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Belated Battleships (KanColle) [REHOST]

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Old Iron said:
Mutsu:
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Dreadnought: Now, now, nothing to be embarrassed about. Why, you should hear the stories that Mikasa has. My, she was something in her youth.~
Arizona: -! *turns bright red and storms off*
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Dreadnought: Oh my, it seems that someone is a bit cranky...~
Rampantfury said:
Iowa: I'm totally confused now... Jersey! Help!
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Dreadnought: *Pinches Iowa's cheeks* Oh, Iowa dear. Everything will be okay.
 
Harry Leferts said:
Dreadnought: Now, now, nothing to be embarrassed about. Why, you should hear the stories that Mikasa has. My, she was something in her youth.~
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Mutsu: Please. That's alright. *waves hands* I'm sure they're fascinating, but-Admiral Richardson and I-Ah... We're...
Hiei: She's trying to figure out the right time to confess. *grins* I have a bet with Jintsuu that Mutsu will be the one confessing, not the Admiral. He has spirit. But not a maiden's heart!
Mutsu: *buries her face in her hands*
Dreadnought: Oh my, it seems that someone is a bit cranky...~
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Hiei: She's still getting used to this. Being called 'Ari-mama' by Jane didn't help. *nods sagely*
 
Saratoga: Yeah Dreadnought. You and Jackie. When he wasn't dallying with the battle cruiser of the month. What would your grandmother think!
 
Old Iron said:
Mutsu: Please. That's alright. *waves hands* I'm sure they're fascinating, but-Admiral Richardson and I-Ah... We're...
Hiei: She's trying to figure out the right time to confess. *grins* I have a bet with Jintsuu that Mutsu will be the one confessing, not the Admiral. He has spirit. But not a maiden's heart!
Mutsu: *buries her face in her hands*
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Dreadnought: My, my, my.~ I must admit, Mutsu dear, I had not thought that you would be the shy type. But, even so, I can give you stories and some advice...~
Hiei: She's still getting used to this. Being called 'Ari-mama' by Jane didn't help. *nods sagely*
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Dreadnought: Well now... 'Ari-mama' you say? Now that is rather interesting. Oh, Arizona dear, please come back and tell mummy all about this secret you've be. Keeping from her...
Kiyone4ever said:
Saratoga: Yeah Dreadnought. You and Jackie. When he wasn't dallying with the battle cruiser of the month. What would your grandmother think!
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Dreadnought: Why, she would be cheering me on. Though I do have some tales involving my Admiral and the, ah, 'Battlecruiser of the Month' as you put it...~
 
Harry Leferts said:
Dreadnought: My, my, my.~ I must admit, Mutsu dear, I had not thought that you would be the shy type. But, even so, I can give you stories and some advice...~

Dreadnought: Well now... 'Ari-mama' you say? Now that is rather interesting. Oh, Arizona dear, please come back and tell mummy all about this secret you've be. Keeping from her...

Dreadnought: Why, she would be cheering me on. Though I do have some tales involving my Admiral and the, ah, 'Battlecruiser of the Month' as you put it...~
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Saratoga: Invincible... Courageous... Furious... Renown... Ol' Jackie really loved fast ladies.
 
Kiyone4ever said:
Saratoga: Yeah Dreadnought. You and Jackie. When he wasn't dallying with the battle cruiser of the month. What would your grandmother think!
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Inflexible: "He may have been a cad and a bounder and definitely not a gentleman, but by God, he knew his way around a battleship!"
Jersey: (looks at the grandmotherly battleship with horror). "Y-y-you mean...?"
Inflexible: "I have sixteen inch guns too, you know! Sometimes you just need a good loading."
Jersey: "Yes, but..."
Inflexible: "And not this new-fangled breach loading business either! In my day we went from the other end!"
 
Always Late said:
*reads last three pages* What the hell did I just see and why can't I stop laughing?
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You're seeing Dreadnought grandma-troll everyone of the other BBs.

drakensis said:
Inflexible: "I have sixteen inch guns too, you know! Sometimes you just need a good loading."
Jersey: "Yes, but..."
Inflexible: "And not this new-fangled breach loading business either! In my day we went from the other end!"
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*chokes on breakfast*
 
Harry Leferts said:
Dreadnought: My, my, my.~ I must admit, Mutsu dear, I had not thought that you would be the shy type. But, even so, I can give you stories and some advice...~
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Hiei: She's not too good on defense. Nope. Especially a sneak attack. Plenty good on offense though. You should see that suit she got to tease the Admiral with. Sexy Secretary I think.
Mutsu: *coughs as she tries to regain some dignity* It's not a costume. It's a genuine suit. *chuckles* One that happens to be good at provoking certain reactions~
Dreadnought: Well now... 'Ari-mama' you say? Now that is rather interesting. Oh, Arizona dear, please come back and tell mummy all about this secret you've be. Keeping from her...
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Arizona: *hauling as much ass as she can at 20knots*
Hiei: *laughs at the sight of Ari flat out booking it* She's not the only one. Jane calls all of us that. Even Jintsuu.
Always Late said:
*reads last three pages* What the hell did I just see and why can't I stop laughing?
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Behold some of the most ludicrous shitposting the story has seen. XD
landcollector said:
Give it time. Kongou's luck in avoidance will run out sooner or later.
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Really doesn't help that she's British-made too.
 
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King George V: Mum, please stop this nonsense. It's embarrassing.
Howe: This is what happens when they let her out of the home. Every sodding time.
 
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