Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

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Edit: So many ninjas.
 
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Cause Frenzy at people it grabs, shoots giant exploding laser beams at people from its dozens of eyes, spits out pools of acid, and causes energy explosions with its numerous hands. Also if we anger it enough it rips out its own arms and beats us to death with them.
Well, technically speaking I think that last one only happens with the great grand-daddy of them all, but yeah. If we're fighting one of these things while they're ticked off at us, we're in for a hell of a time.
 
Cause Frenzy at people it grabs, shoots giant exploding laser beams at people from its dozens of eyes, spits out pools of acid, and causes energy explosions with its numerous hands. Also if we anger it enough it rips out its own arms and beats us to death with them.
Two step plan should do it, are there any nearby environmental hazards like a portcullis or large amount of fire we can lure it towards?
 
...hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I don't think that's a good idea.
We have three potential outcomes to this

1. We bail and then it doesn't come after us when we check back in later

2. We bail and it takes its pound of flesh with interest the next time we get to the area

3. We fight it here and now, then kill it in the name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ or die in the attempt
 
Also, there's something to note about it's FU laser: It has a delayed explosion, meaning that even if the area it hits isn't initially affected, we need to get the hell away from it ASA yesterday.
 
Also, there's something to note about it's FU laser: It has a delayed explosion, meaning that even if the area it hits isn't initially affected, we need to get the hell away from it ASA yesterday.

Probably, but that's one eye from dozens of them, and Amygdala isn't limited to shooting them from a single eye at a time like in the games.

Prepare for lazer hell.
 
Let's just thrown bayonets at it until we can see it from the blood covering it.

....Unless its blood is invisible too...

Edit: Oh wait, we'll be able to see the hilts. Yeah, let's throw bayonets at it!
 
Probably, but that's one eye from dozens of them, and Amygdala isn't limited to shooting them from a single eye at a time like in the games.

Prepare for lazer hell.
If it were just laser hell then it's simply a matter of blinding the thing

Since its invisible, though, we lack the means to employ such tactics

Which is regrettable
 
We have three potential outcomes to this

1. We bail and then it doesn't come after us when we check back in later

2. We bail and it takes its pound of flesh with interest the next time we get to the area

3. We fight it here and now, then kill it in the name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ or die in the attempt

Man that's bull.

We is Paladin Alexander Anderson! There is only option 3! :p
 
[x] First thing's first: render whatever-the-hell this is visible via application of so many blades everywhere that you can see them moving whenever it moves.
 
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