Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

one of the most bullshit OP Hunters
Hahahaha. Fuck that chick and her fucking face. Fuck her. So fucking much. Honestly.

Her and her fucking threaded cane and her fucking Augur and her fucking Call Beyond and her fucking pocket sand and her fucking bullshit stats.

So much fucking rage came from fighting her. So much.

I mean, it'd be fine if she were a later enemy. There's a guy in Mensis that is pretty much her, but he's in Mensis. You should be a fuck train by that point. She's in Byrgenwerth, at the mid point of the game where you've still got shitty stats unless you spent an ungodly amount of time grinding, which I don't usually until I get to that primo spot in "Mergo's Hotbox : Middle".

Such a terrible, terrible NPC. Honestly.
 
*Pain that I know all too well*

Hence why I'm starting to doubt they'd divert casters from dealing with her; the only way that the Order could take her without eating unholy casualty percentages would be to get all their bell-ringers in a row and then just pour summoned mooks into the building until they win by sheer attrition.

A panicked run on the Chalice Dungeons, on the other hand, would work best if you have a team of professionals who can fend off attacking horror-beasts, navigate through the catacombs, translate any writings they find, and sort out possible artifacts from useless garbage... which would mean leaving the Unseen Village without any of its heavy hitters, necessitating some sort of countermeasures against the Padre just walking in and wiping them out.
 
Re-reading the fastball special update, it seems that the Unseen Village Hunters might be looking for Anderson himself.
They show a bit more creativity in their weapon selection, with one spearman, one cane-wielder, and Curly sporting a set of gnarly-looking bones lashed together into a makeshift gauntlet. Caneboy, who is now Larry by process of induction, is also lugging a slightly larger and less elegant variant of the Kegs' portable cannon.

"You're coming with us," says Moe in a helmet-enhanced baritone.

"Well that's awfully presumptuous of ye. Have ye considered my feelin's?"

That seems to throw them off; their carefully-crafted triangle of intimidation wobbles a bit, losing a fair bit of menace as they glance at one another.

"That was a command, not a statement."

"And what if I don't want ta come with ye?"

"Then we'll be forced to use...force."

"Ye can't go through life forcin' yer way through all yer problems, ye know? We're all adults here; let's talk this out."

[X] Go through with the assault
-[X] Final tweaks to the plan?
--[X] Scratch off the traps, Alexandria has a point.
--[X] You remember one of the hunters tried to bug out towards the cathedral plaza. The recon team might want to take a look there too.


While Simon is right to be worried, turtling down would mean the threats are still out there and free to move and maneuver as they see fit. It also means they'll intercept any other refugees that come our way.

There's a guy in Mensis that is pretty much her, but he's in Mensis.
Think they'll send that OP hunter against Anderson? How's he compared to the Bloody Crow?
 
[X] Go through with the assault
-[X] Final tweaks to the plan?
--[X] Scratch off the traps, Alexandria has a point.
--[X] You remember one of the hunters tried to bug out towards the cathedral plaza. The recon team might want to take a look there too.
 
Think they'll send that OP hunter against Anderson? How's he compared to the Bloody Crow?
Badly.
Choir Intelligencer Edgar (that's his official name) is fairly strong, but the Crow is way way way stronger. Not to mention Edgar might not even be working for Mensis (given the name, the fandom thinks he's either spying on Mensis for the Choir, or on the Choir for Mensis).

Wrapping back to Edgar, he uses a Ludwigs, which is very slow, and the Ebrietas arcana (Augur, which hits admittedly rather hard, and ACB, which...he may have. I sure as hell haven't seen him use it, but if he does, then that's devastating).

He's still a far cry from Yurie or the Crow, however that may change in this quest (Given the Crow's adaptational stupidity, Edgar may be alot more dangerous here than in-game).
 
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[X] Go through with the assault
-[X] Final tweaks to the plan?
--[X] Scratch off the traps, Alexandria has a point.
--[X] You remember one of the hunters tried to bug out towards the cathedral plaza. The recon team might want to take a look there too.
--[X] Have Simon covertly back you up from a distance instead of joining the kill team.


We know they're after Anderson, we should have a trump card in reserve just in case they manage to pull off something unexpected.

Also, just a reminder, Alfred still has a cross. I doubt anything is going to manage to take him down and steal it, but if they did, would it allow them entry? Do they just need a cross to get past the barrier, or do they need to have been given a cross? I think the only other cross not already in the Chapel is the one we gave to the Messengers, but I'm pretty sure we can trust them to handle it responsibly.

P.S. Just to clarify because of the whole "using text as a form of communication" thing: that last sentence was not sarcasm. I genuinely believe the Messengers know what they're doing and won't accidentally invite people hostile to Anderson or the flock.
 
[X] Go through with the assault
-[X] Final tweaks to the plan?
--[X] Scratch off the traps, Alexandria has a point.
--[X] You remember one of the hunters tried to bug out towards the cathedral plaza. The recon team might want to take a look there too.
--[X] Have Simon covertly back you up from a distance instead of joining the kill team.
 
