Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

[X] Refuse
-[X] "Ah, but this life is tha LORD's, old man. If He saw fit to keep me going, then ah suppose he still has a use for me yet. The one who appoints mah final hour ain't ye, nor me, but the Father tha' saw fit ta bring me into this world in the first place. The night is young, it's too early to rest when there's still the Lord's work ta be done."

Adhoc vote count started by Lone Courier 6 on Jun 7, 2017 at 4:07 AM, finished with 141 posts and 59 votes.

  • [X] Refuse
    [X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
    -[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
    --[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
    ---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness
    [X] The Hell are you talking about? Ebrietas, what's going on? Why is the damn workshop on fire?
    -[X] Getting along like a house on fire is supposed to be a metaphor! I should know. The Pope told me himself after the third time a wing in the Vatican went up in flames.
    [X] The Hell are you talking about? Ebrietas, what's going on? Why is the damn workshop on fire?
    -[X] Getting along like a house on fire is supposed to be a metaphor! I should know. The Pope told me himself after the third time a wing in the Vatican went up in flames.
    --[X] Ebrietas, if you can get Hope to tha' church, take er' there. It ain't safe here.
    [X] Refuse
    -[x] Oh, that? It wasn't stolen from me. I threw that away ages ago, I was going to spend my afterlife killing each of the seven million, four hundred and five thousand, nine hundred and twenty-six demons of iniquity, and have a damn good time doing it!
    [X] Refuse
    -[X] I don't seek death, I seek to spread the word of God.
    [X] The Hell are you talking about? Ebrietas, what's going on? Why is the damn workshop on fire?
    -[X] Getting along like a house on fire is supposed to be a metaphor! I should know. The Pope told me himself after the third time a wing in the Vatican went up in flames.
    --[X] Ebrietas, if you can get Hope to tha' church, take er' there. It ain't safe here.
    -[x] Does anybody have a bucket?! I need a lot of water!
    [X] Is this a pagan ritual? Because this really feels like a pagan ritual.
    [X] Refuse
    -[X] "Ah, but this life is tha LORD's, old man. If He saw fit to keep me going, then ah suppose he still has a use for me yet. The one who appoints mah final hour ain't ye, nor me, but the Father tha' saw fit ta bring me into this world in the first place. The night is young, it's too early to rest when there's still the Lord's work ta be done."
    [X] The Hell are you talking about? Ebrietas, what's going on? Why is the damn workshop on fire?
    [X] Forget about fuckin' Gehrman and his tree, the workshop's on fuckin' fire! Get me some buckets of water, those weapons won't be melting on my watch!
    [X] Refuse
    -[X] "I'll go when I'm called or ripped away, and no sooner. I still have a Mission, after all! A whole world of souls are cryin' out for Salvation, and I'm not goin' anywhere until they've had their chance!"
    [X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
    -[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
    --[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
    ---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness
    ----[X] An' if all tha' crap doesn' do tha trick, toss a bayonet in tha crib's general direction an' see if she dodges into tha blasted thing
    -[X] Getting along like a house on fire is supposed to be a metaphor! I should know. The Pope told me himself after the third time a wing in the Vatican went up in flames.
    --[X] Ebrietas, if you can get Hope to tha' church, take er' there. It ain't safe here.
    [X] Talking is not a free action
    -[X] Scoop up Hope and Ebrietas in a Bridal Arm carry and head towards the Great Tree.
    --[X] Get Answers along the way.
    [x] Go meet Gherman
    [X] what the hell is going on. Can you guys get to the bunker church. Where the fuck is the old man. How is the house on fire. are the Messengers okay?
    [X] Time fer some good ol' fashioned what-tha-fuckery to bring this to a close.
    -[X] Beat tha shit outta it with a Placenta
    --[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it with Ludwig's Holy Blade
    ---[X] Failin' dat, beat tha shit outta it wit' da Club o' Righteousness and the Amygdala Arm at the same time (dual-wield)
    -[X] "Ah, but this life is tha LORD's, old man. If He saw fit to keep me going, then ah suppose he still has a use for me yet. The one who appoints mah final hour ain't ye, nor me, but the Father tha' saw fit ta bring me into this world in the first place. The night is young, it's too early to rest when there's still the Lord's work ta be done."
 
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[X] Refuse
-[X] Via Bible to the skull
--[X] "Ah, but this life is tha LORD's, old man. If He saw fit to keep me going, then ah suppose he still has a use for me yet. The one who appoints mah final hour ain't ye, nor me, but the Father tha' saw fit ta bring me into this world in the first place. The night is young, it's too early to rest when there's still the Lord's work ta be done."
---[X] "Besides, this barely reaches my top 20 freakiest things ah've seen."
 
