I don't think we want a yandere Iowa in here :V
 
Jap cartoon about drills or something
I eagerly await the destroyers who will pierce the heavens.

twitchier than Nagato in a hamster shop
But a certain nurse made sure OpSec on that was secure!

The moment she opened her mouth, a donut was inserted with some force.
Ah, and now Jersey has come full circle and is the American Kongou with donuts instead of scones.

Jersey smiled, and ruffled the carrier's hair
Shinano a cute.

The battleship fought back her temper, and bowed to the tiny carrier. "Thank you, White."
White-Sensei! The ultimate instructer of all Japanese warships!

Need ASW training? White-Sensei.

Need Dam-Con training? White-Sensei.

Need to learn how to snipe your opponents torpedo launchers with a 5" gun? White-Sensei.

Supplicants from all over the IJN entreat her to gift them with her knowledge from atop her ivory tower guarded day and night by F-14 Tomcats and T-65 X-Wings. One day, when Yamato finally gets around to showing up, her sisters will take her to White-Sensei so that the pride of Japan can gain the most knowledgeable one's blessing. On that day, the Nationalists will all die of heart attacks, and strawberry chocolate milk will materialize for all good boys, girls, and tired army nurses as White-Sensei transcends mortality and becomes a living saint.
 
I WARNED YOU! NONE LISTENED! NONE BELIEVED! I HAVE SEEN DARKNESS, AND IT IS A JEALOUS IOWA!

You know...
It occurs to me, I need a picture of myself when I look crazy, just for moments like this. It's more often than one would think.
Just saying.
 
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