Harry And The Shipgirls: Prisoner of Shipping (A HP/KanColle Snippet Collection)

Snippet 18: SisterJeanne
Operation: BUTTERKNIFE (Part XVI)

The Mountain of Flint, Sahara Desert

7 February 1942



Delilah turned in a full circle, flexing her healed left arm as she surveyed the island. Green grass neatly grew on a gently sloping incline of thirty meters between the cursed water of the moat to where suddenly a wall of flint rose into the endless sandstorm above. All was peaceful.

She didn't buy that promised peace for an instant.

There was nothing in sight, just a heat-shimmer from where the remains of the creatures that she and her sister had slain lay.

To her side Colombe made her own observation circuit, her steel rapier blade sharp and bright in her hand, although less keen than her eyes.

"You see anything Del?"

"Nothing, Sis. You?"

"Non. So, left or right?"

Delilah took a deep breath; flipping a mental coin as she did.

"Left. Let's go deosil, sunward. Also the grass is undisturbed. Keep alert."

"Oui. I'll take point, Sis." The Rapier nodded and headed to the left, with Delilah moving behind her, her eyes flickering in constant vigilance.

They had continued around the island (which Delilah noted was perfectly round and no doubt unnatural) for half an hour until they reached the point opposite their start. Both sisters paused as they saw that unlike the suspected perfect circle, the larger island was apparently a C shape, with a single cross-shaped smaller island in the gap.

A simple bridge of white marble spanned the gap between the land they were on and the cross, which was covered in blooming blood-red roses and pure white lilies. in alternating triangles. A matching bridge was visible on the far side of the cross, and the short arm to their left had a golden cross standing at the tip. The lilies and roses extended to their right into an arched entrance.

Delilah's lips quirked as she spoke. "Well the floral symbolism couldn't be any more blatant if the gardener came down and hammered me around the head and shoulders with it. Cover me, Sis."

Colombe nodded and gestured, forming four circles of fire that began to spin around her off hand's wrist. "Got you covered, Del. Bonne chance!"

"Thanks, Sis." Delilah approached the bridge and carefully crossed it, every sense alert for danger. At the end she paused, knelt to examine the flowerbed in front of her, then stepped onto the moist dirt.

"Clear, Sis." Delilah then covered Colombe as the rapier crossed. Once the sisters stood there, Delilah proceeded to the point where the far bridge reached them and again examined the flowerbed.

"Nothing. We are ahead of them unless they just don't leave tracks." Delilah's smug satisfaction was self evident.

"Good." Colombe wiped sweat from her face after dismissing her spell and then drank from a canteen."Water, Del?"

Delilah nodded and flicked her wand away before taking the canteen in the empty hand. "This heat is brutal. With the trees and moat it is hard to believe that we are in the middle of the largest desert on earth until now. I have never been to the Sahara until now, and it is not what I expected."

"True, Del. With those heat shimmers I see, all we need is sand to create a dust devil. Not that I want one."

"Me either. Cave now, Sis?" Del handed the canteen back and then drew her wand again.

"Cave, I'll take point, Del." Colombe hefted her rapier and moved toward the dark entrance.



"Lumos!" Her blade burned a creamy dove-white, revealing that to either side of the entrance were carved lion waterspouts feeding the moat. Between them was a pair of great steel doors carved with a maiden on the left and a knight on the right, identical to the statues that the sisters had passed. No handle or lock was visible.

Colombe walked to them and pushed. "Won't budge and probably enchanted like you wouldn't believe. Any ideas, Sis?"

Delilah grinned as she walked to Colombe's side. "Actually yes."

Delilah gestured with her wand and an invisible drum and fiddle began to play. She then curtsied to the figures, and began to recite Orlando Furioso in the language of the codex that had started the quest.

"Le donne, i cavallier, l'arme, gli amori
Le cortesie, l'audaci imprese io canto;
Che furo al tempo, che passaro i Mori
D'Africa il mare, e in Francia nocquer tanto;
Seguendo l'ire, e i giovenil furori
D'Agramante lor Re, che si diè vanto
Di vendicar la morte di Troiano
Sopra Re Carlo Imperador Romano.
"

The doors silently swung open before the sisters revealing a broad stone staircase leading up. As they walked up, paired torch sconces flickered to life with magical flames as they approached each one.

Finally the stairs ended at another set of arched doors that swung open for them.

Delilah and Colombe looked at each other in the hushed stillness and then Delilah swept around in another circle. Her eyes lingered on the flickering torch-lit stairs leading down, but she said nothing as she continued her sweep.

Colombe nodded and stepped inside, then gave an awed whistle. Delilah joined her and gave her own soft cry of shock.


The room beyond was circular and carved out of the heart of the mountain. Massive monumental columns carved in the shape of a giant mourning face flanked by twin mourning knights held a dome up. At the apex of the dome, a pure white light shone from lantern of silver and crystal to illuminate the tomb.

In the center of the floor a gold engraved seal of Solomon surrounded a granite bier with rippling sparkling energies surrounding it. Two figures rested there with their heads pillowed on stone.

The woman to the left was clad in a bliaut dress of dark purple trimmed with ermine fur. Her ornately braided midnight black hair was covered with a pure white wimple surmounted with a silver coronet. Her hand which was adorned with a brilliant silver ring held an ivory wand to her chest. Her beautiful face was marble pale.

To the right a knight lay in his own repose with a shield with three roses and three lions at his feet. On his mail-clad breast lay an unsheathed shortsword. A short blond beard and mustache accentuated his boyish good looks as he in turn looked ready to stir from rest.

A carved inscription was chiseled in the stone bier at their feet.

ET HIC REQVIEM MORGAN OGIER BENEDICTVS QVI DIMISERIT SOMNVN TVRBARE QVIETEM PERPETUO FLERE

"My God, Sis." Delilah's voice was hushed and reverent.

"You said it, Del, you said it." Colombe swallowed at the sight before her. "We did it."
 
Snippet 19: SisterJeanne
Operation: BUTTERKNIFE (Part XVII)

Sleeper's Repose, Underneath The Mountain of Flint, Sahara Desert

7 February 1942


Colombe and Delilah stared at the funeral bier in front of them and then at each other, exchanging tired, but triumphant grins.

ET HIC REQVIEM MORGAN OGIER BENEDICTVS QVI DIMISERIT SOMNVN TVRBARE QVIETEM PERPETUO FLERE

"My God, Sis." Delilah's voice was hushed and reverent.

"You said it, Del, you said it." Colombe swallowed at the sight before her. "We did it."

"Yeah. You locate that knowledge that we need to secure while I cover the door once you get the Owl Box out to transport it to the one Lyra has?"

"Works for me, Sis." Delilah sprinted around the bier and took up a position at its head, leveling her wand and revolver at the door. "Got it. Don't pass between me and the door."

Colombe stepped behind her and nodded, opening the pack and pulling the Owl Box out. "Hm, let's put it here and out of the way and your fields of fire." She headed to the left and placed it in a niche between two pillars, then opened the sliding lid with its carved wooden handle.

"Now for the knowledge...' Colombe broke off and sketched a sinuous arc with the tip of her rapier, chanting in Chinese as she did. Her eyes glowed and she smirked. "Bingo...let me lower this spell and...."

Silently the back walls of the niches lowered to reveal scroll racks cut into the bedrock. Rows of vellum scrolls filled them.

Delilah's focus on the door did not waver. "Nice Sis. What's the one next to you?"

"Asia Animae Bestarii Terrae. Beasts and spirits of the land of Asia."

Delilah's eyes flickered left and right, "Africa to the left and right. Probably land creatures and spirits on the left side and water creatures to the right. Bet Europe's behind me."

"Makes sense. I'll grab these since they are close then start at the door and work around."

"Works. Still nothing."

Fifteen minutes of grabbing scrolls and stuffing them into the Owl box for transport later, Colombe moved to Africa Anime Bestarii Terrae and grabbed the first scroll from the top. "Africa now. Can't wait to see what they say."

"My big sister. Colombe, Queen of the Jungle."

A soft female voice sounded from the empty door. "Marhabaan Delilah."



At Zamarad's words from empty air, Delilah blurred forward to duck behind the bier, a Killing Curse nearly hitting her to splash harmlessly against unyielding stone.

Colombe in turn charged the spot where the curse had originated from point-first, dropping the scroll in her left hand as she did. Colombe's dove engraving flickered to life, and scant seconds later, an invisible hand grasped her sword wrist in an iron grip as a dagger slammed into her kidney.

Wolff appeared in front of Colombe as his SS Ehrendolch inscribed with "Meine Ehre Heisst Treue" was twisted in her gut savagely. Spittle flew from his lips as his furious ice-blue eyes stared into her crystal blue. "I'm looking forward to this, Jewish whore."

Colombe's left hand shot like lightning to Wolff's crotch and she grabbed and squeezed with bone-crushing force as red filled her vision.

"Out. Of. My. Way."

His grip on the dagger and her wrist slackened and her right hand swung in a brutal short arc that shattered his cheek and snapped off several teeth with her hilt. As he staggered, Colombe screamed with the sound of steel in agony and threw him off her to land half-stunned next to the discarded scroll. Grasping the dagger wedged in her pelvis with her left hand to keep her intestines inside and slow the bleeding, she saw a familiar scarred shape appear in a cloud of smoke ahead of her leveling his wand at Delilah as he circled to get a clean shot on her. Red filled her vision and she left a trail of equally crimson carmine behind her as she charged Drachenzähmer, shrieking in fury as she did.

"Pas ma sœur, bâtard!!"

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Delilah had problems of her own. Her attempt to peek over the bier to get a shot nearly got her hair parted by a second Killing Curse and she couldn't see the mage. Also she wasn't sure if her shield spell would stop his spellcraft.

Without a target to engage... Wait.


Delilah smiled smugly and stuck her hand over the bier, gesturing with her wand. "Nubes Fumi!" A cloud of black smoke formed in the door, revealing a pair of vague shapes by outlines where the smoke was not. One was moving left, the other right, followed by a third shape as she heard her sister scream in pain.

Delilah moved left, leveling her weapons at the shape in the smoke there. Suddenly the shape rippled as a cloaking charm was dropped to reveal a familiar heart-shaped face gazing back at her with warm fire in her emerald eyes. "Zamarad!"

With that Delilah spun to level her revolver at the fight going on across the room.



"AVADA KED---"

Drachenzähmer leveled his wand at Delilah then with a sudden flash of green light Colombe's blade shattered it. Both vampire and rapier staggered back from the concussion as the energies from the unfinished Killing Curse blew wand pieces all over the room. The vampire hissed venomously and the ring on his right hand glittered as he took his longsword in a two-handed grip to confront Colombe.

"Sklave des Ringes, töte Delilah de Breuil!"

Crimson chains of light flew from the ring to Zamarad's ankles, wrists and neck and she silently mouthed "I'm sorry" to Delilah's horrified gaze before exploding into a roaring tornado of fire.


Twin emerald flames formed in the column and a tendril of fire lashed out at Delilah who barely dodged it.

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Steel clashed on steel as Colombe thrust herself at Drachenzähmer with a savage snarl on her face, ignoring the blood streaming from the hideous wound in her abdomen.

"Pour ce que vous avez essayé de faire à ma sœur, je vais vous donner un sourire assorti de l'autre côté!"

Her blade flickered in a feint at his forward leg, and as his point dipped, again she flickered like lightning and his ear flew off as she carved a bloody line across his other cheek.

"There. Now you match. Time to die."

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Wolff staggered to his feet, and glared daggers at Colombe as the rapier dueled his teacher and Master. Automatically reaching for the empty pistol holster, he snarled in fury through his ruined mouth. Instead he grabbed the discarded scroll from his feet and stuffed it inside his shirt. Then his eyes lit on the knight's sword and blazed in triumph. Sprinting to the bier he lifted it from its resting place.

