[4:30 PM] Rook: next up
[4:30 PM] Rook: we have PART THE 20(edited)
[4:30 PM] Aleph: DUN DUN DUUUUUUN
[4:31 PM] Rook: Keris plays with the babbums at night
[4:31 PM] Rook: I imagine it is distressingly cute
[4:31 PM] Aleph: it is extremely cute
[4:32 PM] Rook: rip keris you slept too long
[4:32 PM] Rook: bad sun
[4:32 PM] Rook: stop it
[4:32 PM] Rook: lmao
[4:32 PM] Aleph: "Ungh," she moans, squinting against the glare of the sun and retreating back underwater after poking her head out.
[4:32 PM] Aleph: : P
[4:32 PM] Rook: Keris is a very grumpy girl when she wakes up but this is not news
[4:32 PM] Aleph: trufax: one time in Matasque she did this - slept in a flooded ditch
[4:33 PM] Aleph: it was Air, so ice formed over the top
[4:33 PM] Rook:
[4:33 PM] Aleph: when she woke up and punched her way out, there was a person with a cart nearby
[4:33 PM] Rook: oh, god, that poor person
[4:33 PM] Rook: they must have had a heart attack near
[4:33 PM] Aleph: they thought she was a yidak, screamed, abandoned the cart and fled
[4:33 PM] Rook: ahahaha
[4:33 PM] Aleph: Keris was like "????" and stole the cart
[4:33 PM] Rook: Poor sod
[4:33 PM] Rook: I keep misreading Saturnday as Saturday
[4:33 PM] Aleph: : P
[4:34 PM] Rook: 'womanfully resists the urge to go pilfer things' oh Keris
[4:34 PM] Rook: looks like Danuwong's father has some lung issues
[4:34 PM] Rook: to put it lightly
[4:34 PM] Aleph: indeedy
[4:35 PM] Rook: aaand Keris settles in to wait
[4:35 PM] Rook: [MGS music]
[4:35 PM] Rook: god
[4:35 PM] Rook: i wish i could just like
[4:35 PM] Rook: read from a mental library
[4:35 PM] Aleph: : P
[4:35 PM] Rook: That would make life so much more fun
[4:35 PM] Aleph: you can, dear
[4:35 PM] Aleph: it's called "remembering things you've read"
[4:35 PM] Rook: lol
[4:35 PM] Aleph: alternatively: "having a Kindle"
[4:36 PM] Rook: yes, but there's the utility of pretending you're paying attention from having mental books
[4:36 PM] Rook: while really you're just re-reading Harry Potter
[4:36 PM] Aleph: : P
[4:36 PM] Aleph: well in Keris's case, you may note she's reading up on Salinan theory.
[4:36 PM] Aleph: Sasi is Devonian
[4:36 PM] Rook: Dulmea is confused, and Keris is - aye
[4:36 PM] Aleph: : P
[4:37 PM] Rook: hello Joyous Raven how are you
[4:37 PM] Rook: god keris is spooky
[4:37 PM] Aleph: You can really tell that Keris is at heart a Night-caste
[4:38 PM] Aleph: she does love her sudden appearances and her elaborate chains of false identities
[4:38 PM] Rook: hee
[4:38 PM] Rook: yes
[4:38 PM] Rook: how nice of Keris to let her finish her prayers
[4:38 PM] Rook: such generosity
[4:38 PM] Aleph: she is very generous
[4:38 PM] Aleph: : 3
[4:38 PM] Rook: indeed
[4:39 PM] Rook: hello old bald dude
[4:39 PM] Rook: your name is Red Mountain Lanatu but I'm gonna call you old bald dude
[4:39 PM] Aleph: "The spirit enters the room, which more or less halts all activity in it."
[4:39 PM] Aleph: : V
[4:39 PM] Aleph: "Red Mountain Lanatu," it announces, and makes a rapid and entirely unnoticed decision roughly summarised as "why not?".
[4:39 PM] Aleph: o keris
[4:39 PM] Rook: lol
[4:40 PM] Aleph: quite a lot of Keris's decisions consist of her thinking up something on the spot and going "fuck it, why not?"
