An argument could definitely be made that Voldemort might scope out her mind on general principle upon first meeting her just as a practice done with everyone he deals with, but equally, he would stand to very quickly catch on that, one way or another, something is seriously off. He's good enough at what he does to casually pry as a matter of course, and good enough to reasonably know when to stop.

That's pretty much what I meant. By no means am I saying he won't attempt Legillimency, because he's the kind of paranoid bastard who would routinely do so even with his minions, but he'd probably stop very quickly after.

An amateur!? No one had endured his Cruciatus curse before. No one could endure! It had to be some trick! Voldemort snarled and aimed his wand at her once more.

Harry did endure it, not nearly as well as you depicting Taylor doing so, but he was still dealing with the after effects of the Crucio during his Graveyard duel.

Granted Voldy probably was going slightly easy on him because he wanted to gloat and kill Harry in a duel, but it's not unknown for people to do that. The real danger with the Cruciatus is being exposed repeatedly for tens of minutes. That's what happened to the Longbottoms. Still I imagine both the Imperius and Cruciatus Curses won't be very effective if at all on Taylor. Fun Omake.
 
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@Windborne sleeping situation… hadn't considered that one but unless the common room is 500ft^2 I'm going to give them a pass on that one… which will be interesting when Taylor has to deal with two gossip queens…. I might need to think this one over some more…

Why couldn't I be one of those people that got peer pressured into drinking before I turned 21? No instead I'm here going on 30 getting peer pressured into starting a story thread…..

Fucking fuck. It was awesome btw I'm just wishing my muse would stop doing this shit to me. You sit on that omake and be ready to repost it. Let me see if I remember how to make a new thread.
 
@Windborne sleeping situation… hadn't considered that one but unless the common room is 500ft^2 I'm going to give them a pass on that one… which will be interesting when Taylor has to deal with two gossip queens…. I might need to think this one over some more…

It might be? If you want to go by the Hogwarts Legacy version (the upcoming game) it certainly is. The entire Gryffindor tower definitely is, it's got multiple levels for all the dorms because if I remember correctly it is very much separated for the genders, with boys and girls getting separate subtowers. I think there's a charm that prevents any male from going up the females stairs by making them act like a slide temporarily, or that may just be a fan creation.
 
Nope the slide is Canon. Ron complains when he sets it off because Hermione can get into the boys dorms, but not the other way around.
 
Nope the slide is Canon. Ron complains when he sets it off because Hermione can get into the boys dorms, but not the other way around.

I was pretty sure it was, but I haven't read a Potter book in over a decade. Mainly because I'm a Harmony (Harry and Hermione) shipper and Rowling really fucked over Hermione in the last book in that respect. Taylor is so not going to put up with Ron's shit I'm really looking forward to seeing it.
 
The pairs in the books felt weird when I read the books. I just shrugged and when 'ehh' and moved on, even if it didn't make sense to me. It was the end of the series anyway.
 
Creme Brûlée 2
AN: More of that Worm KHR Fusion which has been officially named Creme Brûlée by reader suggestion. Thanks go out ot my beta reader @Functionality.


{}{}{}{} Taylor

My eyes opened to an unfamiliar ceiling, a pressure in my bladder, and an empty chasm in my stomach.

For an instant Dad's death replayed itself behind my eyes. With everything I had I wrenched my thoughts away and went looking for a bathroom. I couldn't let myself think about that now. If I did I would breakdown… and I wasn't really sure I'd be able to put myself back together if that happened.

I had no one, and nothing. The world was full of people who used crazy fire magic and I was one of them. Nothing made sense and if I let myself stop moving…

I was hungry, starving. I really needed to eat.

Wandering down the hall I found a kitchen. It wasn't fully stocked, but there were a bunch of essentials so…

I guess I would cook. Yes, I'd cook enough to fill myself up and more for the girls that let me sleep in their guest room, as a thank you.

{}{}{}{} Aisha

Our crummy hideout at its best might smell like pizza and sweat. So, waking up to the smell off eggs and… was that hot dog, or sausage I was smelling? But more than that there were flames in the air. Sky Flames, calling out, inviting me closer. Making the dump we lived in feel warm, and safe.

Wandering down the hall and rubbing the sleep out of my eyes I was greeted with the sight of Taylor working over the stove. Orange flames seemed to drip off her hands and over the pan and food.

