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Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

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[x] Why, spreading the Word and Love of Jesus Christ to the many people of the world. Teaching peace and love for all!
[x] And putting all these Godless heathens and their masters where they belong!
-[x] In the ground, in case you didn't take my meanin'.
[x] End the interrogation - find somewhere to keep your snitch safe and secure in case you need more intelligence.
[x] Meet up with the other Hunters for their take on the situation and discuss your next move.
 
tq343 said:
What's that from?
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It's from an Original Character Tournament (OCT) called Vanity of Idols, specifically Endling's second round (which is one of the best entries I've ever read). Basically, a group of people create original characters, a host creates an environment, and they have a tournament; each competitor creates a story wherein their character defeats the opponent's while simultaneously advancing their own story. Judges pick a winner and that entry becomes canon.

Here's one of the all-time great runs.

The vast majority are based on comics, but there are also some pure writing ones. I competed in a handful; never got very far, but had a good time. Also met a lot of folks I'm still very dear friends with.
 
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[X] "Do I think I can kill them all? Well lass, I just remembered that while I gave my name we haven't really beenproperly introduced. So."
-[X] Stand up to your full height and put on the properly intimidating attitude.
--[X] "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge Anderson. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fighting an immortal shapeshifting bastard who pulled an army ten thousand strong out of his arse just to start things off. Then I came to Yharnam. And so far? I'm not impressed. Those beasts in the street that had your hunters pulling back to the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one of your people pissing their pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was. So no lass. I don't think I can kill your gods. I know I can. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. And once I'm done I'm going to help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should."
 
[x] Why, spreading the Word and Love of Jesus Christ to the many people of the world. Teaching peace and love for all!
[x] And putting all these Godless heathens and their masters where they belong!
-[x] In the ground, in case you didn't take my meanin'.
[x] End the interrogation - find somewhere to keep your snitch safe and secure in case you need more intelligence.
[x] Meet up with the other Hunters for their take on the situation and discuss your next move.
 
Let's not do the whole putting all these godless heathens and their masters where they belong vote. A good chunk of our allies are technically godless heathens.
 
[x] Well, it's quite simple, what I'm gonna' do, lass. I'll just do as a good Catholic should, and spread the word and love of the Almighty Father and his Holy Son Christ to the poor inhabitants of this bloodbath of a city.
[x] And while I'm doing that, I'll be slaughtering these false gods and their lying preachers like the cattle they ought to 'ave been born as.
[x] Average Tuesday mornin', really.
[x] Finish the interrogation - Decide what to do with the snitch based on her response.
[x] Meet with everyone trustworthy, discuss what should be done next.
 
Tricia said:
It's from an Original Character Tournament (OCT) called Vanity of Idols, specifically Endling's second round (which is one of the best entries I've ever read). Basically, a group of people create original characters, a host creates an environment, and they have a tournament; each competitor creates a story wherein their character defeats the opponent's while simultaneously advancing their own story. Judges pick a winner and that entry becomes canon.

Here's one of the all-time great runs.

The vast majority are based on comics, but there are also some pure writing ones. I competed in a handful; never got very far, but had a good time. Also met a lot of folks I'm still very dear friends with.
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Endling was fucking amazing back in the day man. Right up until he was snatched by a company and started getting paid well for his efforts. Then he had no time for us and we didn't get to see much of his art.:cry:
 
[x] Why, spreading the Word and Love of Jesus Christ to the many people of the world. Teaching peace and love for all!
[x] And putting all these Godless heathens and their masters where they belong!
-[x] In the ground, in case you didn't take my meanin'.
[x] End the interrogation - find somewhere to keep your snitch safe and secure in case you need more intelligence.
[x] Meet up with the other Hunters for their take on the situation and discuss your next move.
 
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Burned Harder Than Old Yharnam
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    • You reach up and tap your chin, looking up and "hmmm"-ing in faux concentration.

    "Do I think I can kill 'em all? Well, lass, I just remembered that while I gave ye my name, we haven't really been properly introduced. So..."

    You rear up to your full height; it's not always obvious next to the giant fuckers you deal with, but there is a lot of you. You grin in anticipation of finally being able to preach to a-

    No, bad Anderson. No "captive audience" joke. You're better than that.

    Anyway, where were you? Oh, right.