[X] Go through with the assault
-[X] Final tweaks to the plan?
--[X] Scratch off the traps, Alexandria has a point.
--[X] You remember one of the hunters tried to bug out towards the cathedral plaza. The recon team might want to take a look there too.
 
[X] Go through with the assault
-[X] Final tweaks to the plan?
--[X] Scratch off the traps, Alexandria has a point.
--[X] You remember one of the hunters tried to bug out towards the cathedral plaza. The recon team might want to take a look there too.
--[X] Have Simon covertly back you up from a distance instead of joining the kill team.
 
[X] Go through with the assault
-[X] Final tweaks to the plan?
--[X] Scratch off the traps, Alexandria has a point.
--[X] You remember one of the hunters tried to bug out towards the cathedral plaza. The recon team might want to take a look there too.
--[X] Have Simon covertly back you up from a distance instead of joining the kill team.
 
[X] Go through with the assault
-[X] Final tweaks to the plan?
--[X] Scratch off the traps, Alexandria has a point.
--[X] You remember one of the hunters tried to bug out towards the cathedral plaza. The recon team might want to take a look there too.
--[X] Have Simon covertly back you up from a distance instead of joining the kill team.

 
[X] Go through with the assault
-[X] Final tweaks to the plan?
--[X] Scratch off the traps, Alexandria has a point.
--[X] You remember one of the hunters tried to bug out towards the cathedral plaza. The recon team might want to take a look there too.
--[X] Have Simon covertly back you up from a distance instead of joining the kill team.
 
[X] Go through with the assault
-[X] Final tweaks to the plan?
--[X] Scratch off the traps, Alexandria has a point.
--[X] You remember one of the hunters tried to bug out towards the cathedral plaza. The recon team might want to take a look there too.
--[X] Have Simon covertly back you up from a distance instead of joining the kill team


Aw yeqh, Hype up!
 
[X] wait it out
[X] but send a small recon team out to try and determine whatever their plan is/pick off any casters they find.

I'm with Simon honestly. I think we might want to poke around before running into a possible trap.
 
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You bring a hand up to your chin and rub it in classic pondering fashion for a few moments.

"On the one hand, yer concerns are totally valid and we'd have the upper hand playin' defense. On the other hand, I really, really wanna beat the shit outta these guys. I say we go ahead and attack. All in favor?"

Eileen, Steffon, and one of the Churchmen raise their hands along with yours.

"All opposed?"

Alexandria, Simon, and the remaining Churchman raise their hands.

"Ayes have it, then. You guys willin' ta help out?"

You get a series of nods.

"Excellent. Alexandria was right; let's ditch the traps. Simon, you good for ranged support?"

"Certainly. Would Ebrietas be willing to take me to a better vantage point?"

"So long as ye ask nicely. While ye're there, take this bell up ta her and see if she can track 'em. Eileen, one o' the Mensis pricks tried ta make a break for the plaza; coulda just been a panic reflex, but it could be worth checkin' out."

"Duly noted. Leave the chapel exactly two minutes after the recon squad does. We'll bring the smoke; yellow means we need assistance, red means return to the chapel immediately. No smoke means either things are going to plan or we're all dead."

"That last part was kind of implied by the previous sentence."

"Too much at stake for ambiguity." Eileen gets to her feet, followed soon after by Steffon and the rest of the gang. "We deploy in five. Try not to make too much noise; Doctor Iosefka's got enough to deal with already and I need Djura healthy before I chew him out for getting hurt like that in the first place."

"In his defense," you reply, "that uppercut was fuckin' awesome."

"Going by what Simon told me, that is both true and entirely beside the point."

Meeting adjourned and minutes sadly untaken, the group files out in orderly fashion. Simon and Eileen head upstairs and the rest go to various floors, presumably to round up the rest of the squad. You, meanwhile, pull a watch from the recesses of your sleeves and note the current time. Seven minutes 'til curtain call.

You spend the intervening time in the meeting room tidying up your clothes, practicing your dramatic gestures, and compiling a selection of sordid comments to bellow once you're outside. Eileen, returning to the ground floor, does not bother answering your request for something that rhymes with "thundering twatwaffle." People just don't appreciate the work that goes into being a proper meat tank.

Three minutes into your preparations, Simon comes down to report in.

"Ebrietas says she can get a vague impression of where the casters are through the bell. Something along the lines of being able to follow the bell's link to the point of origin and then locate the other links from there. She's also volunteered to help coordinate the fight with her telepathy."

"Kickarse. She's a helpful lass, isn't she?"

"She's certainly a valuable ally."

"Valuable friend. Now go up there and get yer piggy-back ride goin'."

You're in the midst of listing appropriately-bombastic Bible quotes when showtime arrives. With a roll of your shoulders, you stroll down to the front door and wind up for a righteous boot before stopping yourself at the last minute. That is a really big scalpel Iosefka's running along Djura's ulna. Instead, you gently ease the door open and tiptoe for a good way before, after a quick check behind you to ensure distance, you begin your performance.

All groups in position. Simon has spotted and...neutralized an enemy spotter. Father Anderson has left the Chapel.

