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chibipoe said:
Query: I require examples of half-formed thoughts. Nothing explicit, but I'll allow some off-color. Just like random thoughts you have through the day. 1 per person each. Some will even make it into 4.1.
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"Oooh new update!" :p

More seriously though, "Did they really just do that...?".
It's One of the more common thoughts I have on the way to work and while there, since there are apparently lots of idiots on the roads around where I live (like the guy who did a full loop round a mini roundabout with two exits, before deciding that nope it was the first one he wanted. He nearly cleaned the guy in front of me, cause the onslip is after both exits.)
Either that or the old lady who came into the cafe I work at and took a seat out of the store so she could sit at the taxi phone and wait... People be crazy :p
 
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"- but I don't... no, no, wouldn't work, shut up... already had some earlier this week anyway, and he didn't even compliment it... bastard..."
 
"Yeah, that would be cool. Oh shit that guy is staring at me. Did he hear me think that. No, that's dumb. Why won't he look away? Bricks, think of bricks."
 
"What is that sound? Find it and smother it!" -My wife, whom I love so dearly ;)

"The fuck? Fuck you! I AM RIGHT HERE! I have your KEYS!" -me, when the car alarm went off while I was changing its air filter. I was not amused.
 
"Glenn, that's a terrible idea."

"But..."

"TERRIBLE! As in, I'd rather be shot into Ellisburg with a trebuchet level of terrible. Now get out of my office."
 
"nopenopenopenopenope"
"Wait, I needed to get the car to the mechanic."
"This is inefficient."
"Alright, I suppose I should apologize to her."
 
chibipoe said:
Eh? Within hours of one update, you expected another? That takes a bit more time for me to produce.
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I'd like to believe you've got the entire thing written out, just sitting on a hard drive, and only release it slowly to tease people who're impatient.

Sure, that's probably not the case at all, but it helps when I point and laugh at people demanding updates from authors doing things for free.

chibipoe said:
Query: I require examples of half-formed thoughts.
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'wait... what was I thinking about before?'

Also:
*insert chorus/snippet of a random song here*
Then add the additional "Oh god it's stuck in my head again!"s it provokes.

... Near. Far. Where eeeeeeeever you are.

I'm sorry if that sticks with any of you.[/blatantlies]
 
Finbar said:
Don't forget.....until you see the Body, he isn't dead.

I'm working on the assumption that Coil survived.
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Even had the Author not stated Coil is most definitely toast, I dare you to feasibly explain anyone within the Phoenix's range living when she wants them dead. Especially someone as brittle and bog-standard human as Coil.
 
"-man, she's right there! Stop staring at her like an idiot and talk already!"

Also, you made New Edition into a Parahuman Group. That's awesome and you're awesome for doing it.

I imagine that they avoided Brockton Bay like the plague though...

 
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kokuenDG said:
Also, you made New Edition into a Parahuman Group. That's awesome and you're awesome for doing it.
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I had to rearrange the wording a little bit because it made sound like it was some group with a song called New Edition.

The important question: Is this NE with Johnny Gill or Bobby Brown? I.E. Before they kicked Brown to the curb. Hm... maybe the stress of dealing with BB made the others trigger.
 
"-then jump under the table, flip it and use it as a battering ram. Pick up the cop's gun and shoot-"

EDIT: By one of the weird people (including me) who tries to (and occasionally succeeds at) having a plan to kill everyone they meet. Because it's polite.
 
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"Path to Ordering at Fugly Bob's. Step: turn left at the next street. Mmmmmm. I can't wait."
 
Please tell me we get to hear the path to bit, because that would be hilarious.
Pyrotech51 said:
I've always thought of Contessa's power as sounding like the internal monologues of Holmes and Moriarty in the two movies, just with 'path to' and 'path completed' prefixes and suffixes appended into it.
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You know, I suddenly have an urge to read a story about a normal Sherlock Holmes solving cases in worm and everyone going 'Oh, your a cape right?' And him just handing over the brain scans.
 
bluekun said:
Wait, there was an update? When did-(Checks Threadmarks, repeatedly bashes head against table) How did I miss the previous update...
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It happens.

Sometimes the forums just forget to update your notifications, and a thread will go off into the aether until you check your watched threads listing or another unique alert is triggered.
 
bluekun said:
Wait, there was an update? When did-(Checks Threadmarks, repeatedly bashes head against table) How did I miss the previous update...
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Who else thought that this happened?
Seclorum said:
It happens.

Sometimes the forums just forget to update your notifications, and a thread will go off into the aether until you check your watched threads listing or another unique alert is triggered.
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I have been fortunate enough to not have this happen to me yet... or at least I think so... oh goddammit now I have to go look through all of my watched threads again... *grumble grumble*
 
Airier said:
Anyone else think that Armsmaster is going to present the Mass Killing as something Coil was responsible for?

It makes sense to blame the secretive Super-Villain on site for the dead bodies. Not to mention Sirin wouldn't be a first guess because her MO is more blunt force TK, not decapitation by blowing up heads (the giant fireball can be pined on her, though, if Armsmaster does get everyone to connect her to the Phoinex that Appeared over Winslow).
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Coil is to blame for all the death and destruction, if only because he thought he could hold the Phoenix without FIRE!!!!

chibipoe said:
Query: I require examples of half-formed thoughts. Nothing explicit, but I'll allow some off-color. Just like random thoughts you have through the day. 1 per person each. Some will even make it into 4.1.
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"She's got nice big breasts, but her friend has a good handful and that counts when pushing her against the wall in a frenzy of- oh shit! She saw me staring!"
 
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