Two he was using the Elder Wand when he wasn't the rightful owner. It was Harry's at that point since he had beaten Draco and was using Draco's wand after his own wand was broken, Draco got the death stick from Dumbledore but never used it.
This is something I've never understood, shouldn't Voldy killing Harry, even if he gets up afterward, count as beating him in a duel and thus making Voldy the rightful owner of the Elder Wand? Draco didn't die and it still went to Harry?
 
This is something I've never understood, shouldn't Voldy killing Harry, even if he gets up afterward, count as beating him in a duel and thus making Voldy the rightful owner of the Elder Wand? Draco didn't die and it still went to Harry?

It wasn't a duel, or even a fight. Harry just let Voldemort kill him, with no intent on fighting him. Intent matters with magic, that's been a rule that was set all the way back in the first book with the Mirror of Erised.
 
Except the first wielder was assassinated and stolen from.

I don't remember the exact story, but that sounds right. Doesn't really matter though since the first brother lost all claim to it at that point, nor was he using it since he was assassinated. Harry came back after dying willingly, he was still the rightful owner and alive, even if he was temporarily dead. He wasn't even wielding the Elder Wand at that point, so it's right of succession wouldn't have been triggered regardless. Remember it was unequaled specifically when dueling. Not in battle, not in war, just duels. I'm not even sure the final battle between Harry and Voldemort counts as a duel, given how much fighting was going on around them.
 
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Hmmm new goal. Fuck up the plot to the point the hollows don't matter…. That may be the easiest goal I have ever set myself as a writer xD
 
That's fair, but it won't be a huge leap to that understanding once Taylor and Harry get back in the public eye at Hogwarts. They'll be able to keep certain things secret for sure, but if Taylor influences Harry to react to certain things differently the Death Eaters will find out. Even him not reacting, like say to Draco baiting him on the train, which is unlikely, is a change that someone like Voldemort would pick up on from reports he's sure to get. And if she influences others like Hermione? Well again her influence will be pretty telling. It won't hint at what new tactics Harry and his cohort might use, but the fact that there is likely to be changes will get the Death Eaters wary. And that sort of wariness would lead to their magic being roused and prepared for a sudden attack potentially. Not saying Taylor can't overcome these difficulties, but she's not going to steamroll her way to victory through pure trickery.
Depending on how the story goes, I kind of wonder if it might get accelerate into action hard enough that the whole thing is resolved before school even actually starts. Best summer ever! Went to Vegas, got married, defeated the big bad, the end! ...except then he'd still have to deal with going back to school after all of that. Bit awkward.

Still, though, this does stand to be an "interesting" holiday. There's a legitimate possibility of things getting all kinds of screwy in all sorts of ways when multiple parties have mind-reading powers in play, for one, which could potentially seriously kick things off. Just as well, Taylor might prompt Harry to radically greater decisiveness and basically skip to the end of the next book or something with friends brought in right from the start and getting serious about it, or she might blend trickery with a whole hell of a lot of simple sheer ruthlessness leading to "just a trick" somehow or another ending up with half a dozen houses simultaneously exploding or something.

I am quite entertained, though, by the prospect of Taylor interacting with Dumbledore and him kinda getting smacked in the face with some extremely useful and precise insight that Taylor is just wildly guessing at with generalisations about fantasy elements, and Dumbledore undermining and obviating a great deal of otherwise future plot to tidy things up himself behind the scenes. Voldemort is some necromancer Sauron-lite guy who probably invested his essence in multiple anchors tying him to the mortal coil? What a notion! Cue Harry and Taylor getting stuck with "merely" schoolyear slice of life post-Voldemort, and both finding it actually a lot more difficult to deal with than frantic peril.

It wasn't a duel, or even a fight. Harry just let Voldemort kill him, with no intent on fighting him. Intent matters with magic, that's been a rule that was set all the way back in the first book with the Mirror of Erised.
Mm. The Elder Wand's transfer is about the previous owner being beaten by the new one somehow, not specifically killed or disarmed or duped or whatever. In canon, Voldemort killed Harry, sure, but in that particular instance, Harry went in there to get killed, and so ended up in an awkward position of winning by dying, attaining victory in death; why he did it defined what was actually done.

