Ascensions and Transgressions: the Tales of Keris Dulmeadokht (Exalted game)

Well, that Oath to Lilunu is going to be interesting. Because it definitely isn't going to go the way Lilunu thinks it will. Especially as it looks to Keris like helping Lilunu's Souls get around their restrictions and grow stronger helps Lilunu a great deal.
 
Well, that Oath to Lilunu is going to be interesting. Because it definitely isn't going to go the way Lilunu thinks it will. Especially as it looks to Keris like helping Lilunu's Souls get around their restrictions and grow stronger helps Lilunu a great deal.
If Lilunu knew that Keris knew what had been done to her TED soul, that oath would probably send her into a straight up panic attack. Keris is now obligated to directly defy Orabilis once she learns where Lela is imprisoned. Sure, she doesn't have to be stupid about it or stage a prison break the second she learns where the prison in question is, but it still boots her straight from "kinda naughty but ultimately still a tool of the Reclamation" to "brazenly rebelling against the Unquestionable." After all, that's not the sort of crime that she can hide or cover up. She could try and obscure the fact that it was her who did it, but Lilinu knows that the list of people who are both capable of freeing an imprisoned demon lord and willing to defy the Unquestionable for the sake of her souls is very, very short.

Basically, we're getting very close to the day the Unquestionable begin to regret their life choices, and Lilinu might realize that if she stops and thinks about that oath for a minute.
 
Five Calibrations Pass - Air 773 & The Snake and the Hyena (NSFW Side Story)
A story about the planning phase for mid-to-late Air of 773:

"Gee willikers," said @Aleph with bright and cheery optimism one morning, "I sure do wish that Keris was better at making friends without falling into bed with them!"
Behind her, a single finger curled on the monkey's paw, and in his lair under the sands, @EarthScorpion smiled a malevolent smile.

I'm not mad, ES. I'm just very disappointed in you.


As is linked in the chapter, this season also sees the new NSFW sidestory from the Kerisgame extras, which was born from us wanting to see more of Keris and Claudia interacting and also some plot stuff that inevitably snuck in as it always does.

Kerisgame Side Story - The Snake and the Hyena
 
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"Gee willikers," said @Aleph with bright and cheery optimism one morning, "I sure do wish that Keris was better at making friends without falling into bed with them!"Behind her, a single finger curled on the monkey's paw, and in his lair under the sands, @EarthScorpion smiled a malevolent smile.

Oh I don't know about that.

Sure, Fossyi is more of Lilunu's friend than Keris's right now, but these take time. Plus, you've got a wonderful conversation starter in bringing him the sealed and screaming remains of various Dead things and if there's one thing I know about grumpy old men it's that they love talking about their hobbies. With just a bit of time and effort and re-murdered Greater Dead, Keris will have a friend that she's not going to have sex with in no time!

...............

Oh, you mean Khereon Ul? Yeah, no that's just ES being himself.

And lets be honest, Keris being at the forefront of all this Pantheon Heresy and being the first to have picked up Szoreny Charms meant this was just a matter of time.
 
I'm thinking there are a lot of things about Keris and Khereon Ul's relationship that are 'just a matter of time'.

Them inevitably crossing the Rubicon and getting Keris'd worries me most, honestly.
 
...okay look for real, you two should just take horny writing commissions. The stuff you put out is quality and people will pay top dollar.
 
I have concerns about Ipithymia deciding that she wants to own Keris...

I mean, not "oh no, shit's fucked" level concerns, more on the level of "can Keris get away cleanly with murdering a 3CD demon," but concerns nonetheless.
 
I have concerns about Ipithymia deciding that she wants to own Keris...

I mean, not "oh no, shit's fucked" level concerns, more on the level of "can Keris get away cleanly with murdering a 3CD demon," but concerns nonetheless.

At the rate things are going, we'll be lucky if it ends in just Keris murdering one 3CD before she absconds with Lilunu.

