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Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

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[X] "Not where I'm from, they shouldn't. You're lucky, a corpse here is a corpse, a corpse back home's just another potential enemy."
-[X] You're not one to back down from a fight, but...this is different. If negotiations ain't a possibility, you're getting yourself and Simon out of here. There are questions you need answered from Hope and Gherman, among others, about this.
 
[X] "Not where I'm from, they shouldn't. You're lucky, a corpse here is a corpse, a corpse back home's just another potential enemy."
-[X] You're not one to back down from a fight, but...this is different. If negotiations ain't a possibility, you're getting yourself and Simon out of here. There are questions you need answered from Hope and Gherman, among others, about this.
 
[X] "But you're not a corpse now, are yeh lassie."
-[X] "I'd give it a solid 7 out of 10 on badass intro lines. You've certainly got the implied threat down, but you really need to work on avoiding logical fallacies."
--[X] "By the way, any chance you know a fellow named Gherman or his friend who's a doll?"
---[X] "She goes by the name Hope now, and you look just like her."
 
I'd like to expand on it a little.

[X] "Not where I'm from, they shouldn't. You're lucky, a corpse here is a corpse, a corpse back home's just another potential enemy."
-[X] "But you're not a corpse now, are yeh lassie."
-[X] "I'd give it a solid 7 out of 10 on badass intro lines. You've certainly got the implied threat down, but you really need to work on avoiding logical fallacies."
--[X] "By the way, any chance you know a fellow named Gherman or his friend who's a doll?"
---[X] "She goes by the name Hope now, and you look just like her."
-[X] You're not one to back down from a fight, but...this is different. If negotiations ain't a possibility, you're getting yourself and Simon out of here. There are questions you need answered from Hope and Gherman, among others, about this.
 
[X] "But you're not a corpse now, are yeh lassie."
-[X] "I'd give it a solid 7 out of 10 on badass intro lines. You've certainly got the implied threat down, but you really need to work on avoiding logical fallacies."
--[X] "By the way, any chance you know a fellow named Gherman or his friend who's a doll?"
---[X] "She goes by the name Hope now, and you look just like her."

This perfectly captures Anderson's cheeky fuckness (that sounds so wrong).
 
There has to be an epic duel between Anderson and Maria at some point, whether deadly brawl or educational spar.

That being said, I feel like Maria would shun a fight to the death if:

–She believes Anderson had the conviction and ability to end the Church's eldritch experiments (the seeking of "...secrets that beckon so sweetly.")

–She learned of German's whereabouts (who she possessed a "great admiration for....").

For now, here's my votes:

[X] "Lass...does the name Gehrman ring any bells? Besides the ones in this bell tower, I mean?"

And to put Anderson's concerns to rest...

[X] Check if her teeth have fangs. It's the only way to be sure...
 
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So, all the people voting for "You're lucky, a corpse here is a corpse, a corpse back home's just another potential enemy."

You realize how little sense that makes to say to a corpse that just sat up and declared herself a potential enemy? Like, that's not just not a snappy line, it's flat wrong.
 
[X] "But you're not a corpse now, are yeh lassie."
-[X] "I'd give it a solid 7 out of 10 on badass intro lines. You've certainly got the implied threat down, but you really need to work on avoiding logical fallacies."
--[X] "By the way, any chance you know a fellow named Gherman or his friend who's a doll?"
---[X] "She goes by the name Hope now, and you look just like her."
 
[X] "Not where I'm from, they shouldn't. You're lucky, a corpse here is a corpse, a corpse back home's just another potential enemy."
-[X] "But you're not a corpse now, are yeh lassie."
-[X] "I'd give it a solid 7 out of 10 on badass intro lines. You've certainly got the implied threat down, but you really need to work on avoiding logical fallacies."
--[X] "By the way, any chance you know a fellow named Gherman or his friend who's a doll?"
---[X] "She goes by the name Hope now, and you look just like her."
-[X] You're not one to back down from a fight, but...this is different. If negotiations ain't a possibility, you're getting yourself and Simon out of here. There are questions you need answered from Hope and Gherman, among others, about this.

pedanterrific said:
So, all the people voting for "You're lucky, a corpse here is a corpse, a corpse back home's just another potential enemy."