Letters of black formed along the ancient blade as he did so.

CORTANA NOMEN EIVSDEM FERRO ET ANIMIS ET JOYEVSE DVRENDEL

As Wolff lifted the blade from its resting place, the steel doors slammed shut and the lowered walls suddenly shot up, sealing away the scroll racks. The Seal of Solomon that he stood on blazed to light and threw him, still holding Cortana, across the chamber to thud against the wall of an alcove as the bier was concealed in a swirling dome of crackling energies that solidified into solid stone. The pillars opened their mouths and began to pour forth a oily unreflective black ooze onto the floor.

Delilah's face turned white as a sheet and her eyes widened.

"Death Potion!"
 
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Snippet 20: SisterJeanne
Operation: BUTTERKNIFE (Part XVIII)

Sleeper's Repose, Underneath The Mountain of Flint, Sahara Desert

7 February 1942



Delilah paled at the sight of the Death Potion pouring from the carved columns around the room that she, Colombe, Zamarad, Wolff, and Drachenzähmer were trapped in.

Automatically dodging a fiery tendril lashed at her by Zamarad, her eyes focused and hardened as her brain worked in overdrive.

"Colombe. Lock his blade." Her voice was utterly calm. Panic, after all, would be fatal.

She then immersed herself in her calculations, ignoring the tendril of living fire coming for her legs. Her lips curled up in a smug smile as she took aim at the swordfight across the room.

Wolff's head raised, showing a scarlet M burned into his forehead between his eyes deep enough to char the bone of his skull. He hefted Cortana, leaping over a stream of Death Potion as he charged at Colombe to kill her.

The rapier responded to her sister's command with a slash that Drachenzähmer caught with his broadsword. The vampire's eyes glittered in satisfaction as his superior strength and two-handed grip on his sword forced the weakening rapier to her knees.

CRACK

Delilah's finger squeezed her trigger as the whip of fire hit her around the legs and she began to burn alive. Her teeth gritted through the pain as her bullet sped across the chamber at 1000 feet per second, glowing with magical energies.

The bullet's spell punched through the vampire mage's shield spell to impact Drachenzähmer's ring finger where it grew from the palm of his hand, severing the finger wearing the golden ring that bound Zamarad cleanly from his body.

Delilah's smirk grew and she tossed her revolver underhand to clatter into the Owl Box. Her wand moved as the flames reached her waist.

"Accio Ring!"

Half a second before it would have plunged into the Death Potion, the ring shot across the room in response to Delilah's spell to her waiting free hand.

The flames consuming the revolver instantly snuffed out as their mistress suddenly formed herself from the column of fire that she had shifted into.

Drachenzähmer's head snapped around and his panicked eyes met those of the Ifrit whom he had enslaved. Zamarad's smile showed all her needle-pointed teeth as she whispered a single word. "'Iisheal..."

Drachenzähmer caught fire like a gasoline-soaked bonfire atop a lava flow.

His screams of mortal agony sounded through the chamber as his sword hilt welded itself to his hands with the heat of Zamarad's flames. They then redoubled as he staggered backward into the Death Potion and began to slowly dissolve.

Delilah's head snapped around to meet Zamarad's eyes. "Get in the ring if you want to live, please!"

The Ifrit stared back, emerald green flame meeting cool leaf green and then vanished.

Colombe staggered to her feet and gasped as she looked for her sister.

"Del?"

"Nein!"

A hate filled snarl answered her as Wolff appeared from the smoke behind the rapier, blade moving in a gleaming arc.

Colombe screamed in agony as Cortana's edge took her sword hand off at the wrist. She collapsed to the floor in the shrinking safe area next to the pool where Drachenzähmer burned, whimpering in pain as her eyes found Wolff's as he loomed over her. She desperately reached out with her one good hand, catching Wolff's wrist as he drove Cortana's point toward her face as her blood pumped out on the floor and the Death Potion flowed toward them. Behind their death struggle the burning Drachenzähmer continued to scream as the Death Potion reached his knees.

"Accio Rapier!"

Colombe's blade flew across the pool of Death Potion to her sister's hand as Delilah collapsed next to the Owl Box as her horribly burned legs gave out.

Delilah hastily jammed the rapier, ring and her wand into the Owl Box and slammed the lid shut just before a wave of Death Potion reached her. Seconds later, the Owl Box began to dissolve.

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Potter Manor, England

7 February 1942



Lyra sat in her solar, with the candles illuminating it burned to mere stubs. A collection of sealed scrolls rested on the table next to the tea service with cold tea and untouched tea biscuits. One hand clutched the hilt of Tsukiakari while her other clenched the fabric of her dress over her heart with white knuckles.

Her eyes were on the open Owl Box in the middle of her tea table.

Suddenly the lid of the box slammed shut by itself.

Her hand shook uncontrollably as she slowly reached for the box and tears streamed down her cheeks. She lifted the lid and sobbed in relief as her hand relaxed from the death grip on her husband's beloved sword.

Inside the box, glimmering in the dawning of a new day through the windows was a rapier, a revolver, a ring, and a wand.

Tears streaming down her cheeks, she grabbed the rapier and held it close to her chest with both hands. "Colombe...Colombe, it's me. Lyra. Please answer."

Silence answered her desperate pleas. Crying silently, she set the blade down on her tea table slowly and gently.

She then grabbed the revolver from the box. Delilah's avatar formed and crashed to the solar floor with terrible burns over the lower half her body. Hurriedly Lyra poured healing potion down Delilah's throat.

The revolver coughed twice as some color returned to her face. She then gave a weak but smugly triumphant smirk as her eyes found Lyra's.

"Hi, Lyra. You ought to see the other guys. Sis is in worse shape than me. She lost her sword hand and nearly got gutted. I'm not sure if the Death Potion got to her too since I was busy at the time. Hand me the ring and my wand please."

Lyra complied. "Is the tomb of Morgan le Fay safe?"

Delilah slid her wand into her sheath. "It is. Grindlewald is out two minions and the Sleeper's knowledge is secured. Remind me to let you get a copy of the memories of the werewolves he sent after us. Speaking of werewolves, I'd like you to meet someone. You can come out now, dear."

The guttering candles flared to life and Zamarad formed from streamers of fire from them and looked around curiously. "Zamarad, meet Lyra Potter. She is Colombe's girlfriend and the best erotic stories writer that you will ever meet. Lyra, meet Zamarad aibnatu Alnaar. She is an Ifrit that that vampire enslaved - long story that - and I'll free her as soon as I can figure out how to do it."

Lyra's lips curled in a perverted smirk as she dug for her notebook and began to scribble after Zamarad knelt and rested Delilah's head in her lap. The revolver's smug smile grew wider as she gently patted the Ifrit 's hip with one hand. "I don't suppose that either of you know how to release a genie from a ring permanently, or do we need to nurse Sis back to health first so I can find out if she knows? Maybe something in those scrolls we managed to save?"

Zamarad blinked curiously at Lyra's frantic writing as the Ifrit began to stroke the revolver's auburn hair gently. "Marhabaan, Lyra Potter, and well met. What are erotic stories?"
 
Snippet 21: SisterJeanne
Operation: BUTTERKNIFE (Epilogues)

Potter Manor, February 14th, 1942




Delilah smiled happily as the aromatic healing incense smoke from the Arabian mabkhara incense burner next to her bed suddenly began to spiral in an unseen and unfelt breeze.

She pulled herself a bit higher to slide another pillow between her shoulder blades, leaf-green eyes sparkling as she placed a bookmark to mark her place in the treatise on Arabic speech and customs that she had been reading. A gold and ruby ring glittered on a chain that hung over her nightgown as she put the book aside in favor of a cup of steaming black tea.

Suddenly the mabkhara spouted flame from all of the openings in its intricate brass filigree meshwork over stone. The flames snaked upward to form a familiar red-headed Ifrit sitting on the cloud of aromatic golden smoke as if it were a sultana's throne. Emerald eyes sought her own and full lips curled in a smile.

"Marhabaan, Delilah." The Ifrit's tone was smoky with the undertone of the cheery crackling of a warm fire in a snug study in winter as snow gently fell outside.

"Marhabaan, Zamarad. How were the gardens?" Delilah's own tone was equally warm as she sipped her tea before placing it on the bedside table.

Zamarad shook her head. "Truly, I am glad that the rains finally passed so I could venture outside in comfort. The green of leaf and bough and the shimmer of dew on the grass made me think of some of the descriptions of Paradise." The cheery fire popped and crackled with delight as if the owner of that study had just tossed a fresh billet of firewood onto her coals.

"Indeed. What I have seen from the windows is quite beautiful and reminds me of my family home back in New York. More cozy and older here at Potter Manor, but the same kind of serenity and peace in every tree and hedge, every turning of the path and stream revealing a new view, every memory etched in the mind of those who live there, just like the homestead my family claimed from the wilderness before the Revolution. Peace that I have to defend and nurture with all my strength. We all need something to fight for." Delilah's voice was reminiscent as an unguarded smile broke out on her face.

"Indeed we do, Delilah. I was fortunate in my exploration alongside Lyra. The storm that passed last night damaged one of the cherry trees that Lyra's husband planted for their blossoms, and I was asked to consume the wood of the downed branch. It was... delightful, very flavorful." The fire in the Ifrit's voice hissed and gently rumbled as she smiled. "I would not mind tasting such again."

Delilah smiled smugly, and gestured with her wand to float a small package tied with twine to her lap. "I hope that you saved some room for me, Zamarad."

An inquisitive cocking of the head requested the revolver explain her statement.

The smug smile grew warmer as Delilah untied the twine. "Mother owled me back in response to the letter that I sent the day after we arrived here. I thought that you would like to taste a little bit of what awaits you if and when you decide to accept my invitation to visit, so..."

Delilah spilled a double handful of black, dark red, and pale white wood chips into her lap, along with several ribbons of dried sweetgrass.

Zamarad leaned forward with her eyes glittering and flashing, as the revolver tapped the bounty on display, pointing out specific parts of it. "You know the sweetgrass already, and its significance. The black are American Walnut from the stand we have that supplied the chairs in my upstairs parlor sitting room. Red is American Chestnut, we warded our grove and woodlot off from the fungus that decimated the nomaj owned growths and I have a bed carved of it. If you ever visit us for Christmas, I'll show you how to roast chestnuts in the fire with hot mulled apple cider. The white is Balm of Gilead tree that Great-great-grandfather brought to New York from France for its medicinal properties. The Bible mentions it, as does one of my favorite poems. 'Is there – is there balm in Gilead? – tell me – tell me, I implore!" Quoth the Raven "Nevermore."' I love my Poe, and..."

Delilah trailed off and then tossed a chip of walnut to Zamarad who caught and swallowed it with a happy hum. "I'm sorry, it is...difficult to open up to people. Habit of a lifetime, telling the wrong person who I am, what I am, letting them see beyond the mask I project would be..."

Again the revolver trailed off, and she picked up a chip of chestnut to give to Zamarad as the Ifrit watched her intently. "You know better than my words can ever convey what a risk trust is. A necessary risk, granted, but that step into the unknown, it terrifies me. I...meant to say, that I write poetry when my heart compels me to. Would..." Delilah swallowed down the lump in her throat and her vulnerable eyes sought Zamarad's emerald flames and the revolver whispered, "...would you like me to read you what I wrote this morning when you were in the garden?"

Zamarad leaned in and placed a hot finger against Delilah's lips to silence the revolver's slightly panicked speech. "La ilaha illa'l-'ishq. There is no Deity but Love. Such is what I learned when I consumed Fakhr al-Dīn Ibrahīm 'Irāqī's Divine Flashes as a young girl under the guidance of my mother and aunts. There is poetry in flame, that mortals sometime grasp as they listen to our voices while the embers flash and spark."