After which, when the Reclamation Unquestionables(but most definitively not Unmurderables) get together to try and figure out what happened, why it happened and who they're going to kill to make themselves feel better about it, Noh is going show up outta fucking nowhere as she does and put on a freaking play about all the moments they gave Keris a reason to kill them and fuck off.

Or at least an abridged version for the sake of time constraints. Which may or may be set to the tune of Yakety Sax.
 
Or at least an abridged version for the sake of time constraints. Which may or may be set to the tune of Yakety Sax.
I think you mean the abridged version of the abridged version. And it's going to be full of mocking of the abridged version for thinking it could be short enough to fit within a single play. And yet, the abridged abridged version is still long enough to overrun the standard time for a play ever so slightly.
 
Five Calibrations Pass - Water 773
So, Water 773! Some interesting stuff starts to develop, as Calesco picks a path in life, Vali shows off the less likeable sides of his personality and we get a look at how little Haneyl is handling her enforced downtime (spoiler alert: not perfectly).


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EarthScorpion: OK, so Rathan has an action he will be doing, and a request to make of Keris.
EarthScorpion: His major action will be to, with Oula's aid, summon/create around 100 demons to be his workforce.
EarthScorpion: The request is for something to enable his minor action. He needs someone in Saata (probably Elly, he mentions in the IM) to obtain a list of things Oula has provided with him as repair components. He will also need the Baisha to help ship the marble, raw ingredients, etc over to the site as it can be both stealthy and move heavy stone
These two actions are to fulfil the scarcity of the repair project
Aleph: Yeah, just considering. Hmm. Keris is reluctant to commit the Baisha to haulage - she was planning to have it do some herding of Zu Tak ships towards Ca Map. She will... mm, allow it, but tell him to try not to let the Priest know he's not a Hellish demon, and also to get Neride in a state of "eager to prove herself on combat missions again after her fuckup". Hmm. We... actually kind of forgot about the Baisha for nearly two years, so we can assume that it has in fact been doing anti-Zu-Tak patrols, just with orders to be cautious and pick off inidividual ships rather than trying for large raiding parties (eg: they have been attacking the Dead, but Keris doesn't trust them not to wreck her ship again).
EarthScorpion: Yeah, you can ret-action that back in in 772, for example
Aleph: Yeah, so it's been supporting Testolagh in his actions and doing minor anti-Zu-Tak stuff, but Keris hasn't trusted Neride with major missions on her own yet.
Aleph: I'm thinking that if Rathan can get her particularly eager to prove herself again, it can try to herd some Zu Tak raiders into the teeth of Triumphant Air and get the Realm deciding that these cannibal pirates are getting far too cocky.
EarthScorpion: They don't tend to go that far north, and it does have limited capacity to "herd".
Aleph: Hmm. Well, for now they can play hauler. we'll see about strategy when Neride comes asking to do big girl missions again.
<hilariously poor rolls on the Baisha's part>
Aleph: oh ffs
Aleph: Does she at least get bonus successes from having a demonic magical nuclear submarine?
EarthScorpion: Well this was more about hunting them down. The problem is finding their hide-outs in hurricane season.
Aleph: Because if she tied with a bunch of raft-sailing- ah. Sigh.
Aleph: Well, I guess that answers why she hasn't had any new important missions.
Aleph: She keeps having to report "um, we didn't succeed very well" to an increasibly unimpressed Director of the Lower South-West. And is in fact probably getting very nervous about her job and not incidentally her life.
Aleph: (the poor crew is probably taking the brunt of her rising stress levels)
EarthScorpion: And then roll me the same pool, at Diff 3, for Air.
<more terrible rolls on the Baisha's part>
Aleph: for fuck's sake, Neride
EarthScorpion: Yeah she finds a major war party, and then loses it in a magical storm called up by weather-witches. All she gets is small scattered pickings
Aleph: Keris, flatly: "So you discovered a major force concentration of the raft-dwelling scum I am employing you to hunt down... and then lost them. In the peerless warship I gave you, made by the hand of Lord Ligier himself. Dare I ask if you damaged it further, or did you manage to limit your incompetence this time?"
Neride: "We were blown off-course by the storm, but undamaged, my lady."
Keris: "My patience is growing thin, Captain Neride. This is two disappointments you've offered me. You still have your post, but if I might suggest? Don't give me a third."
EarthScorpion: Poor Keris. She's surrounded by idiots. :p
Aleph: :p
Aleph: Anyway, yes, this definitely justifies putting her on haulage duty for Rathan for a season.
Keris: "I'm trusting that even you can't find a way to fuck up moving rocks."
Keris: "Rathan, be nice and supportive to her and say you'll intercede with me to give her another chance and... just generally get her really, really determined to do well with whatever I task her with next. One more big screw-up and I'll have to replace her."

