Harry And The Shipgirls: Prisoner of Shipping (A HP/KanColle Snippet Collection)

There was a look of bemusement on Hanna's face as she looked over Harry, or rather, "Heather", as she chatted with an extremely amused Natsumi. Yes, she had seen pictures of Harry when he cross-dressed, and even video of him having done so. In fact, she had been somewhat amused by said videos and pictures. But seeing it in real life right there in front of her was… actually different.

Really different from when she had seen him in such medium as a matter of fact.

Watching as he smiled, Hanna felt her cheeks heat up as her eyes glanced down at his legs, shown due to wearing a skirt. Part of her could not help but think that she should have felt off by how he looked, even if she did have feelings for him. Yet, for some odd reason… those feelings were still there. For a brief moment, the Heavy Cruiser closed her eyes and imagined her kissing Harry in such a state, and her flush grew even more.

Partially, it was due to the fact that her imaginary self was kissing Harry. But also due to the fact that, somehow, him looking like a girl didn't bother her at all. As if it didn't matter if the wizard was male or female, just that it was them. That was all that mattered somehow, that it was him and not the gender. A fact that made her wonder a little at the changes since becoming a shipgirl, alongside others like how she was not really bothered much by being in a "Fleet".

Opening her eyes, the German Cruiser took a deep breath before releasing it as she softly smiled some, 'Guess that I'll have something to think about later… though Harry does look good right now. Mein Gott im Himmel, does he ever…'

Meanwhile, Natsumi finished her examination of Harry with a hum and a twinkle in her eye, 'Harry-Chan really does pull off the look, doesn't he?"

Hum escaping her, Tamamo gave her a mental nod, '{Indeed, Child, Our Harry most certainly does, as you say, pull off the look.}' A chuckle then escaped her as she shook her head a little bit, '{Though I wonder how much of that is because physically he can pull it off, or if it is because of how he is.}'

Blinking at that, the younger of the two Kitsune frowned a little, 'What do you mean by that, Tamamo?'

Chuckles coming from her, Tamamo gave her a slight smile and a mental gesture, as if waving an imaginary hand at Harry, '{Our Harry is extremely comfortable in his own skin, to the point that such does not bother him. He doesn't need to prove his masculinity to anyone, let alone himself. Thus, when he dresses as a girl, it doesn't bother him the slightest as it might some others. Even a few professional actors that I knew of, whom had spent most of their lives playing as females, had issues when doing so which Our Harry does not. Which is impressive and speaks well of him.}'

Very slowly, Natsumi nodded at that with a small smile on her face, 'True…' Shaking off a few images that entered her head regarding "Heather Potter", and ignoring the snickers from Tamamo as well as other commentary from said vixen, she walked up and gave Harry a hug, "Looking good, Harry-Chan."

Winking at her, Harry grinned back, "Thanks, though a girl must always look good~"

Lips twitching, the Kitsune returned the grin, "True…" Kissing him, she hummed before pulling back and licking her lips, "Mmm… cherry, very nice choice."

A light blush on his face, Harry scratched one cheek and chuckled weakly, "Um, thanks…" Then, he closed his eyes and stretched, not noticing how the others' eyes went directly to him as he arched his back some with a sigh. Moments later, when he opened his eyes, the fourteen-year-old boy blinked some at the blushes at met him before shrugging them off. Instead, Harry grinned some as he motioned for them to follow, "Anyways… we should probably get going since Melissia and Argalia are both waiting for us."

That got him nods as the others followed out of the bedroom and down the stairs. Reaching the bottom, they spotted the two pink-haired weapon spirits practically bouncing around before they spotted him, "Master!"

Melissia then gained a considering look as she looked at Harry coming down the stairs and hummed, "Very nice, Master. Our First Master would definitely be proud."

Even as Argalia nodded and agreed, Sumiko did a double-take and felt her eyebrows shoot up towards her hairline at the sight of the teen she was guarding crossdressed as a girl, '… I thought that they were kidding, but this…' Head tilting to the side, she hummed a little in thought, 'Not bad, though I can see some areas for improvement. But for someone who has not been properly trained, it is very good.'

For his part, Harry tilted his head to the side as he examined the two weapons of Astolfo in front of him in thought.

Both of them, like him, were dressed in old Hogwarts girl uniforms that he had found and, with a little bit of magic and sewing experience, managed to make fit the two of them well and modified them slightly. Glancing between them, Harry hummed as he rubbed his chin in thought. For most people, it would be impossible for them to be told apart. But then, Harry wasn't most people and so smiled as he nodded and towards one of them, "Good morning, Argalia." Seeing them blink, he smirked and turned to the other and nodded, "And a good morning to you as well, Melissia."

It went without saying that both weapon spirits blinked for a few moments before smiling back and returning the good morning. Of course, then Argalia cupped his chin in thought, "How could you tell, Master?"

With a small shrug, Harry smiled and shook his head, "There's a few tells that I caught. Besides which… considering that I crossplay? I know what to look for." That got him nods before he smiled some and clapped his hands, "So! Ready for a fun day~?"

Grins widening, the two pink-haired weapons nodded before Melissia punched her fist into the air, "Alright! Let's go for adventure!"

Now added to the group, they began walking towards the door when it opened to reveal Cathy there. For a few moments, the blonde-haired sword spirit blinked before smiling and bowing slightly, "Good morning, Master."

She then greeted the others including Astolfo's weapons, who replied with their usual exuberance. Eyebrow raising, Harry glanced between them, "You know them, Cathy?"

Lightly chuckling, Cathy nodded with a smile, "Well, not until last night, Master. They are interesting and I can tell that they will be of great help."

Massive grins on their faces, the twins hugged the somewhat flustered French sword spirit, "Thanks, Cathy!"

Pulling back, Argalia gave a wave as they headed out, "See you later!"

Bemused look on her face as she nodded, Cathy shook her head and made her way over to the Map, which was her duty to watch over for the day. Sitting down, she hummed a little as she glanced back at the door and chuckled, "I never would have thought that Master would make such a good girl when dressed up."

Her lips twitching, Sumiko chuckled as well, "Well, he does pull it off well, I will admit." Getting up, the Kitsune made her way over towards the door, only to pause at the sigh from Cathy, "… Is something wrong?"

With a blink, the French sword spirit looked up, "Hmm?" Seeing the question in the Kunoichi's eyes, she shook her head a little, "Ah, just thinking how disappointed that Carnwennan and the others are that Melissia and Argalia are both girls, that is all. They have commented on the lack of boys in the armory after all."

Opening her mouth, Sumiko was about to comment that Argalia was a boy when she paused. Slowly, she shut her mouth and a grin appeared on her lips, "Hmm… very true… Well, I hope that you have a good day, Catherine-San, I shall go and watch over Harry-San and the others…" Internally, the Kitsune snickered, 'It should be amusing… as will when you find out the truth about those two…'

Meanwhile, Brigita just blinked a little in confusion, 'Wonder why Solids make deal of such things… Or why some look like other gender.'

Down in the Great Hall, Ehren sighed some as she sat down at the Hufflepuff table. Looking at her, Laura glanced at Fleur who frowned slightly, "So, Harry wasn't there for your run today?"

Shoulders slumping a little bit more, the dagger shook her head, "Nein, he was not."

Just taking a deep breath, Fleur released a small sigh, "I shall speak to 'Arry later, Ehren. After all, I fear that iz my fault as to why he might not have zhown."

