Harry And The Shipgirls: Prisoner of Shipping (A HP/KanColle Snippet Collection)

The Butterknives are going to need to stock up on prizes, since Kyoshu will find the Mizuchi every time she looks down.
Perhaps...
don't forget, the potter luck is a fact :confused: ... and virulent :ogles:
Whistles Innocently
I can feel the chaos mounting. Just let me make some popcorn first, because:
:p
An accurate summary of Juuchi's abilities.
That... is accurate.
Now there's nine of them. :p
BabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesbabiesDess!
Out of curiosity, are we going to see the tsukumogami of 'biki's Firebird sword at some point?
Maybe eventually...
Going back to the snippets I posted on the last thread, but still related. Always related.
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Snip
Hmm... I am really, really interested in where this goes...
Yup.

"Quirrellmort, Funayuurei, a overprotective House-elf, a nest of Acromantula, Peeves, Diarymort, a Basilisk, a Jorogumo, oh and the Dementors."
I mean, it is a good point...
Next year the rest of the Muramasa's and the Masamune's would end up with their own coverings.

Akutoku: hers is coal, piñatas, and drawing supplies
Kagotsuruhe: theater masks
Chisuheri: Embroidered Buddhist mandalas. Thanks to @SisterJeanne
Umitsubame: cauldrons and potion bottles
Suisei: loaves of bread
Norimune: her Jolly Roger
Kansha: pots and pans

No idea for the rest.
I can see this actually.
 
Snippet 120: Harry Leferts
Hands in his pockets, Harry leaned against a stone wall as Sirius did much the same as he told him a story about his grandparents and father. Lips curling into a small smile, the teen could only chuckle at a bit at a mention of a prank that the older wizard had played on his father. So far, the day was going great. The weather was fine, if still a bit chilly due to being still early April though not that bad. And the two had spent the day telling each other stories with Sirius about Harry's parents, grandparents, and friends.

Meanwhile, Harry had told Sirius about his own life thus far. Granted, he had gotten an odd look from the other wizard when he talking about Natsumi and the others. But than he had snorted, shaken his head, and told him that his parents would be proud of him. When he spoke about Hoppou and the Fleet of Laughter, he had been surprised. After a few moments though, he calmed down and smiled.

In the present though, the current story was winding down and Sirius was looking out at the growing heather on the hills and such surrounding Hogsmeade with a small smile of happiness. Looking over at him, an epthiny came to Harry, "You really loved my Grandparents, didn't you? As parents, I mean."

Slowly, the elder wizard nodded, "I did." Turning to Harry, he chuckled a bit, "Your grandparents, James' parents, were really great people. When I ran away from home upon turning sixteen because of my own parents, mainly my mother, your Grandparents took me in. More than that, they treated me like I was their own son. And for that? I can never thank them enough." Pausing, he shook his head, "Hell, even before I ran away they were there for me. Every time my... Mother was too much, I would take off for James' home."

Tilting his head to the side, Harry snorted, "I take it though that she, your mother, did not like that too much."

A bark-like laugh escaped from Sirius at that, "That old bitch? No, she did not like it at all. Considered the Potters to be 'Impure' with their blood and all that bullshite. Grandfather, Arcturus who was my grandfather, really disagreed with her. Apparently, it nearly came to blows when, a few years after marrying my Father, she attempted to disown my aunt, Dorea Black for having married Charlus Potter due to 'Sullying a Pureblood Line'. Grandfather fixed the tapestry after that and nearly kicked her out." He gave a small shrug at Harry's incredulous gaze, "She was like that. Grandfather though outright told her there and then that the Potters and Blacks were friendly to each other and it went back centuries." For a moment, Sirius was silent, "Also told her that if she tried that again, he was going to toss her into the Thames... in the middle of winter at midnight."

Just staring, Harry boggled a bit, "Really?"

Now serious, the other wizard nodded, "Really. The Blacks, well... we have a reputation as a Dark family as a reason despite our relationship with the Potters. After that? Dear old Mum limited herself to blasting names off the family tree and acting as if that disowned them, though Grandfather kept his own and showed me how to repair it. Apparently tried to blast my name off the family tree as well when I ran away, but Grandfather kept me."

Frowning, Harry remembered something that he had been told, "Wait, what about Andromeda Tonks? Wasn't she disowned?"

That made Sirius grimace a bit and suck his teeth a bit, "She was... part of it was due to her marrying a Muggleborn. Grandfather was many things, lenient among them, but he still did not like Muggleborn except for those that 'Proved' themselves. Your Mum was one of those, and he stated that she was one of the 'Good ones' compared to others. Andy's husband, Ted? Never proved himself to Grandfather's standards. Thus, he didn't protect her though in his will he stated if I wanted to, I could bring them both back into the family once I was out of Azkaban or if declared innocent as I would be officially the Head of the Family."

Eyebrow raised, the black haired teen frowned as he considered the thoughts from a now dead man towards his mother before shaking it off, "Partially?"

Grimacing, Sirius nodded, "Yeah, partially. She ran off with Ted because her parents were planning to get her married with a Pureblood. I am reasonably sure that it would have been either Rabastan LeStrange or MacNair. And considering how either of those have turned out? Well, yeah... But that still left the family with egg on its face and thus she needed to be punished." Scratching the stubble on his chin, he shook his head, "Hence her being disowned due to embarrassing the family so much."

For a few moments, Harry considered that before nodding. While he did dislike the reasoning, it was understandable if one looked at it from such a point of view, if distasteful and something that he disagreed with heavily. Instead, the conversation turned to other things and events. One of which made Harry boggle as they re-entered Hogsmeade and raise his hands into a "T" formation, "Wait, wait...my Mum did what now with her underwear and bra?"

Sheepishly grinning, the older man laughed, "Well, by that time the... former friendship that your Mum had with Snape had pretty much died and she really disliked him. Not helped by how he tried to get back into her good graces by insulting James and hinting that perhaps she was under some sort of potion. So, one day she somehow caught him brewing Felix Felicis potion in our Seventh Year. Supposedly, according to him, Professor Slughorn was giving it as an assignment to people under his wing as a test... Unknown to him, Lily was already his apprentice and he stated that, no, he did not give that out and was concerned. So Lily set up something." Lightly laughing, he shook his head, "Had me show up with her bra and panties as if to tease her about showing them to Prongs and hit me with a tripping hex. And what do you know, they landed in Snape's completed potion! Completely random and by accident!"