...

EarthScorpion: OK, so Eko is tagging out with Vali. She wants to spend time around her little sister while she's still cute and non-lewd and make sure she's raised right, and meanwhile Vali wants to hang out with uncle Ali, learn some mortal smithing, and get to do things up in Zen Daiwye. He wants to get to start building a place for the family to stay when they go up to Zen Daiwye.
Aleph: Ooo, yes, okay. Keris will give him all the notes and sketches she took of the family forge in Baisha and the waterwheel, and tell him to have fun.
EarthScorpion: I mean, this being Vali, he's thinking a bit bigger in scale - not just for Ali's family, but for the main Kerisclan. But yes, if Keris wants them to be beside the river, he'll try to find a place for that.
Aleph: Yeah, but he and Calesco are sort of Keris's Taira-linked souls (although Vali is also one of the Nexan ones along with Haneyl and Eko), and the waterwheel and general architectural style is something he might want to mimic.
EarthScorpion: Yeah. OK, right, so roll me 10 dice at diff 2 for Vali finding a good site and getting the ground work in place (like roads to carry in the resources, etc) as his major action.
<okay rolls>
EarthScorpion: Cool, so Vali's found a really nice little rocky island in the middle of the river which isn't too marshy, and he's planning to build on that, and he's got some dirt tracks in place.
EarthScorpion: Now roll me 11 dice at Diff 2 for him helping out in Zen Daiwye to free up some labour.
<more okay rolls>
Aleph: Good boy!
EarthScorpion: Vali runs around the place ploughing fields by pulling the ploughs himself and lifting massive fallen boulders off people's fields and generally being easy to mistake from a distance for Hercules. Basically, he does enough work in that minor action that he can get 20 or so people in Earth to be Followers 2 to help him, by reducing everyone else's workload :p
Aleph: hee~
EarthScorpion: OK, so for Rathan, roll me Cog 5 + Occult 4 + Malfean Scholar Style 1 for his bulk summoning. This is Diff 3 as he's a demon lord (and so some of the demons he's making rather than summoning) and has Oula to help.
<excellent rolls>
Aleph: hey hey hey, our first above-average roll!
EarthScorpion: OK, so he's got the large workforce.
EarthScorpion: Then, for Elly, she's taking a minor action to handle this and launder the funds, etc, and conceal the purchases and get them to a port where the Baisha can acquire them. Some of these things are somewhat hard to get, so it's Diff 4. On the other hand this is basically what she's made for, so she has 4 + 5 + 3 + 1 = 13 dice.
<solid success>
Aleph: nice
Aleph: I love how Keris's native demons are just
Aleph: so much better at getting shit done, apparently :p
EarthScorpion: Oh, and for Rathan, roll me... sigh, 13 dice and 2 auto-successes at Diff 4 for "motivating but also intimidating Neride".
<hilariously successful roll>
Aleph: lol
EarthScorpion: He is, as usual, terrifyingly convincing.
EarthScorpion: Keris why are your demons so competent compared to everyone else.
Aleph: Keris: "The power of family!" : 3
EarthScorpion: OK, so Haneyl spends a bunch of time playing with, but also being greatly annoyed by Eko.
Aleph: So not really any different to before she was chibified.
EarthScorpion: However she also spends her minor action having an existential crisis because of memories creeping back in from her older self, remembering thinking differently to how she thinks now, and working herself up into a panic that she's going to stop existing when Older Her comes back.
Aleph: ... : (
EarthScorpion: Eko is...
<surprisingly good roll>
EarthScorpion: ... actually pretty helpful.
Aleph: Huh, really?
Aleph: ... impressive.
Aleph: (Still probably shouldn't quit her day job to play therapist.)
EarthScorpion: Like, Haneyl doesn't understand a lot of her explanations, but the fact that Eko seems to understand what's going to happen and that she's not losing her adorable little imouto-san and she wants Haneyl to remember being so ickle and adorbs helps reassure her.
 