However, she blinked some as she heard Susan muttering as she looked around, "Did you really need to say that you could make a better boy than he could a girl…?"

It went without saying that the Beauxbatons Champion had been confused at similar words from other Hogwarts students. Which did make her wonder just a touch why they seemed at first horrified at what she had said to Harry followed by being dismayed and then simply resigned. However, Fleur just shook her head some even as she promised to check up on Harry, after all he was a friend of Ehren, even if he didn't understand girls.

Turning away from where Eleanor was softly talking with Ehren, Fleur looked towards the doors to the Great Hall thanks to movement and blinked as a Hogwarts student walked in. Part of her was puzzled as the girl was obviously a student that she had never met before. Yet, she was also someone that apparently some of the other students of Hogwarts did, if their double takes and sighs said anything, 'I wonder why they're acting like that…?'

Close to the entrance, Krum blinked a little and turned towards the girl and nodded with a slight bow, "Good morning."

Smile on her face, the girl nodded a little back, "Dobroye utro." She then continued in very good Russian that made eyebrows of some of those in Durmstrang shoot up, "I hope that you are enjoying this fine morning."

Not noticing the narrowed gaze of Sveltana, Krum chuckled some, "Da, I am enjoying it." Placing a hand on his chest, he smiled a little, "I am Victor Krum."

Giggling softly with a slight blush, the girl smiled, "And I am Heather Evans." She then gave a curtsy, "Pleased to meet you, Mister Krum."

Various other wizards from Durmstrang greeted the pretty witch as well. From the corner of her eye, "Heather" noted that Sveltana's eyes widened in realization before the lit cigarette dropped from her hanging open mouth. Then, the Russian witch's grin widened and she snickered some before looking at a Hungarian witch next to her, "Ah, you are very well mannered,"

Lips curling into a smile, Heather hummed a little, "Thank you very much…"

Eyebrow raising, Sveltlana hummed a little as she lit a new cigarette, "Sveltlana, Miss Heather." There was a gleam in her eye as she continued to watch the "Witch" chat with the wizards there, some of whom were hitting on Heather, 'I wonder how they're going to react to the truth…'

Of course, she started coughing at a certain Hungarian commenting within earshot of Pansy that at least some witches at Hogwarts were both good looking and had very good manners that were possibly the equal of her own, unlike some, especially with the pure venomous look said Slytherin shot both the Hungarian and "Heather".

Granted, that was when there was a shout and Heather turned as two pink-haired girls came up, "Melissia, Argalia! Sorry for getting ahead of you." Now, various Hogwarts students blinked and looked at the twins as they had not expected this. Meanwhile, Heather rubbed the back of her neck, "Sorry about that. These are my cousins named Argalia and Melissia, they go to Castle Anthrax."

Almost no one noticed a certain Light Cruiser pause as she came in and give a look to the three "Witches" before sighing and walking off. For his part, Krum frowned as he tried to place the name, "… Castle Anthrax?"

Grin on their face, Argalia nodded, "It's a small school for witches. Our parents didn't want us going to Hogwarts due to, you know… boys and girls mixing." Winking, they stuck their thumb and forefinger out, "Thankfully, Cuz here lets us show up here now that we're old enough we can come and visit on our own."

Various nods met that and, after another minute or two during which Heather was flirted with, they made their way over to the Hufflepuff table and sat down, Heather smiling at Ehren and her friends, "Is it okay if we sit down here?"

Just blinking some, Ehren looked at the redhead and frowned even as she nodded, 'There is something about her… something familiar…'

Bright smile on her face, the redheaded witch gestured for her "Cousins" to come and sit down. Heather then turned back to Ehren and frowned a little, "I hope that you don't mind much, but… is there something wrong?" At the look, Heather waved her hands some, "It is just that you look somewhat down. Homesick?"

Part of Ehren was somewhat confused as to why various older members of her House were looking at Heather and shaking their heads with groans and sighs… including a number of boys laying their heads on the table, 'I wonder why…?'

Right as she was about to say something, Emma spoke up, "That's because she's been down in the dumps for a few days. And not helping is how Harry Potter seems to be avoiding her."

Eyes wide at that, Heather blinked in astonishment, "Wait, Harry Potter is avoiding her?" Frown tugging at her lips, she furrowed her eyebrows, "That… doesn't sound right. I mean, he's a nice guy…" A giggle came from her and the witch shook her head, "And his puns are the best."

As Heather placed some food on her plate, Fleur sighed some, "Zat may be my fault." At the look, the Veela continued, "'E was, how do you say, trying to badger her-" Hearing giggles, she blinked, "I do not zee what iz zo funny…?"

Lips twitching behind her hands, the witch that had sat down had her green eyes twinkle, "Um, sorry, it is just…" She then gestured at Ehren, "She's a Hufflepuff and her House mascot is a badger. And you said that Harry was badgering her… It is pretty funny."

For the most brief of moments, there was a twitch of Ehren's lips before it was gone and she was nodding, "Ja, and, well… some words were said. And I think that he might be avoiding me." Movement at the entry to the Great Hall made her blink at the sight of Natsumi chatting with Regina and others, but no sign of Harry, 'Did something happen…?'

Rubbing her chin, Heather hummed a little bit, "Hmm… still does not sound like Harry. What sort of things?"

With a glance towards the Gryffindor table, the Veela shrugged a little bit, "I… Zaid that 'E did not know how girls think. Because 'E is a boy, you zee."

Her eyebrow raising, Heather frowned at that, "Um… Fleur? You do realize how he grew up, right?" Seeing the blink, she continued, "Harry grew up in a household where he was the only boy. With a Mum, a little sister, and a big sister. Not to mention how he thinks of the various other shipgirls as his big sisters and aunts, the dozens of them."

It went without saying that Fleur's eyebrows shot right up into her hairline at that as she had not expected to be told that, "I see…" From there, the topic meandered a little, but generally the various girls there had no real issue with Heather. Though they did wonder at the looks being sent towards the Hogwarts witch. Giving the girl a once over, Fleur frowned a little, 'Is it because of her looks? Because she is not one who needs the Allure to attract the eye…'

Ehren, meanwhile, was also sometimes giving the girl glances as well. Not just because of how she looked, though she had to admit that Heather was beautiful. But there was a sort of poise around her as she ate with manners that the German bet would impress even her mother. Each movement showing refinement, even as she continued to talk. Internally, a sigh escaped her, 'She would make for a far better wife for Draco than I…'

Of course, when she glanced at the two exuberant pink-haired girls, the dagger spirit had to fight off a ghost of a smile.

Time passed before, suddenly, Heather stood up with a slight bow, "I'm sorry, but I need to be heading to class."

Simply nodding, Ehren gave her a slight bow, "Ja, and thank you for joining us, Heather."

Only tilting her head some, the redhead nodded some as her and the two pink-haired girls began walking towards the doors, only to be intercepted by Natsumi. The disguised Kitsune looked around and whispered something that seemed to surprise Heather, before she grinned and nodded, which made the other girl also grin. A quick whisper with Akizuki had the Destroyer nod and bring out her phone to record as Natsumi tapped her own phone… right before music began to come out.

