Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

[X] There's no way that those long grubby hands are the only threat.
-[X] Get stabby, but stay mobile.
--[X] Try to keep them from fancy tricks with thrown exploding bayonets.

Anything I missed?

Not from where I can see.

[X] There's no way that those long grubby hands are the only threat.
-[X] Get stabby, but stay mobile.
--[X] Try to keep them from fancy tricks with thrown exploding bayonets.
 
Could we try pinning them with bayonets and then teleporting them a few hundred feet straight up?
 
[X] "May the LORD have mercy upon ye souls."
-[X] Pray to the Lord as you kill them to grant them a painless death and mercy.
--[X] Clean out your sleeves as you do so, i.e. throw whatever large and heavy pieces of crap you've collected over the years. Maxwell's desk would be a great opener.
 
Can we PLEASE try something other than "throw bayonets (possibly exploding) at it until it dies"? That's so boring.
Hey. In this instance, the exploding bayonets are a viable distraction in case they try to use that slug magic shit to literally melt us across 5 dimensions, or however that works.
Because I doubt they headbutt, and there's no way this deep in that the only attack they have is bitch smacking us.
 
Hey. In this instance, the exploding bayonets are a viable distraction in case they try to use that slug magic shit to literally melt us across 5 dimensions, or however that works.
Because I doubt they headbutt, and there's no way this deep in that the only attack they have is bitch smacking us.
They start to summon meteors about halfway through the fight. I think they also shoot lasers on occasion.
By and large though, the Living Failures are kinda pushovers*, and by far the easiest boss in the DLC.

*in the game. Tricia may have made them more difficult.
 
They start to summon meteors about halfway through the fight. I think they also shoot lasers on occasion.
By and large though, the Living Failures are kinda pushovers*, and by far the easiest boss in the DLC.

*in the game. Tricia may have made them more difficult.
Oh, good. I was right. What fun. Mebbe exploded kneecaps will stop them from trying to mulch us with a stone rain. Beyond that... Well. They look like they shamble and slap about. So probably nothing impressive, aside the magic.
I mean. It's a shame we don't have our new 'Knuckledusters' yet; be great fun for this. But stabbing is pretty much our go to because it works really well, with the laser club o' righteousness coming in a close second.
 
[X] There's no way that those long grubby hands are the only threat.
-[X] Get stabby, but stay mobile.
--[X] Try to keep them from fancy tricks with thrown exploding bayonets.
 
[X] There's no way that those long grubby hands are the only threat.
-[X] Get stabby, but stay mobile.
--[X] Try to keep them from fancy tricks with thrown exploding bayonets.
 
[X] There's no way that those long grubby hands are the only threat.
-[X] Get stabby, but stay mobile.
--[X] Try to keep them from fancy tricks with thrown exploding bayonets.
 
If we get a chance to next update, we should beat one of them to death with a sunflower.
 
[X] Ah ha those sunflowers reminded you of a good quip... err no poem to remind Stefan of your awesome stature
but poems.. how did it go again....
[X] Sunflower weary of time'?
something something something
another verse boring verse then...
fuck it... knife
X] There's no way that those long grubby hands are the only threat.
-[X] Get stabby, but stay mobile.
--[X] Try to keep them from fancy tricks with thrown exploding bayonets.
 
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[X] There's no way that those long grubby hands are the only threat.
-[X] Get stabby, but stay mobile.
--[X] Try to keep them from fancy tricks with thrown exploding bayonets.
 
[X] There's no way that those long grubby hands are the only threat.
-[X] Get stabby, but stay mobile.
--[X] Try to keep them from fancy tricks with thrown exploding bayonets.
 
Sad that no one seems to want to chuck random objects at the Failures as its the only time we'd probably be able to.

Besides I'd prefer to save the Bayonets for Lady Maria.
 
[X] There's no way that those long grubby hands are the only threat.
-[X] Get stabby, but stay mobile.
--[X] Try to keep them from fancy tricks with thrown exploding bayonets.
 
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