Don't know if they can track the ball too.
Acquire a brand new ball somehow, then break the old one, then catch self in the new one.
Omake: Message Not Received
Funny, but if she can read the text on the dex's screen I don't think she would fail to notice that her own writing isn't of a kind.
What interesting questions! I wonder what kind of crazy Pokemon trainer would think about battling a Pokemon herself? You'd have to be some kind of weirdo! Hypothetically.
...Is this a sarcastic reference to something? :oops:
 
What interesting questions! I wonder what kind of crazy Pokemon trainer would think about battling a Pokemon herself? You'd have to be some kind of weirdo! Hypothetically.
I'm more or less picturing the Pokemon-setting equivalent of Torgue from Borderlands. Which is amazing beyond words.

Now, if Mawile put googly eyes and a fake mustache on her jaw-tentacles, maybe adding in a trenchcoat and a fedora, would the sheer absurdity of the disguise make people just... let it pass? "Nope. Nope. Not dealing with this. I'm standing in front of a perfectly normal human being, nothing amiss at all. Don't make eye contact with the googly eyes. Don't make eye contact with the googly eyes."

Everything. Is. Perfectly. Fine.

Funnily enough the disguise would legitimately end up fooling two out of three members of Team Rocket. The Deceitful Pokemon strikes again...
 
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i'm... pretty sure many trainers who specialize in fighting types are known to physically fight pokemon. i distinctly remember something from the animes earlier seasons about a guy suplexing/being suplexed by a machoke.
 
Problem: Elekid is built for speed, and Mawile is not. I suggest you invest in high-priority moves.

Well, Mawile DO learn Sucker Punch eventually. Though how exactly that sort of move is likely to function, I can't say just yet.

What kind of kibble did Paul use? Is it really meant to be eaten by Mawile? Food for thought.

Quite literally, in this case.

Okay, but why did you go out of your way to avoid eating the can? If you can't digest it, there's nothing stopping you from belching it out later.

Regurgitation on demand traditionally isn't a skill learned until one has the strength to withstand the harsh trials it puts on the body, and thus that knowledge must regrettably remain locked away for now. :p

And speaking of, whatever happened to the Benny omake?

Sadly, I had to make the call that it was just too short to qualify. While I hate to set a limit on that sort of thing, it's too confusing what I should or shouldn't threadmark if I don't have any rules in that regard, so omakes now need 100 words minimum to qualify as such. There's one exception over on SB, but only because I explicitly asked the person if they wanted that to be an omake, and I'd feel quite bad taking that down after basically outright telling them it already qualified.

You don't like bananas? Inconceivable! Are you taking Flairile's nature into account for flavor preferences?

Not really. Natures likely won't be a thing in this story, simply because stats as numbers aren't really what I want to focus on here.

Is he trying to gauge how much his team has grown?

Not exactly, but you can probably intuit the real answer easily enough.

The way I see it, the Power of Friendship was not meant to be transformed directly into raw combat power in this manner. Which doesn't necessarily make it a bad thing, but you should truly want to unlock that power if you're going to use it, because it may have downsides. It's going Super Saiyan, with a dark twist.

Sounds about right, yeah. :)

No, a Trevenant just wanted to give you a big hug.

It was a rather LARGE Trevenant then, and while it's definitely dead now, I don't really think it was before. Either way, it clearly didn't know its own strength, because that was a very dangerous hug.

I really want to see Paul's reaction... but I'm not sure if such a thing has enough substance for its own chapter.

You're in luck then, because next chapter is a Paul interlude! I'm sure, based on the many glowing comments about him I've read and responded to previously, that everyone absolutely can't wait for that. :V

Judging from the comments I had been seeing, leaving Paul wasn't abrupt enough. I would have been fine either way, but you definitely don't need to apologize for leaving him.

I'm not really apologizing for having Mawile!me leave him per se, so much as I'm apologizing for if this felt like too much of a sudden swerve in the opposite direction of what previous chapters implied. I tried to keep things sort of running down that track with Mawile!me's various thought processes, and I noted in a lot of out-of-story comments that something was liable to give between me and Paul fairly quickly, but I think a lot of people still got the wrong impression on the whole.

Now you get to spend all night curled up next to Paul's balls.

