[X] You underestimated your opponent. This one's not as mediocre as its lesser kin. But that also means you can get a better club from its carcass.
-[X] Throw a handful of explosive bayonets its face.
--[X] While it's distracted, set up a small warded area around yourself. Nothing too big or strong. Just enough to fit your body and fast enough to deploy.
---[X] Now that you're not in danger of getting pancaked in the next eye blink, teleport your cocky ass out of its (and that spidercunt's) sight to recover and reassess.
[X] Round 2: Keep dancing in and out of its reach. Do Not get too far, or it might use its eye lasers.
-[X] Throw an explosive bayonet now and then at its feet to keep it off balance.
-[X] Use the Club o' Ironic Righteousness. Keep switching between laser mode in mid-range, and club mode in close range.
Plan might be overly long.
-[X] Throw a handful of explosive bayonets its face.
--[X] While it's distracted, set up a small warded area around yourself. Nothing too big or strong. Just enough to fit your body and fast enough to deploy.
---[X] Now that you're not in danger of getting pancaked in the next eye blink, teleport your cocky ass out of its (and that spidercunt's) sight to recover and reassess.
[X] Round 2: Keep dancing in and out of its reach. Do Not get too far, or it might use its eye lasers.
-[X] Throw an explosive bayonet now and then at its feet to keep it off balance.
-[X] Use the Club o' Ironic Righteousness. Keep switching between laser mode in mid-range, and club mode in close range.
Plan might be overly long.