Harry And The Shipgirls: Prisoner of Shipping (A HP/KanColle Snippet Collection)

I just had an idea. A wizard who has an impeccable head for business taking that business sense and creating a magical version of Walmart or Tesco. Diagon Alley all in one store. He'd be rich as the Potters in no time.
Maybe if he tries it in the US.

Walmart only succeeded because they could underprice their goods to a ridiculous degree, destroying all competition. Once the competition was gone or basically irrelevant, they could jack the prices up again and rake in the cash from people that had basically no options as Walmart runs at effectively an monopoly that can treat its employees like disposable goods and frequently does so.

Walmart tried the same in Germany and I think other European countries and generally crashed and burned. Profit margins in the food sector especially are basically non-existent at around 0.1% and are mostly achieved through volume and when Walmart tried to sell at a loss, they were forced to stop that and thus they couldn't drive their competition out of business. These profit margins ensured that the megastore selling basically everything was basically guaranteed to run at a loss. Next was Walmart as an experience is creepy as fuck, both at the back end with cultish invocations of the company and founders, with regulations going into the personal lives of employees and up front with people whose main job it is to greet people and bother them while they're trying to shop. It doesn't help that you can hide a whole tank battallion in one store and you kind of need GPS to maybe find the stuff you're looking for.

And thus their megastores crashed. They tried to establish themselves in a market with ridiculously slim profit margins and as they were stopped from their usual unethical practices to corner the market, the company bled money the whole time, ran into issues with laws that actually get enforced all the time and finally had to fold.
 
...readying demo charges...
And here's another break in the wall concerning the SoS. And it's going to hit a load-bearing member. No recovery from this one...!
As if recovery of the SoS would be allowed in the first place.
Well oh great Kaiju, breaching charges are set what's the timer set for?
Agreed. This just might tip it over, but that's up to Harry in the end.
To be honest, there is no recovery as it is. But it will not be all coming down at once, especially as people in the know are aiming for a slow collapse...
KEK! I think I know what's going to be running through Hachiko's dreams tonight! :D

*Hachiko's Mental Theater*

Dream!Moriko: *propping herself against the wall with her forearm, trapping a shy and maidenly blushing Hachiko between her and the wall, she's grinning hungrily with bedroom eyes, her free hand sitting at Hachiko's hip* C'mon babe, give mama a kiss.

Dream!Hachiko: M-M-Moriko-dono, we can't! If- If you... Then I'd never become a bride!

Dream!Moriko: *moves her hand to the small of his back, pulls him close* Don't worry, I'll make an honest man out of ya. *sinister chuckling as she begins to kiss the nape of his neck*

Dream!Hachiko: No Moriko-dono, yamate!
:rofl:
He'll want Kabedons, apparently...
Well it is Puppy Love. :V

And yes, Moriko is jumping to the wrong conclusions, which is half the fun.
Yes, yes it is.
Let's just say that Hachiko is getting proper head and neck support thanks to a pair of CA fuel tanks. :V
Somehow, I don't think that he will mind much...
And yes, he has realized that his girlfriend is the 'aggressively snuggly' sort. Moriko has also noticed that it feels nice having her Hachiko-chan in her embrace. :oops:
Hmm, yeah, and neither one minds too much. :p
I just had an idea. A wizard who has an impeccable head for business taking that business sense and creating a magical version of Walmart or Tesco. Diagon Alley all in one store. He'd be rich as the Potters in no time.
Maybe if he tries it in the US.

Walmart only succeeded because they could underprice their goods to a ridiculous degree, destroying all competition. Once the competition was gone or basically irrelevant, they could jack the prices up again and rake in the cash from people that had basically no options as Walmart runs at effectively an monopoly that can treat its employees like disposable goods and frequently does so.

Walmart tried the same in Germany and I think other European countries and generally crashed and burned. Profit margins in the food sector especially are basically non-existent at around 0.1% and are mostly achieved through volume and when Walmart tried to sell at a loss, they were forced to stop that and thus they couldn't drive their competition out of business. These profit margins ensured that the megastore selling basically everything was basically guaranteed to run at a loss. Next was Walmart as an experience is creepy as fuck, both at the back end with cultish invocations of the company and founders, with regulations going into the personal lives of employees and up front with people whose main job it is to greet people and bother them while they're trying to shop. It doesn't help that you can hide a whole tank battallion in one store and you kind of need GPS to maybe find the stuff you're looking for.

And thus their megastores crashed. They tried to establish themselves in a market with ridiculously slim profit margins and as they were stopped from their usual unethical practices to corner the market, the company bled money the whole time, ran into issues with laws that actually get enforced all the time and finally had to fold.
In general, magical shops are likely to remain as specialty store size world wide for decades to come. Most people are not going to want Eye of Newt or Dragon livers next to steak after all. It is going to be a more, slow integration there.
 
Snippet 93: Harry Leferts
Taking a seat on Medea's desk, Georgios placed a mug of coffee down which said Admiral took gratefully. She then turned her attention to the computer screen which was showing various pictures of the island, and the inhabitants. One of those which had caused them to pause and consider things being a Re-Class with oddly colored hair and clothing that was not like any of the others of said Abyssal class that they had seen before.

Part of the shipgirl suspected though that more than some of those in intelligence were keeping far too close an eye on the Abyssal for other reasons, in particular the male ones...

Just shaking that off though, Georgios frowned as she looked at the pictures that Medea was going through, "So they survived Blood Week and what happened afterwards?"

Slowly nodding, Medea put down her mug with a smile, "Yes, and I'm glad that they survived." A grimace crossed her face briefly, "I will admit that I have been planning to go and check up on them, but everytime something came up that prevented me from doing so."

Gently, the shipgirl squeezed her girlfriend's shoulder, "And I am sure that if you could have, you would have." Turning back to the screen, she hummed, "You mentioned the name of the island, Aeaea? The home of Circe?"

Medea chuckled a bit and shook her head, "Yes, that was where my Aunt lived about, oh... three or so thousand years ago? She left though and moved to another island near Italy about twenty five hundred years ago. Was getting annoyed at being visited so often, though why she chose an island just off the coast from Italy, I do not honestly know. Really, anyone could just swim out to the place if they really tried... or walk through the marsh that connected it with the mainland."

Head tilted to the side, Georgios raised an eyebrow, "What happened to your aunt?"

Waving a hand, the Sorceress sighed, "My Aunt eventually headed off some time later and met Morgana. Do not know what those two got up to, and I do not want to know. She also helped Morgana set up an island off the coast of Italy as well." Taking a sip, she hummed a bit, "I don't know much about what my Aunt has really been up to in the last twelve or so centuries. We... had something of an argument and she got very angry with me and vice versa."

Eyebrow raised, Georgios frowned a bit, "Oh? How so?"

A grimace on her face, Medea glanced at her girlfriend, "I had a student, very promising to be honest. He soaked up the magic that I was teaching him like no one else. One day, I left for a time and my Aunt came and visited."

That caused Georgios to wince, "Ah, I can guess how that went..."

Now scowling, the Sorceress snarled, "Oh yes! My student was perfect at the time and did his duties as a host in my absence. And what did my oh so wonderful aunt do? Turned him into an Ass and let him loose on the countryside because she does not like men. By the time I found him and turned him back, he had been used by a harsh farmer for months. He... was never the same again after that and left, though he did not blame me. Granted, I went out of my way to antagonize my Aunt shortly after myself."

Somewhat concerned, the Georgios leaned down, "What did you do, Medea?"

Leaning back, Medea sighed a bit and shrugged, "I decided that I was going to piss her off in my own way. I am certain that you have heard of Scylla?"

It took a few moments, but the shipgirl remembered one mythological fact, "Wasn't she a Nymph that was transformed by..." Her eyes widened a bit, "Circe?"