Frown on her face, one of the muggleborn Hufflepuffs blinked, "Wait, that sounds like-"

Right then, Natsumi began to sing as she brought herself close to Heather, the other girl sliding her arms around the disguised Kitsune, "This was never the way I planned, not my intention… I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion…" She placed her hand on Heather's collar bone and slowly trailed it down with a hooded look, "It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on. I'm curious for you, caught my attention…"

Meanwhile, at the Hufflepuff table, Ehren began to go red as she watched the scene play out in front of her and the three schools. As she glanced at Fleur and those around her, she noted they were also going red and some jaws were dropping… and some boys were muttering to themselves. However, most of her attention was on Heather and Natsumi as the two pulled each other close, faces brushing against each other and lips nearly touching as the Japanese girl sang…

Which was when Heather sang some as she looked at the other girl and licked her lips as she glanced at the rest of the frozen students, "Us girls are so magical…" One hand slid up Natsumi's leg towards her skirt as she grinned a little, bringing her lips close to the disguised Kitsune's neck as said girl craned her head back, "Soft skin, red lips, so kissable…" As Natsumi brought her lips back down, they almost kissed even as the "Witch" continued to stroke the other girl's leg which wrapped around her, "Hard to resist, so touchable. Too good to deny it. " Wicked grin on her face and eyes hooded, Heather looked at the other students as she finished her part, "It's no big deal, it's innocent~"

Finally, they reached the last bit and kissed gently in front of the school before pulling back.

Slumping a little, Ehren rapidly blinked in shock as did the other First Years. They were completely and utterly stunned at what they had just seen and all of them blushing and flustered. From the glance at Fleur, the dagger understood that the part-Veela was feeling much the same. At the same time, Ehren could not help but wonder how Harry would react and why Natsumi was kissing Heather…

Said mind promptly crashed as Professor Sprout walked up and gave the two "Girls" a raised eyebrow, "Mister Potter, please keep from such public displays of affection…" She then smirked a little, "Though most impressive bit with the song, so have three points to Gryffindor."

There were a few beats of silence before Kamilla shot to her feet and pointed a shaking finger at "Heather", now revealed to be Harry, "W-What!? THAT'S HARRY POTTER!?"

Grin on his face, Harry winked, "Hai, hai, Harry-Chan, Little Brother of the Fleet, Desu~" Everyone swore that his clothes turned orange for a second or two before going back to normal. Grasping his skirt, Harry swished it around some, "And you know what they say…" Leaning forward, he continued with a wink and snapping his fingers, people swearing a star flew from the corner of his eye, "No girl can be naturally this cute~"

Very slowly, Ehren blinked while, beside her, Laura had a look of utter disbelief as the unawakened Natural Born stuttered, "I… you mean that… Heather is… and Harry is… that…"

Part of her dagger friend could not help but agree, but the rest was frozen in complete and utter stunned disbelief. And just as she was managing to reboot, her thoughts crashed again as Melissia gave a nod to Sprout asking if they were enjoying their stay in Hogwarts so far, "Oh yeah! My brother Argalia and myself are both enjoying it since Harry is showing us around. He's a lot of fun!" Then, she paused and shrugged, "Oh, and I'm an actual girl if you were wondering."

Bemusement on her face, Sprout only hummed a little, "I see, well that is good to know."

At Ehren's side, Fleur stared in befuddlement and some horror, "Zat was… 'Arry Potter, the whole time. B-but I thought…"

From where she was seated, Susan gave her a look, "That it was a girl?" When the French woman nodded, she sighed, "We warned you… God… this is going to be like last year."

Just nodding, Hannah frowned some before sighing, "Hopefully he won't do it for a full week this year. That was bad enough… and he makes all us girls look bad."

If one was close enough, they might have heard the sound of a tank crashing through a wall coming from Ehren's ears before the dagger slowly laid her head down on the table, especially as she remembered how she considered Harry to be a good candidate for a wife for Draco

Not to mention that she hoped no one ever found out said thoughts…
 
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With a blink, the French sword spirit looked up, "Hmm?" Seeing the question in the Kunoichi's eyes, she shook her head a little, "Ah, just thinking how disappointed that Carnwennan and the others are that Melissia and Argalia are both girls, that is all. They have commented on the lack of boys in the armory after all."

Opening her mouth, Sumiko was about to comment that Argalia was a boy when she paused. Slowly, she shut her mouth and a grin appeared on her lips, "Hmm… very true… Well, I hope that you have a good day, Catherine-San, I shall go and watch over Harry-San and the others…" Internally, the Kitsune snickered, 'It should be amusing… as will when you find out the truth about those two…'

And here's the setup for later~ :rofl:

If one was close enough, they might have heard the sound of a tank crashing through a wall coming from Ehren's ears before the dagger slowly laid her head down on the table, especially as she remembered how she considered Harry to be a good candidate for a wife for Draco

Odds are, a certain prussian dagger's imagination is going to flare up and bring it back up again at ~2am or so.

"DAMMIT I shouldn't have read some of aunt Akutoku's stuff!"
 
IT HAS BEGUN! ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO CHALLENGED HARRY TO CROSSDRESS!!!

Melissia then gained a considering look as she looked at Harry coming down the stairs and hummed, "Very nice, Master. Our First Master would definitely be proud."
So Altolfo was crossdressed more than once?

Sumiko did a double-take and felt her eyebrows shoot up towards her hairline at the sight of the teen she was guarding crossdressed as a girl,
She wasn't expecting this, was she?

'Not bad, though I can see some areas for improvement. But for someone who has not been properly trained, it is very good.'
She's crossdressed before? How did she pull it off when (if I remembered correctly) she looks like a non-shipgirl version of AL-Shinano (someone with a large chest)?

"So! Ready for a fun day~?"
This is going to be fuuu~uun!

"Ah, just thinking how disappointed that Carnwennan and the others are that Melissia and Argalia are both girls, that is all. They have commented on the lack of boys in the armory after all."
Doesn't she realize that one of them is a guy?

Internally, the Kitsune snickered, 'It should be amusing… as will when you find out the truth about those two…'
Let me guess, she's going to see the guy of the two after he walks out of the shower, followed by lots of screaming?

However, she blinked some as she heard Susan muttering as she looked around, "Did you really need to say that you could make a better boy than he could a girl…?"
She felt that she did, and has no idea of the consequences she's brought upon the school…

Which did make her wonder just a touch why they seemed at first horrified at what she had said to Harry followed by being dismayed and then simply resigned.
They know that by the end of the day, they're going to be questioning their sexuality or feeling inadequate because Harry's better at being a girl than they are.

Yet, she was also someone that apparently some of the other students of Hogwarts did, if their double takes and sighs said anything, 'I wonder why they're acting like that…?'
You'll see…

From the corner of her eye, "Heather" noted that Sveltana's eyes widened in realization before the lit cigarette dropped from her hanging open mouth. Then, the Russian witch's grin widened and she snickered some before looking at a Hungarian witch next to her, "Ah, you are very well mannered,"
She knows that that "Heather" is in fact, Harry?

got to Castle Anthrax
I think it's supposed to be "Go to".

Also, I'm pretty sure that the name "Castle Anthrax" would be a Place That People Don't Like The Sound Of. Like Boatmurdered.

Ehren looked at the redhead and frowned even as she nodded, 'There is something about her… something familiar…'
Yep, VEEERYYYY familiar.