You realize how little sense that makes to say to a corpse that just sat up and declared herself a potential enemy? Like, that's not just not a snappy line, it's flat wrong.
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Except a corpse would imply Maria being dead, except Maria is still alive? Eh, Iunno. It's Alexander—he quoted Boondock Saints.
 
[X] "Not where I'm from, they shouldn't. You're lucky, a corpse here is a corpse, a corpse back home's just another potential enemy."
-[X] "But you're not a corpse now, are yeh lassie."
-[X] "I'd give it a solid 7 out of 10 on badass intro lines. You've certainly got the implied threat down, but you really need to work on avoiding logical fallacies."
--[X] "By the way, any chance you know a fellow named Gherman or his friend who's a doll?"
---[X] "She goes by the name Hope now, and you look just like her."
-[X] You're not one to back down from a fight, but...this is different. If negotiations ain't a possibility, you're getting yourself and Simon out of here. There are questions you need answered from Hope and Gherman, among others, about this.
 
Just binge-read this yesterday. This Quest is the bestest thing ever. :lol

[X] "Not where I'm from, they shouldn't. You're lucky, a corpse here is a corpse, a corpse back home's just another potential enemy."
-[X] "But you're not a corpse now, are yeh lassie."
-[X] "I'd give it a solid 7 out of 10 on badass intro lines. You've certainly got the implied threat down, but you really need to work on avoiding logical fallacies."
--[X] "By the way, any chance you know a fellow named Gherman or his friend who's a doll?"
---[X] "She goes by the name Hope now, and you look just like her."
-[X] You're not one to back down from a fight, but...this is different. If negotiations ain't a possibility, you're getting yourself and Simon out of here. There are questions you need answered from Hope and Gherman, among others, about this.
 
[X] "What the fuck. What are you doing here? How are you here... and why are you dressin' like a Hunter all of a sudden? What's going on? Is Gehrman here too?"
-[X] You're not one to back down from a fight, but... this is different. If negotiations ain't a possibility, you're getting yourself and Simon out of here. There are questions you need answered from Hope and Gehrman, among others, about this.
 
"Not where I'm from, they shouldn't. You're lucky, a corpse here is a corpse, a corpse back home's just another potential enemy."
-[X] "But you're not a corpse now, are yeh lassie."
-[X] "I'd give it a solid 7 out of 10 on badass intro lines. You've certainly got the implied threat down, but you really need to work on avoiding logical fallacies."
--[X] "By the way, any chance you know a fellow named Gherman or his friend who's a doll?"
---[X] "She goes by the name Hope now, and you look just like her."
-[X] You're not one to back down from a fight, but...this is different. If negotiations ain't a possibility, you're getting yourself and Simon out of here. There are questions you need answered from Hope and Gherman, among others, about this.
 
[X] "Not where I'm from, they shouldn't. You're lucky, a corpse here is a corpse, a corpse back home's just another potential enemy."
-[X] "But you're not a corpse now, are yeh lassie."
-[X] "I'd give it a solid 7 out of 10 on badass intro lines. You've certainly got the implied threat down, but you really need to work on avoiding logical fallacies."
--[X] "By the way, any chance you know a fellow named Gherman or his friend who's a doll?"
---[X] "She goes by the name Hope now, and you look just like her."
-[X] You're not one to back down from a fight, but...this is different. If negotiations ain't a possibility, you're getting yourself and Simon out of here. There are questions you need answered from Hope and Gherman, among others, about this.
 
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[X] "But you're not a corpse now, are yeh lassie."
-[X] "I'd give it a solid 7 out of 10 on badass intro lines. You've certainly got the implied threat down, but you really need to work on avoiding logical fallacies."
--[X] "By the way, any chance you know a fellow named Gherman or his friend who's a doll?"
---[X] "She goes by the name Hope now, and you look just like her."
 
[X] "Not where I'm from, they shouldn't. You're lucky, a corpse here is a corpse, a corpse back home's just another potential enemy."
-[X] "But you're not a corpse now, are yeh lassie."
-[X] "I'd give it a solid 7 out of 10 on badass intro lines. You've certainly got the implied threat down, but you really need to work on avoiding logical fallacies."
--[X] "By the way, any chance you know a fellow named Gherman or his friend who's a doll?"
---[X] "She goes by the name Hope now, and you look just like her."
-[X] You're not one to back down from a fight, but...this is different. If negotiations ain't a possibility, you're getting yourself and Simon out of here. There are questions you need answered from Hope and Gherman, among others, about this.
 