Only nodding, Medea sighed, "Correct. Long story short, Glaucus loved her and went to my Aunt for a love potion. She fell in love with him instead and asked that he forget Scylla and become her lover. But... he rejected her stating he would never stop loving Scylla but still trusted her to make a love potion. You can guess what happened..." Then, the Sorceress shrugged some, "Well, I was rather pissed at my Aunt, and had more than two thousand years experience at that point. After what happened with Atalanta, I researched magical transformations especially and thus, turned Scylla back... though she could assume a form sort of like a human with an octopus bottom, granted she did not mind it for some reason. She also asked me to transform Charybdis back as well, and since that would piss off Zeus, I did though they could assume more monstrous forms after." A frown crossed her face and she shook her head, "I never expected those two to become lovers, though I suppose when all you have is each other for a over a thousand years... and they have had some children, somehow..."

Unnoticed by her, Georgios had an odd expression on her face, 'Wait, if they are both girls and Scylla sometimes gains the lower body of an octopus... nope! Nope! Images begone!'

Still thoughtful, Medea shook her head, "Anyways, the two of us started talking about... a century and a half ago or so, I think? Apparently she needed someone to cry to after she broke up with some woman named Colombe or something. Said woman was protected by one of the other Pantheons, so all she could do was drink her sorrows away and cry to someone who would listen. To say that it was... awkward for me is putting it mildly." Drinking some coffee, she rolled her eyes, "And I was basically it as Hecate was still pissed at her to no end for something or another." Taking another gulp of coffee, the woman scowled, "My whole family sucks."

Deciding not to even touch that subject, the other woman decided to clear her throat, "About Aeaea..."

Expression becoming thoughtful, Medea hummed a bit, "Right, well... the Minotaurs before you ask are descended from the original. My Aunt spirited away the children the original ones had-"

Eyes wide, Georgios held up a hand, "Wait, 'Ones'? As in more than one original Minotaur?"

Bemused, the Sorceress chuckled, "What? Did you think that considering my other Aunt lusted after said bull that she would stop with just one? Oh, no. Then again, Pasiphae was just plain odd. What with the whole having poisonous snakes, scorpions, and centipedes coming out of my Uncle's dick if he laid with any woman but her to kill them. Gods... what a freak." Shaking her head, Medea sighed, "Anyways, Circe transported them to her island and let them live there. Sometimes she transformed shipwrecked people into more to keep it going, but still. Thus, when the ICW decided to make one of their little 'Reserves' there, they decided on it due to my Aunt's protective spells and their own added on."

Rubbing the side of her head and attempting to banish the images in her mind, Georgios sighed, "Which might be problematic considering what happened when Atalanta's Submarine journeyed there."

Much to her confusion, Medea smirked, "Not as much trouble as you might think." Taking a sip of her coffee, she hummed, "I gave Atalanta a little gift to take with her. A special talisman, which now that it is inside the barriers allows for me to take control of the magic there." Waving her hand, the Sorceress caused glowing Greek letters and the like to form in the air before her, "Complete control."

Jaw dropping, Georgios looked at the letters and back to the Admiral. Finally, she was able to speak, "What does this mean for you?"

Head tilted to the side, the Sorceress shook her head, "Not too much for myself as I don't really care for control over the island itself. But here is the thing... see this?" Tapping one symbol, lines spiderwebbed out from it and connected with others, "The ICW when they laid the spells didn't keep them separate, the idiots. I do not know what they were thinking at the time, probably being lazy and cheap, but they attached them directly with the spells that Aunt Circe laid. Most likely because they felt that they were... improving the spells or some bullshit. I don't quite know how to describe it except... Circe's spells were steel mesh, they basically taped over the holes. But because I got control, if I follow this line..." Her finger traces one of the parts of the spiderweb and came to a stop, "This is the Anti-NoMaj portion of the spell, which basically makes those without magic avoid the island. If they get too close, it gives them a panicky feeling."

Leaning forward, Georgios frowned, "So you can bring it all down?"

With a chuckle, Medea nodded, "I could..." Seconds later, she became serious again, "But I'm not. Same with the spells that hide the island from sight. Because that would give up the game that someone with a lot of magical power just fucked the Statute and probably set off who knows how many alarms. No, but what I can do..." Snapping her finger with a twisting motion of her wrist created a ghostly flame that she pressed against the symbol. The flame disappeared into it and Medea twisted her hand a bit more, which made the symbol seem to decay. After a few moments, she nodded, "Is that. Basically causing accelerated decay of the spells in such a way that in a couple of months they will no longer even work and reveal the island. But it will look, well, not natural mind you, but as a long term consequence of damage to them, most likely done by Abyssals. Most likely, the spells will decay and fall either in the summer or just before next year, at which point the ICW would realize the problem and it would be too late."

For several seconds, the shipgirl was silent before she spoke, "I... see. Well, you do know more about this. That said-" She glanced at Medea, "Isn't this accelerating the collapse of the Statute?"

Grimacing, Medea shook her head, "Not as much as you might think. Remember some of the hysteria in Africa regarding witches and the like? There is some Dark Lord down there causing trouble who managed to use the war to hide his activities. He's no Grindlewald, but it is still causing the ICW to go into full crisis mode as he's trying to be a warlord. Then you have the Efreet and Djinn in Saudi Arabia and elsewhere, whatever they are up to is slowly coming to a head." With a glance to the north, she shook her head, "And there's other things as well, some of the Uboats have been investigating an anomaly in the Baltic where their hydrophones have picked up crying, where Jurate is chained under the ruins of her amber palace. That is not getting into Baba Yaga moving around Russia." Sighing, she only shook her head, "This won't accelerate it much more than it has."

A frown on her face, Georgios raised a finger, "But what if the ICW tries to interfere?"

Lips curling into a smirk, the Admiral chuckled, "That is rather easy, I am going to assign a number of the older shipgirls to the island. Give it a few weeks, and none of the humans there will be able to have their memories modified, if they can still be with an Abyssal there." Getting a nod, Medea continued with a handwave, "And who will the ICW send? Greece's magical government is dead and has been since Blood Week, what is left are a bunch of smaller groups who are more concerned with actual magical crime than anything else in their particular areas and they are barely able to hold. Italy? They'll state that they got enough issues of their own. Turkey?" A snort escaped her, "Good luck, like Italy they have enough problems without needing to borrow any. Especially with their issues with how the non-magical government is going. Besides which, asking Turkish forces to deal with issues on Greek soil? That will cause the Statute to collapse right there and not in a good way. Besides which..." Medea waved a hand, "No real decision will be accomplished for at least a month on our side besides simple recon work."

Considering that, Georgios nodded with a hum before turning her attention to the map, "Do you think that there are any other islands that could be magical and discovered soon?"

Head tilted to the side, Medea considered that, "There are a few, I suppose. Most of them are just old ruins generally. If there was one though that I would consider? It would be the Shapeless Isle with the gorgons and the like on it."

Eyes wide, the shipgirl stared at the Admiral for a few moments, "The gorgons? As in Medusa and the like? They're... real?"

Chuckling, Medea opened her hands in a gesture as if presenting herself, "I'm real, aren't I? And yes, they are real though the island is also home to the Drakaina. Because of course since both are reptilian humanoids, and females, it makes perfect sense to stick them together. Granted, since then the two species have... interbred enough through sons from one another that you can have issues distinguishing between them. But that could be more an issue for later, I think considering things."

Somewhat bemused, Georgios shook her head before looking back at the monitor with the pictures of Minotaurs on it, "Though I wonder... do you think that have they figured out that someone found them?"

Now also looking, Medea frowned, "Most likely, yes. Cyclops have very good eyesight after all, and would be able to soon tell that the drones and shipgirl aircraft are not birds. But... that is out of our hands for now. All we can do is wait for orders..."
 
