Chapter 50: A Day in the Life
ChrisProvidence
Time Traveling Unequal Treaty Destroyer
- Pronouns
- He/Him
MIB Section 5 Headquarters, Nanjing, Jiangsu Province, Republic of China, 8 July 1917
In the last half decade, Director Martin Li had earned his fair share of odds and ends. And like most people with an office, he'd used them to decorate his office.
Be it katanas, medals, captured flags, letters from American presidents, or that tank shell Mike had given him as an ash tray (despite the fact that neither of them smoked), they all adorned his office. Every single one of them told a story,
But today was not a day for stories. Not when he had to read countless reports about what was going on around the world.
First was Chile, where the Haber-Bosch process meant the nitrate market practically cratered overnight, and with it, the Chilean economy and government. Riots broke out in the streets as the countless unemployed marched with those demanding universal suffrage. With their presence in Santiago, the Chilean government had no choice but to enact voting reforms and hold snap elections to prevent an all-out civil war.
Still, there was some glimmer of hope. While nitrates had cratered, the demand for copper had skyrocketed, leading to a few Islanders approaching the new Radical-led government with generous investment offers that the Chileans literally could not refuse.
All things considered, things were actually calming down. It would take time for copper to truly replace the nitrates-sized hole in their budget, but at least Chile wasn't on the verge on financial collapse. In fact, the first Chilean shipment had arrived earlier this year.
In contrast, Colombia and Venezuela were just getting started with their riots.
Colombia's Conservative government under Concha had followed in Restrepo's footsteps with his conflict with the Catholic church. In doing so, he had found unlikely allies with the more-secular Liberals, just as his predecessor had done.
That all changed when Do Not Look Away released. While the Catholic Church was always a force to be reckoned with, there were many Colombians who were outright furious with what they had seen.
Honestly, I'd be more upset if they weren't pissed off about all the modern slavery, abuse, and corruption going on in the Church. Christ.
No wonder I never show up when it isn't Easter or Christmas.
So right now, Bogota was on fire. Angry citizens marches around the town demanding answers from the local clergy and the bishops about just what the hell was going on in the Church.
The clergy did come up with a response, as priests often do, but it was unsatisfactory, to say the least. Martin knew the Church could handle a trickle of scandal by smothering it and transferring the priest. After all, that was what they did in his time.
But this, all at once? It hit the local church like a freight train, along with their Conservative allies.
At least Bogota is "only" rioting. Caracas is about to tear itself apart!
Now, information was spotty, to say the least. Sure, the RoC had an embassy over there, and that embassy could communicate with Nanjing via satellite.
But from what little he could gather, the embassy was locked down, save for the refugees running through the front door.
As for the rest of Venezuela, he knew even less.
Apparently General Juan Vicente Gomez is dead? Okay, he isn't the President anymore, but the current guy is his puppet, and we have no idea where he is, right now.
Revolutionaries are more promising, though. More liberal and democratic than the last guy, anyways.
Who am I kidding? The last guy's a fucking dictator who the revolutionaries claimed would "Sell the country out to Royal Dutch Shell!"
Note to Self: Emphasize not screwing over the locals when writing analyses reports that go up the chain.
But for all the craziness going on over there, it paled in comparison to what rumors he had heard of in Brazil. Because if his ears were to be believed, there was now a Brazilian Tongmenghui that formed in secret.
Now, a secret society meant that it was, well, secret. But at the same time, Brazil having their own version of the organization he'd fought with was not what he had on his 1917 Bingo Card.
Moreover, they were a complete enigma. Sure, if they were going to follow the Tongmenghui's example, then there was a pretty good chance that they would be progressive and liberal enough for China's liking.
That said, he truly didn't know. Even his analysts hadn't been able to dig up anything on them, what with the latter being a secret society bent on overthrowing the Coffee Milk Politics.
Li sighed and shook his head.
Somehow, Argentina having a vibrant labor rights movement was the thing he was happiest about, since at least that country wasn't on fire. Just slowly turning into the France of South America.
