm asking is, would your name still have enough weight to protect us, if it wound up being Chaldea against the world?"

Marie bit her lip, and for a moment, she was silent. Her eyes darted back and forth, like she was playing a series of events out in her mind, rapid fire. When she looked back at me several long seconds later, her brow knitted together with worry.

"I don't know," she finally admitted. "There's no way the Association and the UN won't have questions after this is all over. The very secret of magecraft may be threatened as a result of…all of this, and against that, with the expectation that I should have been able to prevent all of this from happening…"

She bit her bottom lip again, chewing on it between her teeth.

"You couldn't have done anything to stop it," I said. "Lev was a respected member of the organization, and he betrayed all of us."

"That doesn't…!" She cut herself off, taking a deep, shuddering breath, and in a smaller voice, she continued, "That won't make a difference. Chaldea and its mission are my responsibility. I might even…"

She closed her eyes briefly, eyelids fluttering, and the words seemed to cause her physical pain. In a whisper, she finished, "I might even be removed as Director."

"None of us here would accept that," I said immediately.

"It wouldn't matter," she said, grim and resigned. "The resources the Association would bring to bear against us are more than any of us here could hope to overcome. For that matter, if they learn of any of this, then that means that they're already here and already have access to the facility."

"The Association," I began deliberately, "doesn't have Servants."

Carefully, I drew out the shape of a rune on the surface of the nearest chair, just enough to demonstrate my point. On its own, of course, it was just me drawing shapes with my finger, but if I'd gone through the whole process, it would have been one of Aífe's Primordial Runes, the kind that the Association itself would kill to have access to.

Marie's eyes watched me. Her mouth slowly pulled into a tight line.

"As part of the process of investigating us," she told me, "the first step would be to order us to stand down and cancel any active Servant contracts."

That was probably true. In their position, it was probably what I would do, too, although I would never make a demand like that without the ability to enforce it or a way to get around the problem first.

"And how are they going to make us do that?"

Her lips pulled into a tighter line, but she didn't have an immediate answer. I wasn't sure there was one. Just between the Servants we already had on hand, this place was a fortress, and they could trap the entire place with any number of spells that the Association couldn't possibly have a counter for.

I wasn't ignorant of the problem with that way of doing things, though. This wasn't like Brockton when the Undersiders took it over. Unless we could exploit the Singularities indefinitely, the big threat the Association and the UN could level against us was to starve us out. And even if we could hold out forever, it would mean none of us could ever leave without being snatched up instantly.

We were also out here in the middle of nowhere. I wasn't sure if even our Servants had a solution for it if someone decided to drop a nuke on us to solve the problem.

"It's a worst case scenario," I allowed. "Better to try and keep the sensitive stuff under wraps. We…might have to tell Da Vinci and Romani, but if you're saying that we can't risk the twins and Mash knowing even now, then we'll keep the stuff about the source of my powers and my…refugee status secret. So we tell them…what, exactly?"

Marie's lips pursed. "An unspecified crisis. We…need to avoid too much detail, but there are enough things like that happening across the world every decade or so that we can get away with telling them a few details. Just…not everything. Not about the true scope of…of Scion and his rampage. Or what it took to kill him." She let out a short breath from her nostrils. "And maybe a hint about your origins. Something that they can infer on their own without having more than a suspicion when the questions come."

It was going to take more than that, I sensed, but…fine. I could edit the story selectively and give the cliff notes version. I wasn't sure yet exactly how much I was going to share, exactly how much detail I could go into. Was there a way to talk about the passengers and Scion without revealing everything I'd learned in those final days? Probably.

Okay. Maybe we could do this after all.

"And Romani and Da Vinci?" I asked.

She frowned deeply. "It…may become unavoidable," she admitted reluctantly. "No, but first… What he said about the next Singularity. He specifically mentioned you going home and making peace with your past. I… If that's what I think it means, then we might have to tell at least Da Vinci more of the story." She sighed, exasperated, and pinched the bridge of her nose. "At that point, she might have enough information to start making guesses anyway, and it would be troublesome if she came to the wrong conclusions."

Basically as I'd been thinking, then. I nodded. "Then we should see about preparing the orientation room."

"There's…one other thing," Marie said. "Or, well, not related to this specific subject exactly, but… The homunculus, Renée. The Philosopher's Stone she has inside of her."

"What about it?"

Marie didn't answer me, not immediately. Instead, she looked away from me and said, "No, it's nothing. I need to talk to Da Vinci about it first. There's no point in even bringing it up before then."

I was tempted to push, to get her to say what was on her mind, because it was obviously important if she tried to talk about it here and now, but we'd come far enough that I thought I could trust her to talk to me about it after she learned whatever it was she needed to know. She'd told me about Mash, after all, and what Marisbury's experiments meant for her, and that was as deep and troubling a problem as it got.

"Later, then."

She nodded and promised, "Later."

The conversation wasn't entirely over and not everything had been resolved, but I knew we were probably going to have to have multiple talks about the inevitability of what happened to us and Chaldea once all of the Singularities had been fixed and Solomon was beaten. The Association would have too many questions for any of it to be as simple or as easy as just answering everything we could as honestly as possible.

Those were concerns for later, though, and we left her office with that vague plan solidified enough that I felt confident I could give the twins and the Servants something workable. We walked through the empty halls in silence again and made our way to the orientation room, and by the time we got there and the door opened, several Servants were waiting for us, including El-Melloi II, Aífe, Siegfried, and Hippolyta.

Marie, seeing them, wasn't exactly pleased, but wasn't exactly surprised either. "You've been informed, then?"

"About the King of Mages and what he said? Yes," said Aífe.

"Needless to say, some of us want these questions answered, too," added El-Melloi II, sour-faced and solemn. "Even if the reason why we're getting them isn't the most desirable."

"I'm sorry, Master, but it's not a matter of trust," said Siegfried.

"It's a matter of strategy," said Hippolyta. "Whatever this secret is, it is obvious to me that its keeping is meant to divide us. That is only possible so long as we don't know the truth of the matter. Even magi understand that a secret loses power when it is no longer a secret."

"I see." Marie clicked her tongue. "It's not like you weren't going to be told anyway, so it doesn't matter."

And that seemed to be enough to satisfy them, at least for the moment. They didn't try to justify their curiosity again or make any demands, so it looked like they were content to wait.

Slowly, the others filtered in, the other Servants, the twins and Mash, Da Vinci and Romani, and Arash and Jackie, who peeled off from him and came up to join me at the front of the room. I didn't have it in me to reprimand her and order her to go sit with the others so that I could get this over with, so I let her stay there, so close that she was practically clinging to my side.

Once everyone was assembled and the door had hissed shut, Marie stepped forward.

"You all know what this is about," she said imperiously. "You all know why we're here. If you have any questions about what you're about to learn, hold it to the end. The fact that the King of Mages forced us into this situation doesn't change the fact that most of this was classified and for good reason. Got it?"

No one spoke, but she got a lot of nods, and when she was satisfied with that, she nodded herself and turned to me to give me the metaphorical stage. I took a deep breath.

"Four years ago, I was told a…prophecy, of sorts, that a madman would start the end of the world," I began. "Not how or why, not what the end of the world would mean, exactly, just that it would be the end of the world and a lot of people would die. I spent the next two years preparing for it as best as I could, trying to hunt down the madman, trying to cut off any avenues he could use to do it, trying to prepare in case he succeeded."

I thought about explaining powers a little, but it seemed… Well, it wasn't necessary information. It was context, but little more than fluff. There wasn't a point in trying to explain Earth Bet in all its wonderful, horrid eccentricities.

Unless Solomon was being more literal about the next Singularity than I hoped. Then this was all going to implode and I didn't know what the fuck I was supposed to do about that.

"Like me, the madman had powers," I went on. "I didn't know how he would or could use them to destroy the world, but I had enough confidence in the person who told me the prophecy to trust that he could do it, however he did it. At the end of the day, nothing I did to prepare wound up mattering."

That might not have wound up being completely true, now that I thought about it. All of those attempts to contact my passenger might have played some hand in how everything had ended once it was all over. There was just no way to tell with any kind of certainty.

"Two years ago, that madman woke up a god."

There were several sharp intakes of breath and more than one wide-eyed stare. Romani was the only one who didn't seem completely surprised, although he was still surprised enough to look stricken, and El-Melloi II had gone chalk white, fingers trembling around the stick of his lollipop.

Shakespeare, on the other hand, simply laughed like he had just heard the funniest joke.

"Wait a minute," said Da Vinci, "you don't mean that metaphorically, do you? You're talking about an actual, honest-to-goodness god, in the flesh!"

Marie glared her way and looked ready to offer some choice words for the interruption, but I just went with it.

"Or close enough that the distinction didn't matter," I agreed. "That madman convinced that god to go on a rampage, and a…lot of people died. I was nearly one of them." I wasn't, I decided, going to show them where Scion had cut me in half, not the least of which because there wasn't even a scar to show for it. "The battle lasted five days while we scrambled for a way to keep that god from killing everyone. I was…one of the leaders in the fight, I guess you could say, and the one who figured out that his weakness was the fact he'd chosen to take a human form."

"And then you killed him," said Ritsuka, like he'd seen it coming.

I wasn't sure that I had. At that point, it might have been an act of patricide more than anything else.

"Not myself," I said instead. "The best you could say was that I gave the order that landed the final blow. At the end of the day, I was just the person in charge of the group that managed to do it." When they seemed to be expecting more, I continued, "That's it. That's the only thing that happened two years ago that I can think of that the King of Mages would thank me for."

"Really?" Bradamante blurted out, and then she backtracked. "I-I mean, not that it's nothing, Master! It's certainly an impressive accomplishment, especially for someone from the modern day! B-but I suppose it's…not what I was expecting."

If she thought being party to killing a god wasn't impressive enough, then I had no idea what she'd been thinking I was going to admit to. Would a whole pantheon have sounded better to her? Beating Thor in arm-wrestling or shoving Zeus's lightning bolt up his ass?

"The part that I'm still not clear about is where and how all of this happened," said El-Melloi II gruffly. "For that matter, something like that is a big enough deal that I would think there'd be news about it all over the place, if only from whatever story the Association — or the American equivalent, at any rate — invented to cover it all up."

I'd been afraid he would say something like that. I didn't have a good excuse, and maybe it was okay if I didn't.

"I thought you were from a parallel world," I said, stalling a little. "You and Emiya both."

El-Melloi II grimaced.

"No, no," said Rika, "I didn't hear about this either! A-and, hey, Senpai, is this that natural disaster you were talking about before? The one that made it impossible for you to finish high school?"

She'd remembered that, had she? My lips pulled into a grimace and I couldn't stop myself from awkwardly shuffling from foot to foot as I took an extra second to word my response.

"No. This and that were two separate things." As a kind of apology, I added, "And, strictly speaking, we're getting pretty close to the stuff I shouldn't be talking about."

Ritsuka and Rika both looked frustrated. I couldn't blame them, and I had to look away and focus on a point vaguely to their left so I couldn't see their faces. But how many times could I tell them that keeping this stuff compartmentalized was as much for their own safety as mine? How many times before they stopped believing it was that and not me jealously guarding my secrets like a miser might his gold?

"There is one question that remains at the forefront of my mind, my dear!" Shakespeare spoke up. "Yes, verily, a question that you might say is of most urgent import! How was it you came to be at Chaldea?" He grinned broadly. "That is to say, just how did you come to be from some unnameable place — in America, one would presume — and arrive here, at the bottom of the world itself?"

"Oh," said Mash. "That's a good point. I…don't remember Miss Taylor ever actually arriving at Chaldea. Just…one day, she wasn't there, and the next, Director Animusphere was introducing her to the rest of Team A."

That…that one, I didn't have a good answer for. Strictly speaking, I hadn't been conscious for any of it, but Marie had told me enough — and I could have guessed the rest on my own — to have a decent picture of what happened.

Shakespeare, you bastard.

"I…"

I wasn't conscious for it, that was as good as admitting something was fishy. I don't know, that was only the truth in the strictest, most technical sense. Neither was a good answer.

"She was dragged into my office half-dead by a woman who never introduced herself," Marie said, coming to my rescue. "The reason you didn't see Taylor until she was being introduced was because the only people who were even allowed to know she was on-base were the ones treating her wounds."

Mash blinked, astonished. "B-but that would have been all over the facility! Everyone would have been talking about it!"

"There aren't many ways of crossing large distances like that," Marie admitted, "but they do exist, Mash, as I'm certain this last Singularity and Tohsaka's circumstances should remind you. What method the woman used, she never explained, and I never had the chance to ask. I was too focused on making sure that Taylor survived."

For which I was incredibly thankful. People were getting to see more and more of the Marie I knew, but I didn't think anyone really, truly understood exactly how much she'd done for me. Not all of it, at least.

"Hang on," said Mordred, "what does this supposed god have to do with that Solly guy and his favor?"

Romani's face twisted into a grimace, like what he'd just heard physically pained him. It was Da Vinci, however, who answered:

"It should be obvious, shouldn't it? Based upon what he said about the Grails and his complete lack of concern about the resolved Singularities, perhaps the Singularities themselves are only a means to an end." She hummed. "He confirmed that the rings of light in the sky inside every Singularity so far are his Noble Phantasm, didn't he? It may be that he doesn't actually need to overturn history completely on its own, only that it would serve his purposes if he did. No, no, if those rings of light are his Noble Phantasm and they've been inside every Singularity since the beginning —"

She cut off suddenly. "I'll need to investigate this," she changed course. "But, yes, if it's not the propagation of the Singularities themselves that are the goal of their existence but their existence itself is necessary for the deployment of his Noble Phantasm — whatever he's using it for — then if the world were to end before he could put all of them into place and enact the incineration, his entire plan would fall apart, wouldn't it?"

"So by saving the world, I saved his plan."

That was all I'd been able to come up with, too. I…still wasn't entirely sure how, since we still didn't really know what his plan really was or how it was meant to work, but the only explanation I had was that Scion destroying everything would have ruined Solomon's plans.

"Essentially," Da Vinci agreed. "Unless you're going to say that you made contact with him at some point during those events or that the fight against this god of yours activated some key part of his scheme."

"Not that I'm aware of."

"Wait," said Rika, "so Solly was actually just fucking with us?"

"Language," Jeanne Alter hissed at her mockingly. Rika ignored her entirely.

"What the fuck! Seriously?"

"What does this mean for us now, though?" asked Ritsuka. "That guy…he also mentioned something about you going home and making peace with your past or something, didn't he?"

I was completely honest when I told him, "I don't know."

None of them looked satisfied to hear that. Unfortunately, this one wasn't a matter of secrets and keeping sensitive information private, because I really couldn't make more than wild guesses.

"We still don't have anything like a full grasp on what the next Singularity will look like," Marie chimed in. "The only thing we know for sure is that it's located on the North American continent and seems to originate from somewhere on the east coast."

Ritsuka nodded. "And Senpai is American."

"And I was born on the east coast, yes."

Brockton Bay didn't even exist in this world, and by all accounts, it never had, so I avoided mentioning it entirely.

"It seems kind of simple that the answer would be so straightforward," Emiya said suspiciously.

"But until we know more, we can't say anything else about it," said Arash. Emiya just shook his head and sighed.

Hippolyta let out a sigh of her own. "This just leaves us with more questions, doesn't it?"