All Harry did was facepalm, "I cannot believe it... though..." Pulling his hand away from his face, he frowned, "Those had to be the luckiest pair of panties and bra in the world..."

To that, Sirius shrugged, "Pretty sure they were. Gave Lily-Flower a lot of luck when fighting after all and I am pretty sure that she was wearing them the second time her and James fought Voldemort. Because that took a hell of a lot of luck to escape from him." Seeing Harry's unsure look, he shook his head, "And no, she was not wearing them that night... I think." Pausing, he grimaced, "I, uh, didn't check and-"

Looking somewhat sick, the thirteen year old held up his hand, "Please... don't."

In return, Sirius gave a shrug and they continued to walk before pausing as their breath began to fog and a cold wind swept past, 'What in the world...? Why did it suddenly-' Suddenly, the older wizard's eyes widened as he recognized the now familiar feeling and shoved Harry forwards, "RUN FOR THE VILLAGE!"

Even as he stumbled, Harry pushed off and began to run further into the village alongside his Godfather. From where he was, he could see wizards and witches shouting and running for cover... right before he nearly fell back as four Dementors swept in. Twisting, he could see more arriving behind them and to the sides. Not just a few, or a handful...

But dozens of them.

Growling, Sirius whipped out his wand even as sweat began to bead on his brow, "EXPECTO PATRONUM!"

A silver mist gathered around the two even as the older wizard shuddered under the strain. Meanwhile, Harry was grabbing some of the Ofuda he carried on him even as he could hear his mother, Lily, screaming in his mind, "Bloody great!" Hitting one of the Dementors, he could only nod as five of them screeched as they vanished into ash with a burst of light, even as darkness crept into the edges of his vision, 'I'm going to have to thank Kagotsuruhe-Sensei for giving me some resistance...'

Elsewhere, Reivana skidded to a stop as the Dementors' effects began to hit her. Almost immediately, every dark emotion that she felt spiked and rose to heights that she had never felt in her life. In the back of her mind, as it began to be swamped and she began to go berserk, she could hear herself screaming as did every imp in her body as they went completely insane. Stab, too, was going nuts with his cannons extending and retracting as the cathode tubes on his head lit up brightly with one cracking from the power being put through it. Mind almost submerged in the anger, the hate, the rage, the despair, and the terror, Reivana's screamed one last plea to the world both internally and externally.

"PRINCESSSSSSS!"

And said plea got an answer as something slammed down on her mind and her very soul. It was cold and dark, the feeling of the Abyss at it's most powerful. Even what remained of Reivana's conscious mind could tell how powerful it was, and recognized it as Porta. Despite focusing, Porta's mind seemed to be strained as it fought the madness that had taken her Re-Class from where she was in the North Atlantic. Unknown to Reivana, sweat began to bead on Porta's forehead as she focused and suddenly, the Elder Princess was there within Reivana's body and seeing what she did. Feeling the mind of the Re-Class grab cling to her own consciousness like a frightened child to their mother, the Princess growled as she forced back the dark tide of emotions.

Moments later, the twenty Dementors that had been about to feed on Reivana paused at the darkness coming from her. And then the Re-Class raised her head to reveal one eye completely black except for an electric red pupil, "Perhaps... I was wrong to be so dismissive of Isley's failure..."

Then, she leapt forward and began to tear the Dementors apart.

On the other side of the mass of Dementors, Juuchi snarled as she cut one Dementor in half, while beside her, Kagotsuruhe drove one Dementor inside before stabbing it and hurriedly resheathing herself. A frown on her face, she glanced to where the main mass of Dementors were and blinked before speaking with a toneless voice, "We won't get through them in time."

Nearly maddened, Juuchi looked at her, "DON'T TELL ME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT!"

For a moment, Kagotsuruhe looked at her sister in the eye before the other Muramasa turned back to the slaughter as she attempted to fight her way through the horde. Briefly, the Blade of Hopelessness cast her mind back to decades before, when she attempted to comfort a young boy who called her "Onee-San" as he died. Her lips then curled a bit, "No, we can't, but..."

Twisting, Juuchi looked at her sister and noted where she was looking before understanding and tossing her true self to her sister.

Airborne, Tsukiakari growled as she came down and smashed one foot into a Dementor's face before slashing her true self across, and through, another. Pushing off with a Eastern spell that Ian knew, and causing the Dementor's face and head to explode like a overripe melon hit by a hammer, she leapt once more. Lips curling upwards, she smiled grimly before smashing one Dementor with her sheath and decapitating another, with the follow up cutting the first in two.

One of them grabbed her, only for her to grab the arm and twist it around. As it slammed into one of it's fellows, she stabbed herself through them both, following it up by nearly cutting them into four. Unlike Juuchi, this was the sort of fight that she was made for, and which ran through her blood. A fight pitting one against many, and she showed it.

Meanwhile, Harry was rapidly weakening as the darkness crept more and more into his vision. Beside him, Sirius as on his knees barely conscious as the black haired boy reached for another Ofuda... only to come up empty. Around him were at least twenty piles of dust and ashes where Dementors had been. Feeling two cold hands grab him, he found himself staring into the face of a nightmare as he attempted to pull the boy close through his weakening struggles, 'Sorry Mum... Hoppou... Natsumi and everyone... I won't becoming an Admiral..'

It was then that he could see a glint of something before a sword descended, a Japanese woman appearing beside it with the hilt in her hands. Upon what would likely be a beautiful face was a vestige of pure rage. There was a brief flash and Harry found himself falling into her arms as the Dementor's own were removed... as was it's head. Snarling, the woman turned to the other ones, ""You filth dared to harm my Lord and attempted to prevent him from entering the Pure Land. I will not abide this." Bringing up her blade, she continued, "My Maker named me 10,000 Cold Nights and bade me to cut all without distinction. It is said that that you cannot die for you are not alive. Very well, may your continued existence be AGONY!"

With one arm around Harry, she slashed another Dementor into first two and then four. Seeing one come up from behind her, Harry was about to call out when another blade burst from it's chest, and around the edges, the flesh seemed to blister and melt from the bones due to a bluish mist that drifted from the blade. That was, until the sword was brutally ripped from the creature, which only had time to scream before being bisected. As it fell apart, it revealed Tsukiakari there breathing hard. Her clothes torn by claws and covered in what passed for blood and gore from the Dementors. Even Juuchi had to pause for a moment at the sight before literally disarming another Dementor that was trying to drag an unconscious Sirius away, "TSU! GET MASTER HARRY OUT OF HERE!"

