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Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

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[X] "Hold on a second."
[X] "Hold on a second."
-[X] Go back to Johnson's bust
--[X] A wee bit of vandalism is in order here.
[X] Ask about
-[X] Yurie
-[X] Rom
[X] Is there a way to get to the nightmare without fucking with Rom?
 
[X] "Hold on a second."
-[X] Go back to Johnson's bust
--[X] A wee bit of vandalism is in order here.
[X] Ask about
-[X] Yurie
-[X] Rom
[X] Is there a way to get to the nightmare without fucking with Rom?
-[X] Because I really want to start an inquisition on the idiots in Mensis and that barrier's the only thing keeping me from butchering the lot of them.
--[X] Also where's the kitchen, I need to restock on kitchen sinks as the ones I had decided to vanish on me.
 
[X] "Hold on a second."
-[X] Go back to Johnson's bust
--[X] A wee bit of vandalism is in order here.
[X] Ask about
-[X] Yurie
-[X] Rom
[X] Is there a way to get to the nightmare without fucking with Rom?
 
[X] "Hold on a second."
-[X] Go back to Johnson's bust
--[X] A wee bit of vandalism is in order here.
[X] Ask about
-[X] Yurie
-[X] Rom
 
[X] "Hold on a second."
-[X] Go back to Johnson's bust
--[X] A wee bit of vandalism is in order here.
[X] Ask about
-[X] Yurie
-[X] Rom
 
[X] "Hold on a second."
-[X] Go back to Johnson's bust
--[X] A wee bit of vandalism is in order here.
[X] Ask about
-[X] Yurie
-[X] Rom
 
[X] "Hold on a second."
-[X] Go back to Johnson's bust
--[X] A wee bit of vandalism is in order here.
[X] Ask about
-[X] Yurie
-[X] Rom
[X] Is there a way to get to the nightmare without fucking with Rom?
-[X] Because I really want to start an inquisition on the idiots in Mensis and that barrier's the only thing keeping me from butchering the lot of them.
--[X] Also where's the kitchen, I need to restock on kitchen sinks as the ones I had decided to vanish on me.
 
I don't know why we're talking about starting an inquisition when we haven't even give 30 days' notice...
 
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ShieldCrown said:
Explain please
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To give some context, bloody stupid Johnson was so bad at architecture, he designed the Hedge maze so small people get lost looking for it, an ornamental koi pond 100 yards long and 1 inch wide (occupied by one koi on a very tight diet) a chiming Sundial that fires exploding cherubs 300 feet into the air every day at 4:00, and a pipe engine powered by a wheel where pi was 3.

Not 3.14159..... 3. He decided that having all those extra fiddly numbers was dumb, so he just got rid of them. Get to close to this thing and the fucked up laws of physics would shred you like a teleporter with a virus. The pipe organ was eventually repurposed as a mail sorter but they had to stop when they started getting mail from other dimensions.

Hell, the idea that he was taught by the Yharmin school of architecture would explain a lot abot discworld, let alone this place
 
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[X] "Hold on a second."
-[X] Go back to Johnson's bust
--[X] A wee bit of vandalism is in order here.
[X] Ask about
-[X] Yurie
-[X] Rom
 
RocjawCypher said:
To give some context, bloody stupid Johnson was so bad at architecture, he designed the Hedge maze so small people get lost looking for it, an ornamental koi pond 100 yards long and 1 inch wide (occupied by one koi on a very tight diet) a chiming Sundial that fires exploding cherubs 300 feet into the air every day at 4:00, and a pipe engine powered by a wheel where pi was 3.

Not 3.14159..... 3. He decided that having all those extra fiddly numbers was dumb, so he just got rid of them. Get to close to this thing and the fucked up laws of physics would shred you like a teleporter with a virus. The pipe organ was eventually repurposed as a mail sorter but they had to stop when they started getting mail from other dimensions.

Hell, the idea that he was taught by the Yharmin school of architecture would explain a lot abot discworld, let alone this place
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......how can anyone be that freakishly incompetent?
 
WE MUST BE AVENGED.

[X] "Hold on a second."
-[X] Go back to Johnson's bust
--[X] A wee bit of vandalism is in order here.
[X] Ask about
-[X] Yurie
-[X] Rom
 
[X] "Hold on a second."
-[X] Go back to Johnson's bust
--[X] A wee bit of vandalism is in order here.
[X] Ask about
-[X] Yurie
-[X] Rom
 
[X] "Hold on a second."
-[X] Go back to Johnson's bust
--[X] A wee bit of vandalism is in order here.
[X] Ask about
-[X] Yurie
-[X] Rom
 
[X] "Hold on a second."
-[X] Go back to Johnson's bust
--[X] A wee bit of vandalism is in order here.
[X] Ask about
-[X] Yurie
-[X] Rom
 
[X] "Hold on a second."
-[X] Go back to Johnson's bust
--[X] A wee bit of vandalism is in order here.
[X] Ask about
-[X] Yurie
-[X] Rom
[X] Is there a way to get to the nightmare without fucking with Rom?
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That bust was built and is still intact. Everyone hates him.

It's possible he built it himself.

Are we sure we want to risk turning it on by accident?
 
Higure said:
That bust was built and is still intact. Everyone hates him.

It's possible he built it himself.

Are we sure we want to risk turning it on by accident?
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It will be worth it.

even if we have to bring down the building with explosives and then chuck the remains into the lake ( or give them to our Old One freind to dump into a alternate dimension of junk)
 
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