"Sure," you answer Leona. You take a torch from one of the soldiers, and so does she.
Your mother nods. The two of you get off of your horses and proceed to the furthermost eastern part of the large chamber, where Leona leads you up a round stairway. You climb numerous floors, then you reach the very end of the staircase, but not the tower yet. You have a bizarre feeling. A fear that someone or something is watching you in here. The place has very little light anywhere, with the most coming in from very small, occasional windows or magical lamps that barely generate enough light to show you an outline of the path.
"We are in the inner sanctum. From here, we get to the tower."
"Why is this place... so..."
"Complex? It was built like a maze to make it even harder for grave robbers. It has plenty of traps too, but they won't activate as long as we're here," Leona explains, leading you through a poorly-lightened hall and toward another set of stairs. You go up, to the floor, above.
CRACK!
Leona and you turn around. The both of you heard a sound behind the two of you. Leona shrugs and continues back upstairs, but you stay for a moment, staring at the darkness in fear. Once you realize it is staring back at you, you proceed after your mother.
The two of you stumble on a weird, crypt wall with several inscriptions and runes on it. Leona brushes some dust off of it with her hand. "Weird. This door should be open unless someone reactivated the riddle," she exclaims, completely clueless.
Leona starts pushing blocks of runes on the wall from one place to another, slowly solving the puzzle. As she does, you turn back with your torch and look around. You... holy shit. There's an actual silhouette in the darkness. Your jaw drops.
"Mom..." you whisper in horror.
"Not now, I'm busy," she replies.
"Mom," you call again, more firmly.
Leona doesn't reply. The figure in the darkness approaches closer.
"MOM!" you yell this time, very loudly and sounding with concern.
"WHAT?!" she turns to you angrily, then looks back at the figure and her jaw drops as well, in a mixture of sudden surprise and fear. Just as she's about to draw her sword...
The skeleton looks at you with a smile.
Suddenly, he raises his finger toward the sky and poses. From it flows a lightning of pure glamour energy. Whatever you are looking at is beyond human.
"Buenos dias, senoritas," the skeleton welcomes you in Espanian.
Both you, and Leona scream, overtaken by sudden fear.
"W-w-w-w-w-w-what?! W-w-w-w-what is that thing?!" you ask, squirming against the wall.
"I have no idea!" Leona replies, equally shocked as you. This thing is not mundane. For some reason, you can't help but yell in fear.
"Lo siento?" the skeleton asks, bewildered at your yelling. Chills of pure fear run down your back as the skeleton speaks.
"S-s-s-s-speak in common, y-y-y-you f-f-freak!"
"Por favor, habla mas despacio?"
"I said... speak in common!" you kick the skeleton in the leg. To your surprise, this damages him.
The skeleton in front of you falls onto the floor, each bone separated from the other. He falls apart, but he appears to still live. His angered head looks at you. "Por que?!..." he asks in Espanian, then stops for a moment. His face brightens with reveleation, as he understands you are not Espanian.
"Wait..." he says, suddenly, prompting you to feel less afraid. "You are Albionian! My apologies, senoritas. I did not mean to startle you."
"What... the hell are you?" Leona asks, returning to a calm, composed posture. She is, however, rather angry at the skeletal... warrior... in front of you. Probably because he snuck up on the two of you without a word, which definitely isn't the best idea. He's lucky that both of you somehow failed the fear check.
The skeleton's hands move across the floor. The joints of his body reconnect, forming itself back together. Soon, the skeleton's headless body stands up. It picks up the head, then firmly attaches it back to the spine's end. The skeleton looks at you. "I am Frederico de Caballerio, but most call me Senor Fred."
Senor Fred takes your mom's hand, then, somehow, kisses it despite the fact that his head is a skull.
"What."
Leona's 'what' wasn't a question. It was a statement. It was as if 'what' is the only word that can be used to actually describe Senor Fred.
"Wait..." she exclaims in sudden realization. "Frederico de Caballerio? That can't be."
"Why, yes, it is me, in the flesh!" the skeleton states, ironically.
"Who is Frederico de Caballerio?" you ask, turning to Leona.
"He was an Espanian hero, who often worked together with Baragar. They say that Senor Fred was the Elder God's favorite being in the universe at one point, so he obtained incredible powers above even Gods. But... he died."
"Died?!" Senor Fred asks, bewildered. "Senorita, please! I've never felt more alive! I am standing here, before you. That by itself is a testament to my justice! Death shall never fall upon me! If anything, it is an inconvenience at most!"
So, he doesn't even know he's dead. Or rather, he doesn't acknowledge the fact that he is undead which means he kicked the bucket in the past. That's quite the level of egocentricity. Senor Fred smirks, then takes out a Hello Kitty™ Hair Brush in his hand. With several, swift movements of the wrist, he repairs his drill-shaped, blue hair back to how it was.
"What is that thing?" you ask, curious.
"An artifact from another universe, Senorita."
"I'm out," you take your torch and go back downstairs while Leona and Senor Fred stare at you.
Senor Fred smiles at the camera brightly.
***
You return downstairs to the mercenaries. You converse with them for a few minutes about what you and Leona found up in the Inner Sanctum. Not one of them believes you, until Senor Fred comes down and reveals himself to the mercenary army. They take him for an enemy at first and each and every single one of them is terrified, standing in place. Senor Fred immobilized your army with his presence alone.
"Senorita, I must thank you," Senor Fred approaches you. "I have been stumbling in this grim dungeon for the last five decades, until you finally led me outside."
Seriously? Is this place so complex he couldn't find a way out for fifty years? That's just ridiculous. You refuse to believe that. Regardless, because it'd be best not to tell him the truth, you decide to just act humble about it. With a sigh, you say, "Sure. No problem."
Senor Fred chuckles.
"So, how did you die?" You interrupt his laughter.
"Die?" he asks.
"Yeah, you're a skeleton."
Senor Fred looks at his hands. His eyes narrow paradoxically. How a skeleton can have facial expressions is beyond you. He stares like that, then clenches his fists and looks back up at you. "I have no idea what you're talking about."
Ask Senor Fred some questions. (Up to three.)
[] How strong are you in a fight?
[] What was Baragar like?
[] Tell me about yourself.
[] Why is your sword... bent?
[] What's with the hair?
[] Write-in.
***
After your short conversation with Senor Fred, you...
[] Return upstairs, to Leona, to see if she solved the puzzle yet. Perhaps you can help her?
[] Spar with Senor Fred, to test his mettle.
[] Tell Senor Fred the story about you killing Pyndwyn, then ask him for some equally interesting story.
[] Write-in.
Time: Afternoon
Calendar: 1006-01-16