Sweet Justice
Sweet Justice

You were not very happy getting summoned to the capital again. In fact, you felt a little anxious. Too much was on your mind to really focus on why you were summoned.

But Zima was asked to come as well, so you had a few ideas. Hopefully, it would be good news instead of your fears coming true.

Your victory made you and all of the Rus elated. The Mongols, for the first time in almost 30 years, had been defeated in battle. Many were celebrating that fact. In Novgorod alone, you had seen hundreds of barrels of Vodka rolled out into the streets as people drank for nights at a time.

You actually ordered Axel to find out how much Vodka there was in the city because from the amount that was being drunk, you were afraid that you would run out. And there was one thing any Russian feared more than the Mongols: Not having any vodka.

You had heard stories about your father's victories over the Mongols. The entire city went on a drinking binge that lasted three days, decimating the stock of Vodka in the city. And when they ran out, the imperial army had to step in before the city decided to riot. Running dry is certainly not the best thing to do right now. You wanted your city intact, dammit.

But as you got to the Imperial Palace, the emperor himself was there to greet you, a warm smile on his face. "Vasily Aristov! It seems you're the man of the hour right now." Alexander stated. "Defeating the Mongols in a blizzard, coming out of the snow like angels striking the damned. The reports were certainly dramatic reads."

You frowned. "There will be more Mongols to kill. Of that, I can assure you."

"While I am disappointed that you did not accept my kind offer earlier, we both have bigger things to worry about." He said. He then saw Zima. "My lady." He bowed his head slightly and kissed her hand. "It seems the rumors about your beauty were true."

"Flattering." Zima replied in a dull tone, ripping her hand away from Alexander's and firmly taking yours.

Alexander then cleared his throat, slightly taken aback, though you could see a hint of jealousy in his eyes. "Follow me."

He led you through the imperial palace towards the throne room, and you smelled something as you walked through. It was a strange sulfury smell that made you want to cover your mouth. It was like you were inhaling toxic smoke.

When Alexander sat down on his throne he rolled his neck. "I received the will that you sent and showed it to my advisors to confirm it was real." He looked at Zima. "Jan is a snake, who has stolen your rightful inheritance Princess Zima. And do you know what your people do to snakes?"

Zima nodded. "We cut off their heads."

Alexander gave a small smile. "Right you are. But I have more things in store for your traitorous cousin."

"And what would that be?" You asked.

Alexander looked to his right of his throne, where a sword lay within arm's reach.

You smiled. "I didn't think you were one to get your hands dirty."

"I have my moments. And humiliation before execution is always cathartic." Alexander replied. "Now I'm going to ask you to go with Howlett to the balcony. We have a prince to deal with."

Howlett walked out of the shadows behind you, you barely noticed him as he said in a quiet voice. "Follow me Prince Aristov."

Howlett led you through the hallways an up a stairway until you overlooked the throne room.

Howlett stopped and turned to you and Zima. "He may not show it, but Alexander respects you for keeping this quiet. You may not know it, but if this went public, his reputation would have been damaged irreversibly."

"How?" You asked.

"An unlawful succession happening under his nose without a hint of suspicion from the emperor," Howlett allowed himself to frown. "Would set a dangerous precedent."

"Ah." You said with a click of your teeth. "But why are we waiting up here?"

Howlett's frown disappeared and was replaced with a wry smile. "Drama, Price Aristov. The Emperor has a flair for the dramatic on occasion. This is one of them."

"Great, we're just parts of a show to him." Zima complained looking down at the emperor. Alexander was indeed sitting on the throne lazily as if he was waiting for some sort of show to start.

"Indeed." Howlett replied with a nod.

An hour seemed to pass before the throne room doors opened again. Footsteps sounding like a marching column entered your ears. Men clad in armor and bearing weapons marched in formation, with a man draped in finery at their head. Silks and other expensive fabric clothed him, and the crown of a prince adorned on his head. Alexander was sitting up straight, ready for his act to begin.

Gone was the laziness, in front of you, was a cold, calculating man who was scanning the room for anything to use to his advantage in anything, from conversation to a weapon.

