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Yep. From now on, I suggest we start taking live subjects (perferably human) and start poking to see what make them tick, we may need some healing power first though
Or, alternatively, we could just forego that and start on our dissections sooner. It's not like we need to understand what we're seeing, for the most part; all we need to look for is places where air and water are located in the body, and we've already got a huge advantage.Yep. From now on, I suggest we start taking live subjects (perferably human) and start poking to see what make them tick, we may need some healing power first though
But live subjects is much more informative than dead subjects, we can tell which red wobblies bits kill you when stabbed and which wobblies bits just make you scream a lot; there's also brain dissection, we can start mapping brain regions by stabbing bits and see what the subject can't doOr, alternatively, we could just forego that and start on our dissections sooner. It's not like we need to understand what we're seeing, for the most part; all we need to look for is places where air and water are located in the body, and we've already got a huge advantage.
Well, we could do the tests that one guy did where he found out that muscles move when zapped. That could be useful, if we get a lightning spell.But live subjects is much more informative than dead subjects, we can tell which red wobblies bits kill you when stabbed and which wobblies bits just make you scream a lot; there's also brain dissection, we can start mapping brain regions by stabbing bits and see what the subject can't do
We will need some electrodes for precision thoughWell, we could do the tests that one guy did where he found out that muscles move when zapped. That could be useful, if we get a lightning spell.
Everyone wants to do the same thing becaue it worked before, namingly doubling down on the same plan if something goes wrong.
We should have tried to trap it in the hallway, were we would have had every advantage.
We need to try other things.
[X] Use ice attacks, then use fire. Use resulting water to make things slippery and dragon wet. Use ice again to freeze dragon, and slit its throat.
Well, when I consider it:
Fire is a ball of flame. This ball may be stronger, due to our consumption of the firecoons, or it may not. It has no pressure; all it does is burns. This is a dragon who breathes fire. It doesn't care about something it probably outclasses in terms of heat when it sneezes.
Water requires water. Ness has stated that our bolts are very hard to melt, presumably due to the freezing effect they possess. Taking the time to melt them is time spent not attacking the dragon, and all it takes is one bad roll to end us.
Wind is useless right now, unless we want to cool off because we've suddenly become too hot for some reason.
Water again... Eyeballs are watery... Perhaps... but we'd have to overcome the SR... Well, it won't slow us down...
We have a unicorn horn flashlight, with unknown effects.
We have regeneration, which I'm hoping that we won't need.
New Vote:
[X] Shoot icebolts at it's eyes.
-[X] Ice is just frozen water. Try to manipulate the water in the bolts so that they come closer to the eyes and nose.
-[X] Eyeballs are watery sacks of squishy stuff. They're almost 80-90% water, and in a ball shape, so therefore the optimal formation for our water manipulation. Using this logic, try to blind the dragon by moving/stirring the water in it's eye to rupture it.
[X] Whether or not any of this works, run away and keep dodging while you're doing.
Then I guess the eyeballs plan is a go
[X] eyeballs
You know what we need? We need to start doing autopsy on EVERYTHING we kill, our knowlegde is not Cedra knowlegde
[X] Shoot icebolts at it's eyes.
-[X] Ice is just frozen water. Try to manipulate the water in the bolts so that they come closer to the eyes and nose.
-[X] Eyeballs are watery sacks of squishy stuff. They're almost 80-90% water, and in a ball shape, so therefore the optimal formation for our water manipulation. Using this logic, try to blind the dragon by moving/stirring the water in it's eye to rupture it.
[X] Whether or not any of this works, run away and keep dodging while you're doing.
@Dark Ness you double posted.
No, that was a roll for if you get anything right away. You don't.Dangit. This thing is going to be useless, isn't it? We'd better stock up on more water spells, then.
Oh, so is it a "You can't read most of it" kind of "Not getting anything right away", or a "You haven't earned the book yet" "Not getting anything right away"? Because I could see the Trail of Wisdom going on for a bit longer, seeing as how it's pretty much an extended boss encounter...No, that was a roll for if you get anything right away. You don't.
The book's powers remain the same, it hasn't been nerfed.
Oh, so is it a "You can't read most of it" kind of "Not getting anything right away", or a "You haven't earned the book yet" "Not getting anything right away"? Because I could see the Trail of Wisdom going on for a bit longer, seeing as how it's pretty much an extended boss encounter...
The bottom one. You had a 1/14 shot of killing the dragon, and only that because you already hit it in the eye. If you hadn't rolled a crit, I wouldn't even have rolled for killing the dragon, anything less wouldn't have been enoughErm we had a 50% chance of killing the dragon? Or was that reduced cause we rolled perfectly on the previous one?
So, the major would be a "What are you doing" action, and the minor would be a "how are you doing this" action? Or is it a "Big action, little action" thing?Also, for when you get you get back to town (probably the update after this one) I have been thinking of instituting a minor and major action system. You would get one of each. Thoughts?
Could the heart of the dragon eat us?
This
No, but you can choose to educate yourself.And can a major action be going to school? Because that'd be nice...
Neither, the body disappeared.
Let's go all Seigfred on this thing!