Harry And The Shipgirls: Prisoner of Shipping (A HP/KanColle Snippet Collection)
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Harry Leferts
Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju
Extremely proud of her.
Generally put? Yeah, pretty much.
That could be amusing...
Point...
There are few possibilities, though one is that there was more than one dynasty brought down in that manner...
Also, um, you mean banned on SB, right? Because you're posting on SV right now...
That could be interesting...
Raspottern? Also which sword would Umu be? Because in my head I'm expecting Excalibur to be, well....
^This.
I will admit, the above gave me the image of someone using a shard from Caliburn to create a dagger which also ended up with the Potters...
They probably acquired her at some point, picking up Excalibur as a bonus.
rofl::lolit wouldn't surprise me if Excalibur is fuming stuck in a cupboard somewhere
also i literally just saw this....
^Pretty much this.
Snippet 65: Harry Leferts
Harry Leferts
Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju
Flopping back onto the couch, Juuchi ignored the look she got from Carnwennan. After several moments of staring at the ceiling, she sighed, "What are we doing here? What is our purpose?"
With a glance at her, the dagger turned back to the book he was reading, "Somehow, I do not think that you mean that philosophically."
Now blinking, Juuchi looked at him, "What?"
A smirk on his face, Carnwennan waved around them, "Oh, you know... What is our purpose for existing? What meaning is there to our lives? Why do we exist?"
Staring at him for a few moments, the other blade spirit frowned. Then she flopped back onto the couch, "I will leave those up to Chisuheri. That is what she is into for some odd reason."
In the kitchen, Kansha worked at making some meals as Sheff did much the same, the two sets of kitchen knives glancing at one another and nodding. There was no real competition or hot emotions between the two. Just two cooks respecting the other as they did their work. With a hum, Kansha glanced up at his sister, "So what are we doing exactly?"
Only giving a smile and a nod to Saki who passed him some fruit that she had used one of his blades to peel, and beginning to chop it up, Sheff hummed, "I am wondering much the same as well."
Frowning, Saki glanced at Juuchi before tilting her head, "I... think that Tsukiakari stated that we are here to meet some of the others?" At the look from Sheff, she blushed some, "Or that was what I was thinking."
Lips curling, the Sheffield knife set nodded, "I will admit, that does sound rather nice. Meeting some of the others, that is. Best to do it now rather than when it becomes really important, as this gives us the chance to get to know them all."
All Kansha did was shrug at that while grunting. For her part though, Juuchi grimaced some, "No, trust me, you are going to think otherwise soon enough. Especially once you meet Goldie."
Despite the questioning looks she got, Juuchi said no more on the matter. The two cooks merely glanced at one another and went back to cooking. Several minutes later though, there was a knock on the door and it opened to reveal Tsukiakari with a wooden box under one arm. Lightly flushed from the cold, she bowed some, "I am sorry about taking so long."
However, Juuchi just waved her off, "Don't worry about it, Tsukiakari. We got plenty of time." Under her breath, she continued, "And the more time you took, the less I would be spending with Goldie."
Chuckles made her give a look at Vala who walked in beside Tsukiakari with a box of her own. At the flush from Juuchi, she simply flashed her a smile, "Now then... it is time for all of us to be reunited."
Getting nods from the other two, though Juuchi's was stubborn, both Tsukiakari and Vala opened their boxes. One by one they brought out various weapons that they recognized as belonging to the Potter Armoury. Two stood out though, one of which was a Okinawan Tekko. The other though was an odd spear that made Kansha frown, "What sort of weapon is that?"
With a glance at him, Carnwennan chuckled, "That, my friend, is Dracul, and she's a Welsh Hook." Looking at the odd, two pronged spear, he shrugged, "Well, a very modified design of one, but still."
Sparkles floated upwards from said weapon until they became a cloud. Moments later, the cloud exploded outwards into motes of light revealing what looked like a red haired, fourteen year old girl in a black and white dress... with two massive horns coming from her head and a draconic tail behind her. Twirling, she went into a pose while twirling her true form like a baton, "Hello, everyone~ Greatest spear bard of them all, Dracul is here, so have no fear~"
An old handgun was on the table for one moment and in the next in a man who was dressed as a cowboy from the old Wild West, complete with the hat. Said man had a grizzled look, but an honest smile on his face as he looked at Tsukiakari with a nod. The whole time, the handgun in his hand was in motion before he holstered it at his side, "It is good to see you again, Tsukiakari."
Tsukiakari smiled back and bowed, "And it is good to see you as well, Bill." Upon hearing a groan from Juuchi, the Kyu Gunto giggled and turned to the woman now seated on a chair as if it was a throne, "Goldie."
One eyebrow raised, the sword spirit nodded, "It is good to see you again, young one! We were wondering what happened to you when Praetor took you from the Armoury, Umu!" Goldie appeared as a young, Italian looking woman just barely out of her teens if that, with blonde hair and leaf green eyes. Eyes that nonetheless hid a keen mind behind them, one that had been around for nearly two thousand years. Though most would go to the rest of her as she wore a Ancient Roman soldier's armour, a muscle cuirass made for a female and that didn't hide much of the figure beneath it. Across her shoulders was a royal purple cape, while her legs trailed out from beneath her pterges, leather straps that hung from her waist not unlike a skirt. Finishing it was roman sandals that covered her feet, while at her side her true form was sheathed. Upon seeing Carnwennan and Juuchi, she smiled, "Ah! It is good to see you as well, my friends! Umu! I could just sing!"
His tone dry, Carnwennan gave her a hooded look, "Please don't."
Waving her hand, Goldie shrugged, "It was just a thought, Umu! Now, I could do with some fine wine, Umu! To celebrate our reunion! Umu!"
On another chair, a young woman with dusky skin and dressed in Arabic clothing waved off Tsukiakari, "None for me, thank you."
Simply nodding, the Kyu Gunto only smiled, "Of course, Sabah. I know that you don't drink alcohol of any sort."
