Harry And The Shipgirls: Prisoner of Shipping (A HP/KanColle Snippet Collection)

Hm, that does make sense.

That whole 7 accepted schools thing is pretty ridiculous as well. France has one, Britain has one, then there's one in Eastern Europe. Seeing that we know that its reach goes into Bulgaria, I'd tentatively put that one in the Carpathian mountains. Also definitely a school that needs a lingua franca for its students. That leaves Italy and Spain without recognized schools in Southern Europe. And seeing that those nations have pretty sizeable populations, with Italy having comparable population to France and Britain, that strikes me as typical British provincialism.

Nations in Europe that should have a national school at least on par with Beauxbatons include: Italy, Poland, Spain, Ukraine, Russia, Germany and Turkey. Each of these nations have populations sizeable enough to have, statistically speaking, a large enough wizarding population for a proper national school.

Hell, poking at this some more, this system basically panders to French and British interests, is however supposedly older than the Entente, i.e. from a time when Britain and France were basically constantly fighting because their interests were mutually exclusive. With Durmstrang likely to be in the former Austria-Hungary, it becomes even more baffling. Basically, you have recognized schools in civilized countries that actually matter (France and Britain) and another in the far wilderness where the barbarians live (Durmstrang). Definitely written by a British person that knows jack shit about anything outside her soggy island.

You can explain some lack of schools away. Germany, Italy, Spain? No school due to WWI + WWII, WWII and Franco respectively. Durmstrang is likely to crash, especially once the whole ICW system finally collapses. Most nations in Eastern Europe will promote their national schools over Durmstrang. Poland for example is still haunted by the collective memory of their nation being split apart and ruled from Berlin, Moscow and Vienna. The ICW system is likely to remind them of that.
It gets more ridiculous when you leave Europe. One school for all of North America, one for South America, one for Africa and one for Asia. Do you really want me to believe a single school can handle students from an entire continent, JKR? Are you crazy?
From what we know, Drumstrang is somewhere in either northern Norway or Sweden according to Rowling and it has a large mountain next to it and several lakes. Which rules out where the official Pottermore map shows it as being, which is near the border of Russia and Finland as that region is pretty damn flat. It becomes more impossible as "Wonderbook of Potions" states that there is a Russian school, Koldovstoretz School, in Russia. Of course, you also have the whole thing where staff at Drumstrang has peoples' minds wiped to preserve the secret of where the school might be, which is just plain stupid. We also know that it only takes in Purebloods, maybe Half-Bloods.

Beaubaxtons, from what we know, is apparently located outside of Cannes.

Mahoutokoro is especially stupid because, apparently, it takes in all the students from East Asia. Because Rowling did not realize the issue that having children from North and South Korea, China, Vietnam, and others needing to go to a school in Japan and under Japanese control.

Granted, considering that Rowling seems to think that Native American societies hate magic like European cultures did and saw it as evil... her just being stupid is obvious. Hence why I do agree that the various nations likely have their own small schools of magic scattered all over the place.
You can support a massive event with relatively small population centers. The W:O:A takes place in a 1800 people village each year, has over 70.000 visitors and a lot of the organization and background work is sourced locally.
True, but as you said that is in the same village each year, so they have the infrastructure and the like. Like the real World Cup, the Quidditch World Cup seems to go to different nations each time.
As can I. A very long chat indeed. He's almost as pissed at them for accepting the clearly ornamental blade as for discounting Norimune.
Yeah, that actually makes a lot of sense really. Granted, I do wonder what happened to said blade... hmm... I got a bit of an idea...
A lot of Norimune's career from Hachiman's POV was him trying to make lemonade from the lemons provided from suboptimal choices by other people (Norimune later and the priests then).
Well, I think that Norimune might be a bit sour...
Case in point about Norimune dropping the ball causing her boss to get a headache. Followed by him trying to figure out how to handle Colombe as an agent.

That said, yes poor Julie (and childbirth was statistically one of the deadliest things a woman could do in the 1700s).

However, it is very likely that some deals were cut in 1707 just like deals were cut with Lyra Potter in 1949 so that when not if Norimune goes to Kami-con, Julie d'Aubigny's spirit will be waiting there for her. The same might be true for Colombe's adopted father and Sally Gray.

In fact, I'm sure that Julie d'Aubigny is in Shinto Heaven right now waiting for her love and her daughter to get around to paying her a visit.
Really? Because I imagine she regularly sneaks into other afterlives just to kill the time.
I could see that actually.
when did haarfarge ?
Get summoned? When all the other Norwegian ships did. The King came forward and asked for them, and every single ship in their navy came when he called. He promptly adopted all of them.
^This, pretty much. Now, his reaction to a number of other shipgirls being around, including one who believes that she is not worthy because of what she is, well...
*considers some of the rumors concerning her twitter posts...*

Yes. Yes she is.
*Laughs*
Consecration III

7 July 1902


*Snip*
Now this is rather interesting...
 
From what we know, Drumstrang is somewhere in either northern Norway or Sweden according to Rowling and it has a large mountain next to it and several lakes. Which rules out where the official Pottermore map shows it as being, which is near the border of Russia and Finland as that region is pretty damn flat. It becomes more impossible as "Wonderbook of Potions" states that there is a Russian school, Koldovstoretz School, in Russia. Of course, you also have the whole thing where staff at Drumstrang has peoples' minds wiped to preserve the secret of where the school might be, which is just plain stupid. We also know that it only takes in Purebloods, maybe Half-Bloods.

Beaubaxtons, from what we know, is apparently located outside of Cannes.

Mahoutokoro is especially stupid because, apparently, it takes in all the students from East Asia. Because Rowling did not realize the issue that having children from North and South Korea, China, Vietnam, and others needing to go to a school in Japan and under Japanese control.

Granted, considering that Rowling seems to think that Native American societies hate magic like European cultures did and saw it as evil... her just being stupid is obvious. Hence why I do agree that the various nations likely have their own small schools of magic scattered all over the place.

It certainly seems logical, and I ran with it.