[4:40 PM] Aleph: a distressing number of them, really.
[4:40 PM] Rook:
[4:40 PM] Rook: also
this dude
[4:40 PM] Rook: weird shit inside him
[4:40 PM] Aleph: oh really?
[4:40 PM] Rook: i'm reminded of cancer
[4:40 PM] Aleph: Flesh growing out of control?
[4:40 PM] Aleph: Yes.
[4:40 PM] Aleph: That would be
[4:40 PM] Aleph: because it is
[4:40 PM] Aleph: in fact
[4:40 PM] Aleph: cancer.
[4:40 PM] Rook: this does not surprise me
[4:40 PM] Aleph: He has lung cancer. Because he smokes a lot.
[4:40 PM] Rook: i'm so surprised :U
[4:41 PM] Aleph: Much like how the illness Keris encountered in Piu, in Nexus, in Firewander District near the Wyld Zone, was...
[4:41 PM] Aleph: ... pneumonia.
[4:41 PM] Rook: and keris ponders curing cancer
[4:41 PM] Rook: o keris
[4:41 PM] Rook: "hey man i'll eat your cancer"(edited)
[4:41 PM] Aleph: ES quite likes pointing out that normal mundane illnesses are common.
[4:42 PM] Aleph: And not everything has to be a magical disease spread by daydreaming about being naked in class that makes dogs come out of your ears.
[4:42 PM] Rook: i've always liked that, frankly
[4:42 PM] Aleph: ikr
[4:42 PM] Rook: i don't see it much anywhere
[4:42 PM] Aleph: The mundane in the magical.
[4:42 PM] Rook: mhm!
[4:42 PM] Rook: it's nice to see
[4:42 PM] Rook: really helps ground things
[4:42 PM] Aleph: and yes, Keris is going NOM NOM NOM EATIN' UR CANCER UP
[4:42 PM] Aleph: IS TASTY WAHAHAHA
[4:42 PM] Rook: because you have Keris with her freaky Metagaoian I EAT YOUR CANCER
[4:43 PM] Aleph: "With coaxing words she keeps the old man calm even as she eats of his flesh and drinks his blood - and does it all to help him."
[4:43 PM] Rook: but at the same time that's the solution to... just an old guy dying of cancer.
[4:43 PM] Rook: idefk how you could keep someone calm in that
[4:43 PM] Aleph: in fairness, she's numbing the pain
[4:43 PM] Aleph: and there aren't actually any nerves in the lungs to start with
[4:43 PM] Aleph: and he doesn't know she's doing that
[4:43 PM] Rook: That old guy must be so happy
[4:44 PM] Aleph: I can't tell if that's ironic or not.
[4:44 PM] Rook: It isn't.
[4:44 PM] Aleph: I mean, he can breathe again.
[4:44 PM] Aleph: So yeah.
[4:44 PM] Rook: S'my point
[4:44 PM] Aleph: "W-will my soul be tainted, wise one?" he asks the hell-empowered Infernal Exalt, voice trembling.
[4:44 PM] Rook: Just the simple joy of having (what he knows to be) a benevolent spirit come and help him breathe
[4:44 PM] Rook: That must be such a powerful thing
[4:44 PM] Aleph: I do love ES's sense of humour sometimes.
[4:44 PM] Rook: hee
[4:44 PM] Aleph: It's the same as mine.
[4:44 PM] Aleph: Juxtaposition of absurdity.
[4:45 PM] Rook: and Keris heads back to the Catalyst
[4:45 PM] Aleph: 21!
[4:45 PM] Rook: o keris
[4:45 PM] Aleph: oh yes
[4:45 PM] Aleph: Keris: "I'mma just Self-Seed the entire region."
[4:45 PM] Rook: -end part 20
[4:45 PM] Rook: yes yep
[4:45 PM] Rook: just
[4:45 PM] Rook: keris
[4:46 PM] Rook: keris stop kerising so hard
[4:46 PM] Aleph: : D
[4:46 PM] Rook: you're going to keris it all up
[4:46 PM] Rook: you bloody keris
[4:46 PM] Aleph: fiiiinally onto doc 2
[4:46 PM] Aleph: Part 21!