[X] Refuse
-[X] "Ah, but this life is tha LORD's, old man. If He saw fit to keep me going, then ah suppose he still has a use for me yet. The one who appoints mah final hour ain't ye, nor me, but the Father tha' saw fit ta bring me into this world in the first place. The night is young, it's too early to rest when there's still the Lord's work ta be done."
 
[X] Refuse
-[X] "Ah, but this life is tha LORD's, old man. If He saw fit to keep me going, then ah suppose he still has a use for me yet. The one who appoints mah final hour ain't ye, nor me, but the Father tha' saw fit ta bring me into this world in the first place. The night is young, it's too early to rest when there's still the Lord's work ta be done."
 
[] Is this a pagan ritual? Because this really feels like a pagan ritual.
-[] It IS, isn't it?! Well, I know what to say to that.
--[X] Refuse
 
[x] Refuse.
-[x] Oh, that? It wasn't stolen from me. I threw that away ages ago, I was going to spend my afterlife killing each of the seven million, four hundred and five thousand, nine hundred and twenty-six demons of iniquity, and have a damn good time doing it!
 
"Ah, but this life is tha LORD's, old man. If He saw fit to keep me going, then ah suppose he still has a use for me yet. The one who appoints mah final hour ain't ye, nor me, but the Father tha' saw fit ta bring me into this world in the first place. The night is young, it's too early to rest when there's still the Lord's work ta be done."
Anderson's Irish, not Texan.
 
[X] Refuse
-[X] Do some vague bullshit justification about how this isn't about the fact that you're totally stoked to fight Gherman
 
[X] Refuse
Eh. We had a shot at being dead, but that didn't stick. And now we're (probably) stuck in the waking ruins of Yarnham with a handful of survivors, a Great One, a very large pile of weapons, and The Book and Word of God. And possibly a couple of obese crow-bros.
Would those still exist in the waking world, though?
 
[x] Refuse.
-[x] Oh, that? It wasn't stolen from me. I threw that away ages ago, I was going to spend my afterlife killing each of the seven million, four hundred and five thousand, nine hundred and twenty-six demons of iniquity, and have a damn good time doing it!
 
[X] Refuse
-[X] "Ah, but this life is tha LORD's, old man. If He saw fit to keep me going, then ah suppose he still has a use for me yet. The one who appoints mah final hour ain't ye, nor me, but the Father tha' saw fit ta bring me into this world in the first place. The night is young, it's too early to rest when there's still the Lord's work ta be done."
 
[X] Refuse
-[X] "Ah, but this life is tha LORD's, old man. If He saw fit to keep me going, then ah suppose he still has a use for me yet. The one who appoints mah final hour ain't ye, nor me, but the Father tha' saw fit ta bring me into this world in the first place. The night is young, it's too early to rest when there's still the Lord's work ta be done."
 
[] Is this a pagan ritual? Because this really feels like a pagan ritual.
-[] It IS, isn't it?! Well, I know what to say to that.
--[X] Refuse
 
HA! We weren't expecting a peaceful death, we were expecting to be sent to Hell so we could KILL ALL THE DEMONS with our Iscariot peeps. Unlike him, even in Death our hunt never ends because we're not a fucking pussy.

[x] Refuse.
-[x] Oh, that? It wasn't stolen from me. I threw that away ages ago, I was going to spend my afterlife killing each of the seven million, four hundred and five thousand, nine hundred and twenty-six demons of iniquity, and have a damn good time doing it!
 
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[X] Refuse
-[X] "Ah, but this life is tha LORD's, old man. If He saw fit to keep me going, then ah suppose he still has a use for me yet. The one who appoints mah final hour ain't ye, nor me, but the Father tha' saw fit ta bring me into this world in the first place. The night is
young, it's too early to rest when there's still the Lord's work ta be done."
 
[x] Refuse.
-[x] Oh, that? It wasn't stolen from me. I threw that away ages ago, I was going to spend my afterlife killing each of the seven million, four hundred and five thousand, nine hundred and twenty-six demons of iniquity, and have a damn good time doing it!

No. That would require accepting the Moon Presence.

Well, I always got the impresion that Gherman was forced into his position, mostly because of his dialogue while sleeping, and it has also been suggested in this quest with his inability to answer sertain questions.

Then, again, we have the LORD backing us up, and our first reaction when we see the Moon Presence is provably going to be filling it with bayonets, so...
 
[x] Refuse.
-[x] Oh, that? It wasn't stolen from me. I threw that away ages ago, I was going to spend my afterlife killing each of the seven million, four hundred and five thousand, nine hundred and twenty-six demons of iniquity, and have a damn good time doing it!
 
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