Glancing at her even as she smashed one Dementor away with her sheath, following it with a backswing of her true self, Tsukiakari grimaced, "SENPAI-"

It was then that Harry took a deep breath and snarled at himself at the memory of what happened. What was he doing?! He was about to die and just allow for it?! Was he really about to just allow for himself to die here, like this!? Didn't he train under Kagotsuruhe, fight past mental exhaustion to learn a spell to protect himself?! And for what!?

To just give up?

HELL NO!

Digging deep, Harry brought up memory after memory. Nagato, when she adopted him. Hoppou when she first declared him truthfully to be her Big Brother! Wanko, hugging him and declaring him to be her Little Brother. The Arashi clan, and how they welcomed him fully. Tsukiakari and Juuchi, now fighting to protect him. Sirius having done the same and Remus...

Out of the corner of her eye, Juuchi could see Harry stand as he fought against the aura attempting to drag him down.

More and more images and moments came to the fore in the thirteen year old's mind. Natsumi hugging him while they laid on a hillside in summer, followed by her giving him a light kiss. Shinano looking at him kindly before she kissed his cheek. Verniy brightly smiling with tears in her eyes as he signed her logbook. Regina that night of the party in Germany, laughing as she carried him. Hachi and Iku as they danced with him. Enjoying tea and such with RO and Shioi.

His hand began to shake as did the wand in it.

Maruyu laughing alongside him as the two played with paint guns and hit Akitsu Maru. Theatrical groans as he beat Imuya at a video game. Cooking alongside Taigei and Ryuuhou. Facepalming at the sight of Eugen with a face blackened from a chemistry experiment gone wrong as Hanna laughed, holding onto him to keep from falling. The expressions of happiness on the faces of Akizuki, Teruzuki, and Hatsuzuki as he brought them a big meal.

The look on Louisiana's face when they had saved her, followed by more recently the date that they had together with Natsumi. Niiyodo as she looked on to the first festival that she organized with his help, the pure joy on her face. Happy tears dripping down Ume and Sakura's faces as he hugged them after seeing their 'Yuurei Forms' that night. The thanks and smiles he got from the ships in the caldera.

All of the times, the laughs, the tears... and the joy as well as another emotion he felt and knew they did rose up like magma in a cataclysmic volcanic eruption all rose up.

One last memory, from the very depths of his mind, of his soul. Of a red haired woman with green eyes lovingly smiling and a man with messy, black hair and hazel eyes with a Devil may care lopsided grin. Both of them with love on their faces as they looked at him.

Eyes snapping open, Harry did not know that they were not just glowing, but brightly so as if they were full of fire. A small golden film covered his body, his birth mother's protection supercharged. More than that... it was fueling what was coming as he raised his wand, the phoenix feather able to be seen as it too, was glowing, and able to be seen through the wood, "Go back to the dark pit you came from..."

Outside the horde, various Aurors appeared. Tonks was one of them as was Kingsley and Mad-Eye. As well, Amelia Bones appeared and paused at the sight of the Dementors which dragged up memories of the war with Voldemort. Looking around and seeing Dumbledore also appear, she called out, "OKAY! READY PATRONUSES AND-"

However, a bellow from within the Dementors made her pause, "EXPECTO PATRONUM!"

From inside, there was a flash of silver and then what could only be described as a pulse pushed outwards, flinging Dementors everywhere, most smoking. Briefly, everyone had to look away as it lit up the night. Feeling it wash over her, Kagotsuruhe felt the closest that she had ever to surprise and shock, even as she could feel the emotions within the light. Reivana, too, paused as all the negative emotions were washed away and on her throne, Porta's unseeing eyes shot wide open and her eyebrows met her hairline, 'What in the name of the Abyss...?!'

Before the first pulse was even done, there was a second followed by a third, all of which threw the Dementors like leaves in a whirlwind. When everyone looked back, they could see a roughed up Harry standing next to a massive stag that was glowing so brightly that it was hard to look at it. Coming back to consciousness, Sirius squinted a bit before mumbling in shock, "Prongs...?"

Glancing at him, Harry breathed heavily before narrowing his eyes. Legs tensing, the Patronus cracked the flagstones beneath the hooves as it shot forward. One Dementor screeched as it was caught in the antlers and tossed like a doll, followed by another. It drove the dark creatures before them, with the Dementors cringing and trying to get away from the light. As the Aurors and Dumbledore created their own Patronuses, the Dementors changed direction. Their Mistress, their 'Mother' wanted the one named Black. In the back of their minds, they could feel her scream of rage at being denied and would not have it.

They really should have.

As they rushed towards him, Harry spotted one last Ofuda blowing past. Quick as a snake, he grabbed it and the paper began to smoke. Raising it, he held it up as the paper burned away, leaving the glowing letters of the charm as he chanted, calling upon Amaterasu to burn away evil. There was a final flash from the setting Sun before it sunk fully beneath the horizon as the Dementors came within feet of Harry.

Everyone had to look away as the world went white.

Where they laid around Harry and elsewhere, the Dismembered Dementors smoked and burst into flame under the light before burning into just smoke. Those in front of him were not much better as their bodies seemed to disintegrate as the light reached them. Thirty Dementors were near instantly killed with others badly burned. And with that, they just broke and took off, driven forth by Harry's Patronus that continued to chase them all the way out of the village, a hundred total.

It eventually returned though, and came to stand before an exhausted Harry. Looking up into it's eyes, Harry whispered something that only Juuchi and Tsukiakari, caught, "Thanks... Dad..."

His eyes closing as everything caught up to him, the black haired boy collapsed like a puppet with his strings cut. Before he could hit the ground, Juuchi caught him and smiled at him, "Good job, Master... Just as worthy, and perhaps more than most, as any Potter."

The only response Harry had was to smile softly as Prongs disappeared into motes of light...
 
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Patronus from a phoenix feather wand + unicorn hair brushed ofuda = big dark creature boo boo. Now to see if Juuchi counts this as a win for Harry in her little game.
 
Patronus from a phoenix feather wand + unicorn hair brushed ofuda = big dark creature boo boo.

Cue Kago sporting the same kind of half-tan Jin had after the big fight. :lol

Where they laid around Harry and elsewhere, the Dismembered Dementors smoked and burst into flame under the light before burning into just smoke. Those in front of him were not much better as their bodies seemed to disintegrate as the light reached them. Thirty Dementors were near instantly killed with others badly burned. And with that, they just broke and took off, driven forth by Harry's Patronus that continued to chase them all the way out of the village, a hundred total.

