Chapter 3: Days of Glory - Part 13: Take It From Me
Birdsie
Sharp Talons Cleave The Worthy
- Location
- Poland
Time for questioning.
"What was Baragar like?" you ask. The two of them apparently worked together.
"Well, nina," Senor Fred stops to think. "He had a great sense of justice! Like me!" Senor Fred pointed his thumb at himself with closed, proud eyes, before looking back at you. "He was also really tough. Even I couldn't beat him, and that's a lot coming from Senor Fred. Though he did have a penchant for nasty tricks."
"Tell me about yourself," you request.
"I was born in... when was it again? Gods, I can't remember..." Senor Fred clicks his fingers. "I was born in the year three-hundred... or, was it six... wait..."
"Okay, you don't remember."
"No-no. I do," he protests. "Just let me think..." Senor Fred performs some kind of mathematics, muttering equations under his breath and counting years.
"Strange," he snaps. "I remember Espanian history to a dot, but I can't recall my own birthdate... hijo de puta... Anyway, as I was saying. I was born sometime and somewhere. I recall being a General for the Espanian army before I decided to abandon it in favor of becoming an adventurer! And then I met your grand-pappi! We met in an obscure fort and decided to work together after I valiantly stepped in and saved him from a dragon!"
You frown in amusement. "He was fine on his own, was he?"
"Yes, he was," Fred admits with mild shame.
"Last question. Do you know how to break powerful curses?"
"As a matter of fact!" Senor Fred raises his finger into the air, heroically. "No," he admits dryly and without timbre.
You begin walking away. "BUT!" You stop and look at Fred. "I think being cursed is a good thing."
"What are you talking about?"
"Take it from me, senorita. By the time I was a lad," Senor Fred begins proudly, "I had over twenty-eight curses adorning my spirit like golden badges of valor! For, nina, you see - pain is weakness leaving the body! The more you suffer, the stronger you become!"
Well, that explains a lot. If he had twenty-eight curses by the time he was a 'lad' there's no doubt he would get cursed with memory loss and eternal life as an unfeeling revenant somewhere along the way. Oddly, this arrangement seems to be working out just fine for him.
"Never took you for a masochist," you snark dryly.
"Senorita, please. I am a justice-thirsting hero, not a lusting sinner."
"Pfffsht, whatever. That reminds me, did you ever get married?"
"Although women swoon over me, because of my fabulous glamour, and though a stallion in bed––" Senor Fred takes out a Spiderman Hair Comb and uses it to adjust his hair, before putting it back. "––I remain unmarried. However, I did father several children back in the day with a woman I loved, but I had to abandon her for the sake of her own safety. I wonder where my little ninos ran off to."
Senor Fred muses dramatically.
This guy is a complete waste of time.
"Ha-ha!" Senor Fred smirks at the camera, then winks seductively.
You return back up the way you came, leaving Senor Fred alone with the soldiers overtaken by horror. After making your way through the Inner Sanctum and going past several tombs, you finally make it. You walk up to your mother, who still seems to be figuring out the puzzle.
"How's it going?"
"I'm not quite done yet. I told that goofy skeleton to leave me alone, because he started flexing and telling me how great his biceps it."
"That's Fred, alright."
...
"So, can I help?"
"Feel free to take a look," Leona gives you some light with her torch.
You look at the riddle. It's a wall, with numerous, two-dimensional squares. On each of them is some kind of unusual pattern, like a crest, painted in gray. You stare, and analyze, and try to make what you can of it. You try to perceive some kind of pattern, and finally, you do. There's a repeating sequence of three crests per row, but you can't tell much more than that.
"The shapes repeat in every row."
"I noticed that. I'm just trying to put together what it means."
"You never did this before?"
Leona shakes her head. "It was open since I was a little girl."
"Well, let me know if you can get it open."
You decide to return to Senor Fred and ask him for advice in the upcoming war. You don't really have the intent of staying in these creepy catacombs and exploring them on your own. You never know when you stumble upon a wraith that just so happens to have a particularly bad mood this afternoon.
"A war?! There's a war?! Por supuseto..." Senor Fred's eyes light up with blue fire. "The hated Hirpan Empire is attacking again! We must stop th––"
"No, actually."
"Oh... then... Elucifer is attacking?"
"No. And I have no idea who Elucifer is."