"'Immediately I saw another horse appear, deathly pale, and its rider was called Death, and Hades followed at its heels. They were given authority over a quarter of the earth, to kill by the sword, by famine, by plague and through wild beasts.'

"They're busy at the moment, but I'm happy ta pick up the slack. Come and get some, ye heathen sons o' bitches!"

Gently-glowing appetizers pour in from around nearby corners; at this point, you're so used to their movements that you don't even have to watch your bayonets land. You storm forward as they hit the ground, taking the opportunity to stomp on their heads before they vanish.

"Come on, ye wrinkly old bints! Ye wanted me, now ye've got me. Get those saggy tits in gear and take a swing!"

Casters approximately two hundred yards north of the chapel. Assault team will intercept in six seconds.

You grin as the summoned creatures continue to harass you, their masters seemingly unaware of how royally fucked they are. For the sake of variety, you pick one of the lankier ones up by the ankle and bludgeon the others with him until his skeleton finally gives out. With that done, you look up and see Ebrietas' tiny outline hovering in the moonlight.

Casters in full retreat. Four of ten neutralized. Five.

You are both proud of your associates' capabilities and annoyed that they're not going to leave any for you.

Fighters have emerged from Yahar'gul and are engaging recon team. Two casters within are summoning reinforcements. Original casters down to three.

You frown and look over towards where Eileen said the hideout was, looking for any sign of smoke. None seems forthcoming, but you start running towards the action regardless.

Recon team has recombined. Two casualties, no serious injuries. One surviving caster has made it through the entrance.

Sucks for them; up against Eileen, Steffon, and Simon at the same time? The bastards might as well be salmon trying to swim upstream past a horde of unusually-pointy bears. Your only regret is that you aren't there to witness the hilariously one-sided slaughter.

Casters retreating deeper into Yahar'gul. No further summons forthcoming. I think we won.

Gal's a born RTO, even with that slip-up there at the end. Can't blame her for being excited, though.

Father Anderson, further orders?

[] Pursue into Yahar'gul
-[] Join the pursuit squad yourself

[] Regroup at the chapel

[] Write in...
 
That was amazingly anticlimactic.
It's better than a exciting clusterfuck royale. Edit: (see: Anderson lawn darts)

Plus, the other hunters get to stretch out for a bit and not go loony on cabin fever.

[X] Praises and high-fives all around for a well-executed operation.
[X] Regroup at the chapel
-[X] And grab a disabled Mensis fighter if they can for interrogation.


Let's not get greedy.
 
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[X] Praises and high-fives all around for a well-executed operation.
[X] Regroup at the chapel
-[X] And grab a disabled Mensis fighter if they can for interrogation.


I'm actually more nervous than if this had been a horrifying meat grinder.

Best case, they were just playing for time, hoping we'd turtle up like Simon suggested and give them breathing room to try and come up with a plan.

Worst case, this was a distraction and we need to capitalize on our victory here ASAP before everything goes to hell in a handbasket.

Unfortunately, I can think of at least three possible areas they could be operating from (Byrgenwerth, the catacombs, or Yahar'gul itself), Anderson can only be in one place at once, and I don't like the odds of survival for our allies if we split the party and they end up facing the Order's trump card without us there to help.

Still, following the hags into the Unseen Village feels like an obvious trap. Either they've set up some sort of nasty sorcerous trap to screw us over, or the whole place has been evacuated already and the bell-ringers are just serving as bait to keep us occupied for as long as possible.
 
[X] Praises and high-fives all around for a well-executed operation.
[X] Regroup at the chapel
-[X] And grab a disabled Mensis fighter if they can for interrogation.


I'm actually more nervous than if this had been a horrifying meat grinder.

Best case, they were just playing for time, hoping we'd turtle up like Simon suggested and give them breathing room to try and come up with a plan.

Worst case, this was a distraction and we need to capitalize on our victory here ASAP before everything goes to hell in a handbasket.

Unfortunately, I can think of at least three possible areas they could be operating from (Byrgenwerth, the catacombs, or Yahar'gul itself), Anderson can only be in one place at once, and I don't like the odds of survival for our allies if we split the party and they end up facing the Order's trump card without us there to help.

Still, following the hags into the Unseen Village feels like an obvious trap. Either they've set up some sort of nasty sorcerous trap to screw us over, or the whole place has been evacuated already and the bell-ringers are just serving as bait to keep us occupied for as long as possible.
They can't be operating from Byrgenworth. That place is infested with those brain-sucking wasp-people, which is itself only accessible by a long wooded area filled with snakes, large snakes, and giant snake amalgamation tanks, followed by a trio of katana-wielding magic-and-fire-wielding snake people.
And the catacombs...?

No, these pricks are from Mensis. The only question is whether or not they've already conducted that big ritual in Yahargul or not. But we should probably finish the Hunter's Nightmare first, since clearing out Yahargul leads to the Nightmare of Mensis, and clearing that basically beats the game unless you choose to fight Gehrman and the Moon Presence.
 
[X] Praises and high-fives all around for a well-executed operation.
[X] Regroup at the chapel
-[X] And grab a disabled Mensis fighter if they can for interrogation.
 
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