Oh come on people! How often does he get to storm a giant pagan gothic cathedral for the purpose of murdering their unholy gods? This deserves a bit of ceremony.
[X] "AND THE TWO ANGELS ARRIVED AT SODOM IN THE EVENING! AN' AS LOT SAW 'EM HE BOWED HIS FACE TA THA' GROUND!"
-[X] Begin tha' roof-hopping, whipping out your explosive Bayonets for easy access
--[X] "MAH LORDS," he said, "PLEASE TURN ASIDE TO YON SERVANT'S HOUSE! YE CAN WASH YER FEET, SPEND THA NIGHT, AND BE AWAY IN THE MORNIN'!"
---[X] Let loose a volley of yer party favors as the heathen scum try to make with tha' blockadin'
----[X] "BUT THA MEN AND WOMEN AND WOMEN OF SODEM WERE SINFUL, AN' THEY DID DEMAND THAT LOT TURN THEM OVAH DESPITE BEING UNDER THE PROTECTION OF HIS ROOF! AND THEY WERE REBUFFED, STRUCK BLIND AND DUMB! AND SO THA' ANGELS TOLD LOT TO TAKE THOSE WHOM HE LOVED, AND TO LEAVE THE CITY WITH THEM!"
-----[X] Make haste, allow the flood of turned beast to flow freely into tha' den o' sin itself! Destroy all obstacles towards the tide of retribution!
------[X] "THEN ERR THE SUN ROSE, THA LORD RAINED DOWN BURNING SULFUR UPON SODOM AND GOMORRAH! AND THAT MORNING DID ABRAHAM LOOK DOWN UPON THEIR SMOKING WRECKAGE!"