So unless my count is way off, that's between 50 and 100 dead Dementors (those already killed by the blades, the 20ish by Reivana, the 20ish killed early in the fight by Harry and another 30ish at the end) and just as many running away?

How many of the damn things does Azkaban have?
 
ok, let's see the tally :o

Harry 50+
Reivana/Porta 20+
Tsukiakari 7+
Juuchi 3
Kagotsuruhe 1
Dementors 0

jepp, potter luck at his finest :ogles:

and don't forget: rule 37 is your friend (There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "time to reload".) :whistle:
 
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Also, Reviana is Porta's official Ambassador. Azkaban just committed an official Act of War.
 
Akutoku: hers is coal, piñatas, and drawing supplies
Kagotsuruhe: theater masks
Chisuheri: Embroidered Buddhist mandalas. Thanks to @SisterJeanne
Umitsubame: cauldrons and potion bottles
Suisei: loaves of bread
Norimune: her Jolly Roger
Kansha: pots and pans

No idea for the rest.

I'll repost mine for the Norikids.

Tokunotakai; Doves (Hachiman's sacred animal)
Colombe: Dumpster fires, alternately 'not my fault' in multiple languages :ogles:
Ehren: Buffalo or Thunderbirds (thanks to Delilah)
Claire: Music or Pianos
Jacklyn: Jolly Rogers on a red background or foxes
Delilah: Native American designs and guns
 
Patronus from a phoenix feather wand + unicorn hair brushed ofuda = big dark creature boo boo.
To be honest, the Ofuda was being boosted by the Patronus' aura...
Now to see if Juuchi counts this as a win for Harry in her little game.
To her? The game is nowhere near important enough to risk Harry's life for.
Cue Kago sporting the same kind of half-tan Jin had after the big fight. :lol
:rofl:
So unless my count is way off, that's between 50 and 100 dead Dementors (those already killed by the blades, the 20ish by Reivana, the 20ish killed early in the fight by Harry and another 30ish at the end) and just as many running away?

How many of the damn things does Azkaban have?
A lot. They breed, remember? And in Sixth Year, there was enough of them to make summer cold and damp across the British Isles as they bred more, also causing large amounts of depression and possibly suicides in the process.
ok, let's see the tally :o

Harry 50+
Reivana/Porta 20+
Tsukiakari 7+
Juuchi 3
Kagotsuruhe 1
Dementors 0

jepp, potter luck at his finest :ogles:

and don't forget: rule 37 is your friend (There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "time to reload".) :whistle:
Pretty much.
Also, Reviana is Porta's official Ambassador. Azkaban just committed an official Act of War.
Depends on if she knows that Azkaban is awake...
She pretty clearly did given what she said at the end.
She's extremely proud of him.
I'll repost mine for the Norikids.

Tokunotakai; Doves (Hachiman's sacred animal)
Colombe: Dumpster fires, alternately 'not my fault' in multiple languages :ogles:
Ehren: Buffalo or Thunderbirds (thanks to Delilah)
Claire: Music or Pianos
Jacklyn: Jolly Rogers on a red background or foxes
Delilah: Native American designs and guns
:p
So, uh... Who wants to bet that this was the most powerful Patronus in the recorded history of Wizard-kind?
Heh.

Most HP Authors: Writes Harry upon learning Dumbledore believes that Love is the Power He Knows Not going sarcastically: "What? Do you expect me to kiss him to defeat him?"

Me: Puts on sunglasses Here, hold my beer.

Yes, this was an example of why Love is the Power He Knows Not.
 
So, uh... Who wants to bet that this was the most powerful Patronus in the recorded history of Wizard-kind?
Probably one of them anyway. According to the wiki there are two individuals that had a powerful Patronus, for their size at least. They were a mouse and a ladybug/ladybird if anyone wanted to know.

To be honest, the Ofuda was being boosted by the Patronus' aura...
And I'm sure a Good Dog didn't give a helping paw...
 
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I hope Reivana gets some hugs and or books after this, cause it seems to me that she had the worst experience out of anyone. Maybe somemore book fort time with Hermione with added hugs from the Knights of the Undersea or Hoppou if she shows up.
 
If they find out somehow that Umbridge was involved, a Kangaroo court is the least of her worries...

She might actually get a kangaroo court.

Because the easiest way to get rid of the problem for the UK?

Tell everyone 'well, strictly speaking this all happened on our soil and involved a lot of our citizens as well as creatures we are supposed to maintain control over, so we should be the ones judging this particular individual and case. But in the interest of international relations we'll fulfill Ancient Atlantic Gateway Princess request and let her judge the attack on her ambassador first, with the understanding that after the suspect has been judged and served her sentence (if any) she will be returned to Great Britain for judgement'.

It lets the UK come across as very reasonable, subtly demand of Porta (and during the negotiations no doubt not subtly had demanded) that Umbridge not be abused or executed because Great Britain no longer has a death penalty and has outlawed torture for even longer, and only have to fetch her corpse after the century or longer sentence has been concluded with Umbridge's death of old age.

It would be to the benefit of Porta though to not create a kangaroo court for Umbridge. She's still pretty much doomed if anybody manages to link Umbridge to this attack even without a heavily biased judicial system.
 
She might actually get a kangaroo court.

Because the easiest way to get rid of the problem for the UK?

Tell everyone 'well, strictly speaking this all happened on our soil and involved a lot of our citizens as well as creatures we are supposed to maintain control over, so we should be the ones judging this particular individual and case. But in the interest of international relations we'll fulfill Ancient Atlantic Gateway Princess request and let her judge the attack on her ambassador first, with the understanding that after the suspect has been judged and served her sentence (if any) she will be returned to Great Britain for judgement'.

It lets the UK come across as very reasonable, subtly demand of Porta (and during the negotiations no doubt not subtly had demanded) that Umbridge not be abused or executed because Great Britain no longer has a death penalty and has outlawed torture for even longer, and only have to fetch her corpse after the century or longer sentence has been concluded with Umbridge's death of old age.

It would be to the benefit of Porta though to not create a kangaroo court for Umbridge. She's still pretty much doomed if anybody manages to link Umbridge to this attack even without a heavily biased judicial system.
Honestly, the worst they can do is sentence Umbridge to Azkaban. Because she failed, and Azkaban is salty.
 