Well, I had Magical Portugal had a state school in the late 18th/Early 19th century and was in the process of having it registered as a 'proper,' ICW sanctioned school... Then the economy tanked and the government had to close it down to restore some solvency. The faculty and staff either went to the other Official Schools, or became tutors or went to one of the various "Unlicensed" schools. So it might not be surprising if other nations have a similar story.

Also, I figured that there is a process in place to 'register' a magical school as a "School of Witchcraft and Wizardry," but almost none of them ever make it due to the financial, political, and bureaucratic hoops to jump, so they don't bother.

Because - I headcanon - while there's likely plenty of perks to having your school be official - the prestige, having a diploma from, say, Hogwarts, Beauxbatons, or the others, is a Prerequisite to government or ICW positions, and the money both in tuition and ICW subsidies - most magical families don't bother, not seeing a need to pay for what amounts to a fancy paper, when they can get just as good an education from a local, unregistered school, and are just going into the family business.
 
So... with all this focus on Greece recently, and my own snippets with Hades and the talk of heroes... I came to a realization. I think that the penultimate Potter ancestors might claim descent from Odysseus. He's literally a checklist of Potter family characteristics.

1. Insane out of the box thinker
2. Has luck that takes the strangest of turns
3. Incredibly loyal to his friends, family and loved ones
4. Will literally go through hell to get back to them and/or protect them
5. Individuals of power and influence tend to gravitate to him and assisted him... or stymied him.
 
So... with all this focus on Greece recently, and my own snippets with Hades and the talk of heroes... I came to a realization. I think that the penultimate Potter ancestors might claim descent from Odysseus. He's literally a checklist of Potter family characteristics.

1. Insane out of the box thinker
2. Has luck that takes the strangest of turns
3. Incredibly loyal to his friends, family and loved ones
4. Will literally go through hell to get back to them and/or protect them
5. Individuals of power and influence tend to gravitate to him and assisted him... or stymied him.

What about his extreme arrogance that caused the gods to send him on the Odyssey as punishment in the first place?
 
Snippet 8: RCNAnon
Ron, Duke and Warspite 13

There was a moment of pause as the surprise and sudden movement ceased and both sides of the confrontation looked each other over.

"Who are you and what are you doing here?" Duke's voice rang out, loud and demanding.

"I am Victoria Passel and I greatly apologize for startling the Young Sir and My Ladies. I mean no harm at all and beg leave to explain myself." The voice was immensely contrite and sounded completely sincere.

Ron couldn't see what was going but there was another moment of pause and he could imagine looks were being passed back and forth between various people. He couldn't see anything at the moment, though if he opened his eyes he'd be treated to a rather nice view of white on white. Which was exactly why he kept his eyes closed.

"Summer, please let Ron go I don't think there's any danger." Warspite said.

Ron felt the arms holding him closely let go and he pulled away, only opening his eyes once he was sure he was relatively safe. When he did open them he saw Summer standing over him, still hunched somewhat as she looked down towards him.

"I'm ok Summer. Thank you." He gave her a smile.

Summer's face flushed in the mild red that it could do and she nodded.

Ron then finally turned around to see what was happening. Warspite and Duke still had their rigs out but they were not as on edge as they had been. Instead they were looking at the maid, who was bent over at the waist with her skirts held up slightly and her head down. He could see that her clothing was well made if seemingly made plain on purpose, the dress being a flat black color covered with a bright white apron. A head of medium length dirty blond hair fell down over her neck and face.

Ron looked to Warspite as she turned to look at him. She seemed to be asking what he thought about all of this and he gave a shrug.

"I think it would be best if you stood up and explained yourself Miss Passel." Duke's voice wasn't nearly as harsh as it had been, though there was still a small edge to it. She gave a small glance back towards Ron and he gave her a short smile before she turned back around.

The blonde maid in front of them stood up, her head lifting and seemingly seeking him out for a moment. Ron's eyes met hers for a moment and there seemed to be something she was looking for that she found and a brief look of pleasure crossed her face before she went back to being contrite.

Now that she was fully upright it was easy to see that Victoria, whoever she was, seemed to be a bit older. She wasn't elderly, in fact if Ron had to compare her face to anyone he would have compared it to Dreadnought's. A well aged forty something that had been quite pretty in the past, developed into beautiful as she aged and still retained a beauty that would continue well into old age. If such a thing were to happen, as Ron suddenly got an inkling of what might be going on when his mind processed what looking like Dreadnought probably meant. In other matters she looked much less like anyone there, with a middling height that was more than his or his mothers and less than Duke or Warspite's battleship given size. She was also relatively slender but not excessively so, with only a moderate bosom and flair to her hips.

"Yes." The blonde bowed her head as she started speaking. "As I said my name is Victoria Passel. I am… the awoken spirit of the house and its grounds."

She notably paused there, looking up to see the groups reaction.

"I see this does not shock you very much." She seemed almost disappointed at that.

"I'm HMS Warspite." Warspite grinned as she dismissed her rig. "Pennant 03."

"I'm HMS Duke of York, Pennant 17." Duke similarly dismissed her rig, though Ron could see she was still on guard.

"HMS Dreadnought." Dreadnought kept her introduction short, though courteous.

"My friend had a tea set from his mum that woke up like you." Ron said with a grin. "She's married a battleship."

"One of my other sons has an Ancient Egyptian Sunship following him around that thinks he's a reincarnated Pharaoh." Molly seemed like this was just another day in her life.

Summer didn't say anything, though the mere fact that she was nine feet tall, fully white in skin tone instead of merely pale and had glowing blue eyes said enough on its own.

"I see my owners are as well traveled and experienced as one could expect." Victoria seemed to smile slightly and then bowed once more. "I thank you for your acceptance."

"You said you're the spirit of the house." Asked Duke. "So why are you dressed as a maid?"

"A maid and a home are the same no? The master takes care of them and in turn gets taken care of. It is the way things go." Victoria seemed to think that was quite obvious. "Young Master Weasley and his mother have already demonstrated their willingness to clean me and you have all been discussing renovations to the buildings and grounds." She tilted her head slightly. "For that you have my thanks. As well as my service if you would have it. My last master was… erratic and would not have accepted my offer so I did not extend it."

Ron, Duke and Warspite looked between each other and nodded.

"I don't see why not." Ron said. "Is there uh… anything you would like or need? I'm not sure what a House Spirit like you might desire as payment."