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And here's another break in the wall concerning the SoS. And it's going to hit a load-bearing member. No recovery from this one...!
Aeaea can be explained away, like St. Brenden's Island.

[crossposted from SB with slight edit]
The erosion of the Statute of Secrecy could simply involve the slow transformation of public awareness. Shipgirls and Abyssals loosen up people's thinking about what is real and what is possible. Chessie and Nessie, wolpentingers, and similar beings are exposed as real as ever more cryptids appear. The governments of the world are aware of the supernatural, with the inevitable seepage of information as more military and civilian officials are read in. Creeping spread of immunity to memory charms creates more witnesses. Videos posted on-line are officially dismissed as fakery, but people wonder if they might be real.

More magicals step up to fight Abyssals, and then in other emergencies; they are observed and care less about being observed. Creatures do the same; they interact more often with normals, rarely at first but with increasing frequency. Doubts grow about the St. Brendan's cover story, and greater doubts about the same cover story for Aeaea with its familiar beings.

Children witness a werewolf transform, but instead of attacking he (having remembered to take his potion) defends them from mundane danger and sees them safely home. Divine agents slip up or miss the presence of observers. A dragon is seen, lands, asks for directions to the nearest sanctuary. Verbal reports of strange phenomena start to be considered maybe not crazy, not impossible, possible, plausible; they appear in official police reports if only as witness statements, then in the police blotter columns of respectable newspapers.

Aurors are spread ever thinner. Not all incidents can be covered, and dangerous creatures or serious crimes become their priority; enforcing the masquerade comes second, then last, then neglected. The aurors themselves become less motivated and more careless. Enthusiasm for maintaining secrecy fades among ever larger numbers of officials, developing into resignation and indifference. Lower bureaucrats ignore instructions because why bother? People leave the ministries, staffs diminish, and work suffers. Some agencies have to be closed or combined, but this is less and less effective. Some continue to fight the inevitable but in time are defeated by it.

Finally in some small country, the remnants of the ministry approach the muggle government and ask to be taken in as a new agency. Then another country takes over its ministry by force.

The dominos continue to topple. The world incorporates new facts into old beliefs. And the secrecy of magic fades, its ending unperceived save for faint whimpers from the last magicals to accept that the world is again undivided.
 
Still thoughtful, Medea shook her head, "Anyways, the two of us started talking about... a century and a half ago or so, I think? Apparently she needed someone to cry to after she broke up with some woman named Colombe or something. Said woman was protected by one of the other Pantheons, so all she could do was drink her sorrows away and cry to someone who would listen. To say that it was... awkward for me is putting it mildly."
The Muramasa Dumpster Fire got a bit of Greek Fire for fuel.
 
Aeaea can be explained away, like St. Brenden's Island.

[crossposted from SB with slight edit]
The erosion of the Statute of Secrecy could simply involve the slow transformation of public awareness. Shipgirls and Abyssals loosen up people's thinking about what is real and what is possible. Chessie and Nessie, wolpentingers, and similar beings are exposed as real as ever more cryptids appear. The governments of the world are aware of the supernatural, with the inevitable seepage of information as more military and civilian officials are read in. Creeping spread of immunity to memory charms creates more witnesses. Videos posted on-line are officially dismissed as fakery, but people wonder if they might be real.

More magicals step up to fight Abyssals, and then in other emergencies; they are observed and care less about being observed. Creatures do the same; they interact more often with normals, rarely at first but with increasing frequency. Doubts grow about the St. Brendan's cover story, and greater doubts about the same cover story for Aeaea with its familiar beings.

Children witness a werewolf transform, but instead of attacking he (having remembered to take his potion) defends them from mundane danger and sees them safely home. Divine agents slip up or miss the presence of observers. A dragon is seen, lands, asks for directions to the nearest sanctuary. Verbal reports of strange phenomena start to be considered maybe not crazy, not impossible, possible, plausible; they appear in official police reports if only as witness statements, then in the police blotter columns of respectable newspapers.

Aurors are spread ever thinner. Not all incidents can be covered, and dangerous creatures or serious crimes become their priority; enforcing the masquerade comes second, then last, then neglected. The aurors themselves become less motivated and more careless. Enthusiasm for maintaining secrecy fades among ever larger numbers of officials, developing into resignation and indifference. Lower bureaucrats ignore instructions because why bother? People leave the ministries, staffs diminish, and work suffers. Some agencies have to be closed or combined, but this is less and less effective. Some continue to fight the inevitable but in time are defeated by it.

Finally in some small country, the remnants of the ministry approach the muggle government and ask to be taken in as a new agency. Then another country takes over its ministry by force.

The dominos continue to topple. The world incorporates new facts into old beliefs. And the secrecy of magic fades, its ending unperceived save for faint whimpers from the last magicals to accept that the world is again undivided.
In general? Yes. Centuries from now you are likely to see Historians arguing as to when, exactly, the Statute was fully dead and collapsed. And it is likely to be something that there is never going to be full agreement on.

Which is what makes all these smaller breaks important, it gives time to adapt to things changing. So that when it does fall, it does not take most of the world with it.
The Muramasa Dumpster Fire got a bit of Greek Fire for fuel.
Well, Circe has mellowed out some...
Manako: Yes! I can see very far away. That's how good my eyesight i-" *promptly walks into a wall*
*Proceeds to miss grabbing the cup of tea on the table half a dozen times* Who needs depth perception?
Well, depth perception would be an issue, I agree...
 
Somehow, I don't think that he will mind much...

Not in the least, and neither is she minding much that Hachiko fits quite nicely in her lap. :V

Hmm, yeah, and neither one minds too much. :p

Not until Moriko logs onto SGO to see the latest gossip thread.... :eek:

Suzume is both happy for her sister and gleefully gathering primo blackmail for her and Sachiko to enjoy.

The Muramasa Dumpster Fire got a bit of Greek Fire for fuel.

Well, it's Colombe. Of course she's going to have some dumpster fires.

Now the question is whether or not Circe realized what Lady Chastity #2 (Lady Chastity Dovesworth and the Witch of the Waves) was really about...:ogles:
 
In general, magical shops are likely to remain as specialty store size world wide for decades to come. Most people are not going to want Eye of Newt or Dragon livers next to steak after all. It is going to be a more, slow integration there.
The biggest problem for store chains for wizarding goods, as in potions ingredients and whatnot is that the wizarding population is positively miniscule.

Going by Hogwarts class sizes, which are aroud 50 children per year for all 4 houses. I'd guess that Britain has between 10k and 20k wizards in total. Possibly less, what with that civil war they had in the 80ies/90ies.

Any competitor to wizarding stores will basically face the fact that there are very slim profits in wizarding goods. Sure, the margins may be there, but the overall amount of profits is going to be negligible.

France I'd estimate between 20 and 30k wizards. Similar to Germany. Overall, these populations are too small and too dispersed for store chains to start catering to them with specialized goods.

And unless the wizarding population is looking at several decades worth of coninuous baby boom, I don't think that will change any time soon. Maybe in 300 years. Definitely in the far future. Wizards start with a small town's worth of people. It takes a while to grow such a population, even if magic starts becoming less rare.
 
The biggest problem for store chains for wizarding goods, as in potions ingredients and whatnot is that the wizarding population is positively miniscule.

Going by Hogwarts class sizes, which are aroud 50 children per year for all 4 houses. I'd guess that Britain has between 10k and 20k wizards in total. Possibly less, what with that civil war they had in the 80ies/90ies.

Any competitor to wizarding stores will basically face the fact that there are very slim profits in wizarding goods. Sure, the margins may be there, but the overall amount of profits is going to be negligible.