[4:46 PM] Rook: PART THE 21
[4:46 PM] Rook: we open on a relatively empty area of An Teng
[4:47 PM] Rook: nyoooom goes Keris with the self-seeds
[4:47 PM] Rook: implanting Fast As Fuck
[4:47 PM] Aleph: "She practices while she's at it. People in her wake find wounds healed and illnesses in remission - a handful even find missing limbs grown back or terrible scars gone."
[4:47 PM] Aleph: "Doctor!"
"Yes?"
"You know my leg?"
"Are you getting phantom pains again?"
"No, doctor! It grew back!"
[4:47 PM] Rook: kek
[4:47 PM] Rook: "I thought you were missing an arm!"
[4:47 PM] Rook: "I did too!"
[4:48 PM] Rook: aw Rathan
[4:48 PM] Rook: no cri rathan
[4:48 PM] Rook: no cri pls
[4:48 PM] Aleph: rathan is SO MOE when crying
[4:48 PM] Rook: aaand now we Occult 4
[4:48 PM] Aleph: Rathan and Haneyl don't seem to understand much of the theory - though Echo does turn up for a few lectures and nods knowingly - but they seem to enjoy the time spent with her nonetheless. << Echo smart
[4:48 PM] Rook: heee
[4:48 PM] Aleph: well
[4:48 PM] Aleph: either smart or trolling
[4:48 PM] Rook: "Mama, why is the sky black?"(edited)
[4:48 PM] Aleph: definitely one of the two
[4:48 PM] Rook: deep questions
[4:49 PM] Rook: we got a regular little philosopher up in here
[4:49 PM] Rook: "sasi's sasiness" o keris
[4:49 PM] Rook: Keris raises a finger.
Keris lowers the finger.
"Be... cause... you're... all pretty and grey-silver instead!" she says, and nods firmly. "Like how you didn't get my red hair or dark skin. The stuff you got from Sasi was your colouring and," she smiles fondly and kisses Haneyl on the forehead, "I think a lot of your personality too."
[4:49 PM] Rook: KERIS
[4:49 PM] Rook: PLS
[4:49 PM] Aleph: Haneyl considers this. "Does the bit where Rathan cries a lot and makes lots and lots and lots of noise come from you then?"
[4:49 PM] Aleph: : V
[4:49 PM] Rook: yes
[4:49 PM] Rook: yes it does
[4:50 PM] Rook: partially
[4:50 PM] Aleph: "And Echo's fastness and breaking-things-ness comes from... uh... I mean, it's probably more..."
There is a pause.
"... okay that one might be more a joint thing," she admits after a brief moment of reflection. "But probably more her other mama than me. Slightly. Well, the stealing is probably me. Did Dulmea get you another teacup?"
[4:50 PM] Rook: lol
[4:50 PM] Rook: MOTHERLY TOPIC CHANGE
[4:50 PM] Aleph: MOTHERLY SLEEP LULLABYE
[4:50 PM] Rook: heeeee
[4:50 PM] Rook: she's adorable
[4:50 PM] Rook: it's great
[4:50 PM] Aleph: "Her daughter-soul has a habit of putting down hair-roots whenever she falls asleep, which is why Keris has already learnt to make sure she's on the bed before she drifts off, rather than trying to move her there afterwards." << oh man
[4:50 PM] Aleph: I had forgotten that
[4:51 PM] Aleph: so cute~
[4:51 PM] Rook: she really is
[4:51 PM] Rook: 'allo again Joyous Raven
[4:51 PM] Rook: teeeeeaaaa and fruuuuit
[4:52 PM] Rook: maiden of flowers, entwined in vines eh
[4:52 PM] Rook: I WONDER WHO THAT IS
[4:52 PM] Aleph: Keris: "Yesssss gettin' me some cult action"
[4:53 PM] Rook: "well you don't have to kill a shitload of animals"
[4:53 PM] Rook: should have thought of that earlier keris
[4:53 PM] Aleph: Keris is powerful. She is not always wise.
