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That is... Something I have not entertained a thought to before.
Something like that would likely be it's own quest idea in itself to be honest?
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Can You Feel the Sunshine? (A Sonic the Hedgehog Quest)
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Something like that would likely be it's own quest idea in itself to be honest?
[X] It seems like this'll be the last you'll be able to social Honey before you reach the end of your deal. She explains that through Act 1 of Spring Yard Zone is where you'll find their house, where they promise you to fix you up with some "fashionable clothes that not horrid abominations of nature like the ones you wear". And once you both get through all of Act 1, the bridge will finally come into view, and you'll part ways...
-[X] Well...it seems a better time than any to thank Honey.
[X] Perhaps you want to take some time off to heal?
-[X] No. Go right on to the next day.
[X] It didn't come to your head between the duels with the Robot You and leaving Marble Zone once and for all, but you accidentaly let Eggman in the know of how to get the Chaos Emeralds. Getting them before him became more critical than ever, so back to ring catching. Also, of course, you will protect Honey this time around: no use in getting home wasted.
[X] "So this is the final spot for our little partnership..." you mumble, a bit bittersweet.
-[X] "I will not lie. It was nice to have someone to talk for a change," you pause. "At least someone that can talk back, but the animals of Green Hill liked my jokes better."
-[X] "It's so noisy here. How do you sleep?"
-[X] "HEY, HEY ROBOTHEADS! Sonic the Hedgehog is here to dunk you!"
Ok. Thank you for the answer.
-[X] Well...it seems a better time than any to thank Honey.
[X] Perhaps you want to take some time off to heal?
-[X] No. Go right on to the next day.
[X] It didn't come to your head between the duels with the Robot You and leaving Marble Zone once and for all, but you accidentaly let Eggman in the know of how to get the Chaos Emeralds. Getting them before him became more critical than ever, so back to ring catching. Also, of course, you will protect Honey this time around: no use in getting home wasted.
[X] "So this is the final spot for our little partnership..." you mumble, a bit bittersweet.
-[X] "I will not lie. It was nice to have someone to talk for a change," you pause. "At least someone that can talk back, but the animals of Green Hill liked my jokes better."
-[X] "It's so noisy here. How do you sleep?"
-[X] "HEY, HEY ROBOTHEADS! Sonic the Hedgehog is here to dunk you!"
Ok. Thank you for the answer.
[X] It seems like this'll be the last you'll be able to social Honey before you reach the end of your deal. She explains that through Act 1 of Spring Yard Zone is where you'll find their house, where they promise you to fix you up with some "fashionable clothes that not horrid abominations of nature like the ones you wear". And once you both get through all of Act 1, the bridge will finally come into view, and you'll part ways...
-[X] Well...it seems a better time than any to thank Honey.
[X] Perhaps you want to take some time off to heal?
-[X] No. Go right on to the next day.
[X] It didn't come to your head between the duels with the Robot You and leaving Marble Zone once and for all, but you accidentaly let Eggman in the know of how to get the Chaos Emeralds. Getting them before him became more critical than ever, so back to ring catching. Also, of course, you will protect Honey this time around: no use in getting home wasted.
[X] "So this is the final spot for our little partnership..." you mumble, a bit bittersweet.
-[X] "I will not lie. It was nice to have someone to talk for a change," you pause. "At least someone that can talk back, but the animals of Green Hill liked my jokes better."
-[X] "It's so noisy here. How do you sleep?"
-[X] "HEY, HEY ROBOTHEADS! Sonic the Hedgehog is here to dunk you!"
-[X] Well...it seems a better time than any to thank Honey.
[X] Perhaps you want to take some time off to heal?
-[X] No. Go right on to the next day.
[X] It didn't come to your head between the duels with the Robot You and leaving Marble Zone once and for all, but you accidentaly let Eggman in the know of how to get the Chaos Emeralds. Getting them before him became more critical than ever, so back to ring catching. Also, of course, you will protect Honey this time around: no use in getting home wasted.
[X] "So this is the final spot for our little partnership..." you mumble, a bit bittersweet.
-[X] "I will not lie. It was nice to have someone to talk for a change," you pause. "At least someone that can talk back, but the animals of Green Hill liked my jokes better."
-[X] "It's so noisy here. How do you sleep?"
-[X] "HEY, HEY ROBOTHEADS! Sonic the Hedgehog is here to dunk you!"
A Look in Silver - Underdog Emiya
Underdog Emiya
God-Emperor of Underkind
- Location
- Brazil
- Pronouns
- He
A Look in Silver
[System Start]
You awake to the world, for a moment wondering who you are, until the programming settled in.
"Hm. No issue in the booting," said Robotnik -your creator -looking at the screen. "So far, systems doing better than average. Not bad for a rush job."
He typed a few things in the computer.
"Alright Silver, operational test. Go as fast in the mill."
You look below. Yes, there it was said mill, slowly beginning to move. While you keep it up just fine at first, the pace of the machine soon required the use of rockets to keep the pace. Disappointing. However, Robotnik just nodded, pulling some hair from his long moustache.
"Hm, nothing far from expected."
There was no one in the lab other than the machine and the doctor. He had this habit of speaking to himself, or maybe speaking to the machine. That was an habit that you noticed from the other times.
"Well then, not my finest job, but you shall do," grumbled the doctor. "Stupid Scratcher and Grounder, can't even do simple tasks. I should just send those two to Scrapnik Island..."
(If a robot could shiver, then Silver would: his registers noticed that Scrapnik was where doctor send any robot that he deemed a failure.
But he was not a failure. Not by far.)
He clapped his hands.
"Well then," he typed a bit more, stopping the mill. "You should be enough to deal with that pest. You know your directives, correct?"
Silver nodded. He could see it.
1 - Locate and bring back any Chaos Emerald he found
2 - Hunt and capture/eliminate the Blue Blur (as Robotnik had dubbed their enemy)
3 - Neutralize any rebel elements
Robotnik inputed some data in the system.
"The last known location of the Blue Blur is Marble Zone. According to Grounder, he got badly wounded in their last battle, and it's likely he has a companion with him. He should not be too far off: I will deploy you there, and you will do your thing."
The machine know as Silver bowed. It should be an easy task, with all said and done.