Snippet 105: SisterJeanne
You can blame Skyefire for this one :V

She Didn't Light The Dumpster

Castle Moulbaix, July 13th, 2007


"I'm glad that Jezabel was able to come, Del." Colombe said as she watched her 'aunt' speaking to Zamarad next to the baluster at the end of the grand staircase.

"So am I, Sis. So am I. She caught cold six weeks ago and I was very concerned." Delilah responded quietly as she watched her mother.

"Hello hello!" Both blades turned at the familiar voice coming down the stairs.

"Jackie, good to see you!" Colombe said with a smile and a hug for her middle sister. "New dress?"

"Aye. Picked up for the party from a dressmaker down in the Tenderloin." Jacklyn responded, turning around slowly so her sisters could see the strapless scarlet cocktail dress.

"Red suits you, Jackie." Delilah murmured, giving Jacklyn a look and a slight nod.

"Indeed it does. Let me speak to me favorite niece first!" The cutlass headed over to where Claire was playing Debussy and leaned over to speak to the piano.

Colombe turned back to Delilah. "So nothing too crazy at MACUSA this week?"

Delilah shrugged slightly, her dark green dress rustling, "Nothing too crazy. Fortunately, the shipgirls are holding the line against the Abyssals, so no second Blood Week. Thankfully."

Colombe nodded and absently rubbed a hand against a scar hidden under the midnight blue silk of her dress. "Thankfully." Then her head snapped around at a musical giggle from Claire followed by a sudden fast flurry of bass notes with a catchy treble melody.



Jaklyn leaned against the piano like a 1920's cabaret girl and began to sing huskily with a smug smirk on her face.

"Big Sis went to Beauxbatons. Got expelled so said I'm gone!
Decided to go the mercenary life to find our Dad!
Went cruising around the Med. Fought pirates who wanted her dead!
Ran into ghouls, slavers, and everything that was bad!"


Colombe blushed and started to chuckle as Jacklyn continued to sing her take on Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire"

"Her Papa was fitted for a shroud! So she set out to make him proud!
Sailed from Paris to India hot on Dad's trail!
Saved a Rani who kissed girls for fun! That became Lady Chastity's Adventure One!
Killer thugees, naga, raksasha, all did fail!"


Delilah smirked smugly and joined in on the chorus.

"She didn't light the dumpster!
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
She didn't light the dumpster
No, she didn't light it
But she tried to fight it!"


Colombe gave Delilah a wounded 'you too?' look as her sisters continued to serenade her.

"Got word of the French Revolution! Saved her family and went for absolution!
ICW blamed her for violating the law!
So she fought against Napoleon! Sent him to Elba cursing a rapier amazonian!
Went back on Dad's trail as an outlaw!"


The uncontrollable grin Colombe had put the lie to her weak protests as Jezabel and Zamarad moved over to the piano.

"Back to India to pick up some jasmina! Then hot on Dad's trail to China!
Established a company and smuggled opium!
Crossed the tongs so killed their Hit man! A gang war later, off to Japan!
Got barred from Japan with extreme odium!"


Colombe shot Delilah a 'you told her about my Asian misadventures, didn't you?' glare as Zamarad picked up on the chorus and the revolver smugged back at her.

"She didn't light the dumpster!
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
She didn't light the dumpster
No, she didn't light it
But she tried to fight it!"

Claire picked up the volume and banged her head as the next verse started.

"Back to Belgium to check in with her clan! Found her evil nephew was a bad man!
Sent her off to be killed in the Franco-Prussian war!
Didn't work so her next trip was to Africa! Found out that he was a slave trafficker!
Another dumpster ready to burn and Sis said more!

Our dove is hard to kill! Despite all his ill will!
Evil Nephew blown away! What else do I have to say?"


Colombe shook her head and began to laugh helplessly at the retelling of her life in song.

"She didn't light the dumpster!
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
She didn't light the dumpster
No, she didn't light it
But she tried to fight it!"

Jezabel hugged her daughter around the waist and joined in the song.

"Just in time for World War One! Asked the Klan to have some fun!
Saved an Ifrit in World War Two!
Went to Tijuana in the wrestling ring! Iranian Revolution was a thing!
Blood Week was shared with Kasuyu!"


As if summoned by the song, the axe appeared with a tray full of full brandy glasses and a large birthday cake shaped and iced like a dumpster fire and with Happy 300th Birthday in icing on it.

"She didn't light the dumpster!
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
She didn't light the dumpster
No, she didn't light it
But she tried to fight it!"
 
You can blame Skyefire for this one :V

She Didn't Light The Dumpster

Castle Moulbaix, July 13th, 2007


"I'm glad that Jezabel was able to come, Del." Colombe said as she watched her 'aunt' speaking to Zamarad next to the baluster at the end of the grand staircase.

"So am I, Sis. So am I. She caught cold six weeks ago and I was very concerned." Delilah responded quietly as she watched her mother.

"Hello hello!" Both blades turned at the familiar voice coming down the stairs.

"Jackie, good to see you!" Colombe said with a smile and a hug for her middle sister. "New dress?"

"Aye. Picked up for the party from a dressmaker down in the Tenderloin." Jacklyn responded, turning around slowly so her sisters could see the strapless scarlet cocktail dress.

"Red suits you, Jackie." Delilah murmured, giving Jacklyn a look and a slight nod.

"Indeed it does. Let me speak to me favorite niece first!" The cutlass headed over to where Claire was playing Debussy and leaned over to speak to the piano.

Colombe turned back to Delilah. "So nothing too crazy at MACUSA this week?"

Delilah shrugged slightly, her dark green dress rustling, "Nothing too crazy. Fortunately, the shipgirls are holding the line against the Abyssals, so no second Blood Week. Thankfully."

Colombe nodded and absently rubbed a hand against a scar hidden under the midnight blue silk of her dress. "Thankfully." Then her head snapped around at a musical giggle from Claire followed by a sudden fast flurry of bass notes with a catchy treble melody.



Jaklyn leaned against the piano like a 1920's cabaret girl and began to sing huskily with a smug smirk on her face.

"Big Sis went to Beauxbatons. Got expelled so said I'm gone!
Decided to go the mercenary life to find our Dad!
Went cruising around the Med. Fought pirates who wanted her dead!
Ran into ghouls, slavers, and everything that was bad!"


