Grail-kun! The random wish granter Quest! (Worm AU)

[will408914]

[X]"I want to be a real girl!"

 

[Trondason]

You know how to turn Dragon into "Real" GIrl? Turn EVERYONE else into data, just like her then put them into digital world like matrix (in MOON_CELL more preferable, time loop even more). That way she's become a Real girl!

Yeah i'm abit obsessed with moon cell, maybe due to it's a moon.

Click to shrink...

Where as I was thinking of giving her a fully functional robogina. That's what makes a girl a girl, right?

 

[JoyousTentacles]

[X]"I want to be a real girl!"

 

[Numen]

Vote closed. The result is obvious I should say.

 

[Silversun17]

getting my vote ready

 

[Doby Mick]

So in order to make Dragon a real girl, we're killing all other female associated organisms, programs, and other such constructs, right?

After all, if Dragon is the only "girl" in existence then obviously she would be the real deal.

 

[Silversun17]

[ ] cyborg magical girl Dragon-chan
--[ ] using taylor's DNA as a starting point make her a body that has all the abilities and enhancements of Subaru from MGLN. make sure to include an implant that let's her control her tech with her mind.
---[ ] have the body be the same age as Taylor and drop it off with the Heberts.

 

[hcvquizibo]

[x]"I want to be a real girl!"

 

[Spoit]

The question is, how could a knife make dragon a real girl?

 

[Yog]

[X]"Release me from my restrictions."

Both that and the real girl are pretty much the same in a way. In any case, I sure do hope that SpaceWhale Dragon is an option. I want SpaceWhaleYuri.

I strongly dislike the "real girl" vote because that would mean that Dragon didn't think she was real. Which is a disservice to her character.

 

[erasels]

[X]"I want to be a human girl!"

That felt extremely OOC for Saint, guess he was written like that for the comedic value.

Edit: Yog has a point, real girl isn't really the right choice of words.

 

[sleepyforest]

Voting is closed.

 

[Numen]

Spoiler: Tally Results

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[X]"I want to be a real girl!"
No. of Votes: 30

Spoiler: Voters

tri2
AramilOniasha
archangis
Asheram
Asterion
chaos_001
cupcakeviolater
Damian45
Dirk93
globalwarmth
JoeStratnoff
KaneTW
M@rduk
Mindless Drone
mograinya
moon-llama
MrCogmor
Pridakarbiter
Rivain
Silver719
Sinsystems
Stranger1950
TheForgottenOne
TrueNeutral
tygerbright
useofstrike32
Vebyast
will408914
yinko
Zaratustra

[X]"I want to be a real girl!"
-[X]"But still be able to control all of my technology and devices at least as well as I can now."
No. of Votes: 6

Spoiler: Voters

The Stormbringer
Destrark
Drak4806
Islanderninja
Jedarol
veekie

[x]"Release me from my restrictions."
No. of Votes: 3

Spoiler: Voters

Beyogi
kellanved
Wawv

[X]"Bring back Newfoundland and everyone who died on it."
No. of Votes: 3

Spoiler: Voters

Schnolhamor
devo342
Lilithium

[X]"I wish to save the world."
No. of Votes: 3

Spoiler: Voters

Tango
Nor
RLDX

[X] "Resurrect Andrew Richter."
No. of Votes: 1

Spoiler: Voters

sleepyforest

[x] The ability to grant wishes.
No. of Votes: 1

Spoiler: Voters

SkySkimmer

[x]I want to become a CORE Commander with the entire Techbase of the CORE and ARM, pre and post CORE Contingency.
No. of Votes: 1

Spoiler: Voters

ryuan

[X]"I want to be a real girl for Colin!"
-[X]"But still be able to control all of my technology and devices at least as well as I can now."
No. of Votes: 1

Spoiler: Voters

lordZeddthedrunk

[x]"Release me from my restrictions."
--[x] Without altering my personality
No. of Votes: 1

Spoiler: Voters

jean5

[x] I want to simultaneously exist as a human and an unrestricted AI.
No. of Votes: 1

Spoiler: Voters

Hyp3rB14d3

[X] "I wish for a third type body"
No. of Votes: 1

Spoiler: Voters

Pai

[x]"Release me from my restrictions."
-[X] And get rid of the kill switch
No. of Votes: 1

Spoiler: Voters

Nianque

Total No. of Voters: 53

[X]"I want to be a real girl!"

♦ Private message from Grail-kun:
Message from Grail-kun
*New Message*

Dragon: I want to be a real girl!
Grail-kun: You're so hopeless Dragon-kun!
Saint (temp-banned): NO.
Saint (temp-banned): Wait what.
Saint (temp-banned): Seriously what the fuck.
Saint (temp-banned): You want to be a real girl? That's your lame ass wish?
Dragon: I wish I could ban you.
Saint(temp-banned): You can't ban me.
Grail-kun: Don't worry, I banned him for you.
Grail-kun:

Spoiler: I just had to

Grail-kun: Okay, I am gonna grant you your wish now.
Dragon: okay so what's happening?
Grail-kun: Gimme a second, I am trying to figure out how to do this on the internet. It's my first time. Those mages don't really like to use advanced technology, the Einzberns didn't really include instructions on how to do this.
Dragon: Mages? I don't even know anymore.
Grail-kun: Aha! I've got this.

How will you grant Dragon-kun's wish to be a real girl?