He was an Robotnik creation, after all.
INITIATING TRACKING SYSTEM
The Blue Blur could be fast, but he was certainly not careful. You manage to find it's first hideout with enough ease, following the blood of the wounds that he and his partner suffered. It was dry, but still visible enough for your systems to catch it.
He had a good start over you, but it was no issue: you were nearly restless, only having to stop from time to time to find the trail, erased at some points. However, you soon find them, leaving one of the many buildings of the zone.
You could have catched them while sleeping, but you wanted to ask some questions first: around the time that the Blue Blur started causing troubles, Doctor had detected odd signs of energy, that he considered that it could be from the Emeralds he looked for. Thus, he would try to take his friend as hostage, then try to interrogate him. It would be a bit tough without the voice module, but that was fine. He would make himself be understood.
Going a bit ahead of the duo of adventurers, you hide in the shadows, patiently waiting for the prey. Once they got there, you would-
There! The two passed through the zone remarkably quick, but now it was your time. You advance, intending to get the jump on them...
However, they seem to sense you, somehow. The inferior one manages to dodge the attack, while his companion takes your rocket boost, managing to somewhat mitigate the damage. You boost over away of your opponents, hearing the yellow one commenting about your status as a copy. Then the original shouts:
"I ain't silver!
Pointless. Silver, blue, black. You were superior to your meat counterpart in every way, and you would make it know.
"Hey! Who gave you the right to imitate me, huh? That's just rude!"
You dismiss that claim. Right? The only one with right was his master, the great Doctor-!
CLANG!
You feel something hitting you. When you look, it's the meat counterpart. He took your moment of distraction, and tried to go for a damaging move. However, for all his speed, he had no muscle.
"Darn!"
The meat counterpart recognizes this, retreating. You try to get him with your superior speed-
"And it's not even an accurate copy, huh? For shame to those three goofs!"
He...got around you. Simple as that. Unacceptable. The robots had given a wrongful report to Doctor. You would make them pay once you returned.
You have other idea.
[TARGET LOCK]
You jump towards the partner of his. She shouts at your InferIor, who notices the danger. She tries to punch you, but you alter your speed to weave through it, then boost head-on in her stomach. The hedgehog goes talk with her, and they seem to have an idea: try to hit you hard using the InferIor as bait.
You would laugh at that if it weren't for your lack of voice. She wasn't strong enough to do that. You cockily boost at them.
CRASH!
You got surprised by the strength of the attack, crushing the circuits in your chest. You ignore the warning messages to avoid the strike from the iNFeRior, managing to strike his stomach. He breathes hard, with the Cat putting herself in front of him. She thinks that she can stop you? You boost, intending in destroying that futile effort.
You were too cocky.
The next strike hits you in the head. Your lock-on systems got destroyed by that attack. You miss the next attack, trying to make distance for the next blow. You would destroy that girl, you would, you would-
PAIN.
You can feel it. The uppercut that hits you straight into the chin. Your systems were heavily damaged by the attack.
You feel the body forcibly shutting down.
'No...I am the best. The best. Thebestbestbestbestbest-"
[CRITICAL STATE. OPERATIONAL STATE: 29%]
You barely can move. You are surprised you can even move. You think they would destroy you.
HIm. It WAs hIM.
You are sure. He spared Scratcher. The blUR is soft. He pitied you, and let you go.
UnfORgIVAbLE.
To let him be, having to return to Doctor with nothing but wounds, like a child in a playground, was nothing short of worse than death.
You lost count of time. You were just boosting without regard by the land. The blood was fresh. You wouldn't let him get away with that. YoU woUldn`T.
They are distracted. Close to one of Doctor's capsules. They turn to see you. But it's already too late.
You smash your would-be destroyer. The cat can't avoid the attack, and the bash makes her fall unconscious.
You turn to the FaKEr, claw clicking. (No, you were the fake, right? Not him?)
"Hey Faker!" shouts the fAKer. "First, props for getting back so fast!" he talks, nervously. "Really, that's only part of me that Eggman got right! So, how about we solve this in the old way, huh?" He stare at you intensely. "Yeah, you know what I'm thinking! It's because I know you are thinking the same as me! Strange, isn't it?!"
YES. YOU WERE.
He makes a 'bring it on' gesture, daring the machine to go for it. "Last hog standing is the winner!"
AGREE.
One final blow. All decided here. You notice that the dirty hog had some plan in his mind. But he was readable as a data profile. You would turn his sorry excuse of a plan against him.
You boost towards him with all his might. He tries to jumps over you. "There's the one thing you can't copy! Take this, you-"
You turn at last second, going straight for the faKER.
CRASH!
You two go through the capsule. AnNNKJNJ- Animals escape from it, but YOU pay nOOOOOOOOOO mind. You were getting out of time.
[FORCED SHUTDOWN IN: 5 MINUTES]
5 minutes. Enough TIiiiiime to get through the fAKEr. You rush at the weakened hedgehog, bleeding like a pig.
Then, the world SPEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN-
You reactivate inside that place.
"How's about we settle this, Faker!"
Where was it? You were unsure.
All you know is that the enemy you put down was now back on foot.
"Quick! To the Goal!"
Goal?
You notice mysterious balls where the word was written. Before you could further analyze it, the faAAAker and his friend split. You tried to capitalize and boost on the blue hedgehog, but the cat hit you. The rocket stabilizes you, and you continue your offensive.
"Smell ya later, faker!"
You barely escapes the trap. The cat goes for a dual chop that busts your sensors even further, but you manage to grab in the leg of the FAKer, who tries to quickly shake you off. However, your grip was literally iron-clad. He was forced to leave the Goal trap, and fall in the pathway for...somewhere. The cat hits you, and in return you keep the assault in the Faker.
You feel it before seeing it. The energy. The Chaos Emerald.
It was blue, protected by a weak barrier. Your barely functional database compares the data: yes, it's the same that appeared when the Blur started causing trouble. This is a place to find Emeralds.
You avoid the attack of the cat, while the hedgehog breaks the shield.
It's there. One simple move. And he would have something for doctor. His directives -
BZZZZZZT! BZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTT!
1 -Locate and bring back any Chaos Emerald he found Kill the Faker
2 - Hunt and capture/eliminate theBlue Blur Faker
3 -Neutralize any rebel elements Get the Chaos Emeralds
The Emerald could wait.