Delilah's smile lit up her face as she handed another wood chip to Zamarad and began to speak in a hushed voice from her heart.

"This life that we call our own
Is neither strong nor free;
A flame in the wind of death,
It trembles ceaselessly.

And this all we can do
To use our little light
Before, in the piercing wind,
It flickers into night:

To yield the heat of the flame,
To grudge not, but to give
Whatever we have of strength,
That one more flame may live."


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Later after wood, sweetgrass, and poetry were all consumed in measure able to satisfy both a being of fire and a being of steel, the Ifrit slid onto the bed and embraced Delilah 's torso, warming her with simple proximity. One hand slowly and gently slid along the sheets covering the revolver's still-bandaged legs and the Ifrit's eyes dimmed.

"I... regret what I did to you to make you suffer so." The Ifrit's voice was hushed with barely any fire in it. "It is a strange emotion that I am learning to feel, one that hurts and yet oddly warms me."

Delilah's hand caught Zamarad's wrist and then entwined her fingers. "I forgive you. All the blame rests with that scum you sent to Hell where he burns endlessly. Don't think that I did not comprehend what you did in there to save us." The revolver's lips curled in a smug grin. "He commanded you to conceal him from Sis and I and also ordered you not to warn us as they moved to strike. They had us dead to rights then."

The Ifrit nodded. "His very words and commands yes." Her voice was hushed and her eyes shadowed.

Delilah's grin grew even smugger and happier. "Pity he forgot to command you that you could not politely welcome a friend who you just met again by chance." Delilah's tone of voice made it clear that whatever formula Muramasa had used for the steel that made up her true body, pity for a slave-taker was never an element of it.

A fey light danced in Zamarad's emerald eyes as they flashed to life again and her teeth gleamed, "So I outwitted He-who-burns-endlessly."

"Indeed you did. And then when he gave his... final command to you... well he did not specify when you were required to kill me, or with what powers. If you had truly wanted me dead then whatever magics you used on him would have destroyed me in an instant when my gunpowder lit off and my steel melted."

Zamarad nodded, "Such is within my abilities, yes. Yet you do not fear me for the deadly threat that I represent to you and yours, Delilah de Breuil. You instead seek my freedom. Why this madness?"



Delilah's voice was very heartfelt as she responded, "Because a nomaj man with exceptional wisdom wrote down words that I engraved on my heart as a child which guide me today. My father met him, and helped him in his dream, as I found out from Mother. Mother and Father believe as I do and have passed that down to me both because they believe in those words and what they mean, and because those words are the great truth that I pursue alongside my sisters."

Delilah's voice grew very reverent and she stared into Zamarad's eyes as a great fire of belief to match the inferno that had given the First Ifrit life filled the Muramasa's leaf green orbs.

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

Delilah forged on with her explanation, the fires of her soul burning in her molten gaze as her voice became as resolute and strong and unyielding as her Muramasa steel.

"Not just men, not just nomajs, not just humans. All of us who think and feel and love and mourn and live are equal and have these Rights. Rights which I will defend to the last breath in my body, the last drop of blood in my veins, and the last cartridge that I shall ever fire. That is why I volunteered to come here, when I could be safely home in comfort as another takes my place, because these Rights are only purchased in one coin. The blood of patriots and tyrants. Mother, Father, Colombe, Jacklyn... all of them have paid of that coin willingly and well and I am proud to be given the chance to heap up my own payment, all that I was, am, and shall ever be, alongside theirs upon the Altar of Freedom."

Zamarad's eyes found the ring that bound her in servitude as it twinkled on Delilah's heaving bosom and she tapped it with a finger; her voice hushed in respect for what Delilah was sharing with her.

"Then that is why you mean to free me of the ring. Why you refuse to use the power I represent to make your path easy. Why you plan to seal away the Sleeper's knowledge as you promised once I am liberated despite the benefits to you and yours."

Delilah nodded as the inner fire that drove her was hidden once more behind the revolver's well-practiced facade. "It is the reason. Sis... Colombe believes what I do down to her core as well, although she comes at it differently. The ends do not justify the means, for in taking those means the end is corrupted and twisted utterly."

Zamarad nodded, "Then your legs...?" Again her eyes sought the burnt flesh that was slowly healing under the sheets.

Delilah shrugged, "The price of your freedom. Cheap steel paid by me in exchange for priceless emerald gained by you. I'd do it again and much much more to let you or another live free from slavery's yoke."

Delilah then sobered and continued, "When... if you ever come to visit me, I'd like to take you to Gettysburg so you can learn what happened there. Both the cost of freedom for America's slaves... and the words spoken afterward as those who died there were dedicated that define the dream that I fight for. Not a dream fulfilled yet, but one day I shall see it happen through my efforts alongside those who believe as I do."

A crash from the hallway outside as a tray of medicinal broth and healing potions for the patient in the next room was dropped interrupted them. Running footsteps followed and the sounds of not just one but two muffled voices followed.

Delilah sighed and pinched her nose, "Better reinforce the soundproofing for here, Zamarad. Sis and Lyra's reunion will be noisy now that she's woken up from that healing coma."

The Ifrit blushed as she complied, cutting off the sounds of Colombe's bed groaning and moaning under heavy stress. "Verily, I still have trouble understanding the allure of such actions despite Lyra's explanations and my readings in her library. Perhaps I need a different tutor to satisfy my curiosity?"

Delilah choked and blushed scarlet at the sight of the flame in the Ifrit's eyes.

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Potter Cottage, Godric's Hollow, England

7 March, 1942




The fire in the hearth blazed green and Delilah hobbled out, leaning on a cane as her weakened legs wobbled. Zamarad rushed to support her and the revolver smiled gratefully.

"Won't be long before I can ditch the cane and be back to normal. Therapy sucks even with magical healing."

Lyra's eyes twinkled as she leaned against Colombe and responded. "I have said it before and I'll say it again, sex is a great way to recover from injury. Gets bloodflow going to all the extremities."

Colombe mock-scowled at the giggling Lyra as Delilah and Zamarad both blushed.

Colombe then coughed. "Anyway, you know why we are all here. We need to put our plan into place." She tapped the wooden coffer Lyra held containing the scrolls of Morgan le Fay and the codex that had started their quest. "Let's be about it."

Delilah nodded and gestured with her wand as Zamarad spoke in a hissing, popping tongue.

"Wingardium Leviosa!"


The flame in the fireplace floated out to the center of the room under Delilah's direction as the red-hot stones of the hearth suddenly cooled. The Ifrit stared at the smoke with a commanding gaze and it obediently twisted in a rope to float up the chimney.

As her sister and her sister's friend did their part, Colombe chanted in Chinese, swirling brown-green energies growing around her intricately moving hands.

"Di Long Bai Wei!" Colombe's hands scooped like she was molding clay and the solid block of slate hearthstone where the fire rested suddenly rippled and shifted, creating a square well in the middle surrounded by unbroken stone on all sides.

Lyra carefully placed the coffer containing the knowledge in the hole created, spells of fire resistance, wards against divination, and wards against scrying all glimmering in traceries of intricate charmwork from four different sources.

As Lyra stepped back, Colombe bit her lip and moved her hands again with filling in and smoothing motions. The stone rippled and flowed like water, covering the coffer in unbroken rock. Soon the stone was like it always was with no trace of the hidden treasure entombed in it visible.

Delilah flicked her wand and the fire floated back to sit in its proper place on the hearthstone. She then wiped her forehead.

"Well done Sis, Lyra, Zamarad. Now for the next stage."

Deliah extended her free hand to the others, palm up. Zamarad placed her hand in Delilah's, squeezing once. They were joined by Lyra and then Colombe as the Rapier drew her blade.

Delilah began to move her wand in intricate traceries, and a leaf-green spark of light appeared on the tip. Zamarad flicked a flame to life that danced in similar motions and shifted from the orange of natural fire to unnaturally bright emerald. Lyra's wand tip glowed the red of a rose and Colombe's rapier gleamed with crystal blue light in matching motions as the four spoke in unison.

"I hereby swear and am bound in compact to never reveal by word spoken or written, deed done or undone the knowledge that we have learned from the scrolls that we have retrieved from the Sleeper. I furthermore swear to never reveal by word spoken or written, deed done or undone the location and secrets of the Sleeper's resting place. Finally, I so swear never to retrieve the chest that we have locked away from the sight of the Seen and Unseen here today. Only by the agreement and unanamity of those who make this compact can such a vow be set aside so that another can be brought into our compact. Such will stand as long as I live."

The lights of each aura shifted from leaf-green to crystal blue to emerald green then to rose red that became leaf green once more as the casters began to glow in turn. As the energies peaked four voices became one.

"Fidelius!"



Sleeper's Repose, Underneath The Mountain of Flint, Sahara Desert

7 February 1942

Obersturmführer Helmer Wolff shook the after effects of the concussion he had gotten from the activation of the trap in the chamber as Death Potion continued to spew forth from the mouths of the statues and fill the chamber.

His every muscle hurt and his crushed and abused groin was a molten fire of pure agony.

None of it was even a thousandth of the pain he had felt the moment That Woman had betrayed him. The pain he still felt that fueled him even more than the hunger for carmine bliss.

The sword filling his hand felt right as if it was part of him and he sensed that something inside it welcomed the chance to awake from slumber and do what it had been forged to do. A fey aquamarine light began to flicker along its edges and he felt his lips draw back from his fangs as The Betrayer turned Her back to him and locked blades with The Master.

CRACK


His Master's pained scream as he caught fire was a distant thing as his arm raised.

"Del?" Her voice was that of a Valkyrie called down from Valhalla.

"Nein!" His command was that of Her Master for She was Woman and he was Man.


The Betrayer turned to face him and for an eternal moment his eyes met Hers. He relished the horror, fear, and guilt in Her eyes as his steel hacked through Her wrist, disarming Her in all senses of the word and leaving Her at his mercy to do with if he wished to hurt Her as She had hurt him.

She was so beautiful when put in her proper place and properly broken to his Will. As the Führer had so wisely said at his graduation ceremony as a member of the Schutzstaffel: "Struggle is the father of all things. It is not by the principles of humanity that man lives or is able to preserve himself above the animal world, but solely by means of the most brutal struggle."

She crashed onto Her back, Her blood flying everywhere. He licked his lips and knelt over Her, savoring Her terror and fury as the aquamarine-shimmering point of his sword approached Her throat. One blood-slick hand grasped his wrist to fend him off, but it was not enough; it was never enough for he was the stronger and more worthy. Slowly the point approached, and he felt the sword begin to dimple Her heaving throat.

Then She vanished as if She never was.

He howled in anger as his blade gouged the blood-soaked stone where She had laid...soaked with Her blood.

His head came up as his Master's pained screams began to slowly subside as the Death Potion ate away his lungs.

She wouldn't get away from him that easily. For She would be His as a living trophy of his superiority as Übermensch.

Ignoring the pain as he stepped into the pool, he reached out with his free hand through the flames and grasped the swastika amulet that his Master had enchanted. The pain as the white-hot metal marked his palm for all time with the Hakenkreuz was nothing compared to his Will exerting itself.

"Portus!"

With a crack of displaced air Wolff vanished leaving the chamber empty of all life save the fading embers of Drachenzähmer's as the Death Potion reached the vampire mage's neck.

Wolff crashed to the stones of the wadi outside the tunnel to the Sleeper's tomb as the Portkey discharged.

He flopped over, smoke rising from his ruined ankles and feet and gasped, then fumbled in his belt for a moment before coming forth with a vial of healing potion. Quaffing it, his broken jaw slowly reknit itself and his feet began to mend. He then pulled out a second blood-red bottle and drank deep of the precious carmine within.