"The hell?"

What was she doing burning Flames like that right after waking up from a two day crash? Did she want to send herself right back to sleep?

"Yo, Tay."

The girl turned to look at me with black eyes flecked with orange. She wasn't going full burn right now. That's good, but she really needed to stop throwing Flames like that or she was going to kill herself.

"Girl you gotta stop using your Flames. You were out for two day's last time. If you don't get them under control you're going right back to dreamland. That ain't healthy."

Tay looked down at her hands and then back at me before turning back to the cooking with almost frantic movements.

"I, I don't know if I can stop… If I stop, I'm going to remember, if I remember I'm going to fall apart. I have to keep it together. I can't-"

Aaaah, shit.

Walking over I turned off the burner and pried the pan out of her hands. She tried to argue, but I just pushed her away from the stove before giving the taller girl a hug. For a minute she just sort of trembled in place. Then she gripped me for dear life and started bawling her eyes out. She was still leaking a little bit of Sky Flame, but it was a lot less.

Maybe Sky's just always leak a little Flame? Or maybe that's just Sky's that don't have guardians… fuck it, ask Lisa later. Comfort Sky now.

{}{}{}{}

Lisa had wandered in a few minutes after Tay started crying, helped me get her to eat, and then we put her back to bed to rest some more.

Now? Now the two of us were eating the leftovers and trying not to moan like hookers.

"This doesn't even make sense! It's eggs, diced up hotdogs, and toast. It shouldn't taste this good!" I said before stuffing another bite in my mouth.

"You said she was using her Flames?" Lisa asked between bites.

"Yeah, but why would that matter?"

"Harmony, Aisha. At a guess she made the flavors work together better."

"… It tastes like home." I muttered. "Like, it's nothing like my Mom's shit cooking, but it makes me feel like when I was little and Brian made coco or…" Well, that was the only example that really came to mind.

"… Sky Flames... Harmony. There's a reason everyone wants to find a Sky to bond with." Lisa shot a look toward the spare bedroom.

"And this isn't even a bond. This is just a bit of her Flames." I said before savoring another bite. "Think we could sell this to the gangs? If I had money, I'd pay out the ass for this."

Lisa gave me a look.

"Why are you thinking about money when we have a chance to bond with a Sky?" She hissed.

"I'm sorry, weren't you the one insisting we not get our hopes up? Something, something, bonding with a Sky's a pipe dream? And don't we need a whole bunch of money to skip town?"

"Ok, yes, I said all that, and it's still true, but that was before I knew the Sky was our age! And, you know, not affiliated with anyone that might want to kill us!" Lisa waved her fork in the air. "We might actually have a shot at Harmony if there aren't any major personality clashes."

"And if we can make a small fortune and skip town, we can work on that somewhere safer?" I half asked and half pointed out.

"I mean, ideally yeah. But if we try to sell Sky Flame enhanced food every Flame active in the city is going to find us, including the snake. And the only ones I'd trust not to fight us on principle are the mercenaries, and they're out of town on a job anyway."

Ok point. It was a good idea, just not one we could act on right now without a whole mess of trouble landing on us.

"Yo, is Sky girl awake?" Alec asked as he wandered into the room.

"Not anymore, she was up long enough to make some food and eat, then she passed out again." Lisa answered.

Alec wilted. Not much, but I'd known him long enough to catch it. Honestly between his Dad doing a number on him, and the whole Rain tranquility thing he was legit the most apathetic fucker I'd ever met. Pretty cool, yeah, but did not give a shit about anything. The Sky getting that much of a reaction out of him was huge.

Glancing down at my plate, I considered how full I felt, then I sighed and handed him what was left. The sacrifices I make for my friends. Never mind that I felt stuffed. I wanted more of that feeling.

Alec raised an eyebrow but accepted the plate. He practically melted with the first bite.

"Is this what I think it is?" He asked.

"Yep, Sky Flame infused food." Lisa answered.

"Holy fuck, we need to keep her." Alec said before digging into what little was left.

"The hell are you all doing up?" Brain asked as he staggered in after Alec. "It's five thirty. Normally I can't get any of you up before ten."

"Taylor woke up. Turns out Sky cooking is better than crack even with garbage ingredients." I answered.

"You save me any?" Brian asked looking curious.

Alec shoveled the last bit into his mouth and shook his head. Brian glared. Lisa laughed and slid her plate across the table.