Colombe blushed and started to chuckle as Jacklyn continued to sing her take on Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire"

"Her Papa was fitted for a shroud! So she set out to make him proud!
Sailed from Paris to India hot on Dad's trail!
Saved a Rani who kissed girls for fun! That became Lady Chastity's Adventure One!
Killer thugees, naga, raksasha, all did fail!"


Delilah smirked smugly and joined in on the chorus.

"She didn't light the dumpster!
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
She didn't light the dumpster
No, she didn't light it
But she tried to fight it!"


Colombe gave Delilah a wounded 'you too?' look as her sisters continued to serenade her.

"Got word of the French Revolution! Saved her family and went for absolution!
ICW blamed her for violating the law!
So she fought against Napoleon! Sent him to Elba cursing a rapier amazonian!
Went back on Dad's trail as an outlaw!"


The uncontrollable grin Colombe had put the lie to her weak protests as Jezabel and Zamarad moved over to the piano.

"Back to India to pick up some jasmina! Then hot on Dad's trail to China!
Established a company and smuggled opium!
Crossed the tongs so killed their Hit man! A gang war later, off to Japan!
Got barred from Japan with extreme odium!"


Colombe shot Delilah a 'you told her about my Asian misadventures, didn't you?' glare as Zamarad picked up on the chorus and the revolver smugged back at her.

"She didn't light the dumpster!
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
She didn't light the dumpster
No, she didn't light it
But she tried to fight it!"


Claire picked up the volume and banged her head as the next verse started.

"Back to Belgium to check in with her clan! Found her evil nephew was a bad man!
Sent her off to be killed in the Franco-Prussian war!
Didn't work so her next trip was to Africa! Found out that he was a slave trafficker!
Another dumpster ready to burn and Sis said more!

Our dove is hard to kill! Despite all his ill will!
Evil Nephew blown away! What else do I have to say?"


Colombe shook her head and began to laugh helplessly at the retelling of her life in song.

"She didn't light the dumpster!
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
She didn't light the dumpster
No, she didn't light it
But she tried to fight it!"


Jezabel hugged her daughter around the waist and joined in the song.

"Just in time for World War One! Asked the Klan to have some fun!
Saved an Ifrit in World War Two!
Went to Tijuana in the wrestling ring! Iranian Revolution was a thing!
Blood Week was shared with Kasuyu!"


As if summoned by the song, the axe appeared with a tray full of full brandy glasses and a large birthday cake shaped and iced like a dumpster fire and with Happy 300th Birthday in icing on it.

"She didn't light the dumpster!
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
She didn't light the dumpster
No, she didn't light it
But she tried to fight it!"

Loved it. Now can we get a musically inclined member to record and post it
 
Snippet 106: SisterJeanne
Pack Dynamics V

Tsurugaoka Hachimangū, Kamakura


'Excuse me."

Hachiko Miyata turned at the words from the scowling young lady standing by the gold-colored American car parked illegally just outside the shrine. "Yes, can I help you ma'am?"

"I was wondering if you had seen my imōto Tokunotakai? She teaches Kendo and Kyudo at the shrine and I have not seen her in the last week. Since she was supposed to go out to dinner with me yesterday..." The young lady -- who Hachiko was sure was a yakuza considering her gold-framed sunglasses, expensive haircut, fitted business suit and flashy car -- sounded quite concerned under the hectoring tone.

Hachiko frowned, "I last saw her....ten days ago. She and a blonde foreign woman were planning to take the train to climb Mount Fuji."

A sudden grasp pulled him nose to chest with the yakuza. "This gaijin...what did she look like?!"

Hachiko gulped, "Well she was taller than Toku-sensei or you, slender, hair of a rich gold and blue eyes...oh, and she was carrying two backpacks and had a straight sword at her hip... like in that movie about the Musketeers?"

The yakuza girl released him. "Kuso!! Thank you, I need to make some calls now. She could be anywhere doing anything to poor Toku-chan!"

As he hastily made his escape up the shrine steps he heard the girl behind him yelling into her phone. "What do you mean Honjo is out of the building at an appointment! Get her on the phone, we have a real crisis here! That damn gaijin rapier kidnapped our sister!"

At the top of the stairs, a cough attracted his attention. A young woman with peach-colored light pink hair in a red and blue kimono tilted her conical sugegasa straw hat back to survey him from where she was idly whittling a piece of driftwood. "You have not seen Tokunotakai, have you?" Her voice was high pitched with a Kansai accent.


He blinked, "I'm sorry miss. As I told her sister, she left on vacation to climb Mount Fuji and has not returned to teach kendo."

Two sharp blue eyes surveyed him and the figure nodded once as she tapped a finger on the hilt of the daisho set that she carried. "You said her sister was here?"

"Yes, she is down the street next to a gold... car..." Hachiko trailed off as the mysterious figure sprinted down the stairs, then shrugged. Strange day, but he needed to get Aki and head to the base to meet Moriko for hanami flower viewing.

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As Hachiko collected his little brother from the substitute kyudo instructor, Fudo Masamune swore into her cell phone as she drummed her fingers on the hood of her car.

The Evil Gaijin Rapier was getting away and Tokunotaki was in trouble. She had to go to the rescue of her little sister!

"Dammit, Kote-chan, pick up!"

Suddenly a hand fell on her shoulder and squeezed hard enough to cause her to wince. A very familiar voice drawled in her ear. "Fudō-han! Shibaitaro ka?" (Fudo! Do you want me to give you a beating?)

Fudo paled and turned to see the smiling form of her big sister Musashi. Who was carrying a freshly carved bokken and had an ear to ear happy smile at finding a suitable 'sparring partner'. Regardless of what the current victim of Musashi's monomaniacal devotion to The Way Of the Sword wanted.



Fudo gulped and spoke nervously, "Musashi-sama, this is not a good time..."

Musashi-no-Masamune's grin widened. "It is always a good time to practice The Way. Now get over here!" With a crack of displaced air and a cut-short scream from The Chosen Blade of Fudo My'oo, Musashi Apparated Fudo away.

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Yokosuka Naval Base, Main Gate

Kiho Mitsue bowed to the street vendor, then took her cup of kakigori flavored shaved ice as she watched the traffic out of the main gate. Dressed in a knee-length skirt and a nice blouse, she was the image of an Office Lady secretary out to enjoy flower viewing. Something that her thick brass-rimmed 'cat eye' glasses and hair up in a severe bun furthered her appearance as yet another of the mass of humanity on the street outside the main gate.


