GhostStalker
Jeopardy! contestant
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- NYC
There is no such thing as overkill, there is only "open fire" and "I need to reload".
Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]
- Thread starter theJMPer
- Start date
- Location
- Chicago
I felt like Jersey and Musashi were going to get along at some point - Musashi comes across to me as having the most American personality of any of the Japanese ships (and how can an American not like a girl who's all about the big breasts, big guns, and hamburgers?)
I see her listening to Jersey reminiscing about the 80s and Musashi saying stuff like "Man, the 80s sound so great - I wish I coulda been there. That would've been so cool - just imagine, the two of us, out on the sea together, deterring the Russian!"
I see her listening to Jersey reminiscing about the 80s and Musashi saying stuff like "Man, the 80s sound so great - I wish I coulda been there. That would've been so cool - just imagine, the two of us, out on the sea together, deterring the Russian!"
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
Referencing Japan's old habit of beating the Russians black and blue, except when it comes to tanks? Have a like.
Tsushima Strait, hahaha. Still get some guilty chuckles out of that.
Actually there is overkill.
It happens when something you don't want to kill is near something you do.
Like say some idiot takes offense to Shipgirls being Shipgirls and decides to take Crowning hostage. Now we all know that Jersey would live nothing more than let her big 16s speak. Problem is danger close to those things are about...
200 meter kill radius plus the nearly 800 meter fuck you shit radius.
Or about a thousand meters if the call for Fire TM right. So if Darwin, aka the DUMDASS who kidnapped Crowning, is smart he'll keep the good profession close. So Jersey has to use her smaller guns.
Good thing she has somewhere between a lot and a shitton of 20mms eh?
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- Location
- 'Murica
Musashi: *Wordlessly runs up her ZULU signal flag and smirks.*
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
Preparing to you vessel under tow.
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
- Location
- Ohio
Don't worry Miss Jersey,
Always Late
Lacking in coffee, sleep, and brains
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- Ohio
*shrug* The mental image of two boys smaller than White Plains dragging Jersey and Musashi behind them to the dock was too absurd to pass up.
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Two tiny but buff girls doing the same is funnier.
Edit: For some reason, my mind is putting tugboat girls in Girl Scout uniforms.
Edit: For some reason, my mind is putting tugboat girls in Girl Scout uniforms.
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- Location
- Vancouver, Washington
Brownies
- Location
- Canada
And wearing giant intertubes.
Join the dark side we have puppies and they run up to you holding their leash in their mouth so you can take it and they can tow you home.
- Location
- 'Murica
White: *Approves! Old Iron gets a hug!*
And, "No more target. Damn."
Old Iron
Admiral Unfun
- Location
- The Southwestern Deadlands of America
On the back of those caps there is "Army sucks!" stitched on, too.
Probably not considered more then a few tugs were operated by the Army...
They don't have to care about being adorable. They're husky puppies, adorable is what they are.