"And no way to answer them except to wait for more information to present itself." Aífe levered herself out of her seat. "Well. If that was all, Director, then I don't see a need for me to stay."

"It was a little disappointing," Bradamante agreed awkwardly.

"At least it was three paragraphs of exposition, this time," said Rika.

"I…I suppose it was!"

"If you don't have any questions, then feel free to leave," Marie said. Rika opened her mouth, and Marie shot her a glare. "And if you're just going to ask for more about Taylor's background, then you can leave now, too!"

Rika's mouth snapped shut and she mimed pulling a zipper across her lips.

"Well then," said Da Vinci, climbing up out of her own seat, "I suppose I might as well return to the projects I was working on."

"Hold on," said Marie. "Da Vinci, Romani, there's more we need to discuss, so you two aren't going anywhere!"

Emiya huffed. "Hint received. Come on, Master."

"Fine," Rika grumbled. "I expect dinner ASAP, though!"

"Of course, of course…"

Slowly, the group filed out the same way they came, vanishing off back to whatever and wherever they'd been before. Mash lingered, coming up to me.

"Yes, Mash?"

"Miss Taylor," she said quietly, "that fight… That was when you lost your arm, wasn't it?"

The port for my prosthetic gave a sympathetic throb. "Yes."

"And that was also…" She shook her head. "Nevermind. Miss Taylor." She bent forward in a respectful bow. "Thank you for saving the world. I'm glad Director Animusphere managed to find someone so experienced to be a Master."

And then she turned and jogged off to catch up with Ritsuka, who had turned to look for her just outside the door when he realized she wasn't still there.

For a long moment, I stood there, unsure of exactly how to feel. It wasn't like I'd gone into Gold Morning and fought Scion for the glory of it. Getting praise or accolades had been the furthest thing from my mind the whole time. I'd done it because it had to be done, because I wasn't willing to roll over and die, and because there were people I happened to care about who would have died if I didn't.

Being thanked for it was… I didn't know what to do with that. Because no one had ever thanked me at the end either, not that I think I would have been able to understand it if they had. In fact, I wasn't sure anyone had ever really thanked me my entire career, with the exception of maybe Dinah and some of the people I'd looked out for after Leviathan.

It was…a strange feeling.

Eventually, it was just me, Da Vinci, Romani, and Marie in the room, and Arash had taken Jackie in hand again with the promise that I'd be with her soon. Once the door had whooshed shut and we were alone, Da Vinci said, "You needed something, Director?"

"Yes," said Marie, glancing first at me, then at Romani. "Romani knows some of this already, of course, but…"

"We're going to give you as much of the full story as we can," I told her bluntly.

And so we did. We spent the next hour or so going into as much detail as we dared, explaining the scope of what Earth Bet had been like as much as was possible. The Endbringers, the nature of powers and how they worked, the game of cops and robbers that so many capes had lived by up until the moment they didn't. There was so much I had to just leave out, just because it was too much to go into all at once.

Eventually, however, we had to get to the final part, the most important part, the one that had so much weight that keeping it a secret kept finding the worst possible moments to try and crush the team.

I had to explain Scion. Everything I knew about him, everything he'd been capable of, how much damage he'd done and how close Earth and all its branches had come to total annihilation.

And the only thing Da Vinci could do…

"Oh dear," she said faintly. It was the smallest she had ever sounded, like a goldfish that suddenly found itself stranded in an ocean whose bottom seemed to stretch on forever.

…was stare at me, wide-eyed and pale-faced, as the enormity of it all threatened to drown her.
— o.0.O.O.0.o —​
Another longer one, this time. After how many hundreds of thousands of words and 5 Singularities, Ritsuka, Rika, and the other members of the cast not named "Olga Marie" finally start to get a few answers about some of Taylor's bullshit.

Although it did wind up feeling a little anticlimactic. I had, like, half a dozen different ways I planned out those bits and I wound up using the most conservative one because it didn't feel like as much like an infodump. Even still, it didn't come out quite as well as I wanted it to, but this isn't the end of it either, so I suppose it evens out.

So! For those of you who are keeping track, Christmas is soon in-story. I wonder what sort of presents are going to be going around the team?
Next — Chapter CLXII: Christmas in Chaldea
"So if we take off our clothes, we can swim?"
 
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Chapter CLXII: Christmas in Chaldea

As though to mock my concerns about telling more of my past to the twins and our Servants, things went relatively back to normal after our little impromptu debriefing. We settled back into the routines we'd been living for most of our time in Chaldea ever since this all started, including the brief reprieve from training given as a grace period for us Masters to write and file our reports on what had happened during our most recent deployments.

Renée fit neatly into our group with almost no effort whatsoever. As though she had belonged there the entire time, she wound up taking care of the kitchen with Emiya, who seemed to have resigned himself to her presence in what was usually his space, and Marcus was only glad that there was someone else to handle things so that he could go back to his normal position in the organization. Someone had even found her a spare uniform to put on, and she took to it like it had always been hers, wearing it with the same grace and air she had worn that maid uniform we had first seen her in.

Mordred, of course, had wiggled into her own niche and disappeared for hours at a time into El-Melloi II's room. Not to screw around, as I might have expected of a rowdy, upfront personality like hers, but — as I discovered when curiosity got the better of me one day and I checked in on them — to play racing games together. They were apparently quite evenly matched, at least judging by how intensely they both focused on the game.

It was actually kind of funny to see what was supposed to be this dignified Lord of the Clock Tower lounging about in a t-shirt and shorts and cussing at the screen as he mashed the buttons on his controller. Almost as funny as imagining the look on Marie's face if she ever found out.

Jackie, meanwhile, had been given her own room right next to mine, but somehow or another, she always wound up sleeping in my bed with me every night. It…probably wasn't the healthiest of things to indulge her like that, but at least for the moment, I didn't have any idea how I was supposed to convince her to stay in her own room. I imagined that if I tried to frame it as her needing to be able to sleep without me while I was out on deployment, then she would just say something about how that was why she needed to get as much time with me as she could until then, and I didn't have a good answer for that one.

At least there wasn't a fight about keeping her knives out of the bed. I hadn't needed to ask her since that first time, and she was only too happy to shed most of her clothing and gear if it meant sleeping in one of my shirts at night.

The only people who still seemed to be having trouble digesting what Marie and I had told them were Da Vinci and Romani, and being fair, they had been told a lot more with a lot greater detail than the rest of the team. After almost a whole week, however, I was starting to get a little bit concerned.

With everything that had been going on and all of the things on my mind, I didn't even realize what day it was until I stepped into the cafeteria and found a Christmas tree — fully decorated — propped up in the one corner. String of red and green lights hung above the countertop where Emiya was dishing up breakfast, blinking off and on in alternating patterns and branching out from a bristly wreath.

When I meandered up to him and gave the lights a pointed look, Emiya couldn't do anything more than offer me a shrug and say, "My dear Master thought the place could do with a little festive cheer, so I indulged her and projected a few things to brighten up the room."

Ah. I looked back at the Christmas tree. Once again, the mystery of his limits deepened, although I suppose some lights and a plastic tree weren't anywhere close to the most complicated things I'd ever seen him reproduce.

At least the cleanup would be easy. I think Marie would have had a lot more to say if it was going to leave a lot more of a mess behind.

"And what did the Director think?" I asked him.

"That it was fine as long as it didn't stay up past New Year's," he answered. He filled up my plate as we talked. "I told her it was just for a couple of days anyway." He smirked. "She did call it a colossal waste of magical energy, though. For the pittance it takes to keep these up that long."

A huff of air slipped out of my nostrils, not quite a snort. Changing the topic, I asked, "And Renée?"

"Yes, Miss Taylor?" Renée replied, turning away from what she was cooking long enough to look my way. "Is something the matter?"

"Just wanted to make sure you're settling in okay," I told her.

She nodded. "The machinery here is more advanced than what I was working with in London, but…Emiya has been gracious in helping me to adjust."

She wasn't being openly hostile about it, and in fact, she still spoke largely in the same sort of calm monotone she'd been using since we met, but I thought I detected a bit of suspicious confusion. Just in that pause alone.

Emiya sighed. "As you can see, there's a bit of what I guess you could call culture shock, but as expected of Nicolas Flamel's daughter, she's a surprisingly quick study."

There was a tortured, metallic screech from further back in the room as Renée's hand slipped, but by the time my eyes flicked over towards her, she had already corrected herself, staring studiously at the skillet she was working. The tips of her ears had turned vaguely pink.

"I think she's still getting used to that part, too, though," Emiya muttered so that only I could hear.

So it seemed.

When he finished filling up my plate, he handed the tray over to me with a smirk and an almost mocking, "Merry Christmas."

I realized why when I looked down to see the Christmas tree-shaped pancakes piled up on my plate. Little chocolate chips dotted them in neat rows, creating the illusion of ornaments hung upon the branches.

The unimpressed look I gave him only served to make his smirk bigger.

Rather than continue a fight I would probably lose even if I won, I left him behind and went to find myself a seat. It was only as I was sitting down that I was a little stunned to realize this particular table had somehow become my usual table somewhere in the last month or two. Not because I liked it or because it was the most convenient table, but because — the part that really got me — it was the table the twins and Mash liked to sit at, too.

When had that happened?

"Mommy?"

I jolted out of my thoughts and turned to Jackie — right, I'd told her to meet me at the table while I went to get my food — giving her the best reassuring smile I could. "It's nothing, Jackie, just getting lost in my thoughts."

Jackie nodded, and then asked, "Are Mommy's thoughts scary?"

I did my best to fight down a much more genuine smile, and didn't quite succeed. "Some people might think so."

"Some people are stupid," Jackie announced with all of the confidence a child her age could possess.

"They are," I agreed. I turned back to my plate. "Now let's have some breakfast. Emiya gave me enough for both of us."

Jackie's eyes lit up, and so did her face a minute later when she got to eat a bite of the chocolate chip pancakes, because whatever else she might have been, she was a little girl and she had a sweet tooth like one. Worse, as a Servant, she didn't have to worry about things like calories or cavities or proper nutrition, so I couldn't even honestly tell her that she had to eat her vegetables if she wanted to grow up big and strong.

That thought…soured things just a little. Jackie was a Servant. She was never going to grow up. She would never become older than she was right then and there, and no amount of healthy foods or tender nurturing would change that in any way. She would, always and forever, be exactly the age she was now.

I hated Andersen for being right, just then.

I couldn't save Jackie. I was over a hundred years too late to even try. Nothing I did would make any difference for the little girl recorded on the Throne, whose fate was already set in stone, immutable. Then, in that case, the only thing I could do was try and give her the childhood she had apparently never had. To give her the mother she craved and desired above everything else so that when the day came she returned to the Throne, these memories might provide some comfort to that little girl.

If that involved spoiling her a little, then oh well. That was the one upside to this whole thing: I didn't have to worry that she would turn into a bratty teenager somewhere down the line.

Right as I was biting into my own pancakes, the door whooshed open and a familiar trio walked in together.

"Hashire sori yo," Rika sang, "kaze no you ni! Yuki no naka wo, karuku hayaku!"

The words were gibberish to me, but the tune sounded suspiciously like Jingle Bells, only reinforced when Rika got the chorus just in time to reach Emiya and — thankfully — stop so that she could get her breakfast. Emiya complied with what I could only describe as a faint, vaguely exasperated smile.

Ritsuka, too, looked resigned. If she'd been singing the entire walk over here, then he had my sympathies.

"Merry Christmas!" Rika bellowed as she picked up her tray. "Ho ho ho!"

The expression on Ritsuka's face begged the ground to open up and swallow him whole, but no such thing happened on their walk over to the table. Rika, either completely oblivious or completely unconcerned, only beamed at me as they approached, and while her brother and Mash took their seats, she boomed again, "Merry Christmas, Senpai! Ho ho ho!"

"Rika," Ritsuka began, sounding exhausted — and it wasn't even ten o'clock, "are you going to say that to everyone we meet today?"

"But it's Christmas Eve!" Rika protested.

"You're not even Christian!" he pointed out.

"I'm a firm believer in the holy spirit of gift giving!" she insisted, and then a thought occurred to her and she turned to me with a gasp. "Wait a minute! Senpai, do you think Santa Claus is real? Like, is he a Servant?"

I opened my mouth to offer an immediate denial, then had to stop and think about it for a second, because fuck me, he probably was, wasn't he? Saint Nicholas was a real person, after all, and he had been mythologized enough that there was undoubtedly a Heroic Spirit that had formed from his legend. Even if so much of it had wound up the inventions of later peoples and was founded on thin air, Dracul had proven that a bunch of people believing in something hard enough could twist that Heroic Spirit into something completely different.

Goddamnit. Santa Claus was real, wasn't he?

I reached up with one hand and pinched the bridge of my nose beneath my glasses, because there went another part of something I had accepted as fact being upended by the fucked-up, nonsensical bullshit that was Servants. Rika, naturally, took this as confirmation.

"He is!" she squealed, absolutely delighted. "Oh, oh, do you think his sleigh really travels faster than light? Is Rudolph real? Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen? Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen?"

With every word, Mash only seemed to get more confused, but Rika continued on blithely, completely oblivious.

"Do you think he'll deliver presents tonight?" she asked me, like I had any idea. "Can we set up a camera and catch him in the act, or does he have some kind of Presence Concealment bullshit that lets him avoid detection? Oh! Would that make him an Assassin Servant, then? But what does he assassinate? Milk and cookies?"

"Servants have to be summoned," Ritsuka told her, "remember?"

Rika held up a finger. "Unless! The Counter Force thingy summons them to do a job! Right? Like Mo-chan and Abe and Super Action Mom!"

"I don't think the Counter Force is going to summon Santa Claus just to deliver some presents for you, Rika," I managed to say.

"Why not?" she demanded. "We've been busting our asses fixing these Singularities, haven't we? I don't think having Santa show up and give us some gifts is that much to ask by comparison!"

"Because morale generally isn't something that the Counter Force really takes into account when it summons Servants," I said.

"It isn't?" asked Rika. "I mean, shouldn't it be, though? I feel like my morale is pretty important to the survival of the human race, you know!"

Maybe so, and maybe inside the Singularities, there might be some consideration paid to the personalities of the Servants and how well they'd be able to handle the situation. But outside of that?

I shook my head. "The Counter Force isn't a person or a god or anything like that. It's more like a…machine or an algorithm. It's always going to throw the least amount of power at something as it can, and that means that…things it might consider frivolous, like summoning Santa Claus to deliver presents to less than a hundred people, would be something it considers a waste of resources. It won't even think of the effort as worth it."

Rika pouted, and under her breath, muttered, "It should."

If she actually meant that, this would have been an entirely different conversation.

Of the group, Jackie wound up being the one who enjoyed breakfast the most, although I had to admit that the ridiculous chocolate chip Christmas tree pancakes made me feel a little bit more like that little girl who had lost her mom nearly a decade ago now. Not enough to behave as childishly as Rika did, but enough that the gooey warmth in my belly wasn't entirely the chocolate, balanced out by the pang of melancholy that sat alongside it — an old wound that I had to keep reopening for Jackie's sake.

Once we split up, I went back to my room and spent the rest of the morning putting the finishing touches on my after action report for London. Jackie seemed all too happy to park herself in my lap and watch, even if it couldn't have been the most engaging of things to sit there as I typed away in relative silence.