Ehren could not help but wonder how Harry would react and why Natsumi was kissing Heather…
He wouldn't mind. After all "Heather" is just the name Harry calls himself when he's disguised as a girl…

Professor Sprout walked up and gave the two "Girls" a raised eyebrow, "Mister Potter, please keep from such public displays of affection…" She then smirked a little, "Though most impressive bit with the song, so have three points to Gryffindor."
And the secret's out!

There were a few beats of silence before Kamilla shot to her feet and pointed a shaking finger at "Heather", now revealed to be Harry, "W-What!? THAT'S HARRY POTTER!?"
Sure is!
And the Hateful Spiteful B**ch's brain just broke!

Grin on his face, Harry winked, "Hai, hai, Harry-Chan, Little Brother of the Fleet, Desu~" Everyone swore that his clothes turned orange for a second or two before going back to normal. Grasping his skirt, Harry swished it around some, "And you know what they say…" Leaning forward, he continued with a wink and snapping his fingers, people swearing a star flew from the corner of his eye, "No girl can be naturally this cute~"
He channeled his inner Traffic Cone. And probably used magic to change his clothes to orange and create that little star effect that flew out of his eye when he winked.

Very slowly, Ehren blinked while, beside her, Laura had a look of utter disbelief as the unawakened Natural Born stuttered, "I… you mean that… Heather is… and Harry is… that…"
Ehren and Laura's brains just broke as well!

Part of her dagger friend could not help but agree, but the rest was frozen in complete and utter stunned disbelief. And just as she was managing to reboot, her thoughts crashed again as Melissia gave a nod to Sprout asking if they were enjoying their stay in Hogwarts so far, "Oh yeah! My brother Argalia and myself are both enjoying it since Harry is showing us around. He's a lot of fun!" Then, she paused and shrugged, "Oh, and I'm an actual girl if you were wondering."
And that just broke everyone's brains all over again!

At Ehren's side, Fleur stared in befuddlement and some horror, "Zat was… 'Arry Potter, the whole time. B-but I thought…"
And Fleur's brain just broke! Mission Accomplished!

If one was close enough, they might have heard the sound of a tank crashing through a wall coming from Ehren's ears before the dagger slowly laid her head down on the table, especially as she remembered how she considered Harry to be a good candidate for a wife for Draco
Well, apparently he would be if he was a girl…

Also, did you get inspired by Ido_(Teketeke) on Danbooru for the tank crashing through a wall part (even though it was just inside Ehren's head)?

Not to mention that she hoped no one ever found out said thoughts…
Let be guess, it's going to slip up one day…
 
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Said mind promptly crashed as Professor Sprout walked up and gave the two "Girls" a raised eyebrow, "Mister Potter, please keep from such public displays of affection…" She then smirked a little, "Though most impressive bit with the song, so have three points to Gryffindor."
And there it is. Yae has a bumper crop of boggles to collect this time, though I suppose Harry might be generous and stop at one day's worth of cross play this year since he isn't also dealing with a gender jinx as well.

🤷‍♂️ Doesn't stop Astolfo's weapon spirits from continuing the fun, though.:drevil:

She knows that that "Heather" is in fact, Harry?

Considering her home is in Roanapur, being able to spot a crossdresser is practically a native skill, I'd say.
 
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I know that the following is unrelated to the current topic, but I wanted to post something cute.

Imagine either the Fubukids or the Bakers' Dozen munching on snacks while singing this:
 
Basically i see NJ getting her a very "AMERICAN" outfit, essentially what she herself is wearing just sized for NBP, complete with Aviator shades!. :D

I can see it, honestly.

Poor Ehren, *Gives comfort hug*

Yeah, poor, poor Ehren. She really is a mess when her issues catch up to her.

At least she is properly preparing for a new expedition into the LoS.

Ehren: "This time I included a spare uniform to change into so as to handle getting bug guts splashed on me!"

(yes, for this expedition she was properly prepared)

Well she does have Muramasa heritage after all. :p

Yeah, and she was upset and stressed so decided to go monster hunting in the Library of Secrets to feel better.

Oh Ehren, you thick skulled Prussian.:sad:

Well this is the root of her insecurity with 'not being good enough' for Draco. She has very few illusions about Grendel-Ehren, the big one probably being how much under control she has her dark side.

Because it is right? And your all meant for each other?

Yeah, which she is having trouble accepting and internalizing. She is feeling very very guilty over making the move on Draco (which isn't helping Draco figure out 'does she like me or not?')

Kek! Trust Claire to find and send that kind of t-shirt. :D

Yeah, Claire has her finger on Ehren's psychology, generally with devastating effect.

When in doubt, exercise.

Ehren's motto right there. She's trying to burn off her nervous energies.

Now that is a fortress!

And very very Ehren in the looks. Her 'mental architecture' for sorting and protecting her thoughts and memories is a mental castle that is an amalgam of Moulbaix, Schloss Waldhain in Prussia, Hogwarts, Marienburg, and (down where she keeps Grendel chained up) Wewelsburg inside.

And now Harry looks to try and help Ehren out off her funk.

Yeah, Harry and the rest of her friends figured out quickly that Ehren was in a funk (and ducking Draco, which was a big sign right there). And are looking to help her handle her problems.

(Harry admittedly doesn't know about the kisses, much less Ehren's oath to Draco, which are the crux of the crisis. But his heart's in the right place.)

Thick skulled Prussian being thick skulled.

Yeah. It is a very very Ehren thing to do, she doesn't want to burden her friends with her issues, and so can get rather stubborn. Of course her friends can read the 'yes, I have a problem I am grappling with' subtext loud and clear.

*Facepalm* Fleur your digging your grave even deeper then before!
Fleur you fool! Youve doomed yourself!
And now youve doomed everyone else you silly French girl!

Yep, she stepped in it. To be fair to Fleur, she is more accurately pegging the issue Ehren has than Harry. Namely, she knows that it's 'boy trouble' from her experiences in Beauxbatons, especially helping her social circle, and has IDed the boy in question. Fleur saw Ehren smooching Draco during the party and then Ehren crumbling and breaking down in tears later on when she saw Johnston and Draco in love and dancing.

She's just a bit off base, since she thinks the issue is 'Ehren loves Draco but he was paying attention to a different girl when Ehren desires him' when the reality is that it's Ehren's self-worth that is the hangup and Ehren is totally OK with Johnston/Draco as a ship (and attracted to Niobe and Johnston herself to the point of having her daughter Elsa Colombe du Chasteler-Malfoy with 'Johnston's DNA added into the bladesmithing' in the married future).

HatSG Harry Potter does not half ass his crossdressing. Prepare for the veritable flood of boggles!

So many Prussian boggles.....

She's less than a week old at this point, so she deserves some slack.

Yeah. That's important to note, and Claire Jr. Is adorable!

It was to come across as humility. Ehren, like so often, selling herself short. In addition, to show just how good Claire's tiny Companion is. But what is more impressive: Junior being so damn good that she's a match with someone with centuries of experience, or Colombe being so damn good that she's a match who was literally created to make music?

That's a really good point. And yes, Ehren is very humble when it comes to her piano skills. She's the type who hears the minor slip-ups with her music (such as being too forceful playing the soft notes) and misses the forest for the trees in that way by not seeing the beauty of the piece quite clearly.

Claire, incidentally, is a bit the same. She picks up and corrects her flaws in playing, but also knows that when she gets into 'the zone', the Music just flows right through her being in an act of near-religious transcendent ecstasy.

