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Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]

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theJMPer, those for the record were surface nuclear strikes, and modern MIRVs should be able to crack the hulls (though really you need some MK47s, the overpressure from below at the least will stop it, and ideally will destroy it, if it is anything like the MK-48s. This might be the ideal mission for a submarine assault.

Damn this is the super star destroyer mission, isn't it. We can't take it on unless we attack at point blank range, can we.
 
Obviously they need to come up with an out of the box plan.

Equip the submarine girls with big ass drills and dig their way up through Habakkuk's underside to plant bombs etc.
Hell Iku might even get excited about the thought of penetrating a giant carrier in such an extensive manner.
 
San Fran : And we don't even have the mythical 'Force' to help us aim a shot down a convenient exhaust port, either, do we...?
 
Harry Leferts said:
Well, considering what they did to Arizona, what with trying to sideline her, you'd probably get something similar to what happened with Yamato in the anime in regards with Big E. And it's also kind of hilarious to consider a flat chested Enterprise. I mean, can you imagine what might happen if she was revealed to the others? Everyone, Americans and Japanese alike, expect this Amazonian woman, quite possibly busty... and get this lanky woman whose chest is smaller then some of the Destroyers.
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It is rather hilarious. And lets not forget a mouth comparably foul as our favorite love letter to the 80's. And hat was a funny little omake. The idea of E and Yamato being forced to chill and be bored out of their skulls is just a greatly amusing image. Added E spending her time boozing and chowing down on hotdogs just makes it. XD

Arizona's sidelining was as much political as it was tactical. They just had a much easier time pushing the tactical angle to cover up the political. Then Richardson said 'Fuck you, she's a battleship. She's going to do battlethings.' while attempting to be as politically loophole savvy as he can. E and Yamato need comparable intervention.

I'd also bet Yamato's demure calm would not last when she finds out her little sister is going off to wreck face with full sanction.
 
...actually, if it is electro turbo drive, we ... might have a plan. If we can load NJ and Nagato with EMP generating shells, we should be able to disable its propeltion and navigation systems, but as they are short ranged weapons, we will still need to attack at point blank range.
 
Ryand-Smith said:
...actually, if it is electro turbo drive, we ... might have a plan. If we can load NJ and Nagato with EMP generating shells, we should be able to disable its propeltion and navigation systems, but as they are short ranged weapons, we will still need to attack at point blank range.
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San Fran : Are such things even possible?

... Wow. If they are... wow.
 
Ryand-Smith said:
theJMPer, those for the record were surface nuclear strikes, and modern MIRVs should be able to crack the hulls (though really you need some MK47s, the overpressure from below at the least will stop it, and ideally will destroy it, if it is anything like the MK-48s. This might be the ideal mission for a submarine assault.

Damn this is the super star destroyer mission, isn't it. We can't take it on unless we attack at point blank range, can we.
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Okay, I agree with you that modern nukes would probably solve the Hoppo problem. But you can't go around nuking the oceans. We need the oceans for food. (well, not us us, but the Japanese do.) Nuking things is just too politically nonviable, especially when the US isn't really threatened.

The Out of universe reason is that solving everything with nukes would sideline the shipgirls. There's certain in-universe reasons for it, yes, but if you try and argue me here I'll just throw the Out of Universe reason back at you. You do want more cute battleships doing cute battlethings, right?
jwolfe_beta said:
Obviously they need to come up with an out of the box plan.

Equip the submarine girls with big ass drills and dig their way up through Habakkuk's underside to plant bombs etc.
Hell Iku might even get excited about the thought of penetrating a giant carrier in such an extensive manner.
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Ooh! Too far outside the box! Get closer to the box!
Icywinter said:
San Fran : And we don't even have the mythical 'Force' to help us aim a shot down a convenient exhaust port, either, do we...?
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White: *frantic giggles.*
Old Iron said:
It is rather hilarious. And lets not forget a mouth comparably foul as our favorite love letter to the 80's. And hat was a funny little omake. The idea of E and Yamato being forced to chill and be bored out of their skulls is just a greatly amusing image. Added E spending her time boozing and chowing down on hotdogs just makes it. XD

Arizona's sidelining was as much political as it was tactical. They just had a much easier time pushing the tactical angle to cover up the political. Then Richardson said 'Fuck you, she's a battleship. She's going to do battlethings.' while attempting to be as politically loophole savvy as he can. E and Yamato need comparable intervention.

I'd also bet Yamato's demure calm would not last when she finds out her little sister is going off to wreck face with full sanction.
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Just a point of order: E and Yamato haven't been seen because they're not around. They're not like Mushi or Ari who have been summoned, but can't be sortied for political reasons. Because if E showed up, she'd steal the spotlight from everyone.
 