It would suggest, then, that, absent resurrection shenanigans, there could be a logic issue case in which the Elder Wand could well end up with a nominal wielder who is dead and gone and cannot especially conveniently be defeated thereafter, circumstantially making it hard for anyone to lay claim to it afterwards. Should the Deathly Hallows be felt to be an unwanted factor in the story, there's room to have Dumbledore perhaps follow through with something similar to that, maybe, depending on plot desires.

Depending on how things go, there could also perhaps be an interesting case explored in someone who isn't a witch or wizard defeating the wand's owner. Whether or not and how it's meaningful would be up to narrative preferences, but some scenario could be written with Taylor mugging Draco or whatever at some point and ironically having a super-wand of amazingness that doesn't actually do anything at all, or it be a plot tool allowing her to indirectly have magic or whatever.
 
On the elder wand, wasn't that Dumbledore's plan with Snape intending to lose to him but being blindsided by Draco? Been a while so not entirely remembering the specifics of that plan. But I think the intent was for it to die with him.
 

I'll agree that Taylor will be a lot more at home with combat and the planning for it than interpersonal relationships, much less marriage to a not too bad of a guy. She's going to have a complete breakdown pretty soon. Harry if he isn't a complete moron, will be there to help her get through it. Considering they can't get too far apart, 600 feet isn't that far away, he should be able to do so.

As for Taylor receiving magic by claiming the Wand, while an interesting notion if you take a look back at the first chapter there's an argument that could be made that she already has magic. It's likely not at all powerful nor is it trained at all, but she manipulated the Marriage Bond to confirm Harry was in no way trying to entrap her or use her. Whether she gained it because she married in the old way and thus Magic deemed she needed the capability in order to be equal to her new husband (my preferred interpretation, because it's kind of romantic) or she always had that capability is something that should be discussed. Though I'd argue that while she likely now has an equal magical potential to her husband she'd be only as strong as a newborn at the moment, and about as trained which is to say not at all. She might be able to pull off a basic levitation charm a few times, or operate the Floo or a Broom, but she's not going to be slinging combat spells for a long, long time.

On the elder wand, wasn't that Dumbledore's plan with Snape intending to lose to him but being blindsided by Draco? Been a while so not entirely remembering the specifics of that plan. But I think the intent was for it to die with him.

Yeah, Dumbledore's plan was for Snape to kill him, with Dumbledore doing it willingly meaning the Wand shouldn't be able to be wielded effectively afterwards as it's rightful owner would be dead, but Draco attacking him was enough of a victory to have the wand switch loyalties. Snape presenting it to Voldemort and losing it to a disarming spell didn't actually affect the loyalty since it wasn't being wielded by its owner (Draco). I'm not sure Dumbledore's plan would have worked even if it had gone off flawlessly. Magic in the Potterverse is fickle at times, and that particular Wand was created to be used. I'm not sure Magic would allow that to just go away.
 
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As for Taylor receiving magic by claiming the Wand, while an interesting notion if you take a look back at the first chapter there's an argument that could be made that she already has magic. It's likely not at all powerful nor is it trained at all, but she manipulated the Marriage Bond to confirm Harry was in no way trying to entrap her or use her. Whether she gained it because she married in the old way and thus Magic deemed she needed the capability in order to be equal to her new husband (my preferred interpretation, because it's kind of romantic) or she always had that capability is something that should be discussed. Though I'd argue that while she likely now has an equal magical potential to her husband she'd be only as strong as a newborn at the moment, and about as trained which is to say not at all. She might be able to pull off a basic levitation charm a few times, or operate the Floo or a Broom, but she's not going to be slinging combat spells for a long, long time.
That wasn't her own power; she just has a spell on her, there, and it just did what it was supposed to do, triggering an effect upon a condition, which Taylor prompted. It would be no different than in a case of, say, Harry hypothetically hitting Taylor with a flame-freezing charm and lighting her up so that she can give a Death Eater a big warm hug of friendship (and pants-shitting terror); she would be the one roasting her victim, but it wouldn't be magic of her own doing it.