The Arabic sword, in the Potter possession since the Crusades, merely nodded with a smile even as the light glinted off her blade of Damascus steel. At Juuchi's look, she shook her head, "The others wished for me to be their representative as they do not feel that they would be needed at the moment."
With a chuckle, a Chinese looking woman dressed much as an ancient Chinese warrior smiled and waved Sabah off, "I do not think that we shall have much issue with that, my friend." Cupping her chin, she hummed as she shifted a bit, the Dao at her side moved, "Though I do wonder why we are here, do you not as well, brother? Though I, Xing, will always be at the service of the Potters."
Beside her, a young Chinese man, but with a Jian at his side only nodded, "Indeed."
Rolling her eyes, Juuchi shook his head, "You could be more expressive, Feng."
Not saying anything, the Feng shrugged some. One taller woman with a blunderbuss and dressed in the outfit of a Jager, laughed before nodding, "Ah! I think that we were wondering much the same, Tsu!" Turning, she regarded a rather short woman with a small cannon strapped to her back, "Isn't that right, Iron?"
Just blinking, the cannon woman nodded, "Right!" After a few moments, she frowned and turned, "Um, about what?"
All that Amalie did was facepalm at that while a young man dressed in a WWI uniform hummed as he gave the cannon a smile, "I think that it is because she is wondering why we are here."
One voice spoke up at that moment, and while her voice was soft, it carried steel with it and made people sit up and listen, "Yes, it is rather odd for all of us to be brought out at once. Hence why I am wondering myself." Everyone turned to a woman wearing the clothing of a French peasant from the Hundred Years War. Despite that though, she was still radiant with blonde hair and blue eyes, "But I think that, perhaps, there is a good reason for this."
The sound of a fist meeting a flesh made them turn to a young, brown haired woman in clothes not unlike that of Juuchi's own punching her palm, "Isn't obvious, Catherine? I suspect that the Potters are in trouble, and hence we're getting called out?"
Leaning forward, Juuchi spared a smile for her old friend from Okinawa, who had come with her to England so many years ago. But then her smile fell away and was replaced with a grimace, "Yes, there is a very good reason for calling you all forth, Tsuchi." Leaning forward, she frowned, "The Potter family is in danger."
Nearly at once, the whole atmosphere changed to a charged one, with all those there gaining serious expressions. Briefly, Catherine's clothes rippled, taking on the form of armour from the same period that her clothes were from before going back to normal, "Danger, you say?"
Slowly, Juuchi nodded, "Hai, in particular, danger of dying out..."
From there, the Muramasa explained what she knew, with Tsukiakari chiming in her own bits as she was around during the war with Voldemort. At the end of it, there was a suffocating silence over the room. Finally, Goldie growled before turning to the Kyu Gunto, "This... Peter? I wish for you to find me a lion, young one, Umu!"
Pinching her nose, Catherine let out a sigh, "Can you not go to that, Crocea? Must you bring out the lions?"
At the counter, Sheff cleared his throat, "Besides which, lions are rather hard to get."
Goldie just waved him off, "Bah! We have some stone lions in the warehouse that can be animated, Umu! They will do well enough, Umu!" Then she scowled, "If not, I shall have a colosseum built! Umu! And I shall show that gutless coward what happens when one threatens our Imperators! Umu!"
Bemused, everyone shook their heads, though they shivered a bit as they noticed the lone spear narrow her eyes and smile as she stroked her blade, "That is only if you get your hands on him first, Goldie... only if you get your hands on him first." Grinning, she showed large canines as she licked her lips slowly, "I will enjoy draining him of the blood that flows through his veins."
Clearing her throat though, Tsukiakari caught their attention, "Be that as it may though, that is not why I wished for all of you." When they turned to her, she took a deep breath, "Our first worry must be for our Master, first and foremost! Which is why I thought that we could guard him, or perhaps begin to prepare for what will come."
Suddenly, Sabah spoke up as she rubbed her thumb on her hilt. For all the softness of her voice, there was a dangerous undertone, "Very well. These... Death Eaters, you say that they are called?" When the Japanese sword nodded, she continued, "I need names and probable locations. I may not be on the Mountain, but I can still prepare for our Master."
Eyes closed, the Tekko frowned some, "Do you know where the Traitor may be, Tsukiakari-Chan?" Opening one eye, she fixed Tsukiakari with it, "So that we know where to look?"
Frowning, Tsukiakari walked over to a backpack and opened it before laying out the map. Each of those leaned forward and looked at it as she pointed, "These are hiding spots that Mistress Lily and Master James readied during the last war. For the most part, they were there for them to lay low for some time before leaving the country."
Thoughtful, Carnwennan shook his head, "If we leave out myself, Tsukiakari, and Juuchi due to guarding our Master or Natsumi, then we have enough to cover them if each one of us took one."
Drinking deeply from a goblet full of wine that she got from somewhere, the Roman blade nodded, "Very good, that will do well, Umu!" Eyes narrowing slightly, she shook her head, "But he may well attempt to hide elsewhere in the country."
However, Juuchi shook her head, "No, from what I have overheard they will be revealing what his form is and it's marks. He will find no succor from anyone here in Britain. The other Death Eaters likely would kill him for the part he played in Voldemort's downfall, so he could not hide with them. No... he is likely to try and make for somewhere else in a few months."
With a nod, Tsukiakari nodded, "That is how he would operate." Sighing, she ran a hand through her hair before frowning, "Afterwards... I have gotten my hands on an owl box and a small apartment in Yokosuka off base."
Blinking, both Juuchi and Carnwennan turned to her. But it was her Senpai who spoke, "How did you manage that now?"
Eyebrow raised, the Kyu Gunto shrugged, "Mistress Lily and Master James had quite a bit of money that they stashed all over the place. I just went and retrieved it. The apartment is paid off for about three years, and there is still plenty that is left over."
