Fate/Sunny Order (FGO)
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ConfusedCanuck
Where did it all go wrong?
- Location
- Neverland
Come on Rits we expect better from you by now!
Yeah I still don't know how Rits does it but i'm impressed all the same.
Yeah not going to lie had to reread this as well.
Yep thats Fate Artemis for you, poor Orion
Wow even Herc doesn't know how to react to this.
That's not going to help Atalanta all you can do is accept it and try to move on.
Truly no greater crime then making Herakles bend over to enter a cave.
Yeah Jeanne would do that wouldn't she?
And there's the David we all know, now come on David try to keep it in your pants for at least five minutes.
Awww look at that Atalanta and Medea are bonding over shared pains isn't that sweet!
Mattman324
you expected some anime, non-IRL giant robot, eh?
- Location
- Working in the basement on my giant robot.
Jason noooooooo!
Well, they did just miss Jing Ke.
"See, last time? I didn't. Last time went REALLY SHITTILY. I'd rather not do that shit again."
To be fair, it's Orion's fault. Still, poor Orion.
Well, they did just miss Jing Ke.
"See, last time? I didn't. Last time went REALLY SHITTILY. I'd rather not do that shit again."
To be fair, it's Orion's fault. Still, poor Orion.
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
The Illiad was wierd, that's all there is to it.
You grew up around Rin. Of course you'd grok crazy people.
I love how David doesn't count as people. HA!
And this is why Gilgamesh likes Ritsuka.
Even Bersercules is like "... my sister did not act like that, who is this hussy?"
Well, you did basically promise genocide on her and her kids.
She squees. A goddess squees.
This is why FGO is trash and I am too.
Kana, you shouldn't throw stones in glass houses. Or have breast envy. OK, maybe with the more fanservice-y ones, but not Artemis.
This is gonna end in a slap fight. And by slapping I mean Orion.
Ritsuka you utter fool.
Oh good, Kana didn't burn for being an ultraviolent perv and David didn't hi-
... do not let him near Jeanne. Chaldea will be overrun with tiny blonde kids before the Demon Pillars are defeated.
Welcome to the fun of the old Testament.
Eh, it's how it goes for Israel. Things start OK with the big man and the kingdom, kingdom goes astray, the big man sends someone over to 'take care of business', the kingdom says sorry and asks for a champion, the big man's champion kills the other guy, the new ruler is declared, and the whole cycle starts again.
Until God decides he's done with this shit and is going to try his luck with the Romans.
HA!
It's either this or a Kill-Sat Atalanta. Your call.
And in this case, it's actually accurate.
Chibi Medea's evil.
True. Ya'll do have Herc with you.
It wouldn't be the first time a Magus gave a Servant a proper spanking.
ConfusedCanuck
Where did it all go wrong?
- Location
- Neverland
Well yeah it totally is his fault but I can't help but feel some pity for him. With him being cursed with a bimbo yandere goddess that won't ever leave him alone.
- Location
- Caracas
A mild improvement over kill sat!Artemis.
She's not as ditzy as you might think. Just wait till Lost Belt 5.
He dose. If not now, then later once he meets Roman in person he will.
One does get the impression that he regrets what happened in this story ark.
And look how that turned out!Always Late said:
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
Well, it did get him half the world in the end. And the seeds to start working over the other. To borrow a saying from Oh My Goddess, his market share is near-total.
Grue
滅亡迅雷
- Location
- -
Even before Lostbelt 5, there were signs of that. When Altera showed up in her debut event she immediately goes dead serious and remains so for the brief time she's around there.
She just isn't in Serious Mode otherwise generally.
TimeDiver
Herald of Dis Lev
- Location
- In-between the parallel worlds...
Wait, was this during the Moon Goddess Festival event? Because I barely remember that one aside from something about a Great Werewolf Genocide, and Altera's most notable appearance (for me) was in the Septem Singularity.
Grue
滅亡迅雷
- Location
- -
Yep. Brief showing, but it stuck in my head because Artemis was actually serious during it.
Unlike Atilla "Dumplings are good civilization" the Hun.
Z000
If this is trash, then find me in the dumpster
- Location
- Viet Nam
and he wouldn't have it any other way
their relationship just boil down to " it won't ever work, we are too different but fuck it, we try anyway"
Academic Guardian
Just an old man with a hobby
- Location
- Somewhere in the twisting Kaleidoscope
Agreed there is something sweet between the two of them, especially the details revealed in the Atalantis Lost Belt
ConfusedCanuck
Where did it all go wrong?
- Location
- Neverland
And it's exactly that reason why I ship it!
Hammers_Bjorn
Eternally Clueless
- Location
- Jakarta
I mean, it's either ditzy yandere bimbo, or utterly inhuman "I can actually kill the fucking planet from high orbit" god-machine, take your pick.
Being Orion is suffering.
IT'S MA BOI!
Huh. So the Ark is like a divine payphone to God? Make sense. I always thought that it's EX-rank bullshit is from the accumulated faith of the Abrahamic religions concentrated into one gilded box. Well, either that or that it houses the Ten Commandments, acting as the physical, concrete contract between humanity and God.
Hey, if I meet Medea, I'd honestly try my chances with her. Props for David for having the balls to actually go through with it, though.
... technically, Solomon did worse, what with the whole 'thousand wives' and 'build temples for foreign gods' and 'smashed foreign coocie...' So, yeah. The word of God hits them both in this case.