There was so much we were going to have to sanitize from some of these reports just to keep the Association off of everyone's backs. I guess I just had to hope that Da Vinci and the other technicians were good enough at their job that no one picked up on the bits that got censored or outright removed, like the Philosopher's Stone inside of Renée. Or Solomon calling me out in front of everyone.

For lunch, Jackie and I went back down to the cafeteria and met up with the twins and Mash again, and Rika was much more subdued than before, slouching and grumbling about having to do her report. Ritsuka, for what it was worth, didn't look any more thrilled about it than she was, but he didn't complain. It seemed my point about the importance of keeping the records straight so that we could avoid some trouble later on had been taken to heart.

After lunch, I went down to the gym and got in a run and a light workout to make up for the bit of slacking I'd been doing for the past few days, with Jackie cheering me on from the sidelines. To cool off, it was down to the pool for Mash's next swimming lesson, and Jackie, it turned out, wanted to join in and learn, too.

Unfortunately, although Chaldea had many different sizes of spare swimsuits, none of them had been made with a girl her size and age in mind.

"Your clothes will get all wet," I told her. "We'll have to talk to Da Vinci about making you a swimsuit first."

Jackie just tilted her head, confused, and with the sort of logic only a child could have, asked, "So if we take off our clothes, we can swim?"

Somewhere behind me, Marie — who had been wary of Jackie's presence the entire time — sputtered indignantly and spat out incoherent protests about decency and nudity and how it wasn't proper.

For the sake of avoiding the aneurysm Marie would probably have, I set my hands on Jackie's shoulders before she could do what I thought she was about to and dematerialize her clothing.

"We don't swim naked," I told her firmly but gently. "Okay, Jackie? We'll get you a swimsuit and you can learn to swim like Mash, we just have to talk to Da Vinci first. Not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon. Okay?"

Jackie pouted, but accepted it with a disappointed, "Okay."

Fou blew sharply on his whistle as though calling foul. I was incredibly tempted to flip him the bird, but I managed to master the impulse and ignore him. That leeway he'd earned for saving my life only went so far, though.

Despite Marie's obvious discomfort, however, nothing else worth talking about really happened. It was just another swimming lesson among the many we'd given Mash so far, although how much longer they would really be necessary was becoming a serious question. Mash wasn't exactly taking to the water like a fish, but she was learning pretty fast, and soon enough, the only thing left would be for her to practice, practice, and practice some more.

"I think I'd like to try swimming for real," she said when we started wrapping up, "next time we get the chance to have a beach vacation. A-ah, as long as the Director is okay with that, I mean!"

A complicated expression crossed Marie's face, but all she gave Mash was a vague, "We'll see."

After drying off and getting changed back into my usual clothes, I set off to Da Vinci's workshop with Jackie in tow. No reason to put it off, this time, and I'd been meaning to ask her about getting Jackie something else to wear to begin with.

Of course, she turned out to be hard at work when I got there, or at least so distracted by her thoughts that she didn't react until I lifted a hand and knocked loudly and firmly on the wall outside the room. Her eyebrows rose when she saw it was me, but she was all smiles an instant later when her eyes trailed down to find Jackie next to me, looking around with wonder.

"Taylor," she said by way of greeting. "What can I do for you today?"

"A couple of different things," I told her. "First off, Jackie wants to learn how to swim, but Chaldea doesn't have any swimsuits in her size, so I figured you're the person to ask about getting one made to fit her."

"Ah," said Da Vinci. "Yes, yes, a simple enough thing to do, I could have it done in an afternoon. The rest?"

"Second…"

My lips pursed, and I looked down at Jackie. "Jackie, could you take off your cloak?"

Jackie looked back up at me curiously, but didn't ask why before the tattered black mess shimmered and vanished, leaving her in…well, a waistcoat, stockings, and panties. Da Vinci's eyebrows rose again.

"I was wondering if you could make something a little more…appropriate for her to wear," I said. "Something she could take in and out of spirit form and wear normally all the time."

"But we like our clothing," Jackie complained. "It's comfortable."

"It's not something a girl your age should be wearing," I answered immediately. Glenn would've had a stroke if he'd ever seen her with the cloak off. "It's not something a girl should be wearing into battle at any age, and I'm sure Da Vinci can make you something just as comfortable that's a lot warmer and a lot nicer." I looked back at Da Vinci. "Right?"

"That…shouldn't be too hard," Da Vinci agreed. "In fact, it would make for another excellent test of a system I've been working on for the past few months, so it wouldn't be any trouble at all to make Jackie a…spiritron dress. Compared to some of the other things it's meant to do, in fact, it would be trivial."

Jackie still didn't look quite convinced.

"Just give it a chance," I whispered to her. "For me, okay?"

"Okay, Mommy," Jackie said reluctantly.

To Da Vinci, I said, "Thank you."

"No trouble, no trouble at all," said Da Vinci. "Was there…anything else?"

Yes, actually.

"Any word on my spiders?"

"Ah." Da Vinci smiled apologetically. "There were a few…distractions during your last deployment, so I was forced to put off finishing them. Not too much longer, you have my word on that, but not yet."

"I'll look forward to it."

I was fine enough with leaving it there and going on my way, but…

I hesitated. "Da Vinci. Do you…have any questions for me?"

She blinked at me. "About your…circumstances, such as they were?"

"About anything we went over last week."

Whether or not I really wanted to answer any questions about it all, Da Vinci just…knew too much for me to leave anything hanging. Better she had as much context as she needed before and in case she ran into something where it was relevant, because the worst thing she could do was plan for something she didn't know enough about and send me into a battle with a flamethrower against a pyrokinetic.

Da Vinci huffed and shook her head, smiling wryly. "Nothing you need to concern yourself with, Taylor. I'll admit, I've been… Well, it's taken some adjusting. Hearing that every parallel world — or at least a decent number of them — came very close to being destroyed was a bit of a shock, as you must know, almost as much so as finding out that the perpetrator was some kind of alien god. I've…had to adjust my understanding of reality." She laughed a little, self-deprecating. "My living self might have had a heart attack learning just half of it!"

I wasn't sure what to say to that. "I'm sorry."

But she just shook her head again. "Things are what they are, and neither you nor I have the power to change that. I must admit, however, that it has gone a long way to explaining the Director's confidence in you. You might not be particularly noteworthy as a mage, but had he still been alive at the time, I think even Marisbury might have found your record impressive enough to warrant a spot on Team A."

She meant it as a compliment, but knowing as much as I did about Marisbury and all of his evils, I couldn't bring myself to think of it as one. Frankly, I thought it was more likely that he would have just cracked my head open to see if he could figure out how my powers worked and if they could be replicated. Whatever it took to ensure that his pet project against the end of the world worked out the way he wanted it.

"Maybe."

Da Vinci seemed to realize she'd touched a bit of a nerve, because she winced just the slightest. I didn't really want to hear her apology, however, not the least of which because it wouldn't mean all that much when she hadn't had any part in any of it anyway, so I tried to cut the conversation off there. "I'll get out of your hair and leave you to whatever it was I interrupted. But if you do have any questions, you know where to find me."

She nodded and turned back to what she'd been working on. "I do." Over her shoulder, she offered a wave. "Ciao!"

"Later."

Jackie and I left her workshop behind, and I led her back to my room for a little while so we could pick up the book I'd been reading to her where we left off. At some point over the next week or so, I was going to have to figure out some way of keeping her occupied while I tried to learn runes from Aífe, and at the rate things were going, I might have to start paying Arash to babysit Jackie for me for a few hours every day.

Not that I could picture him complaining. He took to everything with an enviable aplomb.

When dinnertime rolled around, I set the book aside and we traveled back down to the cafeteria to eat, where I found…

"Merry Christmas!"

…almost the entirety of the remaining staff mingling, including most of the Servants. Lines of popcorn on strings had been hung about the place — Rika was, in fact, still in the process of slinging one around the Christmas tree in the corner — and red and green tinsel decorated the walls. Festive tablecloths depicting snowmen, Santa Claus, reindeer, or any of a number of holiday characters had been flung over every table, and banners were draped across the walls with "Merry Christmas!" in big, bold lettering.

The smell of roasted turkey hit me a second after the decor did, assaulting my nose with the memories of Christmases past. Dad, Mom, Emma, the Barneses, all of us gathered around a table as all of the clichés played over the radio.

It had been nearly ten years since the last time I'd properly celebrated Christmas.

"Unsightly, isn't it?" Marie asked, and I was startled to realize she'd somehow crept up next to me without me noticing. The sour expression on her face might have been a pout on anyone else. "Romani and Rika and that Archer of hers planned this behind my back. By the time I realized what was going on, everything had already been set up and there was nothing I could do."

I looked at her, and quietly, I asked, "Would you have said no?"

Her grimace was an answer all on its own. "It's the principle of the thing! I'm the Director, they should have asked my permission!"

"Sorry, sorry!" Romani said as he meandered over. By the smell, the mug in his hand contained eggnog. "Rika asked, and I thought, well, there wasn't any harm in it, was there? It's an easy way to keep up morale, and if there was a time to do it, you can't do much better than Christmas, can you?"

"You might be the Vice Director now," Marie grumbled, "but you should still have asked!"

"Sorry, Director," he said a little more sincerely. "It won't happen again."

She let out a short, throaty sigh, as though a groan and a grunt had married halfway out of her chest. "There's nothing to be done, at this point. Just…enjoy it while you can, Romani."

Romani gave her a lopsided smile. "As you command, Director."

And then he wandered off again.

"That guy," she groused when he was gone. "Can't he be a little more responsible?"

I thought about saying something, but I could recognize when Marie was complaining for the sake of complaining, or even when she was doing it because she thought she was supposed to. I'd known her for long enough to see that.

I'd also known Theo, if less well. They weren't exactly the same, not even anywhere near it, but the hallmarks of a family — a father — with high expectations and a low tolerance for failure were, in some ways, universal.

"It's only for a day or two," I told her instead. I gave Jackie's hand a squeeze, as though to reassure myself that she hadn't wandered off. "It'll be good for morale."

"Ugh," Marie said, but she didn't contradict me. She didn't try to stop me either as I got in line to grab some food, because it was dinnertime, I was hungry, and the smell of turkey was trying very hard to tempt me.

It was the liveliest I'd seen the cafeteria since the Sabotage. The room wasn't filled — of course not; even with all of the Servants we'd brought back and summoned, the total number of people in the facility number less than forty, and the cafeteria was meant to accommodate almost half of the original staff size at once — but it was far closer than it had been any other time the better part of the last half a year. And what we lacked in raw numbers, people like Shakespeare, Mordred, Bradamante, and Rika made up for with their presence and boisterous personalities.

Even six months ago, it would have been surreal to see a famous pirate like Sam Bellamy chatting with Siegfried or Mordred bickering with Jeanne Alter while Aífe watched them both for the slightest sign of misbehavior. Bradamante regaled Hippolyta and several technicians with a story from her past, swinging a half-eaten drumstick around as though it was her lance. Sylvia had apparently cornered El-Melloi II and gotten him to actually talk; I wondered if a version of him existed here in this timeline, and if she knew that version personally.

When it was my turn to be served, Emiya dished me up a generous helping of turkey — slathered in gravy — a rich stuffing, a few slices of ham, and a spoonful of candied yams. It looked and smelled like it could have come straight out of a Christmas movie.

And then he prepared a second tray with nearly as much food, adding some buttered vegetables on the side, and this, he gave to Jackie, who took it with wonder.

"Enjoy," was all he said to us, smiling.

When we sat down at my usual table, we did. We very much did.

Marie, Romani, Ritsuka (whose plate was loaded up with fried chicken instead of turkey), and Mash eventually came to join me, although Rika was apparently too wound up to eat, because she meandered around the room, wishing everyone at every table a "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Holidays." As she got closer to our table, I realized she was dressed up like an elf, the North Pole kind from that stop motion Christmas special that always seemed to find its way onto TV at Christmas time, complete with a pair of shoes that had bells attached to the toes.

I guess I should be glad at least that she never started caroling, "We are Santa's elves!" I wouldn't have put it past her to have memorized that song.

By contrast, Mash seemed utterly overwhelmed.

"I-is this how Christmas parties usually are in Japan, Senpai?" she asked Ritsuka, watching the goings-on with wide eyes.

He snorted. "No. Japan celebrates Christmas more as a way to go out and party than as a religious holiday. A lot of people use it as an excuse to hang out with friends." He shook his head. "Mostly, it's really more of a couple's thing than anything else. It's a really popular time for love confessions for that reason."

"Really?" asked Mash. "But Senpai is so…"

She looked over at Rika, who had drawn one group of technicians — some of whom seemed to have gotten drunk on the eggnog — along with Bradamante into a rendition of We Wish You a Merry Christmas, even though Bradamante didn't seem to know any of the words. At some point, Fou had even joined in, squeakily chirping along, with an oversized Santa hat flopping about on his head.

"Rika is Rika," was Ritsuka's response. And it wasn't exactly a bad one either. He peered over at me. "I've heard it's very different in America, though."

Mash looked over to me now curiously.

I thought about explaining the corporate exploitation and commercialization of Christmas in America, how it had long since become a way for big store chains to milk money out of people by convincing them to spend that money on things they wouldn't normally buy, but there was no need to ruin the mood, so I didn't.

"It varies from family to family," I said instead. "Some people think it corrupts the original meaning of the holiday to do anything except get together with family and go to church. For the most part, though, it's just a chance for people to splurge a little and buy gifts for the people they care about. Usually parents for their children, people for their friends and coworkers, or relatives for their nieces and nephews."

"Oh," said Mash. "We've never done anything like that here before."

Come to think of it, we really hadn't, had we? I'd never really considered that before. I was still trying to put myself back together for what would have been my first Christmas here, and last year, it just…passed me by before I knew it.

"This is Chaldea," Marie grumbled, "not a shopping mall."

"Partly, that's because we were never trapped here during Christmas time before this year," Romani said with a sigh. "But partly, it's because there isn't anywhere you could go to buy a present for anyone, and having them shipped in is just too much of a hassle. And, well…" He coughed into his fist. "The Director…thought it was frivolous."

"That's because it is," Marie replied, and then she let out a sigh of her own, spearing a chunk of turkey with her fork. "But under the circumstances, I…guess I can let it slide. Just this once."

"Thank you, Director," Ritsuka said earnestly, and the honest gratitude in his voice made Marie's cheeks pink.

"B-but only just this once!" she insisted. "It's one thing when it's such a major holiday, but I won't allow random parties that make a huge mess out of my Chaldea!"

Ritsuka still smiled. "Of course, Director."

Marie huffed and went back to her meal.

The party went on for several hours. Romani got up from our table to refill his mug several times, and every time, he came back with his face just a little bit redder than it had been before and his lips just a little bit looser. The expression on Marie's face as she watched him told me that he would be getting an earful tomorrow, or maybe as soon as she had enough privacy to dress him down. I could already imagine the lecture about his duties as Vice Director and how he couldn't let himself get swept up in the moment just because it was Christmas.

Rika eventually made it over to the table with some food, proclaiming, "Merry Christmas!" as she sat down, and then she dug in with gusto and shoveled her meal into the bottomless pit she called her stomach.

"I won't be able to eat regular KFC at Christmas ever again after this!" she proclaimed.

"I'll have to see if Emiya can give us a recipe to take back home with us," her brother said, amused.

