*babysitting*
EarthScorpion: oh vali
EarthScorpion: he is alarmingly probably the second-best childcare Keris has
Aleph: ... that is genuinely concerning, yes
EarthScorpion: Also, poor Ogin
EarthScorpion: Quite apart from the fact that no one appreciates he's invented a sign language, he's already aware he has to spend his life stopping his sister metaphorically and in this case literally getting her head stuck in narrow gaps
Aleph: : D
EarthScorpion: Meanwhile, Zanara was... Zanara
Aleph: zanara is very zanara, it is true
EarthScorpion: How was Hermione?
Aleph: you realise she's going to be
even more people's favourite now, right?
EarthScorpion: lol
EarthScorpion: Oh Vali
EarthScorpion: He took Iosoto with him, which is what was making Kali hyper
Aleph: : D
EarthScorpion: She goes hyper in the presence of other felines
Aleph: She has only seen one other kitteh before
Aleph: And this is a kitteh she can fit into her eyes without having to be half a block away.
Keris: "Fit into... what?"
Kali: "Well, tiger-Lilunu is too big, mama! I can't fit all of her in my eyes! Not unless I'm on the other side of the world! Iosoto is a littler big! He fits in my eyes better!"
Keris: "... you come up with the oddest metaphors, baby."
EarthScorpion: Oh god what is she going to do when she runs into that cat beastman dock mafia?
Aleph: ...
Aleph: Oh dear
...
Aleph: ... heh
Aleph: You know, Zany may take some careful talking to clue her in on the whole "Hell" thing - which Keris will need to do when she picks them up in the Baisha
Aleph: But the Lionesses - and Xasan - will understand it pretty simply.
Aleph: She's not a slave or a servant of demons, she doesn't worship them, she isn't an infernalist working under them in dark pacts.
Aleph: She's a mercenary, and her current employers are demons. That's all.
Aleph: There's work she does for pay, and work she does for her clan, and this is the former.
EarthScorpion: i mean
EarthScorpion: she's kind of an infernalist involved in dark pacts
Aleph: Yes, but they'll see it just as basically her being a mercenary in the highlander tradition. Yeah, she's made a few friends among her employers, but fundamentally for Keris, there's stuff she does for her clan, and stuff she does for her bosses.
Aleph: And the two don't really meet.
Aleph: Highlander born in the wrong country, lol.
Aleph:... funny thing is, I actually think Zany will take the Hell thing better than Ali did
Aleph: Miss "you can make boats out of plants; you can probably punch him fine".
EarthScorpion: Well, duh
EarthScorpion: There's a reason Keris named Zanara what she did.
EarthScorpion: ... and Zana is the girl bit
...
*Piu and Keris on how Bags think*
EarthScorpion: One thing, of course, is that Piu isn't as hardened as Keris was on the streets
Aleph: true, yes
EarthScorpion: Like, she'd only been on the streets for a few years tops
EarthScorpion: And hadn't had to do any of the really hardened things Keris did
EarthScorpion: The most she really got up to was looking cute and selling things her brothers got their hands on, like stolen flowers
Aleph: heh
Aleph: the question is
Aleph: does she recognise Keris as someone who did go through all that?
Aleph: an experienced street rat
EarthScorpion: Well, not as it stands, lol
EarthScorpion: she's all pretty and cleaned up and harlot-y
EarthScorpion: and not a cheap harlot
EarthScorpion: the kinda harlot who is kept by a rich merchant prince
Aleph: Heh. So it'll be if and when Keris starts sharing things with her.
Aleph: Advice that makes Piu go "... wait" and put it together
...
EarthScorpion: Yes, "Eko got out at the same time as Zanara and Vali" was the main thing I was grinning about
Aleph: such an asshole
Aleph: Goddammit, the only person I could pass that job off to is Calesco, and I'm not sending her out into Hell
Aleph: eko i swear to god if you've found the forgotten dragon
EarthScorpion: Eko is just running around pretending to be Adorjan and scamming people into running away and leaving all their valuables
Aleph: ¬_¬
EarthScorpion: She returns to Keris dragging a hellstrider
EarthScorpion: Heh. Letting Eko loose is even worse than letting Keris loose, because Eko is even further along the line of "I'm much more dangerous when I don't plan".
EarthScorpion: Also, did you like the Firisutu scene thing?