France I'd estimate between 20 and 30k wizards. Similar to Germany. Overall, these populations are too small and too dispersed for store chains to start catering to them with specialized goods.

And unless the wizarding population is looking at several decades worth of coninuous baby boom, I don't think that will change any time soon. Maybe in 300 years. Definitely in the far future. Wizards start with a small town's worth of people. It takes a while to grow such a population, even if magic starts becoming less rare.
On the other hand, most Wizards seem to be absolutely filthy rich, at least by mundane standards, so it's possible that a wizarding store competitor might win via higher prices, if they figure out what they can provide to an average Wizard.
 
Not in the least, and neither is she minding much that Hachiko fits quite nicely in her lap. :V
So very true.
Not until Moriko logs onto SGO to see the latest gossip thread.... :eek:

Suzume is both happy for her sister and gleefully gathering primo blackmail for her and Sachiko to enjoy.
Well, I mean siblings so...
Well, it's Colombe. Of course she's going to have some dumpster fires.

Now the question is whether or not Circe realized what Lady Chastity #2 (Lady Chastity Dovesworth and the Witch of the Waves) was really about...:ogles:
Depends on if she has read it or not really...
The biggest problem for store chains for wizarding goods, as in potions ingredients and whatnot is that the wizarding population is positively miniscule.

Going by Hogwarts class sizes, which are aroud 50 children per year for all 4 houses. I'd guess that Britain has between 10k and 20k wizards in total. Possibly less, what with that civil war they had in the 80ies/90ies.

Any competitor to wizarding stores will basically face the fact that there are very slim profits in wizarding goods. Sure, the margins may be there, but the overall amount of profits is going to be negligible.

France I'd estimate between 20 and 30k wizards. Similar to Germany. Overall, these populations are too small and too dispersed for store chains to start catering to them with specialized goods.

And unless the wizarding population is looking at several decades worth of coninuous baby boom, I don't think that will change any time soon. Maybe in 300 years. Definitely in the far future. Wizards start with a small town's worth of people. It takes a while to grow such a population, even if magic starts becoming less rare.
Part of the issue is that, like you said, we got no real numbers for Harry's time in school. We got Rowling who threw out "A thousand students", we got numbers of people mentioned which is generally low, and then we have numbers of things like how in the Fourth Book, it was stated that the Second Year and above were brought to Hogwarts in a hundred carriages, which means anywhere from four to almost seven hundred students.

What complicates this more is that whole we're told there are only seven "Official" schools worldwide, those are only ICW approved. We are told that there are other schools as well which don't make the list. I would not be too surprised if you have small schools or maybe a few dozen, or a hundred at most, students in England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, and North Ireland. Said students not making the cut for Hogwarts in regards to power (we know that some squibs can do minor magic, just not to the level of an average Hogwarts student).

One of our big signs though is the Qudditch World Cup, where we are told there were 90,000 magicals gathered. 10K-20K would not be able to support that amount for any length of time. 40K-50K would likely be stretching it, but possible while also realistically being why those there were so damn rundown.

All of this, of course, does not count other magical beings/creatures. None of them go to a wizarding school though they may be involved in the economy in some way. There are likely a thousand werewolves in the UK if not more, and who knows how many vampires. All of them could make potions and the like for instance, even if they might not make use of wands (or are homeschooled). The numbers might increase of one takes in things like mermaids and the like.

Granted, you are right that the numbers would be small when compared to mundane humanity. So like I said, it is likely that any stores stay as specialty ones for decades or centuries.
On the other hand, most Wizards seem to be absolutely filthy rich, at least by mundane standards, so it's possible that a wizarding store competitor might win via higher prices, if they figure out what they can provide to an average Wizard.
*Waggle* In which case you get smaller specialty stores for the most part and nothing more.
 
Snippet 76: SisterJeanne
Consecration I

Tsurugaoka Hachimangū, Kamakura

Eishō 8, 7th Day of the 7th Month (June 7th 1511)




A hot wind blew the songs of the farmers in the rice paddies to the shrine of the Protector of Warriors. It flapped in the banners of three proud and great clans.

To the west, the four black diamond mon of the Takeda Clan fluttered from their black and white banners. The wind carried the nickering of their peerless cavalry's horses as a procession made its way from their camp to Hachimangū.

To the east, light blue and white banners flapped in the wind. Emblazoned with the three dragonscale mon of the Hōjō Clan, a matching procession left their camp to head to the shrine.

Finally to the north, the dark blue banners of the Uesugi Clan showed their mon of two flying sparrows in bamboo as a third procession left their camp to head to the shrine.

All three processions came to the first Torii gate, where they dismounted. Glares were exchanged and hands found the hilts of weapons as the three daimyos, each with a double handful of retainers, walked along the consecrated path to the stone staircase. The priests and monks watched as radiating hostility, the three delegations climbed the centuries-old staircase, and approached the main shrine.

Awaiting them, a phalanx of monks and priests bowed to each in turn. Once the last servant was seated and tea was served, the chief priest nodded to his assistants. The shrine bell was rung twice by a team of monks, the sound of the bell causing doves to fly from the roofs. All present bowed to the door to the Honden sanctuary as Hachiman manifested invisibly.

He surveyed the assembled priests, monks, and samurai with an unreadable face.

"Bring forth the offerings!' The High Priest commanded, as three samurai, clad in Takeda black, Hōjō light blue, and Uesugi dark blue came forth and bowed, as each presented a sword for His invisible inspection on the provided sword racks.

All was still as he looked at the three blades offered as the monks and priests examined them.



Looking at the first rack, He carefully examined the katana presented. His brow wrinkled slightly as He saw the humble, almost ostentatiously austere, fittings with a simple square iron tsuba guard etched with His dove. Nodding, He watched a senior monk draw the sword and a stifled expression of awe rose through the crowd as the perfection of Masamune steel was revealed to all present. Moving through a fast kata, the monk paused, as one by one seven kanji, the Seven Virtues of Bushido, shone forth.

He nodded to Himself, this was the weapon of a humble and loyal samurai, perfectly forged to serve its lord and master as a servant should. He sensed her spirit's willingness to serve Him in any way required unhesitatingly in accordance with Bushido.

As He turned to the second sword's presentation, the Takeda daimyo shot a triumphant smile at his rivals. Clearly his offering of the Masamune he had commissioned from one of the Master's apprentices in the school that the Master had founded would be viewed as superior and the Protector of Warrors would bless his cause.

The second sword glittered with gold as the monk picked it up. His eyes narrowed slightly as Hachiman surveyed the decorative ornamentation, and a minute wrinkle creased His brow as the sword was drawn. Gold inlay was patterned in the steel with a prayer of praise to Hachiman. Another stir ran through the crowd at the sight, with hushed whispers for the beauty of the weapon.

Beautiful, but the weapon of a courtier and not a warrior. Unsuitable.

With that he watched the monk perform the kata again, and then replace the sword.

The Hōjō daimyo smiled triumphantly at the pleased comments from the assembled dignitaries.

Beside him, his Takeda rival's smile became more smug.

Sweat patterned the brow of the Uesugi daimyo as the priests reached the third stand.

Unlike the other two katanas, the third was a mighty no-dachi greatsword. Gold flashed from the menuki of two doves on her hilt as Hachiman minutely inspected her, his face thoughtful. As before, the monk unsheathed her, and eyes widened at the curve of equally perfect Muramasa steel exposed. The dignitaries laughed at the ostentatious blade's clear 'compensation' as both her decorations and her Muramasa steel suggested a blatant attempt to sway the judges.

Hachiman's eyes narrowed at the spirit he sensed within as he thought silently as His priests and monks laughed.

Strong and resolute she was, but also eager for battle in ways the Masamune was not... and yet... something could be made of her. She had a use in His plans. But not in this place, not yet.