"No Young Master." Victoria seemed quite sincere. "All I would ask is that you not leave me empty as I have been for so long. It gets… quite lonely." She paused and then smiled. "Though you have already discussed having guests over for rest and relaxation. I would be quite thrilled to serve any and all who came."

"I think we can manage that." Warspite said. "A small stipend as well I think."

"Yes. It would not feel right if you were not compensated in some way." Duke nodded in agreement.

"You are very kind." Victoria bowed again.

For a moment there was a pause and then Ron cleared his throat.

"While we're here, is there anything we should be aware of for the renovations?"

Victoria seemed to light up at that and nodded. "I could very easily provide you with a list if you like."

"I think that would be good." Ron said.

"If you don't mind me asking," Molly cut in, "What exactly can you do as a… House Spirit?"

"In short the house and the grounds are an extension of myself." Victoria said. "Though I am generally "aware" of things, unless I listen or try to see on purpose. Privacy is important after all." She paused and then bowed down again. "I apologize for my earlier peeping, I wanted to know what sort of masters I would have."

"I think we can all forgive that given the circumstances." Warspite said.

Ron nodded. "Yeah, I don't think anyone is worried about that."

Victoria nodded and inclined her head again. "Thank you."

"We'd planned on hiring a few more staff, will that be necessary for you?" Victoria turned to look at Duke as she spoke.

"I suppose in the strictest sense it is not necessary but it would be a relief for me to not have to do everything myself." Victoria seemed willing enough to do that if asked but her reservations were clear.

"I think we should still get a few more people to help out." Ron said, drawing a small curve of the lip from Victoria.

"With how many people might visit? I agree." Warspite said, with Duke nodding along in agreement.

"I look forward to it." Victoria seemed quite happy with what was going on.

"Well..." Ron looked back and forth as silence once more descended. "I think we were mostly done with our check of the grounds. I think we should be back soon to help start with the renovations so if you could get that list..."

Ron froze as Victoria pulled a not, inconsiderable sized folio from… somewhere and offered it to him.

"A list of everything you may want to look at for renovation Young Master." Victoria again bowed slightly as he took it. "From the most pressing to quite minor."

"Thanks." Ron was a bit shocked at the promptness but then again a spirit probably had nothing better to do than catalog everything that might be needed to fix itself."

"Is there anything else I can assist with?" Victoria asked.

"No… I think that's it for now." Ron forced himself to focus and then nodded.

"Then I will look forward to seeing you all again very soon." Victoria bowed once more and then suddenly disappeared as if she'd never been there. Only the folio in his hand kept Ron from questioning if he'd just hallucinated everything.

Back at the road and waiting for their ride to come back, Ron looked between Duke and Warspite, with Summer close behind him as she usually was.

"That was unexpected." He looked down at the folio again. "Really unexpected."

"I think it will all work out quite nicely." Warspite said as she let one of her hands rest on Ron's shoulder.

"Oh I think it will too." Ron said with a nod. "It just seems like life keeps getting crazier. A house spirit is something I'd expect from Harry."

"I think that you have quite enough adventure on your own Ron. Without comparing yourself to your friend."

"I suppose that's true." Ron said, finally grinning again as the truck came into view. "Hopefully not too much though."

"Hopefully." Warspite looked to Duke, sharing a knowing look. "Hopefully."

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
AN: Another from me, trying to move things along.

And yes, Ron needs to remember Murphy a bit more ;)
 
If only Victory wasn't a large part of this story as Dumbledore's BFF, then we could give Victoria the nickname Vicky.
 
It certainly seems logical, and I ran with it.

Well, I had Magical Portugal had a state school in the late 18th/Early 19th century and was in the process of having it registered as a 'proper,' ICW sanctioned school... Then the economy tanked and the government had to close it down to restore some solvency. The faculty and staff either went to the other Official Schools, or became tutors or went to one of the various "Unlicensed" schools. So it might not be surprising if other nations have a similar story.

Also, I figured that there is a process in place to 'register' a magical school as a "School of Witchcraft and Wizardry," but almost none of them ever make it due to the financial, political, and bureaucratic hoops to jump, so they don't bother.

Because - I headcanon - while there's likely plenty of perks to having your school be official - the prestige, having a diploma from, say, Hogwarts, Beauxbatons, or the others, is a Prerequisite to government or ICW positions, and the money both in tuition and ICW subsidies - most magical families don't bother, not seeing a need to pay for what amounts to a fancy paper, when they can get just as good an education from a local, unregistered school, and are just going into the family business.
I agree that the bolded is the most likely reason why there are not more official schools around.
So... with all this focus on Greece recently, and my own snippets with Hades and the talk of heroes... I came to a realization. I think that the penultimate Potter ancestors might claim descent from Odysseus. He's literally a checklist of Potter family characteristics.

1. Insane out of the box thinker
2. Has luck that takes the strangest of turns
3. Incredibly loyal to his friends, family and loved ones
4. Will literally go through hell to get back to them and/or protect them
5. Individuals of power and influence tend to gravitate to him and assisted him... or stymied him.
What about his extreme arrogance that caused the gods to send him on the Odyssey as punishment in the first place?
This... is true. And I will note that due to living in the Bronze Age, there are likely a lot of Europeans with blood from Odysseus.
Ron, Duke and Warspite 13

*Snip*
I will admit that to me, one of the best parts here was what Summer did with Ron. Something that he will have to get used to, I suppose... Victoria was also great as well here to be honest.

Also, that last bit. He just had to taunt Murphy.
If only Victory wasn't a large part of this story as Dumbledore's BFF, then we could give Victoria the nickname Vicky.
I don't think that a nickname would be proper for her...
 
Snippet 79: SisterJeanne
Consecration (Epilogue)

1962, Ian's Pub


Lyra Potter grinned at the sight of a trio of Kitsune maidens leaving the back room of her husband's pub. Although, judging from the perked up ears, wagging fox tails and vulpine smiles, these attendants of Inari were maidens no longer.

Her perverted grin redoubled at the sight of her beloved husband giving her a wink as he ostentatiously reached for a Pepper-up potion to 'rehydrate himself'. The bell rang and automatically he turned his head to the new arrival and froze.