While both her Senpai and "Grandfather" stared at her, the other weapons merely nodded and went back to making plans. Though eventually they did break for dinner, which all of them enjoyed as they continued to make plans...
With a glance at her, the dagger turned back to the book he was reading, "Somehow, I do not think that you mean that philosophically."
Now blinking, Juuchi looked at him, "What?"
A smirk on his face, Carnwennan waved around them, "Oh, you know... What is our purpose for existing? What meaning is there to our lives? Why do we exist?"
Staring at him for a few moments, the other blade spirit frowned. Then she flopped back onto the couch, "I will leave those up to Chisuheri. That is what she is into for some odd reason."
In the kitchen, Kansha worked at making some meals as Sheff did much the same, the two sets of kitchen knives glancing at one another and nodding. There was no real competition or hot emotions between the two. Just two cooks respecting the other as they did their work. With a hum, Kansha glanced up at his sister, "So what are we doing exactly?"
Only giving a smile and a nod to Saki who passed him some fruit that she had used one of his blades to peel, and beginning to chop it up, Sheff hummed, "I am wondering much the same as well."
Frowning, Saki glanced at Juuchi before tilting her head, "I... think that Tsukiakari stated that we are here to meet some of the others?" At the look from Sheff, she blushed some, "Or that was what I was thinking."
Lips curling, the Sheffield knife set nodded, "I will admit, that does sound rather nice. Meeting some of the others, that is. Best to do it now rather than when it becomes really important, as this gives us the chance to get to know them all."
All Kansha did was shrug at that while grunting. For her part though, Juuchi grimaced some, "No, trust me, you are going to think otherwise soon enough. Especially once you meet Goldie."
Despite the questioning looks she got, Juuchi said no more on the matter. The two cooks merely glanced at one another and went back to cooking. Several minutes later though, there was a knock on the door and it opened to reveal Tsukiakari with a wooden box under one arm. Lightly flushed from the cold, she bowed some, "I am sorry about taking so long."
However, Juuchi just waved her off, "Don't worry about it, Tsukiakari. We got plenty of time." Under her breath, she continued, "And the more time you took, the less I would be spending with Goldie."
Chuckles made her give a look at Vala who walked in beside Tsukiakari with a box of her own. At the flush from Juuchi, she simply flashed her a smile, "Now then... it is time for all of us to be reunited."
Getting nods from the other two, though Juuchi's was stubborn, both Tsukiakari and Vala opened their boxes. One by one they brought out various weapons that they recognized as belonging to the Potter Armoury. Two stood out though, one of which was a Okinawan Tekko. The other though was an odd spear that made Kansha frown, "What sort of weapon is that?"
With a glance at him, Carnwennan chuckled, "That, my friend, is Dracul, and she's a Welsh Hook." Looking at the odd, two pronged spear, he shrugged, "Well, a very modified design of one, but still."
Sparkles floated upwards from said weapon until they became a cloud. Moments later, the cloud exploded outwards into motes of light revealing what looked like a red haired, fourteen year old girl in a black and white dress... with two massive horns coming from her head and a draconic tail behind her. Twirling, she went into a pose while twirling her true form like a baton, "Hello, everyone~ Greatest spear bard of them all, Dracul is here, so have no fear~"
An old handgun was on the table for one moment and in the next in a man who was dressed as a cowboy from the old Wild West, complete with the hat. Said man had a grizzled look, but an honest smile on his face as he looked at Tsukiakari with a nod. The whole time, the handgun in his hand was in motion before he holstered it at his side, "It is good to see you again, Tsukiakari."
Tsukiakari smiled back and bowed, "And it is good to see you as well, Bill." Upon hearing a groan from Juuchi, the Kyu Gunto giggled and turned to the woman now seated on a chair as if it was a throne, "Goldie."
One eyebrow raised, the sword spirit nodded, "It is good to see you again, young one! We were wondering what happened to you when Praetor took you from the Armoury, Umu!" Goldie appeared as a young, Italian looking woman just barely out of her teens if that, with blonde hair and leaf green eyes. Eyes that nonetheless hid a keen mind behind them, one that had been around for nearly two thousand years. Though most would go to the rest of her as she wore a Ancient Roman soldier's armour, a muscle cuirass made for a female and that didn't hide much of the figure beneath it. Across her shoulders was a royal purple cape, while her legs trailed out from beneath her pterges, leather straps that hung from her waist not unlike a skirt. Finishing it was roman sandals that covered her feet, while at her side her true form was sheathed. Upon seeing Carnwennan and Juuchi, she smiled, "Ah! It is good to see you as well, my friends! Umu! I could just sing!"
His tone dry, Carnwennan gave her a hooded look, "Please don't."
Waving her hand, Goldie shrugged, "It was just a thought, Umu! Now, I could do with some fine wine, Umu! To celebrate our reunion! Umu!"
On another chair, a young woman with dusky skin and dressed in Arabic clothing waved off Tsukiakari, "None for me, thank you."
Simply nodding, the Kyu Gunto only smiled, "Of course, Sabah. I know that you don't drink alcohol of any sort."
The Arabic sword, in the Potter possession since the Crusades, merely nodded with a smile even as the light glinted off her blade of Damascus steel. At Juuchi's look, she shook her head, "The others wished for me to be their representative as they do not feel that they would be needed at the moment."
With a chuckle, a Chinese looking woman dressed much as an ancient Chinese warrior smiled and waved Sabah off, "I do not think that we shall have much issue with that, my friend." Cupping her chin, she hummed as she shifted a bit, the Dao at her side moved, "Though I do wonder why we are here, do you not as well, brother? Though I, Xing, will always be at the service of the Potters."
Beside her, a young Chinese man, but with a Jian at his side only nodded, "Indeed."
Rolling her eyes, Juuchi shook his head, "You could be more expressive, Feng."