[4:53 PM] Aleph: : P
[4:53 PM] Rook: *often
[4:53 PM] Aleph: look
[4:53 PM] Aleph: you can't talk
[4:53 PM] Rook: o rly
[4:53 PM] Aleph: yah rly
[4:54 PM] Rook: you have now put me in the most unenviable position of having to refrain from saying NO WAI to complete the dated meme reference
[4:54 PM] Rook: h8 u
[4:54 PM] Aleph: heh
[4:54 PM] Aleph: "after Keris' cunning social gambit of out-waiting her pays off."
[4:54 PM] Rook: lol
[4:54 PM] Aleph: SUCH CUNNING
[4:54 PM] Rook: well, at least she's given her another option
[4:55 PM] Aleph: and now we get Keris's Salinan paradigm coming into play
[4:55 PM] Rook: "STUPID PAST-ME"
[4:55 PM] Rook: lel
[4:55 PM] Rook: salt harder keris
[4:55 PM] Rook: "I... uh, don't follow," Dulmea says.
[4:55 PM] Rook: oh dulmea
[4:55 PM] Rook: don't feel bad
[4:56 PM] Aleph: yes, really don't feel bad
[4:56 PM] Rook: The little dryad is eventually located with her hands blending into a largeish book, which she attempts to hide behind her back with an innocent expression
[4:56 PM] Rook: omg
[4:56 PM] Aleph: Keris is throwing 9-16 dice at this
[4:56 PM] Rook: OMG
[4:56 PM] Rook: so CUTE(edited)
[4:56 PM] Aleph: We now encounter a new verb
[4:56 PM] Aleph: "to MINE"
[4:56 PM] Rook: ahaha
[4:56 PM] Aleph: example: "I like that book, MINE!"
[4:57 PM] Rook: next morning, after keeping the kids from blowing up
[4:57 PM] Rook: we're back to Joyous Raven
[4:57 PM] Rook: she's quiet worried about this Pale Mistress
[4:57 PM] Aleph: this is not surprising
[4:58 PM] Aleph: the Pale Mistress is one of the two Big Gods of An Teng.
[4:58 PM] Aleph: She's basically their version of the devil.
[4:58 PM] Rook: with the Golden Lord
[4:58 PM] Rook: yeah
[4:58 PM] Aleph: amusingly, Keris could kill her.
[4:58 PM] Rook: lol
[4:58 PM] Aleph: honestly, Keris could probably kill the Golden Lord, though that would be a tougher fight.
[4:58 PM] Rook: "they were dead not Dead" oh, exalted(edited)
[4:58 PM] Aleph: : P
[4:59 PM] Aleph: once again, the mundane in the magical.
[4:59 PM] Rook: teeeeeeeen sux
[4:59 PM] Rook: ANTI-MALARIA POWERS ACTIVATE
[4:59 PM] Rook: return to sasiiiiii
[4:59 PM] Aleph: Keris gets quite a bit of use out of the surface bits of Kimbery's excellency
[4:59 PM] Rook: oh, sasi
[4:59 PM] Rook: you should sleep moar
[5:00 PM] Rook: ... serious questions
[5:00 PM] Rook: D:
[5:00 PM] Aleph: frightening patterns
[5:00 PM] Rook: ... o_o
[5:01 PM] Rook: well
[5:01 PM] Rook: uh
[5:01 PM] Rook: christ, sasi
[5:01 PM] Aleph: yyyyup
[5:01 PM] Aleph: now, see
[5:01 PM] Aleph: the control-freak terror and paranoia here
[5:01 PM] Aleph: would honestly be the best choice for her to Sacrifice
[5:01 PM] Aleph: but they're what's driving her to want it at all
[5:02 PM] Rook: well
[5:02 PM] Rook: WELL
[5:02 PM] Rook: that's uh
[5:02 PM] Rook: genuinely affecting
[5:02 PM] Rook: and i'm just reading along after the fact
[5:02 PM] Aleph: : D
[5:02 PM] Rook: christ, sasi
[5:02 PM] Rook: -end part 21