Finishing the kata, the monk replaced the third sword and the High Priest stepped forth. He bowed to the three daimyo and then spoke in a clear voice.

"Hear our words. Masamune-no-Tokunotakai is pleasing to Lord Hachiman's sight and shall remain here as His Blade to serve the temple."

The dove engraving on Tokunotakai's tsuba blazed with bright white light as Hachiman consecrated her by accepting her offer of service to Him. The Takeda daimyo's face curled in a triumphant smile as he bowed his head to the ground.

"The Hōjō Yoshihiro blade is likewise accepted by the Hachimangū as worthy of enshrinement."

Hachiman shook His head. The sword was beautiful, and well crafted, but not that of a soldier. A showpiece, on the other hand....

A hush ran through the crowd as the golden prayer on the blade stayed inert. The Hōjō daimyo blanched slightly.

Finally the priest looked at the no-dachi. "This... monstrosity... is not suitable for enshrinement here. Let it be taken back by the Uesugi!"

Hachiman invisibly nodded to himself. This fitted His plans for an agent outside the walls of His Temple, and He dimly sensed that this blade would have an important part to play in future events. She would be the fulcrum on which much depended.

Hachiman reached out to invisibly touch the nodachi blade and whispered. "I have plans for you, My Blade, should you swear yourself to my service. Have faith."

As the blade was wrapped back up in the dark blue silk, the dove menuki flashed white in turn, although none saw it.

The Uesugi daimyo bit his lip at the apparent rejection. He glared at his advisors as the other two delegations left the shrine. "Get that blade out of my sight."
 
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Snippet 77: SisterJeanne
Consecration II

Brussels, Belgium, June 13th, 1707




"Now push!" The midwife grasped Julie d'Aubigny's hand as the woman screamed in pain and her swollen belly rippled with the effort.

The door opened and a young man entered, doffing his hat and shaking out the rain from his cloak. "Julie, I came as quickly as I could..."

Tear-filled hazel eyes turned to him as the legendary and scandalous Frenchwoman looked at one of her lovers. Julie gasped out his name and then screamed as a fresh contraction rippled through her. "Jean-François!"

He hastened to her side. As he knelt to take her free hand, a faintly glowing white dove landed on the windowsill to survey the scene.

"I see the head, one more push Julie!"

The pregnant woman bit through her lip and grunted with the effort. Hands callused by twenty years of dueling across France and the Low Countries clenched on Jean-François' riding gloves as she choked out a scream of agony.

The thin cry of the newborn rewarded her efforts as a small infant girl slid down to the waiting mattress. A fresh gusher of blood followed and the midwife frantically hastened to try to stem the bleeding. As the infant girl was placed on her mother's breast, a ripple of energy filled the room, and motes of light formed a gold and patterned steel fencing rapier leaning against the bed.

Julie's sweat-soaked and pale face focused on her child, and then her eyes lifted to the dove witnessing the birth. "c-colombe..." she whispered as her face acquired a deathly pallor.

Jean-François' face turned ashen and he grasped her hand hard. "Don't go, your child needs you, Julie!" He whispered as the midwife shook her head at the failure to stem the flow of lifeblood from the dying woman.

Julie's eyes found his with an unspoken plea in them, and he nodded, swallowing hard. "I promise I shall, Julie."

Julie's eyes unfocused and she whispered her final words through bloody lips as her strength left her. "Merci... She has... Nori... s... eyes..."

Jean-François sobbed over her corpse. The cry of the infant roused him and he looked at the midwife, then pulled several gold francs from his purse. "Go, hire a wet nurse for the child."

As the servant closed the door behind him, the Squib nobleman closed his eyes and pinched his nose. He then looked at the faintly glowing sword and the infant. Sighing he gestured with a hand and blinked silver-glowing eyes as the sword, the infant, and a brooch on her table all glowed silver. "The only spell I mastered at Beauxbatons, and it gives me more questions than answers."

With that he heard a coo behind him and half turned to see the dove witnessing him. He stared at the bird, fingering his belt at the sight of the glowing aura around the dove. "I do not know who you are a messenger of, but I swear on my honor and my soul that I shall raise this girl as a du Chasteler."

The dove surveyed him gravely, then nodded once in acceptance. As it did so, an engraving of a dove flared to life on the cross-guard of the rapier.

Jean-François looked at the blade then back to the dove. "So that's it then. I do not know what I shall tell Marie, apart from my mistress died in childbed and left me a bastard daughter to raise when we reach my holdings tomorrow."

He sat down next to the bed with the dead woman, and gently cradled the infant. "I suppose I shall have you baptized as Colombe du Chasteler if you live the requisite week for the priests to perform the rite."

Colombe's crystal blue eyes found the dove witnessing her birth, and she reached out an infant hand toward the bird as it took flight.

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Presently the dove landed on a cherrywood perch far indeed from Brussels. The Protector of Warriors looked up from his writing desk and lowered his ink brush as the dove cooed.

"So Norimune refused to return at the news?"

A bob of the head and another coo.

Hachiman pinched his nose. "That headstrong Blade of mine! Well you can lead a horse, or in her case a stubborn mule to water, but cannot make her drink. At least Colombe has a honorable man to raise her."

Another head bob.

"It is not much, but it is something. Norimune will not like the consequences of her choice, though. It will be decades at least before she meets her firstborn."

The dove fluttered its wings and Hachiman nodded in response.

"Still, this complicates things, since I will have to find out a way to contact Colombe once she grows up. Well done, My Messenger. Watch over Colombe for now and notify me if she is threatened by other pantheons. Gaijin-born or not, she is one of My Kami, just as her sire is, and I do not wish for her to be harmed. One day the Europeans will contact the Land of the Gods, and when that happens, I shall need subordinates with a foot in both worlds to manage affairs."

Then dove bowed its head and took flight.
 
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Snippet 94: Harry Leferts
All was quiet in the Norwegian forest, just the sound of snow and the cracking of wood in the dark, late February pre-dawn hours. The Sun would not rise, for some time yet due to the time of year. In fact, the Sun would barely rise over the horizon. And so, it was almost peaceful...

Until, that is, there was a fireball between the trees that dissipated to reveal an old man in garish robes, a one armed and eyed woman in Naval dress, another somewhat young though also worn woman, and a large, red bird in the old man's shoulder.

Looking around, Victory frowned before pulling out a pocket watch and frowning at the time, "Blast it, Bumblebee. How long are we to wait? Because right now it is cold enough to freeze the Devil's own knickers."

Head tilted to the side, Dumbledore hummed a bit, "The Devil's knickers? Does he wear them?"

Scoffing, the shipgirl gave him a look, "Yes, and he looks smashing in them. Brings out the goat legs, don't you know. It is the lace, I think." Victory then narrowed her gaze, "And you did not answer the question."

Chuckling, the wizard checked his own pocket watch and nodded, "It will not be too long now, Vicky. Should be no more than five minutes and then we can get your creaky old bones somewhere warm."

Only glaring, a growl escaped from Victory, "Creaky old bones my arse, Bumblebee. Not all of us have magic to warm us after all!" Moments later, her friend waved his wand and she felt warmth cover her which made her snort, "Better."

Somewhat bemused, the until now silent shipgirl spoke up, "Is this how it usually goes for you, Victory? Headmaster Dumbledore?"

Turning to her, Dumbledore smiled and nodded, "It is, Miss Haarfagre. Us old people need to amuse ourselves somehow."