Groaning, he finally staggered to his feet and surveyed his possessions. The sword, the scroll he had picked up, another bottle of delicious, precious carmine, a few day's food, and a canteen of water. Finally, the half-trained magical abilities his former Master had given him along with the Embrace to turn him into what he was today; the pinnacle of Aryan evolution.

Not enough to head back across the trackless desert to the Fatherland.

Therefore...


He turned his face south toward the heart of Africa.

Slim chance of survival was better than no chance, and his Will would prevail over all obstacles in his way natural or unnatural. Man, spirit, or beast; desert, savanna, or jungle alike he would surmount them all in His Struggle.

Colombe would be his.
 
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Snippet 22: SisterJeanne
OMAKE-Dove and Hound

Castle Moulbaix, Belgium 1946


Rain pattered on the windowpanes as the storm lashed the darkened grounds of the ancestral home of the du Chasteler family. The castle was darkened and brooding, with only one window lit the cheery red and yellow of firelight.

Inside the study, the firelight flashed gold letters from the leatherbound spines of books and caused the African masks and weapons that hung between the bookcases in displays to seem to move. The gods, spirits, and demons of the peoples of the Dark Continent danced in the firelight as the flickering flames caused the bold carvings to acquire a life of their own.


In the corner, an antique Bösendorfer grand piano played a soft, sad melody unattended by visible hands at the magical command of the castle's owner as the rain drummed the windowpanes in counterpoint.



The only occupant slumped in an overstuffed armchair before the fire, with a discarded newspaper at her feet next to several empty brandy bottles. One hand swirled a half-empty brandy snifter as she stared into the flames, while the other absently tapped out the notes of Clair de Lune on the hilt of the rapier leaning against her chair.

The flames flickered green, then back to warm gold as Delilah de Breuil Flooed into the castle. Delilah raised an eyebrow at the disheveled appearance and tear tracks of Colombe as her half-sister raised the snifter slightly before taking another drink. "God, Sis, you look like death warmed over. So you heard too?"

"Oui." Colombe replied in a hoarse voice, nudging the newspaper with her foot. The headline for the paper screamed about the sentencing of several prominent magical war criminals for atrocities committed during their service to Japan.

Delilah picked it up and rapidly scanned the article as she pulled a matching chair to sit across from Colombe. "I see. Want to talk about it, Sis?"

"Not particularly, no." Another swig of brandy. "But you didn't come here just to help me finish off the 1887 Baronne Jacques de Saint-Pastou bottles that I found while checking the castle cellars after the liberation. Hippolyte was a traitorous parricidal bastard, but he did know his brandies."

Delilah nodded, and gestured with her wand, floating a bottle of brandy and a second snifter to the table before hanging her shoulder harness containing her revolver on the chair back. "To answer the obvious question, Jackie doesn't know yet. She's shipping supplies to St. Brendan's purchased with her bounty money, so is someplace on the high seas. Mère knows and is... Mère. Something's up there, but I don't know what. She says that what reached the papers isn't the whole truth. Not by a long shot"

Colombe barked a bitter laugh and threw back the last of her brandy in the snifter. "You hardly need to tell me that, Del. Remember you are talking to your big sister who 'started the Great War', after all. If you listen to the ICW's description of that clusterfuck in Sarajevo. If the Daily Prophet said that the sun would rise tomorrow, I'd still check."

"Words to live by, yes." Delilah paused while pouring herself a quantity of brandy, and at Colombe's nod, refilling her sister's snifter. Delilah sipped then made a happy sound. "If any of this is left after tonight, I'll have to lean on you to take a bottle home to share with Mère and try to show Jackie that she doesn't need to drink that godawful rotgut all the time."

"Be my guest. You're family after all." A muffled sob as Colombe hunched a bit more deeply into her armchair and choked out a pained whisper. "...family..."

Delilah nodded and opened her mouth to speak then closed it as Colombe suddenly jerked upright and hurled the brandy snifter into the flames with a crash of shattering glass. Behind the sisters, the piano shifted into the Moonlight Sonata at a unvoiced command from its owner.



"Family! And I should have been there for her! Damn Norimune for running off and leaving me...and damn me for not being there for her! Damn me for not being there for her...." Colombe snarled in rage as the flames burned blue from the spilled alcohol, then subsided as tears traced down her cheeks. "I could have been there for her if I was better. But no. If I had won that duel I could have stayed in Japan, and met her." Colombe choked out between sobs as she shuddered.

Delilah placed her snifter on the table and hurried over to cradle her sister. The elder sword clung to her and tears soaked the shoulder of her blouse. "You never told me about this. What happened?"

Colombe gave a pained laugh. "I was so close, so close! It was '64, Japan had just been opened to the West, and I didn't have her name yet, but I knew her description and that she was from Japan. I went there on one of Jardine's ships, and started making inquiries. Got a lead to a nearby temple that had information on swords."

Delilah nodded as her sister pulled away to look into her green eyes with red-rimmed blue. "Went there and the meekoh they call them. Instructor there, one of us, and the most arrogant prissy bitch I ever met told me to get out because us gaijin shouldn't defile the home of the Gods. Or something like that, my Japanese wasn't the greatest. Still isn't. Anyway, she told me to get screwed, I told Meekoh Punchable Face that she wasn't very hospitable and she needed to stop playing with herself and find a man or four, and one thing led to another. She finally told me to put up or shut up, and we drew."

Delilah mentally facepalmed, all too aware of Colombe's acid tongue as the older sword smirked. "Oh she was good. Very good. I was better on that day, it was one of my good days you see. Anyway, I pinned her blade Corps à corps and then kneed her in the groin. You should have seen her shocked face!"

Colombe gave a smug giggle. "That gave me the chance to load up a Bijalee Kee Mutthee and deck her. Wiped that smug right off her face when it landed and she dropped like a ton of bricks." Colombe disengaged from her sister's embrace, and flexed her left hand, surrounding it with a corona of crackling electricity. "Remind me to teach you this one, it can come in handy."

Delilah nodded. "Yeah. Looks like it, although I prefer to fight at range. If they are that close, they are too close. Fair fights are for morons after all."

"Tell me about it. Anyway, I was on top of the world. Then this old fellow came out and said that he would challenge me. If I won, he would guide me to Norimune, but if he won, I had to promise to leave Japan "until the Children of the Abyss join hands with the humans in peace". Whatever that shit meant. Means. Anyway, he took a training blade from one of the students and then we had at it."

Colombe looked very distant. "He was good. Very very good. Best I ever saw, really. I tried everything, even burned all the luck I had left...no joy. He knocked me down seven times...and I only got up six. Dammit. Yeah, I thought Grandpa would be a pushover until he moved and I mean moved." She shuddered and her hand came up to rub her left shoulder absently. "Anyway, when I hit the dirt the last time, I couldn't get up. Just had nothing at all left in the tank and I hurt places I never knew that I could hurt. Then he apologized to me. I think, my head was ringing after he broke my jaw with that last hit. Said that he was sorry, but this was too soon, and meeting Dad now would just lead to sorrow and death for us. And be patient and I'd be reunited with my true family one day. Guess he meant you although I didn't know about you, Del."

"Anyway, you know how I am about my oaths. Hardest thing I ever had to do was walk back to the docks and take the first ship out of there. Mon Dieu, compared to that walk, walking out of the Congo was easier. Easier on the spirit anyway. At least I had something to look forward to then even if it was a hot bath, fresh clothes, and confronting my bâtard of a nephew."

Delilah nibbled her lip absently, her mind whirring behind her leaf-green eyes. "Sis...that almost sounds like a prophecy. So if that's the case, you will meet Norimune again. And when that day comes, I'll be there alongside you, along with Jackie. I just hope Mère makes it to then."

Colombe nodded slowly. "Yeah. Yeah. If it was a prophecy, that kind of explains how the hell I survived the Congo and then the Great War. So many other people didn't. Too damn many."

Delilah headed over to the liquor cabinet and took a replacement tumbler out. "Too many indeed. Let's drink to absent friends, Sis, and to the family being reunited one day."
 
Cybershadowninja Omake: What could have been found
Might as well crosspost my replies now.
Yellowhammer said:
Operation: BUTTERKNIFE (Part V)
How much do you want to bet that any one of the following happens when everyone gets to the tomb?

It's already been looted.
"All that's in here are empty bottles..."
"Wait, there's something on that wall!"
*insert drunk graffiti here*

None of the spells, rituals, or artifacts work.
"Raise creature and do my bidding!" As Colombe heard the Dark Wizard cry out those words she realized that they were to late. Any moment now something horrible is going to appear an kill them and there was nothing they could do about it... Was what Colombe would have thought if not for the ghostly recording of a woman laughing herself sick appearing in the middle of the ritual circle "Did you actually think that I would leave my secrets behind when I died? HA, I made it so at the moment of my death they would be destroyed."

Or alternatively...
"Why would someone make a book for summoning wild geese?!?"
"Less talking more running!"

Yellowhammer said:
Actually not. Some of it got liberated by the girls who managed to stuff the contents of one of the six scroll racks down the Owl Box before the situation went to hell.

However, remember both Delilah and Colombe promised not to use or abuse it.
Lyra: "These are just filled with doodles and what looks like poetry err, make that bad poetry."
Colombe: "What?"
Lyra: "Oh there are notes in here written by the Acolyte."
Delilah: "Well at least that's something."
Lyra: "By the looks of it, it's mostly complaints about Morgan, huh it says here that she snored like a dragon." *ignores the muttering curses of the Muramasa luck*
 
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OMGWFT

What by Sithis and All That Is has that moonbat biotch/abyssal version of Bonesaw Mad Scientist Princess done now!? I hate to say it, but this time unless this is a set-up for a Dom/Maria moment, then i can't see how this one is gonna be saved - and the implications regarding the phrase "already have had mine" and the fact That particular phase is the only english he knows bode extra complications as well.
Yeah... it is rather messed up.
that snip just sent chills down my freaking spine
How about your cool, calm and collected spine?
i guess..... but still it freaked me out a little
To be honest, it should.
*Gasps, scandalized* Akagi-san! What would Fubuki think?!
Somehow… I suspect that she would have guessed at it.
Oh, boy... #NaughtyCarriers
Very naughty Carriers indeed.
OK, that's adorable. Not DesDiv 6-level adorable, but still adorable.

That is too.

Again, adorable.
They are, indeed, adorable.
Again with the maximum cuteness, Harry! Gaahhh!!! Suffice to say Taichi is a very lucky individual, getting two beautiful carriers for Christmas.
An extremely lucky individual indeed, and he knows it.
*sighs, chuckles, and shakes head*
Taichi, you poor soul. Telling the ladies you can stay warm at any time, any where? In a rather up front fashion? And keeping 'cool' when one runs a finger over your neck?

DOOMED
DOOMED I TELL YOU
DOOMED
So very doomed...
Well, since I finally finished writing Operation: BUTTERKNIFE I may as well crosspost the Colombe/Delilah/Jacklyn snippets here.
Wait... you're Yellowhammer?

In any case, good to see these here.
How much do you want to bet that any one of the following happens when everyone gets to the tomb?

It's already been looted.
"All that's in here are empty bottles..."
"Wait, there's something on that wall!"
*insert drunk graffiti here*

None of the spells, rituals, or artifacts work.
"Raise creature and do my bidding!" As Colombe heard the Dark Wizard cry out those words she realized that they were to late. Any moment now something horrible is going to appear an kill them and there was nothing they could do about it... Was what Colombe would have thought if not for the ghostly recording of a woman laughing herself sick appearing in the middle of the ritual circle "Did you actually think that I would leave my secrets behind when I died? HA, I made it so at the moment of my death they would be destroyed."