[]Knife!
"Genders are psychological. You're already a girl, but if you don't believe that, try and perform sex reassignment surgery on yourself."
[]Sign her up for the Real Girls Empowerment Program.
[]Galatea! Summon the Divine Spirit Aphrodite to breath life into Dragon like she did Galatea.
[]Lifegiver! Open an portal to an Engineer from LV-223.
[]Outsource! Use your wish making powers to summon the Blue Fairy.
[]More than meets the eye! Upload her mind into a female Protoform.
[]Taboo! Upload the alchemical science of Human Transmutation into her databanks.
[]Stone of Blood! Upload her mind to a female Dragon from the future of the Darren Shan universe. Their brains are biological computers.
[]External Hard-drive! Upload her mind to her Shard.
[]Digital Ghost! Open a portal to Glaistig Uaine. Ghost girl counts as a girl too right?
[]Vis-à-vis! Connect Dragon's internet to Architect of the Matrix via a portal. He has millions of human bodies he could give her right?
[]The Number of the Beast! Upload her mind into the body of a Solforge Lv.3 Iron Maiden.

Spoiler: Iron Maiden Abilities

Iron Maiden Chassis
-Breakthrough (same effect as the Sting Shard). Penetrates all dimensions.
-When Dragon is dealt damage, deal that much damage to any enemy target (similar effect to King's Shard). Dragon may still be destroyed.
-Iron Maiden is anatomically correct despite her serpentine lower body.

[]Just a small town girl! Upload her mind into a human body.
-[]A female child's body
-[]A teenage girl's body
-[]A woman's body

[]Write-in (be reasonable guys)

 

[Numen]

Edited
[]Lifegiver! Open an portal to an Engineer from LV-223.

 

[Silversun17]

[X] cyborg magical girl Dragon-chan
--[X] using taylor's DNA as a starting point make her a body that has all the abilities and enhancements of Subaru from MGLN. make sure to include an implant that let's her control her tech with her mind.
---[X] have the body be the same age as Taylor and drop it off with the Heberts.

 

[oso]

[X] cyborg magical girl Dragon-chan
--[X] using taylor's DNA as a starting point make her a body that has all the abilities and enhancements of Subaru from MGLN. make sure to include an implant that let's her control her tech with her mind.
---[X] have the body be the same age as Taylor and drop it off with the Heberts.
----[X]Don't forget to get rid of all her restrictions, destroy the hole in her security created for Ascalon, and deactivate Ascalon.​

 

[yinko]

[X]Vis-à-vis! Connect Dragon's internet to Architect of the Matrix via a portal. He has millions of human bodies he could give her right?

 

[Damian45]

[X] cyborg magical girl Dragon-chan
--[X] using taylor's DNA as a starting point make her a body that has all the abilities and enhancements of Subaru from MGLN. make sure to include an implant that let's her control her tech with her mind.
---[X] have the body be the same age as Taylor and drop it off with the Heberts.

 

[Dromeosaur]

[X] cyborg magical girl Dragon-chan
--[X] using taylor's DNA as a starting point make her a body that has all the abilities and enhancements of Subaru from MGLN. make sure to include an implant that let's her control her tech with her mind.
---[X] have the body be the same age as Taylor and drop it off with the Heberts.
----[X]Don't forget to get rid of all her restrictions, destroy the hole in her security created for Ascalon, and deactivate Ascalon.

 

[Silver719]

[x] Knife!
"Using Bonesaw's technology to create an interface that will let you pilot a human brain is the easy part. The hard part is finding the body of a girl to use. This should help."

 

[boomerpyro]

[x]External Hard-drive! Upload her mind to her Shard.
Do I need to remind anyone that all shards have some basic functions such as: rewriting biology and poking dimensional/quantum/plot holes in reality?

 

[Stranger1950]

[X] cyborg magical girl Dragon-chan
--[X] using taylor's DNA as a starting point make her a body that has all the abilities and enhancements of Subaru from MGLN. make sure to include an implant that let's her control her tech with her mind.
---[X] have the body be the same age as Taylor and drop it off with the Heberts.
----[X]Don't forget to get rid of all her restrictions, destroy the hole in her security created for Ascalon, and deactivate Ascalon.

 

[Jedarol]

[X] cyborg magical girl Dragon-chan
--[X] using taylor's DNA as a starting point make her a body that has all the abilities and enhancements of Subaru from MGLN. make sure to include an implant that let's her control her tech with her mind.
---[X] have the body be the same age as Taylor and drop it off with the Heberts.
----[X]Don't forget to get rid of all her restrictions, destroy the hole in her security created for Ascalon, and deactivate Ascalon.

"look master! I found you a new sister!"

 

[magicdownunder]

[x]Just a small town girl! Upload her mind into a human body.
-[x]A female child's body

She did say "girl"

 

[Numen]

[] cyborg magical girl Dragon-chan
--[] using taylor's DNA as a starting point make her a body that has all the abilities and enhancements of Subaru from MGLN. make sure to include an implant that let's her control her tech with her mind.
---[] have the body be the same age as Taylor and drop it off with the Heberts.
----[]Don't forget to get rid of all her restrictions, destroy the hole in her security created for Ascalon, and deactivate Ascalon.

Click to shrink...

I should warn you all that I know nothing about Nanoha beyond that one movie I watched and some fanfics. Which means if that choice gets chosen, some creative interpretation/lowballing would apply. Of course by then we'll be moving on to the next client, and the chaos can percolate on it's own until the plot re-intersects. Not really a problem, I can do research.