Aleph: Yes. Brought him across very well. ^_^
Aleph: I really liked his ziggurat and tools to track the presence of the monarchs in the Domain : 3
EarthScorpion: Heh. Yes, I got the idea of that by just scaling up his 1CD stuff
Aleph: : D
EarthScorpion: Also, heh, the very prominent thing about him - and probably all her Psyche souls is that they're not children
EarthScorpion: He's all well-spoken and temperate
EarthScorpion: And doesn't have any Yozi charms linked to him
EarthScorpion: He's just a chill golden monkey
Aleph: Yes. Same with Sirelmiya
EarthScorpion: Apart from his mostly irrational dislike for keruby
Aleph: In all fairness
Aleph: They
are pests
EarthScorpion: Yes, but if they weren't around, the monarchs would have to make their own entertainment
EarthScorpion: They're problem alchemy.
EarthScorpion: Rather than bored demon lords, you have a gaggle of child demons
...
EarthScorpion: ... no Rathan
EarthScorpion: A dream is not a wish your heart makes
EarthScorpion: You don't get to rule over Calesco's dreams and claim to have made them
EarthScorpion: Huh. If Calesco had landed between Rathan and Haneyl, we'd have had a oil polluted coastline
EarthScorpion: Like those bits of Louisiana
Aleph: Yes, but that would put... hmm.
Aleph: If you just switched around the younger three, that would have it be Eko-Vali-Haneyl-Calesco-Rathan-Zanara-Eko
Aleph:...
Aleph: Wow
Aleph: Just
Aleph: Wow
Aleph: That's, what, two permanent warfronts and the vicious bickering of Eko and Zanara?
EarthScorpion: Vali: "Me and Haneyl are just playing!"
Aleph: And rotating them the other way makes for, uh, Eko-Zanara-Haneyl-Vali-Rathan-Calesco-Eko.
Aleph: Which, yeah
Aleph: Just as bad, really
...
EarthScorpion: oh, kali
EarthScorpion: She's not quite at the age when she can copy Mama brushing her hair, but she's probably going to start soon.
...
EarthScorpion: God; Keris in Atomic Blonde
EarthScorpion: (at the end, she would kill the American and reveal she was working for Heaven all along. And then leave and go back to Hell, happily leaving everyone else to unpick what happened)
Aleph: ^_^
EarthScorpion: she might also be the person who "turned up dead"
EarthScorpion: ... nah, that's a Ney thing.
EarthScorpion: He totally has an "I'm dead, really dead" thing
Aleph: Everyone thinks she's a double agent they flipped from one of the others.
"Okay, does anyone here actually remember originally hiring her? "
"I thought we got her from the Germans?"
"No, no, we flipped her from Russia."
"She was a British agent, we blackmailed her with her debts!"
EarthScorpion: Oh Keris, you're such a Night
EarthScorpion: Your performances are multi-layered deception
EarthScorpion: Your socialising is corruption
EarthScorpion: Your ideal organisation to run is an organised crime family
EarthScorpion: Hmm, her specialities are:
Physical - assassin
Social - corruption
Mental - artist
Aleph: Not spy? Ah, no, I suppose that's just making part-use of her assassination toolbox.
EarthScorpion: Sasi is:
Social: Vizier
Mental: sorceress
Physical: failed gym class
Aleph: Lol
Aleph: Heh. Though when she gets Elloge, her Physical will become stealth-related, I suspect.
Aleph: Oh, Keris. You're an assassin/saboteur, honestly. In some ways your saboteur toolkit is even more frightening than your assassination one.
...
EarthScorpion: Heh
EarthScorpion: If you'd had your brushes out and about for the Taira stuff, Keris would have got a bit of paint building up on the brushes
EarthScorpion: Especially maiden ones (all of them, especially journeys)
Aleph: ... crap!
Aleph: So she can get paint for them by... argh.
Aleph: Wait, hmm. Even though she's Beyond Fate?
EarthScorpion: Paint very slowly builds up on them when major events happen around them
Aleph: Hee! Useful.
EarthScorpion: Nowhere near as good as you can get by making proper paint
EarthScorpion: That's the fate version of how you can dip a brush in water or a fire to paint
Aleph: ... she's going to be incredibly pissed when she realises that she could have gotten some paint for them by keeping them out, though.
EarthScorpion: ... oh Keris
EarthScorpion: Goes to the all thing only wearing body paint made of secrets
EarthScorpion: Watches the confusion in onlookers with Zanara hilarity
EarthScorpion: She's causing headaches in onlookers who have to try to resolve their eyes telling them she's naked with their brains telling them she's covered up entirely and wondering what she's hiding under her costume.
Aleph: Lol
Keris: "Darling, I'm so fashionable it hurts."
Sasi: "And how many hearthstones did that cost?'