So reading between the lines, it looks like maybe Kalaska unexpectedly got a combat form or two over Calibration? It's not explicitly stated, but if her body started changing on her over Calibration then that would explain why she had a "bad spell" around then and why she's still not doing great.
 
So reading between the lines, it looks like maybe Kalaska unexpectedly got a combat form or two over Calibration? It's not explicitly stated, but if her body started changing on her over Calibration then that would explain why she had a "bad spell" around then and why she's still not doing great.
I think Kalaska also was able to keep an eye of Keris in Hell and wherever she is in Creation when she's not nearby... But then she did that whole 'become a night creature' thing which stopped that sorting from working. Which jumped up and down on Kalaska's insecurities with the Yamato tied to one foot and the Musashi to the other.
 
So here's the fun secret about Kalaska: she's Sasi's Fifth Soul, her first budded deva, for a reason. Kalaska is Sasi's Fear, her equivalent of Keris's Pekhijira. And the thing is, Sasi doesn't indulge herself with Ipithymia, despite all her delights and pleasures on offer, because she's scared of getting hooked and enslaved. She doesn't poke and prod at secrets meant only for the Yozis, no matter her relentless curiosity and love of puzzles, because she's certain Orabilis will throw her into the sky if he discovers her asking such questions. She doesn't try to control the Unquestionable by baiting them into deals and debts and favours, for all that she's a massive control freak, because she's petrified of their wrath should she step above her station. She doesn't preach the glory of the Yozis on the Blessed Isles, even though she sincere believes they're the rightful masters of Creation, because she's terrified of the Wyld Hunt murdering her as an Anathema.

Sasi's Fear is, under the right circumstances, capable of overriding every other soul she has. Normally, Kalaska is shrinking and shy and timid and flinching and abused by her fellow souls, but when she goes berserk she is the most powerful part of Sasi's mind, and there is no soul in there, po included, who does not have scars from one of her horror-monster terror-fuelled rage tantrums. When she flips out completely she becomes a monstrous fox-headed glass dragon - just as Vali is goat-headed and Haneyl is crocodilian - who is probably second only to Eko in how combat-focused she is, and competitive with Calesco for lethality. Put another way, Sasi's Fear keeps her safe, and that makes Kalaska a warrior-soul by nature; just an uncontrolled berserker of one.

And this is, in large part, why Sasi hates and fears her, and why the other souls bully her. Because Sasi's well aware of Kalaska's monstrous side and how her berserk episodes cripple Sasi with anxiety and neuroses and stop her accomplishing anything while she has a panic attack about her plans going awry, and her other souls are caught in a vicious cycle of trying to keep her suppressed and limit her self-confidence to stop her overpowering them, only for Sasi to hit a terror spiral and prompt Kalaska to lash out violently and maim them once again.

(As an incidental-but-interesting side note, Kalaska's eyes are bright blue, continuing the theme of Haneyl and Vali quartering up the colour wheel. Haneyl's are bright green (#00FF00), Vali's are tawny orange (#FF8000), and now Kalaska's are azure blue (#007FFF). This just leaves a hypothetical fuchsia/magenta-eyed (#FF00FF) soul with both Keris and Sasi as parents, and the quartet will be complete.)
 