Of course her 'glasses' were actually custom-built low profile Auror's Omnioculars set to record the scene for later analysis. She stepped to one side as a group of destroyers led by one she recognized from the muggle newspapers escorting one taller girl and a gaggle of young children headed to the shaved ice cart that she was standing next to.

She raised a mental eyebrow as her oculars flashed indicators around most of the children showing that they had magical auras disguising their true forms. Before fuzzing out in static as the surveillance spells glitched on the elderly device causing her to sigh and duck her hand inside the purse to rub the control ofuda taped to the liner to try to bring the focus back to non-headache-level clarity. She was lucky that she even had these old models thanks to Auror Yamato selling her her old pair rather than destroying them when the Mark XIV models superseded them before Blood Week.

It didn't make the headache that was forming any less before the display finally cleared up some while the younger girls attached to the lead destroyer asked if they had peanut butter flavored shaved ice.

With that she murmured to the Self-Scribing Quill inside her purse as she discarded the empty cup in a nearby trash bin. "Shipgirls exited Yokosuka with eight apparent Yokai children in tow, possibly acting as parental figures."

Once again she resolved not to try breaking into the base. If they knew about magic, no doubt precautions were taken. Also, she would only bend the law as an absolute last resort, and her plan of observation should render it unnecessary. It was clear both from what she had heard before the job and the attitude of the Miyatas that if she messed up and was caught, she was on her own.

Also, this was just her preliminary round of observations to establish a baseline and highlight areas to look into for further analysis and data collection. Get observations and footage of their interactions and auras for later analysis and refining her plan of data collection.

Field Work is 99% boredom and 1% utter robe-browning terror, as the saying went.

She idly mused that hopefully she had used up her quota of terror for this decade when she had found out that the missing daughter she had been hired to locate last year was the victim of a jorogumo who had a gashadokuro on call. Once again she resolved if she ever met Nagato to prostrate herself at the battleship's feet for getting rid of that menace, which had converted her to a quiet but fervent supporter of shipgirls on the spot when she heard the news through her contacts among the Aurors and the press.

Yamamoto-sensei had impressed on her how tricky and deadly a jorogumo alone could be when he spoke of the one that had eluded him for decades up and down Japan after ripping half his face to ribbons on Hokkaido as she escaped his capture team. One with the kind of unstoppable power that a gashadokuro represented really did not bear thinking about save to burn incense that someone else had put paid to that menace no matter the risks to the Statute of Secrecy.

Better embarrassing explanations to the muggles than slaughtered towns.

Her eyes located a young 'girl' in tan slacks and a baggy off-white sweater escorting a somewhat shaggy headed younger boy toward the gate. "Hachiko Miyata in sight, escorting young boy. Boy has a magical aura, potential Yokai? Potential sibling? Potential wizard? Research later." Her lips curled in a smile as she ordered the oculars to lock on him and start recording.

Her eyes narrowed at a group of three young women, the lead one immediately recognizable from her file as Moriko Ibuki. Behind her, a clear close relative of Miss Ibuki was being pushed in a wheelchair by a near-identical twin of her target.

Time to earn her pay.

With that thought, she reached into her purse to pull out a cell phone. Turning as she began her 'phone conversation' as she walked down the street in their direction, she watched Hachiko drop the boy's arm and run toward the woman in the lead. She then blushed slightly as Moriko gathered him in a hug where his face vanished in her rather substantial chest and swung him around like a rag doll in her excitement.

She could see why the boy had fallen for the girl if this was normal. She certainly acted a lot younger than her 'official age' of 24, and as she zoomed in, she noticed a strong magical aura around Miss Ibuki and the other girls. Matching that of the Yokai children that the destroyers were guiding toward a bus running to the park.

Interesting...

She casually walked to be in earshot of the teenagers as Moriko finally released a red-faced and giddy Hachiko from his daily dose of Marshmallow Hell.
 
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She raised a mental eyebrow as her oculars flashed indicators around most of the children showing that they had magical auras disguising their true forms.

Would those also trip with every shipgirl? Tho I figure the 'aura' is probably different.

who had a gashodoroku on call.
One with the kind of unstoppable power that a gashodoroku represented

In both cases, 'gashadokuro', not 'gashadoroku'

Two sharp blue eyes surveyed her and the figure nodded once as she tapped a finger

shouldn't that be 'him', if it's referring to Hachiko?

Once again she resolved if she ever met Nagato to prostrate herself at the battleship's feet for getting rid of that menace

"Oh you should just see the combat footage the flight of F-15s managed! They even managed to catch the moment when my darling little Hoppou socked it in the teeth! So cute! Even when she nailed it with the oil drums and the Willie Pete! She's such a good thrower!" (I figure Nagato often can't help going full 'Maes Hugues' when her kids come up in conversation. ;) )

twitch "Nagato-sama... did you just say combat footage?"
 
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Would those also trip with every shipgirl? Tho I figure the 'aura' is probably different.

Aura is different and it is set to look for the signs of a being concealing him/herself with magic or spells cast on an aura such as the signs of a love enchantment.

Fubuki and the other shipgirls would register as incarnated spirits, Natural Born would be strong aura/unknown. Also Fubuki and the rest don't register as strongly as if they deployed their rigging.

In both cases, 'gashadokuro', not 'gashadoroku'
shouldn't that be 'him', if it's referring to Hachiko?

Good catch, fixed!

"Oh you should just see the combat footage the flight of F-15s managed! They even managed to catch the moment when my darling little Hoppou socked it in the teeth! So cute! Even when she nailed it with the oil drums and the Willie Pete! She's such a good thrower!" (I figure Nagato often can't help going full 'Maes Hugues' when her kids come up in conversation. ;) )

twitch "Nagato-sama... did you just say combat footage?"

Nagato would want a copy of that, yes, and I can see Nagato arranging a copy of the relevant footage of Hoppou clobbering the Big Bony Meanie to be delivered to her for tactical analysis and morale boosting purposes. :V
 
How many of the damn things does Azkaban have?
All of them - unfortunately.

So, uh... Who wants to bet that this was the most powerful Patronus in the recorded history of Wizard-kind?
mah - it would be even stronger if it was a Squirrel.

a mouse and a ladybug/ladybird
Again, not one squirrel - and speaking comperatively, just how would a Ladybird defeat a dementer ? (now, if is had been a bumblebee... It could have ran it over :lol)

Can you get kangaroo's in London ?