Or alternatively...
"Why would someone make a book for summoning wild geese?!?"
"Less talking more running!"
:lol
Lyra: "These are just filled with doodles and what looks like poetry err, make that bad poetry."
Colombe: "What?"
Lyra: "Oh there are notes in here written by the Acolyte."
Delilah: "Well at least that's something."
Lyra: "By the looks of it, it's mostly complaints about Morgan, huh it says here that she snored like a dragon." *ignores the muttering curses of the Muramasa luck*
:lol:rofl::lol
 
Snippet 41: Harry Leferts
Checking over various things, Harry gave a nod before slinging the backpack over his shoulder. A smile on his face, he walked out to find Hedwig and Shiromizu speaking to each other, "So you two ready to go?"

Just blinking, Hedwig in her human guise nodded, "I am, Harry-Wizard."

Lips twitching, the Mizuchi also nodded some, "And I'm ready as well. You?"

Harry gave a chuckle at that, "Hai, I am. I placed my new bokken into the stand for now since I'm not going to use it until we get back to Hogwarts." Gently, he patted the sword at his waist, "And I got Tsukiakari right here to go with us as well as Juuchi." Scratching his chin, the thirteen year old hummed, "I think that Tsukiakari is rather excited to go."

A grin on her face, Shiromizu snorted some, "That, I have no doubt. Considering that it has likely been decades since she last saw any of the Arashi clan." Getting a rattle from the sword that they were talking about, she shook her head, "Right... What about..."

When she waved her hand, Harry shrugged some, "I sent that Firebolt back to Hogwarts."

Nodding, Hedwig crossed her arms, "Yes, I delivered it right to Professor Dumbledore. Though I am confused..." Furrowing her eyebrows, she frowned, "I thought that it came from your Godfather?"

Once more, the teen shrugged, "It did, apparently he spoke to the warden at the Prison and explained it to him. But I am still going to have it checked out just in case. After all, if someone realized that the payment came from the Black family account? They might suspect that it was him and curse it just in case he was the one to use it, which they would think was going to happen. Better to be safe than sorry."

Chuckles made him turn to where Siusan was sipping some tea with a smile, "Ah, that would be a good idea, Harry-Child. While I am sure that the Dog means well, he is still a dog. Sometimes they miss things."

Eyebrow raised, Harry sighed a bit, "You know, that could be taken as insulting... if I did not know that you called Uncle Moony 'Wolf' and Dad 'Stag'."

Blinking, Siusan frowned some, "Is that not what they are though? He can become a dog, the Wolf becomes a wolf, and the Stag becomes a stag." Eyes narrowing, she growled a bit, "And the Rat is most certainly a rodent."

Simply shaking his head, the wizard frowned a bit, "Are you sure that you will be okay, Grandmother? You can come along if you want."

Lightly laughing, Siusan walked over and hugged him, "I am fine, Harry-Child. We are talking about members of your family from the other side of your blood. As for this old fox... Hoshi is going to be taking me to where Natsumi-Child's grandparents live. I shall stay there for a day or two and speak with them." A thoughtful look crossed over her face, "I am... interested, in what may come of it, I suppose. In fact, I cannot think of the last time that I spoke with someone who is old enough that I can get along with."

With a sigh, Harry gave a nod before hugging her, "Then I hope that you have a good time there, Grandmother. And I will bring you back some treats from Hokkaido.'

Gently, she kissed his brow and nodded before returning the hug, "I will await that, and the tales of what happened, Harry-Child. Now, you go and have fun meeting relatives that you have not."

Brightly smiling, Harry tightened the hug a bit before pulling away. Soon enough, he was waving outside as Siusan did so back and then transformed into her fox form and took off. Turning, he looked towards his adoptive mother, as he felt Hedwig in her owl form alight on his shoulder, and Shiromizu curled around his middle, "Okay, Mum, all ready."

Nagato chuckled some and nodded, "Good, now we just need to get over to the Vanishing Cabinets."

Hopping up beside him, Hoppou smiled and took his hand, "Come on, Big Brother! Hoppou wants to meet Big Brother's relatives!"

Unable to help himself he laughed some as he allowed himself to be pulled along, "Okay, Hoppou. Hold up a bit and we'll get there soon enough."

As he was still pulled along by Hoppou. Siusan watched from nearby with a smile on her face. It did her heart good to see her grandchild of sorts so happy and full of life. With a nod, she turned and ran through the base. Upon reaching the Ono residence, she transformed back into her human form and knocked on the door, which opened to reveal Natsumi. Said Kitsune bowed some, "Welcome, Siusan-San."

Bowing back some, the Irish fox smiled, "Thank you, Natsumi-Child. It is appreciated." Once she stepped inside and the door was closed, she took off her boots and placed them into a bag. While a bit bemused at how one took off their footwear, she did obey it. After all, it was only polite. As she was guided through the house, she looked this way and that at various pictures. Some of which was of Harry and Natsumi, which made her smile softly. Glancing at the fox, she internally sighed, 'I am reminded so much of you and myself, Brigid. Though I hope that they do not go through the same tragedy as we did...'

However, before she could get too much into her memories, Natsumi opened a door and smiled, "And here we go! The room containing the Owl Box between here and my Obaa-San's and Ojii-San's house."

Just nodding, Siusan patted her head, "Thank you, Natsumi-Child." Walking in with Natsumi behind her, she bowed some as she had picked up to Hoshi, "Hoshi."

Tilting her head some in acknowledgement, Hoshi chuckled, "Siusan-San. I hope that you have been enjoying the holidays so far?"

It went without saying that the Kitsune smiled even more at how happy the Irish fox looked, "I have, spending time with Harry-Child has been wonderful. Though for now, he needs some time alone."

Only nodding, Hoshi shook her head, "That is true enough, now then, shall we?"

Not long after, the two foxes, with Hoshi disguised as a normal fox, entered the Owl Box with it closing behind them. Moments after, it reopened and they climbed out to find themselves in a different room. Transforming back into her human form, Siusan looked around in interest. Due to her long life, there was little that she had not seen before. But since coming to Japan, she had been seeing and experiencing new things every day.

For one such as her, it was... amazing, making her feel young again even as the time spent with Harry helped her heal some wounds of the past.

Hearing the door open, her eyes widened at the sight of two Kitsune dressed in fine clothing, a Kimono, she believed that Harry had called them. Both of them had nine tails behind them as they took in Siusan and Hoshi. Before she could bow, they grinned and the female of the two ran over and hugged the other female Kitsune before twirling some, "Welcome home, welcome back! Welcome to our humble shack!"
Rather amused at her old friend, Hoshi snorted, "I very much doubt that this place could be called a shack." Ignoring the snickers from her friends, she gestured at the bemused Siusan, "And this is Siusan-San, as I told you about."

The two Kitsune bowed to her with smiles, before Naoki snapped open a fan, "It is good to meet you." Grinning evilly, he chuckled, "Especially as our grandchildren are rather close, and being grandparents, it is our prerogative to tease them some.'

Blinking for a few moments, Siusan smiled. She felt like she could enjoy this time quite a bit...
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As he stepped out of the Vanishing Cabinet in Kushiro, Harry blinked and looked around in confusion, 'Why did I have a shiver go down my spine?' Deciding to ignore that for a moment, he turned to the purple haired Destroyer and grinned before walking over and giving her a hug, "Akebono-Nee!"

Lips twitching, she gave a suffering sigh, but hugged him back, "Welcome back to Kushiro, Harry-Chan. It has been a while."

Just nodding, Harry laughed some, "It has, and I'm glad to be back." Seeing her hum and cup her chin in thought though, he blinked, "Something wrong, Akebono-Nee?"

Placing her hand on his head, she chuckled some, "Just realizing that you've grown some since I last saw you, and that was just a few months back. What do the Americans call it? Sprouting like a weed?" Getting a laugh from him, Akebono nodded towards the door, "Anyways, Nagato-San is right outside waiting for us."

With a nod, Harry followed along with the Destroyer, "So how are things going here since our last visit?"

Akebono glanced at him and shook his head some, "It has been going well enough. They finally gave our Shitty Admiral the promotion that he earned some time ago. So he's fully an Admiral, a shitty one, but one that is better than most."

Softly snickering, the thirteen year old gave her a smirk, "Still tsundere, huh, Akebono-Nee?"

Flushing, Akebono glared at him with a huff, "I am not a tsundere!" Looking away, she scowled, "I... just find him more acceptable then most, that's all!"

Only humming, Harry nodded, "I see..."

Quickly shaking her head, the Destroyer changed the subject, "Anyways, things are changing for the better now. We're getting a new summoning pool built here and I know that we're supposed to be getting some new shipgirls at some point, so that's good. And about time too!' A frown on her face, Akebono shook her head, "Though sometimes the Fleet of Laughter visits here, so that's good as well. They already stated that they're willing to help out as needed..."

Head tilted to the side, Harry frowned, "Huh."

The Destroyer opened the door and lead him outside where he could see Nagato waiting, and the two were lead to his office. Reaching it though, the Battleship blinked and cocked an eyebrow at the Torii that was across the door, "Should I even ask?"

Facepalming, Akebono groaned some, "No, you do not. It is just because of what happened with the Fleet of Laughter when they first arrived and that is it... trust me..." Opening the door, she gestured them inside, "Anyways, the others are waiting... DAMMIT YOU FUCKING LOUSY BATTLESHIP!"

Dressed as Mutsu, Settsu leaned forward, "Ara, what do you mean?" She then waved at Nagato, "Hello, Nee-San!"

Bemused at the whole thing, the actual Nagato class member waved, "Ah, hello there again..."

Meanwhile, Harry simply snickered to himself.

Less then an hour later found Nagato pulling up to what looked like a gate with a small store next to it, currently closed. Beside the gate was a sign that stated that it was "Fubuki Farms", which she nodded at, "Well, it seems that we're here."

Around them, snow fell gently down giving the whole place a peaceful feeling. Looking out the window, Harry smiled some, "Wow, this place looks awesome."

Chuckling, the Battleship nodded some, "I believe so." Upon checking her phone, she hummed, "And it seems like our guide is nearly here."

Within five minutes, a car pulled up to the gate and a young woman hopped out in jeans and a t-shirt, completely unconcerned with the sub-zero temperatures. Opening the gate, she walked over to the car and smiled, "Itoko! You came!"

Just grinning back, Harry nodded some, "Hai, I promised, didn't I, Koyuki-San?"

Eyebrow raised, the Yuki-Onna wagged a finger at him, "Now, none of that 'San' business! You're family, so call me Koyuki-Chan or Ko-Chan... maybe even Koyuki-Nee-San if you feel like it." Turning to Nagato, she gestured with her head towards the gate, "If you'll follow me, I'll lead you up to the compound. A bit of a way to drive as our farm is pretty big."

Only smiling, Nagato chuckled, "That would be great, thanks."

With a nod, Koyuki moved aside so that the car that the shipgirl was driving could move inside, before closing and securing it. As she walked past, she shrugged, "Can't have the cows escape after all... even though they're all warm in the barns right now."

Hopping back into her car, she drove backed it up, before turning and leading them along the road. As they drove, they passed snow covered fields, which made Harry look out in interest. Soon enough, they reached the gate to a family compound which made Nagato nod as they continued to follow Koyuki's car as it turned towards a small hill. One that they noticed had a hidden entrance in it which lead down into a parking garage, which itself had various vehicles in it. Parking, the Battleship got out and helped both Harry and Hoppou out of the car. Harry then looked around in interest as Hedwig did the same on his shoulder, "You have an underground parking garage?"