The soldiers were imperial soldiers, and you could see from the face of Jan, he was surprised.

"My emperor." Jan knelt down in front of the Emperor. "You requested my presence, and I am at ready to do as you ask."

Alexander stood up and walked forward. "At my service and ready to do anything I command... My favorite way of saying 'kiss my ass'. But it is also the coward's way of hiding guilt when a crime has committed." He knew exactly what he said, and he was provoking a reaction from Jan.

It worked flawlessly. "Pardon, my emperor?" Jan said dumbfounded. "I don't understand."


"Of course you understand False Prince Jan. According to the will by your late aunt, you are not even worthy of your title. And have stolen it from someone whom your aunt thought was far more worthy than a sniveling coward who quails at the sight of blood and would rather spend his days in drunken debauchery then deal with actual matters of state."

Alexander pulled out a piece of parchment, the will with the unbroken seal.

Jan stood up. "Where did you get that!?" He demanded.

"Oh? I thought you were at my service and ready to do anything I command. If you still have a faint flicker of loyalty, then I command you to listen to me read this piece of parchment." Alexander stated.

Jan was shaking, wanting to do something to stop the emperor, but he looked around and knew there was nothing he could do.

"I'll skip the boring part because we both know who wrote this will and I want to get to the exciting part," Alexander stated as he glanced down at the parchment once to be sure. "In this last will and testament, following a lengthy council with both my lords and my family, The throne of Poland, and all my territories shall be inherited, by my lawful decree, to Zima Królowa, my niece of Patryk Królowa and Alva Von Bebenburg." Alexander set the will back into his pocket and smirked at Jan. "I believe you can bring them down Howlett."

Howlett led you back down the way you came. And when Jan saw you both, he tried to shake out of the control of the guards who were holding him down. But he failed. "YOU!" He screamed in anguish.

"Auntie would be ashamed of you," Zima said as she walked forward and slapped him. "How dare you disrespect her wishes in death and…" Zima was so angry that she couldn't properly get the words out. "Bastardize her legacy. The legacy of our family and our people!"

Jan spat up onto her face. "You have no right to talk about the legacy of our people you german whore!"

That made you snap. You pushed Zima aside and picked up that bastard by the throat.

"Call my wife a whore again you coward! DO IT AGAIN AND I'LL MAKE YOU BEG FOR DEATH!"

"Vasily, please put him down. I have not properly given him his sentence yet." Alexander said, now looking unconcerned of the murder that might happen in front of him.

"Than hurry up so I can rip his throat out." You growled. "He has stolen and dishonored my wife for too long with his very presence being the ultimate insult to honor."

"Fair enough," Alexander stated. "But first the crown."

You yanked the crown off of Jan's head and threw it to Alexander. "Princess Zima, please kneel."

Zima did as he asked. "Do you, Princess Zima of house Królowa, swear to me loyalty, honor and to protect this empire and all of its citizens as The Grand Princess of Poland?"

"I do my emperor." Zima replied.

"Than rise, and serve me well Grand Princess…." He paused and allowed Zima to stand up. He looked at you and Jan. "Jan Królowa. For the crimes of unlawful succession, attempted destruction of legal documents, and unlawful rule over a province of the empire... I sentence you to die a traitor's death. To be hanged, drawn and quartered."

Jan wanted to scream but you punched him in the face and prevented that from occurring. "I hope you burn in hell!" You snarled as you dropped Jan to the floor, letting him fall to the ground, unconscious.

Reward: Zima is now Legally the Grand Princess of Poland. New action available.

AN: Enjoy.
 
He then saw Zima. "My lady." He bowed his head slightly and kissed her hand. "It seems the rumors about your beauty were true."

"Flattering." Zima replied in a dull tone, ripping her hand away from Alexander's and firmly taking yours.

Alexander then cleared his throat, slightly taken aback, though you could see a hint of jealousy in his eyes.
... if he pulls a Gilgamesh, we overthrow him and shoot him out of a cannon.
He led you through the imperial palace towards the throne room, and you smelled something as you walked through. It was a strange sulfury smell that made you want to cover your mouth. It was like you were inhaling toxic smoke.
The gunpowder manufacturing.
Jan spat up onto her face. "You have no right to talk about the legacy of our people you german whore!"