Eheh... I actually had to rewrite several different sentences for the exact purpose of making sure they didn't get taken this way. ^^;

According to the dirt outside my tent...

...well, just make that planned interlude partially redundant, why don't you? Threadmarked!

Edit: Or maybe Chimchar wasn't his first pokemon? Idk don't really watch the series.

Paul has been through the Kanto, Johto, and Hoenn leagues already (though he's only now getting around to the Sinnoh one, despite having originally lived there to begin with), so no, Chimchar is not his first Pokemon. That was a Turtwig, which is a Torterra by the time we actually see it. Chimchar was picked up by Paul early on during his return to Sinnoh, as was Elekid, though we've no idea if he had the latter when he invited (yes, actually invited) the former to come along with him.

Paul is going to misinterpret the crap out of whatever she says, assuming that it was written by a human. No matter how obvious it is, he is going to come to alternate conclusions. Some fucker did this to him, not just to profit but to ruin (or at least fuck with) him, and he wants names and wants them to burn.

Not going to say if you're right or not, but you should keep in mind that Paul has met Team Rocket at this point - just before entering Bewilder Forest proper, in fact. ;)

"Maw. Mawile. Maw maw maw.
- Maw."

Pfft, nice. :D Threadmarked! I almost labeled that as "Maw-ssage Not Received" actually, but we just had Maw-chopped, and I really must stop with the puns somewhere.

Is this the prelude to the pokemon version of a manhunt scene in a movie? :tongue:

There is a distinct possibility...

If the flittering idea that Flairwile didn't take her own pokeball is proven correct, then his limit would be four. Ouch.

In that case, Paul could likely just break my Pokeball so it's no longer functional, or transfer it to Reggie without anything in it so he can have five Pokemon again (or if you can't transfer them without a Pokemon, just head over to Hearthome and hand it to him directly). The ball he doesn't have on hand may indeed present something of a problem, however...

How does one normally respond to a flailing object suddenly appearing inside of and irritating their giant mulching jaws?

Good question! Generally one would think the reaction would be to spit out the flailing object, as that's the normal human response, but Mawile instincts may say otherwise, as I imagine flailing objects in the mouth isn't exactly an unusual thing for them. Thus, in my case, as a human/Mawile... er, hard to say, actually. Maybe just wait and see... though, hopefully not. ^^;

We're doing the PMD Explorers Mawile spinny dance now boys!

Hopefully without the accompanying confusion that traditionally comes from stepping on a spin trap. :V

Whew, glad you didn't end on a cliffhanger. That update stressed me out 😅

Really? Great! I was struggling trying to make the chapter appropriately tense, so if it felt stressful, I must have done something right. :D

"Okay, first step to a stealthy getaway; slowly, carefully, quietly, bite off Paul's head."

Ah, that would be the "they can't find you if they aren't alive anymore" style of sneaking, seen employed by a curiously large number of so-called "stealth" games.

We are now accepting bets on how long it'll be before she accidentally swallows her stuff!

Well, they are near the front of the mouth, which is over two and a half feet long. Thus, accidentally swallowing them would likely be rather difficult - though, accidentally biting down on them might be significantly less so.

...Is this a sarcastic reference to something?

I think it was actually referring to the possibility of Mawile!me pulling a Hyphen and becoming a Pokemon-Trainer, which is to say a trainer who is also a Pokemon, and can therefore fight for themself. I could be wrong though, it was admittedly a little vague.

At most, I remember Ash in season 1 going all "I can catch a pokemon without any help!". Using only a stick, without hitting the pokemon, caught a Krabby. It was his 7th pokemon if I recall right and it was before Lt. Surge.

He did indeed do that - Misty criticized him for it the entire time, up until it actually worked. Then Ash promptly didn't use that Krabby until the Indigo League, at which point it immediately evolved into a Kingler and stomped "Mandy the Astounding"'s entire team without any help. That was one powerful Krabby to be taken down by a 10 year old with a stick.

Now, if Mawile put googly eyes and a fake mustache on her jaw-tentacles, maybe adding in a trenchcoat and a fedora, would the sheer absurdity of the disguise make people just... let it pass?