Koyuki chuckled some as she twirled keys on her finger, "Hai, we used to use one of the barns on the property for parking. But... we could only expand the inside so far before it got noticeable. So we built this back in the 1980s for most of the cars and such for the clan with some strengthening charms and such to keep it safe from earthquakes and floods. Also doubles as a bunker." That got her a nod from Nagato, and she continued, "The old barn is just used for farm equipment and the Hiluxes that we use to get around the property."

Now grinning, Harry laughed some, "Those are probably good trucks to get around here in."

Snorting, the Yuki-Onna shook her head, "Well, we use them as well as some old army surplus trucks we bought from the Americans back in the 1960s. Those are really good for getting supplies and the like around." A smile on her face, she lead them out of the underground parking and closed the shutter, before heading to the gate of the compound. Opening it, she grinned, "Come on in, guys, everyone wants to meet you."

The three shared smiles themselves and followed her into the compound as the snow continued to softly fall.
 
Quick comment as I'm reading.
The Destroyer opened the door and lead him outside where he could see Nagato waiting, and the two were lead to his office. Reaching it though, the Battleship blinked and cocked an eyebrow at the Torii that was across the door, "Should I even ask?"
I can't stop laughing!

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Now that I'm finished, one last comment.
"The old barn is just used for farm equipment and the Hiluxes that we use to get around the property."
As someone who grew up in a rural village where dirt roads were the norm and only one tarred road existed that only passed through the place, Imma tell you right now that those old Toyota Hiluxes were a way of life. The village has since grown into a small town with all the amenities of modern life sneaking in, but the families that had those Hiluxes still have them, fully operational and everything over the past 20+ years.

Say what you will, but the single cab Toyota Hiluxes of the 1980s and 1990s are fucking immortal.
 
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Now that I'm finished, one last comment.
As someone who grew up in a rural village where dirt roads were the norm and only one tarred road existed that only passed through the place, Imma tell you right now that those old Toyota Hiluxes were a way of life. The village has since grown into a small town with all the amenities of modern life sneaking in, but the families that had those Hiluxes still have them, fully operational and everything over the past 20+ years.

Say what you will, but the single cab Toyota Hiluxes of the 1980s and 1990s are fucking immortal.
Yes, yes they are which is why this particular group uses them so damn often. Because they actually are more than able to deal with the rough work of the farm. And they live in Japan so they were easily able to get their hands on some, which along with magic to replace any parts needed, means that theirs are still going strong thirty years after they got them.
It came out of nowhere and I literally did a double-take over the sentence and almost did a spit-take as I started laughing.

Thank you for your story Boss Kaiju, it's so much fun reading.
:p
Like I said, I have been meaning to put it in there somewhere.
 
Yes, yes they are which is why this particular group uses them so damn often. Because they actually are more than able to deal with the rough work of the farm. And they live in Japan so they were easily able to get their hands on some, which along with magic to replace any parts needed, means that theirs are still going strong thirty years after they got them.
I just had an imagine spot of some mad man using magic to make his Hilux, 3310, and Gameboy even more durable...and I'm scared.
 
Snippet 23: SisterJeanne
OMAKE-The Sloop Jackie F(ox) Part I

Yacht SS Horizon Bringer
San Fransisco, 1969

Day One:



Captain Jacklyn Fox grinned happily as she guided her yacht past a trio of day-trippers in speedboats toward the Golden Gate. "E'en by the standards of the Red Fox o' the Sargasso Sea, this was me greatest plan yet! Get me stick-in-the-mud sisters to enjoy the open seas. A little sun, a little salt, all the lassies in bikinis as I make a wee run down the coast to Mexico tae pick up some booty in the form o' Acapulco Gold!"

After all it was the Summer of Love, Rappaport's Law had been repealed, and Delilah had informed her that MACUSA had finally dropped the arrest warrant for her oldest sister after that memorable run down the Mississippi in 1927! Nothing could go wrong....or so she thought. She was a Muramasa, after all and there was a reason the insignia of the Muramasa Clan was a dumpster fire.

The first victim....err guest was her older half-sister Colombe d'Aubigny née du Chasteler who Flooed in from from her home in Belgium. Clad in her normal haute couture with her rapier by her side along with the axe containing her tsukumogami ally Kasuyu, she was as out of place as a nun in a brothel. While she had extensive traveling experience, this would be the first time actually crewing a ship as opposed to paying for passage or serving as marine security.

"Oi! Colombe, get your swimsuit on and get on deck! Ye are wastin' daylight!"

Colombe sighed and then changed into her recently purchased and never worn yet red bikini with french lace frills. A gesture and Kasuyu formed, all six feet six inches and three hundred pounds of muscle. Ebon muscles rippled as he looked down on his Mistress and rumbled like an earthquake. "You need the vacation, Mistress Colombe."

"Yes, yes, you have told me that for the last decade, Kasuyu. And I do owe Jackie and Delilah a lot, since they are family. At least I will finally be able to meet Delilah's mother Jèzebel de Breuil and learn about my 'father' Norimune from her." A pause as the rapier stared at the axe. "Do you have to wear a bark loincloth? Pants are a thing after all, and I bought you swim trunks."

A rumbling laugh. "Why restrict myself? Your 'pants' are so confining! I will fix you an aperitif, Mistress, since you told me that my place was to be the 'cabana boy' for your trip down the coast with your half-sister."

A weary sigh answered him as Colombe headed toward the deck and carefully stowed the rapier that was her true self next to Jackie's cutlass in the weapons rack on the rail next to the hatch leading belowdecks. The rapier sighed, absently tying her long blonde hair back with some ribbons. "So you have told me repeatedly since I let you manifest. Just stay out of sight until we clear the bay. I do not wish to have to run from the law again, especially after my sister Delilah went to all the trouble of squelching the mess in Louisville back in 1927."

"As you wish, Mistress."

"Bonjour Jack----aaack!" One of the speed-boaters had decided to 'check out' the blonde tsukumogami as she stepped onto deck and his wake splashed her. A shaken fist and French oaths followed the boater as Jacklyn laughed and held onto the wheel.

"Oi, Colombe, a little sea water nae hurt a healthy lassie like you."

"I beg to differ." A haughty aristocratic sniff punctuated the declararion.

"Oh, Sis, I see you beat me here." Delilah came up from the Floo portal below decks, her green eyes narrowed as she absently tucked her auburn hair back into a long ponytail. She pivoted, showing off her modest sea-green two piece suit at the top of the ladder. "Mother will be a bit, something come up back in New York that she has to attend to." The revolver spirit placed the shoulder holster containing her true self into the weapons rack, then paused and pulled her wand from the holster next to the massive .44 caliber Colt Walker revolver that was her true self.

"Just a second, Sis." Delilah tapped the wand on the revolver and her auburn hair turned jet black as the cherrywood grips shifted to checkered ebony. "There we go." She winked at her flustered older half sisters, and casually strolled over to Jacklyn, closing the girl's mouth with an audible click before patting her cheek. "Didn't know that I could do that, Jackie?"

Jackie shook her head, automatically making a course past Alcatraz Island to the waiting Pacific. "Not a clue, Del. I'll be purser rigged and parish damned if I did."

Colombe stormed up to point a shaking finger at her sister. "Spill, Delilah! Do you have any idea how useful that would have been for me when I was wanted by the law!?"

Delilah smugly grinned and winked at the fuming Belgian rapier spirit. "Yep!"

Colombe scowled at her chuckling sisters, ignoring a seabird wheeling in and lading on the rail behind her. "I need to know that. Do you have any idea how usef-- ow! What are you OW!! doing?" She rubbed the side of her head. "What's going on?"

Jackie pointed. "Storm Albatross, they are pretty rare. Sign of good luck for a true sailor."

Colombe turned to see the seabird was curiously pecking at the gold on her hilt. "Maudit oiseau, au Diable avec toi! Shoo, Shoo!!"

The bird, unimpressed by the French oaths turning the air blue around it, decided to finish its business by defecating on Colombe's hilt.

"MERDE!!!"

The scream of pure fury and thunder of pounding feet persuaded the albatross that it would be better served to depart the scene of the crime before the Muramasa got her hands on it.

Colombe snarled in fury as she threw a hex after the retreating bird as she reached the weapons rack. Then the furious tsukumogami grabbed the butt of Delilah's revolver and began to empty all six cylinders as a follow-up. Delilah turned white with shock and then purple with rage, sprinting across the deck as Jackie began to laugh hysterically. Delilah tackled Colombe to the deck and began to punch her in an attempt to 'persuade' her sister to release her true body as the albatross began to circle the yacht, looking down on the fight with interest.

Kasuyu climbed out the hatch, clad in his bark loincloth and carrying a tray of mojitos. He stepped carefully over the squabbling sisters as they rolled around on the deck fighting over the revolver. With grace acquired by hours of watching butlers on television shows, he bowed to Jackie as the Sea Fox doubled over in laughter. "Drink Captain?"

"LET ME GO, I'LL KILL THAT FLYING RAT!!!"


"SIS! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME! GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME! YOU ARE SMUDGING ME YOU FRENCH TART!!"


Jacklyn laughed harder with tears in her eyes.
 
Snippet 24: SisterJeanne
OMAKE-The Sloop Jackie F(ox) Part II

Yacht SS Horizon Bringer
California Coast, 1969

Day Two:



Jézabel de Breuil Flooed into the main cabin of the Horizon Bringer that evening and very slowly raised one twitching eyebrow at the tableau before her. Her daughter Delilah winced and then wilted visibly under her mother's flat green-eyed disapproving stare before returning to using a towel and a glass of "Capn's Fox's Premium Rum' to clean off her puffy split lip and then start working on the set of bleeding fingernail scratches across her upper chest.

Jézabel's basilisk gaze turned on the middle sister of the scene before her, only to have the glare roll off Jacklyn like water off a duck's back as the rogue toasted her with a smug grin and a glass of hooch. Internally the witch sighed at the expected but unwelcome irreverence...just like Norimune. Jézabel fought down the pain of that thought with practiced reflexive effort honed by over a century of regret. Surprisingly, in her experience, it seemed that the cutlass was largely innocent of what had happened just before her arrival. Which also proved in Jézabel's opinion that miracles truly did happen.

Finally Jézabel turned her attention toward the third Muramasa present. Blue eyes squinted back at her from the swollen flesh of two spectacular black eyes. Considering how the familiar checkerboard pattern of a few of the massive bruises mottling the rapier spirit's face matched a certain revolver's grip, and the general disheveled appearance, Jézabel hardly needed her E.E. in Divination to determine who the half-sister responsible for her daughter's injuries was.

"Colombe d'Aubigny née du Chasteler, we meet at last." Jézabel intoned in a flat voice like a judge passing sentence on an evildoer.

Colombe shrunk down, fumbling with the polishing rag she had been using to clean bird droppings off her hilt. "Oui, Madame de Breuil," she mumbled under the weight of that disapproving stare.

"Well, I hardly need a paternity spell to determine that you three are Norimune's children." Jézabel continued, still coolly surveying the trio of tsukumogami. "You all certainly have her knack for trouble. Delilah said that you inherited a locket with your parents in a painting, Mademoiselle d'Aubigny, may I see it?"

Colombe slowly unclasped the locket from the choker at her throat and then opened it. Jézabel leaned close to look at it and then closed her eyes as tears began to fall and her voice cracked. "It is her. One hundred sixteen years and her face still haunts my dreams...." Delilah hurried to her mother's side as the stern facade shattered in a flood of tears.

"my greatest regret..." Jézabel whispered as she clung to her daughter like a lifeline. Delilah held her mother with clear concern and love in her eyes as the elder witch wept, patting her back gently.

Delilah looked at the others and carefully guided her mother out of the cabin. "Please excuse us. Norimune is a painful subject for Mère due to the circumstances of their parting."