If for whatever narrative justification Taylor did get magic herself, though, her actual strength is kind of an open-ended possibility, though, really. The source material just doesn't really establish a very straightforward basis; Rowling was very ambiguous on that topic. Yeah, it would make sense well enough that Taylor at least could be about as weak as an infant at first, magically speaking... except young witches and wizards can get up to all sorts of magical shenanigans that don't really have any correlation at all with raw power, and yet that kind of power usually but not always can't actually be used by witches and wizards as they get older, even as they do indeed get much better at using magic. All in all, I'd say that, so long as the writing does a decent job of it, Taylor can sort of just be as capable with magic as the plot demands, if taking such a route.

Further on the subject of Taylor perhaps ending up indirectly wielding magic, though, I do find myself quite curious if Taylor's power might decide that fairies are buggy enough to count as bugs. They're a lot like sort of just magical anthropomorphic butterflies, with similar metamorphic lifestyles, starting as eggs, hatching as larvae, and then making cocoons—itself suggestive of a possibility of an interesting silk, maybe—and eventually emerging as tiny little humanoids with insect wings. More interestingly, however, fairies have magic of their own, and though it isn't much to speak of, "mere" weak magic at Taylor's coordinated direction and in legion from whole massed swarms working together perfectly could be another matter entirely. There has already been an expressed interest in acquiring magical bugs, and one way or another, I dare say that could get rather consequential.
 
I noticed that there's an interesting parallel between the Elder Wand and the Butcher Shard.

I suppose, but I rather hope it never becomes relevant to this story. From what I remember Cherie is already stuck in the bottom of the bay by this point as the new Butcher.

Hmmm new goal. Fuck up the plot to the point the hollows don't matter…. That may be the easiest goal I have ever set myself as a writer xD

From what I remember really only the Elder Wand "matters" to the plot. Voldemort is completely clueless about the Stone he has in his Ring Horcrux and the Cloak, which Harry has. Doesn't Voldemort only find out about it due to Ollivander? That's pretty easy to butterfly away by convincing him to either go to ground or move the shop to Hogwarts. Taylor asking about why her husbands wand creates that tug of war beam of light thingy against Voldemort while getting her husband a wand holster is something I could see her doing. Bonus points if she gets fitted for a wand herself during that visit.
 
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Dung doesn't get the chance to run off with the necklace until school starts though I don't know if I can invent a plausible reason for them to discover the damn thing.

One possibility is just that she has her insects exploring everywhere, and some of them have really weird reactions to encountering the locket.

This is a stance I can respect, but I'm going to be honest it's going to be hard to not do by accident
I think that the main things to keep in mind to avoid bashing him is to make sure that he has good intentions, and that he isn't literally senile (which happens surprisingly often in bashfics). His values and methods of getting to his goals might not align with others, and he may be trying to protect their innocence by keeping them in the dark. One possible reason why he passed out information in a tiny dribble might just be because he is spending all of his time trying to find ways around the scar horcrux, and is delaying having to let Harry know about it in order to keep him from panicking. Personally, I like the idea that a lot of the convoluted plans that are attributed to him are largely because he is desperately flying by the seat of his pants while keeping up an image of being all knowing and powerful.

I do think with Dumbledore (and Snape as well), one big problem with their canon characterization is that they were written in the first 4ish books without JKR having any idea about the deeper characterizations, so she then had to scramble to make their actions in books that were very fairytale-esque reconcile with books that were much more serious. I know people have commented that Movie Snape is very different in his characterization than Book Snape, and I suspect that is largely because Movie Snape was written after more information about his background came out.