Not saying anything, the Feng shrugged some. One taller woman with a blunderbuss and dressed in the outfit of a Jager, laughed before nodding, "Ah! I think that we were wondering much the same, Tsu!" Turning, she regarded a rather short woman with a small cannon strapped to her back, "Isn't that right, Iron?"
Just blinking, the cannon woman nodded, "Right!" After a few moments, she frowned and turned, "Um, about what?"
All that Amalie did was facepalm at that while a young man dressed in a WWI uniform hummed as he gave the cannon a smile, "I think that it is because she is wondering why we are here."
One voice spoke up at that moment, and while her voice was soft, it carried steel with it and made people sit up and listen, "Yes, it is rather odd for all of us to be brought out at once. Hence why I am wondering myself." Everyone turned to a woman wearing the clothing of a French peasant from the Hundred Years War. Despite that though, she was still radiant with blonde hair and blue eyes, "But I think that, perhaps, there is a good reason for this."
The sound of a fist meeting a flesh made them turn to a young, brown haired woman in clothes not unlike that of Juuchi's own punching her palm, "Isn't obvious, Catherine? I suspect that the Potters are in trouble, and hence we're getting called out?"
Leaning forward, Juuchi spared a smile for her old friend from Okinawa, who had come with her to England so many years ago. But then her smile fell away and was replaced with a grimace, "Yes, there is a very good reason for calling you all forth, Tsuchi." Leaning forward, she frowned, "The Potter family is in danger."
Nearly at once, the whole atmosphere changed to a charged one, with all those there gaining serious expressions. Briefly, Catherine's clothes rippled, taking on the form of armour from the same period that her clothes were from before going back to normal, "Danger, you say?"
Slowly, Juuchi nodded, "Hai, in particular, danger of dying out..."
From there, the Muramasa explained what she knew, with Tsukiakari chiming in her own bits as she was around during the war with Voldemort. At the end of it, there was a suffocating silence over the room. Finally, Goldie growled before turning to the Kyu Gunto, "This... Peter? I wish for you to find me a lion, young one, Umu!"
Pinching her nose, Catherine let out a sigh, "Can you not go to that, Crocea? Must you bring out the lions?"
At the counter, Sheff cleared his throat, "Besides which, lions are rather hard to get."
Goldie just waved him off, "Bah! We have some stone lions in the warehouse that can be animated, Umu! They will do well enough, Umu!" Then she scowled, "If not, I shall have a colosseum built! Umu! And I shall show that gutless coward what happens when one threatens our Imperators! Umu!"
Bemused, everyone shook their heads, though they shivered a bit as they noticed the lone spear narrow her eyes and smile as she stroked her blade, "That is only if you get your hands on him first, Goldie... only if you get your hands on him first." Grinning, she showed large canines as she licked her lips slowly, "I will enjoy draining him of the blood that flows through his veins."
Clearing her throat though, Tsukiakari caught their attention, "Be that as it may though, that is not why I wished for all of you." When they turned to her, she took a deep breath, "Our first worry must be for our Master, first and foremost! Which is why I thought that we could guard him, or perhaps begin to prepare for what will come."
Suddenly, Sabah spoke up as she rubbed her thumb on her hilt. For all the softness of her voice, there was a dangerous undertone, "Very well. These... Death Eaters, you say that they are called?" When the Japanese sword nodded, she continued, "I need names and probable locations. I may not be on the Mountain, but I can still prepare for our Master."
Eyes closed, the Tekko frowned some, "Do you know where the Traitor may be, Tsukiakari-Chan?" Opening one eye, she fixed Tsukiakari with it, "So that we know where to look?"
Frowning, Tsukiakari walked over to a backpack and opened it before laying out the map. Each of those leaned forward and looked at it as she pointed, "These are hiding spots that Mistress Lily and Master James readied during the last war. For the most part, they were there for them to lay low for some time before leaving the country."
Thoughtful, Carnwennan shook his head, "If we leave out myself, Tsukiakari, and Juuchi due to guarding our Master or Natsumi, then we have enough to cover them if each one of us took one."
Drinking deeply from a goblet full of wine that she got from somewhere, the Roman blade nodded, "Very good, that will do well, Umu!" Eyes narrowing slightly, she shook her head, "But he may well attempt to hide elsewhere in the country."
However, Juuchi shook her head, "No, from what I have overheard they will be revealing what his form is and it's marks. He will find no succor from anyone here in Britain. The other Death Eaters likely would kill him for the part he played in Voldemort's downfall, so he could not hide with them. No... he is likely to try and make for somewhere else in a few months."
With a nod, Tsukiakari nodded, "That is how he would operate." Sighing, she ran a hand through her hair before frowning, "Afterwards... I have gotten my hands on an owl box and a small apartment in Yokosuka off base."
Blinking, both Juuchi and Carnwennan turned to her. But it was her Senpai who spoke, "How did you manage that now?"
Eyebrow raised, the Kyu Gunto shrugged, "Mistress Lily and Master James had quite a bit of money that they stashed all over the place. I just went and retrieved it. The apartment is paid off for about three years, and there is still plenty that is left over."
While both her Senpai and "Grandfather" stared at her, the other weapons merely nodded and went back to making plans. Though eventually they did break for dinner, which all of them enjoyed as they continued to make plans...
Spectral Waltz
Scatterbrained Writer
- Location
- Walking the Endless Corridors
I think you overdid it on the Umus...
Harry Leferts
Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju
Just you wait until she meets the Poi...
- Location
- Wherever I feel like being
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Is that a certain Kukri that I spy? Or is he still waiting in the wings?
Harry Leferts
Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju
Still waiting in the wings for now, I didn't want to overwhelm things as that was the Bayonet blade Lily used.
- Location
- Wherever I feel like being
- Pronouns
- He/Him
If there is one thing a good Gurkha knows, it is patience.
robopanda
My avatar is the original Avatar!
- Location
- The Northern Air Temple
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Avengers! Assemble!
It is one of life's greatest mysteries.