[X] "Not where I'm from, they shouldn't. You're lucky, a corpse here is a corpse, a corpse back home's just another potential enemy."
-[X] "But you're not a corpse now, are yeh lassie."
-[X] "I'd give it a solid 7 out of 10 on badass intro lines. You've certainly got the implied threat down, but you really need to work on avoiding logical fallacies."
--[X] "By the way, any chance you know a fellow named Gherman or his friend who's a doll?"
---[X] "She goes by the name Hope now, and you look just like her."
-[X] You're not one to back down from a fight, but...this is different. If negotiations ain't a possibility,you're getting yourself and Simon out of here. There are questions you need answered from Hope and Gherman, among others, about this.
 
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[X] "What the fuck. What are you doing here? How are you here... and why are you dressin' like a Hunter all of a sudden? What's going on? Is Gehrman here too?"
-[X] You're not one to back down from a fight, but... this is different. If negotiations ain't a possibility, you're getting yourself and Simon out of here. There are questions you need answered from Hope and Gehrman, among others, about this.
 
[X] "What the fuck. What are you doing here? How are you here... and why are you dressin' like a Hunter all of a sudden? What's going on? Is Gehrman here too?"
-[X] You're not one to back down from a fight, but... this is different. If negotiations ain't a possibility, you're getting yourself and Simon out of here. There are questions you need answered from Hope and Gehrman, among others, about this.
 
[X] "What the fuck. What are you doing here? How are you here... and why are you dressin' like a Hunter all of a sudden? What's going on? Is Gehrman here too?"
-[X] You're not one to back down from a fight, but... this is different. If negotiations ain't a possibility, you're getting yourself and Simon out of here. There are questions you need answered from Hope and Gehrman, among others, about this.
 
[X] "Not where I'm from, they shouldn't. You're lucky, a corpse here is a corpse, a corpse back home's just another potential enemy."
-[X] "But you're not a corpse now, are yeh lassie."
-[X] "I'd give it a solid 7 out of 10 on badass intro lines. You've certainly got the implied threat down, but you really need to work on avoiding logical fallacies."
--[X] "By the way, any chance you know a fellow named Gherman or his friend who's a doll?"
---[X] "She goes by the name Hope now, and you look just like her."
-[X] You're not one to back down from a fight, but...this is different. If negotiations ain't a possibility, you're getting yourself and Simon out of here. There are questions you need answered from Hope and Gherman, among others, about this.

Time to be a smartass.
 
[X] "What the fuck. What are you doing here? How are you here... and why are you dressin' like a Hunter all of a sudden? What's going on? Is Gehrman here too?"
-[X] You're not one to back down from a fight, but... this is different. If negotiations ain't a possibility, you're getting yourself and Simon out of here. There are questions you need answered from Hope and Gehrman, among others, about this.

Alucard should be getting the popcorn right now
 
[X] "What the fuck. What are you doing here? How are you here... and why are you dressin' like a Hunter all of a sudden? What's going on? Is Gehrman here too?"
-[X] You're not one to back down from a fight, but... this is different. If negotiations ain't a possibility, you're getting yourself and Simon out of here. There are questions you need answered from Hope and Gehrman, among others, about this.
 
[X] "Not where I'm from, they shouldn't. You're lucky, a corpse here is a corpse, a corpse back home's just another potential enemy."
-[X] "But you're not a corpse now, are yeh lassie."
-[X] "I'd give it a solid 7 out of 10 on badass intro lines. You've certainly got the implied threat down, but you really need to work on avoiding logical fallacies."
--[X] "By the way, any chance you know a fellow named Gherman or his friend who's a doll?"
---[X] "She goes by the name Hope now, and you look just like her."
-[X] You're not one to back down from a fight, but...this is different. If negotiations ain't a possibility, you're getting yourself and Simon out of here. There are questions you need answered from Hope and Gherman, among others, about this.

Maria and Hope look very similar, but their personalities are radically different. Anderson would pick up on that pretty much entirely from body language and speech pattern, and I suspect that while he might be initially confused, he'd cover it up fast as he could with smartass.
 
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