The phone ringing told him that this was enough about South America for now. He could follow up on the Russian and Qing arms showing up in Mexico later.
Right now, he had yet another report he needed to review.
"Line's secure," he said through the speaker phone. "You can start talking."
"Understood, sir-"
"Aki," Li shook his head again, "When it's just the two of us talking, you don't have to be all formal with me."
Plus, being called "Sir" all the time still feels weird. How the hell does Mike do this?
"Alright, Marty," she breathed. The analyst-turned-de-facto-field agent had been stuck in Indochina for the last few weeks while the Foreign Legion, Paris, and Phan's people were all trying to figure out just who was trying to burn down the Free Schools. "I looked into that issue with Le, just as you asked."
"Anything good, Aki?"
"There does not seem to be much. The attackers were local thugs hired by a middle-man. Problem is, finding him and his bosses is easier said than done."
"Aki, we're a little spread thin right now, so you're what we have until we can get more Indochinese agents in the field to capture this HVI."
"Oh, him? We got him."
"You what-"
"Yes. It turns out that Le is very good at tracking people down. Coupled with Agent Fong's assistance, and we have been able to track down and arrest one of these middlemen."
"Huh." Honestly, Li wasn't sure what to make of that, but he wasn't about to complain. "So, any trouble on your end? I can't imagine the French are too cooperative with you."
"Oddly enough, no. The Governor General had to step in, of course, but the local authorities allowed us to assist in the interrogation. There is one problem, though."
"How bad are we talking, Aki?"
"The UCIC."
"The what?" Li frantically looked through his computer's database to figure out just what was going on. "Aki, that's a company."
"It is, but the middleman we captured has ties to them. Apparently, he's a 'Fixer' of some kind."
"And you have testimony of this? Will he stand trial?"
"That's the weirder part, Marty. The man is dead."
"What? I thought he was in protective custody."
"He was. It seems that was not a problem for his murderer, though."
Okay, it's colonial police. These guys aren't exactly the most diligent.
Then again, it's not like these guys like Paris any more than the UCIC does. Wait... There's no way-
"Aki, who knows about this?"
"Besides us and Phan's organization?"
"Yeah."
"There are a few constables, but nothing much. They might be compromised, though."
"It's possible," Li figured, "But we don't know for sure. So, where does that leave us?"
"One dead prisoner, a colonial police full of potentially-corrupt cops, and a corporation that might be actively trying to sabotage Paris' plans for Indochina."
"Great..." He could practically taste the sardonic words come off his tongue. "And a dead witness who can't testify."
"We have the footage, Li. It should be in the archives."
Yeah, I don't think the UCIC or whoever the hell is trying to burn schools down thought of this one.
"Alright. So, anything else I should know?"
"Nothing much. Perhaps the need for more Indochinese agents? But other than that, I have nothing else to report."
"I see... Oh, before I forget, Mike told me to tell you he said hi."
"Marty, he called me last night."
Christ, Mike won't stop asking me about her. I mean, I get that she's his wife and this position puts her in some danger, but Aki's a smart woman.
"Yeah, I know. He worries about you."
"...He's bored, isn't he?"
"Yup."
There's only so much baseball you can watch before you get bored.
Ulsan Harbor, Ulsan, Republic of Korea, 11 September 1917
Park Jae-Hyun knew full well that he was not qualified for the job when he started, but in his defense, he was probably the most-qualified man in Korea for the job.
In his defense, he was a quick learner... Even if his lesson was that as Minister of Defense, he was just as much a politician as he was a soldier.
That said, his job was also easy on some days.
Today was one of those days, now that he was sitting at the opening of a new drydock. Apparently it was the first of its kind outside of China.
It wasn't too surprising, now that he thought about it. There was only so much space for drydocks on the Chinese coast, and they were building their fair share as fast as they could with modern equipment.
So when the Korean government offered Ulsan Harbor as a potential shipbuilding site, Nanjing had been more than open about it.