- Location
- Beyond the Unknowable Veil
Rogue Gemini
Wanderer without a Twin
- Location
- Here
While I'd call you out on your heresy...
This is more than sufficient. If the three meet, a Singularity shall be born.
Seihai-kun
[Unverified Wish Granting Device]
- Location
- Brasil
Oh god I read that in Liz' voice! The flashbacks are starting! *goes into fetal position*
Waaaaaaaaaait a second... That's a sword from the Old Men of the Mountain, isn't it? They're all going to drop dead out of nowhere, aren't they?
*sigh* Potter Armory Raises Harry really needs to be a fic of its own.
Sandy River DL
(Verified Destroyer Leader)
- Location
- Lake Michigan
- Pronouns
- Her/She
Fem!Harry. Because Badass Adorable moeblob.
Also, that reminds me of an idea I had where fem!Harry is raised by Muramasa himself, with Inari as her best friend. All the shenanigans ensue.
Tale Swapper
(Unverified Madman)
- Location
- Lost Among a Sea of Imaginings and Dreams
We have plenty of those already. I mean, Natsumi, Hermonie, Hoppou, most of the destroyers, Wokyuu (in a certain light), some of the Re-class girls...
Making Harry female 'just because' is not necessary. There is plenty of cute running around already.
Sandy River DL
(Verified Destroyer Leader)
- Location
- Lake Michigan
- Pronouns
- Her/She
One can never have too many Badass Adorable moeblobs. That and a 'Harry raised by Potter Armory' fic wouldn't necessarily be a KanColle cross.
Sakuya's Butler
A refined Butler to a knife wielding Mistress.
- Location
- ↓, ↘, → + Punch
Jadesteele
Out of my Mind - Back in 5 Minutes
- Location
- half-way between 'Crazy' And 'Eccentric'
Oh My Stars and Garters...
The Potters weapon-cashe included HER sword?!? The Sword of Jehanne? The Frelling Sword of St Catherine!?!? I know i was expecting something, but not That Sword.Whichever Potter got hold of that had to have Balls of Solid Adamantium. Either that, or some...one made sure there was a Potter in the right place to spirit it away before something nasty happened to it.
But seriously, first the Honjo, and now this - how many other legandary lost blades do the Potters actually have stashed away somewhere?
Lets just hope a few of the French Sailship girls are Not paying too much attention if and when she goes to Hogwarts or things might get... interesting - and i mean that in the japanese Sense - especally if it turns out a certain bug-eyed mage is still around (unlikely, but that vailed hint should help anyone who has seen Fate:Zero to recognise THAT blade, if they didn't before...)
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Harry Leferts
Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju
And it should scare you, because as noted... it is true.
It is indeed... unless you know that the answer is 42.
*Cackles*
:lol
Possibly...
It does to be honest.
Huh... that sounds interesting.
These are good points...
Long story short? Some of the Potters moved to Normandy a couple of centuries before the French took it. Said Potters survived and fought with their English relatives over the centuries and when Jeanne d'Arc was handed over to the English, they made sure to protect her sword and various other items. And during the Revolution, one of the last survivors fled to England with the sword.Oh My Stars and Garters...
Whichever Potter got hold of that had to have Balls of Solid Adamantium. Either that, or some...one made sure there was a Potter in the right place to spirit it away before something nasty happened to it.
But seriously, first the Honjo, and now this - how many other legandary lost blades do the Potters actually have stashed away somewhere?
Lets just hope a few of the French Sailship girls are Not paying too much attention if and when she goes to Hogwarts or things might get... interesting - and i mean that in the japanese Sense - especally if it turns out a certain bug-eyed mage is still around (unlikely, but that vailed hint should help anyone who has seen Fate:Zero to recognise THAT blade, if they didn't before...)
Snippet 66: Harry Leferts
Harry Leferts
Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju
Leaning back in her chair with one hand around a goblet, Goldie sighed as she sipped the wine with both eyes closed, "Ah, hahaha! Yes, this was a fine meal indeed, Umu." Opening one of them, she gave both Sheff and Kansha a smile, "My first Imperator would have been honoured to have you both serving him in such a time."
Softly snorting, Juuchi picked her teeth some with a toothpick, "Whatever, Goldie. Besides..." With a shrug, she shook her head, "I cannot wait until you try Master's cooking."
Now perking up, the Roman blade looked at her and she was not the only one. Catherine raised one eyebrow as she sipped her own wine, "Our young Master cooks, Umu?"
With a hum, Tsukiakari nodded happily, "Hai, Master does cook and does it quite well." Rubbing her stomach, she smiled, "I remember the roast beef that he made for the wedding between Miss Rose and Haruna-Sama."
Somewhat amused, Sheff nodded with a smile as he cleaned the knives that made up his true form, "That was a wonderful wedding, and I am quite happy that Rose was given the opportunity to marry the woman of her dreams. They are expecting now, Miss Haruna is with child from Rose."
Blinking, Sabah looked at him, "Oh? So despite both being women, Allah has given them the chance to have a child?" At the nod, the Arabic sword smiled, "Then they are truly blessed by that fact and I shall congratulate them when I can."
Nightbane, the Bayonet blade, smiled as he sipped his own beer, "Yes, same here. Miss Rose certainly deserves it and I am glad that she is now happy. And I am sure that her various Mistresses are also quite happy with that fact." Giving the matter a bit more thought, he laughed and got looks. Waving them off, he shook his head, "From all you have told me about the Potters, it is obvious that Rose fits right in. She stole the heart of her Battleship after all."
That got laughs from the others. Meanwhile, only shrugging, Goldie shook her head with a shrug and a smile, "As the gods do." A smile bloomed on her face though, "But tell me more about our young Praetor and how he now cooks? I wish to know more."
Lips curling upwards, the only Arthurian blade among them smiled, "He is quite good at that as a matter of fact. One thing that he has taken as a truth of the world is how an army is only good when fed and watered. And has done quite a bit to help out in the Mess Hall back on the naval base."