EarthScorpion: But yeah, maiden paint is harder get than elemental paint. Things like firedust can be used to paint in fire and infuse things with the nature of fire, but to paint a ship's sails in secrets so people can't follow it is harder
Aleph: Yes. Sigh. Ah well.
Aleph: Heh. I think we said; that's totally something Keris would trade for with Sidereals.
EarthScorpion: And, of course, there's always the choice of making it a gift to Lilunu in the hope she'll understand how they work and make her own hell variants
Aleph: Nah, Keris really wants her Secrets sails. : P
EarthScorpion: Or, heh, putting your own time into doing it. Or making variants so you could, for example, tattoo someone with Malfean ink and nurse them through the sickness as they become the Incredible Hulk.
...
Aleph: oh my god
Aleph: Kali.
Aleph: Kali does this.
Aleph: Not only that, she does it with other emotions too, so sometimes she'll just throw down her plate and shout "SAD!" at the top of her voice and when Keris is like "oh no, baby, what's wrong?" Ogin just goes "she thought about how Pippin's boat sank in the Four Fishermen story again" without even looking up.
EarthScorpion: Oh Kali.
EarthScorpion: She feels things very strongly
Aleph: She is the po-themed one of the pair of them
Kali: "H-he had the red boat!" *tearing up, lip wobbling*
EarthScorpion: It's also her job to shout "Hungry" at Keris when she gets distracted by things
Aleph: : P
Aleph: Ogin's job is to stop his sister getting her head stuck in small spaces, but Kali's job is to make sure Ogin remembers to eat and sleep when he gets absorbed in thinking about things.
EarthScorpion: Kali: "I have to carry him because I took his legs when we were in Mama's tummy."
Kali: "That's why I have 6 legs as a tiger."
Aleph: ... goddammit, it's true. She has six limbs rather than four.
EarthScorpion: Kali no why have you inherited your mother's intellect?
EarthScorpion: (even if you have less of it, it's shaped the same)
Aleph: sigh, yes
Aleph: She's very much like Keris. Most of the time she seems like a... well, like a Subaru.
Aleph: But then every so often she'll come out with something genuinely thought-provoking and insightful and brilliant, and everyone will be like "well, but... um... huh?"
EarthScorpion: Kali: "Mama I want smashfists. They'll keep my front paws, my talons and my hands safe when punching people."
Aleph: Keris: "Hang on, aren't your talons your legs, though? So the smashfists would be on your... wings?"
Keris: "..."
Keris: "I'm gonna have to think about this." *trails off into muttering* "Maybe moonsilver? No, no, she likes sun and fire materials. Electrum, maybe? Shit, where can I get some electrum..."
EarthScorpion: (the next year she asks for god kicking boots, and the year after that, artefact weights for her twintails)
Aleph: Hee. Sigh. Yes, she'll probably quite like electrum.
"Electrum is a lesser cousin of both orichalcum and moonsilver. It is often found in First Age ruins, where essence discharges from ruined geomancy have fused gold and silver together into something which is neither. A few scholars in the Second Age have managed to deliberately recreate it by dumping the two metals into damaged manses."
EarthScorpion: Heh. She insists on calling them X kicking boots, where X is the last thing she kicked
EarthScorpion: This sometimes results in her refusing to kick uncool things
Aleph: "Mama-Kicking Boots" lasts a whole fortnight, because she's so proud about landing a hit that she refuses to kick anything else with them.
EarthScorpion: KALI
...
EarthScorpion: Keris has probably upgraded Lilunu to Mentor 4, what with the "you're my children's godmother and Zana is your daughter"
EarthScorpion: So, uh, Keris can probably use that arm for Lilunu-themed sorcery effects
EarthScorpion: Like that death laser thing she nearly got Keris with once when she surprised her
EarthScorpion: Keris's arm is now basically permanently mutated to be Effect-OK for being a channel for uncontrolled bursts of Yozi energy
Aleph: Hee! ^_^
Aleph: yessss~
EarthScorpion: Like, sigh
Aleph: ...
Aleph: like The Gathering of Essence?
EarthScorpion: Heh, that spell
explicitly doesn't need an Anchor, I think
Aleph: yeah, but Keris is still gonna cast it through that arm
Aleph: for a YOZISPLOSION
EarthScorpion: If she got DOOB with that, it'd just be "grabbing every single Yozi form of butterfly that Keris's essence supports and hurling them out together". There's brass wasps and cutting ribbons and ember hawks and etc etc
Aleph: hahaha
Keris, after casting it for the first time: "... mother of fuck, what the hell was that?"
