Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)
- Thread starter Tricia
- Start date
PhantomFractions
I can (not) type fast enough
- Location
- Australia
[x] Why, spreading the Word and Love of Jesus Christ to the many people of the world. Teaching peace and love for all!
[x] And putting all these Godless heathens and their masters where they belong!
-[x] In the ground, in case you didn't take my meanin'.
[x] End the interrogation - find somewhere to keep your snitch safe and secure in case you need more intelligence.
[x] Meet up with the other Hunters for their take on the situation and discuss your next move.
Sometimes the more understated speeches hit harder than grand boasting.
Like, 'dismantling your church and dethroning its false idols is like what I do on the way back from shopping for my favourite cereal.'
[x] And putting all these Godless heathens and their masters where they belong!
-[x] In the ground, in case you didn't take my meanin'.
[x] End the interrogation - find somewhere to keep your snitch safe and secure in case you need more intelligence.
[x] Meet up with the other Hunters for their take on the situation and discuss your next move.
Sometimes the more understated speeches hit harder than grand boasting.
Like, 'dismantling your church and dethroning its false idols is like what I do on the way back from shopping for my favourite cereal.'
Fixed that for you.
CrossyCross
A+ RIDING
[X] "Do I think I can kill them all? Well lass, I just remembered that while I gave my name we haven't really been properly introduced. So."
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. I know I can. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. I know I can. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
- Location
- A Place Miserably Bereft of Cats
[x] Why, spreading the Word and Love of Jesus Christ to the many people of the world. Teaching peace and love for all!
[x] And putting all these Godless heathens and their masters where they belong!
-[x] In the ground, in case you didn't take my meanin'.
--[x] Incidentally, would you be interested in hearin' the Good Word and lettin' the light of Jesus inta yer heathen heart?
[x] End the interrogation - find somewhere to keep your snitch safe and secure in case you need more intelligence.
[x] Meet up with the other Hunters for their take on the situation and discuss your next move.
Miiinor modification.
[x] And putting all these Godless heathens and their masters where they belong!
-[x] In the ground, in case you didn't take my meanin'.
--[x] Incidentally, would you be interested in hearin' the Good Word and lettin' the light of Jesus inta yer heathen heart?
[x] End the interrogation - find somewhere to keep your snitch safe and secure in case you need more intelligence.
[x] Meet up with the other Hunters for their take on the situation and discuss your next move.
Miiinor modification.
asdx
Superior Sword Fairy
- Location
- Texas.
[X] "Do I think I can kill them all? Well lass, I just remembered that while I gave my name we haven't really been properly introduced. So."
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. I know I can. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. I know I can. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
Madork Gunna
Ork Flyboy
- Location
- Upside down
[x] Why, spreading the Word and Love of Jesus Christ to the many people of the world. Teaching peace and love for all!
[x] And putting all these Godless heathens and their masters where they belong!
-[x] In the ground, in case you didn't take my meanin'.
[x] End the interrogation - find somewhere to keep your snitch safe and secure in case you need more intelligence.
[x] Meet up with the other Hunters for their take on the situation and discuss your next move.
[x] And putting all these Godless heathens and their masters where they belong!
-[x] In the ground, in case you didn't take my meanin'.
[x] End the interrogation - find somewhere to keep your snitch safe and secure in case you need more intelligence.
[x] Meet up with the other Hunters for their take on the situation and discuss your next move.
[X] "Do I think I can kill them all? Well lass, I just remembered that while I gave my name we haven't really been properly introduced. So."
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. I know I can. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. I know I can. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
[X] "Do I think I can kill them all? Well lass, I just remembered that while I gave my name we haven't really been properly introduced. So."
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. I know I can. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
Remind me of this
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. I know I can. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
Remind me of this
[X] "Do I think I can kill them all? Well lass, I just remembered that while I gave my name we haven't really been properly introduced. So."
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. Iknow I can. And that's exactlywhat I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. Iknow I can. And that's exactlywhat I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
[X] "Do I think I can kill them all? Well lass, I just remembered that while I gave my name we haven't really been properly introduced. So."
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. I know I can. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. I know I can. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
[X] "Do I think I can kill them all? Well lass, I just remembered that while I gave my name we haven't really been properly introduced. So."