Raising her goblet, Goldie nodded, "Wise, our Praetor is in knowing one of the greatest enemies that an army can have! For hunger is one of the greatest of enemies, Umu!" Sipping her wine again, she hummed a bit while wiping her lips, "A truly fine wine."
As she bowed, Saki smiled, "Thank you for the compliment, Crocea-San. I am glad that you enjoyed it." Straightening, the tsukumogami blushed, "While I am not quite the cook that Sheff is, I have picked up a few things in my years of existence."
One eyebrow raised, the Roman raised her goblet, "And so you should be happy and proud, Umu!"
Deciding to ignore Goldie, Juuchi turned to Tsuchi. The Tekko was thoughtful, which made the Muramasa raise an eyebrow, "You have been rather quiet."
With a blink, the Okinawan shook her head and smiled, "Sorry about that, Juuchi. Just thinking about some things." At the raised eyebrow, she continued, "Mistress Lily... what she did? It showed that love truly is some of the most powerful magic."
For a few moments, Juuchi considered that before taking a sip of her own beer, "Maybe, though I still say that there are a few magics equal or more powerful." Suddenly, a grin broke out on her face, "Though now that you're out, we can have another match."
Just facepalming, Tsukiakari groaned, "Senpai, no!"
Throwing her hands into the air, Juuchi laughed, "SENPAI, YES! ALWAYS YES!" Moments later, a dishcloth covered her face and she ripped it off, "Hey!"
Kansha gave a snort as he finished placing his now dry knives away after tossing the dishcloth that he was using, "You deserved that."
Rather than a verbal answer, his older sister just stuck her tongue out at him, which made the knife set roll his eyes in response.
Glancing at the short stack cannon beside her who looked like she was working something out in her head, Amalie turned towards Tsukiakari, "By the way... where exactly are we? I know that we're on the Potter Estate, but not where." Waving her hand around, she shook her head, "This is not the manor."
Just grimacing, Tsukiakari shook her head, "Near the end of the last war, after Master James and Mistress Lily went into hiding in a cottage, the Death Eaters destroyed most of the manor thinking that they were hiding in it. But they hid in the cottage as it was easier to hide it under magic... Well, Master has managed to get the favor of Victory and she's had her crew slowly rebuilding the main manor." Pointing at a window, she nodded, "If you look out that window, you'll see that their work is about seventy percent complete."
Silently getting up, Bill walked over and looked out said window after allowing his eyes a few minutes to adjust to the darkness. The New Moon had since passed and the Moon was full enough that he could make out the building and gave a nod, "Eyup, the manor is looking better and better." Rubbing his chin with the skin of his hand rustling against the stubble there, he nodded as he turned, "We're in the old Mill House, aren't we, Little Lady?"
At the surprised looks given her, Tsukiakari nodded, "Hai, we are." With a slight smile, she gestured around her, "As you can see, Master had this fixed up into a guest home with a number of rooms. And... we can use it as a base as Master really only uses it when harvesting from the orchards and the like."
Sabah shifted a bit where she sat and nodded, a hundred thoughts whirling behind her eyes, "Yes, having a place that we can use for a base is good. And we can make it more so."
Before anyone could say anything, Big Iron gave a gasp, "Wait! The Potters are nearly gone and I know how to fix it!"
Leaning to the side, her fellow European firearm sighed, "Yes, by defending our Master and the last of the Potters. Until he has children, we need to do exactly that."
Head tilted to the side, Big Iron frowned before smiling, "But that is what I mean! Children!"
Already taking a sip of her own wine, Catherine hummed, "Oh? How so, if I may ask?"
Not even two seconds after the cannon's words as said firearm spread her arm, she was spraying her wine into Juuchi's stunned face, "Why, we give him children!"
Coughing, Catherine wheezed some before boggling at the other spirit, "I... what... children?!"
With a hum, Big Iron smiled, "Children!" She motioned at herself and ran her hands down herself with a bright smile, "We're women, right? And Master is a boy! So we can have his children!"
Carnwennan raised one finger, "Point of fact, I am most assuredly a male."
Both Bill and Nightbane raised their hands alongside Sheff and Kansha, "And so are we!"
For several moments, Big Iron frowned before blinking, "Um, maybe if Master has daughters?"
Trembling, Amelie stood up before bringing her fist down on the other firearm spirit's head, "YOU IRON HEAD!"
A frown on her face, the Cannon rubbed her head, "What was that for? Why'd you hit me?"
Placing her hand over her face, Amelie growled. However, any threat of violence was dissipated as Catherine cleared her throat, "Iron, dear... do you even know how children are made?"
Confused, Big Iron nodded, "Well, a mom and a dad goes down to the blacksmith, right?"
Utter silence met that as the clock ticked by bit by bit. Eventually, Kansha turned and looked at Juuchi, "Huh, and here I thought that Kyoshu was airheaded."
Goldie sipped at her wine as if in deep thought before humming, "Well, if Praetor wishes for a child, I do not see an issue. For I would have an heir myself! Umu! Besides which, the line of our Praetor is quite good looking!" Eyes closed, she nodded as she waved her goblet in the air, nearly hitting Xian who ducked with a shout, "Yes, I do not mind this plan."
Furiously blushing, Sabah poked her fingers together and was unable to meet anyone's eyes, "A-ah, to be with Master? And... and in such a way?" Clapping her hands to her cheek, she looked down, "It... is not an unpleasant thought if he is kind as Tsukiakari and Juuchi say..."
Pumping her fist, Big Iron nodded, "Great! We should get Master and go down to the Blacksmith!"
Yet again, a fist came down on her head as the Blunderbuss shouted at her, "IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT!"
Lightly blushing, Catherine was looking away. Within her mind was her with various messy haired children, dancing in the fields of her birth country, 'I... could establish a branch that would call France home again...'