That made you snap. You pushed Zima aside and picked up that bastard by the throat.

"Call my wife a whore again you coward! DO IT AGAIN AND I'LL MAKE YOU BEG FOR DEATH!"
Mmmmmmm, that's good catharsis.
I sentence you to die a traitor's death. To be hanged, drawn and quartered."
Fun fact: that process also involves getting disemboweled, and their entrails set on fire... while the sentenced is still alive!
 
You have no right to talk about the legacy of our people you german whore
Wait what? German Whore? What's this about? Is Zima part German? Is there a deeper reason Alexander was jealous of us?
... if he pulls a Gilgamesh, we overthrow him and shoot him out of a cannon
Zima seemed quite quick and forcefully when she pulled her hand away, and quite disdainful of Alexander's showboating. If you look above you'll see I'm quite worried this dislike may not be so abrupt and sudden but the culmination of previous experiences and encounters.
 
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Wait what? German Whore? What's this about? Is Zima part German?
In the bachelorettes, Zima has this in her character drabble.
according to Natasha, to German Imperial nobility.
So Jan calling her a German whore is attacking her parents and calling her an outsider to the 'pure' Polish nobility. Despite the fact she's a goddamned hussar.

Zima seemed quite quick and forcefully when she pulled her hand away, and quite disdainful of Alexander's showboating. If you look above you'll see I'm quite worried this dislike may not be so abrupt and sudden...
Well, all I will say is this: I'm not telling unless you speak to Zima.
 
If we're going to be worried about anything it should be the pope. He pretty much threatened us and ordered us not to do this.
We're not catholics under the control of his church, the Polish nobility respect Zima, we just won a crushing victory agains the Mongols (the first victory of any kind in thirty years) and we had the support of the Emperor in our actions.

Pope can't do much other than bitch and moan.
 
Well, all I will say is this: I'm not telling unless you speak to Zima
...Zima was a Maiden when we married her right? Vasily would've noticed that.

Right? Right? Right?!!??

Edit: Seriously don't do this man. Having the Emperors ex lover as our wife is really fucking dangerous for us and is something that should've been hinted at in her proposal.
 
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...Zima was a Maiden when we married her right? Vasily would've noticed that.

Right? Right? Right?!!??

Edit: Seriously don't do this man. Having the Emperors ex lover as our wife is really fucking dangerous for us and is something that should've been hinted at in her proposal.
As if being lovers in the medieval era explicitly require a sexual relationship?
They could have been childhood friends or something.
Anyways, I'm really curious.
 
...Zima was a Maiden when we married her right? Vasily would've noticed that.

Right? Right? Right?!!??

Edit: Seriously don't do this man. Having the Emperors ex lover as our wife is really fucking dangerous for us and is something that should've been hinted at in her proposal.
really... Why can't Zima be the emperor's friend who had a falling out with him when they were children? Why do people always assume they were lovers when there has been absolutely no evidence for the contrary? Especially when Zima has a 100/100 and would tell us that secret because it may be politically damaging.

Do you really think I'm that cliche?
 
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really... Why can't Zima be the emperor's friend who had a falling out with him when they were children? Why do people always assume they were lovers when there has been absolutely no evidence for the contrary? Especially when Zima has a 100/100 and would tell us that secret because it may be politically damaging.

Do you really think I'm that cliche?
More like people are too cliche to assume otherwise :V
 
@McLuvin ...Why the hell do we care? She wasn't pregnant, aside from that it's not a huge deal unless Zima tells us different. We're not Puritans.
Because it changes our entire relationship with the Emperor. Makes us question why he singled us out when he had no reason to believe the claims we were the next big thing. Makes us wonder why he's trying to drag us into court. The jealousy he showed here and the unusual amount of support for Zima's ascension suddenly become very very dangerous potentially.