Rika could only complain, "It won't be the same!"

And once she was done eating, she relaxed into her chair with a sigh. "If this is what Christmas dinner is like in America, I'm moving there once we're done with high school."

"What about college?" Ritsuka asked.

Rika's face twisted, and she allowed, "After college, then. Or maybe I go to college in the States? Ugh, but I'd have to get into, like, Harvard or Yale or something. Mom and Dad would shout my ear off if I went to school ten thousand kilometers away just for some good food."

Mash opened her mouth to say something, only to pause as her brow furrowed. "From Tokyo to Boston, Massachusetts, that's…actually very close to the correct distance. Senpai, d-did you really just guess that?"

Rika blinked, astonished. "Actually…yeah. And I got that right entirely on accident? Huh. Look at me go, Ma and Pa, I'm a math genius! Or would that be geography? Think that's enough to get an acceptance letter from Harvard once this is all over?" She grinned. "Oh, man, imagine Mom and Dad's faces if I got into a college I never even applied to!"

Romani snorted into his eggnog.

"I just want to see Mom and Dad again," Ritsuka said somberly. His sister agreed with a solemn nod.

"Don't be stupid," Marie told them. "Of course you will. We've already made it this far, haven't we? Whatever else is waiting for us, we'll make it through it just the same."

The twins broke out into smiles, and they both nodded. "Right!"

"We've got Senpai here, after all!" Rika added.

"And you, too, Senpai," Mash said. She smiled brightly. "With the three of you, and the Director, and Doctor Roman, and Miss Da Vinci, we'll overcome whatever stands in front of us, I just know it!"

"And whenever we're in danger," said Ritsuka, placing his hand over hers, "you'll be there to protect us, too."

She nodded. "Of course!"

The moment lingered. For just a second too long, Ritsuka and Mash stared into each others' eyes — and then, suddenly, seemed to realize what they were doing, and Ritsuka pulled his hand away as though he had been burned. Faint splotches of red decorated both of their faces.

Jackie tugged on my sleeve, and when I looked to her, she asked me, "Does Mommy have a mommy, too?"

Half the table turned to me, waiting for my reaction, and I felt their eyes as I offered Jackie a little smile and told her, "Not anymore. She died…about seven years ago, now. A car accident."

Jackie nodded, all serious, and in the guileless way only a child could, said, "Mommy must've been really sad."

I felt my lips twist into something bittersweet. "Yes. Yes, I was."

And in some ways, I hadn't ever really stopped. I got better. I moved on. But if taking care of Jackie had taught me anything, it was that I still had a lot of baggage attached to Mom's memory, still had a hole in my life that fit her size and shape, even if the edges had softened. I wasn't sure it would ever go away.

A moment of awkward silence stretched. In the background, the buzz of the party continued on, completely oblivious.

"I'm gonna go see if Emiya has any Christmas cake!" Rika blurted out, and just as abruptly, she stood. Ritsuka stood up a second later.

"I'll go with you," he said, and then they both hurried back to the counter and Emiya, retreating from the conversation and its weight.

"I'm…sorry," Romani said.

I gave him a look, a quirk of my lips and a raised eyebrow. "For what? It happened years ago, before we even met." Before I even came to this world, I didn't say, although there was no way he could have missed the implication. "What do you have to be sorry for?"

"Yeah," he said, forcing a laugh. "I guess you're right."

When ten o'clock rolled around, I excused myself and led Jackie back to my room, and as the door whirred shut behind me, I felt suddenly exhausted, like the mere act of being present around so much activity had drained me of my energy. Jackie watched me go through my usual nighttime routine, and by the time I was ready to crawl into bed and sleep, she had already dismissed her normal clothes — knives and all — and slipped on the shirt of mine she'd been using as a nightgown for the past week.

Mothers the world over probably would have been extremely jealous of how well-behaved Jackie could be. I distinctly remembered putting up a fight almost every night when I was her age, because I wanted to read another chapter, and another chapter, and just one more chapter, and Mom, being older and wiser, knew that if she let me, I'd stay up all night reading.

Jackie put up no such struggle, climbing into my bed with me and snuggling up into my arms as I turned the lights out. It seemed incredible, but somehow or another, I'd gotten so used to her being there that maybe it was me who would have trouble going back to sleeping alone next time we went on deployment.

For several long minutes, I simply lied there, looking out into the dark. Something vaguely like regret swirled in my stomach, mild and tempered by the reality of the situation and the limitations that came with it.

"Jackie?" I murmured at last.

Jackie shifted in my arms, her hair tickling my collarbones. "Yes, Mommy?"

"I know there was never really a chance to even try and look for something, but… Was there anything you would have wanted for Christmas?"

Her fingers curled around my arm, gentle but firm. The closest thing to a hug she could give me like that.

"No. We have everything we could have asked for already."
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Another longer one again. After several chapters where I got about as far as I intended to, this one didn't quite manage to reach the part I wanted, but I think it's better that it didn't. There're several moments with the team here that I think were worth keeping in over the idea of squishing parts out so I could get my original vision of this chapter.

I had a couple of ideas for things I could do to fill some of the long stretch of time that's going to be happening in-story between the end of London and the start of America, but some of them...just didn't make it onto the page. You'll see what I mean in the upcoming chapters.
Next — Chapter CLXIII: Bonds of Friendship
"Holy cow! Da Vinci-chan actually did it!"
 
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Chapter CLXIII: Bonds of Friendship

Christmas Day dawned like any other day in Chaldea — cold and desolate, with my alarm clock the only thing that told me it even was daytime. I woke up with a sharp intake of breath through my nostrils and was greeted by the unique smell that was Jackie: the hint of acidic sulfur masked by the faded scent of the lavender body wash that had never offended me enough to request something more personal.

Looks like she's due for another bath soon. The thought drifted across my mind, barely formed, and I let it linger and fade so that I could lie there and enjoy the warmth of Jackie's body for a few moments longer.

For just a second, I missed Brian. It had been four years since he and I had been anything, done anything, or had the breathing room to do something as sentimental as cuddle, but some part of me wanted him there. Even if I couldn't make any claims of the true love you saw in the movies, he'd been a lot of firsts for me, and that had to mean something.

But he wasn't, and I suspected that any chance of having that again was long gone — had died on Gold Morning, if not the day I turned myself in to the Protectorate. As much as I tried not to think about it, two years had given me enough perspective to realize that he had probably never made it past that battle on the oil rig. The story of his quitting the battle to find some small peace before the end, likely nothing more than a kindness to soothe my worries.

I missed him all the same. Maybe more so because that ship had sailed and sunk and vanished into the tides.

In my arms, Jackie shifted, and her hair brushed against my chin as her head turned. "Good morning, Mommy."

"Morning, Jackie," I murmured into her hair, and for another minute or two longer, I stayed there.

Eventually, however, I had to get up and get out of bed, because as tempting as it was to lay there with Jackie and just…be, neither my bladder nor my stomach would agree to that, and my responsibilities would not simply disappear because I wanted them to.

So, reluctant as I was, I rolled out of bed, slipping my glasses on as I levered myself to my feet. Once the lights were on, I turned back to my bed to redo the sheets as Jackie climbed out of it herself, and had to stop, because sitting innocuously on my desk was a box, plain and brown and unremarkable, but for the ribbon wrapped around it and the tag that read "Merry Christmas!" in Da Vinci's familiar, slanted script.

I couldn't help the breath that hissed out of my nostrils, something that might have become a sigh one day. "Of course you did."

"Mommy?" Jackie asked curiously.

"Although I don't know how you managed to get it in here without waking either of us up," I told the air dryly.

Knowing Da Vinci, she'd just say that something like that was simple for a genius of her caliber, and that was such a non-answer that it wasn't even worth wasting the breath to ask. The actual answer probably involved familiars, because those might not have enough energy in them to wake either me or Jackie up, although I guess I couldn't rule out Da Vinci inventing some needlessly complicated pseudo-teleportation spell involving Imaginary Number Space or something else that would go straight over my head.

When I went over to my desk, I found a note slipped under the ribbon wrapped around the box, and unfolding the note revealed more of that slanted writing characteristic of Da Vinci's hand. It read:

Dear Taylor,

You'll have to forgive me for playing coy with you yesterday. I have to admit, your spiders were already done, and I could have handed them over at the time without any reservation. I thought it might be more fitting, however, to hold onto them for another day more so that you might have at least one present to unwrap on Christmas. Now more than ever, it is important to keep everyone's spirits up, don't you think? I'm sure Saint Nicholas will forgive me for playing the role of Santa Claus just this once.


Da Vinci, of course, could not see the eyebrow that rose towards my hairline nor the wry smile that tugged on my lips or the little shake of my head, but she probably knew me well enough to guess my reaction anyway. I kept reading:

You'll find enclosed in this package the ten spider puppets I promised you. Although they don't have all of the functions of your ravens and won't be quite as resilient — even with the self-repair function that I naturally included — they shouldn't be altogether that much different from what you're used to. I imagine it won't take you more than an afternoon to figure out how to make use of them. Just take care not to lose them too quickly! They won't be easy to replace!

Regarding your requests, I made two variants. The first has the venom you suggested to me, a potent toxin specialized in breaking down the bonds between Spiritrons. It will not, of course, perform too well against Servants with high levels of Magic Resistance, but if you find yourself against an Assassin, Caster, or Berserker that you can't simply sweet talk into changing sides, it should be of at least some use. The second variant has that tranquilizer, with similar caveats. I'm sure you will be able to work around these limitations.

How might you tell the two of them apart, you ask? An excellent question! I'm certain the answer will be readily apparent once you see them with your own eyes.

The venom, of course, will need refilling, but our dear alchemist friend provided some much needed inspiration, and it will be as simple as feeding them as you would any other spider. The food will be alchemically converted into the appropriate venom. Genius, no?

Merry Christmas, and try not to have too much fun with them!

Leonardo da Vinci


I wouldn't have described my use for the puppets as 'fun,' but that didn't stop my fingers from trembling a little as I set aside the note and carefully undid the knot tying the ribbon together. My stomach did funny little jumps in my gut and my heart thudded anxiously in my chest, and it took a lot of willpower not to just rip into the package instead of gently disentangling the ribbon and slipping open the lid.

Sitting inside the box was a small cluster of familiar critters, spiders that looked so close to real I could have mistaken them for the real thing, except there was something just a little bit off that made it obvious they weren't. I couldn't quite place my finger on what it was, but there was something that stuck in my head, begging me to notice, and if I was being entirely honest with myself, I think I was the only one in the facility aside from Da Vinci who would even have been able to tell.

Each puppet was about the size of an American quarter, motionless, and while one set was a rich, muddy brown with a faint, yellow pattern atop their abdomen, the other was a deep, glossy black with an almost nostalgic red hourglass. Da Vinci's way of ensuring I could tell them apart, if I had to guess, which meant the ones that looked like Black Widows were the ones with the lethal venom and the ones that looked more like a common wolf spider had the tranquilizer.

With the snap of a mental thread, I reached down into the box and gently prodded them one after the other with a small tendril of energy — and as though a switch had been flipped, they suddenly sprang to life, and their bodies came under my control. Every detail of their function filtered through my mind, from the reservoirs that mimicked venom sacs to the miniaturized engines that processed magical energy as fuel and the stomach-like storage space that would convert food into either more venom or silk.

Da Vinci really outdid herself with these. Huginn and Muninn were amazing, but this…

"What is it, Mommy?" Jackie asked curiously.

"A Christmas present from Da Vinci," I answered her simply.

The puppets obeyed my commands as easily and smoothly as any swarm I had ever had, climbing up my fingers and arm the same way any spider would have, and I relished the familiar feel of their legs dancing across my skin. Up my shoulder, across the back of my neck, through my hair, weaving their way into so many places I could hide them. Da Vinci had even gone above and beyond and reinforced their legs so that they could jump as well and as far as any jumping spider could ever dream, which meant that so many avenues opened up for how I could make use of them during a deployment.

Right about then was when I realized I was smiling. I was going to have to do something special to thank her for this, although I had no idea what.

For now, though, there was no reason to carry them around with me and risk someone mistaking them for a normal spider — however silly that might have been, considering we were in Antarctica — so I let them climb back down my other arm and back onto the desk. It might be better to put them back in the box, just as a matter of convenience, or else display them on my desk the way an athlete might his trophies.

The box was probably… Oh?

"The spider puppets weren't enough, huh?" I asked the air. Da Vinci wasn't there to answer me.

From the bottom of the box, I pulled out what I'd originally mistaken for cushioning, and as it cleared the brown cardboard, it unfolded out into a t-shirt, a black thing with gray stripes down the arms and the Chaldea logo on the left sleeve. On the front was a line of text:

I saved the world and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

A laugh ripped itself out of my mouth before I could stop it. Of all the things she could have put on a t-shirt, that was what she went with? I guess it wasn't entirely out of character for Da Vinci, but I would have figured Rika would be the one to go with something like that. Certainly, Romani and Marie wouldn't have picked it out. In fact, I didn't think Marie would have even approved of something like this, just because it was too flippant.

Alec, on the other hand… Or Aisha or Lisa. Any of those three probably would have thought it funny.

God, but we'd never even had a single Christmas together, had we? So much had happened so fast.

You know what? It was Christmas. There was nothing important for us to do today and everyone was relaxing, so even if Marie might not have approved, I was going to wear this today. Just this once.

I set the t-shirt aside, then quickly got changed into my workout gear.

"Alright, Jackie, let's go."

"Coming, Mommy!" Jackie replied, and dutifully followed me out of my room.

About an hour later, we returned, me sweaty and grimy, and took a shower together. I made sure to wash her hair really well, and remembering how much my own mother harped on it when I was a kid, got behind her ears. Jackie really seemed to like having her hair washed, or maybe just that I was the one who was doing it, even if she was generally ambivalent to the idea of bathing in general.

Then again, I guess most kids were. I didn't remember fighting it much myself, but in our younger years, Emma had been a bit of a brat about it.

Once we were clean and dried and ready to face the day, I pulled on one of the few pairs of jeans Marie had bought for me — merely so that I didn't have to wear my uniform every day — and slipped that t-shirt on over my head.

"Time for breakfast," I told Jackie.

She smiled and nodded. "Mm! We really liked chocolate chip pancakes! Can we have some more?"

I made no promises. "We'll see what Emiya is cooking this morning," I said instead. "It's Christmas Day, so maybe he made something special."

"We can't wait!" Jackie said brightly.

Five or ten minutes later, when the cafeteria door whooshed open and we stepped inside, it was to find the decorations from the previous night still up, from the lights to the strings of popcorn to the Christmas tree over in the corner. Jackie seemed more fascinated with them than anything else, head swiveling as she looked around at them all again.

"Is this what things are like every Christmas?" she asked me curiously.

"In some places, for some people," I answered her. "My family was never wealthy, but we got by, and my dad's coworkers…" The echo of a rowdy bunch of dockworkers sang Christmas carols in my ear. "Well, we'd go down to the union's headquarters on Christmas Eve and celebrate with them, and have a more private party with just the three of us and my best friend and her family the next day. When Mom died…"

The tradition had died with her. Dad and I hadn't gone to all that many of the dockworkers' Christmas parties in the years after that, and then Emma… Well, having the Barneses over on Christmas Day had stopped happening, too. Dad had never asked why, but I guess he just hadn't been in any place to think too hard about it.