Unable to help herself, Tsukiakari giggled a bit as Juuchi banged her head on the table. Eventually though, she cleared her throat and got their attention, "Ah, well, Master already has a number of girls after his heart! A few even planning to share him!" Pulling out a square sheet of something, the Kyu-Gunto unfolded it before presenting it. On the sheet was pictures of various girls and the like, with Harry at the center, "As you can see here! They will take care of making sure that the Potters will once more grow if we protect him long enough." Then, she wagged a finger at the group with her next words getting grumbles and flushes, "Besides which, before coming up with such things you should meet Master first!"
While they all relaxed to some extent to another, and some looked somewhat disappointed, they all nodded. Big Iron though tilted her head to the side, "Does this mean that we won't go to the Blacksmith?"
Various facepalms met her question.
Sighing as he shook his head, Bill turned to Juuchi, "So then, the young man has a number of women after his heart, hmm?"
Taking a drag from her own goblet, Vala spoke up, "He does as a matter of fact, and I've observed how they acted towards him." She gave a small nod towards Tsukiakari, "I was there at the Christmas party on the base watching, and I will admit that they do deeply care for him. I suspect that in less than a decade, the Potter family may well be growing once more."
A frown on her face, Goldie sighed as she shrugged with both hands in the air, "Perhaps a shame, Umu. Though in any case, it will be good to see Praetor's line continued." Motioning with her goblet, she nodded, "Tell us more about these who seek the Praetor's heart, Umu!"
Looking around, the Kyu Gunto could see various nods of agreement and began to tell what she knew.
Softly snorting, Juuchi picked her teeth some with a toothpick, "Whatever, Goldie. Besides..." With a shrug, she shook her head, "I cannot wait until you try Master's cooking."
Now perking up, the Roman blade looked at her and she was not the only one. Catherine raised one eyebrow as she sipped her own wine, "Our young Master cooks, Umu?"
With a hum, Tsukiakari nodded happily, "Hai, Master does cook and does it quite well." Rubbing her stomach, she smiled, "I remember the roast beef that he made for the wedding between Miss Rose and Haruna-Sama."
Somewhat amused, Sheff nodded with a smile as he cleaned the knives that made up his true form, "That was a wonderful wedding, and I am quite happy that Rose was given the opportunity to marry the woman of her dreams. They are expecting now, Miss Haruna is with child from Rose."
Blinking, Sabah looked at him, "Oh? So despite both being women, Allah has given them the chance to have a child?" At the nod, the Arabic sword smiled, "Then they are truly blessed by that fact and I shall congratulate them when I can."
Nightbane, the Bayonet blade, smiled as he sipped his own beer, "Yes, same here. Miss Rose certainly deserves it and I am glad that she is now happy. And I am sure that her various Mistresses are also quite happy with that fact." Giving the matter a bit more thought, he laughed and got looks. Waving them off, he shook his head, "From all you have told me about the Potters, it is obvious that Rose fits right in. She stole the heart of her Battleship after all."
That got laughs from the others. Meanwhile, only shrugging, Goldie shook her head with a shrug and a smile, "As the gods do." A smile bloomed on her face though, "But tell me more about our young Praetor and how he now cooks? I wish to know more."
Lips curling upwards, the only Arthurian blade among them smiled, "He is quite good at that as a matter of fact. One thing that he has taken as a truth of the world is how an army is only good when fed and watered. And has done quite a bit to help out in the Mess Hall back on the naval base."
Raising her goblet, Goldie nodded, "Wise, our Praetor is in knowing one of the greatest enemies that an army can have! For hunger is one of the greatest of enemies, Umu!" Sipping her wine again, she hummed a bit while wiping her lips, "A truly fine wine."
As she bowed, Saki smiled, "Thank you for the compliment, Crocea-San. I am glad that you enjoyed it." Straightening, the tsukumogami blushed, "While I am not quite the cook that Sheff is, I have picked up a few things in my years of existence."
One eyebrow raised, the Roman raised her goblet, "And so you should be happy and proud, Umu!"
Deciding to ignore Goldie, Juuchi turned to Tsuchi. The Tekko was thoughtful, which made the Muramasa raise an eyebrow, "You have been rather quiet."
With a blink, the Okinawan shook her head and smiled, "Sorry about that, Juuchi. Just thinking about some things." At the raised eyebrow, she continued, "Mistress Lily... what she did? It showed that love truly is some of the most powerful magic."
For a few moments, Juuchi considered that before taking a sip of her own beer, "Maybe, though I still say that there are a few magics equal or more powerful." Suddenly, a grin broke out on her face, "Though now that you're out, we can have another match."
Just facepalming, Tsukiakari groaned, "Senpai, no!"
Throwing her hands into the air, Juuchi laughed, "SENPAI, YES! ALWAYS YES!" Moments later, a dishcloth covered her face and she ripped it off, "Hey!"
Kansha gave a snort as he finished placing his now dry knives away after tossing the dishcloth that he was using, "You deserved that."
Rather than a verbal answer, his older sister just stuck her tongue out at him, which made the knife set roll his eyes in response.
Glancing at the short stack cannon beside her who looked like she was working something out in her head, Amalie turned towards Tsukiakari, "By the way... where exactly are we? I know that we're on the Potter Estate, but not where." Waving her hand around, she shook her head, "This is not the manor."
Just grimacing, Tsukiakari shook her head, "Near the end of the last war, after Master James and Mistress Lily went into hiding in a cottage, the Death Eaters destroyed most of the manor thinking that they were hiding in it. But they hid in the cottage as it was easier to hide it under magic... Well, Master has managed to get the favor of Victory and she's had her crew slowly rebuilding the main manor." Pointing at a window, she nodded, "If you look out that window, you'll see that their work is about seventy percent complete."
Silently getting up, Bill walked over and looked out said window after allowing his eyes a few minutes to adjust to the darkness. The New Moon had since passed and the Moon was full enough that he could make out the building and gave a nod, "Eyup, the manor is looking better and better." Rubbing his chin with the skin of his hand rustling against the stubble there, he nodded as he turned, "We're in the old Mill House, aren't we, Little Lady?"