EarthScorpion: ... oh my god
EarthScorpion: alif
EarthScorpion: imagine casting Wood Dragon's Claw through it
EarthScorpion: or, rather, All-Dragon's Claw
Aleph: *whimper*
Aleph: so
Aleph: basically just a slightly more controlled version of what Keris's arm did just then
EarthScorpion: Yes
Aleph: it doesn't even stay the same shape
EarthScorpion: ...
EarthScorpion: oh god
EarthScorpion: also, uh
EarthScorpion: Keris is going to come home to Kali and Ogin with something moving beneath her skin
Aleph: ...
EarthScorpion: Kali is going to treat the tattoo like a cat with a laser pointer
Aleph: lawl
EarthScorpion: Ogin is just going to stare at it until it blinks
EarthScorpion: Hehe
EarthScorpion: Keris felt that hurt more than childbirth
Aleph: well yes
Aleph: she was out of it for most of childbirth
Aleph: and hee
Aleph: her native skill at safely and stably compartmentalising Yozi essences shows itself : 3
EarthScorpion: ... heh, when she uses her po shintai, the tattoo grows
Aleph: Eee!
Aleph: ^_^
...
Aleph: Hee ^_^
Aleph: I am very happy with Iris. Both the tattoo and the name. Which I am still
immensely proud of
EarthScorpion: i am even happier for ~reasons~
EarthScorpion: Also now Keris has a mutant demon arm
EarthScorpion: (this would matter more if her entire body already didn't count as 'mutant demon X')
Aleph: Indeed.
Aleph: I will have to think about whether it's got any noticeable scars.
Aleph: I guess that's just Iris, actually
Aleph: Who, yes, finds it most comfortable to sleep there.
Aleph: Heh. The many-part dragon.
Aleph: Now, will Lilunu go do the, uh, more mature and Unquestionable-y version of throwing herself at her love in a hug and going "eeeeee! One of Keris's little child-souls helped me create life! I made a dragon that was healthy!"
EarthScorpion: Keris: "Iris, no. Stay still. Mummy has to negotiate with the Hui Cha lords and she doesn't need a demon tattoo licking them."
Aleph: : P
Aleph: Sigh. It has the same tastes as Lilunu, so it certainly gets excited when it sees pretty works of art she would like.
Aleph: Keris: *puts up with the constant prickling from her lower back, where Iris is digging her claws in*
EarthScorpion: incidentally, just going to say this
EarthScorpion: but keris could totally anchor any of lilunu's souls in her demon arm
Aleph: Oooooo~
EarthScorpion: and, uh, hermione can probably treat it as a mirror right now and appear as a white red-eyed version of Iris
Aleph: Lol
Keris: "Okay, I only have so much space on one arm, and you two are getting pretty friendly there."
Keris: "Iris, love, move over to my other arm? Please? Thank you."
EarthScorpion: also, Keris can now help Lilunu by accepting excessive essence into the arm at the mere small cost of lethal damage and a misbehaving demon arm until Keris gets it back under control
Aleph: Hmm. Yes, heh. Stuff she anchors in Iris is just "little 2D toon familiar does things"
Aleph: It's stuff she anchors in the associated Mentor 4 (Lilunu) that taps her arm as a channel for uncontrolled demon magic.
Aleph: Which are mostly the things where she doesn't care about being subtle in her demonic traits in any way, shape or form and oh god she's going to learn Butterflies to Chrysalis Bombardment through it.
Aleph: It's like the DoOB we discussed, but WAY MORE.
Aleph: And her arm goes through the same rapid flux as it sheds razor-insects of all types.
Keris: "Not gonna lie; there's a bit of me every time that's scared I'm going to lose the arm doing that."
EarthScorpion: And yes, she's going to need to think how to cover up Iris when in different identities and forms.
...
EarthScorpion: Incidentally, from what Zanara said, they were totally aware that Eko was doing her own escape thing
EarthScorpion: They just didn't mention it to Keris.
Aleph: goddammit zanara
Aleph: ... urgh, they didn't even exactly
lie
Aleph: Hell, they even
volunteered that Eko was trying to get to a hellgate in the Cloud Wall.
EarthScorpion: Ikr
Aleph: Keris: "This is
a lot less funny when people use it on
me. ."
Sasi: *cannot stop laughing behind a hand held modestly over her mouth*
EarthScorpion: Zanara is Keris's child, after all. At least half.
EarthScorpion: And yes, that means Eko masterminded Zanara and Vali escaping just so Keris would be too distracted to notice Eko was gone
Aleph: ¬_¬
Aleph: That girl is
infuriating
Aleph: Keris will smack her on the nose when she catches up
Aleph: (And then congratulate her for being a devious little monster.)