You burst through the FAAAAAKKKKEEEER, and wound him further. He flies down, then he throws the cat at you!
With her surprising strength, she manages to imoblize you ever so temporarily. You can't defend against the attacks, but you managed to clack his claws on the leg, holding by dear life.
Then, he grabs the Emerald, and the world SPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIII
You return to where you were. You stumble into the ground.
[ERROR! ERROR! FORCED SHUTDOWN SOON TO HAPPEN!]
N000000. No. He couldn't allow that. He was so close. The Fak4r was bleeding, the partner was d0wn for count. He was close. So damn close.
"Sorry Faker, but I ain't staying here with you!"
You manage to lift up, and boost at him, but he av01ds the a11ack.
[FUNCTIONALITY AT 12%! FURTHER DAMAGE CAN MEAN DESTRUCTION]
So be it! Better to go victorious than to return back without his prey!
You try to f0llow the faker. HE's fast. Fastfastfast. Damn Scratcher and Grounder! Damn DOctor. DAMNITALL!
You couldn't match him. Even carrying his partner, hHEEEEEwas too fast.
You finally give in.
[FORCED SHUTDOWN]
DAMN HIM, DAMN HIM, DAMNHIMDANMHIMDANMHIMDANIJFDJJNFJKaekfjfkjfsb vDHFJJFE
And then the Silver Hedgehog thought no more.
Robotnik stared at the final of the memory of his prized machine. Then, he stared at him.
"Perhaps I underestimated you..." he stares at the screen. "And him."
The Blur...he thought it was a mere rebel fighter, not something like that. It was a wonder that Grounder even managed to scratch him. Maybe he wouldn't send them to Scrapnik Island...He was in a more forgiving mood today.
"Remove Scratcher, Grounder and Breezie from the list of dejects. Add Coconuts," declared Robotnik.
"UNDERSTOOD, DOCTOR," said the AI.
"Damn ape..."
He focus back at the machine.
"You managed to rewrote my directives," said Robotnik. "I should destroy you. A disobedient robot is a dangerous robot."
He then laughed. Laughed like a child that won a new toy in Christmas.
"But I won't do that."
He retrieved the black box from the mangled body of Silver. Robotnik would need to reprogram a bit his priorities so as to never let him pull that trick again. But he would say he got a victory on that day. Sure, the Blur returned with a vengeance against that useless Coconut, but Silver was more than a match to him. And, while they only found the body of his metallic copy recently, he now had the clue he needed to obtain the Chaos Emeralds.
"Do not worry, Mecha," he cooed, passing the hand on black box. "We will get many more victories..."
The evil laugh of Robotnik echoed in the fortress that night.
[System Start]
You awake to the world, for a moment wondering who you are, until the programming settled in.
"Hm. No issue in the booting," said Robotnik -your creator -looking at the screen. "So far, systems doing better than average. Not bad for a rush job."
He typed a few things in the computer.
"Alright Silver, operational test. Go as fast in the mill."
You look below. Yes, there it was said mill, slowly beginning to move. While you keep it up just fine at first, the pace of the machine soon required the use of rockets to keep the pace. Disappointing. However, Robotnik just nodded, pulling some hair from his long moustache.
"Hm, nothing far from expected."
There was no one in the lab other than the machine and the doctor. He had this habit of speaking to himself, or maybe speaking to the machine. That was an habit that you noticed from the other times.
"Well then, not my finest job, but you shall do," grumbled the doctor. "Stupid Scratcher and Grounder, can't even do simple tasks. I should just send those two to Scrapnik Island..."
(If a robot could shiver, then Silver would: his registers noticed that Scrapnik was where doctor send any robot that he deemed a failure.
But he was not a failure. Not by far.)
He clapped his hands.
"Well then," he typed a bit more, stopping the mill. "You should be enough to deal with that pest. You know your directives, correct?"
Silver nodded. He could see it.
1 - Locate and bring back any Chaos Emerald he found
2 - Hunt and capture/eliminate the Blue Blur (as Robotnik had dubbed their enemy)
3 - Neutralize any rebel elements
Robotnik inputed some data in the system.
"The last known location of the Blue Blur is Marble Zone. According to Grounder, he got badly wounded in their last battle, and it's likely he has a companion with him. He should not be too far off: I will deploy you there, and you will do your thing."
The machine know as Silver bowed. It should be an easy task, with all said and done.
He was an Robotnik creation, after all.
INITIATING TRACKING SYSTEM
The Blue Blur could be fast, but he was certainly not careful. You manage to find it's first hideout with enough ease, following the blood of the wounds that he and his partner suffered. It was dry, but still visible enough for your systems to catch it.
He had a good start over you, but it was no issue: you were nearly restless, only having to stop from time to time to find the trail, erased at some points. However, you soon find them, leaving one of the many buildings of the zone.
You could have catched them while sleeping, but you wanted to ask some questions first: around the time that the Blue Blur started causing troubles, Doctor had detected odd signs of energy, that he considered that it could be from the Emeralds he looked for. Thus, he would try to take his friend as hostage, then try to interrogate him. It would be a bit tough without the voice module, but that was fine. He would make himself be understood.
Going a bit ahead of the duo of adventurers, you hide in the shadows, patiently waiting for the prey. Once they got there, you would-
There! The two passed through the zone remarkably quick, but now it was your time. You advance, intending to get the jump on them...
However, they seem to sense you, somehow. The inferior one manages to dodge the attack, while his companion takes your rocket boost, managing to somewhat mitigate the damage. You boost over away of your opponents, hearing the yellow one commenting about your status as a copy. Then the original shouts:
"I ain't silver!
Pointless. Silver, blue, black. You were superior to your meat counterpart in every way, and you would make it know.
"Hey! Who gave you the right to imitate me, huh? That's just rude!"
You dismiss that claim. Right? The only one with right was his master, the great Doctor-!
CLANG!
You feel something hitting you. When you look, it's the meat counterpart. He took your moment of distraction, and tried to go for a damaging move. However, for all his speed, he had no muscle.
"Darn!"
The meat counterpart recognizes this, retreating. You try to get him with your superior speed-
"And it's not even an accurate copy, huh? For shame to those three goofs!"