Jackie accepted all of this with a nod, and then hesitated a moment before asking, "Would Mommy's mommy have liked me, too?"

For a heartbeat, I didn't have an answer to that, because there was so much context to Jackie and her situation that I wasn't sure Mom would have been able to wrap her head around it, but once she knew the whole story? Once she understood what Jackie was and why she was the way she was? Once she'd had time to adjust to the idea of Heroic Spirits and Servants and a little orphan girl who must have carved her way through London's slums and underworld in search of a woman to love her?

"Of course," I said to Jackie, even though I wasn't entirely sure it was the truth. "She would have loved you."

And if not at first, then once she saw how important Jackie was to me, I think Mom would have come around, too. Maybe with caveats, maybe with some reservations, but she would have at least tried.

Whether it was completely true or not, Jackie smiled broadly — appropriately, all things considered, like a kid on Christmas morning.

As we walked further into the room, a familiar voice called out a cheery, "Good morning, and merry Christmas!"

At the usual table where we the Masters ate, Arash lifted a mug in greeting and offered a smile. Instead of heading directly for Emiya and food, I redirected over to him, and Jackie followed along dutifully.

"Morning," I said.

"Morning!" Jackie echoed, waving at him.

He looked meaningfully down at my shirt and arched an eyebrow. "Rika?"

"Da Vinci," I corrected.

"Really?" He shook his head. "Wouldn't have thought that fit her style of humor. It's a nice shirt, though."

"Comfy, too," I said. It was a little unfair exactly how many things Da Vinci was just too good at.

He laughed. I nodded to his mug. "Eggnog or coffee?"

"Eggnog," he said. He took a sip of it. "It's the Christmas season and this is a Christmas drink, isn't it? I thought I'd give it a try. And, well, even if Servants can get drunk, my Robust Health means I'm immune, so there's no danger either way."

If only our contract had let him share that with me. London would've been a lot less of a hassle.

"Sorry I didn't get you anything," I told him.

He smiled. "Well, I can't say I would've said no to a silk shirt to wear around the facility, but this whole Christmas thing is new to me anyway, so it's not like I was expecting anything."

Ah. Right. Even if he'd been provided knowledge of the holiday and its importance, his story predated Christ, as I understood it, so he had no personal or religious attachment to it. The feasting and the partying probably wasn't anything new, because celebrations like that had existed for as long as civilization had, but the rest of it must've seemed pretty strange to him.

"Do you want me to grab you a tray?"

He shook his head. "I might eat dinner again tonight, but I think yesterday was more than enough for me to enjoy the festivities." He tipped his mug again. "For now, I'll make do with my eggnog."

"Suit yourself."

So Jackie and I left him and headed up to the counter where Emiya was waiting. He was already preparing a tray — stacked on top of a second one — with two plates. This time, the pancakes had been shaped into thick, fluffy squares, and somehow or another, he had cooked them so that there were plus-shaped grooves, so that when syrup was poured into them, it looked like a wrapped present. More chocolate chips spaced randomly throughout gave the appearance of wrapping paper.

Now he was just showing off.

Like he could read my mind, he smirked at me as he handed the stacked trays over and said, "Enjoy. And merry Christmas."

"Merry Christmas," I replied dryly.

With our breakfast acquired, Jackie and I made our way back to the table with Arash, and we were just about to sit down when the doors whooshed open again and the twins came in with Mash in tow. Rika spotted us immediately and waved, and then did a double-take when she saw my shirt.

"Holy cow!" she gushed, stunned. "Da Vinci-chan actually did it!"

I paused for a moment and looked down.

all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Suddenly, it all made a whole lot more sense.

"This was your idea?"

Rika nodded, and a grin grew on her face, so broad it threatened to split her head in half. "I wasn't sure she'd actually do it, you know! Senpai saved the world and everything, so I said to Da Vinci-chan, you know, it kinda sucks that Senpai didn't even get rewarded for that before coming here, but wouldn't it be funny if that was on a t-shirt?"

Her brother slapped a hand to his face, groaning into his palm. "Really, Rika?"

"What?" She turned to him, defensive. "It's not like we can hand her the key to Tokyo or anything! Even if we could leave, we're just two kids. Who would even believe us?"

"…The UN?" At her raised eyebrow, however, Ritsuka sighed. "No, you're right. Even if they believed it, there's no way the UN would want that public. It would cause a mass panic."

You have no idea, I didn't say, and I honestly hoped they never would.

"W-well, it's a nice shirt, even if the, um, text isn't exactly…" Mash trailed off, unsure of how to finish that.

"It is," I agreed. "Comfy, too."

And taking the out as it was offered, Mash turned to Jackie with a smile and said, "Good morning, Jackie!"

"Good morning, Mash," Jackie replied in kind, and then she went back to her pancakes.

Rika, of course, didn't miss them. "Oh man, chocolate chip pancakes again? And they're so fluffy!"

"Honestly, I want to know how he gets them to look the way they do," said Ritsuka.

You and me both. But Emiya wasn't likely to share anytime soon, except maybe with Renée.

Oh. Damn. We should've gotten something for her, shouldn't we? I wasn't sure what we could have possibly come up with, stuck there as we were, but Da Vinci could at least have cooked something up, couldn't she? I'd have to ask later. A late present was still better than no present at all.

"We'll have to try and come up with a present we can get for Renée," I said aloud, and a ripple of surprise went across the group, followed shortly by a wave of frustrated shame.

"Ah, geez," said Rika. "I completely forgot! After everything with Senpai, we didn't even get her a welcome present or throw her a welcoming party! We didn't even set out the welcome mat!"

"We don't have a welcome mat," Ritsuka pointed out.

"It's a metaphor, Onii-chan! A metaphor!"

"I know." He heaved a sigh. "And you're right. We really should have done something to welcome her to Chaldea. After all, she's stuck here until this is all over, isn't she? The least we can do is make her feel at home."

"Miss Renée has already been here a week," said Mash worriedly. "Do you think it's too late, Senpai?"

"It's never too late!" Rika declared stubbornly. "We'll think of something, and it'll be so amazing that Renée will cry tears of joy!" Her stomach grumbled. "After we go get our pancakes and eat!"

"No rush," I told them. "I think it'll be more meaningful if it's something well thought out and heartfelt instead of a plan we slapped together in five minutes."

The three of them nodded. "Right!"

"But breakfast first!" Rika added.

So they went up to Emiya, who was only too happy to serve them up some pancakes of their own. I watched them the entire time — Rika at least seemed to be able to contain herself not to mention coming up with a present for Renée while Renée was cooking less than ten feet away, but this might be a lot easier if we could get some of the Servants in on it.

Unfortunately, by the time we had all finished eating and the breakfast hours started to wane, we hadn't come up with much in the way of good ideas. The only thing we really knew about Renée was that she enjoyed cooking, or at least took it as part of her responsibilities so dearly that she couldn't relinquish it even now, and while some premium cookware might be appreciated, it felt a little selfish when it was also something that would benefit us directly and a little redundant when Emiya probably had something just as good or better in his repertoire.

If we were going to get Renée a gift, it should be personal and thoughtful, something that was solely hers in a world where the only thing she really owned was her name. Something that had real meaning and couldn't just be replicated by a bit of Emiya's projection magic, something that she could cherish and take with her when this was all over.

So as the morning wore on without any better suggestions, I called an end to the brainstorming session and charged the twins with talking to some of the other Servants for ideas while I handed Jackie over to Arash for a few hours. Mash, I gave the day off from her swimming lesson, on the logic that today was a day for her to relax and enjoy herself. If she wanted to go swimming on her own and get some practice in without Marie and me giving formal instruction, then that was entirely her prerogative.

Marie didn't have any objections when I let her know.

"No, you're right," she said. "As important as it is that Mash learns to swim properly, she's also…"

Yeah.

Marie cleared her throat. "I-it's just as important that she has a chance to have fun when she can! After all, it's the least I can do to make up for everything that my father…"

"You're not responsible for your father's sins," I reminded her. She wasn't any more convinced this time than she had been before. "But I've already told you that, just like I've already told you that if you still feel guilty, then the best way to make it up to Mash is to keep doing what you've been doing and treat her like a human being with thoughts, feelings, wants, and needs of her own."

When I brought up the subject of Renée's welcome present, however, Marie didn't have any better ideas than the twins and I had. I hadn't really expected her to, but I at least managed to wrangle permission to throw her a party, just as long as it wasn't in the cafeteria.

"Use the orientation room," she suggested. "Since it seems like that's where we're doing everything these days and it's already been used for movie parties, you might as well keep using it for any other celebrations or whatever." Under her breath, she muttered, "It's certainly not going to be used for its original purpose anytime soon."

"Of course, Marie."

I tried asking a few others, of course, but Siegfried wasn't much help ("I'm sorry, Master, but I'm afraid I can't think of anything that would interest her.") and neither was Hippolyta ("We Amazons had something of a different manner of celebrating our members, and I don't think Renée Flamel would appreciate them quite the same way."), but although Aífe didn't have any suggestions either, she at least pledged the use of her runes, if we needed them.

"I may not have my sister's raw talent with them, but I should at least be able to help with something so small," she promised.

Da Vinci, unfortunately, couldn't really give me an answer either.

"Mm, homunculi aren't quite the same as humans, but it's not to say they're incapable of developing feelings or preferences on certain matters," she told me thoughtfully. "It might be that she would appreciate some time in the simulator with her father…but on the other hand, the fact that it would only be a simulation of her father instead of the real thing might wind up being upsetting."

"You don't have any other ideas?" I asked.

She smiled slyly at me. "It occurs to me that the best way of determining what sort of present a person might like is simply to ask her. If you're subtle about it, she won't even know that you're intending to get her a present, and, well, I'm certain someone like you knows how to be subtle, don't you, Taylor?"

Was she expecting me to play at humility?

"Yeah, I suppose I do."

It was, at least, helpful advice, so after lunch — wherein it turned out the twins hadn't had much more luck than me — I waited until Renée left the cafeteria for her afternoon break and approached her in an empty hallway, doing my best to hide my real intentions behind the perfectly reasonable guise of making sure she was adjusting well to the organization.

"It seems like you're settling in well," I told her conversationally.

She stopped, blinked, and turned to me, halfway through her step. "Oh. Miss Taylor. Forgive me, I didn't realize you were there."

"Heading back to your room?" I asked.

She shook her head slightly. "No. I…thought I might visit the library. My father gifted me knowledge of alchemy as it was in his time, and I was…curious how it might have changed."

A book on alchemy? Not… No, probably not. Not when any book I could get her would come straight out of the library to begin with. It might be worth it to ask Da Vinci to copy a couple of them, though, so that Renée could have her own copies. I just thought it felt a little too cheap to make that the present itself.

"Have you had any problems adjusting?"

"No," said Renée. "Everyone here has been…quite kind to me. The technology of this era has been somewhat confusing, but I am…adapting, I believe would be the term."

"There's nothing you want, then?" I pressed. "Nothing that would make things more comfortable for you? Nothing you wanted to do or see, if you had the chance?"

She hesitated. "I… Am I…allowed to change my room?"

Please don't tell me Rika has been blaring music late at night.

"Is there something wrong with it? Where it's located?"

She shook her head. "The location does not concern me, only that it seems…sparse. Impersonal. I…no, forgive me, I wouldn't want to insult the Director's kindness."

"The Director won't be insulted," I assured her. "She's more concerned with making sure you're fitting in and comfortable than whether or not you like the decor."

Renée still didn't emote as plainly as a normal person, but the slight downturn of her lips was still visible. "Then…am I allowed to…I believe the word that would fit here is 'personalize' my room?"

"However you see fit," I told her, and then added, "within reason. Major remodeling is something that you would need to get explicit permission from the Director for."

Renée's brow furrowed a little. "Remodeling?"

"Knocking down walls, moving light fixtures, rerouting the plumbing, that sort of thing." But it looked like I had a good idea to work with, now I just needed some more details and a little planning. "What were you thinking, in terms of personalizing things? Something like Jekyll's apartment?"

"Yes." She looked down at her hands, fingers working over each other. "I…know that it has been corrected and we can't return there —"

"The apartment itself is still there," I told her. Her eyebrows rose just the slightest, and her eyes widened just a little, and her lips parted but barely — for her, stunned surprise. "And we can go back to it, if you want, to visit. It… Doctor Jekyll and your father and everything he built won't be there, but the Singularity and the apartment are both still available for short trips."

"I see," she said neutrally. "It…might not be the same, but I think I would like that."

From her, that might as well have been desperate begging.

"I'll see what I can do. Was there anything else?"

She hesitated again. "It…might seem silly, but…I would like to see the sun. Would there be a way for me to leave the facility, if only for a few minutes?"

"No." But there might be a way around that. "I'm sorry, but the facility itself is the only thing keeping us from being incinerated like the rest of mankind. Even the Servants aren't allowed to risk stepping outside, because no one is sure what would happen if they did."

"I see." Renée didn't look happy to hear this, but she accepted it all the same. "I understand, Miss Taylor. Thank you for telling me."

"I'll talk to the Director and see what we can do about making your room more comfortable for you," I promised her. "For now, though, try and enjoy the rest of Christmas while you can. It's supposed to be a holiday, after all."

A faint smile, so small it was barely there, crossed her lips. "I shall try."

As I left her, a plan started to form in my head, or at least the basic structure of one. It was going to take a lot of work to pull off, definitely permission and help from Marie and Da Vinci, and we were probably going to need to find a way to keep her occupied long enough to get everything finished, but I think it would be worth it in the end.

I didn't even make it back to my own room before my communicator chimed with a message from Da Vinci.

Masters, it read, please report to the Summoning Chamber. I have one last present for you all.

A quick check on Jackie showed her still with Arash, so I let them go and did an about face to make my way to the Summoning Chamber. I ran into the twins along the way there, and Rika was almost vibrating from excitement. A huge smile threatened to split her face in half.

"It's time!" she giggled eagerly. "It's finally time!"

"You don't know that we're summoning Nero for sure," her brother tried to tell her.

But Rika wouldn't have any of it. "Don't try to ruin my Christmas, Onii-chan, because I won't let you!"

"Senpai," Mash tried this time, "if it isn't…"

"It will be!" Rika insisted. "For sure! Definitely! Don't try and use logic, because I'm not listening!"

Mash and Ritsuka both looked at me for help, but I couldn't give them anything more than a little shrug and a shake of my head. It wasn't like I had any secret information about this, so I couldn't have told them one way or the other if Rika was right or wrong. It wasn't like there was any other Servant we were scheduled to try summoning either, unless we were going to make another attempt at Jeanne since the last one gave us Jeanne Alter.

Da Vinci, Marie, and Romani were already waiting for us when we arrived at the Summoning Chamber, along with the familiar pudgy blond technician, although Romani didn't look to be in the best shape. He winced at every loud sound and squinted at every light, and there were dark circles under his eyes.

Ah. It seemed he had a little more eggnog than he should have yesterday.

Rika's attention, however, zeroed in on the platform at the center of the summoning array, where a familiar crooked red and black sword had been set in the place of honor.

"YES!" Rika cheered, throwing her hands up in the air.

"Settle down!" Marie snapped at her.

Rika ignored her. "We're bringing back Best Buddy! Best! Christmas! Ever!"

"Let's not get ahead of things, Rika," Da Vinci said with a smile. "We have to do the actual summoning first."