After all, Korea needed to do something about the trade imbalance with the Chinese, and if that meant manufacturing Chinese products on the cheap and building even more of the modern ships that the world kept demanding, then so be it.
Washington Naval Yard, Washington, District of Columbia, United States of America, 7 October 1917
Colonel Smedley Butler had a lot of time to think these last few years. While there was always training to be done and correspondences with his Chinese counterparts to be written, he had more than enough time to himself.
Today, however, was not one of those days. As he and his men were demonstrating the M1916 Browning Automatic Rifle to the assembled brass and politicians.
The M1916, of course, was based on the Chinese rifles that had been gifted to the United States a few years ago. Once the handshakes were finished and the goodbyes were said, the rifles were whisked across the country via train and brought to Washington. There, Butler and his men would be testing the rifles while one John Browning reverse-engineered it into something they could produce en masse.
What they ended up with, however, was basically a cheaper, lower-technology version of the rifle. From the looks of it, the only thing that had changed was, in fact, the wooden furniture that replaced the plastic on the handguard, grip, and stock. Everything else, from the inner workings to even the ammunition, was more or less the same from what they had seen before.
That isn't to say that Browning couldn't make a rifle that could file .30-06 Springfield. The man had made a prototype, and Butler even test-fired it.
He hated it. His men hated it even more, now that he thought about it.
"Damn thing kicks like a mule," one of his soldiers told him.
"The .223's better at getting more accurate shots," said another. "Even if it's a smaller bullet, you ain't gettin' up if you get shot by that."
It was contentious, of course. .30-06 was the cartridge of the American soldier, and they wanted to abandon it entirely?
Even Roosevelt, a man who seemed to wholeheartedly embraced the future, was a bit hesitant.
It was only when somebody pointed out that soldiers could also fire it in full-auto that the White House relented. After all, who could say no to a lightweight and reliable automatic rifle?
Now, all that remained was Congress, and Butler knew enough about politics from his father to know just what to do for the crowd.
"I hold in my hands," he began for the crowd of politicians and generals, "The future of the American infantryman. After years of testing and providing feedback to Mr. Browning, I can say for sure that this is better than any rifle made in Berlin, Britain, or Bordeaux..."
In the last half decade, Director Martin Li had earned his fair share of odds and ends. And like most people with an office, he'd used them to decorate his office.
Be it katanas, medals, captured flags, letters from American presidents, or that tank shell Mike had given him as an ash tray (despite the fact that neither of them smoked), they all adorned his office. Every single one of them told a story,
But today was not a day for stories. Not when he had to read countless reports about what was going on around the world.
First was Chile, where the Haber-Bosch process meant the nitrate market practically cratered overnight, and with it, the Chilean economy and government. Riots broke out in the streets as the countless unemployed marched with those demanding universal suffrage. With their presence in Santiago, the Chilean government had no choice but to enact voting reforms and hold snap elections to prevent an all-out civil war.
Still, there was some glimmer of hope. While nitrates had cratered, the demand for copper had skyrocketed, leading to a few Islanders approaching the new Radical-led government with generous investment offers that the Chileans literally could not refuse.
All things considered, things were actually calming down. It would take time for copper to truly replace the nitrates-sized hole in their budget, but at least Chile wasn't on the verge on financial collapse. In fact, the first Chilean shipment had arrived earlier this year.
In contrast, Colombia and Venezuela were just getting started with their riots.
Colombia's Conservative government under Concha had followed in Restrepo's footsteps with his conflict with the Catholic church. In doing so, he had found unlikely allies with the more-secular Liberals, just as his predecessor had done.
That all changed when Do Not Look Away released. While the Catholic Church was always a force to be reckoned with, there were many Colombians who were outright furious with what they had seen.
Honestly, I'd be more upset if they weren't pissed off about all the modern slavery, abuse, and corruption going on in the Church. Christ.
No wonder I never show up when it isn't Easter or Christmas.
So right now, Bogota was on fire. Angry citizens marches around the town demanding answers from the local clergy and the bishops about just what the hell was going on in the Church.
