For the record? I am in fact playing pokemon gen 4 and 5 for research, though I've calmed down on the pokemon fic. That being said? I need a moment to rant about gen 4. First things first it's a new region… and you just keep showing me more and more and more gen 1 pokemon the absolute hell is wrong with the development team, the whole point of new regions is to show off new pokemon stop being stingy? Second almost all those gen one pokemon are trade evolutions you fucking jackasses! I don't want to rely on trades to build my team you fucking lunatics! Then! Then! I go looking for a misdreavus because I do want to get in some real practice in case that story idea goes anywhere and gen four introduced it's evolution… you can't get one without trading from a different game!!! Who the god damned hell thought that made any sense! Finally, I'm six badges in, wander into someones house and she offers to trade me a haunter! I'm over the moon! finally an easy shot at a powerful ghost! I hunt down what she want's, make the trade…. And she laughs at me because she gave the damn thing an everstone!!!! Who is the brain dead villain responsible for this travesty against my sanity?!

Fuck you Nintendo!!!!
 
I don't want to rely on trades to build my team you fucking lunatics
Gen 4's the one where they added the Global Trade system, so making trade evolution pokemon more common was a good idea back then, since you could literally just put up a haunter to trade for a haunter or whatever. It's more annoying now, since the servers were shut down almost a decade ago

Finally, I'm six badges in, wander into someones house and she offers to trade me a haunter! I'm over the moon! finally an easy shot at a powerful ghost! I hunt down what she want's, make the trade…. And she laughs at me because she gave the damn thing an everstone!!!!
Fuck Mindy.
 
I've always thought that Nintendo and TPC generally show an incredible amount of contempt for their player base. Just splitting the games into two like they always have feels scummy, forcing people to either buy two different copies, or requiring access to trades in order to get a complete pokedex. They also feel like they have gotten to the point where they are releasing the bare minimum low effort product that they can (*cough*scarlet and violet*cough*) in order to keep pulling in cash.
 
I've always thought that Nintendo and TPC generally show an incredible amount of contempt for their player base. Just splitting the games into two like they always have feels scummy, forcing people to either buy two different copies, or requiring access to trades in order to get a complete pokedex. They also feel like they have gotten to the point where they are releasing the bare minimum low effort product that they can (*cough*scarlet and violet*cough*) in order to keep pulling in cash.
It's probably a mix of reasons. One guy thinks it's a great way to get(force) different Pokemon fans to interact with one another, and another guy thinks it's a good way to sell more copies. I seriously doubt everyone in Nintendo is a lazy, money-grubbing monument to the soullessness of corporations.
 
First things first it's a new region… and you just keep showing me more and more and more gen 1 pokemon the absolute hell is wrong with the development team, the whole point of new regions is to show off new pokemon stop being stingy?
On the plus side, Gen 5 (well, Black and White, not B2W2) are ONLY new Pokémon until the postgame.
 
On the plus side, Gen 5 (well, Black and White, not B2W2) are ONLY new Pokémon until the postgame.
That's kind of nice to look forward to actually. Thanks.

Semi related note. If I do write a pokemon fic? I swear on my personal library and everything I've written, grunts, admins, top brass evil nutjobs? Murdering the piss out of them for the sheer catharsis of it all because good fucking grief these people get stomped rant and then are just allowed to walk away while my whole team is healthy it's enough to drive me to drink now that I'm not a kid and recognize the sheer stupidity of it all.
 
Semi related note. If I do write a pokemon fic?
What kind of outdoor job would you like to do if given a second chance in a new world with a new body? Do that, but with Pokemon.

Or you could dress up like a Pokemon and go around the world, beating up the criminals of various regions as the vigilante Zubatman.
 
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Been binge reading red hood fics, because fuck batman, am now contemplating….. many different ideas I don't know enough about DC to write but are going to marinate in my brain but I have to ask… has seriously no one thought of Taylor mentored by Jason Todd before today because can you imagine?!?!?!
 
Been binge reading red hood fics, because fuck batman, am now contemplating….. many different ideas I don't know enough about DC to write but are going to marinate in my brain but I have to ask… has seriously no one thought of Taylor mentored by Jason Todd before today because can you imagine?!?!?!
I think I have, but not in a lot of detail; just 'hey, this is an interesting thought.'
 
