Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

[X] Keep talking to Iosefka
-[X] Accepting Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior


In a parallel universe, Anderson is the world's most badass Jehovah's Witness.

EDIT: Changed my vote.

[X] Fuck it.
-[X] Just go through the wall!
--[X] OH YEAH
---[X] Fucking Bayonet!
 
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This is Alexander Anderson. Abridged Alexander Anderson

And the thing about Anderson is that he's really impatient. As in lacking-all-self-control, breaks-international-treaties-just-to-murder-a-couple-more-Protestants, almost-has-a-throwdown-with-Alucard-in-broad-daylight-in-a-museum-full-of-tourists, barely-takes-orders-from-his-own-superior-officers impatient.

So really I think our only two IC options here are "Well that sounds perfec'ly reasonable, time ta go spread the word an' love o' Jaysus Christ ta the poor benighted 'eathen o' this mis'rable city", or, if we're still suspicious, "Fuck it, knife".

And I think Anderson's always suspicious, so -

[X] Fuck it
- [X] Knife
 
[X] Fuck it
-[x] "Do the words 'Fire in the hole' mean anything to you, Doctor?"
-[X] Explosive Bayonet

Breach and clear.
 
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[X] Fuck it
-[x] "Do the words 'Fire in the hole' mean anything to you, Doctor?"
-[X] Explosive Bayonet
 
[X] Fuck it.
-[X] Just go through the wall!
--[X] Fucking Bayonet!

I do not think that it is necessary to start from the explosions. We always have time to blow up everything around. Do not be in such a hurry.
 
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Why aren't we asking something like "The gift is a frankly amazing piece of tech isn't it? Dangerous if used improperly though. Though you can't quite remember, was it the mrk 1 or mark 6 we gave her?" to get her to slip up? Lie about what we gave her and if she doesn't go "You gave me a book and cross though" then proceed with going through the door.

Unless we can just bible teleport into the room, cause there's a bible in there.
 
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