"Hmmm..." Senor Fred clicks his skeletal fingers. "Master Junji went rogue! Is he peeping on the innkeepers again?! Unacceptable!" Senor Fred waves his hand and prepares to draw his sword, but your interruption stops him again.
"No, damn it, and I have no idea who you're referring to."
"An old... comrade," Senor Fred explains awkwardly. "Okay, then it was... no, it cannot be our hated enemy! Turenval has returned?! We must prepare our cannons and a fort! And archers with fiery arrows! Oh, oh, and––"
"No, you buffoon," you say, but you don't tell him who the war is with. His guesses are incredibly amusing, and to some extent even informative.
"Urm... I have no idea... is... is Reina in danger? Did Pandora get possessed by an angel again? James got stuck in a mana vortex? Is Mireille in trouble?!"
Senor Fred keeps muttering different theories about the enemy you are at war with, one theory after another, without skipping a beat. "The Drifter has returned? Or... or Lilith escaped her containment? Woguran?! Akena?! It can't possibly be Kyro, we killed him!"
Senor Fred gasps in shock. "Is it my fangirls?! Do not tell me it is my fangirls, senorita! Have a heart!"
"A lot of names leave your mouth, but not much knowledge," you laugh at Senor Fred, who stumbles, trying to figure out who started the war. "We're at war with Estal, a country to the north."
"I see, I see... then it is a new enemy to overcome! Fabulous! We will sow seeds of justice and bravery, like heroic farmers, senorita!"
"By the way, care to explain all of those names to me? Who's Elucifer, who's Master Junji, who's... Turenval?"
"They are our most hated enemies, senorita! Where we stand as paragons of justice, they are the immortal symbols of evil," Senor Fred poses for dramatic flair. Despite that, his eyes stare at you with utter solemnity, giving some kind of gravity to his words.
"Except for Master Junji, he's just a pervert," he breaks the gravity without missing a beat.
Pick several characters for Fred to expand on. Up to 4.
[] Elucifer.
[] Master Junji.
[] Turenval.
[] Reina.
[] Pandora.
[] James.
[] Mireille.
[] The Drifter.
[] Lilith.
[] Woguran.
[] Akena.
[] Kyro.
Time: Afternoon
Calendar: 1006-01-16
"What was Baragar like?" you ask. The two of them apparently worked together.
"Well, nina," Senor Fred stops to think. "He had a great sense of justice! Like me!" Senor Fred pointed his thumb at himself with closed, proud eyes, before looking back at you. "He was also really tough. Even I couldn't beat him, and that's a lot coming from Senor Fred. Though he did have a penchant for nasty tricks."
"Tell me about yourself," you request.
"I was born in... when was it again? Gods, I can't remember..." Senor Fred clicks his fingers. "I was born in the year three-hundred... or, was it six... wait..."
"Okay, you don't remember."
"No-no. I do," he protests. "Just let me think..." Senor Fred performs some kind of mathematics, muttering equations under his breath and counting years.
"Strange," he snaps. "I remember Espanian history to a dot, but I can't recall my own birthdate... hijo de puta... Anyway, as I was saying. I was born sometime and somewhere. I recall being a General for the Espanian army before I decided to abandon it in favor of becoming an adventurer! And then I met your grand-pappi! We met in an obscure fort and decided to work together after I valiantly stepped in and saved him from a dragon!"
You frown in amusement. "He was fine on his own, was he?"
"Yes, he was," Fred admits with mild shame.
"Last question. Do you know how to break powerful curses?"
"As a matter of fact!" Senor Fred raises his finger into the air, heroically. "No," he admits dryly and without timbre.
You begin walking away. "BUT!" You stop and look at Fred. "I think being cursed is a good thing."
"What are you talking about?"
"Take it from me, senorita. By the time I was a lad," Senor Fred begins proudly, "I had over twenty-eight curses adorning my spirit like golden badges of valor! For, nina, you see - pain is weakness leaving the body! The more you suffer, the stronger you become!"
Well, that explains a lot. If he had twenty-eight curses by the time he was a 'lad' there's no doubt he would get cursed with memory loss and eternal life as an unfeeling revenant somewhere along the way. Oddly, this arrangement seems to be working out just fine for him.
"Never took you for a masochist," you snark dryly.
"Senorita, please. I am a justice-thirsting hero, not a lusting sinner."