Yes. Can you go ahead and write that? I mean... You've already got like half a dozen extant stories, but that's one that could have legs.
Soooo look I haven't had internet since before Christmas. Power outage fried my router and they decided to hike prices recently. So I've been trying and failing to find a new provider which is why I haven't written anything recently…. And despite all that I did in fact start a snip of Taylor going to Jason Todd for vigilante lessons on my phone because apparently I just have to torture myself.
 
I haven't had internet since before Christmas. Power outage fried my router and they decided to hike prices recently. So I've been trying and failing to find a new provider
Fair. That sucks.
which is why I haven't written anything recently
I mean... Computers don't need internet to do word processing. Word, Libre Office, etc. I guess what I'm trying to convey is my confusion here.
start a snip ... on my phone
This is where I have to ask: do you only write in the forum form entry?
 
Baby Skitter in DC
AN: no beta, sorry @Functionality way to annoying to do everything from my phone, I swear I'm going to get my internet sorted out! Promise! But ughhh yeah I decided to make everyone cry. So fair warning.

Police commissioner Gordon pulled up outside of Arkham Asylum to a scene of complete chaos, lines of body bags and a dark haired little girl no older than six hiding behind a group of officers loudly demanding to be "rested" and flinching away every time one of the bats stepped closer only to start demanding to be "rested" even louder. She wasn't even looking at the Bats. She just seemed to know when one stepped closer and immediately moved to make sure an officer was between her and whatever vigilante seemed to be trying to get to her.

"What on earth is going on here?!" Gordon demanded. Stomping over to the knot of officers and the screaming child. "Bat's give us some space! You're terrifying the kid!"

Cautiously the bats stepped back as Gordon kneeled down.

"Now miss, why are you demanding my officers arrest you?" Gordon tried his best to make his voice soothing in the hope of calming the kid down.

The little girl looked at him from behind another officer's legs before stepping out and holding out her wrists.

"You gotta 'rest me, mister officer. Once you 'rest me they can't beat me up, that's the rules. I broke the other rules and that means they get to beat me up until I'm 'rested. So please 'rest me first! I know I broke the rules, but I don't want them to beat me up!" The girl near shrieked at the end, and gestured wildly with her wrists, demanding to be put in cuffs.

"What rules did you break, kid? Because I promise the bats don't beat up kids." Gordon asked.

The girl did not calm down and pushed her wrists forward even more insistently.

"Yes they will! Because I broke the two biggest rules and that means they'll beat me up, and break my bones, and then they'll throw me in Arkham! I don't want them to break my knees! I gotta be able to run away from the bad people when they put me in Arkham so I need my knees! Even if I got most of the bad people already there's always more, and they're gonna make sure I can't use my bugs again so I really, really, really need to be able to run away so I need my knees! Now you gotta 'rest me 'fore they break em!" The girl cast a terrified look over her shoulder at the very uncomfortable looking bat clan.

"Easy, easy, I'm not going to let them break your knees, and I'm not going to throw you in Arkham. Just tell me what rules you broke." Gordon said.

"'M a Meta." The girl muttered, lower lip stuck out in a pout. "Batman hates metas. But it's not my fault. I was born that way, and I was born here. Not fair that he can kick me out."

For the first time in just about anyone's recollection Batman seemed to wilt.

"And what's the other rule you broke?" Gordon asked, giving Batman a very unimpressed look over the girl's head.

The girl fidgeted and spoke slowly, hesitantly.

"Mommy and Daddy said not to hurt people with my powers because that's mean. And I could hurt them really, really badly. And that's wrong." She fidgeted. "But they also said, if I had to protect myself, I should do whatever it takes. Even if that means the bad people trying to hurt me die."

Gordon blinked, looked at the long row of body bags and tried very very hard not to throw up or show just how rattled he was really feeling.

"What's your name miss?" Gordon asked.

"Taylor." She answered.

"Taylor, did you kill all these people?"