Absurd disguises in the Pokemon world DO have a disproportionate level of success, even when Team Rocket isn't involved. You just need a certain level of absurd, brazen confidence in yourself to pull it off, I think.

i'm... pretty sure many trainers who specialize in fighting types are known to physically fight pokemon. i distinctly remember something from the animes earlier seasons about a guy suplexing/being suplexed by a machoke.

If I recall correctly, that would be Chuck, the fighting-type gym leader who was weeping literal tears of pride for his Machoke's success at using Submission on him. You're also correct that while it's not necessarily a common thing, people fighting Pokemon isn't totally unknown... but that's mostly just literal sparring, meant for martial combat practice rather than an actual fight. So, close, but not quite what my wandering train of thought was imagining.
 
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Absurd disguises in the Pokemon world DO have a disproportionate level of success, even when Team Rocket isn't involved. You just need a certain level of absurd, brazen confidence in yourself to pull it off, I think.
Take it far enough and you end up so deep into absurdity that everyone goes 'there's no way that isn't serious, because no-one would willingly be that ridiculous unless they have no choice'.
 
The Sinnoh fighting type gym leader was shown to be trained by her Lucario, a Lucario without knowledge of human limits. She was a bit ridiculous if I remember right.

As for Mawile, I can see her going down the route of a wanderer, and maybe just casually doing whatever is around. Like Ash, but with less rampant stupidity, luck, and godly bullshit. Probably less gyms as well.
 
everyone absolutely can't wait for that.
The earlier we get the interlude, the earlier we get the next chapter, so there's that. :V

Seriously though, I'm curious what Paul is thinking. But I hope it's more of a 2k chapter rather than an 8k one.

Paul has been through the Kanto, Johto, and Hoenn leagues already (though he's only now getting around to the Sinnoh one, despite having originally lived there to begin with), so no, Chimchar is not his first Pokemon. That was a Turtwig, which is a Torterra by the time we actually see it. Chimchar was picked up by Paul early on during his return to Sinnoh, as was Elekid, though we've no idea if he had the latter when he invited (yes, actually invited) the former to come along with him.
Given how much he values POWER! I'm surprised he didn't just stick with his old team.

I really must stop with the puns somewhere.
I don't follow, why?

That was one powerful Krabby to be taken down by 10 year old with a stick.
Maybe it was so humiliated, it trained for the entire time.
 
Omake: Benny the Bidoof
And speaking of, whatever happened to the Benny omake?
Sadly, I had to make the call that it was just too short to qualify. While I hate to set a limit on that sort of thing, it's too confusing what I should or shouldn't threadmark if I don't have any rules in that regard, so omakes now need 100 words minimum to qualify as such.

Such a horrifically strenuous condition, but I guess I can manage... this totally isn't the expanded version I thought of a few hours after I posted the original or anything...

Back, by popular demand:

Benny the Bidoof: Directors Cut
Benny the Bidoof was exploring.
He wasn't supposed to go off by himself, but Momma had a leg injury and there was a new litter, and they were all sick.
His little brother had Poke-Pox and was covered in spots, his little sister had Pokio and couldn't walk, his cousin had Corona and grew a crown out of his head, and his uncle had a bad case of hypochondria.
He didn't know what that last one did, but it must be bad because Momma said if he didn't get over it soon, it'd be terminal.
His uncle looked real scared when she said that.

He had to find food. They hadn't had a really good meal for days and it was really getting desperate for them all.

Then he smelled it.
A sweet scent that smelled amazing.
It was like someone had taken every berry in the world and smushed them together into one ultimate berry... then dipped it in chocolate, rolled it in Twinkies and deep fried it!
He was sure that it would be delicious and nutritious and maybe even help momma heal- *snap*
 
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Omake: Incognito (Hyphen X-over)
that everyone absolutely can't wait for that
Yes, actually lol. Unless a threadmarked omake is to be taken as canon.
I almost labeled that as "Maw-ssage Not Received" actually, but we just had Maw-chopped, and I really must stop with the puns somewhere.
Nonsense! You can never have too many puns!
Absurd disguises in the Pokemon world DO have a disproportionate level of success, even when Team Rocket isn't involved. You just need a certain level of absurd, brazen confidence in yourself to pull it off, I think.
Astra wasn't quite sure what she was seeing.