And it's nice to have David and Roman trading jabs like this. Really feels like that awkwardly one-sidedly hostile relationship between a son and a womanizing dad.
Can you even play blues with a harp? Just asking.
Again, being Orion is suffering. Huh. Actually, while it is overkill as all hell, it might be hilarious to have Superhuman Orion running around in an alternate Okeanos. So that, for once, Ritsuka's expectations of Servants are proven to be actually correct for once.
Jason absolved himself somewhat in Atlantis. Fucker suffered having his pride kicked repeatedly to the curb, and even pulled a glorious last stand. Props, Jason, props.
At least it's coated in gold. The very best color!
Well, David does see his time as a Servant as something of a sabbatical from his time as King of Israel, so this doesn't surprise me much. The fact that he uses an always-accurate attack as a parry feels very Exalted, which makes this better.
Delegation! The most difficult part of a leader's responsibilies!
I think David would be more faithful to her, in a sense. His lust push him to hit on other women, but his heart truly does love those very same women. So while he will go after other women, David will sincerely love them... which is more than what can be said about Jason.
So while Jason would toss you aside if he gets a better offer, David wouldn't. He'll just push for the harem ending.
I mean, it worked for Solomon, it'll be remiss if the father can't keep up with the son!
That... is an excellent summation to how the Israelis cycle of getting screwed over by God's frustrated wrath and their resulting apologies.
Grue
滅亡迅雷
- Location
- -
Even nowadays, Solomon still hasn't stopped worshipping foreign idols
SRS Mode 'Put That White Titan Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me' Artemis, from their very brief appearance is somewhere in between the two extremes. Probably due to Pan-Human Artemis being more human; LB Artemis speaks using the text color for machines until the Sun That Shot Down God.
They're Heroic Spirits, the right one can probably play blues on a bow.
Nottheunmaker
Altman be praised
- Location
- USG Ishimura
Is this cray somehow different from the usual cray at Chaldea?
Z000
If this is trash, then find me in the dumpster
- Location
- Viet Nam
isn't Solomon basically sitting in the driver seat being told by god over the phone where to drive while Goetia sit in the back watching everything
Roman was Solomon chance at just being himself instead of a cab driver obediently listening to order
like he said to Goetia, he didn't have the freedom to be angry at thing like it did
Mattman324
you expected some anime, non-IRL giant robot, eh?
- Location
- Working in the basement on my giant robot.
Artemis went completely loopy when she fell in love with Orion, possibly because of the ways it conflicts with her initial state (Gods are absolutely miserable at adapting to situations not generally under their purview- she's supposed to be virginal.). This is bad, as she is slightly insane, but good because the alternative is her acting cold hearted and attempting to be emotionless as a perfect hunter, which means she'll take you and the island you're standing on off the map for barely anything.
Their relationship is best summed up by Actual Orion's NP, I think. Half the time it's a heartfelt declaration of love between the two enacting insane buffs - the other time it's her buffing him by way of snapping his fucking neck.
- Location
- Caracas
Sorta, iirc translations of LB6 more or less paint Artemis as not exactly loopy, because she fell in love with Orion (remember, the greeks in nasu are alien gods gundams and nanomachines that got adopted by earthlings), but because she was isolated in space.
The fact that a unit of her, that held a 1:1 copy of her consciousness could chat with Orion, made her incredibly jealous (which ends with her blowing an island in her attempt to destroy the unit and kill Orion).
Sir Plusse
Overly Vicious Quester
- Location
- Kansas
Tristan seems a likely candidate to me. Pretty sure his bow is also a harp, or some nonsense like that.
Hammers_Bjorn
Eternally Clueless
- Location
- Jakarta
Even nowadays, Solomon still hasn't stopped worshipping foreign idols
David: You do realize that your favorite idol is actually M-
Roman: *choke-slams David to the ground* Let. Me. Have. This.
So what your saying is that God wanted divine foreign coocie.
... Makes sense.
It'll be great if at the Camelot Singularity David actually stop playing around and get serious against Tristain.
They'll just break into harp solos in the middle of a howling rain with the death-cries of Hassans in the background to keep tempo.
Orion please bone the orbital bombardment platform. For the sake of humanity, see.
Is it a harem end if its multiple copies of the same girl?
Mattman324
you expected some anime, non-IRL giant robot, eh?
- Location
- Working in the basement on my giant robot.
Different events. The lostbelt FIVE (NOT 6) one went insane because she was alone in space for like 15000+ years, that's why Orion felt he needed to save her beyond all else. However, that has nothing to do with the Pan Human History one from here. She changed her personality in a radically different manner upon meeting Orion in, like, everything not the Lostbelt. Throughout the Lostbelt you see Artemis drones pop up, meet Orion, and fall for him again, but the one up in space is completely incapable of understanding why.
It is extremely notable that at the moment Orion's arrow pierces her, for the literal first time, her lines shift from "nonhuman character" color to "human" color, as she finally comes to understand love and is hit with the memory of Pan-Human Artemis talking with him about his decision to not become a god, and immediately gives up any attempt to fight.
Winged One
Not the Simurgh
- Location
- definitely the ground
- Pronouns
- They/Them/It
Dammit, I never got that part of the joke until now.Even nowadays, Solomon still hasn't stopped worshipping foreign idols