Ehren has done that a few times when the walls came fully tumbling down and her emotions expressed themselves. In fact one example seen on screen was when Draco visited Moulbaix for the first time and heard Ehren playing Ich hatt' einen Kameraden as she mourned her father. Ehren was very much in the zone then, although not noticing the beauty of her music as she grieved (Claire, Draco, and Niobe all noticed though).

And Kasuyu is probably better at dancing than most.

She loves her big sister, here is a mini-me of her sister being shy. Of course, she hugs.

Good point, this is canon to me1

Note made. A big plush wolf for land movement and a stuffed dragon for when she needs to get up somewhere?

Sounds good. Claire would have at least one dragon plushie like this (based on the Hungarian Horntail). Ehren, incidentally, has never been caught playing with them and Claire by The Castle Authorities.

There was a look of bemusement on Hanna's face as she looked over Harry, or rather, "Heather", as she chatted with an extremely amused Natsumi. Yes, she had seen pictures of Harry when he cross-dressed, and even video of him having done so. In fact, she had been somewhat amused by said videos and pictures. But seeing it in real life right there in front of her was… actually different.

Really different from when she had seen him in such medium as a matter of fact.

Hehe, Hanna's boggling a bit! (great snip here HL!)

Watching as he smiled, Hanna felt her cheeks heat up as her eyes glanced down at his legs, shown due to wearing a skirt. Part of her could not help but think that she should have felt off by how he looked, even if she did have feelings for him. Yet, for some odd reason… those feelings were still there. For a brief moment, the Heavy Cruiser closed her eyes and imagined her kissing Harry in such a state, and her flush grew even more.

Partially, it was due to the fact that her imaginary self was kissing Harry. But also due to the fact that, somehow, him looking like a girl didn't bother her at all. As if it didn't matter if the wizard was male or female, just that it was them. That was all that mattered somehow, that it was him and not the gender. A fact that made her wonder a little at the changes since becoming a shipgirl, alongside others like how she was not really bothered much by being in a "Fleet".

Opening her eyes, the German Cruiser took a deep breath before releasing it as she softly smiled some, 'Guess that I'll have something to think about later… though Harry does look good right now. Mein Gott im Himmel, does he ever…'

Oh yeah, Hanna has it BAD. Really really bad. Understandably so.

Meanwhile, Natsumi finished her examination of Harry with a hum and a twinkle in her eye, 'Harry-Chan really does pull off the look, doesn't he?"

Hum escaping her, Tamamo gave her a mental nod, '{Indeed, Child, Our Harry most certainly does, as you say, pull off the look.}' A chuckle then escaped her as she shook her head a little bit, '{Though I wonder how much of that is because physically he can pull it off, or if it is because of how he is.}'

Blinking at that, the younger of the two Kitsune frowned a little, 'What do you mean by that, Tamamo?'

Chuckles coming from her, Tamamo gave her a slight smile and a mental gesture, as if waiving an imaginary hand at Harry, '{Our Harry is extremely comfortable in his own skin, to the point that such does not bother him. He doesn't need to prove his masculinity to anyone, let alone himself. Thus, when he dresses as a girl, it doesn't bother him the slightest as it might some others. Even a few professional actors that I knew of, whom had spent most of their lives playing as females, had issues when doing so which Our Harry does not. Which is impressive and speaks well of him.}'

This was a really good insight about Harry here. He's very comfortable in his own skin. Which makes me think that's how Colombe can pull of her serial crossdressing so well too: because she's confident in who she is.

I do think Ehren... hm, probably not. Ying can, as can Del.

Very slowly, Natsumi nodded at that with a small smile on her face, 'True…' Shaking off a few images that entered her head regarding "Heather Potter", and ignoring the snickers from Tamamo as well as other commentary from said vixen, she walked up and gave Harry a hug, "Looking good, Harry-Chan."

Winking at her, Harry grinned back, "Thanks, though a girl must always look good~"

Lips twitching, the Kitsune returned the grin, "True…" Kissing him, she hummed before pulling back and licking her lips, "Mmm… cherry, very nice choice."

A light blush on his face, Harry scratched one cheek and chuckled weakly, "Um, thanks…" Then, he closed his eyes and stretched, not noticing how the others' eyes went directly to him as he arched his back some with a sigh. Moments later, when he opened his eyes, the fourteen-year-old boy blinked some at the blushes at met him before shrugging them off.

Yeah, someone's naughty fantasies of Her Harry (and wondering if they make peanut-butter flavored lipstick) got added to. Nice look at Harry getting ready to blow some brains here.

Instead, Harry grinned some as he motioned for them to follow, "Anyways… we should probably get going since Melissia and Argalia are both waiting for us."

That got him nods as the others followed out of the bedroom and down the stairs. Reaching the bottom, they spotted the two pink-haired weapon spirits practically bouncing around before they spotted him, "Master!"

Melissia then gained a considering look as she looked at Harry coming down the stairs and hummed, "Very nice, Master. Our First Master would definitely be proud."

Even as Argalia nodded and agreed, Sumiko did a double-take and felt her eyebrows shoot up towards her hairline at the sight of the teen she was guarding crossdressed as a girl, '… I thought that they were kidding, but this…' Head tilting to the side, she hummed a little in thought, 'Not bad, though I can see some areas for improvement. But for someone who has not been properly trained, it is very good.'

Great look at the Twins and Sumiko here. Argalia and Melissia are just pure joy.

I love how Sumiko views this incident through the prism of shinobi disguise training, which she has.

For his part, Harry tilted his head to the side as he examined the two weapons of Astolfo in front of him in thought.

Both of them, like him, were dressed in old Hogwarts girl uniforms that he had found and, with a little bit of magic and sewing experience, managed to make fit the two of them well and modified them slightly. Glancing between them, Harry hummed as he rubbed his chin in thought. For most people, it would be impossible for them to be told apart. But then, Harry wasn't most people and so smiled as he nodded and towards one of them, "Good morning, Argalia." Seeing them blink, he smirked and turned to the other and nodded, "And a good morning to you as well, Melissia."

It went without saying that both weapon spirits blinked for a few moments before smiling back and returning the good morning. Of course, then Argalia cupped his chin in thought, "How could you tell, Master?"

With a small shrug, Harry smiled and shook his head, "There's a few tells that I caught. Besides which… considering that I crossplay? I know what to look for."

Yeah, he has the insight. Ehren, incidentally will have a HELL of a time figuring out who is who even when they aren't crossplaying. Much to her confusion and frustration.

That got him nods before he smiled some and clapped his hands, "So! Ready for a fun day~?"

Grins widening, the two pink-haired weapons nodded before Melissia punched her fist into the air, "Aright! Let's go for adventure!"

Now added to the group, they began walking towards the door when it opened to reveal Cathy there. For a few moments, the blonde-haired sword spirit blinked before smiling and bowing slightly, "Good morning, Master."

She then greeted the others including Astolfo's weapons, who replied with their usual exuberance. Eyebrow raising, Harry glanced between them, "You know them, Cathy?"

Lightly chuckling, Cathy nodded with a smile, "Well, not until last night, Master. They are interesting and I can tell that they will be of great help."

Massive grins on their faces, the twins hugged the somewhat flustered French sword spirit, "Thanks, Cathy!"

And Cathy makes the appearance from her vigil! Good for her. I love how accepting Cathy is while being baffled.

