BethofDeath
Girls just wanna have pun
- Location
- Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Binning ghosts by daylight!
Ever prepping an unfair fight
He's the one called Bake-reru!
Rhyming doesnt really serve that purpose in jpJP. The nature of the language means that any two sentences can rhyme trivially, but it also doesnt sound like anything. The same effect in Japanese would come from rhythm and cadence.
"Sir?" Areru shouted as he turned, dragging the resisting Youma with him so they both could face a masked man in a tuxedo with a top hat. "I appreciate that you wish to tell the lovely lady how much you adore her but this isn't the Audience Participation Power Hour."
"Uh..." the Masked Tuxedo stumbled, clearly confused. "This... has never happened before."
"It's alright, sir," Areru told the man, amusement in his tone as he kept the Youma locked in place and sucking at his vitality. "The Adamant Knight understands that this tends to happen to some men. He would suggest that you add a bit of variety to your diet. Perhaps some vitamin B?"
... no! *eye begins to twitch*Is there something you want to tell us Ficser? I'm not someone to dig in a person browser history, but if you just come out and say it, it leaves some people curious.
It's great that Ami is all in on this.Sailor Blue, in the background, had her hands clasped under her chin and stars in her eyes.
Just wait for it Areru the Cringe will strike after a few minutes or a few years
Yessssssss, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!Every few weeks the MC shows up as a different person to absolutely body youma and baffle the sailors. The next one might be a high tier wizard or something playing on and following tropes, then at the very end breaking expectations by playing as "American tourist with gun".
Areru looked down, to the red stone still clutched in his hand.
Tonight...
Had been a pretty good night.
And somewhere in there he needs a "shirtless Norse parody warrior" xDEvery few weeks the MC shows up as a different person to absolutely body youma and baffle the sailors. The next one might be a high tier wizard or something playing on and following tropes, then at the very end breaking expectations by playing as "American tourist with gun".
I'm personally rooting for full-on homage to Drill Instructor Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (Ermey). Perfectly compatible with Sailor Moon, even has Hart in the name!Every few weeks the MC shows up as a different person to absolutely body youma and baffle the sailors. The next one might be a high tier wizard or something playing on and following tropes, then at the very end breaking expectations by playing as "American tourist with gun".
It seems he forgot to fix that before leaving."Run?" Areru asked as he jammed the tip of his spear into the road-
He'd have to fix that before he left...
And that. Didn't throw a Repair at anything the Youma did, either.Areru landed, hard. Hard enough that he left a crater beneath his feet.
It seems he forgot to fix that before leaving.
And that. Didn't throw a Repair at anything the Youma did, either.
Yōma fright!
It's a possessive, actually, so it needs an apostrophe s instead.
If Areru catches Sailor Blue's attention, the Scouts will be Brainless.
Will Usagi flunk school?
"Well, it was the best of my list of bad options," the Void petulantly told the old soul. "This is her last day on Earth. I wasn't going to take that away from her by turning her to stone or something."
Ranma: Are you sure I am the one related to an Oni and not Akane?
Said incident was implied to be a brainwashing attempt by a lover to turn her into a double agent
Mihoshi used to be a very competent ace detective. The only reason she acts ditzy is because a former fake lover kidnapped her, and did absolutely horrifying things to her to make her into a sleeper agent by using nanites to overwrite parts of her mind. She still is receiving treatments for her condition, and if you ever fully remove her headband, she'll completely lose all her memories as it's actually a medical device.
Yeah, Mihoshi is a blonde stereotype because Space Pirates permanently damaged her brain.
The one who seemed most into the Knight was Ami, who incidentally is the magic researcher of the bunch and is TYPE-Mercury in a girl suit. How great would it be for Areru to open his door the next day to find an enthusiastic blueberry standing there with an autograph book in hand?
The real worry there is Usagi ending up with a chrome dome. That would be pretty tragic; Sailor Moon would not look good with a bald head.No need, Areru's a dragon so his human form can look however he wants it.
It would totally work at a Cutie Honey reference, apart from Cutie Honey being 70s anime.Every few weeks the MC shows up as a different person to absolutely body youma and baffle the sailors. The next one might be a high tier wizard or something playing on and following tropes, then at the very end breaking expectations by playing as "American tourist with gun".