"Pfffsht, whatever. That reminds me, did you ever get married?"
"Although women swoon over me, because of my fabulous glamour, and though a stallion in bed––" Senor Fred takes out a Spiderman Hair Comb and uses it to adjust his hair, before putting it back. "––I remain unmarried. However, I did father several children back in the day with a woman I loved, but I had to abandon her for the sake of her own safety. I wonder where my little ninos ran off to."
Senor Fred muses dramatically.
This guy is a complete waste of time.
"Ha-ha!" Senor Fred smirks at the camera, then winks seductively.
***
You return back up the way you came, leaving Senor Fred alone with the soldiers overtaken by horror. After making your way through the Inner Sanctum and going past several tombs, you finally make it. You walk up to your mother, who still seems to be figuring out the puzzle.
"How's it going?"
"I'm not quite done yet. I told that goofy skeleton to leave me alone, because he started flexing and telling me how great his biceps it."
"That's Fred, alright."
...
"So, can I help?"
"Feel free to take a look," Leona gives you some light with her torch.
You look at the riddle. It's a wall, with numerous, two-dimensional squares. On each of them is some kind of unusual pattern, like a crest, painted in gray. You stare, and analyze, and try to make what you can of it. You try to perceive some kind of pattern, and finally, you do. There's a repeating sequence of three crests per row, but you can't tell much more than that.
"The shapes repeat in every row."
"I noticed that. I'm just trying to put together what it means."
"You never did this before?"
Leona shakes her head. "It was open since I was a little girl."
"Well, let me know if you can get it open."
You decide to return to Senor Fred and ask him for advice in the upcoming war. You don't really have the intent of staying in these creepy catacombs and exploring them on your own. You never know when you stumble upon a wraith that just so happens to have a particularly bad mood this afternoon.
***
"A war?! There's a war?! Por supuseto..." Senor Fred's eyes light up with blue fire. "The hated Hirpan Empire is attacking again! We must stop th––"
"No, actually."
"Oh... then... Elucifer is attacking?"
"No. And I have no idea who Elucifer is."
"Hmmm..." Senor Fred clicks his skeletal fingers. "Master Junji went rogue! Is he peeping on the innkeepers again?! Unacceptable!" Senor Fred waves his hand and prepares to draw his sword, but your interruption stops him again.
"No, damn it, and I have no idea who you're referring to."
"An old... comrade," Senor Fred explains awkwardly. "Okay, then it was... no, it cannot be our hated enemy! Turenval has returned?! We must prepare our cannons and a fort! And archers with fiery arrows! Oh, oh, and––"
"No, you buffoon," you say, but you don't tell him who the war is with. His guesses are incredibly amusing, and to some extent even informative.
"Urm... I have no idea... is... is Reina in danger? Did Pandora get possessed by an angel again? James got stuck in a mana vortex? Is Mireille in trouble?!"
Senor Fred keeps muttering different theories about the enemy you are at war with, one theory after another, without skipping a beat. "The Drifter has returned? Or... or Lilith escaped her containment? Woguran?! Akena?! It can't possibly be Kyro, we killed him!"
Senor Fred gasps in shock. "Is it my fangirls?! Do not tell me it is my fangirls, senorita! Have a heart!"
"A lot of names leave your mouth, but not much knowledge," you laugh at Senor Fred, who stumbles, trying to figure out who started the war. "We're at war with Estal, a country to the north."
"I see, I see... then it is a new enemy to overcome! Fabulous! We will sow seeds of justice and bravery, like heroic farmers, senorita!"
"By the way, care to explain all of those names to me? Who's Elucifer, who's Master Junji, who's... Turenval?"
"They are our most hated enemies, senorita! Where we stand as paragons of justice, they are the immortal symbols of evil," Senor Fred poses for dramatic flair. Despite that, his eyes stare at you with utter solemnity, giving some kind of gravity to his words.
"Except for Master Junji, he's just a pervert," he breaks the gravity without missing a beat.
Pick several characters for Fred to expand on. Up to 4.
[] Elucifer.
[] Master Junji.
[] Turenval.
[] Reina.
[] Pandora.
[] James.
[] Mireille.
[] The Drifter.
[] Lilith.
[] Woguran.
[] Akena.
[] Kyro.
Time: Afternoon
Calendar: 1006-01-16
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