Icywinter said:
San Fran : Are such things even possible?

... Wow. If they are... wow.
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Not that I know of. I mean, I've never even heard of IRL EMP shells. Fantasy sure, but real life?

Wouldn't firing a shell like that break it? EMPs are fragile devices at the best of times. Stuffing one down a battleship scale barrel can't be good for it, in the slightest. Not to mention Jersey certainly never would have gotten shells like that, leave aside Musashi.
 
Skywalker_T-65 said:
Not that I know of. I mean, I've never even heard of IRL EMP shells. Fantasy sure, but real life?

Wouldn't firing a shell like that break it? EMPs are fragile devices at the best of times. Stuffing one down a battleship scale barrel can't be good for it, in the slightest. Not to mention Jersey certainly never would have gotten shells like that, leave aside Musashi.
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San Francisco : Exactly what I was thinking.

... And I'm guessing that we haven't figured out how to load up New Jersey with her box launchers yet, have we?
 
Ryand-Smith said:
...actually, if it is electro turbo drive, we ... might have a plan. If we can load NJ and Nagato with EMP generating shells, we should be able to disable its propeltion and navigation systems, but as they are short ranged weapons, we will still need to attack at point blank range.
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Emps don't work like that. If it's ran by relays, directly connected, vacuum tubes or transistors and have no microchips in it, consider it emp proof.
Ryand-Smith said:
theJMPer, those for the record were surface nuclear strikes, and modern MIRVs should be able to crack the hulls (though really you need some MK47s, the overpressure from below at the least will stop it, and ideally will destroy it, if it is anything like the MK-48s. This might be the ideal mission for a submarine assault.

Damn this is the super star destroyer mission, isn't it. We can't take it on unless we attack at point blank range, can we.
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The Crossroad test did do subsurface strikes. The second one was one. And guess what it? Still took days to sink.
Icywinter said:
San Fran : Are such things even possible?

... Wow. If they are... wow.
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Skywalker_T-65 said:
Not that I know of. I mean, I've never even heard of IRL EMP shells. Fantasy sure, but real life?

Wouldn't firing a shell like that break it? EMPs are fragile devices at the best of times. Stuffing one down a battleship scale barrel can't be good for it, in the slightest. Not to mention Jersey certainly never would have gotten shells like that, leave aside Musashi.
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They wouldn't work for the Above reasons, even if they were a thing.
 
theJMPer said:
ust a point of order: E and Yamato haven't been seen because they're not around. They're not like Mushi or Ari who have been summoned, but can't be sortied for political reasons. Because if E showed up, she'd steal the spotlight from everyone.
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This is true. I'm just finding it an amusing scenario if it ever took place.

I probably should have specified that. XP
 
Old Iron said:
It is rather hilarious. And lets not forget a mouth comparably foul as our favorite love letter to the 80's. And hat was a funny little omake. The idea of E and Yamato being forced to chill and be bored out of their skulls is just a greatly amusing image. Added E spending her time boozing and chowing down on hotdogs just makes it. XD
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Well, E in the omake is so damn foulmouthed because she is really getting tired of this shit and wants to get out there and wreck stuff. Instead, she's stuck on this island with Yamato just sitting on her ass and looking nice.
Old Iron said:
Arizona's sidelining was as much political as it was tactical. They just had a much easier time pushing the tactical angle to cover up the political. Then Richardson said 'Fuck you, she's a battleship. She's going to do battlethings.' while attempting to be as politically loophole savvy as he can. E and Yamato need comparable intervention.
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In, if the omake was true, both Yamato's and E's case, it's mainly political for the most part. Both Japan and the US do not want to deal with the bullshit that would result from the nationalists on both sides of the Pacific at the return of the two countries most famous WWII warships. Yes, you know that there would be US politicians who, if they knew about Enterprise coming back, would raise a massive stink. Mostly about how she's being used to guard another country instead of the US (by which they mean being stuck in port anyways). And you can imagine the fuss that some Japanese nationalist politicians would raise at the idea of what was, to them, the most infamous American WWII warship returning, along with what they would kick up in regards to Yamato.
Old Iron said:
I'd also bet Yamato's demure calm would not last when she finds out her little sister is going off to wreck face with full sanction.
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It would end with both her and E getting rather drunk, possibly starting a fight that wrecks a chunk of the island, and then them waking up together wondering what the fuck happened the night before.
 
I bet Iku had a couple of images that were JUST of her posing lewdly, but Ooyodo shredded them while processing.