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. I know I can. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
This is how I imagine Anderson would look while giving this speech, shining cross and all:
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. I know I can. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
This is how I imagine Anderson would look while giving this speech, shining cross and all:
Daniel Estacado
ZA WARUDO
[X] "Do I think I can kill them all? Well lass, I just remembered that while I gave my name we haven't really been properly introduced. So."
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. I know I can. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. I know I can. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
[X] "Do I think I can kill them all? Well lass, I just remembered that while I gave my name we haven't really been properly introduced. So."
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. I know I can. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. I know I can. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
Daniel Estacado
ZA WARUDO
So if we find a Scurrying Beast, can we capture it and give it to the girls as a pet?
- Location
- Argentina
[X] Yes I think I can kill them. As for why let me tell you what I and my comrades at arms said before we walked into a city even more screwed up than this one.
Me: Who are we!?
Hand puppets: The necessary evil!
Me: And WHY are we necessary?
Hand puppets: To purge the world of evil worse than man!
Me: And WHY are we God's chosen few, ordained to undertake this unholy task?
Hand puppets: Because no one else will!
Anderson: And because it's fucking fun! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAmen!
Me: Who are we!?
Hand puppets: The necessary evil!
Me: And WHY are we necessary?
Hand puppets: To purge the world of evil worse than man!
Me: And WHY are we God's chosen few, ordained to undertake this unholy task?
Hand puppets: Because no one else will!
Anderson: And because it's fucking fun! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAmen!
- Location
- North of England
- Pronouns
- She/They
[X] "Do I think I can kill them all? Well lass, I just remembered that while I gave my name we haven't really been properly introduced. So."
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. Iknow I can. And that's exactlywhat I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
This is good but it needs background music.
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. Iknow I can. And that's exactlywhat I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
This is good but it needs background music.
noahgab1133
Fluffy?
why not both!
[X] BOTH
[X] BOTH
I think so, yes. I mean the speech is not an exactly an oath to kill all of their gods. And if Ebrietas does get converted, then technically she's not a god, and won't be calling herself one isn't she?
[x] Why, spreading the Word and Love of Jesus Christ to the many people of the world. Teaching peace and love for all!
[x] And putting all these Godless heathens and their masters where they belong!
-[x] In the ground, in case you didn't take my meanin'.
[x] End the interrogation - find somewhere to keep your snitch safe and secure in case you need more intelligence.
[x] Meet up with the other Hunters for their take on the situation and discuss your next move.
[x] And putting all these Godless heathens and their masters where they belong!
-[x] In the ground, in case you didn't take my meanin'.
[x] End the interrogation - find somewhere to keep your snitch safe and secure in case you need more intelligence.
[x] Meet up with the other Hunters for their take on the situation and discuss your next move.
[X] Plan Stroth
Hyp3rB14d3
Gotta catch 'em all!
[x] Why, spreading the Word and Love of Jesus Christ to the many people of the world. Teaching peace and love for all!
[x] And putting all these Godless heathens and their masters where they belong!
-[x] In the ground, in case you didn't take my meanin'.
[x] End the interrogation - find somewhere to keep your snitch safe and secure in case you need more intelligence.
[x] Meet up with the other Hunters for their take on the situation and discuss your next move.
[x] And putting all these Godless heathens and their masters where they belong!
-[x] In the ground, in case you didn't take my meanin'.
[x] End the interrogation - find somewhere to keep your snitch safe and secure in case you need more intelligence.
[x] Meet up with the other Hunters for their take on the situation and discuss your next move.
[x] Why, spreading the Word and Love of Jesus Christ to the many people of the world. Teaching peace and love for all!
[x] And putting all these Godless heathens and their masters where they belong!
-[x] In the ground, in case you didn't take my meanin'.
[x] End the interrogation - find somewhere to keep your snitch safe and secure in case you need more intelligence.
[x] Meet up with the other Hunters for their take on the situation and discuss your next move.
[x] And putting all these Godless heathens and their masters where they belong!
-[x] In the ground, in case you didn't take my meanin'.
[x] End the interrogation - find somewhere to keep your snitch safe and secure in case you need more intelligence.
[x] Meet up with the other Hunters for their take on the situation and discuss your next move.