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Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

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[X] Finish him. "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YE TO DIE."
-[X] Then go check what fell out of his coat. Eileen or the Powder Kegs could probably use the vials and mist and why the fuck was he carrying around an old bone? Is it some kind of heathen relic or something?


Fiiiiine. Gotta say though, the bloodborne folks are getting beaten pretty handily so far. I was expecting at least a few more speed bumps! Meh, maybe if we ever meet a legitamite great one... but probably not. Ah well, let's see where this goes.

Edit: changed my vote to include TheOtherSandmans new line (cause its funny)
 
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[x] Try to talk to him.
-[X] "People like us would hate a merciful death. Wee go down into the grave spittin' and bitin'. So while you crawl to knaw at me ankles, let me ask ye some questions."
--[X] "Why? What has the Church done for ye that ye would continue to fight with such wounds? If it was the satisfaction o' ripping me head off, it would make more sense for ye to retreat and come back later. Preferably with a body that wasn't broken to shite.

Why not? I mean, he can't win at this point. Why NOT try to talk to him?
 
HeuristicKeeper said:
[x] Try to talk to him.
-[X] "People like us would hate a merciful death. Wee go down into the grave spittin' and bitin'. So while you crawl to knaw at me ankles, let me ask ye some questions."
--[X] "Why? What has the Church done for ye that ye would continue to fight with such wounds? If it was the satisfaction o' ripping me head off, it would make more sense for ye to retreat and come back later. Preferably with a body that wasn't broken to shite.

Why not? I mean, he can't win at this point. Why NOT try to talk to him?
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Because he still can.

He still has the Trick Mode Chikage, with a bunch of blood vials within easy reach, and very likely his own personal regeneration to fall back on.

Anderson won through a combination of luck and by keeping him off balance, in addition to completely commanding the pace of the fight. The second Anderson leaves an opening is the second Arseface gets a lucky shot in.

I guarantee it.
 
[X] Finish him.
-[X] Then go check what fell out of his coat. Eileen or the Powder Kegs could probably use the vials and mist and why the fuck was he carrying around an old bone? Is it some kind of heathen relic or something?

Healing with Blood Vials is really fast in Bloodborne, and this guy does not deserve to rip off Alucard's regeneration bullshit. I do not want to give him an opportunity to throw the 'Victory has defeated you' line right back at our faces.
 
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Why not? I mean, he can't win at this point. Why NOT try to talk to him?
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Because anderson isnt the sort to ask his enemies questions out of curiosity. Hes the sort to maybe peach at dead or dying enemies and then kill them. Or just kill them. He lives in a world where people, including himself, can make very quick recoveries and talking could be fatal. And good lord knows he already understands fighting for his religion. Bit silly asking the man why he keeps fighting when anderson would and has done the exact same thing.
 
[X] Finish him. "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YE TO DIE."
-[X] Then go check what fell out of his coat. Eileen or the Powder Kegs could probably use the vials and mist and why the fuck was he carrying around an old bone? Is it some kind of heathen relic or something?
 
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Because anderson isnt the sort to ask his enemies questions out of curiosity. Hes the sort to maybe peach at dead or dying enemies and then kill them. Or just kill them. He lives in a world where people, including himself, can make very quick recoveries and talking could be fatal. And good lord knows he already understands fighting for his religion. Bit silly asking the man why he keeps fighting when anderson would and has done the exact same thing.
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Because, frankly, as strong as the Bloody Crow is, he's also a superweapon of the church. Anderson is, himself, one of these sorts of things and knows a little bit about how dangerous they can be. Worse, the Crow doesn't even have dogma to guide him. He just seems like a rabid dog, hunting down the strong for sport.

And when the other hunters are all dead, where does that leave the civilians?

No, best to just off him now.
 
[X] Finish him.
-[X] Then go check what fell out of his coat. Eileen or the Powder Kegs could probably use the vials and mist and why the fuck was he carrying around an old bone? Is it some kind of heathen relic or something?
 
[X] Finish him. "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YE TO DIE."
-[X] Then go check what fell out of his coat. Eileen or the Powder Kegs could probably use the vials and mist and why the fuck was he carrying around an old bone? Is it some kind of heathen relic or something?
 
[X] Finish him. "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YE TO DIE."
-[X] Then go check what fell out of his coat. Eileen or the Powder Kegs could probably use the vials and mist and why the fuck was he carrying around an old bone? Is it some kind of heathen relic or something?
 
Okay, a bit left field here, but I have a question.

Now most Bloodbore scholars* seem to agree that Ebriates was not malicious in any capacity. She gave knowledge to the humans that discovered her not out of malice or pride or desire of worship, but simply because she wanted to help them and show them the truth of the world.

Unlike Oedon, she didn't want to use them as methods of reproduction**, instead she saw their stumbling and felt pity. Her age in the manner of great ones is also in some dispute, for she is regarded as the daughter of the cosmos.***

In my opinion she was an eager young creature seeing mankind struggling and seeking to help them, like a teenager teaching a hungry child how to make a grilled cheese in order to feed itself.

Not her fault that they used the Kitchen to make Meth.

Now all that said, do we need to kill her?

That is to say, is it possible to converse with her in a manner that doesn't involve sharp metal exploding objects and holy fire?****

Because I got one of those crazy stupid early morning ideas.

Anyone want to Convert a 'Great One' to the One True Faith?

*That is to say, fans of the game who have delved into the deepest lore.

**The Celestial Larvae might dispute this claim, but there are theories that the Larvae are not of Ebriates' make. Instead they may have been children experimented on by the church in their orphanages as ways to gain a higher form, another reason to hate the bastards.

***Once again due to the nature of bloodborne's lore this is more due to interpretation than any solid fact.

****Considering We're talking about Abridged Anderson here I kind of expect derisive laughter so feel free, Hell I scoffed a little myself when I typed it, but Tricia has shown us depths of the man that we didn't expect so I though the question might have some slight merit.
 
Even for abridged Anderson converting a Mediocre One to the one true faith sounds ...

FUCKING AWESOME

It'd be a good way to replace our dead sidekicks.
 
[x] Try to talk to him.
-[X] "People like us would hate a merciful death. Wee go down into the grave spittin' and bitin'. So while you crawl to knaw at me ankles, let me ask ye some questions."
--[X] "Why? What has the Church done for ye that ye would continue to fight with such wounds? If it was the satisfaction o' ripping me head off, it would make more sense for ye to retreat and come back later. Preferably with a body that wasn't broken to shite.
 
And while Current Bro-Pope Francis is different than Hellsing Pope, he did say that if space aliens wanted to follow the teachings, he'd baptize them.

Which would actually be funny if the AbridgedHellsing Pope was chill as fuck.
 
TheOtherSandman said:
And while Current Bro-Pope Francis is different than Hellsing Pope, he did say that if space aliens wanted to follow the teachings, he'd baptize them.

Which would actually be funny if the AbridgedHellsing Pope was chill as fuck.
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Actually Pope Francis is Abridged!Andersen's Pope. It was revealed in the trailer for episode 4 when Maxy was interrogating that priest about his relationship with Millenium. The mention of how there's been a change of management that's kind of pissed at the BS his predecessor allowed in the church.



Alucard was smug as all hell on Twitter when the previous pope stepped down as he had threatened him in a letter in episode three before this happened.
 
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