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So here's the fun secret about Kalaska: she's Sasi's Fifth Soul, her first budded deva, for a reason. Kalaska is Sasi's Fear, her equivalent of Keris's Pekhijira. And the thing is, Sasi doesn't indulge herself with Ipithymia, despite all her delights and pleasures on offer, because she's scared of getting hooked and enslaved. She doesn't poke and prod at secrets meant only for the Yozis, no matter her relentless curiosity and love of puzzles, because she's certain Orabilis will throw her into the sky if he discovers her asking such questions. She doesn't try to control the Unquestionable by baiting them into deals and debts and favours, for all that she's a massive control freak, because she's petrified of their wrath should she step above her station. She doesn't preach the glory of the Yozis on the Blessed Isles, even though she sincere believes they're the rightful masters of Creation, because she's terrified of the Wyld Hunt murdering her as an Anathema.

Sasi's Fear is, under the right circumstances, capable of overriding every other soul she has. Normally, Kalaska is shrinking and shy and timid and flinching and abused by her fellow souls, but when she goes berserk she is the most powerful part of Sasi's mind, and there is no soul in there, po included, who does not have scars from one of her horror-monster terror-fuelled rage tantrums. When she flips out completely she becomes a monstrous fox-headed glass dragon - just as Vali is goat-headed and Haneyl is crocodilian - who is probably second only to Eko in how combat-focused she is, and competitive with Calesco for lethality. Put another way, Sasi's Fear keeps her safe, and that makes Kalaska a warrior-soul by nature; just an uncontrolled berserker of one.

And this is, in large part, why Sasi hates and fears her, and why the other souls bully her. Because Sasi's well aware of Kalaska's monstrous side and how her berserk episodes cripple Sasi with anxiety and neuroses and stop her accomplishing anything while she has a panic attack about her plans going awry, and her other souls are caught in a vicious cycle of trying to keep her suppressed and limit her self-confidence to stop her overpowering them, only for Sasi to hit a terror spiral and prompt Kalaska to lash out violently and maim them once again.

I am both impressed and somewhat salty about you concealing this from us. Sasimana's hierarchy was originally presented with Kalaska as the designated can't-catch-a-break woobie, but this completely recontextualizes it as an ongoing power struggle with no clear good guys.

Well played.
 
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I am both impressed and somewhat salty about you concealing this from us. Sasimana's hierarchy was originally presented with Kalaska as the designated can't-catch-a-break woobie, but this completely recontextualizes it as an ongoing power struggle with no clear good guys.

Well played.
good guys? what good guys? It's all bad guys here.

The whole game is a villain game.
 
It's actually impressive how even the Best Person In the Story is also prone to flensing people with RealFacts.
 
I am both impressed and somewhat salty about you concealing this from us. Sasimana's hierarchy was originally presented with Kalaska as the designated can't-catch-a-break woobie, but this completely recontextualizes it as an ongoing power struggle with no clear good guys.

Well played.
Look, this is hardly the first time, by a long shot. You should really be used to it by now. :V
Venus: "BWAHAAHAHAHAHA! This is like eight different kinds of heresy and I love every one of them!"
There's no actual rule that says a demon lord can't be a priestess of Venus.

Iudicavisse: "Actually, There Are Several."
Keris: "I have no idea what you mean, your infernal majesty."
Keris: *whistles innocently, pretends she isn't building a temple to an Incarna inside her soul*
 
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There's no actual rule that says a demon lord can't be a priestess of Venus.

Iudicavisse: "Actually, There Are Several."
Keris: "I have no idea what you mean, your infernal majesty."
Keris: *whistles innocently, pretends she isn't building a temple to an Incarna inside her soul*
Honestly, I really want to see Venus' reaction to this happening once Calesco swears her actual oaths. Because that's got to cause a serious double-take when it occurs. Then another when Venus learns that it's a Demon Lord belonging to someone that's basically Primordial in an Exaltation which as far as she knows still isn't a thing beyond rumours.
 