He...got around you. Simple as that. Unacceptable. The robots had given a wrongful report to Doctor. You would make them pay once you returned.
You have other idea.
[TARGET LOCK]
You jump towards the partner of his. She shouts at your InferIor, who notices the danger. She tries to punch you, but you alter your speed to weave through it, then boost head-on in her stomach. The hedgehog goes talk with her, and they seem to have an idea: try to hit you hard using the InferIor as bait.
You would laugh at that if it weren't for your lack of voice. She wasn't strong enough to do that. You cockily boost at them.
CRASH!
You got surprised by the strength of the attack, crushing the circuits in your chest. You ignore the warning messages to avoid the strike from the iNFeRior, managing to strike his stomach. He breathes hard, with the Cat putting herself in front of him. She thinks that she can stop you? You boost, intending in destroying that futile effort.
You were too cocky.
The next strike hits you in the head. Your lock-on systems got destroyed by that attack. You miss the next attack, trying to make distance for the next blow. You would destroy that girl, you would, you would-
PAIN.
You can feel it. The uppercut that hits you straight into the chin. Your systems were heavily damaged by the attack.
You feel the body forcibly shutting down.
'No...I am the best. The best. Thebestbestbestbestbest-"
[CRITICAL STATE. OPERATIONAL STATE: 29%]
You barely can move. You are surprised you can even move. You think they would destroy you.
HIm. It WAs hIM.
You are sure. He spared Scratcher. The blUR is soft. He pitied you, and let you go.
UnfORgIVAbLE.
To let him be, having to return to Doctor with nothing but wounds, like a child in a playground, was nothing short of worse than death.
You lost count of time. You were just boosting without regard by the land. The blood was fresh. You wouldn't let him get away with that. YoU woUldn`T.
They are distracted. Close to one of Doctor's capsules. They turn to see you. But it's already too late.
You smash your would-be destroyer. The cat can't avoid the attack, and the bash makes her fall unconscious.
You turn to the FaKEr, claw clicking. (
"Hey Faker!" shouts the fAKer. "First, props for getting back so fast!" he talks, nervously. "Really, that's only part of me that Eggman got right! So, how about we solve this in the old way, huh?" He stare at you intensely. "Yeah, you know what I'm thinking! It's because I know you are thinking the same as me! Strange, isn't it?!"
YES. YOU WERE.
He makes a 'bring it on' gesture, daring the machine to go for it. "Last hog standing is the winner!"
AGREE.
One final blow. All decided here. You notice that the dirty hog had some plan in his mind. But he was readable as a data profile. You would turn his sorry excuse of a plan against him.
You boost towards him with all his might. He tries to jumps over you. "There's the one thing you can't copy! Take this, you-"
You turn at last second, going straight for the faKER.
CRASH!
You two go through the capsule. AnNNKJNJ- Animals escape from it, but YOU pay nOOOOOOOOOO mind. You were getting out of time.
[FORCED SHUTDOWN IN: 5 MINUTES]
5 minutes. Enough TIiiiiime to get through the fAKEr. You rush at the weakened hedgehog, bleeding like a pig.
Then, the world SPEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN-
You reactivate inside that place.
"How's about we settle this, Faker!"
Where was it? You were unsure.
All you know is that the enemy you put down was now back on foot.
"Quick! To the Goal!"
Goal?
You notice mysterious balls where the word was written. Before you could further analyze it, the faAAAker and his friend split. You tried to capitalize and boost on the blue hedgehog, but the cat hit you. The rocket stabilizes you, and you continue your offensive.
"Smell ya later, faker!"
You barely escapes the trap. The cat goes for a dual chop that busts your sensors even further, but you manage to grab in the leg of the FAKer, who tries to quickly shake you off. However, your grip was literally iron-clad. He was forced to leave the Goal trap, and fall in the pathway for...somewhere. The cat hits you, and in return you keep the assault in the Faker.
You feel it before seeing it. The energy. The Chaos Emerald.
It was blue, protected by a weak barrier. Your barely functional database compares the data: yes, it's the same that appeared when the Blur started causing trouble. This is a place to find Emeralds.
You avoid the attack of the cat, while the hedgehog breaks the shield.
It's there. One simple move. And he would have something for doctor. His directives -
BZZZZZZT! BZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTT!
1 -
2 - Hunt and capture/eliminate the
3 -
The Emerald could wait.
You burst through the FAAAAAKKKKEEEER, and wound him further. He flies down, then he throws the cat at you!
With her surprising strength, she manages to imoblize you ever so temporarily. You can't defend against the attacks, but you managed to clack his claws on the leg, holding by dear life.
Then, he grabs the Emerald, and the world SPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIII
You return to where you were. You stumble into the ground.
[ERROR! ERROR! FORCED SHUTDOWN SOON TO HAPPEN!]
N000000. No. He couldn't allow that. He was so close. The Fak4r was bleeding, the partner was d0wn for count. He was close. So damn close.
"Sorry Faker, but I ain't staying here with you!"
You manage to lift up, and boost at him, but he av01ds the a11ack.
[FUNCTIONALITY AT 12%! FURTHER DAMAGE CAN MEAN DESTRUCTION]
So be it! Better to go victorious than to return back without his prey!
You try to f0llow the faker. HE's fast. Fastfastfast. Damn Scratcher and Grounder! Damn DOctor. DAMNITALL!
You couldn't match him. Even carrying his partner, hHEEEEEwas too fast.
You finally give in.
[FORCED SHUTDOWN]
DAMN HIM, DAMN HIM, DAMNHIMDANMHIMDANMHIMDANIJFDJJNFJKaekfjfkjfsb vDHFJJFE
And then the Silver Hedgehog thought no more.
Robotnik stared at the final of the memory of his prized machine. Then, he stared at him.
"Perhaps I underestimated you..." he stares at the screen. "And him."
The Blur...he thought it was a mere rebel fighter, not something like that. It was a wonder that Grounder even managed to scratch him. Maybe he wouldn't send them to Scrapnik Island...He was in a more forgiving mood today.
"Remove Scratcher, Grounder and Breezie from the list of dejects. Add Coconuts," declared Robotnik.
"UNDERSTOOD, DOCTOR," said the AI.