I don't want to have that relationship to change. Especially because marrying a non virgin in this period is a big deal and the Emperors partial antagonism (calling us Khan repeatedly and making that out officiall nickname despite us hating that name) could lead to bad things when we factor in his ruthlessness and possible growing madness.
really... Why can't Zima be the emperor's friend who had a falling out with him when they were children? Why do people always assume they were lovers when there has been absolutely no evidence for the contrary? Especially when Zima has a 100/100 and would tell us that secret because it may be politically damaging.

Do you really think I'm that cliche?
I'm paranoid as fuck. So yeah, forgive that.
 
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@McLuvin ...Why the hell do we care? She wasn't pregnant, aside from that it's not a huge deal unless Zima tells us different. We're not Puritans.
You do realize this is the medieval period?
If Zima wasn't a virgin, we would be obligated by secular and canon law to do something about it. Virginity was explicitly part of marriage arrangement contracts for the time. Yes, it is horribly sexist that a woman who lost their virginity before marriage is considered 'rotten goods', but it's an unfortunately accurate part of history. You might want to pick up a book about women in the medieval era. Protestant Puritains don't exist yet, but the Catholic church can fill that 'role' more than adequately.
As if being lovers in the medieval era explicitly require a sexual relationship?
They could have been childhood friends or something.
Childhood friends are one thing. But if they sent 'letters'? Then that would have been too much.
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really... Why can't Zima be the emperor's friend who had a falling out with him when they were children? Why do people always assume they were lovers when there has been absolutely no evidence for the contrary?
Welcome to the dark side of shipping: When a man and a woman have an on-screen interaction that has vague associations of being 'together', the audience is going to ask 'when are they going to get together'. I'm not joking, Hollywood's studied that when making Rom-Coms.
 
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You do realize this is the medieval period?
If Zima wasn't a virgin, we would be obligated by secular and canon law to do something about it. Virginity was explicitly part of marriage arrangement contracts for the time. Yes, it is horribly sexist that a woman who lost their virginity before marriage is considered 'rotten goods', but it's an unfortunately accurate part of history. You might want to pick up a book about women in the medieval era. Protestant Puritains don't exist yet, but the Catholic church can fill that 'role' more than adequately.

Childhood friends are one thing. But if they sent 'letters'? Then that would have been too much.
I don't think 'letters' would be damaging, especially since Zima appears to dislike the emperor. It might be a mess on the relations between the three of us, but I don't think the emperor is willing to do rash actions currently.
Well, let's find out next turn then :)
 
As long as the Polish nobility wait until after we've dealt with the mongols for any potential revolts we'd probably be fine, we seem to have the best martial skill in the empire by a significant margin and have command traits optimized for the terrain and weather of eastern and northern Europe, we'd crush them in a fight. In terms of any relationship between the emperor and our wife that might have been in the past it would be nice to know but honestly I don't think it would really change anything at this point, at most we might decide to stay away from the imperial court a bit more from now on which we'd probably do anyway considering the distances.
 
My point is that while some cultures were horribly uptight about this it's a political football that was already in play regardless of the truth of the matter- and much of the time when virginity was questioned it was political, and just as often it was ignored for political reasons. You have to remember 99% of the time in most areas the law was not archived or catalogued or ironclad, there was basically tradition and the local lord's interpretation of it and the latter prevailed.

Zima being a Hussar with male soldiers opened her up to accusations of being a 'loose woman' regardless of hymens or previous relationships and beyond Vasily's private opinions the truth hardly matters. Certainly Vasily is not 'obligated' to do jack shit regarding it if he does not care to.

Any tongues that wag about such matters would likewise wag regardless of the truth, and they can really only be silenced in the traditional manner of heated tongs queens and emperors are fond of. Given such rumormongering is de facto treason to Poland and Russia I don't imagine it'll be spoken of openly unless we screw up, in which case if it wasn't Zima's virginity it'd be our faith or our breeding or whatever. So yes, in a sense the truth of Zima and Alexander's relations hardly matter unless Vasily makes it matter, though it appears they were innocent.
 
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So you're telling me that we've got the throne AND one of the primary title claimants has been sentenced to death?

Now we just have to hope that ZIma's rivals in Poland can keep it in their pants long enough for us to CRUSH the Mongols, and we should be good to go.
 
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