"… I needed to be safe. I had to 'tect myself from bad people. And they died. And that meant Batman would find out, and beat me up, and throw me in Arkham, and then I'd have been in there with all the bad people and I'd have died. Like, like Mommy and Daddy. And no one gets away from Batman so… so if I got the bad people 'fore you 'rested me then, then even in Arkham I'd have a chance." The little girl had tears running down her face and she was very firmly presenting Gordon with her wrists again.

"Please 'rest me." The girl asked quietly. Seeming to lose all her fight to exhaustion.

Gordon very slowly pulled out his handcuffs and closed them just enough that they wouldn't fall off then pulled the girl into a hug. The little body shook against his and he tried to convey just how angry he was about all of this to the lineup of quietly horrified vigilantes.

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The entire bat clan was gathered around the bat computer, even Oracle had chosen to join them in person for this. The screen was split into quarters each showing the view from one corner of a police interrogation room. Taylor sat on one side of the table fidgeting with the handcuffs she wore the way most children would pick at a security blanket.

The investigator across from the girl did his best to smile for the child but it didn't take someone of the bat clan's skill to see how forced the smile really was.

"I guess… I guess it all started when Mr. Nightwing lied to me." Taylor said, not looking up from her cuffs. "He saved me, but he couldn't save Mommy and Daddy. He told me it was going to be ok because the Joker was caught and wouldn't be able to hurt me, and he said the police would find someone to look after me."

"And why was that a lie?"

"Because none of the bad people stay caught. Daddy said no one will be safe while the bad people are alive. Mommy told him not to say that in front of me, but she didn't say he was wrong. It was a really dumb lie."

Richard Grayson sort of crumpled in on himself at that declaration.

"And the people I was sent to live with talked to someone on the phone about selling me." Taylor continued. "Mommy said if anyone wanted to take me, or sell me, or make me take drugs or anything like that I should sting them with all the bees. Only there wasn't a beehive I could reach, and I don't want to make bees sting people because the bees die when they sting someone, but there was a big wasp nest so I used them instead. They yelled a lot when I stung them and then they fell down and didn't get back up. And, and I realized I killed them." Taylor shook in her seat.

Stephany Brown buried her head in her hands and forced herself to take deep breaths.

"I did what Mom and Dad said I was supposed to do. But I killed them and that means I'm a villain and that meant the bats would find me and beat me up and throw me in Arkham."

Taylor shivered and gave herself the best approximation of a hug she could manage while cuffed.

Barbara Gordon without meaning to let slip a small noise distress.

"But, but I started thinking! Batman doesn't beat people up after they're arrested! So I just had to bring myself to Arkham before they caught me! So I started walking." She stopped talking to play with her cuffs.

Tim Drake muttered curses under his breath.

"But then I remembered that all the bad people are locked up there and if I got locked in there with them they'd kill me like they killed Mommy and Daddy." She started to shake and tears began to well up in her eyes.

Alfred Pennyworth released a breathless sigh. As he wrestled to maintain control of his emotions.

"They said to do whatever it takes to protect myself, no matter what. And I was already going to be locked up in Arkham forever and ever so… so if I was gonna end up there forever anyway I couldn't make it worse and, and if I killed all the bad people in Arkham they wouldn't be able to hurt me after I'm 'rested and my friends won't have to worry about getting hurt or losing their parents either!" The girl was crying but she kept right on talking.

Cassandra Cain shook in place where she stood. Hard won words abandoning her in her distress.

"So I kept going, and I grabbed every dangerous bug I could find and any time someone started acting weird I scared 'em off with bugs. Then… no building's ever really bug proof and Arkham's really not bug proof, but I couldn't tell the bad people from the workers with my bugs so I had to wait for them to all be locked up in their rooms to be sure I'd only hurt the bad people."

"Bug senses are weird, but I learned, I learned to understand… They screamed, they screamed so much and I hate it hate it hate it!" Taylor sucked in deep ragged breaths through gasps and tears. "But Mommy and Daddy said to do whatever it takes to be safe, and they said no one's safe while the bad people in Arkham are alive. And, and, they're gone, and Nightwing lied, and people wanted to sell me, and I just wanna be safe!"

The investigator stood up, circled the table and pulled the girl into a hug. Taylor sobbed into the embrace.

Jason Todd sucked in a long breath, then stepped forward to shut off the video feed, taking the mouse from Bruce Wayne's hand to do it.