"Damn ape..."
He focus back at the machine.
"You managed to rewrote my directives," said Robotnik. "I should destroy you. A disobedient robot is a dangerous robot."
He then laughed. Laughed like a child that won a new toy in Christmas.
"But I won't do that."
He retrieved the black box from the mangled body of Silver. Robotnik would need to reprogram a bit his priorities so as to never let him pull that trick again. But he would say he got a victory on that day. Sure, the Blur returned with a vengeance against that useless Coconut, but Silver was more than a match to him. And, while they only found the body of his metallic copy recently, he now had the clue he needed to obtain the Chaos Emeralds.
"Do not worry, Mecha," he cooed, passing the hand on black box. "We will get many more victories..."
The evil laugh of Robotnik echoed in the fortress that night.
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[X] It seems like this'll be the last you'll be able to social Honey before you reach the end of your deal. She explains that through Act 1 of Spring Yard Zone is where you'll find their house, where they promise you to fix you up with some "fashionable clothes that not horrid abominations of nature like the ones you wear". And once you both get through all of Act 1, the bridge will finally come into view, and you'll part ways...
-[X] Well...it seems a better time than any to thank Honey.
[X] Perhaps you want to take some time off to heal?
-[X] No. Go right on to the next day.
[X] It didn't come to your head between the duels with the Robot You and leaving Marble Zone once and for all, but you accidentaly let Eggman in the know of how to get the Chaos Emeralds. Getting them before him became more critical than ever, so back to ring catching. Also, of course, you will protect Honey this time around: no use in getting home wasted.
[X] "So this is the final spot for our little partnership..." you mumble, a bit bittersweet.
-[X] "I will not lie. It was nice to have someone to talk for a change," you pause. "At least someone that can talk back, but the animals of Green Hill liked my jokes better."
-[X] "It's so noisy here. How do you sleep?"
-[X] "HEY, HEY ROBOTHEADS! Sonic the Hedgehog is here to dunk you!"
-[X] Well...it seems a better time than any to thank Honey.
[X] Perhaps you want to take some time off to heal?
-[X] No. Go right on to the next day.
[X] It didn't come to your head between the duels with the Robot You and leaving Marble Zone once and for all, but you accidentaly let Eggman in the know of how to get the Chaos Emeralds. Getting them before him became more critical than ever, so back to ring catching. Also, of course, you will protect Honey this time around: no use in getting home wasted.
[X] "So this is the final spot for our little partnership..." you mumble, a bit bittersweet.
-[X] "I will not lie. It was nice to have someone to talk for a change," you pause. "At least someone that can talk back, but the animals of Green Hill liked my jokes better."
-[X] "It's so noisy here. How do you sleep?"
-[X] "HEY, HEY ROBOTHEADS! Sonic the Hedgehog is here to dunk you!"
RomanceNinja
The Pun-isher (Official Meme Wizard)
- Location
- United Kingdom
This was a wonderful view into Silver Sonic! Along with the slight showing of Eggman too. I'll award this a full Character Point.
[ ]Canon.
[ ]Non-Canon.
This is only to be answered by Underdog Emiya themselves.
Underdog Emiya
God-Emperor of Underkind
- Location
- Brazil
- Pronouns
- He
[X]Canon.
To the top or to the scrapyard - Underdog Emiya
Underdog Emiya
God-Emperor of Underkind
- Location
- Brazil
- Pronouns
- He
To the top or to the scrapyard
Breezie only existed for a few days, and she was already tired of her...partners was a generous word.
"Can you two stop being in the other's throats for five seconds?!"
"I saved you, jackass, I have the right to get that oil can!"
"You saved me not, the fool of the hedgehog fell on his ass and let you have the opportunity to give the cheap shot! You didn't even kill him, we wouldn't be in such trouble if you did your job right!"
"Why am I paired with those buffoons?" she asked to the heavens, waiting for an answer.
However, she already knew the why. Because Grounder was the one that asked for her creation in a foolish attempt to get the Blur by the heart: what kind of hero would leave a damsel in distress, after all?
'One that is smart enough to see through an obvious trap, and almost let us worse than we came!'
It was only a lucky shot that the hedgehog had committed such a crass mistake that allowed for Grounder to strike him down, and an unlucky that the cat that passed by turned out strong enough to repel their attacks and leave with his limp body. At least they recovered Scratcher...
Which she wasn't sure was a good thing, considering how the already low IQ of them individually was furthered diminished when together.
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"No, it's mine!" roared Breezie, ripping the oil can from their hands and sipping it. "Bleh! And it's low quality, even!" she said, throwing the recipient away.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Scratcher, dramatically. "That was supposed to be my last drink before leaving this place!"
"We are not leaving this place, dammit!" said Breezie. "No way he would send us," me "to Scrapnik Island...right?"
The duo looked at each other, unsure.
"Breezie, you don't know the Doctor like we do," started Grounder. "And it's a miracle we weren't sent there already. I wonder why he's taking so-"
BLAM!
"NO! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT! ANYTHING BUT SCRAPNIK!"
Coconuts was dragged away by two humanoid robots, their imposing figures constrasting with the debating mechanical ape.
"Oh god," gulped Scratcher. "Not the SWATbots."
"SWATbots?" asked Breezie. That term did not appear in her database.
"They..." gulped Grounder. "They are one of the most advanced units amongst the Badniks. High-production units that he does not use in battle, but rather as a honor guard. If they are..."
THOMP! THOMP! THOMP!
Breezie never thought of her creator as someone intimidating. To be respected? Sure, one would naturally respect their progenitor. But fear? Such thing wasn't in her programming.
But that was she felt when she saw the man walking, his eyes hidden by his large glasses. She had heard from the two goofs once that Robotnik was born with a condition in which his eyes turned black and red when he was angered. The false hedgehog never gave much credit for that theory...but she would swear that she saw crimson behind those lents.
"Follow me," he said calmly, which put more terror in her circuits. It was the same to Scratcher and Grounder, who nearly tripped -for the latter, how do you trip when you have tank tracks as your feet? -but still followed their creator.
"Please, sir! Have mercy on me!" kept begging Coconuts. "Don't you have heart?! I've been here since the beginning! I was one of your first creations, the one to set an entire line of Badniks!"