Maybe she had pushed herself too much today? Training her team and herself in the time they had left before the League officially opened was becoming stressful, although she was certain she wasn't too bad off. May had even stopped her to get some lunch before boarding the ship back to Hoenn.

She blinked, then double checked herself for outside psychic meddling. But, no. She was fine. Everything was fine.

So she definitely was not hallucinating a bundle of clothes wobbling down the docks. Oh, whoever it was had a good idea of where they were going, and the hat did a lot to cover their head, but they were getting a little too close to the water.

Astra idly played a few notes on her violin. Hmm. Two minds? She reached out to the more focused one. "A little to the left."

The bundle adjusted accordingly. "Thanks." Then it froze.

The bundle cursed.

Astra serenely kept playing. She'd heard worse from May.

"Who are you?" Distrust and suspicion seeped into their thoughts.

"...A friend," she replied. A name would out her. Her music spoke of longing with an undercurrent of uncertainty. "Are you lost?"

"I know where we're going."

"We?"

Another curse.

(I couldn't help myself. All I really have, unfortunately. )
 
...Is this a sarcastic reference to something? :oops:

This is what I get for being vague. The vagueness was me trying to avoid self promotion.

I was trying to be comically self depreciating because I've written all three of those things. In quick succession. With little/no foreshadowing. Along with "some humans can speak pokemon." Now I realise the vagueness just made everything worse.

But more to that topic and my own justification for it, Jesse caught Serviper herself, using real named attacks and legitimately defeating it. Albeit, I think it was Meowth calling out the attacks. Furry Swipes and Megaton Kick. Both of which are "normal" attacks, which is interesting. In contrast, Ash caught his Krabby seemingly because Krabby wanted to be caught. Yes, Ash fought Krabby with a stick, but he didn't actually land a blow. Krabby chopped it into pieces before Ash did anything with it, and then Ash just threw the pokeball and it worked. It was Caterpie all over again.
 
Yes, actually lol. Unless a threadmarked omake is to be taken as canon.

Nonsense! You can never have too many puns!

Astra wasn't quite sure what she was seeing.

Maybe she had pushed herself too much today? Training her team and herself in the time they had left before the League officially opened was becoming stressful, although she was certain she wasn't too bad off. May had even stopped her to get some lunch before boarding the ship back to Hoenn.

She blinked, then double checked herself for outside psychic meddling. But, no. She was fine. Everything was fine.

So she definitely was not hallucinating a bundle of clothes wobbling down the docks. Oh, whoever it was had a good idea of where they were going, and the hat did a lot to cover their head, but they were getting a little too close to the water.

Astra idly played a few notes on her violin. Hmm. Two minds? She reached out to the more focused one. "A little to the left."

The bundle adjusted accordingly. "Thanks." Then it froze.

The bundle cursed.

Astra serenely kept playing. She'd heard worse from May.

"Who are you?" Distrust and suspicion seeped into their thoughts.

"...A friend," she replied. A name would out her. Her music spoke of longing with an undercurrent of uncertainty. "Are you lost?"

"I know where we're going."

"We?"

Another curse.

(I couldn't help myself. All I really have, unfortunately. )
Is this just a thing that fairy type pokémon do? Go on and become a pokémon trainer for a while, have adventures, go hiking, make friends, win competitions, get rich, spend it all, go back home, shrug, say it was nothing, get captured and do it again but from the other side of the equation? :thonk:
 
Is this just a thing that fairy type pokémon do? Go on and become a pokémon trainer for a while, have adventures, go hiking, make friends, win competitions, get rich, spend it all, go back home, shrug, say it was nothing, get captured and do it again but from the other side of the equation? :thonk:
Where else are all these nameless trainers coming from? If as many ten year olds were roaming the woods as it looks like nobody'd be in school.
 
Well, Mawile DO learn Sucker Punch eventually. Though how exactly that sort of move is likely to function, I can't say just yet.

The general gist of that move, if the GRORIOUS NIPPON STEEL name of the move is to be believed, is a malicious ambush attack. Perfect for a fae-like Pokémon with the species name of "Deciever".

Put yourself into a berserker rage, imagining your opponent is Paul, when anticipating an attack and lash out wildly from nowhere?