"Right!" Rika's head bobbed up and down. "Right!" She looked around. "Everything's ready to go, right? We don't have to do anything special, right?"

Marie gave me a sour look, like I had let an overexcited puppy off of her leash, and all I could give her in return was an arch of my eyebrow. There was no way she hadn't already known that Rika would be excited about summoning Nero, and she should have expected that it would go something like this.

Da Vinci shook her head. "No, no, nothing special we need to do for this one. Ah — except for the one, last item we need to ensure that it will indeed be Emperor Nero who arrives. Director, if you will?"

"Right." Marie nodded and stepped forward into the middle of the room, in front of us Masters. When she held out her hand, sitting on her palm was the familiar flickering gem that we knew colloquially as Saint Quartz. "Just like our last summoning, we'll be using a Quasi-Spiritron Crystal to determine the outcome more reliably."

Rika reached out to take it, but Marie jerked her hand back before she could. "However!" Marie went on. "We're still not entirely sure why things didn't go as planned the last time, so it's been agreed that we're going to try and eliminate some of the variables this time. That's why, instead of having all three Masters performing the summoning ritual and splitting the contract, we're going to have the contract held solely by the Master with the strongest bond with Emperor Nero."

She held out the Saint Quartz again.

"You, Rika."

This time, Rika hesitated before she reached out and took it. "So," she began nervously, "if something goes wrong, this time —"

"It shouldn't," Da Vinci told her, not unkindly. "Last time, we performed the summoning using the bond you Masters had with Jeanne D'Arc to influence the result, and the only reason we could come up with for why it summoned Jeanne Alter instead is because the bond each of you shared with her was too different to reconcile. How that gave us Jeanne Alter is still a little…questionable, but none of our other theories can be confirmed either, so we don't have any better ones." She smiled. "This time, the only bond involved will be yours, Rika. And we also have a catalyst and Saint Quartz. The odds of things going wrong are so infinitesimal that they're essentially nonexistent."

Rika swallowed and looked down at the Saint Quartz. "If…you say so, Da Vinci-chan, then I guess I just have to trust you."

Da Vinci chuckled a little. "I wouldn't worry too much, Rika. Unlike certain other catalysts we loaned out from the Association, that sword has no connection to any other Heroic Spirit. Even without your bond, summoning Emperor Nero would be all but a guarantee."

Rika opened her mouth to say something, then closed it a second later. "Alrighty." She nodded. "Let's do this thing."

"Mash?" Romani said quietly.

"Yes, Doctor," Mash said with a nod of her own, and she stepped up to the platform, materialized her shield, and set it down in the center of the array. When she stepped back, Rika stepped forward, set the Saint Quartz down, and then stepped back to the dais and stayed there, fidgeting a little.

"Meuniere?" Da Vinci asked the technician at the console.

"All green," he replied. "We're ready to go whenever she is."

"Very good," said Da Vinci. "Rika? Whenever you're ready."

"Right!" Rika nodded. "Right. Okay. Yeah. Waiting on me." She took a deep breath, then let it out in a huge, gusty sigh. "Waiting on me."

"No pressure," Ritsuka said wryly.

Rika turned halfway around to stick her tongue out at him and blow a raspberry.

"Focus!" Marie barked. "Stop being so childish!"

I half expected Rika to protest and say, "he started it!" but she proved me wrong and instead spun back around. "Right!" she said. "Right, right!"

She sucked in another deep breath, and then threw out one of her hands.

"Heed my words!"

The array flashed and lit up as though waiting. Flickering rainbow lights refracted through the Saint Quartz.

"My will creates your body, and your sword creates my destiny!"

The array lifted up off of the shield and the floor and hung in midair, then slowly began to spin.

"If thou accedes to this will and reason, then answer me!"

Faster and faster, the lights spun, and as a wind began to pick up, whipping outwards as it swirled, a grinding noise echoed throughout the chamber like the whirring of a massive set of gears.

"I hereby swear that I will embody all the good in this world and punish all its evils!"

Faster, and faster, and faster, until the light of the array became a single band of light orbiting the center. The Saint Quartz rattled and wobbled.

"Thou the Seventh Heaven, clad in three great words of power!"

And as the light of the circle flickered from blue to gold and the ring spun so quickly that it seemed to triple, the Saint Quartz at the center fractured, split, and dissolved. A silhouette sprouted up in its place, a shadow cast in three dimensions like a hologram.

"Come forth from the Ring of Deterrence, Guardian of the Heavenly Scales!"

The wind blasted outwards as the light of the ring collapsed inwards towards the shadow, and the shadow itself gained form and color — red cloth, golden armor, pale skin, blonde hair, and a twin to the sword sitting in its place of honor. One hand lifted, fingers splayed, and pressed against her chest above the…rather generous bust that looked as though it could spill out of her top at any moment.

"Saber Class Servant, Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, fifth emperor of Rome!" she proclaimed proudly. "I have come now to grace you with my presence! Mm-mm! You should definitely be —"

"Best Buddy!"

And without waiting for Nero to finish her introduction, Rika threw herself off of the dais and enveloped Nero in a hug.
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It was tempting to call a week off after the fiasco that was the election, but I guess I'm capable of soldiering on, so we're sticking to the schedule.

You might call it the second half of the Christmas chapter.

Weird as it feels, we're already 3 chapters deep into the intermission, which is usually around 10 chapters long, and I originally intended to have this one be a little bit shorter than the previous ones, but it's looking like I won't be able to manage that, just by dint of how much is going to need to get covered and how many promises from here alone that I'm going to need to pay off. I don't think it can be helped.

And then there's the briefing to think about. The American Singularity is going to be such a kick in the teeth for so many of the characters, and it's going to start before the Singularity even begins properly.

For now, though, a bit of a transitional chapter. Some fluff, but not nearly entirely fluff.
Next — Chapter CLXIV: Twelve Days of Christmas
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"Renée's Present" — by Gifted Monster New
With an awkward blush and a stumbled curtsey, learned just for this moment and to give her gift a bit more gravitas than what the contents would ordinarily inspire, Rika gave her gift to Renée. Hastily wrapped in some traced wrapping paper, Rika delicately handed it to the automoton-turned-woman.

"What...is this?" Renée inquired, looking down at the paper.

Emiya had taken an almost twisted delight in making the paper as bright and gaily coloured as possible, as if seeking to prove that whilst Renée might be able to encroach upon the kitchen, he was still a better creator.

"Well...I know you came from the greatest alchemist to ever live, so I thought some fiction from the greatest alchemist I knew of would be interesting..." Rika stated, trailing off awkwardly at the slight, tiny smile that fluttered into existence on Renée's face. Like mist on a hot day, it vanished in moments.

Opening the gift with hands that on a normal human be trembling from the tumult beating inside her, Renee pulled open the ribbon and let it slink to either side of the gift. Letting the paper fall open, a stack of books was revealed.

"Fullmetal Alchemist," Rika explained. "It's a story about a young alchemist looking to make his way in the world."

Renée could only nod dumbly as she stared at the books. Strange and colourful, different to the books she remembered from Jekyll's apartment but something about the pictures drew her attention. A young boy, blonde of hair and yet fitted with a mechanical arm with a suit of armor to his side that overshadowed him yet by posture...appeared deferential almost.

"They're in English because Ritsuka wanted to make sure I learned it, so you shouldn't have any problems understanding it. If you need any help with the language or idioms, just ask!"

Rika shuffled back, blush igniting even hotter at the proud look Ritsuka was giving her and the approving smile on Senpai's face.

Unseen by the others, Jalter had snuck up on Renée and looped an arm around her shoulder. "Oh, these are good ones," she whispered, ignoring the amused tilt to Taylor's mouth. "If you ever want some company when reading them, let me know. I haven't started these yet."

Levelling an arch look at Jeanne D'arc Alter, Renee out of the view of the others...winked.
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Chapter CLXIV: Twelve Days of Christmas New
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Chapter CLXIV: Twelve Days of Christmas

For a moment, Nero froze, eyes wide and confused, and Rika, perhaps sensing something wrong, pulled back.

"Best Buddy?" she asked uncertainly.

"I…" Nero began. "That…that term. Why do I…?"

She grunted suddenly and stumbled back, clutching at her temple with her free hand as her lips pulled back into a snarling grimace and her eyes squeezed shut. Rika stepped back, too, and I could practically see her spirits fall as the reality of the situation sank in.

"Oh no," Mash murmured softly. "Emperor Nero doesn't…"

"It was never a guarantee," Marie said quietly. "The only thing that made it at all possible in the first place was the nature of Singularities themselves, and the fact that it seemed to be only a partial summon or some kind of…incomplete Demi-Servant means that it was a longshot either way."

Rika made a nearly silent distressed sound in her throat. "So she doesn't…?"

"It seems that there is at least some form of sentiment," said Da Vinci, "but what might exist beyond that, I'm afraid only Emperor Nero can tell us."

Rika took a tentative step forward again. "Best Buddy? You in there?"

Nero's eyes snapped open. "That…that term! I know it!" she said. "How do I know it? How do I know you?"

"Don't you remember?" Rika asked, and there was something desperate in her voice. "The baths? The bread? Fighting for my house-husband? Fighting Romulus? Super Action Mom and Queen Booty? Sparty?"

Nero looked around the room like a cornered animal, eyes swiveling back and forth. "I…"

"Rika," said Ritsuka, and when Rika looked back at him over her shoulder, he held out one hand and waggled his fingers. "Ba-la-la-la-la-la-la."

This obviously meant something to Rika, because her eyes went wide and her eyebrows rose up towards her hairline, and she whipped back around.

"Here!" She thrust her hand out, fist closed. "Remember?"

Nero hesitated, brow furrowing until her forehead wrinkled, and then she pulled her hand away from her temple and cautiously and slowly reached out. Gently and uncertainly, she pressed her knuckles against Rika's, and then her face morphed with wonder and surprise. A moment later, it became delight, and her mouth pulled into a broad, familiar grin.

"Mm-mm! Best Buddy!"

"Yes!" Rika shrieked, and this time, when she launched herself at Nero, Nero caught her with a laugh, letting her sword fall from her fingers. "You're back, you're back, you're back! Oh man, I've missed you!"

"Of course I'm back!" Nero proclaimed confidently. "Emperor Nero could never forget such precious friends, not when they helped her save Rome, and especially not her Best Buddy!"

"How did you know that would work?" Marie asked Ritsuka.

"I didn't," he admitted. "But I figured it was worth a shot."

"Ritsuka!" Nero burst out, turning that grin to each of us in turn. "And Mash, and Taylor!"

Her eyes went down to my shirt, and her brow furrowed again as she read the words printed on it. Her smile turned into a thunderous scowl.

"Is that so?" she demanded. "Mm-mm!" She turned to Romani. "Shame on you, Director Romani!" Romani could only blink at her, nonplussed. "And you as well, Lady Da Vinci! And…"

When she came upon Marie, she stopped and scrutinized her, and eventually declared, "I do not know you, but I must assume you are equally as guilty! Mm-mm! Do you not understand the value of your team?"

Marie gaped at her, indignant and stunned into silence. Her mouth moved, but no words made it past her lips.

Rika snorted and broke out into laughter while Ritsuka groaned and dropped his head into his hands. I had to be the one to break it to her and tell her, "Nero, it's a joke."

She stared at me, uncomprehending. "A joke?"

Rika was still laughing too hard to provide context, so it fell on me again.

"I don't know where or when it started," I told Nero, "but some time ago, people started wearing t-shirts like this one that said, 'I did such-and-such and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.' It's just meant to be funny."

"I…hehe…I told Da Vinci-chan she should make one for Senpai," Rika said, still giggling.

"I see," Nero said, nodding, although I wasn't sure she really did.

"I think Director Marie understands exactly how valuable her team is," Ritsuka said. "After all, she's the one who recruited Senpai and made her leader, and Senpai did save her life back in Fuyuki."

Nero's head swiveled, stopping on each person around the room, and her brow furrowed again. "Director Marie? I'm confused. Was not Director Romani the leader of this organization?"

Romani coughed into his fist. "Technically speaking, I was only ever Acting Director while Director Animusphere was, uh, indisposed. Although I was made Vice Director for some reason, so I guess my position didn't change that much."

"And now there is a Director Animusphere?" Nero complained.

"Olga Marie Animusphere!" Marie finally snapped. "Lord of the Clock Tower, and most importantly for you, Director of Chaldea!"

"Emperor Nero," Da Vinci cut in gently, "you should have received an information packet when you were summoned that filled you in on some of what has happened since last you saw the Masters in Rome."

Nero nodded. "Yes! And I see that you have managed to resolve two more of these Singularities! Mm-mm! Without me at your side, at that!"

"A lot of things…happened after Rome," I settled on, understatement of the century as it was. "Not everything went to plan, and we wanted to make sure we got the right person when we summoned you."

"Who else would you have gotten?" Nero asked, confused.

All things considered? Maybe the Whore of Babylon. How it connected to the Nero we knew, I had no idea, but there had been parallels made by earlier historians that could very well have skewed the summoning results.

"There's no way of knowing. We're still not sure why our last summoning went the way it did, so we took all of the precautions we could to make sure we got the right person this time."

Nero's brow furrowed suspiciously. "I suppose that makes sense…"

"More importantly, Best Buddy, you're just in time!" said Rika, grinning broadly. "Dinner will be ready soon, and Emiya is cooking up an absolute feast for Christmas!"

"Christmas?" Nero asked.

Somehow, Rika's grin grew even broader.

Twenty minutes later, as she looked around at all of the decorations strung about the cafeteria and the crowd of people conversing and waiting around for dinner, Nero nodded to herself, "Ah, Christmas! I understand now! Mm-mm! But I confess that you never seemed to me to be a Christian, Rika. My apologies if I offended you during your stay in Rome!"

"Eh," said Rika, awkwardly shifting her shoulders. "It's not…really… I mean, there are Christians in Japan, Best Buddy, but that's not really why most of us celebrate the holiday there. I…don't know if Onii-chan and I even technically belong to any religion?"

"We weren't baptized or anything," Ritsuka confirmed. "And we don't observe any religious holidays, aside from Christmas, I mean."

Nero looked at them curiously. "Then why do you celebrate Christmas?"

"The presents, of course!" Rika proclaimed, and then, almost sheepishly, "Although we…don't really have too many of those, this year."

"You don't?" asked Nero.

"We can't exactly go shopping for presents here, can we?" I pointed out.

Nero scowled and drew herself up to her full — and not very impressive — height. "That simply will not do! Mm-mm! This cannot be a proper celebration if something so essential is missing! We will simply have to —"

"Emperor Nero!" Arash said as he came closer. "It's been a while, but you look just the same as the last time we met!"

"Arash!" Nero beamed. "And you look hale, as well! Oh?" Her eyes homed in on Jackie, who trailed after Arash. "And who is this? You appear to be another Servant, but you must be quite incredible to have become a Heroic Spirit so young!"

"We're Jackie," Jackie answered simply. "Mommy's Servant."

Nero's brow furrowed. "Mommy?"

I held out my hand, and Jackie skipped over with a smile, reaching out to grasp it with her own. Nero appeared only more confused, so I clarified, "We encountered her during the last Singularity as a Stray Servant, the same as Queen Boudica, Spartacus, and Aífe. All she wanted was someone to be her mother, so it was a fairly easy choice to recruit her."