Also: Musashi IS in story?! *Runs off to restart the Jersashi's engine*

Harry Leferts said:
Instead, she's stuck on this island with Yamato just sitting on her ass and looking nice.
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At least the fact she's stuck with Yamato "looking nice" probably makes it slightly more tolerable. ;)

In, if the omake was true, both Yamato's and E's case, it's mainly political for the most part. Both Japan and the US do not want to deal with the bullshit that would result from the nationalists on both sides of the Pacific at the return of the two countries most famous WWII warships. Yes, you know that there would be US politicians who, if they knew about Enterprise coming back, would raise a massive stink. Mostly about how she's being used to guard another country instead of the US (by which they mean being stuck in port anyways). And you can imagine the fuss that some Japanese nationalist politicians would raise at the idea of what was, to them, the most infamous American WWII warship returning, along with what they would kick up in regards to Yamato.
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One of my favorite things about Yamaprise is the fact that word getting out that their in a relationship would probably cause a mass explosion of heads among ultranationalist douchebags in both Japan and the USA. Especially if it meant they became one of those couples who are absolute media darlings among the mainstream population.

It's doubly funny when you consider such people tend to be homophobic as well.

It would end with both her and E getting rather drunk, possibly starting a fight that wrecks a chunk of the island, and then them waking up together wondering what the fuck happened the night before.
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You misspelled "night battle" there. :p
 
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obssesednuker said:
I bet Iku had a couple of images that were JUST of her posing lewdly, but Ooyodo shredded them while processing.
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Only Ooyodo will ever know. But signs would point to yes. Unless she kept them, possibly building an ammo cache to get the brass to crack down on excessive lewdmarine lewdness.

Or simply for herself. :p
Also: Musashi IS in story?! *Runs off to restart the Jersashi's engine*
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I'm a bit surprised it took that long. Shock and awe factor I suppose. XD
 
Firefinder12-B said:
What are the odds of Crowning getting added?
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San Francisco : No man is capable of withstanding a full-frontal attack by two battleships. Trust me, I've seen it happen, and it's not pretty.

... It usually ends with said man getting his brains lewded out of him. Let's... Let's not do that to Crowning. Plus, do we even know if Crowning's the type of guy that wants a polyamorous relationship?
 
The real question is will Crowning even get a choice? :)

But yeah odds are high that Jersey and Musashi just going to be friends.

And you are now imagining Musashi trying to herd the taffies.
 
Firefinder12-B said:
The real question is will Crowning even get a choice? :)
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Highly unlikely. XD
But yeah odds are high that Jersey and Musashi just going to be friends.

And you are now imagining Musashi trying to herd the taffies.
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And it is adorable.

To be friends with Jersey, one must first obtain the permission and general approval of the Taffies. Secondly, one must also demonstrate an acceptable level of headpat proficiency with said Taffies.
 
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Crowning looked around the teaming throngs of both humanity and kanmusu that surrounded him and Jersey as they walked through the city on a shopping trip. Mainly because the battleship had discovered that Crowning needed a wardrobe among other things. Which is what found the two where they were as the male of the pair checked his watch. "It's getting rather late, Jersey. We should probably head back now."

With a chuckle, Jersey slung an arm across his shoulders and gave him a grin. "Nah, it would take a couple of hours to get back."

As he shook his head, Crowning glanced around the futuristic city he was now in, buildings well lit that climbed into the heavens. Even as part of him compared it to various cities in science fiction, he turned toward Jersey. "Taffies?"

Waving him off, Jersey snorted. "Already got word that they're at one of the offshore repurposed oil platforms." At his confusion, she smirked. "Kanmusu owned night clubs. They'll stagger back sometime in the predawn knowing them."

His tone dry, the next words from Crowning caused the battleship to laugh as loud as she ever had. "So just like any other sailors then."

Once her laughter calmed down, Jersey was quiet for a few moments before she softly whispered to him. "God, I really fucking missed you for all these years."

Taking her hand, Crowning gave it a soft squeeze. "Well, now I'm back and we'll have possibly centuries." Several seconds later, he looked around. "There's still the issue of it getting late..."

While she slapped his back, Jersey grinned. "I got you covered and already made the arraignments." Seeing his confusion, she pointed in front of them. "We'll be staying there for the night... just you... and me."

Even though he felt his cheeks heat up, Crowning ignored the shiteating grin on Jersey's face. "Right but... I'm kind of surprised though. I would have thought that she would have had nothing to do with something like... this." He then frowned. "And it looks rather expensive."

In reply though, Jersey only shrugged. "Kanmusu from the Abyssal War get discounts. And the restaurant's pretty damn sweet. As to why... she apparently decided that since she was stuck with that nickname, she might as well do something with it and made the best damn hotel chain possible..."

And with that, Jersey pulled Crowning toward the doors to the local Yamato Hotel, one of the biggest and most profitable hotel chains in human space...
 
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