I think that a lot of how Taylor deals with Snape will depend a lot on how she first learns about him. If she learns about him betraying Lily to join the death eaters and then revealing the prophecy to Voldemort, that will absolutely resonate very unpleasantly with her. However, if her first chunk of knowledge is about how he is risking himself by infiltrating and spying on the boss of the death eaters, and has to do bad things in order to avoid suspicion (and you could argue that his obvious bias against Gryffindors in general and Harry in particular is a very clear way to announce that he is loyal to the death eater cause to all of the children of death eaters, which will help cement his position with them), then it will resonate in a different manner with Taylor. She probably will never like him because his acts as teacher hit too close to home, but that would make her a lot more willing to work with him.

Sure they're pranksters, but they aren't bullies.
I don't think I would agree with this. The twins seem to have frequently hit people who don't deserve it, and many of their pranks seem a bit on the meanspirited side. Especially if any of their pranks targeted young Slytherins, that will bother Taylor. I don't think that she will particularly see that much distinction between what they do and bullying. A lot of it will just hit too close to home for her. Finally, if Taylor finds out that they attacked Montague, locked him in a vanishing cabinet where he was stuck for at least a day, and then he suffered months of health problems because of it, Taylor will absolutely not be fine with it.

On the other hand, she will be interacting with them exclusively after they have left Hogwarts, so she might not see as much of that behavior unless they go around bragging about their Hogwarts war stories.



How is legilimency being handled in this story? Will Dumbledore/Snape be able to get anything from her, or will the fact that she is getting vast amounts of sensory information piped into her brain result in any legilimency attempts basically be the equivalent of hooking a water balloon up to a fire hydrant? Giving her protection from having her mind read could result in some interesting reactions from Dumbledore when he is trying to determine what her character is like.

One thing I'm kind of looking forward to is the first time that a student at Hogwarts tries to throw a prank hex at Potter's wife's back, and ends up having her react to an unknown spell being used with malicious intent against her. I'd fully expect her to treat it as an attempt on her life, and very thoroughly disarm and disable the student who tries it.
 
One possibility is just that she has her insects exploring everywhere, and some of them have really weird reactions to encountering the locket.


I think that the main things to keep in mind to avoid bashing him is to make sure that he has good intentions, and that he isn't literally senile (which happens surprisingly often in bashfics). His values and methods of getting to his goals might not align with others, and he may be trying to protect their innocence by keeping them in the dark. One possible reason why he passed out information in a tiny dribble might just be because he is spending all of his time trying to find ways around the scar horcrux, and is delaying having to let Harry know about it in order to keep him from panicking. Personally, I like the idea that a lot of the convoluted plans that are attributed to him are largely because he is desperately flying by the seat of his pants while keeping up an image of being all knowing and powerful.

I do think with Dumbledore (and Snape as well), one big problem with their canon characterization is that they were written in the first 4ish books without JKR having any idea about the deeper characterizations, so she then had to scramble to make their actions in books that were very fairytale-esque reconcile with books that were much more serious. I know people have commented that Movie Snape is very different in his characterization than Book Snape, and I suspect that is largely because Movie Snape was written after more information about his background came out.


I think that a lot of how Taylor deals with Snape will depend a lot on how she first learns about him. If she learns about him betraying Lily to join the death eaters and then revealing the prophecy to Voldemort, that will absolutely resonate very unpleasantly with her. However, if her first chunk of knowledge is about how he is risking himself by infiltrating and spying on the boss of the death eaters, and has to do bad things in order to avoid suspicion (and you could argue that his obvious bias against Gryffindors in general and Harry in particular is a very clear way to announce that he is loyal to the death eater cause to all of the children of death eaters, which will help cement his position with them), then it will resonate in a different manner with Taylor. She probably will never like him because his acts as teacher hit too close to home, but that would make her a lot more willing to work with him.