Lyra glanced over curiously, raising an eyebrow at his reaction and her jaw dropped herself.



A beautiful young-seeming female spirit walking through the door of what she privately called Ian-kun's Love Shack was rather the norm.

Said beautiful woman wearing the badge of a servant of Hachiman was also not very unusual.

The beautiful woman entering while wearing knee-high leather boots, skintight breeches, a ruffled silk shirt, leather kidskin gloves, and with a rapier at her waist was very unusual.

Especially with her being an obvious blonde European woman surveying the inside with one hand on the hilt of her sword like she owned the place and could kick the ass of everyone present. Lyra's eyes teared up in the memory of the lover who had stood alongside her and Ian for the last half-century of her mortal life.

Colombe....


The woman strutted over to Ian and spoke to him briefly. He grinned and pointed to Lyra, and the woman made her way to the table that Lyra had commandeered for a 'working lunch' to try to find inspiration for her next story.

As the woman approached, Lyra's eyes narrowed. She wasn't Colombe, not quite. Her eyes were a warm hazel instead of crystal blue, her face a little less angular, and the sword at her side was a slightly different pattern. But the strut and challenging attitude, that was pure Colombe at her most sensual and caused her hormones to dance.

The woman grabbed a chair from the table with one gloved hand, and spun it around to sit reversed on it. "Lyra Potter, oui?" Her contralto voice was a husky purr.

Lyra nodded and extended her hand. "I am she, and you are, Miss?"

The woman stripped off her glove and shook it with a hand with swordsman's calluses on it, "Julie d'Aubigny at your service. I apologize for the delay. I was tied down with the aftermath of the Pacific War when you passed over to here, and then when things had started to settle down in Japan, Lord Hachiman needed someone to establish points of contact with his counterparts in other pantheons, specifically the Norse and Celts. So I got tagged for that since they would see me as a bard or skald as well as a warrior and only now returned."

Lyra blinked twice. "THE Julie d'Aubigny? Colombe's mother? What are you doing here?"

Julie grinned, "The one and only! As for that, I suppose I qualified as the lover of one kami in Norimune-no-Muramasa and the mother of a second in Colombe." She shrugged expressively. "Reading between the lines of what Lord Hachiman has told me over the centuries, I think that I'm here as part of a deal with someone in Europe to prepare for when Norimune or my daughter finally visit here. As an afterlife goes, it is far from the worst and He believes in rewarding faithful service. I'm sure that you can relate."

Lyra nodded and then idly sipped her butterbeer. "The same as Ian asking for me, I suppose."

Julie nodded to the mentioned man as he laid a platter of Arashi cheeses and a loaf of bread and butter down in front of Julie. "Merci!"

She bowed her head briefly over the meal before continuing. "That said, I promised myself that if and when you passed over to here, I would thank you for what you did for my daughter. I am indebted to you."

Lyra idly twined a strand of her dark hair around a finger. "It was the least that I could do for that poor girl. She was quite a broken bird when I met her in 1899."

Julie sighed, "Indeed. I have been following her actions off and on as my duties and scrying allow." Julie's eyes shadowed as she continued, "The situation with Hippolyte, it nearly shattered her. If you had not met her... well, she would have gone to a very dark place indeed. Darker than she actually went during the Great War and the Congo. If there is anything I can do for you in return...."

Lyra laughed, "Not unless you have any good erotic stories to tell me. I'm trying to find inspiration for my newest book, and it is a little lacking right now." Lyra then paused and got a perverted smile, "Colombe was always good for those when I needed a new script for 'Lady Chastity Dovesworth' to have another erotic adventure."

Julie grinned and leaned over the table, "Lady Chastity Dovesworth, hmm? I shall have to track down a collection from the bookstore here to find out what kind of scrapes my little girl has gotten into over the years. As for erotic stories, oh, I have quite a few that I shall share. Want to hear about the time I broke my lover out of the convent that her family locked her up in?"

Lyra's eyes twinkled as she flipped to a fresh page in her notebook and nodded with a perverted smile from ear to ear. "This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship...."
 
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Snippet 1: Sakuya's Butler
And watch both Columbe and Norimune reach maximum blush when they finally visit and get a chance to catch up on Lyra's post-mortem literary output. :evil:

'The Tales of Lady Chastity's Mother'
by Yoko Mason

-A prequel series set during the previous generation of the Chastity family, this surprise hit has stormed the bestseller lists, toppling the 'Shades of' series from it's throne as the king (or is that queen?) of erotic adult fiction, which likely will leave many a reader breathless - for multiple reasons - during some scenes, if not also in need of a cold shower. The writer is still a mystery, and easily deduced to be a pseudonym tribute to the original Lady Chastity's author, Lyra Potter, as Yoko is obviously a reference to Yoke Harps, of which a Lyre - or Lyra - is considered one, while a Mason is one kind of Potter. Yet, no one in the publishing industry is talking, or seems to even remotely know who this author is. In any case, the series begins In Media Res, set only days before the birth of Lady Chastity with her mother reminiscing upon her younger days, scandalizing her last lover - the man who would raise Chastity as his own - with her 'exploits'. If it were not for the more fantastical elements present, one might think the author was plagiarizing wholesale from Julie d'Aubigny's notorious scandal filled life, who lived in the same era as the prequel is set in. Yet, there are enough differences, such as the aforementioned magical/fantastical events common to the overall Chastity series to set it apart from reality.

Unlike the mainline series, which spans what seems to be centuries as otherwise no one could be that frisky in the span of their twenties no matter how hard they try - and they will try, this is a much shorter series which spans what appears to be the 17th century at a glance if however as usual for the overall meta, is never quite confirmed as to the date. Lastly, this gives us the strongest tease yet as to the person that is Lady Chastity's true father, as the last of the trilogy in the currently released arc states that Chastity's father is actually present in two separate scenes which likely will see long-time readers pouring over every word, and discussing every glance taken. I regretfully admit that I haven't figured it out either. There is however a twist on the standard cliffhanger ending sure to leave many in an uproar, but then again, 'Madam Chastity will fight again'....