    "I am Father Alexander Anderson. Killing Judge. The Purifier. Saint Guillotine. God's Assassin. I dragged those titles from the throats of abominations beyond yer reckoning. I have killed things that would make yer false gods bow down and worship. Yesterday, I cut through a city of monsters and capped it off by fightin' an immortal shapeshiftin' bastard who pulled an army ten-thousand-strong out of his arse as an openin' move, an' I did most of it with one arm. Then I came ta Yharnam, and so far?

    "I am not impressed.

    "Those beasts in the streets you lot shit yer britches over and hide from in the Cathedral? They don't even slow me down. The Mediocre One? I carved it up for parts. The Artificial Hunter who had every one o' you pissin' yer pants? I put him down like the untrained amateur he was.

    "So no, lass, I don't think I can kill yer gods. I know I can. And that's exactly what I'm gonna do. And once I'm done, I'm gonna help the survivors of this city as a good Christian should. As a good person should."

    You lift Rosemary up by her collar, dangling her completely off the ground as you give her the most disapproving glare decades of Catholic teaching can provide.

    "As you fuckin' didn't."

    You drop her back down.

    "I'm gonna burn yer wickedness ta the ground and build a good world from the ashes."

    She looks to your stone-faced companions one after the other, visibly sweating.

    "And you're all following this man?"

    "He's doing a damn sight better than you lot ever did," replies Djura.

    You look around the chapel and notice that Agatha, the new lady, the girls, and both of the injured Churchmen are staring at you. Hopefully Eileen briefed them on the situation, because that was a lot to take in.

    The new guy continues to ignore you like a champ.

    You reluctantly shelve the maniacal laughter that would ordinarily accompany one of your sermons and watch Rosemary try to surreptitiously scoot as far away from you as possible. With a grin, you step over and clap her on her shoulder, producing a satisfying twitch.

    "And just think: it's all thanks ta yer kindly assistance."

    The color doesn't so much drain from her face as sprint headlong away from it. You're pretty sure even Hope has a healthier pallor than her right now.

    "So," you say, "now that everyone's on the same page, whatever shall we do with you?"

    [] Kill her now

    [] Keep her alive

    [] Write in...

    AFTERWARDS

    [] Talk to
    -[] Who?

    [] Go to
    -[] Upper Cathedral Ward
    -[] Byrgenwerth
    -[] Other

    [] Write in...
     
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    • [X] It's up to the others. This is their home and land, after all.

    [X] The First Person your eyes Land on

    [X] Upper Cathedral Ward


    They fucked up our friends' place. It should be up to them.
     
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    [X] It's up to the others. This is their home and land, after all.

    [X] The First Person your eyes Land on

    [X] Upper Cathedral Ward
     
    Call me bloodthirsty if you wish but I say kill her.

    She knew what the church was doing, maybe not to the extent of the bitch we put into the ground earlier in the quest, but still enough to know that the church experimented on people.

    She may not be as guilty as the Choir, but she damn sure isn't innocent either, and if we're willing to put down one heathen who betrayed the faith of the people and was willing to use their position of a holy man to blasphemous effect, that we should be willing to do 'em all in.
     
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    Call me bloodthirsty if you wish but I say kill her.

    She knew what the church was doing, maybe not to the extent of the bitch we put into the ground earlier in the quest, but still enough to know that the church experimented on people.

    She may not be as guilty as the Choir, but she damn sure isn't innocent either, and if we're willing to put down one heathen who betrayed the faith of the people and was willing to use their position of a holy man to blasphemous effect, that we should be willing to do 'em all in.
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    Perhaps. But honestly, I'd rather leave it to the people who's home she actually fucked over.

    They know better, and if they feel she deserves it, they deserve to inflict justice themselves.
     
    [X] It's up to the others. This is their home and land, after all.

    [X] The First Person your eyes Land on

    [X] Upper Cathedral Ward
     
    [X] It's up to the others. This is their home and land, after all.

    [X] The First Person your eyes Land on

    [X] To let in the other Church of Healing heathens who are probably not as implicit in the atrocities as Rosemary is.
    -[x] Then to the Hunter's Dream to see about this gouge in the Club of Righteous Irony.

    Edited due to points brought up by Stroth.
     
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    [X] It's up to the others. This is their home and land, after all.

    [X] The First Person your eyes Land on

    [X] Upper Cathedral Ward
     
    [X] It's up to the others. This is their home and land, after all.

    [X] The First Person your eyes Land on

    [X] Upper Cathedral Ward
     
    [X] It's up to the others. You'll leave the rolls of Judge and Jury to them for now.

    [X] The First Person your eyes Land on.

    [X] Byrgenwerth - You need to know where the cancer grew from in order to cut it out at the roots.
     
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