At the surprised looks given her, Tsukiakari nodded, "Hai, we are." With a slight smile, she gestured around her, "As you can see, Master had this fixed up into a guest home with a number of rooms. And... we can use it as a base as Master really only uses it when harvesting from the orchards and the like."
Sabah shifted a bit where she sat and nodded, a hundred thoughts whirling behind her eyes, "Yes, having a place that we can use for a base is good. And we can make it more so."
Before anyone could say anything, Big Iron gave a gasp, "Wait! The Potters are nearly gone and I know how to fix it!"
Leaning to the side, her fellow European firearm sighed, "Yes, by defending our Master and the last of the Potters. Until he has children, we need to do exactly that."
Head tilted to the side, Big Iron frowned before smiling, "But that is what I mean! Children!"
Already taking a sip of her own wine, Catherine hummed, "Oh? How so, if I may ask?"
Not even two seconds after the cannon's words as said firearm spread her arm, she was spraying her wine into Juuchi's stunned face, "Why, we give him children!"
Coughing, Catherine wheezed some before boggling at the other spirit, "I... what... children?!"
With a hum, Big Iron smiled, "Children!" She motioned at herself and ran her hands down herself with a bright smile, "We're women, right? And Master is a boy! So we can have his children!"
Carnwennan raised one finger, "Point of fact, I am most assuredly a male."
Both Bill and Nightbane raised their hands alongside Sheff and Kansha, "And so are we!"
For several moments, Big Iron frowned before blinking, "Um, maybe if Master has daughters?"
Trembling, Amelie stood up before bringing her fist down on the other firearm spirit's head, "YOU IRON HEAD!"
A frown on her face, the Cannon rubbed her head, "What was that for? Why'd you hit me?"
Placing her hand over her face, Amelie growled. However, any threat of violence was dissipated as Catherine cleared her throat, "Iron, dear... do you even know how children are made?"
Confused, Big Iron nodded, "Well, a mom and a dad goes down to the blacksmith, right?"
Utter silence met that as the clock ticked by bit by bit. Eventually, Kansha turned and looked at Juuchi, "Huh, and here I thought that Kyoshu was airheaded."
Goldie sipped at her wine as if in deep thought before humming, "Well, if Praetor wishes for a child, I do not see an issue. For I would have an heir myself! Umu! Besides which, the line of our Praetor is quite good looking!" Eyes closed, she nodded as she waved her goblet in the air, nearly hitting Xian who ducked with a shout, "Yes, I do not mind this plan."
Furiously blushing, Sabah poked her fingers together and was unable to meet anyone's eyes, "A-ah, to be with Master? And... and in such a way?" Clapping her hands to her cheek, she looked down, "It... is not an unpleasant thought if he is kind as Tsukiakari and Juuchi say..."
Pumping her fist, Big Iron nodded, "Great! We should get Master and go down to the Blacksmith!"
Yet again, a fist came down on her head as the Blunderbuss shouted at her, "IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT!"
Lightly blushing, Catherine was looking away. Within her mind was her with various messy haired children, dancing in the fields of her birth country, 'I... could establish a branch that would call France home again...'
Unable to help herself, Tsukiakari giggled a bit as Juuchi banged her head on the table. Eventually though, she cleared her throat and got their attention, "Ah, well, Master already has a number of girls after his heart! A few even planning to share him!" Pulling out a square sheet of something, the Kyu-Gunto unfolded it before presenting it. On the sheet was pictures of various girls and the like, with Harry at the center, "As you can see here! They will take care of making sure that the Potters will once more grow if we protect him long enough." Then, she wagged a finger at the group with her next words getting grumbles and flushes, "Besides which, before coming up with such things you should meet Master first!"
While they all relaxed to some extent to another, and some looked somewhat disappointed, they all nodded. Big Iron though tilted her head to the side, "Does this mean that we won't go to the Blacksmith?"
Various facepalms met her question.
Sighing as he shook his head, Bill turned to Juuchi, "So then, the young man has a number of women after his heart, hmm?"
Taking a drag from her own goblet, Vala spoke up, "He does as a matter of fact, and I've observed how they acted towards him." She gave a small nod towards Tsukiakari, "I was there at the Christmas party on the base watching, and I will admit that they do deeply care for him. I suspect that in less than a decade, the Potter family may well be growing once more."
A frown on her face, Goldie sighed as she shrugged with both hands in the air, "Perhaps a shame, Umu. Though in any case, it will be good to see Praetor's line continued." Motioning with her goblet, she nodded, "Tell us more about these who seek the Praetor's heart, Umu!"
Looking around, the Kyu Gunto could see various nods of agreement and began to tell what she knew.
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- Location
- The Northern Air Temple
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Tsuki, have you been visiting Jane?
Harry Leferts
Suave Shadow Cabal Kaiju
Well... THE CHART does as THE CHART wishes really.
Rogue Gemini
Wanderer without a Twin
- Location
- Here
beorn91
Ours mal léché
- Location
- France
Let remember that in this story dear Elizabeth is a vampire Potter. We can totally have a Carmilla and Liz tag team.
maes Omake: "Time for a chat about the Blacksmith and the Anvils..."
A deadpan stare from Juuchi.
A sigh from Tsukiakari. "Do I have to? Really?"
A grunt.
"Right, right. I'll get material from Master Ian and Mistress Lyra and give her a crash course. Make sure she's unloaded? Don't want to risk premature detonation from overheating."
The kyu-gunto looks around at the rest of the assembled arsenal.
Another sigh. "Anyone else needs a crash course on 'the birds and the bees'? It'll have pensieve records, diagrams, animated photos, the whole deal."
Bill and Nightbane begin raising hands before a deathglare from Juuchi convinces them otherwise.
Amelie quickly turns scarlet, and Sabah makes a fairly convincing fish impression.
- Location
- Knoxville, TN
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