My suggestion is to take the setting with a grain of salt, a chocolate caramel milkshake, candles, and a long hot bath/massage. A good looking Cabana boy is optional.

-USS Constitution is the oldest commissioned warship afloat in the world, an active shipgirl protecting Boston Harbor and is seen as their nominal head within the United States Navy. She also acts as a roving Ambassador to various nations involved in the Abyssal War. When she has a moment free, she writes reviews for us here at the New York Times about the newest books/series on the market she has recently read.​
 
Snippet 80: SisterJeanne
Puppy Love IX

A Piece of Heaven Karaoke Club, Yokosuka, Japan

Moriko giggled as she fed a piece of mebachi sashimi to the boy in her lap with her chopsticks. In turn, he picked a slice of raw fish up with his chopsticks and lifted it over his head for her to snap up.

They smiled as Verniy took the stage to provide some music for the shared 'sashimi platter for two' dinner that they were enjoying. The Russian destroyer smiled at her sisters and mother as she made her song selection and then took the microphone as an accordion played.



"Rastsvietali yabloni i grushi,
Paplyli tumany nad riekoy;
Vyhodila na bierieg Katyusha,
Na viesokiy bierieg, na krutoy
."

While neither spoke Russian, the emotions of love for a young man far away from the singer were evident in the white-haired destroyer's voice.

Hchiko looked at the platter. "Last one, do you want it, Moriko-chan?"

The Okami Natural-Born shipgirl nodded. "Hai. I'm a growing girl."

Hachiko laughed and picked up the last slice of tuna for her.

"Oh, look, another shipgirl is taking the stage, who is she?"

Moriko swallowed and answered. "I have seen her around, one of the submarines. Hm, which one is the blond one with the glasses?"

On the stage, the girl tapped out a song selection and began to sing in German after giving Verniy a brief smile as she passed the destroyer.



"Bei der Kaserne, vor dem gro(ss)en Tor
steht 'ne Laterne und steht sie nach davor
da wollen wir uns wiedersehen
bei der Laterne wollen wir stehen
wie einst Lili Marlene
"

"I don't know, but she's clearly singing something meaningful to her."

Hachiko leaned back into Moriko's chest a little more as they listened to the melancholy love song.

The subgirl finished her song to applause from the crowd and headed back to her table where several of her fellow submarines hugged her as she arrived there.

"Hm, I wonder who is going to sing next?" Moriko mused idly, taking Hachiko's hands in hers.

The next person to take the microphone was the manager of the karaoke bar. "Good evening, everyone! Are you doing well?"

A collection of cheers and affirmations answered Uzume's words and the smile she gave lit up the room a little and lightened hearts. "Good! It's time for our nightly raffle drawing!"

Hachiko and Moriko dug in their pockets for their tickets as the manager's assistant wheeled out a metal drum with a hand crank. The mechanism was spun and then the manager plunged her hand into the drum. "And our winner for tonight is number 22706!"

Moriko blinked at her ticket.

22706


"Yatta! We won, Hachiko-chan!" She hugged him to her and then they untangled themselves to make their way to the stage.

In a shadowed booth Suzume grinned. "Way to go, Moriko-chan!" Beside her Shigure smiled happily as she sipped her soda and contemplated a return trip where she escorted a capital ship or two for a night out.

Moriko presented the ticket to the manager, who compared them and then announced. "We have a winner! The lucky couple gets a return visit coupon, two draws from our Pit of Plushies, and a free duet song tonight!"

More cheers as the assistants wheeled out a large container that came up to Moriko's waist and Hachiko's chest. The top was covered with a black plastic lid that concealed the plushies inside.

The Okami looked at the Inugami Hanyo and smirked. "One draw each Hachiko-chan?"

He nodded. "Hai, Moriko-chan!"

With that he stuck his arm into the container and rooted around. It seemed like a furry tail leapt into his reaching hand, and he grabbed it to pull the plushy out.


Moriko barked out a laugh at the stuffed plushy wolf that was revealed. Behind her, DesDiv 6 did a collective squee of joy over how kawaii the plushy was. Tenryuu just hoped no one was looking her way at this time. Suzume dissolved in a gigglefit as her phone shook while she filmed.

Hachiko grinned and held it out triumphantly. "I guess it's your turn, Moriko-chan."

Moriko nodded and stuck her arm in with broad smile. As she rooted around, she felt a plushy move into her grasp. Pulling it out, she howled her laughter with tears in her eyes.


She had wondered after meeting Hachiko if he had been named for the legendary faithful Akita Inu of Shibuya. And now she had an Akita Inu plushy in her hand! It must be fate.

DesDiv 6 sent out a SOS for an emergency insulin delivery to their table, judging by the squeeing from their location. The submarine table was also 'taiha' critical damage status from the kawaii feels barrage.

Hachiko looked at his watch. "We have time for one song and then I'll have to pick up Aki, Moriko-chan."

She nodded and looked at the selection. "Well let's make it a good one, Hachiko-chan."

With that she punched in her choice as he adjusted the microphone stands for their duet.



Hachiko sang the opening verse in his warm alto as he leaned against Moriko and swayed.

"And I'd give up forever to touch you
'Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't wanna go home right now
"

Moriko's husky contralto growled out the next lyrics as her free hand found his and their fingers interlocked.

"And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
When sooner or later it's over
I just don't wanna miss you tonight
"

Behind them, Uzume had a happy smile as She watched the red cord of Fated Love linking their pinkies strengthen and glow with an inner light for those with eyes to see.

Her contralto and his alto joined in perfect harmony as they sang together. In the booth, Suzume quietly sang along with an overjoyed smile at the scene that she was witnessing.

"And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive
"

All too soon, the song approached its end and the two hands squeezed each other hard as they tried to stretch this magical moment out into eternity in truth as well as in their memories.

"And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am."

Hachiko and Moriko turned as one and stared into each other's eyes as the song began to slowly fade. The final refrain was sung in perfect unison to the only person that they could see through their tears of joy.