UK come across as very reasonable

This is WIzarding England, thus there is only one response to that idea - :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
If they find out somehow that Umbridge was involved, a Kangaroo court is the least of her worries...
Oh, you got no idea...
I hope Reivana gets some hugs and or books after this, cause it seems to me that she had the worst experience out of anyone. Maybe somemore book fort time with Hermione with added hugs from the Knights of the Undersea or Hoppou if she shows up.
Yeah, she really needs it.
She might actually get a kangaroo court.

Because the easiest way to get rid of the problem for the UK?

Tell everyone 'well, strictly speaking this all happened on our soil and involved a lot of our citizens as well as creatures we are supposed to maintain control over, so we should be the ones judging this particular individual and case. But in the interest of international relations we'll fulfill Ancient Atlantic Gateway Princess request and let her judge the attack on her ambassador first, with the understanding that after the suspect has been judged and served her sentence (if any) she will be returned to Great Britain for judgement'.

It lets the UK come across as very reasonable, subtly demand of Porta (and during the negotiations no doubt not subtly had demanded) that Umbridge not be abused or executed because Great Britain no longer has a death penalty and has outlawed torture for even longer, and only have to fetch her corpse after the century or longer sentence has been concluded with Umbridge's death of old age.

It would be to the benefit of Porta though to not create a kangaroo court for Umbridge. She's still pretty much doomed if anybody manages to link Umbridge to this attack even without a heavily biased judicial system.
Yeah, and linking her to this? It is a lot harder than one would think.
Honestly, the worst they can do is sentence Umbridge to Azkaban. Because she failed, and Azkaban is salty.
That... would honestly be pretty horrific for her.
ou can blame Skyefire for this one :V

She Didn't Light The Dumpster

Castle Moulbaix, July 13th, 2007


Snip
:rofl:
yes, but the barrel gasoline in her hand wasn't a help to fight it :cool:

HAPPY 300th BIRTHDAY Colombe :)
:lol:rofl::lol
Pack Dynamics V

Tsurugaoka Hachimangū, Kamakura


Snip
Hmm...
Fudo gulped and spoke nervously, "Musashi-sama, this is not a good time..."

Musashi-no-Masamune's grin widened. "It is always a good time to practice The Way. Now get over here!" With a crack of displaced air and a cut-short scream from The Chosen Blade of Fudo My'oo, Musashi Apparated Fudo away.
I would say poor Fudo, but...
Of course her 'glasses' were actually custom-built low profile Auror's Omnioculars set to record the scene for later analysis. She stepped to one side as a group of destroyers led by one she recognized from the muggle newspapers escorting one taller girl and a gaggle of young children headed to the shaved ice cart that she was standing next to.

She raised a mental eyebrow as her oculars flashed indicators around most of the children showing that they had magical auras disguising their true forms. Before fuzzing out in static as the surveillance spells glitched on the elderly device causing her to sigh and duck her hand inside the purse to rub the control ofuda taped to the liner to try to bring the focus back to non-headache-level clarity. She was lucky that she even had these old models thanks to Auror Yamato selling her her old pair rather than destroying them when the Mark XIV models superseded them before Blood Week.

It didn't make the headache that was forming any less before the display finally cleared up some while the younger girls attached to the lead destroyer asked if they had peanut butter flavored shaved ice.
Now these are interesting items...
Also, this was just her preliminary round of observations to establish a baseline and highlight areas to look into for further analysis and data collection. Get observations and footage of their interactions and auras for later analysis and refining her plan of data collection.

Field Work is 99% boredom and 1% utter robe-browning terror, as the saying went.
So very true...
She idly mused that hopefully she had used up her quota of terror for this decade when she had found out that the missing daughter she had been hired to locate last year was the victim of a jorogumo who had a gashadokuro on call. Once again she resolved if she ever met Nagato to prostrate herself at the battleship's feet for getting rid of that menace, which had converted her to a quiet but fervent supporter of shipgirls on the spot when she heard the news through her contacts among the Aurors and the press.

Yamamoto-sensei had impressed on her how tricky and deadly a jorogumo alone could be when he spoke of the one that had eluded him for decades up and down Japan after ripping half his face to ribbons on Hokkaido as she escaped his capture team. One with the kind of unstoppable power that a gashadokuro represented really did not bear thinking about save to burn incense that someone else had put paid to that menace no matter the risks to the Statute of Secrecy.

Better embarrassing explanations to the muggles than slaughtered towns.
I can see Nagato being so damn confused.
With that thought, she reached into her purse to pull out a cell phone. Turning as she began her 'phone conversation' as she walked down the street in their direction, she watched Hachiko drop the boy's arm and run toward the woman in the lead. She then blushed slightly as Moriko gathered him in a hug where his face vanished in her rather substantial chest and swung him around like a rag doll in her excitement.

She could see why the boy had fallen for the girl if this was normal. She certainly acted a lot younger than her 'official age' of 24, and as she zoomed in, she noticed a strong magical aura around Miss Ibuki and the other girls. Matching that of the Yokai children that the destroyers were guiding toward a bus running to the park.

Interesting...
Yes, no wonder he likes her. :p
Would those also trip with every shipgirl? Tho I figure the 'aura' is probably different.

Aura is different and it is set to look for the signs of a being concealing him/herself with magic or spells cast on an aura such as the signs of a love enchantment.

Fubuki and the other shipgirls would register as incarnated spirits, Natural Born would be strong aura/unknown. Also Fubuki and the rest don't register as strongly as if they deployed their rigging.
Makes sense.
"Oh you should just see the combat footage the flight of F-15s managed! They even managed to catch the moment when my darling little Hoppou socked it in the teeth! So cute! Even when she nailed it with the oil drums and the Willie Pete! She's such a good thrower!" (I figure Nagato often can't help going full 'Maes Hugues' when her kids come up in conversation. ;) )

twitch "Nagato-sama... did you just say combat footage?"

Nagato would want a copy of that, yes, and I can see Nagato arranging a copy of the relevant footage of Hoppou clobbering the Big Bony Meanie to be delivered to her for tactical analysis and morale boosting purposes. :V
Yeah, Nagato likely has a copy of that.
mah - it would be even stronger if it was a Squirrel.
But it would only defeat them off screen.
Again, not one squirrel - and speaking comperatively, just how would a Ladybird defeat a dementer ? (now, if is had been a bumblebee... It could have ran it over :lol)
So true...
At that point the Statute of Secrecy would get leaned on, if it still existed, and the MoM would be told to get with the plan or else. It's pretty clearly on its last legs.
Pretty much, yeah.
 
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