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[X] A flame. It's funny—despite everything, even sharing lessons for a year or so before you accelerated past him, you don't think you've ever taught Zuko a single thing about firebending. He's certainly never taught you. You've only ever used your fire to hurt each other. Maybe you should try, just this once, to offer a moment of your incandescence for something other than pain.
 
"You know," Mai almost muses—almost, because she's the most precise person you know outside yourself—as she retreats another tile only to realise she's fallen into your Masquerade of Broken Flowers and frown, "you get surprisingly snippy about me and Zuko for someone who's been trying to push us together since we were kids."

"I didn't realise you'd noticed," you say, raising an eyebrow. She knows as well as you do that you're not talking about her frankly spurious accusation.

"I see more than you think, Azula," she says without inflection. An observation, rather than a criticism. "I'm just curious why."

I've decided Maizula is real and can hurt me. I will not be shaken from this decision.
 
[X] A flame. It's funny—despite everything, even sharing lessons for a year or so before you accelerated past him, you don't think you've ever taught Zuko a single thing about firebending. He's certainly never taught you. You've only ever used your fire to hurt each other. Maybe you should try, just this once, to offer a moment of your incandescence for something other than pain.
For me, it's this or the traitor, because I could see Azula getting merit out of his perspective on that, but talking to post-dragon Zuko about fire hopefully without the backdrop of a fight sounds very interesting.
 
[X] A flame. It's funny—despite everything, even sharing lessons for a year or so before you accelerated past him, you don't think you've ever taught Zuko a single thing about firebending. He's certainly never taught you. You've only ever used your fire to hurt each other. Maybe you should try, just this once, to offer a moment of your incandescence for something other than pain.
 
[X] A flame. It's funny—despite everything, even sharing lessons for a year or so before you accelerated past him, you don't think you've ever taught Zuko a single thing about firebending. He's certainly never taught you. You've only ever used your fire to hurt each other. Maybe you should try, just this once, to offer a moment of your incandescence for something other than pain.
 
[X] A flame. It's funny—despite everything, even sharing lessons for a year or so before you accelerated past him, you don't think you've ever taught Zuko a single thing about firebending. He's certainly never taught you. You've only ever used your fire to hurt each other. Maybe you should try, just this once, to offer a moment of your incandescence for something other than pain.
 
Huzzah, just in time for the holidays! (and the voting, don't think I didn't notice that manipulation which totally worked)

You are Azula, and you are—

a flurry
This is my mind being stupid, but when I first read this sentence I read it as "You are Azula, and you are a furry", and I couldn't stop laughing.

I think the most important thing is to imagine yourself happy."
What the fuck, when did Mai become Camus??? Although, in the context of this story, the Myth of Sisyphus makes perfect sense... I'm reminded of another quote from an Avatar fanfic:
Azula thought of an old parable about a man trying to touch the sun and surprised herself by laughing. "Even if a man flies as high as the dragon, he'll never reach the sun. But it's a worthy venture."

"Why?"

Azula pondered it. "To mark each step towards infinity."
But I think that Azula has realized that despite her statement that she is 'a single step from the apex of heaven', in this chapter she's voiced the realization that, well, she isn't. That there is so much more to her life that she doesn't have. And she's looking for it now, in some way. She's trying, and it's wonderful to see.

Before you do, though, Princess Azula, peace-maker, magnanimous personification of earthly charity, there's just one last thing to figure out: what are you going to give to your brother?
I'm going to not do my usual thing. I think all three options are good, but I'm taking the easy way out this time:
[X] A flame. It's funny—despite everything, even sharing lessons for a year or so before you accelerated past him, you don't think you've ever taught Zuko a single thing about firebending. He's certainly never taught you. You've only ever used your fire to hurt each other. Maybe you should try, just this once, to offer a moment of your incandescence for something other than pain.

Like, this is the easy answer. This is what Ty Lee literally talked about this chapter. It's the thing Azula really does enjoy, that makes her happy. And it's the holidays. So... why not? Sure, we can have the serious discussion about how we never had a childhood, or about the Fire Nation Lord and how our loyalty to it him isn't absolute. But for once, let's just... spread joy. Let's show Zuko the beauty of the flame. And if on the way we can beat into his head that people don't need some stupid new style of bending taught by dragons to have a good time firebending, that we managed to figure out a way to make firebending beauty rather than rage on our own, well, that's just an added bonus, right? Fuck those dragons.
 