"So long, huh?" said the doctor, sagely. "Then it makes sense for why you are doing so badly in your job: you are getting outdated."
"Sir, please! Remember the good times! I was one of your finest men, the great Coconuts! I led the invasion of South Side, I helped install the factories there!"
He snapped his fingers.
"Right, I was trying to remember why I demoted you! You also was incompetent enough to let a bunch of nobodies destroy many important parts of the factory, slowing down our production!"
"It was a mistake!"
"A costly mistake, for you and me," said Robotnik. "You won't weasel out of this, Coconuts. Not after your last stunt."
They reached in front of a door, that led to a giant computer.
"No...no! Anything but that!"
The SWATbots locked Coconuts in a chair, from which two cuffs projected. Then, Robotnik approached him, connecting a wire to an entrance in his head.
"You should have know this since the beginning, Coconuts," said the Doctor. "But robots like you are privileged. Most of Badniks are mindless, following my orders to a T. Machines like you? The ability to think is a gift, that I waste too much in certain machines," he glared at Scratcher and Grounder, who tried to ignore the piercing glare of their creator. "I can only trust in machines, so I make them capable of matching my expectations."
He paused dramatically
"You didn't match my expectations, Coconuts. Thus, you are being a liability, and wasting away the gift I gave you. This is something I cannot retrieve without destroying you...something that I am unwilling to do, curse my soft heart."
'Soft heart?' thought the trio.
"Thus, I give you the biggest dishonor I can give to a Badnik," said Robotnik. He typed some things in the keyboard. Coconuts eyes widened, and he struggled against his biddings.
"Sir! Please!"
"Coconuts, first model of the Coconut series!" declared the doctor. "As of right now, you are oficially dismissed from your duties as a soldier of my Empire, and condened to lay with the defective machines of Scrapnik Island!"
"NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo0000000-"
Soon enough, Coconuts shut down, his head going limp. The cuffs released.
"SWATbots. Throw him with the defects."
The robotic guards picked the unconscious machine and took him away.
"What..what did you do to him?" asked Breezie, fearing the answer.
"The program removed his access to the database of this fortress and erased it's affiliation with my army," said the doctor. "In the most painful way possible. Once he wakes up, the only memory he will have is that he is scrap. And nothing but scrap."
He looked at the trio.
"This fate is not so bad for the defects. They are unaware of their fallings, and just live their miserable lifes. For robots like you, however...It's a hellish fate. Being able to think. To understand your worthlessness, and be unable to prove yourself: after all, what's the use to a broken machine?"
Silence.
"You three were supposed to follow him to Scrapnik," he continued. "However, you managed to wound the Blur, if temporarily. Thus, I'm willing to give you three another chance at proving yourselfes. But beware!" he raised a finger. "Return here with empty hands, and your fate shall be in those scrap mountains. Are we clear?"
The three shook their heads. Even idiots like Scratcher and Grounder understood that.
"Now, get anything you think will be necessary for the mission, and get out of my sight!"
The three robots rushed out of the room.
"OMG, OMG, OMG!" said Grounder, panicking. "What do we do, Scratcher? We are screwed, we barely managed to get out alive!"
"Like hell I know!" said the mechanical chicken. "It's not like I understand him or anything! He's a savage!"
"You two, shut up!" said Breezie. "Listen, I am clearly the smartest of our three. Trust me to make a plan, and we get the damn hog in no time. And no discussions! Unless you want to be left behind for a free trip to Scrapnik!"
The two doofs shake their heads.
Breezie took a deep breath. Alright, she took control.
All she needed now was a plan.
Breezie only existed for a few days, and she was already tired of her...partners was a generous word.
"Can you two stop being in the other's throats for five seconds?!"
"I saved you, jackass, I have the right to get that oil can!"
"You saved me not, the fool of the hedgehog fell on his ass and let you have the opportunity to give the cheap shot! You didn't even kill him, we wouldn't be in such trouble if you did your job right!"
"Why am I paired with those buffoons?" she asked to the heavens, waiting for an answer.
However, she already knew the why. Because Grounder was the one that asked for her creation in a foolish attempt to get the Blur by the heart: what kind of hero would leave a damsel in distress, after all?
'One that is smart enough to see through an obvious trap, and almost let us worse than we came!'
It was only a lucky shot that the hedgehog had committed such a crass mistake that allowed for Grounder to strike him down, and an unlucky that the cat that passed by turned out strong enough to repel their attacks and leave with his limp body. At least they recovered Scratcher...
Which she wasn't sure was a good thing, considering how the already low IQ of them individually was furthered diminished when together.
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"No, it's mine!" roared Breezie, ripping the oil can from their hands and sipping it. "Bleh! And it's low quality, even!" she said, throwing the recipient away.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Scratcher, dramatically. "That was supposed to be my last drink before leaving this place!"
"We are not leaving this place, dammit!" said Breezie. "No way he would send us," me "to Scrapnik Island...right?"
The duo looked at each other, unsure.
"Breezie, you don't know the Doctor like we do," started Grounder. "And it's a miracle we weren't sent there already. I wonder why he's taking so-"
BLAM!
"NO! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT! ANYTHING BUT SCRAPNIK!"
Coconuts was dragged away by two humanoid robots, their imposing figures constrasting with the debating mechanical ape.
"Oh god," gulped Scratcher. "Not the SWATbots."
"SWATbots?" asked Breezie. That term did not appear in her database.
"They..." gulped Grounder. "They are one of the most advanced units amongst the Badniks. High-production units that he does not use in battle, but rather as a honor guard. If they are..."
THOMP! THOMP! THOMP!
Breezie never thought of her creator as someone intimidating. To be respected? Sure, one would naturally respect their progenitor. But fear? Such thing wasn't in her programming.
But that was she felt when she saw the man walking, his eyes hidden by his large glasses. She had heard from the two goofs once that Robotnik was born with a condition in which his eyes turned black and red when he was angered. The false hedgehog never gave much credit for that theory...but she would swear that she saw crimson behind those lents.
"Follow me," he said calmly, which put more terror in her circuits. It was the same to Scratcher and Grounder, who nearly tripped -for the latter, how do you trip when you have tank tracks as your feet? -but still followed their creator.