"I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am"
 
'The Tales of Lady Chastity's Mother'
by Yoko Mason

This is now Canon, and you need to cross-post it to SB!! :rofl::lol:rofl::lol:rofl::lol

-A prequel series set during the previous generation of the Chastity family, this surprise hit has stormed the bestseller lists, toppling the 'Shades of' series from it's throne as the king (or is that queen?) of erotic adult fiction, which likely will leave many a reader breathless - for multiple reasons - during some scenes, if not also in need of a cold shower. The writer is still a mystery, and easily deduced to be a pseudonym tribute to the original Lady Chastity's author, Lyra Potter, as Yoko is obviously a reference to Yoke Harps, of which a Lyre - or Lyra - is considered one, while a Mason is one kind of Potter. Yet, no one in the publishing industry is talking, or seems to even remotely know who this author is. In any case, the series begins In Media Res, set only days before the birth of Lady Chastity with her mother reminiscing upon her younger days, scandalizing her last lover - the man who would raise Chastity as his own - with her 'exploits'.

Well 'Lady Chastity's' last name is 'Dovesworth'. It is up to you whether that is her mother's maiden name, or the last name of the man who raised Chastity as his own. :evil:

Lastly, this gives us the strongest tease yet as to the person that is Lady Chastity's true father, as the last of the trilogy in the currently released arc states that Chastity's father is actually present in two separate scenes which likely will see long-time readers pouring over every word, and discussing every glance taken. I regretfully admit that I haven't figured it out either.

XXXXL Muramasa: "JULIE!!!!" :o:oops::o:oops::o:oops::o:oops::o:oops:

My suggestion is to take the setting with a grain of salt, a chocolate caramel milkshake, candles, and a long hot bath/massage. A good looking Cabana boy is optional.

A Certain Butterknife Rapier: "LYRA!!!!!" :o:oops::o:oops::o:oops::o:oops:

-USS Constitution is the oldest commissioned warship afloat in the world, an active shipgirl protecting Boston Harbor and is seen as their nominal head within the United States Navy. She also acts as a roving Ambassador to various nations involved in the Abyssal War. When she has a moment free, she writes reviews for us here at the New York Times about the newest books/series on the market she has recently read.

Oh MY, Connie...:oops:
 
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K9Thefirst1: OSP presents Pwyll, Prince of Dyvid

Huzzah! More Chicanery!

Hachiko and Moriko turned as one and stared into each other's eyes as the song began to slowly fade. The final refrain was sung in perfect unison to the only person that they could see through their tears of joy.





In other news, have a vid about Pwyll (pronounced 'Pwish'), a Welsh folklore figure - I keep forgetting, but aren't the Potters partly in Wales?

 
Things I've Learned From the Previous Snippet
1)
Those plushies are adorable.
2) DesDiv 6 squeeing is even more adorable.
3) Submarine squees are also adorable.
4) The reveal between them of their true forms will be even better.
5) Sister Jeanne is becoming as skilled at targeting the feels of her readers as Harry is.

Harry Leferts: *Smirking* Yes...yes...I have taught you well, my Young Apprentice...*Emperor cackle*
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
It gets pounded out of his descendants? And all that is left is a vague chuuni/superiority issue (James.....) that dies quickly whenever their wive(s) give them THAT dead flat staring look.
:lol
Consecration (Epilogue)

1962, Ian's Pub


*Snip*
Those two are going to get along like a house on fire...
a certain ero-jiji would get along with lyra like a house on freaking fire
Yes, yes they would.
"I have an eternity to work with~"

:p
Yes, yes she does.
'The Tales of Lady Chastity's Mother'
And watch both Columbe and Norimune reach maximum blush when they finally visit and get a chance to catch up on Lyra's post-mortem literary output. :evil:
'The Tales of Lady Chastity's Mother'
by Yoko Mason

*Snip*
This was amazing and just perfectly in character for Connie.
Puppy Love IX

A Piece of Heaven Karaoke Club, Yokosuka, Japan

*Snip*
This was warm and fluffy.
This is now Canon, and you need to cross-post it to SB!! :rofl::lol:rofl::lol:rofl::lol
I agree!
XXXXL Muramasa: "JULIE!!!!" :o:oops::o:oops::o:oops::o:oops::o:oops:

A Certain Butterknife Rapier: "LYRA!!!!!" :o:oops::o:oops::o:oops::o:oops:

Oh MY, Connie...:oops:
:lol:rofl::lol:rofl::lol:rofl::lol
Huzzah! More Chicanery!



Bit too early in their relationship for that...
In other news, have a vid about Pwyll (pronounced 'Pwish'), a Welsh folklore figure - I keep forgetting, but aren't the Potters partly in Wales?


Close to Wales, yes.
Things I've Learned From the Previous Snippet
1)
Those plushies are adorable.
2) DesDiv 6 squeeing is even more adorable.
3) Submarine squees are also adorable.
4) The reveal between them of their true forms will be even better.
5) Sister Jeanne is becoming as skilled at targeting the feels of her readers as Harry is.

Harry Leferts: *Smirking* Yes...yes...I have taught you well, my Young Apprentice...*Emperor cackle*
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
*Unleashed Force Lightning at ijnfleetadmiral*
 
Snippet 95: Harry Leferts
Walking into the theatre-like auditorium, Akimi frowned as she glanced around in thought, "This the place, Miu-Chan?"

Beside her, the purple haired woman nodded, "Hai, this is the place. Normally it is a Noh theatre, but... it happens to be on neutral territory between Tokyo and Kyoto." With a hum, Miu glanced around in thought, "Anywhere in particular that you want to seat?"

Simply frowning, Akimi considered her friend's question as she glanced around. Part of her ignored the various looks she was getting from some Onmyouji now entering as well. At least one of whom she recognized as a friend of her father's. There was a part of her that wanted to be seated at the back and out of sight, but...

Another part was telling her to sit somewhere else.

Seeing another venomous look given to her by one of her father's friends, she stiffened her back and made her decision, "I think that we should sit down front, near the stage."

Just turning away from where she was glaring at one of the friends of Akimi's father, Miu nodded, "That sounds good to me, Akimi-Chan. Let's go before someone grabs those spots." Soon enough, the two were seated before the stage, "There we go, some of the best seats in the house, Akimi-Chan."

Only humming, the other female Onmyouji took a look around. To her amusement, her father's friends sat all the way at the back glaring at her, which caused her to shoot them a smile back. Movement out of the corner of her eye made her blink and turn back before she hissed at Miu, "Miu-Chan! What are you doing?!"