And yes, time for ADVENTURE!

Pulling back, Argalia gave a wave as they headed out, "See you later!"

Bemused look on her face as she nodded, Cathy shook her head and made her way over to the Map, which was her duty to watch over for the day. Sitting down, she hummed a little as she glanced back at the door and chuckled, "I never would have thought that Master would make such a good girl when dressed up."

Her lips twitching, Sumiko chuckled as well, "Well, he does pull it off well, I will admit."

Yep. Sumiko is amused. Very very amused.

Getting up, the Kitsune made her way over towards the door, only to pause at the sigh from Cathy, "… Is something wrong?"

With a blink, the French sword spirit looked up, "Hmm?" Seeing the question in the Kunoichi's eyes, she shook her head a little, "Ah, just thinking how disappointed that Carnwennan and the others are that Melissia and Argalia are both girls, that is all. They have commented on the lack of boys in the armory after all."

Opening her mouth, Sumiko was about to comment that Argalia was a boy when she paused. Slowly, she shut her mouth and a grin appeared on her lips, "Hmm… very true… Well, I hope that you have a good day, Catherine-San, I shall go and watch over Harry-San and the others…" Internally, the Kitsune snickered, 'It should be amusing… as will when you find out the truth about those two…'

Oh yes, Cathy is clueless and.. hoo boy! Fun times ahead when she gets boggled!

Meanwhile, Brigita just blinked a little in confusion, 'Wonder why Solids make deal of such things… Or why some look like other gender.'

Oh Hi Daughter-Bud! I love her attitude here. She's utterly adorable.

Down in the Great Hall, Ehren sighed some as she sat down at the Hufflepuff table. Looking at her, Laura glanced at Fleur who frowned slightly, "So, Harry wasn't there for your run today?"

Shoulders slumping a little bit more, the dagger shook her head, "Nein, he was not."

Just taking a deep breath, Fleur released a small sigh, "I shall speak to 'Arry later, Ehren. After all, I fear that iz my fault as to why he might not have zhown."

However, she blinked some as she heard Susan muttering as she looked around, "Did you really need to say that you could make a better boy than he could a girl…?"

It went without saying that the Beauxbatons Champion had been confused at similar words from other Hogwarts students. Which did make her wonder just a touch why they seemed at first horrified at what she had said to Harry followed by being dismayed and then simply resigned.

And here's the Prussian Boggle Generator! Ehren is -- of course! -- moping as she grapples with her Draco-issue. And is missing Harry a bit.

And Fleur starts to realize how much she stepped in it....

However, Fleur just shook her head some even as she promised to check up on Harry, after all he was a friend of Ehren, even if he didn't understand girls.

Turning away from where Eleanor was softly talking with Ehren, Fleur looked towards the doors to the Great Hall thanks to movement and blinked as a Hogwarts student walked in. Part of her was puzzled as the girl was obviously a student that she had never met before. Yet, she was also someone that apparently some of the other students of Hogwarts did, if their double takes and sighs said anything, 'I wonder why they're acting like that…?'

Good for Fleur. You can tell that she has a real soft spot for her younger cousin.

And here comes 'Heather' Potter....

Close to the entrance, Krum blinked a little and turned towards the girl and nodded with a slight bow, "Good morning."

Smile on her face, the girl nodded a little back, "Dobroye utro." She then continued in very good Russian that made eyebrows of some of those in Durmstrang shoot up, "I hope that you are enjoying this fine morning."

Not noticing the narrowed gaze of Sveltana, Krum chuckled some, "Da, I am enjoying it." Placing a hand on his chest, he smiled a little, "I am Victor Krum."

Giggling softly with a slight blush, the girl smiled, "And I am Heather Evans." She then gave a curtsy, "Pleased to meet you, Mister Krum."

Various other wizards from Durmstrang greeted the pretty witch as well.

Oh, boy, Krum is going to have a RED face when he figures out the truth. Svetlana already suspects something is up with this 'girl'.

From the corner of her eye, "Heather" noted that Sveltana's eyes widened in realization before the lit cigarette dropped from her hanging open mouth. Then, the Russian witch's grin widened and she snickered some before looking at a Hungarian witch next to her, "Ah, you are very well mannered,"

Lips curling into a smile, Heather hummed a little, "Thank you very much…"

Eyebrow raising, Sveltlana hummed a little as she lit a new cigarette, "Sveltlana, Miss Heather." There was a gleam in her eye as she continued to watch the "Witch" chat with the wizards there, some of whom were hitting on Heather, 'I wonder how they're going to react to the truth…'

Nice shit stirring there Svetlana! (and she figured it out pretty quickly). Of course she elects to slide the knife in a bit by setting Kamilla Kozma up for the fall.

Of course, she started coughing at a certain Hungarian commenting within earshot of Pansy that at least some witches at Hogwarts were both good looking and had very good manners that were possibly the equal of her own, unlike some, especially with the pure venomous look said Slytherin shot both the Hungarian and "Heather".

Ahh yes, Kamilla's going to Kamilla. So she takes a cheap shot at Pansy Parkinson, who returns it with interest. (I think Pansy would have recognized 'Heather' but this might be a 'how DARE the Potter boy show me up!' glare)

Draco, meanwhile, is not happy to be in the line of fire and secretly wondering what's gotten into Ehren.

Granted, that was when there was a shout and Heather turned as two pink-haired girls came up, "Melissia, Argalia! Sorry for getting ahead of you." Now, various Hogwarts students blinked and looked at the twins as they had not expected this. Meanwhile, Heather rubbed the back of her neck, "Sorry about that. These are my cousins named Argalia and Melissia, they got to Castle Anthrax."

Almost no one noticed a certain Light Cruiser pause as she came in and give a look to the three "Witches" before sighing and walking off.

Hermione is VERY Done With This Shit and looking for the Fountain of Aspirin. Ehren is boggling a bit at the pinkettes, and the Hogwarts staff and students are groaning or smirking.

For his part, Krum frowned as he tried to place the name, "… Castle Anthrax?"

Grin on their face, Argalia nodded, "It's a small school for witches. Our parents didn't want us going to Hogwarts due to, you know… boys and girls mixing." Winking, they stuck their thumb and forefinger out, "Thankfully, Cuz here lets us show up here now that we're old enough we can come and visit on our own."

Various nods met that and, after another minute or two during which Heather was flirted with

Yep. Hermione right now will have some seriously suspicious coughing noises at this explanation. As will Draco, I suspect.

And yes, so many red faces from the flirters.

they made their way over to the Hufflepuff table and sat down, Heather smiling at Ehren and her friends, "Is it okay if we sit down here?"

Just blinking some, Ehren looked at the redhead and frowned even as she nodded, 'There is something about her… something familiar…'

Bright smile on her face, the redheaded witch gestured for her "Cousins" to come and sit down. Heather then turned back to Ehren and frowned a little, "I hope that you don't mind much, but… is there something wrong?" At the look, Heather waved her hands some, "It is just that you look somewhat down. Homesick?"

Part of Ehren was somewhat confused as to why various older members of her House were looking at Heather and shaking their heads with groans and sighs… including a number of boys laying their heads on the table, 'I wonder why…?'

Ehren picks up the warning signs but hasn't made the connection. Yet. Of course she will be polite and let Heather and the twins sit with her.