Just snorting a bit in amusement as Victory demanded to know who he was calling old, the Coastal Defence Ship, Harald Haarfagre shook her head at their antics. Ignoring them for the moment, she glanced around and tried to figure out exactly where in Norway they were. Before she could get too far into her thoughts, she heard the sound of bells and turned as a sleigh right out of a storybook pulled up. 'Hmm...' Her eyebrows twitched a bit as a man with holly green robes came out and a large, white beard that went down to his waist and was tucked into his belt. Glancing at the sleigh, she noted that yes, it was pulled by reindeer, 'Note to self, do not let Troll know about this.'

Shaking Dumbledore's hand, the old wizard was all smiles, "Albus, it is good to see you my friend. It has been far too long."

Dumbledore chuckled as he returned the greeting and nodded, "And you, Eirik! It has been far, far too long. But alas, the war. You know how it is."

With a sigh, Eirik nodded, "The war, yes. Always a terrible thing and I hoped to live out my life without seeing my homeland embroiled in another conflict the likes of which we are." Seeking to look far older, pain in his eyes, the old wizard grimaced, "The war with Grindlewald was enough for me."

Perking up some, Haarfagre now turned an interested gaze on the old man, "You fought in the war?"

Slowly, Eirik made a sound of confirmation, "I did. Was in the local resistance against Grindlewald as a matter of fact and remained here throughout the war fighting." With a nod in Dumbledore's direction, he smiled, "This old bat used Fawkes to transport us supplies. Needless to say, he's been a true friend over the years."

Rather than say anything, the Headmaster simply bowed his head some. Turning towards Haarfagre himself, he gestured at the other man, "May introduce you both to Eirik Bjornson, Minister of Magic of Norway."

Just raising his finger, Eirik chuckled, "Minister of the Royal Norwegian Ministry of Magic."

Eyebrow raised as she held out a hand, which was taken by a firm grip, the Norwegian shipgirl hummed, "Royal Norwegian Ministry of Magic?"

Briefly, a saddened look crossed Eirik's face before he nodded, "Despite the separation, we always kept to our roots. We are loyal to our country and crown before we are to the ICW." Glancing at Dumbledore, he smirked a bit, "Despite what some would rather." Ignoring the snort, the old wizard continued, "And, I hope, that this will be the first steps towards that being in more than name only."

Haarfagre gave a chuckle and nodded, "One can only hope."

With a smile of his own, the Minister gestured to the open door of the sled, "Well, we must be off. It is an hour away after all before we can reach our destination even with magic."

Interested, Haarfagre stepped inside only to blink and not from the warmth that surrounded her. The reason being that the interior of the sled was much larger than the inside with plush, leather seating and a carpeted floor. Glancing at her feet, she noted that the snow and slush vanished automatically as did any dirt. With a slight nod, she hummed as she got out of the way for the others, 'Interesting.'

Once they were all inside, the sled began to move through the trees at a high speed. With a wave of his wand, Eirik opened a cabinet and smiled, "May I get you any drinks?" After getting various responses, he poured out the chosen drinks and sat back with a sigh, "I must thank you all for coming. And I... recognize that the cloak and dagger portion of this may be much, but there would be those watching that I would rather not alert to what is going on."

Frowning, Haarfagre narrowed her eye some, "In your own government?"

Simply waving a hand though, the Norwegian Minister of Magic sighed, "There might be a few. But my main worry is any ambassadors or members of the ICW that could be around. Some of them report back on things of interest, which this would be." Lips curling, he chuckled, "Well, except as far as they know, I am using my influence for an early morning sleighride through the countryside. Normal, for someone higher up to take a break as such."

The Norwegian shipgirl only nodded, "I see..." Shaking it off, Haarfagre sipped her drink and felt the burning sensation of the alcohol go down her throat, "It is a good thing then that this is such. Though I will admit that I am not quite sure what I am doing here."

Blinking, Eirik stared at her before fixing an amused Dumbledore with a look, "You have not told her?"

Albus put a surprised look on his face before shaking his head sadly, "I am afraid not, my friend. Must be my age, I think, it makes one forget things."

Pinching his nose, Eirik turned back to Haarfagre and was silent for a few moments to gather his thoughts. Finally, he began to speak, "As I am sure that you understand, the magical world was just as affected in some ways by the various wars as the non-magical world. Like the NoMajs, we saw the coming storm in the 1930s as Grindlewald began his rise. I remember it well, especially in regards to students from Drumstrang, though I never went there." At the look, he shrugged, "I am what the English call a 'Muggleborn', thus I was not allowed to go to Drumstrang. Instead, I had to make due with one of the smaller schools here in Norway."

Her eyes narrowing, Haarfagre frowned, 'An issue that should be rectified...'

Not having noticed her reaction, the Minister continued, "Like our NoMaj counterparts, we began preparations. Our population though is smaller than the other nations outside of Scandinavia, thus we had to leverage what we had. We were not alone in this as both the Ministries in Denmark and Sweden also prepared. One thing that we did was pool our resources and build a small navy."

Sucking in a breath, Haarfagre realized what he meant, "But they did not return when the King called upon them."

Only shaking his head, Eirik frowned, "No, they did not." Looking the shipgirl in the eye, he let out a breath, "Because they had already returned at the start of Blood Week, though mostly in the more northern areas of Norway. We did not have much, mind you. Very few as a matter of fact. They've fought like wolves to keep the Abyssals busy up here. In that, they were helped by our other military forces." At the blink from her, he gave a very thin smile, "We were... prepared, during the Cold War just in case with enchanted aircraft from the Second World War that we scavenged. I was Minister during the late eighties and nineties when the Soviet Union fell and bought some Jets with some gold just in case. We used them as well, though we've started to run out of ammunition for them." Spreading his hands, the Minister sighed, "Most of those in the Magical Military are magical beings who volunteered."

Just leaning forward, Haarfagre considered this, "I see." A group of folders was handed to her and she began to look through them, "Are these them?"

Humming, the Minister nodded, "They are, all of them answered the call of the lone Natural Born, as I believe that they are called, who asked for help." With one finger, he tapped one folder, "In this life, she is known as Karina Rebekkadottir... in her previous one, she was the Coastal Defense Ship, KNM Valkyrien, of the Viking Class that was built between us, Sweden, and Denmark. One deserving of the name."

With a glance at him, Haarfagre opened the folder and her eyes grew wide. There was a picture of a ship twice her size and a number of guns. Reading through it, she flipped the page and paled as she saw the same ship, likely just before her sinking. Being it was a magical photograph, grainy as it was, the picture moved like a modern gif on a computer. From bow to stern, the ship was covered in hellish flame that took the form of various beasts as it tried to kill her. But even as armour melted like wax, the guns kept firing. Leaning in, Haarfagre could see movement but not much else. Feeling more than slightly sickened, she quickly flipped the picture and took a deep breath before looking at Eirik, "What happened to her?"

For several moments, no one spoke. But it was Dumbledore who answered her, "When the King and his family as well as the non-magical government fled to England, the Valkryien and her escorts shadowed them to make sure that they would make it. However, somehow, Grindlewald found out and sent forces to capture, or sink, the ships involved. Among his forces were no less than four controlled Lindorn. But the Valkryien and her escorts managed to stop the Lindorn and sink most of the ships with the escorts sinking in the process. Damaged, the Valkyrien continued to fight in order to distract them... enraged, the wizard in command of Grindlewald's forces there ordered her sunk. They used Fiend Fyre upon her, but despite that, she kept fighting until the bitter end when the flames finally burned through her turrets into the powder room."

Voice soft, Eirik spoke with a near whisper, "There should be a note from a journal recovered from one of those involved in her sinking."

Quickly looking through it, Haarfagre found the bit and read it aloud, "Even with her alight from bow to stern with hellish Fiend Fyre, even with her turrets melting, still she kept firing everything she had at us. Some of those onboard coming out to fire rifles and spells at us, even as they were turned to ash seconds later by the magical flames. Magnificent is the word I could call them, misplaced as their loyalty was against their fellow superior beings. Truly, she lived up to her namesake, the Valkyrie..." No one said anything for almost a minute before Haarfagre closed her eye with a solemn nod, "Yes, she was."

