Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

[x] Fuck it.
-[x] Drop kick through the wall
--[x] Into Iosefka
---[x] With a Bayonet sticking through your heels
----[x] While yelling out, "OH YEAH." like a large sentient pitcher of red liquid that is not blood.
 
Why aren't we asking something like "The gift is a frankly amazing piece of tech isn't it? Dangerous if used improperly though. Though you can't quite remember, was it the mrk 1 or mark 6 we gave her?" to get her to slip up? Lie about what we gave her and if she doesn't go "You gave me a book and cross though" then proceed with going through the door.

Unless we can just bible teleport into the room, cause there's a bible in there.

Frankly, I don't see the point of trying to make her slip up any further. Her sudden change in personality is enough evidence.

From our first encounter with Ioselfka, we could say that she is not the type to push back when prodded, evident when she opened the door for Anderson when he gently assured her. IIRC, a bit apologetic about her measures too.

Right now? She's being unusually stubborn on keeping the door locked for no apparent and logical reason, and eager to shoo away Anderson.

Also, Re: Explosive bayonet choice.
It'll take to much time to chop or knife our way in through the door or wall. There's still a chance that the real Doctor might still be saved. Given time, the fake might take the doctor hostage or kill her just to spite us. An explosive bayonet, something just enough to blow the door off its hinges, will surprise the ever-living shit out of the fake and keep her from retaliating.
 
[X] Fuck it
-[X] "Do the words 'Fire in the hole' mean anything to you, Doctor?"
-[X] Explosive Bayonet

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Yeah a Bible teleport would be much more useful. While it's not as bombastic, we can savor the look on fake Iosefka's face when we appear right in front of her. Besides, if the real Iosefka's still alive, she's still gonna need that door.
 
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