The clergy did come up with a response, as priests often do, but it was unsatisfactory, to say the least. Martin knew the Church could handle a trickle of scandal by smothering it and transferring the priest. After all, that was what they did in his time.
But this, all at once? It hit the local church like a freight train, along with their Conservative allies.
At least Bogota is "only" rioting. Caracas is about to tear itself apart!
Now, information was spotty, to say the least. Sure, the RoC had an embassy over there, and that embassy could communicate with Nanjing via satellite.
But from what little he could gather, the embassy was locked down, save for the refugees running through the front door.
As for the rest of Venezuela, he knew even less.
Apparently General Juan Vicente Gomez is dead? Okay, he isn't the President anymore, but the current guy is his puppet, and we have no idea where he is, right now.
Revolutionaries are more promising, though. More liberal and democratic than the last guy, anyways.
Who am I kidding? The last guy's a fucking dictator who the revolutionaries claimed would "Sell the country out to Royal Dutch Shell!"
Note to Self: Emphasize not screwing over the locals when writing analyses reports that go up the chain.
But for all the craziness going on over there, it paled in comparison to what rumors he had heard of in Brazil. Because if his ears were to be believed, there was now a Brazilian Tongmenghui that formed in secret.
Now, a secret society meant that it was, well, secret. But at the same time, Brazil having their own version of the organization he'd fought with was not what he had on his 1917 Bingo Card.
Moreover, they were a complete enigma. Sure, if they were going to follow the Tongmenghui's example, then there was a pretty good chance that they would be progressive and liberal enough for China's liking.
That said, he truly didn't know. Even his analysts hadn't been able to dig up anything on them, what with the latter being a secret society bent on overthrowing the Coffee Milk Politics.
Li sighed and shook his head.
Somehow, Argentina having a vibrant labor rights movement was the thing he was happiest about, since at least that country wasn't on fire. Just slowly turning into the France of South America.
The phone ringing told him that this was enough about South America for now. He could follow up on the Russian and Qing arms showing up in Mexico later.
Right now, he had yet another report he needed to review.
"Line's secure," he said through the speaker phone. "You can start talking."
"Understood, sir-"
"Aki," Li shook his head again, "When it's just the two of us talking, you don't have to be all formal with me."
Plus, being called "Sir" all the time still feels weird. How the hell does Mike do this?
"Alright, Marty," she breathed. The analyst-turned-de-facto-field agent had been stuck in Indochina for the last few weeks while the Foreign Legion, Paris, and Phan's people were all trying to figure out just who was trying to burn down the Free Schools. "I looked into that issue with Le, just as you asked."
"Anything good, Aki?"
"There does not seem to be much. The attackers were local thugs hired by a middle-man. Problem is, finding him and his bosses is easier said than done."
"Aki, we're a little spread thin right now, so you're what we have until we can get more Indochinese agents in the field to capture this HVI."
"Oh, him? We got him."
"You what-"
"Yes. It turns out that Le is very good at tracking people down. Coupled with Agent Fong's assistance, and we have been able to track down and arrest one of these middlemen."
"Huh." Honestly, Li wasn't sure what to make of that, but he wasn't about to complain. "So, any trouble on your end? I can't imagine the French are too cooperative with you."
"Oddly enough, no. The Governor General had to step in, of course, but the local authorities allowed us to assist in the interrogation. There is one problem, though."
"How bad are we talking, Aki?"
"The UCIC."
"The what?" Li frantically looked through his computer's database to figure out just what was going on. "Aki, that's a company."
"It is, but the middleman we captured has ties to them. Apparently, he's a 'Fixer' of some kind."
"And you have testimony of this? Will he stand trial?"
"That's the weirder part, Marty. The man is dead."
"What? I thought he was in protective custody."
"He was. It seems that was not a problem for his murderer, though."
Okay, it's colonial police. These guys aren't exactly the most diligent.
Then again, it's not like these guys like Paris any more than the UCIC does. Wait... There's no way-
"Aki, who knows about this?"
"Besides us and Phan's organization?"