"Mommy is the best," Jackie said with all of the confidence only a girl her age could have.

"I see!" Nero nodded. "I suppose the bond between Master and Servant takes many forms! Mm-mm! It was only unexpected!"

"Hey," Rika said suddenly, "you didn't get the chance to meet everyone else, did you? I mean, you got to see Tii-chan for a few minutes as everything was wrapping up, but everyone else was back here while all of that was going down! And Hot Pops is still here, too!"

"Miss Renée wasn't here at the time either," said Mash.

"Oh man," Rika gushed, "if you thought Emiya's food was great, wait until you get a load of what happens when those two team up!"

"Those two?" Nero asked.

"We've been bringing back Stray Servants after each Singularity whenever they agree to stay on with us," I explained. "In London, we met a homunculus created by a Servant there, Nicolas Flamel, and since she didn't exist in proper history, the only place for her to go was with us." To the twins, I added, "Sam, Jeanne Alter, and Hippolyta weren't around during Septem either."

"Oh," said Mash. "No, they weren't, were they?"

"Sam? Hippolyta? Jeanne Alter?" Nero echoed.

"Servants we met in Okeanos," Ritsuka told her. "They came back with us after we corrected it. Jeanne Alter is the Servant we summoned after we got back from Rome, and she's the reason why we had to wait to summon you, because she wasn't the Servant we were trying to summon, although, in a way, she kind of was, too."

The first part, Nero understood well enough, but the second part only confused her more.

"Father!" Mordred's voice cried, interrupting. "After everything, you decided to show your face here?"

We all whirled about to see her coming towards us fast like an approaching storm, fully decked out in her armor and her sword in her hand, snarl curling on her lips. She only had eyes for Nero.

Nero, sensing the hostility, manifested her sword and brandished it. "Father? Mm-mm! I sired no children, mysterious person, and I certainly don't recognize you!"

This was the wrong thing to say, because it only pissed Mordred off more. "You…! Do you despise me that much that you still refuse to even acknowledge — !"

"Sir Mordred, wait!" Mash urged, placing herself between the two and holding out her hands to placate the furious Mordred. "This isn't King Arthur!"

"Outta the way, Shieldy!" Mordred growled at her. "That…! That…" Her brow furrowed, and over Mash's shoulder, she gave Nero another look, eyes traveling first to that ridiculous sword, then to the sheer, translucent dress, and finally stopping on the generous bust. "You're…not my father."

"I should think not!" Nero agreed.

"This is Emperor Nero," Mash explained, still staying between them, just in case. "We mistook her for King Arthur the first time we saw her, too. Although we can't say how, there…might be some relation, and that's why they look so similar."

Mordred grunted. "Ugh. Damn it. And there I went letting myself get all hot and bothered. Fucking of course." ("Phrasing!" Rika choked out as she held back a giggle. Mordred ignored her.) She sighed and relaxed, letting her sword and armor vanish. "Sorry about that. You kinda look like someone I don't get along with, and I kinda… What's that modern phrase? Hopped the gun?"

"Jumped the gun," I corrected her.

Mordred nodded. "That."

Nero relaxed, too, letting her own sword vanish. "I shall forgive it! Mm-mm! Emperor Nero is as magnanimous as she is generous!"

Mordred huffed a chuckle and grinned. "Definitely not my father. It's fucking spooky, though. You lined 'em up next to each other and put 'em in the same armor and I ain't sure I coulda told the difference."

Wisely, no one mentioned that the same could be said of her, because if Mordred did her hair up the way Arthur did and put on the same clothes, no one would've been able to tell them apart until one of them opened her mouth.

"You know," said Rika thoughtfully, tapping her chin with one finger, "now that you mention it, do you think Jalter kinda looks like that, too?"

My brow furrowed, and in my head, the image popped up, unbidden, of Jeanne Alter dressed in King Arthur's gear. I wouldn't have said so before, just because Jeanne Alter's hair was a little too wild and a bit too wavy near the bottom to match, but if I compared them with Mordred as a sort of midway point, then I really could start seeing similarities to their facial structures. Differences, too, but the shape of the jaw and the set of the eyes were…actually eerily close.

By the disturbed look on Ritsuka's face, he had realized it, too.

We were saved from having to think any more deeply about it by the ringing of a bell, and Emiya's voice called out to the entire cafeteria, "Dinner hours are officially starting! If you're ready to eat, then come and get the first batch while it's hot!"

Nero gasped. "Food! Mm-mm! More importantly, Emiya's food!"

And that was all it took for her and Rika to race towards the front of the line before it could form, leaving the rest of us behind to watch them. My stomach rumbled to let me know that I was hungry, too, and several of the technicians who had decided to take the chance to take a break from their posts and eat were gathering behind those two, just as eager if not just as excitable about it.

I gave Jackie's hand a squeeze and offered her a smile. "Let's get something to eat, too, hm?"

Jackie smiled and nodded, proclaiming, "Mister Emiya makes really good food! We like it!"

More sedately, the rest of us joined the line leading up to the counter where Emiya served Christmas dinner, and even from the back of it, I could smell the rich aroma of the feast he had prepared, easily the equal of what he and Renée had made yesterday. Jackie was a veritable ball of excitement next to me, almost vibrating, but she was better behaved about it than any girl her apparent age had any right to be and didn't complain a single bit about the wait.

That didn't mean she didn't stare intently at our stacked trays when it was finally our turn and Emiya started dishing food up for us. She could have bored a hole through them if she had Mystic Eyes, and judging by the faint look of amusement on Emiya's face, he knew it, too.

Once we were seated and everything was sorted out, Jackie looked tempted to inhale it all as quickly as she could, and it seemed to take every ounce of her self-control to maintain the manners I had instilled in her in London and savor every bite. Even I had to admit that it was cute.

Rika and Nero, on the other hand, didn't appear to have any compunctions about it. They abandoned all pretense of politeness and ate eagerly, as though this was to be the last meal either of them ever had.

It was a good thing we didn't eat quite this richly every day. I didn't think there was an exercise regimen in the world — near godly teacher or no — that would keep Rika from putting on a dozen or two pounds by the end of this.

Around us, people slowly filtered in and out, and eventually, even the other Servants came in to grab a tray of their own, enjoying the chance to taste yet more of Emiya and Renée's cooking. Several of them stopped by long enough to greet Nero, or in some cases, to meet her for the first time, and some of them were stopped by Nero when she recognized them.

"Court Mage!" she called out to El-Melloi II, and he had to stop, a look of exasperated annoyance scrunching up his face.

"We're not in Rome anymore," he told her bluntly, "which means I'm not your court anything anymore, Emperor Nero."

"That doesn't matter!" Nero told him imperiously. "I am Emperor Nero! I am Rome! Where I am, Rome is also!"

"That's not the way that works," he tried, but she wouldn't have it.

"It does! Mm! It works that way because I said it does!"

Rika found this incredibly funny, or at least found some form of schadenfreude in El-Melloi II's frustration, because she laughed all the way through their bickering and was still giggling to herself after El-Melloi II gave up and stalked away with his tray to find the furthest table from ours that he could.

Bellamy, on the other hand, rolled with it a lot more easily.

"Hey!" he said as he approached us. "New Servant, right? Nice to meetcha! Name's Sam, Sam Bellamy."

"It is your honor!" Nero declared, but Bellamy just laughed it off.

"Yeah, I guess it is," he agreed easily. "Emperor Nero, right? I've heard a couple of things about you from Rika and the others, all of them good, don't worry."

Nero nodded. "Naturally! There are only good things to hear about me, after all! Mm-mm!"

Eventually, Marie and Romani came in, but only long enough to grab a tray and a mug of coffee before heading back to work. "We're going over the data from the summoning with Da Vinci," Marie informed us. "If we can figure out what factors made this summoning different from the last one, then they should become more reliable in the future."

"Should, anyway," Romani added. "It's all fine when you're trying to summon King Arthur using her sheath that you excavated from a lake in Cornwall, but when all you have is a shard of the Round Table, it might not be possible to narrow down who shows up or what class they have."

The sour look on Marie's face told me she hated that he was right.

"You guys are working on Christmas, Boss Lady? Doc?" Rika asked, aghast.

"Of course we are!" Marie told her. "Magi have known that gods of all forms exist since the Age of Gods, but mankind isn't dependent on their good will anymore, so why would we bother observing their religious practices? Especially when there's important work that needs doing!"

Because that was the kind of person she was. Marie didn't know how to give anything less than her all to anything she set her mind to, but that made things all the worse when it combined with the toxic mess of her self-esteem. I was going to have to talk to Da Vinci about doing something nice for her — should already have done so, in fact, if not for the aftermath of the bomb Solomon had dropped in our laps a week ago.

"That's what it means to be the Director, Rika," I explained. "You work even while your employees are celebrating."

Rika pouted theatrically, and then declared, "I'll find a way to infect you with the Christmas spirit, Boss Lady, just you watch!"

Like the day before, the dinner party continued long into the night, and although the celebrations never got truly out of hand, that wasn't to say that things didn't get…rowdy, for lack of a better word. Somewhere along the way, harder alcohol got introduced and the eggnog got set aside. An arm-wrestling tournament got set up, if it could really be called a tournament, and Siegfried, Hippolyta, Aífe, Mordred, Jeanne Alter, and even Bellamy wound up taking turns trying to beat each other.

It was, if nothing else, an interesting study in how compatibility could affect the outcome of a battle between Servants. Sam put up a valiant effort, but lost to everyone because his strength was so much lower than theirs, while everyone else was mostly evenly matched in terms of raw strength, but Mordred and Jeanne Alter both lost to Siegfried without much contest, because Siegfried had both attributes of a dragon and was a dragonslayer. The latter gave him an advantage over Mordred, who had dragon attributes she must have inherited from King Arthur, and the former gave him an advantage over Jeanne Alter, whose status as a "dragon witch" increased his own performance.

By the number of expletives that left their mouths, neither of them was either happy or willing to accept defeat gracefully. Polite to a fault, Siegfried offered an apology and a smile every time, but naturally, that only pissed them off even more and made them struggle even harder to beat him.

By the expletives from the crowd that gathered to watch and the money that changed hands, it looked like several people had made bets on the matches, too.

It was good to see everyone in such high spirits, that even in the midst of everything happening and the terrible circumstances, the crew manning our metaphorical ship could still find moments of levity and joy.

It made me wish I'd done better by the Chicago Wards, once upon a time.

As the night drew on, what had started as a dinner feast turned into a proper party, and Rika managed to draw Nero, Bradamante, and even Mordred into singing Christmas carols with a couple of the technicians. I even caught Jackie humming along, bobbing her head to the tunes and smiling, and it was such an innocent, carefree moment that I wisely chose to pretend I didn't notice.

Eventually, real life had to intrude, and the cafeteria started to empty out as the partygoers left the merrymaking behind to return to either their shifts or their beds, because everyone knew that Marie wouldn't accept any excuses for slacking off tomorrow, no matter what today was.

That was when Rika had the brilliant idea of finishing things off with a movie marathon.

"What are you even planning to watch?" Ritsuka asked.

"Christmas movies! Duh!" Rika replied with a roll of her eyes. "What else do you watch on Christmas? I wanna see if I can get any of these hardened badasses with Tiny Tim!"

"Tiny Tim?" Nero asked.

Rika shook her head. "Nuh uh, not telling! You have to watch the movie to see! If I spoil it, then it won't be the same!"

"Originally," Mash explained, "it's from a book called A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens —"

"Shush!" Rika pressed her finger to Mash's lips, and Mash blinked, crossing her eyes to look down at Rika's hand. "You can't just go spoiling a classic like that, Cinnabon! It won't have the same impact!"

El-Melloi II grunted, then looked around at the Servants still gathered and smirked. "Know what? I'll actually agree with Rika, this time. It'll be interesting to see how all of these great warriors respond to movies like that. Make sure to include Frosty," he added.

"Oh man," Rika bemoaned, "I should have made a list!"

And that was how we wound up meandering over to the orientation room — Renée in tow — while Arash made a quick trip down to the library to find a handful of movies for us to spend the rest of the night watching. I thought about taking a pass and just going back to curl up in my own bed with a book, but this was Jackie's first — and even if we fixed all of the Singularities and defeated Solomon, maybe even only — Christmas, and it seemed almost cruel to deprive her of the essential experience I'd had as a child of snuggling up with your family and watching a Christmas movie or two.

We wound up watching It's a Wonderful Life, then, of course, A Christmas Carol, and Frosty the Snowman. Jackie was enthralled the entire time, her eyes glued to the screen as she leaned back in my lap and snacked on caramel flavored popcorn.

Perhaps as I should have expected, none of the Servants got particularly teary-eyed over the sad moments in any of the movies, none of them except Nero, who loudly blew her nose several times throughout the night, but It's a Wonderful Life seemed to hit Renée like a truck. No one else seemed to hear the soft, plaintive whines she let out at several points, not over the audio from the movie itself, and I think the only reason I heard it at all was because she was sitting so close to me.

The tears, however, were going to be harder to ignore, but she didn't seem to be trying particularly hard to hide them.

By the time the credits rolled for Frosty the Snowman, it was well past midnight, and I begged off staying for the next movie — The Santa Clause, because of course Rika would like that one — to take Jackie to bed for the night. Arash helpfully offered to escort us back to my room, and at that point, I didn't have the energy to say no, so he walked back with us.

As she had every night, Jackie snuggled into my arms, mumbled a quiet, "Goodnight, Mommy," and I wasn't sure I hadn't already fallen asleep before I could get out my own, "Goodnight, Jackie."

The next morning, I was awoken suddenly when Marie burst into my room without knocking and announced, "They're gone!"

"What?" I asked her blearily, still half-asleep.

"The twins, Mash, and Emperor Nero," she answered frantically, "they're gone! They're not in the facility!"

That jolted me into wakefulness, and I shot straight up in my bed. "What?"

Marie looked like she had barely woken up herself, such was the state of her hair. "They're gone!" she said for the third time. "There was an unplanned Rayshift in the middle of the night —"

"Unplanned Rayshift?" I demanded.

Had they…? No, no way. No matter how forceful a personality Nero was and no matter how prickly Jeanne Alter could be, no one in the facility right now would threaten violence to get their way, not to their friends and allies.

"Mommy?" Jackie murmured.

My head whirled around towards her. "Go back to sleep, Jackie," I told her as gently as I could. "I just have to take care of something real quick, and then I'll be back."

"Mm…"

Carefully, I extracted myself from the blankets and out from under Jackie, and when I climbed out of bed, I met Marie's eyes and jerked my head towards the door. It was only once the door was closed behind us and we were several yards down the hall that I stopped and turned to her again. "Unplanned Rayshift?"

She nodded jerkily.

"It was logged in my terminal this morning," she revealed, rushing through the explanation as though she needed to get it all out in one breath. "Last night, at 4:15 am, Ritsuka, Rika, Mash, and Emperor Nero performed an unscheduled Rayshift into the London Singularity. No note, no permission, and no reason stated, just that they went!"

"That's…"

Reckless, I wanted to say, except that Nero had a whole skill in her kit dedicated entirely to, 'I can do whatever I want because I'm emperor!' I couldn't even say it would be entirely out of character for her either.

"Is one of the Grails missing?" was the next thing I asked.

