Flat Escardos is a character from El Melloi Case Files. He's Svin's friend, and a very inadvertently destructive, impulsive savant idiot (no I didn't get the order wrong, it perfectly describes who he is).
He's basically a schlemiel, and El Melloi is his schlimazel.

"LONDON BRIDGE IS BURNING DOWN!"

"BURNING DOWN?!"

"BURNING DOWN!"

"LONDON BRIDGE IS BURNING DOWN...

MY FAIR LADY (LUVIAGELITA EDELFELT) !"
 
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Flat Escardos is a character from El Melloi Case Files. He's Svin's friend, and a very inadvertently destructive, impulsive savant idiot (no I didn't get the order wrong, it perfectly describes who he is).
One of Waver's students from El-Melloi Case Files and Fate/Strange Fake. A cloudcuckoolander.


To be precise, the quote unquote "genius" that believe Mad Enchantment + Servant that was already crazy in life = sane Servant. Thus summoning Jack the Ripper in the Berserker Class.
 
Ah, I think I see what you mean.

Wait, Fenrir meant 'Marsh-dweller' this whole time? That's like calling Bigfoot... Bigfoot. Huh. That's rather underwhelming.
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That's because the first thing Odin did was banish him. This was before he even had a name so when they needed to talk about him they just called him 'that-fucker-that-lives-in-swamp'
 
"My family found him in a large crater in Norway. He calls himself Thor Odinson, and he's trying to find his hammer so that he can return home."

Except Thor is turbo dead at this point from Ragnarok. Might be Mogni or Mothi, though I'm pretty sure both of them are dead too at this point.

who do you think writes the actual material that rakes in the big bucks for Type Moon?

Well, we do know who writes FGO.

...why people complain about boob plates when codpieces exist? You know? Penis shaped piece of armor?

I already brought that up!
 
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Note that he has zero moral compass of his own, and basically relies on "What Would Waver Do?". This is probably a factor in the Clocktower or Counter Force killing him in every timeline Waver doesn't get to him.
 
Except Thor is turbo dead at this point from Ragnarok. Might be Mogni or Mothi, though I'm pretty sure both of them are dead too at this point.
"He calls himself Thor Odinson" != "He is Thor Odinson" you know.

As previously mentioned, it's obviously one of the many incarnations, avatars, fragments etc of Loki. And may or may not also be Flat, which would actually explain a lot...

When Thor gets conked on the head with Mortality, he becomes a nordic fisherman (or an american doctor, depending). Loki, on the other hand, becomes Flat Escardos. :V
 
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Hey wait, isn't Gray a summonable Assassin in F/GO? *Checks* Yep, yep she is.



*Saberface intensifies*
 
She and the two Case File pseudos are the result of Event Shennanigans, more specifically Waver's second NP going off after his murder.
Half the servants in F/GO are the result of Event Shenanigans, that means nothing. :V

Also she's not a Pseudo-Servant, Pseudo-Servant means Servant summoned into human body, which I don't think is the case for her F/GO version, given that she appears to have her own (Arturiafied) body and not someone else's.
 
Also she's not a Pseudo-Servant, Pseudo-Servant means Servant summoned into human body, which I don't think is the case for her F/GO version, given that she appears to have her own (Arturiafied) body and not someone else's.
Hence she and the two CF Pseudos.
(Though she does seem to have been summoned in her partially-Arturiafied body rather than the going-blonde one from the end of Case Files.)
 
Hence she and the two CF Pseudos.
Oh right, my bad, I misread you there.

(Though she does seem to have been summoned in her partially-Arturiafied body rather than the going-blonde one from the end of Case Files.)
Well I mean Servants are actually just mana constructs, so I would guess she hadn't gotten used to having blonde hair enough for it to have become part of her 'body image' by the point that she was summoned, or something along those lines.

She's clearly got the Saberface and the hairstyle, complete with ahoge though, so the blonde seems to be the only thing missing.


e: I wonder if she also Alters when the ahoge is removed...
 
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His sister was already red in the face and challenging people to spars. And, of course, winning. The girl's good in a fight. In pure technique, he's better in unarmed, but... well, it's never pure technique.

Try as he might, he never keeps his center for long. And an unbalanced martial artist is an ineffective martial artist.
He hears the deck creaking, feels the footsteps. He looks over, and sees Mashu Kyrielight in dressed-down servant garb arriving with her own tankard to drink. "Is that space open, senpai?" She asks, pointing next to him.
He won. Suck it, Kana.

Center found.
The Mash-bonus gives Ritsuka a power-up.
Kana is in shock, administer some fanservice to get her back up.
 
Loki is an infamous shapeshifter, he can choose to have the Shirouface, or the Rinface, or the Seibahface depending on his mood (or "her" mood when Loki decides to be a she) ;)
Or her mood when he decides to be a horse. Or his mood when she decides to be a horse. Or-

...On second thought, keep 'em away from Chaldea. This could end up being more complicated than keeping track of all the Seibas.
 
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