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Gotta catch 'em all!
Clearly the best solution is to kill Ichigo and take his place.
God damn it, Finagle.Hollows are creatures of instinct, and their powers are developed on instinct; it shouldn't be too difficult to learn how to open a Garganta.
NomsIt tastes kind of like chicken, actually.
When you're done you slash the rest with your zankaputo and send it off to Soul Society to be cleansed. Not enough room in the fridge to keep it.
We'll show them! We'll go to Soul Society on our own and steal Rukia without telling anyone![X] Swallow your pride and moderate your emotions
Can we not fall for the blindingly obvious reverse psychology ploy, please? I would be totally fine with going to SS, but doing it because someone told us that we can't is just too painful. Now, being the incarnation of instincts of Ichigo of all people does not exactly make rational decision-making out forte, but we can at least try not to be as big a dummy as he is. Let's try and be a better half of him, I say. We'll figure out how to get there once we calm down a bit, otherwise we might just strand ourselves in the middle of seireitei, or something equally ridiculous.
Being a pawn in Urahara vs. Aizen plotkai is not my idea of fun, I aim for a rook at least.