I don't think I would agree with this. The twins seem to have frequently hit people who don't deserve it, and many of their pranks seem a bit on the meanspirited side. Especially if any of their pranks targeted young Slytherins, that will bother Taylor. I don't think that she will particularly see that much distinction between what they do and bullying. A lot of it will just hit too close to home for her. Finally, if Taylor finds out that they attacked Montague, locked him in a vanishing cabinet where he was stuck for at least a day, and then he suffered months of health problems because of it, Taylor will absolutely not be fine with it.

On the other hand, she will be interacting with them exclusively after they have left Hogwarts, so she might not see as much of that behavior unless they go around bragging about their Hogwarts war stories.



How is legilimency being handled in this story? Will Dumbledore/Snape be able to get anything from her, or will the fact that she is getting vast amounts of sensory information piped into her brain result in any legilimency attempts basically be the equivalent of hooking a water balloon up to a fire hydrant? Giving her protection from having her mind read could result in some interesting reactions from Dumbledore when he is trying to determine what her character is like.

One thing I'm kind of looking forward to is the first time that a student at Hogwarts tries to throw a prank hex at Potter's wife's back, and ends up having her react to an unknown spell being used with malicious intent against her. I'd fully expect her to treat it as an attempt on her life, and very thoroughly disarm and disable the student who tries it.
Phone won't let me quote chunks.

So just going to reply to the bits jumping out at me. Taylor's first impression of Snape is what Harry has told her which boiled down? "Saved my life. Nearly got us killed by a werewolf, tried to have my godfathers soul devoured despite the man being innocent. And has both condoned others bullying us and been a malicious bully to me and my friends since day one."

The first one might confuse Taylor a little bit, but the rest? Not a real pretty picture and as soon as she knows he's in the DE confidence she's going to draw a parallel to gang initiations and wonder just what he did to earn the sick tattoo on his arm. The Dumbledore seal of approval? Not worth a damn to her.

Anyone trying to read Taylor's memories directly instead of through a pensive is going to get slammed with the kind of information overload that left tay catatonic for a week. Short burst is migraine inducing. Keep trying? Nosebleed. Still don't take the hint? Brain aneurism.
 
I don't think I would agree with this. The twins seem to have frequently hit people who don't deserve it, and many of their pranks seem a bit on the meanspirited side. Especially if any of their pranks targeted young Slytherins, that will bother Taylor. I don't think that she will particularly see that much distinction between what they do and bullying. A lot of it will just hit too close to home for her. Finally, if Taylor finds out that they attacked Montague, locked him in a vanishing cabinet where he was stuck for at least a day, and then he suffered months of health problems because of it, Taylor will absolutely not be fine with it.

Most of those targeted were either everyone, ie dungbombs in the Gryffindor common room or the corridor swamp in year 5, people eating things that were given to them or they took without permission (don't take candy from a stranger) and thus being fucking morons, or legit targets because they were an enemy. You mention Montague, he was a part of the Inquisitorial Squad set up by Umbridge. He is by no means an innocent, that squad did horrible things including supporting someone who advocated the use of the fucking Cruciatus Curse. Him being traumatized was a legitimate response to the shit he pulled. Taylor would have done exactly the same thing, or worse. The only person they could said to have really "bullied" is Ron, and siblings do that sort of thing all the time, though granted in real life we lack Potterverse magic.

@Fencer Do this. It doesn't have to be the full culmination of the story, but if it doesn't happen at some point, you will have dropped the ball.
I dunno I mean sure it's funny but would Voldy really be that stupid?

No he wouldn't. At least not if you're playing characters straight without delving into Crack-Fic territory. Maybe one of the Younger Goyle and Crabbe duo might do it, because one of them got the brilliant fucking idea to use Fiendfyre in an enclosed space and died for their stupidity, but I doubt they could even attempt Legillimancy.
 