[X] A flame. It's funny—despite everything, even sharing lessons for a year or so before you accelerated past him, you don't think you've ever taught Zuko a single thing about firebending. He's certainly never taught you. You've only ever used your fire to hurt each other. Maybe you should try, just this once, to offer a moment of your incandescence for something other than pain.
 
A rictus of disgust paints itself across your face. "You did not just suggest you only realised you could be happy because you fantasised about your life with my brother."

Mai snaps you a glare—an infinitesimal narrowing of her thin eyebrows, a certain sharpness of the lip—and then, with a second, quieter glance at you and then at Ty Lee, says, "Not only Zuko, no."

Ty Lee makes a sound like the boiler whine of an empire-class Fire Nation battleship. There's a whole-body twitch that turns her into a ruffle of pink and red and paleness, and Mai goes briefly still the way a jackalope might before a sandshark. But in the end, Ty Lee just squeezes your hands tighter instead, and says, "Mai's right! Happiness is a movement, not a place. You gotta visualise it before you can do it. Like when you're swinging from a trapeze. Or when you're bending, right?"
Wow this chapter sure was a feast for a Tyzula stans like me. Go for it Ty Lee, save your princess from unhappiness.
 
[ ] Fire Flakes. The pinnacle of fire nation culture. A treat both delectable yet not too filling. An undeniable joy you have held onto since your earliest years of childhood, and one of the few things you and Zuko have both competed for as much as your parents approval. To share them, willingly, might well be a the gesture of a life time, perhaps just below handing over the crown of fire lord.
No. There are many things you might give to Zuko, some day, by some absurdity of chance, madness, and desperation, but not Fire Flakes. With Agni himself as your witness, they are yours and yours alone.
 
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Oh that's ni-

Azula no, incest isn't the answer! Even if Grey DeLisle said it was during a convention!
[X] A child
Or, we could have a baby with Mai.
I've decided Maizula is real and can hurt me. I will not be shaken from this decision.
Maizula is very real. Mai is the first person Azula ever defended. One of her earliest charitable impulses was rescuing a cute shy girl in her school from bullies. We should give Zuko a Maizula Child.
 
[X] A flame. It's funny—despite everything, even sharing lessons for a year or so before you accelerated past him, you don't think you've ever taught Zuko a single thing about firebending. He's certainly never taught you. You've only ever used your fire to hurt each other. Maybe you should try, just this once, to offer a moment of your incandescence for something other than pain.
 
Oh hell yeah! Merry Christmas Margery, thank you for the food.

Hot damn we managed to get a crack in Imperium of all things, I don't think that one's ever been modified yet. I suppose that's the power of asking your friends to pick a preconceived notion to tear apart, they can make a dent in the deep cuts.

I absolutely love her relationship with Mai and Tai Lee, it's cool to see how deep the can see past her facade, and how much more willing Azula is to drop parts of it.

In fitting with this chapter and who Azula is at her very core, I have to pick:
[X] A flame. It's funny—despite everything, even sharing lessons for a year or so before you accelerated past him, you don't think you've ever taught Zuko a single thing about firebending. He's certainly never taught you. You've only ever used your fire to hurt each other. Maybe you should try, just this once, to offer a moment of your incandescence for something other than pain.
 
[X] A child
Or, we could have a baby with Mai.

Maizula is very real. Mai is the first person Azula ever defended. One of her earliest charitable impulses was rescuing a cute shy girl in her school from bullies. We should give Zuko a Maizula Child.
Unfortunately, I believe in a Mai/Zuko romance so I must fight with katanas against this.

I am also a contrarian however so I'll vote for this as well.

[X] A child
 
[X] A flame. It's funny—despite everything, even sharing lessons for a year or so before you accelerated past him, you don't think you've ever taught Zuko a single thing about firebending. He's certainly never taught you. You've only ever used your fire to hurt each other. Maybe you should try, just this once, to offer a moment of your incandescence for something other than pain.
 
[X] A child.

Okay, I really loved the scene where Azula was bending in the local festival earlier. It'd be great to hear her give a TED talk on the subject. That being said, making a genuine attempt to sort out anything to do with her mother is so rare it's a little noticable in it's absence.
 
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