"Here, Brian. It's just a couple bites but…"

Not being an idiot Brian jumped on it before Alec could try to claim it.

"Damn." Brian muttered after he finished. "Kind of glad Bitch decided to spend the night at her shelter. She'd have insisted on giving some to her dogs."

"Ok, this is awesome and I'm as hopeful as the rest of you, but we need a plan." Lisa said as she rubbed her hands together. "Yes, we found a Sky and there's a chance at least some of us might bond with her."

Lisa licked her lips. Not in a sexy way. It was a nervous 'god please just once let me be that lucky' sort of thing.

"But we still need enough cash to get out of town and someplace to go once we have it."

Brian tapped a hand against his thigh then spoke up.

"What if we've been overthinking this? We've been focusing on finding a place to settle, but every city you've gotten info on is claimed or contested, and isn't too friendly with outsiders. So, what if we don't go to a city?"

"Uh, Bro? Don't know if you've been paying attention or not, but we do smash and grabs, sneaky info stealing shit, burglaries, and pickpocketing. Most of that works best in a city because it gives us lots of targets."

"And it makes squatting in dumps like this simpler." Alec added.

"Yeah, I know. Just bear with me for a second. If we ride the dogs or steal a van we could be out of the city and into a town on the other half of the state in a day or two. Find a warehouse, or a cave, or a fucking barn. Doesn't really matter what, just something out of the way. We steal enough food to last a few months and see how things shake out with the girl, then go from there."

No one really said anything. It was an option. Not one anyone liked, but it would keep us alive if nothing else. No one really said anything one way or another. We all just sort of mumbled or grumbled.

"Look, just, just think about it." Brain said before glaring at his now empty plate.

{}{}{}{} three hours later

"And now bringing you the latest news from the Brockton Bay crime report." The radio blared. "Lower east side played host to one of the strangest fights I've reported on in quite some time folks. Nine men armed with military hardware were mauled to death by dogs. On the other side of this fight more than twenty dogs, and one teenage girl, were killed by an absurd amount of automatic rifle fire. Witnesses report at least ten more men with guns fleeing the scene. So far police have, wait for it, no suspects, and no idea what motivated this craziness. So, business as usual from Brockton Bay's finest folks. And now your five day weath-"

Lisa reached out and shut off the radio with trembling fingers.

"You guys, pack whatever you can. Aisha, can you please pack my clothes while I go steal a van?" She said quietly.

"Yeah, yeah. I'll pack for you. Brian, you ever pick out a destination?" I tried to keep it steady, but my voice was shaking.

"No, I only had the idea last night. We can figure it out once we get the hell out of the city."

No one disagreed. This was officially too hot for us. The cranky Cloud girl had been a real bitch, but she had been part of the gang, and now… Fuck. Now we had to make sure we didn't go out the same way.
 
May i just say that fried snake always looked too crispy and dry to be of any nutritional value in ANY outdoorsy/outback'y/wild-west'y movie i ever saw.

This look will be GREAT for Calvert.
 
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HAHA! Kancolle!

Part of the Ship Part of the Crew is always an interesting SI route. I'd be interested in a full fic at some point, if you decide to continue~
 
HAHA! Kancolle!

Part of the Ship Part of the Crew is always an interesting SI route. I'd be interested in a full fic at some point, if you decide to continue~
Honestly a little leery of that. Like I am one hundred percent proud of my job. And so long as the only things I say about the ship class are the things posted on wikipedia I doubt anyone could get pissy but… ughh, if anyone decided to make a fuss I could end up in real trouble. I went through this six times to make sure there was nothing I could get in trouble for saying but…

I'm proud of what I do and this idea jumped my muse this morning and I'm happy to write it, but my job matters a lot more than dancing with this idea. Kinda hoping someone will get inspired and write a kancolle fic from the POV of multiple fairies but I think I have to leave this one here.
 
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Probably for the best that you intend to leave it as a one shot given you work on naval ships, at least that's what I'm getting from the context of the snippet and what you've said. NDAs are not things you fuck around with, particularly governmental ones. Heck I've never signed an NDA personally, but my work as a reviewer has something in the same sort of area with embargoes, and you really, really don't mess with those if you want to keep working so it can only be something similar for you.
 