The rest of the ride was spent with the Minister answering various questions for the shipgirl, with Dumbledore adding what little he knew. Finally though, the sled came to a stop and they exited it. One of the first things that the Coastal Defense Vessel did was widen her eyes a bit at the large man who stood nearly fifteen feet tall. Not helping was how he had what had to be a field artillery piece on his back and had thick, steel plates as armour. Spotting them, the man saluted, which they returned, "Minister, Miss Haafagre, welcome to Hulderheim."

Eyes widening slightly, the Norwegian shipgirl stared as she spotted a number of beautiful women watching them. One thing that caught her eye though was that many of them had cow tails with the odd one with a fox tail. Then she gave them a nod before turning towards Eirik, "I hope that you do not keep them here because of what they are."

However, he shook his head, "No, we do not. The Hulder and others live in villages like this in the wilderness because it is easier. They also make charcoal which they sell through various companies to other magical nations, though that has become slightly harder." Pointing at a nearby mountain, the Minister continued, "We actually do help them with their various businesses, such as bergså that mine and the like."

Only humming, but not commenting further, Haafagre gave a small nod to the giant man who she suspected was a frost giant, and followed the Minister with Albus and Victory behind her. They came to a small building near the docks where a young man stood nervously. Seeing them, he saluted, "G-good day, Minister, Miss Haafagre. It is an honour."

Chuckling, Eirik shook his head and waved a hand, "Karl, please, do not be so nervous." Turning to the Norwegian shipgirl, there was a twinkle of amusement, "Karl here is my grandson and helps out with the shipgirls. He is the closest thing we have to a commander. Read all sorts of books on naval warfare so that he could help out."

Heavily blushing, the young man shook his head, "I... I just wanted to do my part and help out."

Lightly laughing, Haafagre clapped him on the shoulder, "Then that is all that one could ask! And it is good that you have done so." For a moment, she seemed to examine him before nodding, "Now where are the others?"

Glancing at his grandfather, the young man took a deep breath, "They are inside, though... Karina might be an issue." Sighing, he shook his head, "She believes that, perhaps, she would not be accepted by the others or by the King because of what she is."

In reply to that, Haafagre narrowed her eyes, "Then she is wrong in every way. Now, have her brought out-"

A squawk made her look up as a young woman in a dress similar to that worn by rural woman was pushed out the door. Behind her, there were various snickers and she turned to them, only for the door to close, "Let me in!"

From inside, various young voices shouted back, "No! Because you are being silly about this, Big Sister! They will like you!"

While the shipgirl, who Haafagre recognized as Valkryien from the ghostly hull, banged on the door, she realized one fact. One which suddenly caused everything to make sense...

Mainly, a cow's tail that was poking out from her skirt.

Just looking at the Minister, he nodded and confirmed it, "She is Hulder, and thinks that because of that she would not be accepted." Grimacing, he shook his head, "I suspect it was due to how she had certain neighbours before moving here lived in a village. Some... do not trust, Hulder due to their reputation."

Scoffing, the Coastal Defence Vessel shook her head and walked up to where Valkrien was still banging on the door before clearing her throat, "Valkryien?"

Very slowly, the Hulder shipgirl turned, "Y-yes?"

Lips curling, Haafagre's arms shot out and pulled her into a hug, "Thank you, for what you have done and have continued to do. You have done well for King and Country." With a chuckle, she continued, "And trust me when I say the King would have no trouble with what you are and would not care."

Bringing her own arms up, Valkryien hugged her silently.

Moments later, she froze as Haafagre spoke, "Which means, of course, we will be presenting you to him at the earliest convivence!"

After all, Troll was not just the only such shipgirl in Norway...
 
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Part of the issue is that, like you said, we got no real numbers for Harry's time in school. We got Rowling who threw out "A thousand students", we got numbers of people mentioned which is generally low, and then we have numbers of things like how in the Fourth Book, it was stated that the Second Year and above were brought to Hogwarts in a hundred carriages, which means anywhere from four to almost seven hundred students.

What complicates this more is that whole we're told there are only seven "Official" schools worldwide, those are only ICW approved. We are told that there are other schools as well which don't make the list. I would not be too surprised if you have small schools or maybe a few dozen, or a hundred at most, students in England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, and North Ireland. Said students not making the cut for Hogwarts in regards to power (we know that some squibs can do minor magic, just not to the level of an average Hogwarts student).

One of our big signs though is the Qudditch World Cup, where we are told there were 90,000 magicals gathered. 10K-20K would not be able to support that amount for any length of time. 40K-50K would likely be stretching it, but possible while also realistically being why those there were so damn rundown.

All of this, of course, does not count other magical beings/creatures. None of them go to a wizarding school though they may be involved in the economy in some way. There are likely a thousand werewolves in the UK if not more, and who knows how many vampires. All of them could make potions and the like for instance, even if they might not make use of wands (or are homeschooled). The numbers might increase of one takes in things like mermaids and the like.
Hm, that does make sense.

That whole 7 accepted schools thing is pretty ridiculous as well. France has one, Britain has one, then there's one in Eastern Europe. Seeing that we know that its reach goes into Bulgaria, I'd tentatively put that one in the Carpathian mountains. Also definitely a school that needs a lingua franca for its students. That leaves Italy and Spain without recognized schools in Southern Europe. And seeing that those nations have pretty sizeable populations, with Italy having comparable population to France and Britain, that strikes me as typical British provincialism.

Nations in Europe that should have a national school at least on par with Beauxbatons include: Italy, Poland, Spain, Ukraine, Russia, Germany and Turkey. Each of these nations have populations sizeable enough to have, statistically speaking, a large enough wizarding population for a proper national school.

Hell, poking at this some more, this system basically panders to French and British interests, is however supposedly older than the Entente, i.e. from a time when Britain and France were basically constantly fighting because their interests were mutually exclusive. With Durmstrang likely to be in the former Austria-Hungary, it becomes even more baffling. Basically, you have recognized schools in civilized countries that actually matter (France and Britain) and another in the far wilderness where the barbarians live (Durmstrang). Definitely written by a British person that knows jack shit about anything outside her soggy island.

You can explain some lack of schools away. Germany, Italy, Spain? No school due to WWI + WWII, WWII and Franco respectively. Durmstrang is likely to crash, especially once the whole ICW system finally collapses. Most nations in Eastern Europe will promote their national schools over Durmstrang. Poland for example is still haunted by the collective memory of their nation being split apart and ruled from Berlin, Moscow and Vienna. The ICW system is likely to remind them of that.

You can support a massive event with relatively small population centers. The W:O:A takes place in a 1800 people village each year, has over 70.000 visitors and a lot of the organization and background work is sourced locally.

The World Cup also used non-magical workers.
 
You know, I can see after their deaths Hachiman having a chat with them...

As can I. A very long chat indeed. He's almost as pissed at them for accepting the clearly ornamental blade as for discounting Norimune.

A lot of Norimune's career from Hachiman's POV was him trying to make lemonade from the lemons provided from suboptimal choices by other people (Norimune later and the priests then).

This makes sense, though... poor Julie...

Case in point about Norimune dropping the ball causing her boss to get a headache. Followed by him trying to figure out how to handle Colombe as an agent.

That said, yes poor Julie (and childbirth was statistically one of the deadliest things a woman could do in the 1700s).

However, it is very likely that some deals were cut in 1707 just like deals were cut with Lyra Potter in 1949 so that when not if Norimune goes to Kami-con, Julie d'Aubigny's spirit will be waiting there for her. The same might be true for Colombe's adopted father and Sally Gray.