With a blink, Miu looked at her before going back to adjusting her clothes, "What? I'm just trying to make this top more comfortable. Gods, why did I have to inherit my Okaa-San's bust? Makes everything so much harder..."

Blushing, Akimi fought the urge to pinch her nose, "Please, don't do that in public, Miu-Chan. You know how people give you looks."

The other hanyou just gave her a raised eyebrow, "Yes? And?" Her gaze went a bit lower and smirked, "Besides which, you of all people know my pain, though not as much."

If anything, that made Akimi blush harder and pull her top tighter, "Miu-Chan!" Getting snickers, she sighed and rolled her eyes, "What is the English term? Incorrigible?"

Winking, Miu grinned some, "And don't you forget it, Akimi-Chan." As her friend sighed and shook her head, Miu became thoughtful, "So, you excited for this? Shipgirl magic is odd and I will admit that I wonder if we'll find out something about it. Or if being a shipgirl affects onmyoudo."

A frown on her face, Akimi shook her head, "I can't imagine that it would cause too much issue in regards to what magic can be cast. But it will be fascinating to hear what Junyou-San and Hiyou-San have to say about the matter in any case."

Just nodding in agreement, the other woman smiled at her, "That is a very good point. From what I've seen, they use Onmyoudo in their actions as shipgirls. Their planes seem to come from Shikigami, which is frankly fascinating to me. It is something that I have never heard about or seen before, so I am very interested in finding out more about the hows and whys of what they do in that case."

Making a sound of agreement, Akimi crossed her arms, "I won't deny being interested in that either, Miu-Chan."

Blinking, Miu rubbed her chin some, "You know, after the presentations, there is a dinner as well. Where we can all meet them and speak personally to them." At that, Akimi perked up which made her smile, "I think that we can do that."

Lightly blushing as she looked away, the Hanyou coughed, "Well, we can at least get a free meal out of it."

Chuckling, her friend shook her head. But then, Miu lowered her voice some, "I am just glad to see that you are enjoying yourself, Akimi-Chan. It is good to see, especially after so long."

With a sigh, Akimi smiled a bit back, "Well, with your help things have gotten a bit easier, so I am happy there. But... this is a break. From everything that has been going on."

Not saying a word, Miu nodded in agreement before they turned their gazes out onto the stage.

It was only fifteen minutes that Junyou and Hiyou appeared to applause. Both shipgirls smiled and bowed to the crowd, "Thank you for having us."

Eyes scanning over the gathered Onmyouji, Junyou though paused and blinked as she came to one section. To those watching, she seemed somewhat surprised for a brief moment before she covered it up, which made some wonder. Moments later, Hiyou's eyes widened and she glanced at her sister silently before shaking her head and bowing to the crowd again, "Now then, let us begin our presentation..."

To even most magicals, the presentation would have confused them. But to Onmyouji? It was fascinating as the two Light Carriers went over various aspects of Onmyouji magic and how it interacted with their current existence. Including how it worked in regards to their planes, though most there understood that they were not telling them everything.

And that was fine, as no one expected them to give up anything secret that could be used against them.

However, all that said, what they did tell of was full of information. Both shipgirls even created diagrams using magic and the like to explain. Questions were asked and answered to either agreement, interest, or disbelief. But a lot of pieces began to fall into place for those there from both sides. Alongside the questions, many of those were taking notes on what was being presented that they could reference later. There was a lot of new information regarding magical theory there and most realized that it could give them a number of breakthroughs regarding various issues.

Once the presentation as well as the questions and answers period was over with, which was a few hours later, everyone was hungry and broke for dinner nearby. Something that everyone was thankful for due to hunger. Munching some food, Akimi turned to her friend with a smile on her face, "What did you think of the presentation?"

Miu swallowed the food that she had in her mouth before answering, "Hmm... I found it actually interesting." Finger tapping her cheek, she gave a small nod, "It gives me some ideas in regards to Shikigami as a matter of fact."

Frowning thoughtfully, her friend hummed, "That is true, it opens some new avenues regarding them."

Before they could continue their talk, a throat being cleared made them turn and their eyes widened at seeing Junyou there with a smile on her face, "Good evening, I could not help but overhear what you were talking about. So you found the presentation a great help?"

Quickly, Miu and Akimi bowed and nodded before the crane blooded of the two spoke up, "Hai, Junyou-Sama. It was informative and actually very helpful."

Rubbing her chin, the shipgirl nodded with a smile, "That is good to hear and I am glad." Looking towards Akimi, she hummed, "You are... Aranami Akimi-San, are you not?"

Confused about that, Akimi frowned, "Hai? I am she."

Slowly nodding, Junyou's smile widened as she brought out a bottle of sake and took a drink from it, "That's good, from what I heard, you are a tutor, correct? Especially in the Onmyoudo arts?"

Just blinking, the nearly forty year old woman nodded, "As a matter of fact, I am, Junyou-Sama. It is something that I will admit to being some good at, or at least that is what I have been told by the parents of those children that I have been teaching." She smiled a little bit, "It is also something that I am quite proud of."

The Light Carrier chuckled a bit at that, "Good to hear, perhaps you might be up for a meeting later? I have a student of sorts who is studying Onmyoudo. Unfortunately, as a shipgirl, I am not always around. And it would do me good to know that he has a sensei who can teach when I cannot and help him in his studies."

Eyes widening, Akimi was about to answer when a voice cut in, "Ah, Junyou-Sama? That perhaps is not a wise choice." The source of the voice was one of her father's friends who glanced at her with a false smile, "You see, my friend who is her estranged Otou-San, well... She is a war crimes apologist of the worst sort in that her Ojii-San was a war criminal and she, well... she is fond of him."

Junyou cocked an eyebrow at this, "A war crimes apologist, hmm?" Taking a sip of her drink, she glanced at Akimi who was glaring at the male and about to say something. Before she could, however, the shipgirl spoke up, "Was this before or after your friend decided to drive his wife, her Okaa-San, into despair and suicide? And after she let him know when he missed her funeral? Because, I believe, he was attempting to court the daughter of his then superior when she informed him of it? Almost right after her graduation as a matter of fact... it saw him having issues, from what I heard."

