Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

The look of this guys face would be kind of hilarious when he sees Amelia become a giant freaking monster in the middle of the chapel.

From what I understand, he knows she's about to go full on Predacon on us and is counting on it.

Bastard is probably betting the poor girl will either kill us, or provide enough of a distraction to make a run for it.

That son of a bitch, when this is over I say we introduce him to our bayonets, Mr. exploding stabby and Mrs. exploding slashy, Cock. First.
 
From what I understand, he knows she's about to go full on Predacon on us and is counting on it.

Bastard is probably betting the poor girl will either kill us, or provide enough of a distraction to make a run for it.

That son of a bitch, when this is over I say we introduce him to our bayonets, Mr. exploding stabby and Mrs. exploding slashy, Cock. First.
Too quick. I'd say pummeling with our mace is in order first, then we can move to cutting tenderized meat if we feel the need.
 
If we shoot her in the face, we look like a horrible monster. If we let her transform, she turns into a horrible monster. In either case, we lose possibly people.

We might want to establish a barrier /on her/ or something.
 
Hmm. Yeah, I'll change my vote.

[X] "None of that heathen fuckery here, thank you very much."
-[X] Put up a ward directly on Amelia's flesh to hopefully stop her from turning into a Great Ape being possessed by a blood demon or whatever hideous shit the Church has gotten up to with her.
-[X] Bayonet the old dude right in the sinuses.
 
So can't quite write the accent but can someone give me some Anderson speak for asking Amelia if she wants to "Die a human or live as a monster."
 
[x] Toss bayonet to impale old man's leg to the ground.
-[x] Wait for the exact right moment to bash her head in while she's done something to prove she's monster-y.
 
[x] Toss bayonet to impale old man's leg to the ground.
-[x] Wait for the exact right moment to bash her head in while she's done something to prove she's monster-y.
 
There's an idea. Call on the wisdom we learned in our last battle against Alucard.
...
"Myeh myeh I'm an overpowered vampire, don't give yourself holy superpowers Anderson, don't do the fun thing, I'm afraid of a fair fight, myeh"?

That's what I recall Alucard yammering about - and also what he'd probably end up saying in the abridged series.

I'm probably wrong. Still.
 
[x] Toss bayonet to impale old man's leg to the ground.
-[x] Wait for the exact right moment to bash her head in while she's done something to prove she's monster-y.

I suppose this is better than no thing. Talking Amelia out of it's not happening though. She's a zealot through and through. To her, this is the highest honor she can achieve: Communion with Oedon, with the Old Blood.
 
[x]

Shove the old ghoul aside without alarming violence (he's no threat to you physically, and you don't want to spook Amelia), place a warm and fatherly hand on the girl's head, and talk her spirits up.

"Don't listen to him, lass. Don't stop fighting now. All of life is a fight. Have hope! I bring good news and glad tidings for all of the lost and the sick and the weary. Hang on just a little longer, and I'll tell you all about a wonderful God and a wonderful man named Jesus, who promises to take on all of your ailments and burdens. To make you a new person, whole and healthy and beautiful."
 
[x]

Shove the old ghoul aside without alarming violence (he's no threat to you physically, and you don't want to spook Amelia), place a warm and fatherly hand on the girl's head, and talk her spirits up.

"Don't listen to him, lass. Don't stop fighting now. All of life is a fight. Have hope! I bring good news and glad tidings for all of the lost and the sick and the weary. Hang on just a little longer, and I'll tell you all about a wonderful God and a wonderful man named Jesus, who promises to take on all of your ailments and burdens. To make you a new person, whole and healthy and beautiful."
*Insert Bayonet here.*
 
...
"Myeh myeh I'm an overpowered vampire, don't give yourself holy superpowers Anderson, don't do the fun thing, I'm afraid of a fair fight, myeh"?

That's what I recall Alucard yammering about - and also what he'd probably end up saying in the abridged series.

I'm probably wrong. Still.

Well, the thing is, as far as Alucard was concerned, Anderson COULD beat him as a human, in fact Alucard KNEW that a human could beat him, after all Harker (not Van Helsing, and I'll never forgive Hellsing for that), but the things that Alucard hates the most are people who throw either their lives away (as shown by the look of disdain when that one policeman shot himself to not have to face hime) and people who throw their humanity away to keep living. The truth is, Alucard, just like any other inmortal in the show, WANTS to die, and as far as Alucard is concerned only a human can do it, because only a human can kill a monster, when Anderson used the Nail on himself, he stopped being the man who would kill Alucard and became another monster Alucard would have to fight, and even then, Alucard couldn't bring himself to truly hate Anderson and what he did as shown by the fact that he is crying as Anderson dies.

But that's enough rambling about something that's got nothing to do with the quest, could we introduce them to our Laser-Club of Righteous Irony or whatever we called it in the end?
 
[X] See where this goes

I'm assuming that she's about to turn into a monster, and it'll be kind of hard to hide that they turn people into monsters, after that.
 
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