"Yeah."
"There are a few constables, but nothing much. They might be compromised, though."
"It's possible," Li figured, "But we don't know for sure. So, where does that leave us?"
"One dead prisoner, a colonial police full of potentially-corrupt cops, and a corporation that might be actively trying to sabotage Paris' plans for Indochina."
"Great..." He could practically taste the sardonic words come off his tongue. "And a dead witness who can't testify."
"We have the footage, Li. It should be in the archives."
Yeah, I don't think the UCIC or whoever the hell is trying to burn schools down thought of this one.
"Alright. So, anything else I should know?"
"Nothing much. Perhaps the need for more Indochinese agents? But other than that, I have nothing else to report."
"I see... Oh, before I forget, Mike told me to tell you he said hi."
"Marty, he called me last night."
Christ, Mike won't stop asking me about her. I mean, I get that she's his wife and this position puts her in some danger, but Aki's a smart woman.
"Yeah, I know. He worries about you."
"...He's bored, isn't he?"
"Yup."
There's only so much baseball you can watch before you get bored.
Ulsan Harbor, Ulsan, Republic of Korea, 11 September 1917
Park Jae-Hyun knew full well that he was not qualified for the job when he started, but in his defense, he was probably the most-qualified man in Korea for the job.
In his defense, he was a quick learner... Even if his lesson was that as Minister of Defense, he was just as much a politician as he was a soldier.
That said, his job was also easy on some days.
Today was one of those days, now that he was sitting at the opening of a new drydock. Apparently it was the first of its kind outside of China.
It wasn't too surprising, now that he thought about it. There was only so much space for drydocks on the Chinese coast, and they were building their fair share as fast as they could with modern equipment.
So when the Korean government offered Ulsan Harbor as a potential shipbuilding site, Nanjing had been more than open about it.
After all, Korea needed to do something about the trade imbalance with the Chinese, and if that meant manufacturing Chinese products on the cheap and building even more of the modern ships that the world kept demanding, then so be it.
Washington Naval Yard, Washington, District of Columbia, United States of America, 7 October 1917
Colonel Smedley Butler had a lot of time to think these last few years. While there was always training to be done and correspondences with his Chinese counterparts to be written, he had more than enough time to himself.
Today, however, was not one of those days. As he and his men were demonstrating the M1916 Browning Automatic Rifle to the assembled brass and politicians.
The M1916, of course, was based on the Chinese rifles that had been gifted to the United States a few years ago. Once the handshakes were finished and the goodbyes were said, the rifles were whisked across the country via train and brought to Washington. There, Butler and his men would be testing the rifles while one John Browning reverse-engineered it into something they could produce en masse.
What they ended up with, however, was basically a cheaper, lower-technology version of the rifle. From the looks of it, the only thing that had changed was, in fact, the wooden furniture that replaced the plastic on the handguard, grip, and stock. Everything else, from the inner workings to even the ammunition, was more or less the same from what they had seen before.
That isn't to say that Browning couldn't make a rifle that could file .30-06 Springfield. The man had made a prototype, and Butler even test-fired it.
He hated it. His men hated it even more, now that he thought about it.
"Damn thing kicks like a mule," one of his soldiers told him.
"The .223's better at getting more accurate shots," said another. "Even if it's a smaller bullet, you ain't gettin' up if you get shot by that."
It was contentious, of course. .30-06 was the cartridge of the American soldier, and they wanted to abandon it entirely?
Even Roosevelt, a man who seemed to wholeheartedly embraced the future, was a bit hesitant.
It was only when somebody pointed out that soldiers could also fire it in full-auto that the White House relented. After all, who could say no to a lightweight and reliable automatic rifle?
Now, all that remained was Congress, and Butler knew enough about politics from his father to know just what to do for the crowd.
"I hold in my hands," he began for the crowd of politicians and generals, "The future of the American infantryman. After years of testing and providing feedback to Mr. Browning, I can say for sure that this is better than any rifle made in Berlin, Britain, or Bordeaux..."