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Problem with Taylor trusting Snape by learning he is a double agent is that there are one of 3 realistic ways she learns. First is she is told after Voldemort is permanently dead at which point it really does not matter. Second is when Snape bites it and learns after where it is again irrelevant to trust. Third is her overhearing the Dumbledore and Snape talks. The problem with this one is that it is damn hard to tell if Snape is a double agent for Dumbledore or Voldemort. You might say reading his memories like Harry did in Canon but Slughorn proves you can edit those memories so there is alot of doubt on how valid those are. The other is catching him fucking over Voldemort in a way that can't be dismissed but the best example would be for instance catching him doing his helping bit in the final book but if things get that far I could see her killing him before he could prove it.
 
I dunno I mean sure it's funny but would Voldy really be that stupid?
He's the kind of smug ass who would have to know and wouldn't think a young woman could possibly have a mind that could threaten him. It's not stupidity, it's outside context and arrogance. Unless someone had tried it before and reported it to him, he wouldn't even think of not trying himself. He's Lord Voldemort, the most powerful wizard of all time and the worst Dark Lord ever. In the absence of evidence of it being a bad idea, why wouldn't he do that?
 
@Fencer A thought occurred to me in the shower a few minutes ago, but Harry's sleeping situation at Hogwarts is very likely going to have to change. How exactly are you planning on handling that? 600 feet sounds like a lot, but it really isn't when discussing floor plans in buildings especially ones the size of Hogwarts. And the fact that Wizarding buildings use extensive amounts of Spatial Expansion Enchantments means it's even worse. There's the old and oft used fanfic Married Couple Suites, which might be your best bet. A hidden room with a private bathroom and concealed in plain sight in the four common rooms is the one I figure most likely to be a thing. At least he won't have to listen to Ron snoring, though the awkwardness of sleeping next to Taylor might be amusing.

He's the kind of smug ass who would have to know and wouldn't think a young woman could possibly have a mind that could threaten him. It's not stupidity, it's outside context and arrogance. Unless someone had tried it before and reported it to him, he wouldn't even think of not trying himself. He's Lord Voldemort, the most powerful wizard of all time and the worst Dark Lord ever. In the absence of evidence of it being a bad idea, why wouldn't he do that?

He might try it once and get a headache, but he would quickly stop trying. He's not a fool, and looking at insane peoples minds is probably a thing he's dealt with frequently being the master Legillimens he's stated to be.
 
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but he would quickly stop trying
Why? She's not insane. He would have no way of contextualizing the overstimulation with the legilemency. At best, he might think it a novel type of occlumency, but he's Lord Voldemort: he can break memory charms with his legilemency. Why would he stop? Because his head hurt a little? Clearly, he just needs to use more might, more power and he'll break the girl's defenses.
 
Why? She's not insane. He would have no way of contextualizing the overstimulation with the legilemency. At best, he might think it a novel type of occlumency, but he's Lord Voldemort: he can break memory charms with his legilemency. Why would he stop? Because his head hurt a little? Clearly, he just needs to use more might, more power and he'll break the girl's defenses.

I imagine it's just like trying to view an insane persons mind. Completely disjointed, and liable to cause a brain aneurism. Luna probably has the natural equivalent of Occulumency just because she doesn't think the same as most people. Taylor would be similar.
 
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Y'know what? *cracks knuckles* Omake time.


Voldemort appeared with a crack of displaced air and waved his wand. Before the children his servants were fighting could react, a dome of green light enclosed him and Potter's squib wife, trapping her inside with him. The girl didn't hesitate to send the insects inside the dome at him. He simply sneered and dispatched them with a wave of his wand. The rest of her swarm buzzed futilely around the barrier. Occasionally, one of the acromantula threw itself against the dome, but Voldemort's only reaction was to smirk.

"So, you would be Potter's secret weapon? I must say, this is about what I expected from a child. Pathetic."

The girl's stare was cold and irritatingly disdainful.

"The same child who has killed you how many times now?"

Voldemort seethed inwardly as he sneered at her.

"How adorably ignorant. How about I give you a taste of true pain, then we'll see how defiant you are? Crucio."