But Marie shook her head. "That's the first thing I checked! All of the Grails recovered from the Singularities are accounted for, and nothing else seems to be missing — although, of course, I haven't had the chance to check everything, so there's no telling if they took anything else!"

She looked five seconds away from a freakout, so I set my hands on her shoulders and told her, "Breathe, Marie."

She did, taking large, gulping breaths until I could visibly see her start to calm down. I made sure to keep my voice steady and even when I asked, "Romani?"

"Still asleep," she answered. A flicker of annoyance crossed her face and her lips pulled into a short, tight scowl. "I sent him a message as soon as I found out, but he hasn't responded."

Considering my clock had said it was only about 7:30, that was probably to be expected. He didn't tend to be up before nine on most days, and ten was more common.

"Da Vinci?" I asked next, because that was the last person who could have set any of this in motion without further help.

Marie's brow furrowed, and she admitted, "I…hadn't gotten around to asking her yet." She stuck her thumbnail in her mouth, chewing on it with her front teeth. "But why would she possibly…?"

"Only one way to find out, right?"

"Yes," said Marie, her voice tightly controlled.

But Da Vinci turned out to not be in her workshop when we got down there, so we had to go looking in the Command Room next, and it was lucky that she turned out to be there, because we would have had to start pestering her with messages if she wasn't. When the door to the room whooshed open, she turned from the Director's console and greeted us with a smile.

"Taylor," she said, "Director Animusphere, good morning, and I suppose a good Boxing Day, if you happen to celebrate it."

Oh, fuck me, don't tell me…

"Did you authorize an unscheduled Rayshift last night?" Marie gritted out immediately.

Da Vinci laughed awkwardly. "Ah, yes, I suppose I should have remembered that all such records are automatically forwarded to the terminal in your office, Director, especially since I'm the one who programmed that system in the first place. An oversight on my part."

Marie looked like she wanted to reach out and strangle her, and it was only by taking in a deep, calming breath that she managed not to growl when she said, "So you did, then. You're the one who let them Rayshift in the middle of the night for no reason whatsoever —"

"Not for no reason," said Da Vinci, holding up a finger. "You see, the four of them came down to my workshop last night…oh, I want to say it was around three o'clock? Mash, of course, seemed much aggrieved about the whole situation, and Ritsuka appeared reluctant to engage in any shenanigans without permission, but Rika and Emperor Nero were quite adamant that it was something which needed to be handled with all due haste, and, well, I didn't see any harm in giving them a little…hand, if you will."

Later, I blamed the fact that I was woken up so suddenly and unexpectedly for the fact that I didn't put the dots together until just then, but when I did, I couldn't help but to let out a sigh.

"You sent them Christmas shopping, didn't you?"

Because of course she did.

"What?" Marie demanded flatly.

"Yes, yes, exactly," said Da Vinci, nodding with a smile. "Another oversight, I think, that it didn't occur to any of us that we should have done so sooner, but then, our dear friend gave us quite a bit to think about, didn't he? I thought it only appropriate that they should be allowed to rectify that, as an apology for allowing myself to forget it as well."

"Without," Marie ground out, "asking me?"

"Better to ask forgiveness than permission," Da Vinci replied liltingly.

"That's not…!" Marie clenched her jaw shut and squeezed her eyes closed, and I could practically hear her counting backwards from ten in her head.

"In all seriousness, Director," Da Vinci went on, "I thought you deserved your sleep and there was no need to bother you with this. I'm sorry I didn't get your permission first, but Rika and Nero seemed determined enough that I thought their next stop would be your room if I told them no. My apologies if I overreached my own position."

"The UN is who we're going to have to answer to," Marie said. "Frivolous Rayshifts… I'm the one who will have to answer for them!"

"I think they're going to have bigger concerns than whether or not we stayed strictly on budget," I told her. "And it's important to maintain morale. Isn't that why you let us have that beach vacation after Okeanos?"

"That's…!" different, I could tell she wanted to say, but it died in her mouth and transformed into a sigh. She pinched the bridge of her nose as though to stave off a migraine. Of Da Vinci, she asked, "When exactly are they expected to return?"

"Not too long, not too long," said Da Vinci. "In fact, I'm expecting to hear from them sometime within the next hour or so. Likely sooner — they've already been gone longer than three, after all."

She let the words hang for a moment, as though waiting, like she was expecting the console to suddenly chime and let her know the others were on their way back. When, several long seconds later, no such thing happened, she let out an awkward chuckle.

"Aha-ha… Of course, no need for the two of you to stick around and wait," she said. "You may as well go about your day as normal — I'm certain a good breakfast would not go amiss, would it? No need to deprive yourselves! I can handle bringing Rika, Nero, and the others back without your assistance."

You just want Marie to have a chance to cool down first, I thought wryly, although I was tempted to agree with Marie that this shouldn't have been done without her permission, or failing that, without Romani's. It was just that Romani likely would have agreed to let them go, too, and even if she didn't want to admit it, Marie would eventually have let herself be convinced, as well.

I should probably have a talk with Rika when they got back…but there was no way Marie was going to let them go without giving them a dressing down, so I could just be there afterwards to give them that 'I'm disappointed' stare Mom had used on me and Emma when we were kids.

"You're right, Da Vinci," I said, "we'll go do that."

"What?" Marie hissed at me.

I leaned in, placing a gentle hand on her wrist, and murmured to her, "There's nothing for us to do right now, not unless you have a way of punishing Da Vinci that would actually work."

She grimaced, squeezing her eyes shut again. Yeah. It wasn't like we had any Command Spells to use or pay to dock, and frankly, Da Vinci's work was so integral to the continued functioning of the facility that we couldn't exactly put more limits on her resources either. The only currency we had with her was mutual respect.

If she was just a little bit more whimsical, that might actually have been scary.

"Fine." Marie glared at Da Vinci. "But next time, ask permission! I don't care if you have to wake me up for it, I shouldn't be finding out about this sort of thing from the logs in my office console!"

"Of course, Director, of course," Da Vinci promised.

Marie huffed, and then let me pull her gently out of the room. The instant the door whooshed shut behind us, she cursed, "Damn it! After everything that's happened, don't they understand how important it is to make sure…!"

"Come on," I told her quietly. "Let's go get some breakfast. You'll feel better after some food and coffee."

For several long seconds, she didn't move, and then she whispered, "I just…"

Her hands trembled. I carefully wrapped one of mine around one of hers. "I know. But the twins aren't Lev. They're just a couple of teenagers. Teenagers do dumb stuff, sometimes."

"The fate of the world —"

"— is a heavy thing," I cut across her softly. "Yell at them about it later, if you want, but I meant what I said about maintaining morale. We can't all stay cooped up here for the next year without some way of releasing the pressure."

She didn't have an immediate reply to that, so I pulled away. "Come on. Breakfast first. You can be angry at the twins later, if you still feel like it."

Marie heaved out a heavy sigh, and she didn't fight me as I gently led her along. By the time the cafeteria was within sight, her mood seemed to have improved, and she seemed mostly back to normal, or at least enough that none of that fragility and worry was visible on her face or in her posture.

I took that as a good sign that what I'd said had gotten through to her. I think she needed this as much as the twins did, and I was going to have to see about picking something up for her while we were scoping out Jekyll's apartment for the renovations to Renée's room.

Once we reached the cafeteria door, I turned to her and said, "I'm going to go and get properly dressed, then I'll come right back."

She looked me up and down, taking in the shorts and oversized t-shirt I wore as pajamas, and her lips thinned as she nodded. "Good idea. It may be a lost cause with those technicians in the Command Room, but that's no excuse not to be presentable."

Considering she was the one who dragged me out of bed like the world was ending? I decided not to say anything about it, though, and just left her there to return to my room. I hadn't even had a chance to put my shoes on, and now that I wasn't hurrying out to find out what had happened, I was suffering for it on the cold tiles.

If I hurried to get back to my room as quickly as I could, well, there wasn't anyone wandering the halls to see me, so no one could chastise me for it.

When I got back to my room, it was tempting to just climb back into bed and snuggle back up with Jackie, but Marie had only woken me up about half an hour early, so I gave it up and just turned off my alarm, then reached over and shook Jackie awake.

"Time to get up, Jackie."

She stirred, rolling over and turning her head so she could see me, and she offered me her usual smile. "Good morning, Mommy. Was something wrong?"

Almost against my will, I gave her a smile back. "Good morning, Jackie. A couple of troublemakers decided to sneak out last night, that's all. The Director was angry because no one asked her permission."

"Are they in trouble?"

A short laugh huffed out of my nostrils. "Yes, I think they will be."

As Jackie pulled herself out of bed, I shucked off my pajamas and slipped into a t-shirt and a pair of jeans — not the shirt Da Vinci had delivered yesterday, because that would send entirely the wrong message. I was going to have to move my usual routine into the afternoon to account for the disruption, but that wasn't a big deal, so I didn't give it any more thought than that.

Jackie, of course, just needed to pull my shirt up and over her head and manifest her usual gear. Being a Servant really did have its own conveniences like that.

I made sure to grab my communicator before we left, then took Jackie to the cafeteria for breakfast. By now, the decorations had all been taken down or dismissed, and when we stepped in through the automatic door, what greeted us was the bare cafeteria. No more popcorn on strings, no more festive tablecloths, no more lights hanging above the counter where Emiya served the food.

Marie, of course, was already sitting down and nursing a cup of coffee, her breakfast half-eaten, because her mood hadn't improved much. With the counter clear, however, that meant that Jackie and I could go up and get food right away, and Emiya was already preparing another double-stacked tray as we approached.

"The Director seems to be in a bit of a mood this morning," he commented.

"You hadn't heard?" I replied. "Your Master and Nero decided to drag her brother and Mash into some last minute Christmas shopping. In London. At four in the morning."

Emiya winced. "Ah. And let me guess: no one asked Director Animusphere for permission before they went gallivanting off into a Rayshift."

"She didn't find out until she checked the logs on her console this morning."

He sighed. "Well. I suppose I'll be in the market for a new Master soon. Could I ask you to pick up another Archer's contract?"

"I think one is more than enough for me."

He chuckled. "How heartless! Am I that expendable now that there's another chef in this kitchen?"

"I wonder."

Renée paid us a glance, but nothing more than that before she went back to cooking. Emiya finished dishing me up and sent me on my way with his usual, "Enjoy."

I had barely sat down and portioned out my plate from Jackie's when both my and Marie's communicator's chimed, notifying us of a message from Da Vinci. It read simply:

They're back and heading your way!

That was all the warning we had. Less than ten seconds later, the door whooshed open to admit Nero, dressed in —

"Just what do you think you're wearing?" Marie sputtered, rising from her seat.

— a Santa Claus outfit, complete with a green ribbon tied in a bow at the collar. From the knot of the ribbon hung a sprig of mistletoe and a brassy bell that jingled as she walked.

She ignored Marie completely. "Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas! Santa Nero has come to deliver presents!"

When she stepped aside, gesturing behind her, Rika, Ritsuka, and Mash all came in, dressed in similarly themed Christmas wear, only they were designed to look like elves. They carried boxes in their arms, some of them wrapped up, some of them little more than cardboard that had been hastily taped shut and had names scribbled across the front.

They all looked utterly exhausted, although Rika still managed to have some pep in her step and cheer in her smile.

"It's not Christmas anymore!" Marie insisted, slapping her hands against the table. Her silverware clattered on her tray.

"I am emperor and I say it is! Mm-mm!" Nero said stubbornly. "The festive spirit of Christmas must continue on, for I arrived too late to properly enjoy it!"

"You…!"

I laid a gentle hand over one of Marie's, and when she whirled around to face me, I calmly said, "I think — just this once — we can allow it. On the understanding, of course," and I slid a look Rika's way, "that everyone asks for permission first, before trying something like this again."

"R-right!" Rika laughed nervously. "Totally! For sure! W-we'll definitely ask Boss Lady next time we want to do something like this! Promise! Pinky swear!"

I could practically hear Marie's teeth grinding together, but she did subside. "As long as we have that understanding." Her eyes flashed, and she pinned Rika with a glare this time. "But if it happens again, I won't be anywhere near so lenient!"

"G-got it!" Rika squeaked.

"You said something about presents?" I asked mildly.

"Y-yes!" Mash piped up, and she looked over the boxes in her arms, struggling to try and read the names scribbled on them around their bulk. "U-um, we couldn't get something for everyone, but we did manage to find a few things. I-I'm not sure whose we should give first, though…"

"Maybe Renée's?" Ritsuka suggested. He struggled against a yawn for a moment, then lost, before continuing. "I think hers was the most important present we picked up."

"An excellent idea, Elf Ritsuka!" Nero declared. "Mm-mm! Renée Flamel, come forward! Santa Nero has a present to deliver to you!"

There was a moment of awkward silence, and then the door to the kitchen opened and Renée walked out. Emiya's ridiculous aprons had apparently infected her, because on the front of her apron was a cartoonish depiction of an electric mixer with smoking prongs. Beneath it, there was the line, "This kitchen ain't big enough for the both of us!"

Because of course he had given her something like that.

"A present?" Renée asked.

Nero nodded. "Yes!"

She turned about and reached for the box that looked like it had been most haphazardly prepared, little more than a simple cardboard thing with "To: Renée, From: Santa Nero," scrawled messily in sharpie on the side. With incongruent care, she lifted it out of Ritsuka's arms, slowly turned back around, and presented it to Renée.

"Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-ho!"

Renée accepted the box gingerly, and for a moment, stood there, confused. After a few seconds, she asked, "What…am I meant to do with this?"

"Open it!" Rika told her. "Careful, though, it's fragile!"

So Renée carefully set the box down upon the nearest table, examined it for a second, and then ran a fingernail across the tape holding the box closed. I couldn't have been the only one whose eyebrows rose when it proved sharp enough to cut through the tape as though it was a finely honed blade.

I guess when Flamel said he'd given her all of his alchemical knowledge, he really had given her all of it.

Slowly and cautiously, Renée peeled back the box's flaps, and then the wads of tissue paper that had been stuffed in on top, and when she finally saw what was inside of the box, she gasped.

"This is…"

As though lifting the most delicate of glass, she pulled from the box a simple china teacup, rimmed in gold and decorated with floral patterns.

Hold on a second. Weren't those…?

"Everything else was corrected once the Singularity was resolved," said Rika, completely serious and gentle, "but when we went back to Doc Jekyll's apartment, everything that was there before we showed up was still there. Abe didn't leave anything behind except you, but we figured, if there was one thing there that would mean the most to you, it was that tea set."

Renée's fingers curled around the cup, and when she looked back up at Rika, the first open, honest smile I had yet seen graced her face. A pair of lone tears fell from her eyes and down her cheeks.

"Thank you," she said, voice trembling. "It's wonderful."
— o.0.O.O.0.o —​
The last of the Christmas chapters, I swear!

I just couldn't escape it. It might have been nice to be able to fit all of this into a single chapter, but it would have meant cutting a lot of really good moments. Like the one Taylor and Olga share this chapter, or the bit at the end.

Next chapter is... Look, there's too many holidays bundled up within a week-long period. But you can have some more fluff, and then more meat, and we'll work our way through to the more plot-heavy bits in good time.

Also, I claim no credit for that Santa Nero design. I found it on the interwebs and thought it suited her.

This one wound up a bit on the longer end, so I hope you enjoy.
Next — Chapter CLXV: Auld Lang Syne
"Marie's going to throw a fit."
 
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