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Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

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Haha.

Some Hunter is slowly creeping through a crumbling tunnel. Suddenly they spy a crumbled wall, opening to a suspiciously arena like room. As they muster their courage, they note a gathering of Messengers carrying a note.

Hoping it contains a hint to the next area, they begin to read, ignoring the Messengers odd garb.

'Have you heard about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?'

And then they facepalm.
 
[x]Well that wasn't very Christian-like of ya, missy.
[X] Be the bigger man and walk away
-[X] so you can throw one of those nice men through her window

As much as burning their house down appeals to me, I think this is the better option. Vote changed, this is funnier
 
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[x]Well that wasn't very Christian-like of ya, missy.
[X] Be the bigger man and walk away
-[X] so you can throw one of those nice men through her window

Heh, what do you know I hit the nail right on the head
 
[x]Well that wasn't very Christian-like of ya, missy.
[X] Be the bigger man and walk away
-[X] so you can throw one of those nice men through her window
 
x]Well that wasn't very Christian-like of ya, missy.
[X] Be the bigger man and walk away
-[X] so you can throw one of those nice men through her window
 
[x]Well that wasn't very Christian-like of ya, missy.
[X] Be the bigger man and walk away
-[X] so you can throw one of those nice men through her window
 
[x]Well that wasn't very Christian-like of ya, missy.
[X] Be the bigger man and walk away
-[X] so you can throw one of those nice men through her window
 
[X] Be petty.
- [X] Put the fear of the Lord into these foolish folk and let them know how merciful the Lord is.
 
[x]Well that wasn't very Christian-like of ya, missy.
[X] Be the bigger man and walk away
-[X] so you can throw one of those nice men through her window
 
[x] Well that wasn't very Christian-like of ya, missy.
[x] Be the bigger man and walk away
-[x] so you can throw one of those nice men through her window
 
[x] Well that wasn't very Christian-like of ya, missy.
[x] Be the bigger man and walk away
-[x] so you can throw one of those nice men through her window
 
[X]Well that wasn't very Christian-like of ya, missy.
[X] Be the bigger man and walk away
-[X] so you can throw one of those nice men through her window

That's the house with those constantly laughing old bitches, right?
Fuck 'em.
 
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While the Karmic backlash angle is nice, we are endangering these women when it gets down to it, so afterwards lets nail something to the broken window, like some wood or any of the other random shit lying around the streets of Yarhnam.

Just because they're bitches doesn't mean we forget the words of the lord.

Edit: also make sure that that man is a corpse before we throw it in there, or at least mostly dead...
 
[x]Well that wasn't very Christian-like of ya, missy.
[X] Be the bigger man and walk away
-[X] so you can throw one of those nice men through her window

Best option is better option. Better than quoting the bible or pulp when we're still trying to save the poor souls of Yharman.
 
[x]Well that wasn't very Christian-like of ya, missy.
[X] Be the bigger man and walk away
-[X] so you can throw one of those nice men through her window

Brilliant. Just brilliant.
 
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