Utter, complete and utter silence fell across the room as those close by and had been pretending not to be listening in now stared. Face pale, the man took a step back and swallowed even as the whispers began, "I... that is my friend-"

Head tilted to the side, Junyou hummed, "Am I wrong about that? How he apparently went out for drinks with the daughter of his boss after his wife's death? Not even a week after? This is who I am to believe?"

More whispers could be heard as various people gave glances at the group. Back straightening, Akimi took a deep breath at the feeling which welled up in her before speaking, "I have never, despite what the man calling himself my Otou-San has claimed, ever once stated that my Ojii-San was anything but utterly in the wrong for what he did. Can I honour him as being my Ojii-San, my ancestor? I can do so without making allowances for what he did and stating that he did a horrible thing as well as admitting such. Can I understand and sympathize to some extent that his reasoning was because his daughter was murdered by American Aurors with them not even being investigated due to her not being human? While also stating that he should have made better decisions? That what he did in retaliation when given the chance was horrific? I would like to think that I can do that." Chest heaving, she continued, "My Otou-San, I believe, still honours his Otou-San. Someone who, from what I remember, was imprisoned after the war for several years due to being mid level in the Kamo Government. I accept what my Ojii-San did and that it was wrong. But he is my Ojii-San and thus observances must be met, if nothing else."

Voice soft as the group of Akimi's father's friends walked off with various expressions, Junyou nodded, "Well said."

With a deep breath, the Hanyou sighed, "Maybe."

Lips twitching, Junyou took a sip of her sake, "Well, just the same..." With a motion of her hand, she held out a card, "Perhaps, in a weeks time you would not mind meeting with me privately? So that we can continue our discussion..." Humming, she nodded towards Miu, "And bring your friend along as I believe she can provide for the conversation as well.

Both somewhat stunned Onmyouji bowed and stood up as Junyou walked off. After a few moments, Miu shook her head and looked at the card which also had an address and date on it, "Did that just happen?" Getting a nod, she continued, "And are you going to go?"

Examining the card, Akimi nodded before placing it into a hidden pocket, "I think that I will, as a matter of fact." Softly smiling, she hummed, "I have the feeling that it might change some things."

Only snorting, Miu shook her head, "Well, if you are going, than I will be there with you. For support if nothing else... Let's head over to the bar, because I feel like a drink after that."

All Akimi did was nod in agreement and they walked off.
 
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Hmm, seems Harry's getting a specialized Onmyoudo tutor. And that guy needs to be visited by the Arashi Yuki-Onna, to provide ice for that burn.
 
Hmm, seems Harry's getting a specialized Onmyoudo tutor.
Perhaps.
And that guy needs to be visited by the Arashi Yuki-Onna, to provide ice for that burn.
And (I would hope) done so in a perfectly Japanese way. It was calling out her father as "Should I really trust anything coming from a person like this" in a way that would hurt while being polite.

Basically, Junyou and Hiyou had done their research as the presentation went on. The joys of having fairies that can handle duties and contact people while you continue to do whatever...
 
From what we know, Drumstrang is somewhere in either northern Norway or Sweden according to Rowling and it has a large mountain next to it and several lakes. Which rules out where the official Pottermore map shows it as being, which is near the border of Russia and Finland as that region is pretty damn flat. It becomes more impossible as "Wonderbook of Potions" states that there is a Russian school, Koldovstoretz School, in Russia. Of course, you also have the whole thing where staff at Drumstrang has peoples' minds wiped to preserve the secret of where the school might be, which is just plain stupid. We also know that it only takes in Purebloods, maybe Half-Bloods.

Beaubaxtons, from what we know, is apparently located outside of Cannes.

Mahoutokoro is especially stupid because, apparently, it takes in all the students from East Asia. Because Rowling did not realize the issue that having children from North and South Korea, China, Vietnam, and others needing to go to a school in Japan and under Japanese control.

Granted, considering that Rowling seems to think that Native American societies hate magic like European cultures did and saw it as evil... her just being stupid is obvious. Hence why I do agree that the various nations likely have their own small schools of magic scattered all over the place.

It's funny, because I was just thinking about the issue of Wizarding Schools and their catchment areas, and it's ridiculous that Europe, with a population of roughly 741 million, has Hogwarts, Beauxbatons, Durmstrang, and Koldovstoretz; while Africa's Uagadou School of Magic serves a population of 1.2 billion and Mahoutokoro is the only named school of magic for a region with nearly 4 billion.

Rowling's named schools are:
  • Hogwarts (United Kingdom)
  • Beauxbatons (France)
  • Durmstrang (Northern Europe)
  • Koldovstoretz (Russia)
  • Castelobruxo (Central Brazil)
  • Ilvermorny (Eastern North America)
  • Mahoutokoro (Japan)
  • Uagadou (Uganda)
She's apparently stated that there are three other schools of this tier, but hasn't said anything about them. While admittedly this is just my headcanon, based on culture and demographics, my best guess is that one of the missing top-tier schools serves China, one covers India, and the last one draws students from Turkey, North Africa, & the Middle East (former Ottoman Empire/Abbasid Caliphate lands). It would make some sense if Durmstrang had once been located in Central Europe, more central to the lands of the old Holy Roman Empire (possibly Prague?), and relocated to Northern Europe during Grindlewald's War.

My personal headcanon is that Hogwarts gets students from the UK, Ireland, Man, and the Channel Islands; Beauxbatons gets students from France, Spain, Portugal, Italy, the Low Countries, and French and Italian speaking Swiss; while Durmstrang recruits from Scandinavia, Germany, Austria, the Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary, the Balkans (including Romania), Poland, and German speaking Swiss.
 
I made a big rant/worldbuilding thought experiment on the brazilian case in the previous thread. In short, Castelobruxo wouldn't exist (the entire thing is stupid, absolutely nothing is salvageable), we'd get small schools scattered through the country during the colonization period and finally a big school would be constructed in Rio de Janeiro when the Royal Family ran from Napoleon to Brazil, bringing all the government aparatus including the Portuguese Ministry of Magic.
 
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