"Barbie," Jason spoke with the deadly calm of forced restraint, "think you had better reach out to the league and find out who would be willing to take her in. Maybe see if Wonder Woman would let her grow up on Themyscira."

Bruce blinked and looked up at Jason.

"Don't even think about it, Bruce. That kid is sitting there, messed up beyond belief with more than a hundred deaths on her hands because she did the best she could with a six year olds understanding." Jason leaned forward, looming over Bruce.

"She killed all those people to be safe. To be safe from the crazies, to be safe from the justice system, and to be safe from us, from you. We are getting her out of this city, even if I have to raid police headquarters and do it myself. We are getting her out of this city and you will not try to force your morals and code on that girl because if you try that with her the way you always do. All that would do is compound her guilt, and break her even more." Jason snarled and Bruce flinched back.

"So we are going to get her out, and get her actual competent therapy instead of the bullshit at Arkham. And she is going to have the chance to grow up safe like she always deserved somewhere far away from here." Jason said.

Bruce opened his mouth to protest but Jason stared him down, unwavering, until Bruce backed down with a nod. Jason snorted dismissively and turned to walk away.

"Joker's finally dead and I can't even celebrate after watching this shit. God I hate this city." Jason's parting remark hung in the air until the sound of his bike engine filled the cave as he left.
 
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I haven't seen a story this emotional in awhile, you really nailed the terrified child that brings out our protective instincts. Definitely looking forward to seeing where Taylor ends up if you continue.
 
This was a pretty interesting way of giving the Bat Family a reminder that morality doesn't have to be complicated. Although, I do like to remind myself that Batman hands his villains over to the US government. It really shouldn't be his fault that the government doesn't want to execute the Joker, and he really doesn't deserve to be blamed when the government can't keep the Joker from escaping.


Be neat to see other people's reactions to the little girl who killed most of Batman's villains, anyway.
 
This was a pretty interesting way of giving the Bat Family a reminder that morality doesn't have to be complicated. Although, I do like to remind myself that Batman hands his villains over to the US government. It really shouldn't be his fault that the government doesn't want to execute the Joker, and he really doesn't deserve to be blamed when the government can't keep the Joker from escaping.


Be neat to see other people's reactions to the little girl who killed most of Batman's villains, anyway.
I mean on a base level I actually agree with you Batman should not be allowed to play judge jury and executioner. That's just an all around terrible idea. But the situation is more nuanced that just that boiler plate summary. The man is stupid rich with political influence and supposed to be this amazing detective but he never does anything to even try and fix the system. He could fund the development of a better prison and asylum all on his own, staff them exclusively with people who pass a bat approved background check, but instead he just keeps playing the same tired losing strategy and everyone else pays the price.

So if you ask me to pick a super hero morality in a world where the system never changes and no one stays in jail? Red Hood has a point. But DC couldn't admit that so when they brought him back it was hopped up on crazy murder juice and twisted round and round by Talia before being set loose. So he came back as clearly the villain and clearly wrong and thus Batman's moral superiority was ensured for another day. If instead he came back sniped the joker and laid down a line in the sand and enforced it? Lot harder to discredit that.
 
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I mean on a base level I actually agree with you Batman should not be allowed to play judge jury and executioner. That's just an all around terrible idea. But the situation is more nuanced that just that boiler plate summary. The man is stupid rich with political influence and supposed to be this amazing detective but he never does anything to even try and fix the system. He could fund the development of a better prison and asylum all on his own, staff them exclusively with people who pass a bat approved background check, but instead he just keeps playing the same tired losing strategy and everyone else pays the price.

So if you ask me to pick a super hero morality in a world where the system never changes and no one stays in jail? Red Hood has a point. But DC couldn't admit that so when they brought him back it was hopped up on crazy murder juice and twisted round and round by Talia before being set loose. So he came back as clearly the villain and clearly wrong and thus Batman's moral superiority was ensured for another day. If instead he came back sniped the joker and laid down a line in the sand and enforced it? Lot harder to discredit that.
And THAT is the fault of the seemingly irresistible need for DC and Marvel to maintain the status quo, and, of course, their most popular, marketable characters in their most popular, marketable incarnations.
 
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