Honestly, I really want to see Venus' reaction to this happening once Calesco swears her actual oaths. Because that's got to cause a serious double-take when it occurs. Then another when Venus learns that it's a Demon Lord belonging to someone that's basically Primordial in an Exaltation which as far as she knows still isn't a thing beyond rumours.
What makes you think Venus will notice? She doesn't memorise every single one of her servants as they take their vows, and frankly even if she did, she doesn't get an Enlightenment read-out along with the information. She may, vaguely, be appraised of a new temple to her aspect as Venus Joybringer being raised on the south-western island of Saata, but that's about as far as it will go.

This is an interesting point, actually, which is that Keris's status as a Joyful Priestess really is entirely disconnected from her status as an Exalt as far as she's concerned. Sometimes the two apply to the same situation, and she certainly cross-applies skills, but she really doesn't consider the two to be connected in any way. She's an Exalted servant of Hell, for coin-hire, and she's also a priestess of Venus Joybringer, because she swore her vows to her - as a mortal - and those vows were for life. And this in turn sheds light on the interesting point that Keris doesn't actually like Venus Joybringer very much or even consider her particularly relevant to being a Joyful Priestess. From Keris's point of view, she values and is dedicated to the job, but doesn't think much of her ultimate boss at the head of the company, and frankly doesn't consider her particularly relevant to the day-to-day work of running it. Her name is on the building and she was the one who wrote the job description, yes, but past that and the ritual prayers and honours she's owed as part of priestesshood, she can jolly well get out of the way and let the priestesses get on with it. And this is why, to Keris's mind, it's perfectly allowable to have Calesco swear the vows, at least from the temple's side. She wouldn't be doing the work as a demon lord. She'd be doing them as a priestess who happened to be a demon lord on the side.

You can argue the case as to whether this is more compartmentalisation, or a result of the very refined, niche, extremophile branch of the school Keris learned that had adapted for the streets of Nexus by dumping almost everything extraneous that a life of petty harlotry and confidence schemes and living in gantry rooms above carpenter's shops couldn't support, including much of the more devout and theoretical side of the philosophy since they were less useful than the practical street-witch and community-shaman bits. But it's very much a view that Keris holds, and it's one that she will teach.
 
"She's a szilf! She... she has to be pulling some kind of prank!" Calesco insists. Insists, because if it's true then Anyuu is making a determined effort to change and better herself in the face of no one ever expecting that of her and if that's true, that's really admirable and more than a little...

... hot.

Oh crap. This is what happens when she doesn't have a crush. She's so vulnerable to people doing really impressive things. And that's why Anyuu therefore is just pulling some cruel szilf joke!

Also worth laughing over, Calesco falling into a badgirl crush on one of Eko's keruby and being self aware of it.

What will be even better is Eko's reaction to finding out about it.
 
You can argue the case as to whether this is more compartmentalisation, or a result of the very refined, niche, extremophile branch of the school Keris learned that had adapted for the streets of Nexus by dumping almost everything extraneous that a life of petty harlotry and confidence schemes and living in gantry rooms above carpenter's shops couldn't support, including much of the more devout and theoretical side of the philosophy since they were less useful than the practical street-witch and community-shaman bits. But it's very much a view that Keris holds, and it's one that she will teach.
It doesn't seem that weird to me? She's sort of conceptualizing Venus as the head priestess of the religion rather than viewing her as the deity it's constructed around. In that framework, her attitude makes sense. After all, devout Catholics bitch about the pope all the time. It's admittedly an unusual view to have of a deity, but considering that this is Exalted, where gods don't necessarily embody the concepts under their purview, it's not that out there. After all, Keris has firsthand experience with gods and other powerful spirits, she knows how fallible they are.
 
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