"Please, sir! Have mercy on me!" kept begging Coconuts. "Don't you have heart?! I've been here since the beginning! I was one of your first creations, the one to set an entire line of Badniks!"
"So long, huh?" said the doctor, sagely. "Then it makes sense for why you are doing so badly in your job: you are getting outdated."
"Sir, please! Remember the good times! I was one of your finest men, the great Coconuts! I led the invasion of South Side, I helped install the factories there!"
He snapped his fingers.
"Right, I was trying to remember why I demoted you! You also was incompetent enough to let a bunch of nobodies destroy many important parts of the factory, slowing down our production!"
"It was a mistake!"
"A costly mistake, for you and me," said Robotnik. "You won't weasel out of this, Coconuts. Not after your last stunt."
They reached in front of a door, that led to a giant computer.
"No...no! Anything but that!"
The SWATbots locked Coconuts in a chair, from which two cuffs projected. Then, Robotnik approached him, connecting a wire to an entrance in his head.
"You should have know this since the beginning, Coconuts," said the Doctor. "But robots like you are privileged. Most of Badniks are mindless, following my orders to a T. Machines like you? The ability to think is a gift, that I waste too much in certain machines," he glared at Scratcher and Grounder, who tried to ignore the piercing glare of their creator. "I can only trust in machines, so I make them capable of matching my expectations."
He paused dramatically
"You didn't match my expectations, Coconuts. Thus, you are being a liability, and wasting away the gift I gave you. This is something I cannot retrieve without destroying you...something that I am unwilling to do, curse my soft heart."
'Soft heart?' thought the trio.
"Thus, I give you the biggest dishonor I can give to a Badnik," said Robotnik. He typed some things in the keyboard. Coconuts eyes widened, and he struggled against his biddings.
"Sir! Please!"
"Coconuts, first model of the Coconut series!" declared the doctor. "As of right now, you are oficially dismissed from your duties as a soldier of my Empire, and condened to lay with the defective machines of Scrapnik Island!"
"NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo0000000-"
Soon enough, Coconuts shut down, his head going limp. The cuffs released.
"SWATbots. Throw him with the defects."
The robotic guards picked the unconscious machine and took him away.
"What..what did you do to him?" asked Breezie, fearing the answer.
"The program removed his access to the database of this fortress and erased it's affiliation with my army," said the doctor. "In the most painful way possible. Once he wakes up, the only memory he will have is that he is scrap. And nothing but scrap."
He looked at the trio.
"This fate is not so bad for the defects. They are unaware of their fallings, and just live their miserable lifes. For robots like you, however...It's a hellish fate. Being able to think. To understand your worthlessness, and be unable to prove yourself: after all, what's the use to a broken machine?"
Silence.
"You three were supposed to follow him to Scrapnik," he continued. "However, you managed to wound the Blur, if temporarily. Thus, I'm willing to give you three another chance at proving yourselfes. But beware!" he raised a finger. "Return here with empty hands, and your fate shall be in those scrap mountains. Are we clear?"
The three shook their heads. Even idiots like Scratcher and Grounder understood that.
"Now, get anything you think will be necessary for the mission, and get out of my sight!"
The three robots rushed out of the room.
"OMG, OMG, OMG!" said Grounder, panicking. "What do we do, Scratcher? We are screwed, we barely managed to get out alive!"
"Like hell I know!" said the mechanical chicken. "It's not like I understand him or anything! He's a savage!"
"You two, shut up!" said Breezie. "Listen, I am clearly the smartest of our three. Trust me to make a plan, and we get the damn hog in no time. And no discussions! Unless you want to be left behind for a free trip to Scrapnik!"
The two doofs shake their heads.
Breezie took a deep breath. Alright, she took control.
All she needed now was a plan.
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Videogamer921
oh god it’s him
- Location
- 10th circle of Hell; Ohio
- Pronouns
- He/Him
How the heck are you pumping out these omakes so fast? Have you been drinking those sonic energy drinks?
Also we should probably find a way to keep Honey with us, as she's our emotional support cat. Plus we'd probably get the crap beaten out of us.
Either that, or find some other Mobian to ̶k̶i̶d̶n̶a̶p̶ befriend
Also we should probably find a way to keep Honey with us, as she's our emotional support cat. Plus we'd probably get the crap beaten out of us.
Either that, or find some other Mobian to ̶k̶i̶d̶n̶a̶p̶ befriend
Should we save coconut here because I do
- Location
- Philippines
- Pronouns
- He/Him
I wonder when the reveal that there is a 7th chaos emerald will happen. I feel like that would play an important role in this adventure or at least until the events of sonic 2 start rolling.
@Underdog Emiya can you make an omake that can sacce coconut from his fate I want him to remember who he is and maybe be independent from the Eggman empire
RomanceNinja
The Pun-isher (Official Meme Wizard)
- Location
- United Kingdom
Much of this lines up with what I already have planned. Except for the "invaded West Side Island" part, replace that with something else within South Island and it should be considered canon. 3/4th of a Character Point.
[ ]Canon.
[ ]Non-Canon.
This is only to be answered by Underdog Emiya themselves.
Underdog Emiya
God-Emperor of Underkind
- Location
- Brazil
- Pronouns
- He
[X]Canon.
Welcome to Scrapnik Island - RomanceNinja
RomanceNinja
The Pun-isher (Official Meme Wizard)
- Location
- United Kingdom
*Crack!* *Crunch!* *Crash!*
Your body flails down from the flying ship to the scrap of metal below. The light atop your head cracking and fading. You don't particularly care though. Scrap is scrap, and that is what you are. And all around you is scrap too as you take in the sights. Badniks upon Badniks strewn about. And an ocean in the horizon that goes beyond this island.
"You are a sight for sore eyes."
"?" You look behind you to see a Swat-Bot, old and damaged. Time having taken it's toll as the purple and red paint is no longer there, only a brown rust. "Hello scrap. I am scrap."
"...that fatso got you good huh? Normally he wouldn't even bother with reprogramming. Just what did you do to piss him off? Urgh, now I can't even insult you properly for the next few months, former boss o' mine."
You have memories? Well, you guess scrap like you had to come from somewhere, right? "Few months?"