EarthScorpion: The thing that stops Eko being a super genius mastermind character in how she acts is that she starts having to make Temperance rolls on extended intelligence rolls
EarthScorpion: She is literally too smart to be a "I planned everything 20 steps ahead" character because she gets bored
Aleph: She even can't be BBC Sherlock effectively; her attention span is too short. She solves crimes, but she wouldn't be able to bear sitting around waiting for cases to come to her.
Aleph:... hah, man
Aleph: She
literally would become a supercriminal because she was too bored not to.
Aleph: What was it Sherlock said when they were looking for what turned out to be Moriarty?
Watson: "Why would someone sponsor a serial killer?"
Sherlock: "I can't be the only person who gets bored."
EarthScorpion: Eko in young justice lol
EarthScorpion: To be fair, she'd stop being a super criminal when it got boring
EarthScorpion: The easiest way for Sherlock to win is to do nothing
Aleph: Yeah, but he wouldn't be able to compromise his ego enough to do so. : P
Aleph: Oh Eko. And then on the other hand, to characters who do plan everything out 20 steps in advance, she is the
bane of their existence, because deducing their entire plan and how to make it explode in an entertaining and unpredictable way is
not boring.
Aleph: So she does it. In twenty minutes or so. And then sticks a wrench in the works and forgets everything she deduced so as not to spoil her enjoyment of the fireworks.
EarthScorpion: She is to be kept away from Sasi
Aleph: Well, be fair. She really likes and admires Sasi for how happy she makes Keris and that shadow dress.
Aleph: She's okay to be exposed to her in small doses.
EarthScorpion: Yes
Aleph: And, sigh
Aleph: She adores Ney as much as Haneyl idolises Sasi.
Aleph: ... lol. He hasn't had any chance to win over Haneyl.
Aleph: She will be very obstructive to him horning in on mama and mother's romance if he shows up in the Anarchy.
Ney: "Ah! You must be Haneyl. Well, wouldn't you happen to know..." *produces a wrapped package from behind her ear* "... that I brought some chocolate all for you?"
Haneyl: "... this doesn't mean I like you!" *grabs it and starts wolfing it down*
...
Aleph: hmm
Aleph: Iris's eyes and flame
Aleph: Can they be identified as hellish with an Occult roll?
EarthScorpion: Hmm. No, I don't think so. Not as a default thing, at least. I mean, in some ways they look more wyld.
Aleph: Excellent. She can wear Iris openly as Cinnamon, then.
Aleph: Or, heh
Aleph: At least not freak out if she pops her head out.
Aleph: So there are rumours that Cinnamon has a magical moving tattoo on her skin, and people - sigh - pay very close attention when she's wearing revealing outfits for even more reasons, trying to catch a glimpse of it.
Cinnamon: "She was a gift from a divine patron who very much enjoyed my work."
EarthScorpion: Iris, no, don't try to cockblock Keris by trying to freak out her lovers
Aleph: Cinnamon: "Don't worry, she's not a spirit herself. She's about as clever as a smart cat."
EarthScorpion: Eko nods. Like she was when she was a baby, she explains
...
Aleph: Oh elder!Keris. She'll be heartbroken when Kuha and Piu die. : (
Aleph: And probably wind up with a gallery of living pictures of all her past apprentices and adoptees. Not quite HP-portrait level, but moving ones that show scenes from their life and the way they behaved and spent their time at all ages.
Keris: "I paint them once a year, going over the picture every time, with a little of their blood in the ink or paint. It looks incomprehensible while it's waiting, but when they die and the arcane link breaks, the portrait wakes up and remembers them at every stage of their life."
Keris: "This was Piu, one of my first apprentices. See, this is her in her late teens, when she was still Cinnamon's apprentice. It wasn't until her late twenties that she met the man she'd eventually marry - at this age she was still devoted entirely to the dance. Watch how she moves, you see? Her tattoo gave her the grace of a performance in every motion; she didn't need to concentrate on it at all."
EarthScorpion: Sigh. And now Lilunu is going to teach Zanara her styles
EarthScorpion: Also, heh, are you liking Zanara and Zana in particular out and about?
Aleph: Yesssss
Aleph: It's really sweet how happy they are with Lilunu, and it shows - a lot - that they really thrive on attention
Aleph: Heh. Keris headed off any jealousy towards Piu pretty well, by getting her stuff out of the way quickly and then making it about Zana again and additionally making Piu basically worship her talent and skill.
EarthScorpion: It might clue Keris in to how lonely they've been without Haneyl and Rathan
Aleph: Yes.
Aleph: : (