Instead of falling to the ground and screaming, the girl just grit her teeth and let out a pained hiss. Voldemort held the spell for a full thirty seconds. The swarm raged outside the dome, but the girl stayed upright and met his gaze the entire time. Finally, he lowered his wand.

"How!?"

"I have felt 'true pain' before. Compared to that, you're nothing more than an enthusiastic amateur."

An amateur!? No one had endured his Cruciatus curse before. No one could endure! It had to be some trick! Voldemort snarled and aimed his wand at her once more.

"How can you resist!? you're nothing but a squib with an amusing parlor trick!"

Taylor snorted disdainfully.

"Wouldn't you like to know?"

"You have no secrets from me! I'll tear open your mind and lay your every thought bare!"

"I'd advise against it. My mind is not a nice place to be."

The foolish girl met Voldemort's gaze without a hint of fear. She thought that her esoteric mental defenses could stop him. Unfortunately, Snape had already told him of the girl's strange protection against legilimency. Just from the description, he could guess what she was doing. Bombarding an opponent with distracting thoughts and sensations was one of the most basic forms of occlumency. Using the sensations from the insects she controlled was clever but ultimately futile.

Severus might be stymied by such a thing, but the idea that it could stop him was laughable.

"Legilimens!"

It was worse than he'd expected. Millions, billions of perspectives. bombarded his mind. The sights, sounds, smells, and sensations of countless insects crashed down on him as endless waves.

He was the dark lord! He would not be foiled by something like this!

A trickle of blood flowed from one of his nostrils as he forced his way through the chaotic storm.

There it was! The girl's mind shone like a beacon compared to the rest. It was right there, in his grasp! It was open for him to pillage!

Voldemort reached it and saw the truth.

[Query?]

...Those were not the girl's thoughts.

[Contempt.]

Then Voldemort's head exploded.

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"Bloody hell..."

Ron watched as Harry ran forward and grabbed Taylor into a tight hug. Taylor stopped trying to wipe Dark Lord brains off her shirt and returned the embrace while smiling wryly. Fred and George walked up beside him and stowed their wands as they shook their heads.

"Sic semper tyrannis."

"Hmm?"

"'Thus always to tyrants.' It's latin."

"Tyrants always get their heads blown up by teenage girls?"

"Maybe? I sleep through Binn's lectures."

Ron sighed loudly, cutting off their banter.

"Can you two help me talk to Mum and Ginny. Maybe get them to lay off Taylor?"

The twins paused and winced simultaneously.

"Ah, good point."

"Hey Gred, you think we should also cancel the prank we were planning?"

"I think so, Forge. Wouldn't want the lady who can explode heads by glaring at people mad at us, would we?"

"It does give me an idea for a new Weasely's Wizard Wheezes product, though!"

"A You-Know-Who bobblehead?"

"With brain-popping action!"

""Genius!""

Ron rolled his eyes as the twins high-fived one another. He looked back at the headless body of Voldemort.

Ron wasn't sure what You-Know-Who had been expecting for a legacy, but he doubted it was insulting bobbleheads(and knowing the twins, probably an amusing limerick as well).
 
I imagine it's just like trying to view an insane persons mind. Completely disjointed, and liable to cause a brain aneurism. Luna probably has the natural equivalent of Occulumency just because she doesn't think the same as most people. Taylor would be similar.
Taylor's mind is one that makes sense of bug senses, and untold myriads of them. It wasn't. Now it is. If Voldemort gets a peek inside her head, even if he doesn't get bludgeoned with her swarm's senses the way that she did putting her in the psychiatric ward insensate for a week when it first happened to her, even if he doesn't end up dealing with the eldritch space whale also plugged into her head, that place is going to be weird.

An argument could definitely be made that Voldemort might scope out her mind on general principle upon first meeting her just as a practice done with everyone he deals with, but equally, he would stand to very quickly catch on that, one way or another, something is seriously off. He's good enough at what he does to casually pry as a matter of course, and good enough to reasonably know when to stop.

Now I kind of want to see him try possessing her. It might work just fine, which could be precisely the problem.
 
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