After Jézabel recovered her composure she seated herself gracefully and surveyed the trio of spirits. "I have several pieces of information. First off, I have worked with my contacts in MACUSA, including two who have had dealings with the Magical Diet of Japan, and it seems that in fact the statement to Colombe advising her not not to seek out Norimune 'Until the Children of the Abyss and Humanity join hands in peace' seems to have been a prophecy. Although it may only apply to her, as much as it pains me, I must advise caution and recommend against traveling to Japan at this time to seek her out until the terms of the prophecy are fulfilled."

Jézabel's face darkened and her voice grew harsh. "After the recent war with Japan, MACUSA was made aware of several salient facts about Nori's condition. First, elements in the Kamo Government manipulated her into serving as a soldier, specifically by preying on her care for children." She raised her hand to still the outcries of Norimune's daughters. "Unfortunately, Nori has a soft spot for innocents in danger, and was entrapped into a war that she apparently opposed to a lesser or greater degree by monsters preying upon that care."

Jézabel sighed deeply and looked every day of her century-plus lifespan. "I suspect that if any of you had found her, you would have been used as a lever to 'ensure her cooperation'. Worse, the Kamo Government had the capabilities and intentions to commit unspeakable and unforgivable acts upon one of you if you had been close to her in the 1930s. We now know that Sub-Unit 942 held at least one Muramasa for a while and experimented on her as a 'test subject'. May God have mercy upon that poor sword's soul."

Jézabel reluctantly reached into her robes and pulled out a nomaj photograph that was charred on one corner. The naked katana blade in it was horribly mutilated inside some kind of magitech harness, with chips missing and the point of the blade snapped off.

Colombe swore vilely in French as the blood rose in her face in a swell of rage. Next to her, Jacklyn trembled, clutching the hilt of her cutlass hard enough to turn her knuckles white as her ears and tail fluffed out. Retching sounds from the porthole that Delilah had rushed to showed the youngest sister's reaction to the atrocity in the photograph.

"If you had not been warned off your hunt for Nori, Colombe, that would almost certainly have been your fate. Nori would have at first submitted to keep you safe, and when her usefulness to Kamo was done...as your prophet said. Agony and death for you both. While this danger to our family is no more; I do not know what other threats await you and her."

Colombe reluctantly nodded as Jézabel returned the photograph to her robes. "All the more reason to be patient until the way is clear. I don't like it, but what are more decades in my quest to deal with my father? Jackie, Delilah?"

Delilah returned to the table and wiped bile from her lips as she sat. "I have to agree with Mère, Sis. We have time, and eventually either the conditions will be met or Norimune will travel outside Japan to where we can meet her. I'll use my MACUSA contacts to be notified if she travels."

Jacklyn looked at the others and then shrugged. "I'll agree with that. 'Tis more adventures we can have on the Seven Seas to have tales to tell our sire when the day comes."
 
Snippet 25: SisterJeanne
OMAKE-The Sloop Jackie F(ox) Part III

Yacht SS Horizon Bringer
Tijuana, Mexico, 1969

Day Five:



Jacklyn grinned like the fox that she was named after as she anchored the Horizon Bringer at the dock. "Step lively me lassies! Tis the fleshpots callin' to us all!" She headed down to the deck to tie off the boat and run out the gangplank.

Colombe smirked as she buckled her swordbelt to her hips, then layered an additional concealment charm upon her true self. "Kasuyu, keep an eye on the boat until we return. No offense, but you are not dressed to wander around this town. Besides, Jézabel will need someone to keep an eye on her luggage until she Portkeys back from her business in New York."

The axe nodded. "I shall await Lady de Breuil's return, Mistress."

Delilah shrugged into her shoulder harness and adjusted her own concealment charms. "I suspect that Mère is just staying clear of the blast radius until you work the disasters out of your system." Butter would not melt in her smugly smiling mouth as she smirked at the bikini clad form of her oldest half-sister.

"Merde alors!" Colombe rounded on Delilah and shook a fist in her face. "I will have you know that I'm not that bad!"

"Rotterdam 1944!"

"Alcaboche Nazis! Not my fault!"

"Louisville, 1927!"

"Not my fault, that was the Klan! Filthy bigoted pigs thought I was sleeping with Reverend Sheppard!"

"Leopoldville, 1895!"

"Hippolyte set me up to be killed! I didn't have a choice and had to fight back!"

"Sarajevo, 1914!"

"I tried to stop the assassination! If that damn Auror hadn't interfered, the Great War would never have happened!!"

"Paris, 1871!"

"Rouge Communard maniacs called me an aristo and said that I was part of the evil bourgeoisie!!"

"Well you are an aristo, Sis! Metz, 1791!"

"That was the Terror! You would have done what I did for family!! You weren't even born then!"

"I wouldn't have made such a public scene! Ningbo, 1853!"

".....How'd you find out about that! Damn Taipings were banning the opium trade and boarded my ship!"

"So you admit that you were smuggling opium, Sis! And here I thought Jackie was the only rogue in the family!"

"This is because of me using you to shoot at that maudit oiseau that beshat itself upon me isn't it?!?"

"Well... yes... you smudged me and left fingerprints everywhere!! How would you like it if I grabbed you by the hilt and gave a good yank!"

"I'd like to see you try, Delilah!"

Jacklyn stepped in and placed a hand on each of the two squabbling spirits to separate them as they glared at each other. "Lassies, lassies, save that for when we get into a nice bar fight tonight. For now, the beach awaits!"



Jacklyn (L), Delilah (disguised hair and eye color in a green swimsuit), and Colombe (R) at the beach

Colombe huffed. "Betcha I'll pick up more cute guys and cute girls than you will, Jackie."

Jacklyn smirked and extended her hand. "Bet's on Colombe."

Delilah only groaned and muttered to herself. "Don't let MACUSA find out my part in what's about to happen...."
 
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Snippet 26: SisterJeanne
OMAKE-The Sloop Jackie F(ox) Part IV

Yacht SS Horizon Bringer
Tijuana, Mexico, 1969

Day Six:



Jacklyn Fox spat into her palm and extended her hand to the scarred man across from her. "Deal! Ship's at Pier 13, name's Horizon Bringer. Me First Mate will be waitin' for ye to load the Acapulco Gold aboard tonight.

"Si, Señorita Zorra." The man spat into his own dirty palm and shook hands with Jackie before taking the briefcase of dollar bills and nodding to his pair of bodyguards. "A pleasure doing business with you. Escort Señorita Zorra to the door." He turned back to the wrestling program on the radio in his office as Jackie made her exit.

Jacklyn grinned and headed out from the back room of the warehouse that she had arranged the deal to carry several hundred pounds of 'recreational chemicals' up the coast to her home port of San Fransisco. She started to whistle a jaunty tune as she stepped outside and started to head toward the sounds of music and bright lights of the 'entertainment district' where she had left her sisters. "Now to find Colombe and Delilah to celebrate...."

Her words trailed off as a glowing ocelot formed of magical energies dashed down the street and skidded to a halt in front of her.


The Patronus began to speak in Delilah's panicked tone. "I need help, Colombe's in trouble! Hurry and follow!"

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A half hour prior


"Quand la boîteuse s'en va au marché (bis)
Elle n'y va jamais sans son panier (bis)
Et elle s'en va le long de la rivière
Tortillant du cul, des fesses et du derrière!"


Colombe sang enthusiastically but badly off key as she staggered and weaved down the street, half supporting and half-leaning on Delilah as they shared swigs from an almost empty bottle of agave firewhisky marked with several warning labels. The revolver spirit was considerably the worse for wear as she staggered alongside her sister and joined in on the chorus of the obscene French drinking song as she chugged down the last of the potent magical alcohol.

"Ah! Jamais on n'a vu,non jamais vu
Un aussi beau cul que celui de la boîteuse
Ah! L'on ne verra plus, ne verra plus
Une boîteuse avec un si beau cul
Sur l'air du tralalala (bis)
Sur l'air du tralalala lala!"


Delilah giggled and elbowed Colombe as the song came to an end. "S-shay Shish, we can kinda cut through that al--all---street over there!" Her finger pointed in the general direction of an unlit alley between two building. "Betcha there's more booze that way!"

Colombe blinked owlishly and then nodded and started to stagger toward the indicated shortcut. "Del, you're right! You're a genuish, and I oughta follow your lead!"

Delilah preened as they carefully navigated the garbage-strewn passageway. "Toldja so Shish! Mère's Brainsh and other-Mom's heart, thatsh me!" she smugly declared as she flexed, then paused as Colombe suddenly doubled over next to a back door. "Whatsh wrong, Shish?"

"Ulp, hang onto me, Sis, gotta puke!" The green-faced Rapier spirit hurriedly unbuckled her sword belt and thrust the blade into Delilah's arms before starting to heave. "Wait for me down there!"

Delilah staggered down toward the end of the Alley as she heard retching sounds from behind her, then paused at a feminine cry of anger from behind her. She looked back over her shoulder to see a blonde-haired lady in a red bikini and a purple and red full mask wiping vomit off her chest and glaring at Colombe as the drunk sword leaned against the wall next to the now-opened door.


"Hija de una puta!" The masked woman hit Colombe with a punch to the jaw, screaming Spanish curses at her as the rapier shook her head and her eyes narrowed in fury as she staggered back.

Then the mystery woman doubled over as the Colombe came off the ground with a left to the pit of her stomach followed by an uppercut that knocked the other woman cold.

"Prostituée folle!" Colombe snarled as she ripped the mask off as a trophy, then threw the semi-conscious woman down the alley to land in trash heap. "Hey Shish, look what I got! Score!!"

Delilah facepalmed as her sister gave a smug smile then slipped the mask on. She then paled as a middle aged man in a suit leaned out and pointed at Colombe.

"Stop with the smoke break and get in here, your fight is about to start!" He urgently said as he half-yanked Colombe inside and slammed the door behind her.

Delilah gasped and looked at the front of the building Colombe had been dragged into. Upon seeing the posters of nomaj masked female wrestlers, her heart hit the bottom of her chambers and kept sinking. Delilah pulled a vial of Instant-Sobriety potion from her shoulder harness and with a grimace of distaste tossed it back and winced before starting to swear. "Oh no, oh shit, oh no...DAMMIT SIS!"


"Expecto Patronum!" As her ocelot Patronus formed in a swirl of silver mist as Delilah concentrated on the memories of meeting her sisters, Delilah stared at it. "Find Jackie and guide her here to help me, I'll be in there getting Sis clear!"

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By the time Jackie and the ocelot arrived on the scene, the riot started by the angry fans of the wrestling match that had just been interrupted was already in full swing.
 
Snippet 27: SisterJeanne
OMAKE-The Sloop Jackie F(ox) Finale
Yacht SS Horizon Bringer
Offshore of Tijuana, Mexico, 1969

Day Seven:



"This mess was all your fault!"

"Was not!"

"Was too!!"

"...Hggrk...someone kill me now...."

"If ye had not started that riot, I would not have half me Acapulco Gold sitting on the dock when I had to made sail! I paid top dollar for that!!"

"If you hadn't ran off to do a 'business deal' we could have kept Colombe out of the wrestling ri---...wait WHAT!!! JACKIE!!! You were smuggling drugs?!?"

"Well, duh, Del!! Cap'n Fox, Terror of the Sargasso Sea has tae keep her tail in with some acts of larceny on the high seas!"

"...please stop shouting....Mon Dieu just kill me and get it over with....my head...."

"Drinks, Lady De Breuil, Captain Fox, Mistress Colombe? Something called a 'hurricane' to celebrate the radio reports of heavy weather heading our way, perhaps?"

"Aye! A run before a nice storm gale always is more fun with rum in ye! Tae piracy and a following wind, Delilah!"

"I need to wake up and find myself home in bed! Ow, ow, don't slap me on the bruises, Jackie!!"

"...merde....the deck is heaving again....gaaah...."