Eheh... I actually had to rewrite several different sentences for the exact purpose of making sure they didn't get taken this way. ^^;

See: Canalave Library
See: Pokepedia entry on "Tsunderes"

it immediately evolved into a Kingler and stomped "Mandy the Astounding"'s entire team without any help. That was one powerful Krabby to be taken down by a 10 year old with a stick.

Kingler: " So you're asking me why I let Ash capture me, right?"

Mawile: "Yeah. The fuck's that about?"

Kingler: "I talked to a clairvoyant Alakazam not long before I was caught. He said life was about to present me with two choices. First, I could go with Japonais Michael Vick (fuck the Eagles btw) and lounge about lazily at the Oak Corral despite technically being a 10 year-old's chattel. The other option was that Arceus ISOTs me to Miami Beach and I get taken into a cage and forced to shit out extra limbs for Joe's Stone Crab."

Mawile: "I can see why you'd hop into the Pokéball then."
 
The general gist of that move, if the GRORIOUS NIPPON STEEL name of the move is to be believed, is a malicious ambush attack. Perfect for a fae-like Pokémon with the species name of "Deciever".

Put yourself into a berserker rage, imagining your opponent is Paul, when anticipating an attack and lash out wildly from nowhere?
And this gives me an image of a pokemon charging in to attack mawile. Mawile screams and flees in terror! Except that fleeing means turning her back to her enemy, and her back is a giant mouth, and maybe she wasn't actually scared at all...
 
What interesting questions! I wonder what kind of crazy Pokemon trainer would think about battling a Pokemon herself? You'd have to be some kind of weirdo! Hypothetically.
Well, according to Ashes of the Past, train in Aura long and hard enough, you can legitimately duel a Lucario.
Also apparently that kind of combat was a bit more common in the past.
 
The Sinnoh fighting type gym leader was shown to be trained by her Lucario, a Lucario without knowledge of human limits. She was a bit ridiculous if I remember right.
IIRC it is canon that humans in the Pokeworld can possess both Aura and Psychic powers, they're rare (Aura users especially, there's like two in the whole world and one of them is Ash), but there are and have been humans who can use magical powers normally only available to Pokemon.

Lucario, being masters of Aura, are a lot closer to humans in how they think, act and behave than most Pokemon are. So her Lucario could have inadvertently taught her basic Aura usage, though not being a proper Aura Guardian she probably can't do more than that, which would be why she is only a bit ridiculous.

Well, according to Ashes of the Past, train in Aura long and hard enough, you can legitimately duel a Lucario.
Also apparently that kind of combat was a bit more common in the past.
I'm pretty sure at least one of the Psychic-type Gym Leaders is shown to be capable of launching psychic attacks that could probably be used to fight Pokemon too.

But yeah, the only way a human can go hand-to-hand with a Pokemon and expect that to not go horribly wrong for them is if the human can use Aura.

Unless the Pokemon is question is like, Magikarp or Metapod or something. (Though I bet a Metapod would make a pretty good bludgeoning weapon, hmm...)

If I had to guess the Krabby admired Ash's chutzpah
He saw Ash with that stick and thought 'This fragile, pathetic little furless monkey is actually attempting to face me in mortal combat with a stick. I can respect that.'

And this gives me an image of a pokemon charging in to attack mawile. Mawile screams and flees in terror! Except that fleeing means turning her back to her enemy, and her back is a giant mouth, and maybe she wasn't actually scared at all...
No she is actually terrified, it just turns out that when terrified a Mawile's instincts are to turn around and bite the shit out of everything.

Hence why they learn Sucker Punch; it just comes naturally to a Mawile.
 
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Unless the Pokemon is question is like, Magikarp or Metapod or something. (Though I bet a Metapod would make a pretty good bludgeoning weapon, hmm...)

Magikarp must have some damn good abdominal muscles if they can Splash/Bounce over mountains. Like muscles akin to chiseled marble. I'd rather not try to damage that with my bare hands or a regular weapon, thank you very much.

Like if you need proof, look at the ones in Lake Valor surviving a goddamn explosion and a lack of water. Tough as nails.
 
Clearly there's only one way to use a magikarp in battle.

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