Right as she was about to say something, Emma spoke up, "That's because she's been down in the dumps for a few days. And not helping is how Harry Potter seems to be avoiding her."

Eyes wide at that, Heather blinked in astonishment, "Wait, Harry Potter is avoiding her?" Frown tugging at her lips, she furrowed her eyebrows, "That… doesn't sound right. I mean, he's a nice guy…" A giggle came from her and the witch shook her head, "And his puns are the best."

As Heather placed some food on her plate, Fleur sighed some, "Zat may be my fault." At the look, the Veela continued, "'E was, how do you say, trying to badger her-" Hearing giggles, she blinked, "I do not zee what iz zo funny…?"

Lips twitching behind her hands, the witch that had sat down had her green eyes twinkle, "Um, sorry, it is just…" She then gestured at Ehren, "She's a Hufflepuff and her House mascot is a badger. And you said that Harry was badgering her… It is pretty funny."

For the most brief of moments, there was a twitch of Ehren's lips before it was gone and she was nodding

Yeah, Ehren actually thinks that the badger joke is pretty funny.

I'll note here that Emma Dobbs knows damn well that the real issue for Ehren isn't Harry but Draco, but is being a good wingwoman by covering for her friend and giving the smaller part of the truth as an explanation. Which Ehren knows and accepts.

"Ja, and, well… some words were said. And I think that he might be avoiding me." Movement at the entry to the Great Hall made her blink at the sight of Natsumi chatting with Regina and others, but no sign of Harry, 'Did something happen…?'

Yep. No Harry Potter, you silly dagger. Ehren takes the lifeline that Emma tossed her while nodding internally to the Slytherin witch who is keeping her secrets safe.

Rubbing her chin, Heather hummed a little bit, "Hmm… still does not sound like Harry. What sort of things?"

With a glance towards the Gryffindor table, the Veela shrugged a little bit, "I… Zaid that 'E did not know how girls think. Because 'E is a boy, you zee."

Her eyebrow raising, Heather frowned at that, "Um… Fleur? You do realize how he grew up, right?" Seeing the blink, she continued, "Harry grew up in a household where he was the only boy. With a Mum, a little sister, and a big sister. Not to mention how he thinks of the various other shipgirls as his big sisters and aunts, the dozens of them."

It went without saying that Fleur's eyebrows shot right up into her hairline at that as she had not expected to be told that, "I see…" From there, the topic meandered a little, but generally the various girls there had no real issue with Heather. Though they did wonder at the looks being sent towards the Hogwarts witch. Giving the girl a once over, Fleur frowned a little, 'Is it because of her looks? Because she is not one who needs the Allure to attract the eye…'

Heh. Ehren would relax a bit and enjoy breakfast while chipping in. She's still clueless though....

Ehren, meanwhile, was also sometimes giving the girl glances as well. Not just because of how she looked, though she had to admit that Heather was beautiful. But there was a sort of poise around her as she ate with manners that the German bet would impress even her mother. Each movement showing refinement, even as she continued to talk. Internally, a sigh escaped her, 'She would make for a far better wife for Draco than I…'

Of course, when she glanced at the two exuberant pink-haired girls, the dagger spirit had to fight off a ghost of a smile.

I should note something key here.

Ehren is not seriously planning on pushing 'Heather' at Draco, since Ehren knows Draco's geas.

This is more her self-loathing and guilt over looking to break her oath (as she is seeing it) coming through this way to flagellate herself for being a nasty filthy despicable Nazi. 'Look, even this girl is the perfect Hausfrau and would be better for Draco than I ever would!' In reality, Ehren's manners are very good, she's just beating herself up unjustifiably because that's how her issues are expressing themselves.

Time passed before, suddenly, Heather stood up with a slight bow, "I'm sorry, but I need to be heading to class."

Simply nodding, Ehren gave her a slight bow, "Ja, and thank you for joining us, Heather."

Case in point. Ehren is the perfect hostess here, just she's missing the good things she does by blowing her flaws out of proportion.

Only tilting her head some, the redhead nodded some as her and the two pink-haired girls began walking towards the doors, only to be intercepted by Natsumi. The disguised Kitsune looked around and whispered something that seemed to surprise Heather, before she grinned and nodded, which made the other girl also grin. A quick whisper with Akizuki had the Destroyer nod and bring out her phone to record as Natsumi tapped her own phone… right before music began to come out.

Frown on her face, one of the muggleborn Hufflepuffs blinked, "Wait, that sounds like-"

Right then, Natsumi began to sing as she brought herself close to Heather, the other girl sliding her arms around the disguised Kitsune, "This was never the way I planned, not my intention… I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion…" She placed her hand on Heather's collar bone and slowly trailed it down with a hooded look, "It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on. I'm curious for you, caught my attention…"

Oh... BOY.

The music and lyrics are going to blow Ehren's brain since she's in that boat....

Meanwhile, at the Hufflepuff table, Ehren began to go red as she watched the scene play out in front of her and the three schools. As she glanced at Fleur and those around her, she noted they were also going red and some jaws were dropping… and some boys were muttering to themselves. However, most of her attention was on Heather and Natsumi as the two pulled each other close, faces brushing against each other and lips nearly touching as the Japanese girl sang…

Yeah, Ehren's lost it. And she's thinking about kissing Draco... and Niobe... and Johnston.

A Prussian Tomato-flavored Boggle, Yae!

(I bet Krum's mind is blown and Svetlana is laughing her ass off right about now)

Which was when Heather sang some as she looked at the other girl and licked her lips as she glanced at the rest of the frozen students, "Us girls are so magical…" One hand slid up Natsumi's leg towards her skirt as she grinned a little, bringing her lips close to the disguised Kitsune's neck as said girl craned her head back, "Soft skin, red lips, so kissable…" As Natsumi brought her lips back down, they almost kissed even as the "Witch" continued to stroke the other girl's leg which wrapped around her, "Hard to resist, so touchable. Too good to deny it. " Wicked grin on her face and eyes hooded, Heather looked at the other students as she finished her part, "It's no big deal, it's innocent~"

Finally, they reached the last bit and kissed gently in front of the school before pulling back.

Harry, you utter madlad. Now THAT is the way to blow some minds.

Ehren, of course, is as red as a tomato and staring in shock.

Slumping a little, Ehren rapidly blinked in shock as did the other First Years. They were completely and utterly stunned at what they had just seen and all of them blushing and flustered. From the glance at Fleur, the dagger understood that the part-Veela was feeling much the same. At the same time, Ehren could not help but wonder how Harry would react and why Natsumi was kissing Heather…

Yeah, which is getting to the root of her current issues, since she missed Draco admiring his girlfriends (plus Ehren) making out at the party.

Said mind promptly crashed as Professor Sprout walked up and gave the two "Girls" a raised eyebrow, "Mister Potter, please keep from such public displays of affection…" She then smirked a little, "Though most impressive bit with the song, so have three points to Gryffindor."

Sprout is cackling internally no doubt.

And down goes Ehren, down goes Ehren, down goes Ehren! This is when her brain officially got blow,

There were a few beats of silence before Kamilla shot to her feet and pointed a shaking finger at "Heather", now revealed to be Harry, "W-What!? THAT'S HARRY POTTER!?"

Someone has a red face. A VERY red face. Pansy is smirking at Kamilla's discomfort and Draco is probably doubled over laughing.