"SIS!!! You just threw up again all over me!!!"

"And me!! Colombe, how could you!"

"Mistress Colombe, I will get some metal polish to see if I cannot get that green pallor off your face."

".....this is the worst trip that I have ever been on...never again."

 
Snippet 28: SisterJeanne
TRANSCRIPT OF A VOIP CONVERSATION ON PIRATE BIBLIOTHECA ADMINISTRATOR FORUM BEFORE THE HUNT FOR NORIMUNE

<DoveBlade>: "Bonjour, Jackie, what had you call me in a rush to get me in here?"

<CapnVixxen>: "Del will explain when she arrives. She's the one who asked me to call you."

<DoveBlade>: "Oh. Well. So, Jackie. What's up?"

<CapnVixxen>: "Same old, same old. Your scan of the Bái Zé Tú manuscript is generating a lot of attention, though. Two folks I am certain are museum curators have been begging me to thank you for the scans since apparently it was a lost text. Before Blood Week even. Where the hell did you find it?"

<DoveBlade>: ".... I didn't realize that it was so rare. Library of the Summer Palace outside Beijing in 1860 if I remember right. Got there before the flames reached it and shrunk and stuffed what I could grab that looked nice into my magically expanded rucksack. Same place I got my Ming vase collection in the upstairs foyer along with that gold leaf on black wall screen in my bedroom with the legend of Niulang and Zhinü. Oui, it was one of the scrolls that I unpacked from the same pack as my Mings."

<CapnVixxen>: "Have to love a lucky prize like that. Reminds me of the time I captured a brigantine in 1803 and found that she had part of the viceroy's shipment from New Spain getting sent back to Madrid. That's where I picked up that silver and emerald necklace with matching earrings I was wearing when I visited you in 1990 to celebrate Christmas. Mine by right of piracy, mmmm..."

<DoveBlade>: "Preach it, sister. That's a nice piece of jewelry. I would have loved to have it myself."

<RevolverOcelot>: "Hey guys, what's up?"

<CapnVixxen>: "Not a lot, Del. Just talking old scores where we hit the jackpot in here while we waited for you to show."

<DoveBlade>: "What Jackie said. So what has your cylinders out of alignment to call us here, Delilah?"

<RevolverOcelot>: "Just this which crossed my desk this morning."

<RevolverOcelot>: uploaded www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/with-historic-handshake-abyssal-treaty-negotiations-conclude-c38f367da

<RevolverOcelot>: "Tada! Front page of the nomaj papers no less. Clever of them to keep the whole treaty negotiations under wraps until they could hammer it out and call the journalists to photograph the signing ceremony."

<CapnVixxen>: whistles "Scupper my bilges, this Portia's a real looker. She's going to get frostbitten running around in the starkers like that, might need to heat her up in the bedroom, heh, heh."

<RevolverOcelot>: sound of hand hitting face "Jackie! I swear, I can't take you anywhere! Can you keep it in your skirt for one hour?"

<CapnVixxen>: "Nope! And you love me for it, Del!" saucy laugh

<RevolverOcelot>: long-suffering sigh

<RevolverOcelot>: "Anyway, if you can get your mind out of the gutter, you know what this means. We can finally hunt down Norimune so Colombe can have that 'chat' she has been planning for three centuries. Mère is making arrangements to join us once we locate Norimune so she can talk as well. She wants to apologize to Norimune for what happened."

<CapnVixxen>: "Just let me get her autograph and a few pictures before Colombe shreds her. Big Sister has got a lot of daddy issues built up. Hey wait, where is Colombe?"

Butterknife Bastards Theme Music Starts to Play


<RevolverOcelot>: ".... FUCK!!! We better Floo over there now to stop her before she goes off half-cocked again!"

<RevolverOcelot>: running footsteps and muffled crash in the background

<CapnVixxen>: "I'll meet you at her place, Del! Gimme a moment to call someone in here to run the site!"

<CapnVixxen>: "Del?"

<CapnVixxen>: " DEL!! You there?"

<CapnVixxen>: "Bugger me with a boarding pike. Both of them went off half-cocked. Oh well, it should be fun." laughter of thirsting gods intensifies

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Snippet 29: SisterJeanne
OMAKE-Dove's Memories

Castle Moulbaix, Belgium. 24 hours before the Hunt for Norimune sidestory



Colombe d'Aubigny-Muramasa du Chasteler stared absently at the open hard-sided suitcase on her bed. Inside a foam cutout inscribed with concealment charms waited for her sword belt and the blade that she was the avatar of. Next to it, a folder waited with a ticket for the train from Brussels to Amsterdam, and matching KLM flight passes to board from there on a flight to Moscow for a stopover, followed by heading to Narita Airport in Japan.

Behind her, a massive ebon figure loomed, overtopping her blond head by a good foot. A deep bass rumble sounded from him and she started slightly. "Mistress Colombe, I have brought the car around to the front."

"Merci beaucoup, Kasuyu." The rapier replied, her blue eyes distant. "Please take the other suitcases down to the car. I shall be a moment, and shall bring my weapon case down personally."

The African axe's avatar placed a massive hand on her shoulder and squeezed gently. "I understand, Mistress. Take as long as you need, and have no fear, I shall keep matters well in hand for you here while you find your father."

Colombe reached to the hand covering her shoulder and squeezed it in turn. "Thank you I...do not know what I would have done the last century without you."

"Gotten into trouble, no doubt." The axe laughed deeply as he grabbed the first hang-up bag with her traveling clothes.

The rapier gave a wry but smug smile. "Something like that. Since the century after we met in 1902 was so trouble-free, after all." Her eyes were distant. "I'll be down shortly, I just want...need to take a turn around the estate."

The axe nodded and carried the first bag down. Colombe looked over at a beautiful Chinese folding wall screen richly decorated with gold leaf on black-lacquered bamboo (along with several preservation charms worked into the frame) showing the legend of Niulang and Zhinü. Her eyes were distant and unfocused and she could almost smell smoke in the air....

Summer Palace, Beijing, 1860

Colombe blew open the barred door to the library with a spell-assisted kick. Her eyes teared up from the smoke where the Chinese Emperor's summer home was being put to the torch by the victorious Anglo-French forces in retaliation for the execution of their peace emissaries. Smoke in the eyes, that was it, not watching the final hours of something wonderful and precious.

Rarely in a her century and a half of wandering the globe had she seen anything so wonderful as the jewel box of ornately decorated buildings, pavilions, fountains, ponds, and gardens that had been nurtured over two millennia of Chinese existence. She couldn't resist, she had to save what she could from the onrushing flames.

"Reducio!" The screen she grasped shrank to the size of a hardcover book and she hastily stuffed it into her pack before turning her eyes to the floor to ceiling scroll racks as the smoke built around her and the flames drew closer....


Colombe blinked something that was certainly not tears from her eyes and then walked out of her bedroom, turning right to walk down the hall.

Her lips curled at a mounted display of a broken wand upon a side table. 'Cypress, twelve inches, veela hair, sturdy and unyielding' her mind automatically supplied at the sight of her wand. She slowly trailed a fingertip along the length of one half of it, wisps of silver energies following her fingers....

Beauxbatons Academy of Magic, 1724

"Madame du Chasteler! We have tried to get through to you that this is a school of refinement, taste, and one where proper respect and decorum shall be maintained!"

Colombe rolled her eyes at Headmistress de Maintenon as the witch's jowls shook and she turned an interesting shade of puce under her paint and powder to conceal the beginnings of wrinkles. The teenager's lips curled in a smug smile as she remembered how the snoring headmistress had looked when she was run up the flagpole in her nightgown thanks to Sleeping Draught in her nightcap and some charmwork.

"As much as I deeply regret it..." No you don't you old Bourbon hag, you have had it out for me since I first arrived as the 'illegitimate daughter of a Squib from the Malfoys'. "...myself, our teachers, and the more
respectable and responsible students have made numerous attempts to get you to change your ways..." If you only knew it was 'Head Boy' Gabriel Potter's idea for the sword duel on broomsticks through the halls last night, he just hides his wild streak better than I do. "...then I have no choice but to perform my duty as your instructor and Headmistress." What are you going to do, expel me?

"Hand over your wand, Madame du Chasteler."
WAIT, WHAT...YOU CAN'T....!

Colombe's face turned white as a sheet and her smug smirk vanished as she snapped back from her internal monologue to stare at the glowering Headmistress. Numbly she drew her wand from the pocket of her sky blue silk uniform and presented it with a shaking hand. The Headmistress tapped it with her own wand and the wand glowed a pale crimson, as did Colombe herself. Unnoticed by all present, so did the dueling rapier that the House Elves were loading onto the back of the magical carriage.

"
Repeat after me, Madame Du Chasteler." The Headmistress' eyes glittered as Colombe's fists balled and then slowly relaxed minutely. She wouldn't give the bitch the satisfaction of knowing that she had won.

"I am a danger to the Statute of Secrecy and my fellow witches and wizards with my poor judgement and actions." Colombe licked dry lips and repeated in a whisper.

"I have forfeited my right to use the wand which controls my magic." Colombe's eyes narrowed slightly at that last as she repeated it, since it was clear that the Headmistress did not know about Professor Aetios' private lessons in wandless magic that she had received.
Hah, just wait and see, bitch.

"I so swear that I shall never pick up a wand again to risk our fellowship...." Colombe gave the headmistress a death glare as she repeated the words of her oath.

"By my word and my bond, I am expelled from the Fraternité Des Sorciers Français, wandless and magicless."

As Colombe repeated the final words the headmistress snapped her wand in two.

With a flash the aura around the girl flashed and Colombe felt a shiver through herself as the two pieces of her wand were hurled at her feet. The rest of the student body witnessing the ceremony turned their backs on her, Gabriel Potter (sporting an impressive black eye) half a second behind the others.

Colombe picked up the halves of her wand slowly. She felt her dream of
making Papa proud as a witch to redeem someone who was born without magic die horribly and stared at the Headmistress with naked hatred on her face. Unbidden her lips curled as she hissed. "You will be sorry for this, just watch. And when that day comes I'll laugh in your face."

Colombe's lips moved in a smug smirk as she stepped back from the remains of her destroyed wand. "I did laugh when I found that she and her fellow aristocratic pigs of House de Maintenon visited Madame de Guillotine. I wish that Gabriel and his family was not caught up in the Terror, though. I miss him even now."

She walked around the corner and came to a halt at a painting hanging at the head of the grand staircase to the upstairs. Firm unwavering eyes over a pencil mustache looked back at her in measured judgement. Colombe whispered quietly into the stillness of her ancestral estate, "Papa, I hope that I made you proud of me over the last three centuries. I am the only Du Chasteler child of yours left alive, but I swore when I left for Beauxbatons as a young girl and I swear now once more that I shall make all who know of us proud of our family and our deeds."


With that promise Colombe drew herself and saluted the portrait of Jean-François du Chasteler, First Marquess of Chasteler and Moulbaix.

She then went to one knee, resting the point of her rapier on the floor as she kissed the crossguard of her true body reverently, bowing her head. "I will be back with my biological father in tow, Papa. But...thank you...thank you for forging me into what I am today with your love and care for a bastard girl who did not even come from your own loins. I have made so many mistakes, fallen so short...and yet you still guide me even today."

Her shoulders shook and tears trickled down her cheeks. "Papa... I miss you so terribly. But duty and honor calls me to leave here once more. Until I return...audieu."

With that, she stood and after a long pause, listening to echoes of days long passed save in her memory, she sheathed herself and headed to pack herself away. Norimune awaited her, after all.

A.N.-You can blame the discussion a few days ago about the collection of 'treasures' from a particularly long-lived individual such as a Dragon as being actually their memories in tangible form of experiences good and bad.
 
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