Cyberpunk 2077: Rockerboy Keanu Silverhand
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So you can now augment your genital size and such in Cyberpunk 2077 because hey might as well go all in.
I'm gonna take this as a sign that this Deus Ex meme
Is now one step closer to being reality.
I'm gonna take this as a sign that this Deus Ex meme
Is now one step closer to being reality.
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Doucheatron
Give the baby to Creepio
I wonder if there are any special NPC reactions to unusual sizes/configurations.
Reveen
Castro-Trudeauist
No. In fact everyone's going to say you have a tiny dick no matter what.
Mechanical
Initiate Action: Buzz
- Location
- Somewhere Strange
No, but at max size it counts as a melee weapon.
The Narrator
Disembodied Voice
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- Somewhere Offscreen
Oh, I thought you meant that there was going to be a cyberware genital enhancement, since that was a thing in the tabletop game.
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- Just passing through.
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- He/Him
I mean, you will probably be able to alter your appearance in game after the character creation screen too so...
Old Spice Guy
The Man Your Man Could Smell Like
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- Riding a horse, backwards
Look if I can't get a 20 foot extensor penis with enough pneumatic power to smash through walls like the Kool-Aid Man what is even the point in the game existing 
FC Error
Missileer
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- Aware of where I am not
If you can't get a cyberdong that doubles as a stun baton I will be highly disappoint
The Victorian
Elven Supremacist
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- Canada
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- He/Him
And I thought the "Endowment" slider in Conan Exiles was silly. I'm glad to see CDPR putting all that crunch time into the really important areas of the game.
Jensaarai
Sing Victory Everlasting
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- They/Them
I have to agree. It seems like a fairly pointless detail to focus on, unless 2077 is a different kind of game than I'd assumed from the trailers and little bits that I've read about the TTRPG.
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- Maine
So you can now augment your genital size and such in Cyberpunk 2077 because hey might as well go all in.
I'm gonna take this as a sign that this Deus Ex meme
Is now one step closer to being reality.
Gives whole new meaning to 'Crotch rocket.' .45 of fun!
Hakazin
Serpent Admirer
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- She/Her
As this entire conversation demonstrates, advertising your game's customizable dongs is good marketing.
It's called Cyberpunk 2077 because at the maximum dong slider setting your implant weapon is 2077 millimeters long
Cyberjunk 2077
10ebbor10
DON'T PANIC
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- Present
They didn't advertize it, iirc.
The info comes from the games esrb rating.
Old Spice Guy
The Man Your Man Could Smell Like
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- Riding a horse, backwards
Whatever you do, it's always bigger than everyone elses
.
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- The Void
MiracleGrow
Miracles for only $19.99 [They/Them]
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- DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK PLEASE I BEG U
The Mox sound pretty interesting, its a bit rare that we get things like that in video games.
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- Just passing through.
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- He/Him
I'm not completely sure what you mean?
Like, if you can side with one group? As far as I know, you can't join them outright but you can make missions for them that will increase their hold on the city.