In fact, I'm sure that Julie d'Aubigny is in Shinto Heaven right now waiting for her love and her daughter to get around to paying her a visit.
 
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That whole 7 accepted schools thing is pretty ridiculous as well.
It gets more ridiculous when you leave Europe. One school for all of North America, one for South America, one for Africa and one for Asia. Do you really want me to believe a single school can handle students from an entire continent, JKR? Are you crazy?
 
Snippet 78: SisterJeanne
Consecration III

13 June 1902

"You are well off your game. I actually got a touch in on you." The speaker carefully cleaned off his fencing rapier and then placed it in the rack for its use, which curiously enough, existed in the traditional dojo that they had been sparring in for the last two hours, since well before dawn.

His companion nodded as she turned away from him to look at the rising sun outside. The woman, dressed in the tight breeches, shirt, and boots of a 17th century fencer, racked her own rapier and trembled slightly as she finished. "I know, it is just..."

He walked to embrace her gently. "That she will be facing one of her greatest tests as the sun rises over Africa. Have faith, Julie. Our little dove is ready to spread her wings."

Julie d'Aubigny turned in his embrace, pulling at the French braid she had her hair in to let it cascade down her back like a waterfall of molten gold. Hazel eyes shimmered as she rested her head against Jean-François du Chasteler's chest. "I wish that I had your faith, Jean. Thank you and yours again for being there for her when I could not. Her own mother..."

He silenced her with a kiss to her forehead. "And I could not be there for her after my death in turn. Never there to tell her how proud I am of the woman that she has become. She might not be my child in blood, but in every other way that matters..."

"You gave her what she so desperately needed. A family that loved her. The example of how to live her life with honor. The foundation that she has built herself upon. Jean... Colombe is Nori's child with me, but if things had been different...." Julie trailed off hesitantly.

He placed a finger on her lips to silence her. "I know. But it is better this way. I loved all the children of my loins greatly, but like the father of the Prodigal Son, I loved the one of my choosing most of all, perhaps. And your love for Norimune was greater than your love for me." His tone was sadly proud and carried the weight of many, many discussions upon this topic.

She nodded in acceptance as the rice-paper screens opened and an attendant beckoned. "And it still is. What has happened to Nori..."

He sighed as they began to walk down the corridor of the Japanese castle that they were in. "Has been harsh, yes. Just as what is happening to Colombe is equally harsh. My own grandchild!"

His fist clenched as he continued. "But she redeemed our family honor in the end even though it nearly broke her in the doing. I am not sure that I could have done what was right as she did then. She gets that unwillingness to compromise her ideals, unwillingness to give up the fight from you and Norimune. And the saying is true. The hottest furnace..."

Julie finished the saying with a sadly proud smile on her face as she thought about her love and her daughter. "...is needed to refine the finest steel."

"True. Muramasa steel."

Presently they came to an audience chamber where Hachiman stood by a floor to ceiling mirror. Julie curtsied, and Jean bowed, receiving an acknowledging nod of the Protector of Warriors' head in response, along with a gesture to make themselves comfortable.



As they seated themselves, the mirror hazed and then cleared, showing a bird's eye view of a place of power deep inside the Congo. Julie clutched Jean's hand as she watched the familiar sight of her weary and travel-stained daughter step between two of the cyclopean stone monoliths to confront the would-be Dark Lord waiting for her.

The Dark Lord whose unwilling slave had furthered the corruption of Colombe's great-nephew and nearly destroyed the du Chasteler family in the doing.

The Dark Lord whose aura, unseen to the rapier who had just drawn herself to challenge him, was marked with the sign of a Chosen of Nkongolo, the deity of evil in this region of the Congo.

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Hours later, Julie had not moved from where she was seated. Her hand clenched an equally intent Jean hard enough to cut off his nonexistent circulation as their daughter fought for her life.

Colombe was fighting spectacularly, brilliantly, clashing with the axe spirit Kasuyu in a whirlwind of steel as she magically dueled the Chosen of Nkongolo with spell after spell.

Julie's hand clenched tighter as her tiring daughter's parry was a half-second too late and the axe carved a bloody chunk of meat from the outside of her right thigh. Colombe kicked off with her good left leg, 'crossing the box' in a risky maneuver as she blurred past Kasuyu, her free hand hammering his kidney with a vicious punch. As the axe staggered, Colombe's lips moved in an incantation as the bulk of her enemy's avatar broke the line of sight of the Chosen for a critical second.

A scarlet aura flamed around her rapier as she grasped it in two hands and swung her true self with all her force at Kasuyu. The axe staggered as Muramasa steel, reinforced with a custom cutting charm patterned off the masterwork which was forged into her aunt Juuchi Yosamu by Muramasa himself slammed into the enchanted sky-iron of his true self.

Snarling with effort, Colombe pushed him back off balance as his blade notched and blood began to pour from a slash that opened across his chest and then snapped out another enchantment. Lightning crackled around her right foot and she screamed in pain as she kicked him with all her strength.

A flash filled the mirror, and when it lifted, the axe was twenty yards away from the now unconscious avatar. Colombe's lips curled in a smug smirk as she turned...

"Look out!" Julie screamed as the Chosen threw a venomous green bolt of Dark Magic at her unsuspecting daughter.

Colombe, as if hearing her mother's voice, turned just in time. Time seemed to slow as her eyes widened and she batted the killing bolt away from her face with her open left hand. Instantly the hand withered to uselessness and the viridian energies began to eat their way up her arm, leaving scarred and mutilated flesh and bone in their wake.



Julie's tears began to fall as her daughter collapsed to the blood-stained dirt of the arena of combat, whimpering in excruciating agony.

Suddenly a young woman's voice sounded in the the observers' ears as Colombe's lips moved. "Someone... anyone... it can't end like this. I need to win, I need to restore our honor... I need to find my father.... "

Hachiman leaned forward, his eyes intent on the gravely wounded rapier as the energies reached her elbow.

"Colombe d'Aubigny-Muramasa du Chasteler, I can help you if you willingly swear yourself to Me. Do you swear to fight Evil wherever you find it in this world?"

"I... I do." The dove engraving on Colombe's true body flickered to life with a pure white light as her avatar whispered the words.

"Do you swear to act with honor in your conduct in word and deed, being an example of how a Warrior should act?"

"Oui.. I do..." The light built and began to pulse in time with her heartbeat as the Chosen reached the axe and knelt to pick it up.

"Do you swear to protect the innocent and those needing your help as you encounter them in your travels?"

The green light of the Killing Curse approached her shoulder as Colombe's hand clenched on the hilt of her now rainbow-glowing rapier. "I... swear...."

"Then Arise, My Blade, and smite your foe down on this day, as you shall smite those who threaten those innocents who need the aid of the Protector of Warriors!"

With that Colombe threw her true self toward the Chosen with the last of her strength.

His eyes widened at the sight of the rainbow-glowing spear of light coming toward him, tipped by Muramasa steel. A gesture formed a shield of black energies that the rapier ripped through like it was paper to impale his heart.

As the corpse of the Chosen crumpled, the energies eating Colombe's avatar flickered out, and the damage from the curse faded in a white glow as she relaxed in the embrace of healing sleep.

Unconsciously Colombe's lips moved in her slumber. "Mama... Papa... Did I do good?" The voice was that of a little girl asking her parents for reassurance.

Julie's tears flowed as she whispered back to her child. "Non, Colombe, you did not do merely good, but great."

Beside her, Jean-François du Chasteler nodded in turn as he wiped tears from his eyes. "I just wish that we could tell you how proud we are of you."

Hachiman looked at them with compassion in His eyes as the scene in the scrying mirror faded. "One day you shall. One day you shall."
 
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