Probably for the best that you intend to leave it as a one shot given you work on naval ships, at least that's what I'm getting from the context of the snippet and what you've said. NDAs are not things you fuck around with, particularly governmental ones. Heck I've never signed an NDA personally, but my work as a reviewer has something in the same sort of area with embargoes, and you really, really don't mess with those if you want to keep working so it can only be something similar for you.
Yes, fucking that. And now my nerves spiked like a mother fucker and there is no longer anything to see here and damn it all I'm just going to go take care of the dishes and then maybe do anything else. Like work on one of my existing stories
 
Yes, fucking that. And now my nerves spiked like a mother fucker and there is no longer anything to see here and damn it all I'm just going to go take care of the dishes and then maybe do anything else. Like work on one of my existing stories

Without knowing what exactly your NDA details I can't say with any certainty, but I think you're in the clear. Course this is coming from someone with barely any legal knowledge so I could potentially be wildly wrong. That said I'm hoping you work on the next chapter of Skittering Spouse. I'm very much looking forward to Taylor meeting Hedwig, which should be occurring any time now in the story.
 
Did I miss a snip? Can I at least get a barebones explanation of the premise?

The snip was a short intro to a Kancolle SI where he gets stuck as one of the crew of a ship that hadn't been completed, so it was full of dockhands and welders instead of Navy sailors. It was mostly just explaining the situation to the captain of the ship and the other officers.
 
Bought the complete box set of Eureka… currently contemplating the possibilities for crossover fics. Easy enough to add someone. Some device goes screwy and grabs a character from somewhere else. From there things get… iffy. Pretty easy to do a one off episode style fic. Anything longer term… breaks down. Quickly.
 
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Could integrate it with one of those we changed time/the world plots, they do the timewarp again and accidentally a crossover. Now the Eureka cast aware of the time warp might be like 'if we fix this will it unperson them' or the crossover character might also be aware things changed but not who did it or how and trying to figure that out without getting caught out as not supposed to be there either.
 
Bought the complete box set of Eureka… currently contemplating the possibilities for crossover fics. Easy enough to add someone. Some device goes screwy and grabs a character from somewhere else. From there things get… iffy. Pretty easy to do a one off episode style fic. Anything longer term… breaks down. Quickly.

Are you talking about this series? If so, then some device breaks down and grabs a character from a different universe, and see how they interact. How would Taylor Herbert react to being dropped into a universe with no parahumans but some crazy tinkers? How would various star wars characters react?

I know nothing about Eureka, so how would the characters in this universe react to someone being summoned from another dimension? Would this be a black swan event for them, or just another Tuesday? How much crazy shit do they deal with on a daily basis?

And why do you think a longer term story would break down?
 
Would this be a black swan event for them, or just another Tuesday? How much crazy shit do they deal with on a daily basis?
That's the show, possibly the best series SciFi channel ever produced, and to answer your question, Tuesday, barely even rate raised eyebrows given what tends to happen.
And why do you think a longer term story would break down?
For one thing the show has genuinely competent adults and there aren't really any in your face villains. Military oversight that doesn't know what they're dealing with, cutthroat corporate espionage types, random disasters? All the time, but nothing I'd point Taylor (for example) at while yelling go. Being true to the show would likely mean grabbing someone, a component fries meaning the character is temporarily stuck. character is introduced to the towns insanity and not even remotely kept in the loop of what's going on until finally at the end of the episode something unique to that person saves the day or inspires the sherif with an idea of how to save the day. and then they get sent home.

Now that's a short fic. Prolly no more than 40k words, easily less. To make anything longer work is almost easy 'machine fried beyond repair and all data lost getting you back where you came from is like trying to find one grain of sand on the beach.' But it runs into the stumbling block that kids and teens are treated like kids unless and until their special field of interest or unique talent is relevant to whatever local disaster they can help with shows up. Or they become one of a handful of quirky characters that filter in and out of episodes on the regular. There are ways you could force things along but those would all be pretty heavy handed and obvious. Taylor "you are not my boss" Hebert? I'd have to grab her during or after the locker for the fic to have any chance long term. Because she, as an example, is just too jaded to fit in with the town, especially later in her timeline, and double especially if she views the town at large as her kidnappers/ jailers.

It's something that might simmer on the back burner for awhile.

Edit: well that's an issue with grabbing a kid or teen. Grabbing an adult would be… hmm. That has some possibilities but nothing that jumps out at me right this second.
 
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