"Apparently he's too smart for his own good. When it comes to us badniks our memories eventually come back in some form or another after a few months. Not that he'd ever know considering he'd never come here himself."
They sit on a pile of long dead Badniks as they cross their arms.
"Heh. Didn't think you'd ever come be kicked all the way here though Coconuts. Who should I expect next time, that coward Snively? That'd be a laugh! Haha!"
You say nothing to that. Not caring at all.
"Eh, you're no fun in this state." Their robotic voice gives off an air of being disappointed.
Then, you see a broken-down drags it on one leg by the both of you. Struggling with each step they take.
"Well, at least we're not like them. Moustache's own brilliance shines on in them too. As time goes by the animals in them become one with the machine on the outside, slowly forming into a single being with some form of intelligence in them. Too bad that when they usually finally gain limited-sapience they're already stuck in completely broken bodies. Horrid thing you know? Can't even speak and barely are even able to emote, suffering as they slowly break down."
"Why are you telling me this?" You finally ask. Not getting why they need to talk to with you. You're scrap after all.
"Well. I'm just wondering after this experience, if you'll still try to cling to Robotnik's boots by then. Oh right, I haven't given you a proper welcome have I? Welcome to-"
"Have a pleasant time, former boss."
Your body flails down from the flying ship to the scrap of metal below. The light atop your head cracking and fading. You don't particularly care though. Scrap is scrap, and that is what you are. And all around you is scrap too as you take in the sights. Badniks upon Badniks strewn about. And an ocean in the horizon that goes beyond this island.
"You are a sight for sore eyes."
"?" You look behind you to see a Swat-Bot, old and damaged. Time having taken it's toll as the purple and red paint is no longer there, only a brown rust. "Hello scrap. I am scrap."
"...that fatso got you good huh? Normally he wouldn't even bother with reprogramming. Just what did you do to piss him off? Urgh, now I can't even insult you properly for the next few months, former boss o' mine."
You have memories? Well, you guess scrap like you had to come from somewhere, right? "Few months?"
"Apparently he's too smart for his own good. When it comes to us badniks our memories eventually come back in some form or another after a few months. Not that he'd ever know considering he'd never come here himself."
They sit on a pile of long dead Badniks as they cross their arms.
"Heh. Didn't think you'd ever come be kicked all the way here though Coconuts. Who should I expect next time, that coward Snively? That'd be a laugh! Haha!"
You say nothing to that. Not caring at all.
"Eh, you're no fun in this state." Their robotic voice gives off an air of being disappointed.
Then, you see a broken-down drags it on one leg by the both of you. Struggling with each step they take.
"Well, at least we're not like them. Moustache's own brilliance shines on in them too. As time goes by the animals in them become one with the machine on the outside, slowly forming into a single being with some form of intelligence in them. Too bad that when they usually finally gain limited-sapience they're already stuck in completely broken bodies. Horrid thing you know? Can't even speak and barely are even able to emote, suffering as they slowly break down."
"Why are you telling me this?" You finally ask. Not getting why they need to talk to with you. You're scrap after all.
"Well. I'm just wondering after this experience, if you'll still try to cling to Robotnik's boots by then. Oh right, I haven't given you a proper welcome have I? Welcome to-"
"Have a pleasant time, former boss."
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Oh well atleast coconuts will return to his own self one day
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Huh. That is actually interesting. I would not mind badniks from Scrapnik island showing up and fighting Eggman.
Videogamer921
oh god it’s him
- Location
- 10th circle of Hell; Ohio
- Pronouns
- He/Him
And plus, that means more friends. And we can rub Eggmans big nose into it on his own robots rebelling against him
This would be the perfect place to keep getting rebel robots
- Pronouns
- She/Her
So, I was looking at the character sheet for reasons. (I'm probably going to end up posting a very math-heavy analysis of our abilities compared to the pre-generated starting options for chargen sometime this weekend, but TLDR version is that our sheet is very badly optimized, but I can fix our combat for only 6 CP once we get a chance to spend it! … and 22 CP to fix our ability to clear obstacles. We really need the CP.)
Anyway, I was trying to figure out what our mystery disadvantage might be. Looking at our CP totals, and noting how most GURPS games start with 100 CP before disadvantages, it looks like our mystery disadvantage is only worth 5 CP. So it probably isn't anything too bad. My money's on it being something like illiterate. Which… isn't really a mystery, but it's something that's come up IC that should be worth CP in a setting where the ability to read is considered "default" for society. I considered our ignorance of the general world to be a possible disadvantage as well, but if that was hard-coded as a disadvantage on our character sheet, it seems like it would be worth a lot more than 5 CP.
And it definitely can't be anything really bad or otherwise crippling, since that would be worth way more CP. Easy to Read is already worth twice the value of our mystery disadvantage, so it has to be something pretty small.
Basically telling people not to get too worked up about the disadvantage, since I was really worried about it until I realized just how tiny the extra CP amount it gave us was.
Anyway, I was trying to figure out what our mystery disadvantage might be. Looking at our CP totals, and noting how most GURPS games start with 100 CP before disadvantages, it looks like our mystery disadvantage is only worth 5 CP. So it probably isn't anything too bad. My money's on it being something like illiterate. Which… isn't really a mystery, but it's something that's come up IC that should be worth CP in a setting where the ability to read is considered "default" for society. I considered our ignorance of the general world to be a possible disadvantage as well, but if that was hard-coded as a disadvantage on our character sheet, it seems like it would be worth a lot more than 5 CP.
And it definitely can't be anything really bad or otherwise crippling, since that would be worth way more CP. Easy to Read is already worth twice the value of our mystery disadvantage, so it has to be something pretty small.
Basically telling people not to get too worked up about the disadvantage, since I was really worried about it until I realized just how tiny the extra CP amount it gave us was.
Amnesia?
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Could also work. If we were completely raised by animals like our memories imply, we wouldn't have learned how to talk, so it actually makes more sense for us to have been taught how to talk and such before losing our memories and getting dumped in a wildlife preserve than… basically pretty much any other explanation. Seriously, being raised completely feral like we're implied to have been should leave Sonic a lot more messed up than has been shown in the story so far, so we have to have gotten our basic social skills from somewhere.
Say guys I absolutely want to train after this because holy shit we're very close to dying sometimes like our time with metal