Grin on his face, Harry winked, "Hai, hai, Harry-Chan, Little Brother of the Fleet, Desu~" Everyone swore that his clothes turned orange for a second or two before going back to normal. Grasping his skirt, Harry swished it around some, "And you know what they say…" Leaning forward, he continued with a wink and snapping his fingers, people swearing a star flew from the corner of his eye, "No girl can be naturally this cute~"

Oh yeah, that's blowing some brains. Hardcore.

Very slowly, Ehren blinked while, beside her, Laura had a look of utter disbelief as the unawakened Natural Born stuttered, "I… you mean that… Heather is… and Harry is… that…"

Part of her dagger friend could not help but agree, but the rest was frozen in complete and utter stunned disbelief.

Ehren.exe has hit a fatal error right now. She really is totally broken and boggling very hard here.

And just as she was managing to reboot, her thoughts crashed again as Melissia gave a nod to Sprout asking if they were enjoying their stay in Hogwarts so far, "Oh yeah! My brother Argalia and myself are both enjoying it since Harry is showing us around. He's a lot of fun!" Then, she paused and shrugged, "Oh, and I'm an actual girl if you were wondering."

Bemusement on her face, Sprout only hummed a little, "I see, well that is good to know."

At Ehren's side, Fleur stared in befuddlement and some horror, "Zat was… 'Arry Potter, the whole time. B-but I thought…"

From where she was seated, Susan gave her a look, "That it was a girl?" When the French woman nodded, she sighed, "We warned you… God… this is going to be like last year."

Just nodding, Hannah frowned some before sighing, "Hopefully he won't do it for a full week this year. That was bad enough… and he makes all us girls look bad."

Yeah, and Ehren's brain goes out to lunch again whens he realizes that 2/3 of the 'cute girls' today weren't....

Yep, Fleur, you have just stepped in it.

If one was close enough, they might have heard the sound of a tank crashing through a wall coming from Ehren's ears before the dagger slowly laid her head down on the table, especially as she remembered how she considered Harry to be a good candidate for a wife for Draco

Not to mention that she hoped no one ever found out said thoughts…

Yep. red faced and totally boggled. Good job, Harry, you broke the SS-Ehrendolch hard. This was great!

(and Aunt Juuchi has blackmail footage of her niece now! Does she ever!)
 
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Harry might be generous and stop at one day's worth of cross play this year since he isn't also dealing with a gender jinx as well.
I wouldn't bet on that. One guy on SB said "I am thinking thatFleur is not the type to back down now that the glove has been slapped down on the table.
Tomorrow, we will be introduced to the most bishie man in school, with long flowing silver locks of hair, and carrying a single red rose as accoutrement.
He will be a bishie to rival any that Japan has shown before, and will make so many students confused.
Even more than what just Harry could accomplish alone.

There might even be a full week of trying to one up each other, simply because Hannah tempted Murphy"
if that happens, it would belong in the "Funny Moments" Page for this on TV Tropes.
 
I wouldn't bet on that. One guy on SB said "I am thinking thatFleur is not the type to back down now that the glove has been slapped down on the table.
Tomorrow, we will be introduced to the most bishie man in school, with long flowing silver locks of hair, and carrying a single red rose as accoutrement.
He will be a bishie to rival any that Japan has shown before, and will make so many students confused.
Even more than what just Harry could accomplish alone.

There might even be a full week of trying to one up each other, simply because Hannah tempted Murphy"
if that happens, it would belong in the "Funny Moments" Page for this on TV Tropes.

I think that would end up with Hermione shooting both of them out of sheer exasperation.
 
Kek! And a little sad the twins go on to extend the Monty Python ref, talking about the student body consists of only 8 score girls, blondes and brunettes, all between the ages of 16 and 19 1/2. And just not used to the presence of brave knights!

Though SB likely would not be thrilled with their daily activities.

And poor Katrusia! She's missing all the fun!

Basically i see NJ getting her a very "AMERICAN" outfit, essentially what she herself is wearing just sized for NBP, complete with Aviator shades!. :D
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NJ has a Mini-Me! Cue her sisters treating Ness as a living dress up doll ^_^
 
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If one was close enough, they might have heard the sound of a tank crashing through a wall coming from Ehren's ears before the dagger slowly laid her head down on the table, especially as she remembered how she considered Harry to be a good candidate for a wife for Draco

Not to mention that she hoped no one ever found out said thoughts…
Anyone care to play Break the Draco? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Draco: AHHH!!! The visions...nooo!!!
Lucius: So, which would you say is worse? This, or the time you found out you were conceived when your mother dressed up as 'Leia at Jabba's Palace'?
Draco: *Sobs* THEY'RE BOTH EQUALLY HORRIFYING!
Lucius: Oh, stop being so dramatic, Draco...I had my own demons to deal with. Your grandmother had a fixation on that Muggle film star John Wayne...I can't tell you how many times I had to stay in my own wing of the house because she and your grandfather were playing 'Rio Bravo'.
Draco: Brain bleach...brain bleach NOW!!!
Narcissa:
Then there's your aunt Bellatrix...she had a thing for Elvis. Poor Rodolphus...he never did like those rhinestone jumpsuits.
Draco: WHY AM I BEING TOLD THESE THINGS?!?!?!
 
Draco: WHY AM I BEING TOLD THESE THINGS?!?!?!
Because parents are supposed to embarrass their children once they hit their mid-teen sexual crisis point? (Depending on their generation, anyway.)
I am reminded of what me, SisterJeanne, Magister, and possibly Harry developed for Victor Incubod involving Lucius Malfoy's Great-Aunt Machina Electrica Shacklebolt nee Malfoy...

:lol::rofl:

Obviously, it never made it into the TV Edit that is on SB/V.
 
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Out of boredom, I came up with what happened after watching the show.

After watching the show Harry Potter and the Sorcery of Crossdressing, all the spectators eagerly gathered to see who won the bets. After a brief moment of counting, they saw the results.
The biggest winner turned out to be a certain Spartan-II known as Master Chief who together with the Enterprise from the world of Azur Lane broke the bank. Right behind them stood Canon Harry Potter who was happy to count the money gained in this way. And third place went to Commander Shepard, who shared the pot with Master Yoda.
Among the biggest losers was, surprisingly, Lucius Malfoy, who lost everything for quite a sum.

Unfortunately, this caused quite a row and it was all in motion. Well, probably everything that can kill, including the wall of the building in which everyone was gathered. The mess that ensued was terrible, so terrible that it is not suitable for description, so all those interested must unfortunately use their imagination as to what could happen from the combination of a plasma grenade, a curse of broken legs and three kilograms of potatoes that someone had set on fire earlier. Where the fire came from is, unfortunately, a mystery that even Sherlock Holmes, who was present at the meeting, was unable to solve.

Fortunately, there was no killing and no one innocent was hurt in the confusion, the animals did not particularly avoid it, unfortunately, but it was Lucius' fault not to be!
After the brawl, Lucius and a few of his friends were, with young Draco's blessing, handcuffed by the Heaven and Purgatory Police until they could explain what had happened.
So far, it has been discovered that someone inexplicably smuggled a troll into the room who was responsible for taking down the wall.

The defendants insist that Sirius Black and James Potter, not to be confused with Harry's son, are responsible. Those involved claim it was Lily Potter and surprisingly Severus Snape. The latter refuse to comment.

For TVHEANVEN spoke Mary Jane Parker.
 
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